tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615Sat, 29 Feb 2020 00:18:59 +0000work is a horror showyour mom has already thanked medecorating the blog for halloweenLOLcoulterwasting time at workB( . )( . )BSfantasy jewelryfire and brimstoneglenn beck is a douchebaggsoi death watchtalking about myself in 3rd personthe geighsthings to live forways to make anna's mom proudways to make doug's mom proudObama feveraffairs of the heartamerican decadenceanother candidate for philosopher queenbeastialitybecause there's no dog halloween picbunny counterscashing in on gsoiclimate changecontestscorpsescounter-revolutiondatingdesperationdoug's sex lifedouglitas' birthdayeconomic crisis code red alarm soundingfffflooding the marketfor realz y'allfree (market) lovegarage slackers of ignorancegeniusesgettin oldgiving henry paulsen a hard timeglobal warminggoogle world orderirony-free bloggingmaking amendsmanifestations of evilmaybe it really is deadmicrobloggingmicropowerobama's hotnesspolitical liesshake the haters offshiny objectsspeaking fluent LOL languagestupiditythe ballad of anna and barackthe glass being half fullthe master-slave dialectictheocracytwssunclear on the conceptways i am likely to dieways to get a dateways to make my mother proudyes i'm talking to youyou can thank me lateryou'll thank me lateryour mom is enough"flute-girls"2008999 plateaus too manyCocoa TeaFranklin RosemontHomerHouyhnhnmLOLsLeon DespresMarilyn FrenchNSFWSimpson geeksa much needed mood elevatoraaaaaahhhhhhhabandonment issuesaccepting realityalabama should fucking secede again alreadyamouramusing myselfamusing myself with ironic homophobiaamy's adviceamycita deathwatchamycita doesn't read gawkeramycita tmiamycita's bad influenceamycita's election anxietiesamycita's seriously powertrippingamycita's true boyfriendangeranimal crueltyann coulter's va-jay-jann coulter: armed and fabulousanonymous benefactorsanother mom's restraining orderanticlimaxantifeminismarrested developmentattack of the killer tomatoavoiding anna's bday partybabiesbaconbacon explosionbaconatorbathing in rush limbaugh's tearsbeardobeginning of my xmas wish listbeing a traitor to your genderbeing called an idiot againbeing in over one's headbellevueberating rationbest bff everbetter'n cristinabetter'n heidegger's greatest epigonebetter'n tinabiblically inferred butt sexbig fucking dealsbitter clingersbleeding from the faceblog action dayboilsboob banditbooty lovebougeois ways to feel good about yourselfbourgeois karmabritney's uncovered crotchbumps in the nightbunniesburn outbusinessbusiness opportunitiescanned hashcash bonfire at murdoch's this weekendchambanachastityclass cyberstruggleclenching the mentally disabled voteclimbing up on my high horsecock-suckin' homophobescodescomebackscomics about kirkegaard??conservative cannibalismconservative language pathologyconspiraciescontent-free bloggingcorporate "time theft"cowboy justicecpac in the hizz-ousecremaster cyclecrossing our fingers for that friends reunioncrossing the linedamn i heart the internetsdeconsructing gsoidecorating the blog for Humanlightdecorating the blog for doug's birthdaydetectoristsdid she use booby traps?don't be a sellout environmentalistdoug's gun fetishdoug's jealousy of o'reillydouglitas and amycita saying 'humbug'dr. lauradreaming of a white christmaseconomicsel encountersenchantmentevolution a la Simpsonexcessive profanitiesfacebook is evilfaqfashionfbfeminismfeminism's dangerfight Prop 8finding fiber-optic jesusfinding your self-esteem at 201 poplarfloetryfodder for future inspirational postersfoucault is a sadistfound in the bourgeois pressfourth mealsfranklinfranklin is our masterfrench rapfuck Prop H8fuck big pharmafucked by big pharmafuckin up the established bathroom orderfuckin' up the patriarchy/heterotopiafulfillment of contractual blog-bligations (blog obligations)fully-clothed amateur film makinggay?gays and asians getting hate-fucked by democratic votersgeneral embarassmentgettin' crizunkgetting a tan with the devilgetting so mad reading a bullshit "newspaper" at work that i have to shut my door and cry sometimesgiving ben bernanke a breakglyphsgod's reputationgods and demonsgood grave picsgoodness of my heartgovernment liesgratuitous holidayshairstyles that alert people of your IQhappy-go-lucky scenariohey at least there's cakehilary's "inner beauty"hillary's "inner beauty"holy appling exitholy shit is that cow talkinghot dog incidenthot pocket rescuehow alan greenspan got into rand's pantshurting god's feelingsi heart breakfasti am michael scottindustry liesingenuityintentional solecismsirony and acronymsjesus the pet haterjokesla ragelasting side-effects of childhoodleave heath ledger aloneleave rick alonelgbt rantlife imitating artlimoslion hugslizzie's brilliant reparteelizzie's last standlolphilosopherslook at in your closetslost pets dept.low-brow "dump" jokesmade you lookmaintaining porch protectionmakin' memesmanaging the disposal of the decaying corpse of the U.S. marketmassagesmemphis activismmemphis hate songsmemphis love songsmeth chefsmeth trainingsmeth workshopsmom of annamost reliable sourcemutt smutmy fucked up neighborsneed for a revolutionneedless self-referencenew creative non-fictionnew moviesnew ways to show my boobsnew ways to waste your timeno talking orangutannostalgia for my corporate bookstore jobnot spasmsnukes killnutraloafof course i know it wasn't my emailold boys networkon pointone man's ceiling is another man's flooronly a fool would pass up this opportunityopposite marriageorgan harvestingotc russian roulettepeepeople who could buy and sell youphilosophashionplaying cops and robberspleasing ann coulterpolitical flirtationspolitical prostitutionpost-modernismpre-digested foodpresidential courtshippretenders to the coolness throneprincess daughtersprodigal homospublic service announcementpullin a boob jobpulling your maverick card on halloweenputting the T back in GLBTQquiver full of crazyquiverfullracist?ranch and bacon sandwichranditesreasons i started watching CNN againreasons i'll end up teary-eyed on oprah's couchreasons to try and be a bride more than oncerecovering from my perceived divorce(s)reducing my risk for colon cancerreggae feverremember that the camera adds at LEAST 10 lbsrevenge of the nerds (look out behind you)rich dudes getting "bonafide"riot grrrls gone wildrip-offsrobot anna vs. human annarules of attractionsantorumsarah gettin oldsarah's blackened heartscenes at my weddingschanuzersscience geekssearch my name again and then click on a different oneseepageseriously read the real lyrics i didn't do a bad jobsex and the citysexual attractions to capitalismshame of the technological ageshaming conservatives with the ol' philosophy degreeshoe gazingshout out to lee r.signssiminillasmelling nicesomeone other than doug calling my momsounding like my mothersource of my insecuritiesspain at it againspasspelunkingstill not convinced that randites actually get laidstory ideasstrokin'stuffsstupid to the stupid powersuboptimal discoursesuper creepy adultssuper heroessuper nerdssweet sweet world peaceswiss alps chalet fireplace of lovesymbolstaking the fornication out of californicationtaking your devil bride down to hadestantric sex with mrs. mullins while anna watchesthe atheist who stole christmasthe case for google blogger gogglesthe god delusionthe long-awaited resurgence of Spamthe most interesting part of my daythe officethe political beauty contestthe prison-gastrointestinal complexthe quiz show of my uncontrollable hatethe sin of grace and i sharing a tentthings not related to politicsthings with the potential to spread hepatitisthis is what i get for reading scientific americanthree giant crosses in your facethunder stealingtimesucktmitough decisionstrue lovetuesdays can bite metweetotalerstwitstwitterurbanawatup freakways i can be more like batmanwe call him franklin because he's well-behaved and housetrainedweird noises coming from my officewhere's george grider when you need him?why i don't miss corporate lifewhy i've looked like hell this weekwhy we need a whole new basis for societywiiwill's 'good eye'will's sex lifeworst case/middle class scenariosworthless bag of filthyellow listyou know it was totally my emailyou-know-who's birthday<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Plugging variables into utilitarian calculators since February 2008.http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (anna)Blogger201125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-3954295305183736529Wed, 06 Apr 2016 17:32:00 +00002016-04-06T12:32:03.481-05:00From the foothills of the Rocky Mountains, to the water-laden lakes of Minnesota; from the awkwardly-gentrified townhouses in Roger's Park, to the [insert a feature of contemporary Memphis here, cuz how the hell should I know what that place is like these days?] of the Mississippi Delta; the people are begging to know: Is the late-oughts powerhouse blog The Garage Sale of Ignorance being revivedhttp://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2016/04/make-gsoi-ignorant-again.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (douglitas)16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-5495129985863956163Thu, 05 May 2011 13:42:00 +00002011-05-05T08:45:55.393-05:00bumps in the nightone man's ceiling is another man's floorsantorumFinally figured out why the gay neighbors upstairs keep running the garbage disposal for a few seconds at a time in the wee hours: probably disposing of santorum.http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2011/05/bumps-in-night-explained.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-5825325774653371943Thu, 24 Feb 2011 21:56:00 +00002011-02-24T16:09:50.895-06:00conservative language pathologyLOLson pointTuesday night I'm driving home, listening to Tom Ashbrook discuss how conservatives are trying to make a mark on the purportedly liberal-loving land of academia, and he introduces Terrence George who lobbied for a conservative studies class at his university. Terrence is announced to be a 19 year old sophomore at Brown. Then Terrence spoke. please listen to his voice and tell me: is Tom Ashbrookhttp://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2011/02/gurl-he-just-sounds-rich.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (anna)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-453756499361105068Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:58:00 +00002010-07-23T15:02:30.378-05:00Daniel Schorr... August 31, 1916 - July 23,2010http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2010/07/rip-daniel-schorr.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (douglitas)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-9192354153566674002Thu, 03 Jun 2010 16:01:00 +00002010-06-03T11:15:42.413-05:002008cashing in on gsoifaqgsoi death watchmaybe it really is deadshiny objectstwssyou'll thank me lateryour mom has already thanked meyour mom is enoughgsoi faqQ: what is the purpose of gsoi?A: to put ourselves in the original position so as to be able to justify our preconceptions as objective laws of morality. also, for the product placement kickbacks. would you like some mountain dew?Q: who are/were the writers of gsoi?A: the world's four greatest lovers, three greatest tech-support personnel, two greatest organizers, one greatest magazine http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2010/06/gsoi-faq.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-2876414048174110273Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:25:00 +00002009-11-16T13:02:51.612-06:00abandonment issuesbleeding from the facemaking amendsrobot anna vs. human annafranklin sent me and my fellow dilatory GSoI founders an email this morning with the following link:i think i'm funnier in a mono-toneIt's an animated retrospective of our blog's early years (read: a year ago when we actually blogged). it's equal parts creepy and hilarious. and despite the robotic nature of the my character, human anna was deeply moved. riding high upon this wave of nostaligia, ihttp://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/11/franklin-sent-me-and-my-fellow-dilatory.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (anna)9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-3568027239070729014Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:02:00 +00002009-10-15T09:04:01.811-05:00blog action dayclimate changeglobal warmingToday's Blog Action Day. So I jumped the gun a bit. So what? It's all about global warming, climate change, climate chaos.http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/10/blog-action-day.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-529540763567829450Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:21:00 +00002009-10-15T09:05:44.401-05:00climate changeglobal warmingOn Oct. 24, a week from Saturday, hundreds of actions across the planet will mark the International Day of Climate Action. Here in Chicago, there will be a rally outside of the Fisk Coal Plant in Pilsen. This rally is sponsored by both mainstream environmental groups and two environmental justice groups from the heavily Latino neighborhoods of Pilsen and Little Village--which are also the siteshttp://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/10/global-warming-whats-solution.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-5696195653043000229Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:35:00 +00002009-09-17T18:56:14.813-05:00anticlimaxbellevuecashing in on gsoicodesconspiraciesglyphsholy appling exitmaybe it really is deadsymbolsthree giant crosses in your faceA friend of mine who must remain anonymous hacked into Dan Brown's computer and discovered that he is already at work on a sequel to The Lost Symbol. Here's a synopsis of the work-in-progress, titled The Forgotten Fever.When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to Graceland to analyze a mysterious geometric form--drawn on a calling card next to the disemboweled corpse of the http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/09/forgotten-fever.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-7353414664151695848Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:34:00 +00002009-08-20T13:45:54.799-05:00bunny counterscorpsesgarage slackers of ignorancegoogle world ordergsoi death watchHouyhnhnmshake the haters offtalking about myself in 3rd personyour mom has already thanked meWe mourn the passing of a cultural icon, a Houyhnhnm among blogs, a blazing meteor of the interwebs scene of 2008. No mere site but an event, a veritable happening, a bacchanalia of hyperbole, the garage sale of ignorance was born as a profound critique of rawlsian ethics and aisle-blocking corpses on Feb. 28, 2008. In its heyday, social eminences undertook pilgrimages to ensure their names http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/08/rip-gsoi.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-3622374662997677908Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:58:00 +00002009-08-17T14:15:10.095-05:00comebacksmemphis hate songsmemphis love songsrip-offsseriously read the real lyrics i didn't do a bad jobWhile recently on a whirlwind trip to Memphis, Anna related to me her desire to see GSOI up and running again. So, to that end, I present to you my cynical rewrite of the soft rock radio station (bulls)hit, "Walking in Memphis." Enjoy, or whatever.Slipped on my road trip clothesAnd I got in the carThought about my Memphis woesGod this trip’s gonna be farW.C. Handy – who the hell are you anyway?I http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/08/walking-in-memphis-redux.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (douglitas)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-2446267396682068457Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:35:00 +00002009-06-30T08:36:38.453-05:00Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Facehttp://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/06/hot-new-game.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (douglitas)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-1666467452174960197Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:26:00 +00002009-06-29T08:27:04.726-05:00made you lookhttp://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/06/in-depth-analysis-of-social.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-4963413085260841900Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:41:00 +00002009-06-23T18:48:55.505-05:00another mom's restraining ordergsoi death watchlizzie's brilliant reparteelizzie's last standsearch my name again and then click on a different onewatup freakeveryone can see this blog is going the way of the bunny-counter. in a vain attempt to postpone its last rites, i offer you (both of you) this exchange of messages i recently had on facebook with a "Lizzie" from detroit, who repeatedly tried to friend me."Lizzie": watup freakme: i bet you're looking for a different freak, same name. there r a lot of us."Lizzie": know im talkin bout u i use to http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/06/gsoi-death-throes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-1219222884140208785Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:49:00 +00002009-06-04T07:54:12.088-05:00In stark contrast to the last post, I present to you:http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/06/nyoki-nyoki.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (douglitas)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-8303009017704286946Tue, 26 May 2009 00:44:00 +00002009-05-25T19:48:11.551-05:00berating rationgarage slackers of ignorancestupid to the stupid powerworthless bag of filthit has come to my attention that we at the garage sale of ignorance have been a bit lax of late. in addition to the short-term lack of posts, we have a long-term deficit of pointless berating and ranting, which are de rigueur for the serious blog. too lazy to make up for these deficiencies, i give you a link to satisfy your hunger.http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/05/you-worthless-bag-of-filth.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-5858464097591894241Thu, 07 May 2009 19:54:00 +00002009-05-07T15:18:05.431-05:00Franklin RosemontLeon DespresMarilyn FrenchSad to see some of the good ones go: Marilyn French, Franklin Rosemont, and Leon Despres. Look for insightful in memoriams in the next issue of News & Letters.LA Times on Marilyn FrenchPaul Garon, Dave Roediger and Kate Khatib on Franklin RosemontChicago Tribune on DespresNPR on DespresChicago Sun-Times on Despreshttp://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/05/leon-despres-franklin-rosemont-marilyn.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-863968431320842572Tue, 05 May 2009 20:37:00 +00002009-05-05T15:40:04.523-05:00http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2009/05/05/topless-photo-could-cost-prejean-pageant-crown/http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/05/hahahahahahahahahahaha.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (douglitas)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-8553032990969474918Mon, 27 Apr 2009 16:03:00 +00002009-04-27T11:05:14.534-05:00alabama should fucking secede again alreadybitter clingersopposite marriagealabama passed a resolution honoring miss california for her eloquent defense of "opposite marriage"hope those assholes in the TN legislature don't get any brilliant ideas...http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/04/dept-of-bitter-clingers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (amycita)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-2533035738976820687Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:00:00 +00002009-04-23T11:40:24.582-05:00amy's advicearrested developmentdeconsructing gsoifeminism's dangerhot dog incidenti am michael scottsuboptimal discoursethe officetwssyour mom has already thanked meit turns out that there are some quarters in which the patented gsoi brand of humor is not considered the height of sophistication and hilarity. a reader presented this problem to an advice columnist (whose column is titled, ahem, "Ask Amy"):My son is in 7th grade, and he recently has started coming home with gross and obnoxious jokes. Some of his favorites are "your mom" jokes, and also a joke http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/04/suboptimal-discourse-deconstructed.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-6516494628686073863Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:34:00 +00002009-04-21T10:42:17.652-05:00dr. laurathe geighscheck out this transcript from larry king's interview with dr. laura schlessinger, old-testament-hatemongerer-cum-civil-union-supporter?!KING: This week, the Washington City Council voted to recognize same-sex marriages performed in other states. And the Vermont legislature voted to override a gubernatorial veto of a bill legalizing same sex. Do you think this -- now we have four states, about tohttp://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/04/breaking-news-blizzard-in-hell.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (amycita)7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-1132570440648894037Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:52:00 +00002009-04-14T13:18:03.504-05:00glenn beck is a douchebagyesterday, as we traveled through the radio wasteland known as eastern oklahoma, i happened upon glenn beck's radio program just in time to hear him lay waste to the scourge of our nation: helen keller.definitely "against us."keller is often held up as a paragon of perseverance in our society because she learned to masterfully communicate with the world in spite of being born both deaf and blind.http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/04/good-fight.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (amycita)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-6950708682126005140Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:15:00 +00002009-04-13T09:41:50.435-05:00glenn beck is a douchebaghere the equation is: glenn beck fake lighting someone on fire = anna really burning down fox news.http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/04/continued-dramatics-of-douchey-tools.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (anna)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-4426935328522609287Mon, 06 Apr 2009 22:51:00 +00002009-04-06T17:52:40.865-05:00government liesindustry liesnukes killtmiwhy we need a whole new basis for societyOn the 30th anniversary of the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant's partial meltdown, it's a good time to recall that it killed people. That's right. People died. That's not what the industry will tell you. It's not what the government will tell you. But it was documented long ago in the book Killing Our Own and, I learned from this article from Facing South, more recently in other books,http://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/04/not-enough-information-thats-true-about.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (wail of ignorance)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4868102703747945615.post-439477670919144919Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:12:00 +00002009-03-26T10:15:45.739-05:00glenn beck is a douchebaghttp://thegaragesaleofignorance.blogspot.com/2009/03/glenn-beck-fake-crying-amycita-really.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (amycita)2