Gear Bandits

Drive (Blu-Ray) & Soundtrack

2011-12-21T13:58:00.000-08:00

DRIVE. This movie has the best opening sequence of any movie I've almost ever seen. For that alone, it merits a blu-ray purchase. Are there lots of long "Emo"-esque looks and overly dramatic pauses? Sure. But there's also a kickass soundtrack and some pretty amazing scenes. Overall, worth it. Sound track link is below too. Just don't bump the tunes in your car and think that excuses you driving like an asshole.

[Cop it] $20

Soundtrack

[Cop it] $13

Brook & Hunter Premium Mo-Tool Axe

2011-12-14T18:04:00.000-08:00

The Jack Bauer of Swiss Army Knives: because we all know Americans would rather have pliers, a hammer and an AXE than a sissy wine opener on their utility tool. This shit will get you through the apocalypse. Probably not actually, but I bet it's handy.

[Cop it] $34.50

Black and Decker Sure Grip Laser Level

2011-12-06T12:01:00.001-08:00

Ok, you're not in college anymore. Time to get that poster FRAMED, and put it on the wall straight. With this puppy you'll be able to hang anything up in no-time, and actually have your apartment look slightly less slovenly than you actually are. Plus, nothing classes up a Marissa Miller poster like a black frame and a nice level hanging. Stay Classy.

[Cop it] $25

Roll Up Travel Charger

2011-12-06T11:41:00.001-08:00

Sick of packing all 5,000 cords when you go away? Us too. If you don't have 5,000 cords it means either one of two things. 1: You are not a nerd, or 2: You still have the Motorola Rzr, and think it's the hot new thing. Either way, you could probably use a little more gadgetry in your life, and when you do buy all that stuff - this is the way to roll. HAH! Get it? Roll....

[Cop it] $49

Liquid Image Wide angle Scuba Series HD

2011-12-06T11:20:00.001-08:00

Well that's a mouthful. If swimming with some sharks you better at least get some footage of it before it eats your leg off. Hopefully the 136 degree field of view will allow you to avoid said shark, but if not, it will all be captured in hands-free 720p HD goodness. Or 5-MP photos so you can make a flipbook. See here I have a leg...and now....I don't! Beautiful.

[Cop it] $300

Kulma Corner Shelf

2011-12-02T15:54:00.001-08:00

Created by Martina Carpelan (from Helsinki...yes, people actually live in Helsinki) these shelves solve the problem of what happens when you truly run out of wall space in your tiny studio apartment. So until you can make some more moolah, cop one of these. Pretty chic, so make sure your snootiness factor is up high enough for this purchase.

[Cop it] By Request ~ Price Varies

Steel Pint Glasses

2011-12-02T12:38:00.001-08:00

How do you make a pint glass manlier? Make it out of steel. Although we get the feeling that this will make for a very cold gripping surface, it makes up for it by the fact that it won't shatter on your floor when you inevitably drop it after drinking too many.

[Cop it] $39

Mossberg Just-In-Case Kit

2011-11-30T11:07:00.001-08:00

Just in case of what? I'm not sure exactly. But here's a list of the things I think you've got covered: Bears, Zombies, Bed-Intruders.

Not Covered: Tactical Nuclear Strike, Navy Seals trying to take you out, or a Tsunami.

[Cop it] $448

Nike Vintage '72 Sunglasses

2011-11-16T09:45:00.001-08:00

Nixon was President, and everyone was rocking the mustache. If you're thinking about growing a mustache I have two things to say to you. 1: You will probably look like a creepster. 2: You should definitely buy these sunglasses to go along with it. Even if you don't have the 'stache to go along with it, these glasses are pretty sweet regardless.

$99 [Cop it]

Halo Anniversary Edition

2011-11-16T09:27:00.001-08:00

Combat De-volved. For once, it's nice to take a step backwards. This Anniversary edition is a total throwback re-mastering of HALO 1. Remember the good old days when Halo didn't have like 8 million sequels and spinoffs? This is not that time - but you can go kick some ass oldschool with the original pistol. For those of you that don't play Halo like a huge nerd, you can skip this one. You're forgiven.

$39.99 [Cop it]

Bear Grylls Survival Series Knife

2011-11-16T09:22:00.001-08:00

Let's be honest. You probably will have absolutely no use for this 99.99% of the time. BUT - for that .01% of the time you want to whittle a stick on a camping trip, you'll be the baddest motherfucking whittler around.

$42.19 [Cop it]

Martha Marcy May Marlene

2011-11-14T12:04:00.001-08:00

Want to see the Olsen that is actually good looking? Here you go! Although, I will warn you - despite huge amounts of sex and nudity this movie is not sexy. If you leave this movie even remotely turned on there is something very, very wrong with you. Seriously. Get help.

$12 [Go See it]

Shake it Like a Polaroid Picture

2011-11-14T09:48:00.001-08:00

Shake it, Shake, Shake it. What? It's digital and I don't have to shake it? Oh right, I knew that. Anyway... The Polaroid is back baby! With the Polaroid Z340 Digital Camera you can snap all sorts of awesome photos and have instant gratification. Who doesn't love instant gratification? Plus you have the added benefit of printing a million photos and having more even more miscellaneous crap to sit around in cardboard boxes for 20 years or so. All worth it though when future-you finds that box someday.

$299.99 [Cop it]

Monarch Playing Cards

2011-11-11T16:33:00.001-08:00

Play cards like a King. These cards are embossed and lined with gold foil. Pimpin. And at a pauper's price.

$6.95 [Cop it]

Slim Fit Parka

2011-11-11T16:04:00.001-08:00

Winterize your life with this Jay-Z esque Parka. Well, not really Jay-Z esque but it does have the rapper-mandated fur lined hood, which is a start. Even though this is as fake as your "long-distance girlfriend" you keep telling everyone at the office about, it's still pretty sweet.

$181 [Cop it]

Crochetdermy

2011-11-11T15:53:00.001-08:00

Have something against hunting? Don't worry you can still have a orangutan head on your wall. Great for your vegan-friendly ManCave. Also, if your ManCave is vegan-friendly, it's not a ManCave, so if you buy this be sure to also have some steaks on hand to scare away the any vegans in the area.

$Probably a Lot [Explore the Idea of Copping it]

Snow White and The Hunstman

2011-11-10T14:28:00.001-08:00

Looks awesome. That is all

Gym Class Heroes - Papercut Chronicles II

2011-11-10T10:54:00.001-08:00

This group is great. Some of the best mixtape stuff around. Here is what is sure to be their first real commercial album. I wouldn't doubt if these guys blew up big time in the next

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Gym Class Heroes - The Fighter (Ft. Ryan Tedder (of OneRepublic)).mp3

Scotch & Soda Laundry Bag

2011-11-09T18:15:00.000-08:00

Launder in Style with the Scotch & Soda Laundry Bag. A little excessive, maybe. Worth it? If you're considering it you either need to rethink your finances or continue doing whatever it is you're doing. Good job, Richie Rich.

€ 159,95 [Cop It]

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

2011-11-09T15:12:00.000-08:00

This movie is awesome. DO NOT watch the trailer - it gives away jokes and is a terrible piece of marketing. The film however is an awesome piece of awesomeness. Think Shaun of The Dead. If you don't like Shaun of The Dead, go away.

$6.99 [Rent it] $16.99 [Cop it]

Not without Eye candy either....

ITS Spy Coins

2011-11-09T15:01:00.000-08:00

Need to hide that microfilm of JFK's assassination? Your true secret identity? ...or those "special" pictures and videos that you don't want your girlfriend finding. Either way this will get you what you need. Now just don't go all crazy and start making people call heads or tails for their life. Leave that to Christopher Nolan's Two-Face...and Anton Chigurh.

$29.99 [Cop it]

Timex Camper Watch

2011-11-08T19:02:00.000-08:00

Going Camping? Or just feeling cheap? Get this watch as a hold-me-over until you can afford that Black Rolex. Military style will never go out of style. Unless you're a hippie. In which case please... just...don't be.

Simple. Classy. Economically Attainable for hobos.

Pricetag: $50 [Cop it]

Snow Launcher

2011-11-08T18:48:00.000-08:00

It's a crossbow. That Launches Snowballs. Yes. Please.

Pricetag: $39.99 [Cop it]

60FT Shooting Distance! That is all.

DeLorean

2011-11-08T18:33:00.000-08:00

It's BACK! From the Past? Future? Time gets all confusing when you start fucking with it. Unfortunately it's not available for purchase just yet - but it looks as if they took Doc's future (past?) advice and started running it on vegetable juice and trash. Well almost, this sucker is electric. Probably a bitch to get out of in a crowded parking lot though. Just sayin.

Pricetag: $TBD [Drool Over It] End

GelaSkins

2011-11-08T18:28:00.000-08:00

Donnie Darko's iPad? Differentiate yourself with GelaSkin for iPad, iPhone, iPod, Kindle, Toilet. Wait...well most things anyway. Also, if you're going on the cheap, you can just download the wallpapers from this site - which are mostly awesome on their own anyway.... you stingy bitch.

Pricetag: $29.95 [Cop it]

or Just the Background

Pricetag: FREE [Cop it]