But t-shirts don’t fit into every situation.  Maybe you have a job that doesn’t require a uniform, but would frown on uniforms.  In my case, I like t-shirts, but they’re some of the least flattering things I could wear (and don’t get me started on ‘babydoll’ shirts either, I’m not twelve anymore).  But why should we feel like we’re in disguise most of the time until we pull on our supergeek costume?  Why not express ourselves through fashion that’s not 100% cotton?  Here are a few ways to go geek chic:

Accessorize

This is a big one, and it can take many, many forms.  Maybe it’s a vintage Wonder Woman watch from the 70s.  Maybe it’s a Gryffindor scarf on cold days.  The key is to remember that necklaces aren’t the only accessories, and accessories aren’t only the territory of women.  Try, for example:

iPin Recycled Apple Key Pin in Stainless Steel from Keyed Up (etsy) – this tie tack is fairly subtle, but will get a grin out of anyone who takes a good look.

Doctor Who Master’s Pocket Watch from ThinkGeek – this watch will fit in with even the stuffiest of dress codes, but you’re reminded constantly of how wildly different the Master became once Russell T Davies got his hands on him… Okay, it was a pretty novel way to bring back a character, I’ll give him that, which means this Pocket Watch represents the best of that arc.

Make Every Day a Costume Day

If you’re like me, you imagined what being an “adult” would be like, and the kinds of clothes you’d wear.  And if you’re like me, most of your wardrobe doesn’t live up to the expectations of past-you.  But why not?  Why not wear cool suits with skinny ties?  Why not wear dresses that might fit in on Mad Men?  It seems like we spend a lot of time just “putting in time” until we can actually live.  Why not find something within the boundaries of your everyday life that you actually enjoy wearing?  And even if you feel you’re just “dressing up” like Adult You or Character of Your Choice… well, at least it’s still more fun.  A few looks from which to take inspiration that still might fit in your everyday life:

Your Favorite Doctor –  Well, maybe not the sixth or seventh.  The second and third might be a little fancy. Still, we’re not talking exact cosplay here, just inspiration.  Go for tweed!  For bowties!  For hair gel!  For a rugged leather jacket and your best scowl!

Sherlock – Or Watson.  They’re both well-dressed.  Sherlock favors scarves and suits, while Watson does cable-knit sweaters and button-up shirts with a military-inspired jacket.  The show’s own costume designer has said she’s fond of shopping at places like TK Maxx (TJ Maxx for us Americans) to stay on budget, so don’t think you have to break the bank to dress the way you want.

Dexter - I realize the other options are rather… warm.  For summer (and more casual) ideas, maybe consider checking out the guys from Miami Metro.  Angel, in particular, wears some styles that might be flattering if you’re a larger guy.

Torchwood – Not everyone works in an office.  If you’re looking for something a little more rugged, check out the cast of Torchwood.  Leather, canvas, denim, shades of gray and black.  Each piece of clothing looks like it’s been designed to take a beating, which is a good thing, with that crew.

I realize this might be a more male-focused article, because it seems like men get forgotten when it comes to fashion.  But aside from Joan, some of my personal favorites include: Mary Margaret Blanchard from Once Upon a Time, Angela Montenegro from Bones, and Gwen from the aforementioned Torchwood, to name a few.

Save It Up

That is, do something once or twice a year that is so incredibly geeky that you’ll bask in the glow of it for the rest of the year.  You don’t need clothes to prove your geek cred.  Everyone who sees you will know.   For example: this Krang costume from a few years ago, made for an office Halloween party.

Now, again, that’s not to say we should all burn our beloved t-shirts – far from it.  This is intended to remind us of options that remain when our t-shirts are removed from the equation.

What about you?  What are some of your favorite pieces of geek fashion?  Do you have any tips to add or recommendations? 

Happy February!

Every month in 2012, I’ll be delivering some tips, questions, and writing prompts that you can use to freshen up your dating profile and have you looking your best for the love of your life (or the love of the month, if you roll that way).

Big Tips For Every Dating Profile

Start with a bang! Folks on the internet are in a hurry and like to have things delivered to their eyes as quickly as possible, otherwise, they move on. If your first sentence or two isn’t gripping, they’re going to slip away to the next profile.

Have an interchangeable section of your profile.  If this happens to be the beginning of your profile, even better. Have parts of your profile that you can delete and replace with other information. This is where you can freshen up your profile for the month by shooting in some new words that will catch the eye of someone new.

Don’t worry about Valentine’s Day. Every single person knows that 2/14 is coming, so don’t stress about it or mention it.

A Tip for Those in New Relationships on Valentine’s Day

If you end up on a first date around V-Day, bringing a single rose is a nice gesture. Go for pink, which is generally considered to be less serious-romance than red. Or if your date has a sweet tooth, a small box of chocolates would also be cool. Sappy cards are right out.

If you’re in a new relationship (under a month), think about where you stand. If you’re in contact constantly and all lovey-dovey, then go for the traditional gift and sappy card. If you’re only seeing each other once a week or you’re not exclusive, a smaller gift is more appropriate.

Three Questions for February

Looking for inspiration to freshen up your profile so it says, “I’ve updated this recently”? Here you go!

• What do you love about Winter? Do you love warm wool sweaters, playing in the snow with your kids or dogs, going skiing, or just having an excuse to drink more hot cocoa?
• What’s your favorite way to spend a snow day?
• What are your plans for the leap year? (Hey, it’s a whole extra day!)

Three Writing Prompts

Starting a new profile or re-writing yours? Here are some questions that might get your creative juices flowing.

• What’s the biggest leap of faith you made that was totally worth it?
• If you could take a weekend class to learn something new, what would it be?
• What scent reminds you of home? (Either your childhood home or current home.)

Happy Dating, Geek Friends!

Remember that I’m here for you if you need any help with your dating profile.

It wasn’t all that long ago that seeing a gay character on television was groundbreaking; to see one with a functioning love life even more so. The first openly gay characters on television were almost always minor, one-shot characters that were almost angelically celibate, and only started showing up in the late seventies and early eighties. When two men were shown in bed together on an episode of thirtysomething in 1989 and the show lost over a million dollars. Then came the nineties, and suddenly we were here, we were queer, we were everywhere! But mainly on Will & Grace.

But the subject came up again and it got me thinking – just what is the current state of QueerTV these days? We have our niche markets – RuPaul’s Drag Race (which just debuted a new season this past week), The Real L Word (or, as I like to call it, Real Lesbian Housewives), the defunct Queer As Folk and The L Word. There’s our mainstream gays on Glee, and unnaturally pale gays on True Blood. But for your average redblooded American TV fan, how gay is their tube?

I’m a democratic, statistical kind of person. All I ask for is representation by population. The current statistics say that ten percent of the American population is gay, and that percentage is split about 60-40 between gay woman and gay men. The latest issue of Entertainment Weekly (my preferred bathroom reading – yes, I am that shallow) provided the ten most-watched (scripted) television shows on a weekly basis, and my own experience and Wikipedia provided the matching queerlysis. So, Geek’s Dream Girl, in association with D Has Too Much Time On Her Hands Productions, presents:

How Gay Is Your TV?

• The Big Bang Theory: No gay characters. Except maybe Amy Farrah Fowler.
• CSI: Only gay character is the occasional corpse. Unless you read that secret notebook of Warrick/Greg slashfic I had in high school.
• Criminal Minds: Nope. No gays here.
• NCIS: Again, not unless you read my secret notebook of . . . okay, you get the picture.
• Rob: . . . haven’t even heard of this one. Apparently it’s both terrible and terribly straight.
• The Good Wife: Kalinda Sharma is unapologetically and authentically bisexual! Yay for The Good Wife! Also, they get half a princess point for having Alan Cumming, even if he plays a straight man. Still, the gorgeous Archie Punjabi’s bi lawyer only brings the percentage of queer characters to six percent, just short of the ten-percent goal.
• Once Upon a Time: As far as I know, no gays to be found in Storybrooke, but the show is young enough that this could change.
• CSI: Miami: Finally, a procedural which – oops, no, nevermind.
• The Mentalist: Move along, nothing to see here.
• Person of Interest: Another fairly new show, once again the only gay characters that appear are as victims or, dare I say it, persons of interest.

Unfortunately, the next three shows don’t regularly make the top-ten lists, but are so popular I feel they deserve a mention:

• The Office: I am biased, but I think this is hands-down my favourite representation of a gay character in a currently running television show. Oscar is openly gay, it’s discussed in the show, he has relationships, discusses sex, hangs out in bear bars, and yet, it never becomes an issue or a focus or a special episode. It isn’t even his defining quirk. Percentage-wise, with only Oscar representin’, The Office still comes in at a piddly five percent.
• Modern Family: Rings in with twenty percent of the main cast queer as a three dollar bill, but both men.
• Glee: Stacks the odds with twenty-six percent of the main cast being gay, and that percentage split squarely between male and female characters.

In conclusion: More gay characters, especially under-represented gay women, in three-dimensional, well-rounded roles. And some dudes kissing.

Disagree with me? Find the list biased? Think some shows deserve more of a shout-out? Leave a comment!

Don’t believe me when I say that being a Rings Geek is in? Look at a show like The Big Bang Theory, where they’ve had an episode involving the characters fighting over a Lord of the Rings propr of the One Ring. Viewers may not want to identify with those guys, but I bet they do. The internet hit a near standstill when the Hobbit trailer hit the waves. The first Hobbit movie is proving one of the most anticipated movies of the year. This is a time when those of us who’ve always been into Professor Tolkien’s works can smugly fold our arms, smile at our more mainstream friends, and say “Told you so.”

And yet, for all that, there are still levels of Rings geekiness that step beyond the normal. I’m going to give you several examples that, I will admit, are dredged gently from my own life. I know there are bigger Tolkien Geeks out there, but maybe you have a burgeoning geekiness of your own, and you want to enhance it…to Tweak your Geek, if you will. Read on, my friends.

Watching the Movie in Every Room

For Christmas, a good friend gave me the Blu-Ray Extended Edition Set of The Lord of the Rings. This was a safe bet to be a fave, since I adore the trilogy. What he likely didn’t realize is that the set came not only with the Blu-Rays, but also with a digital copy. Mmmm. In short order, I had this downloaded onto my desktop. Which means that in slightly longer order, it was loaded onto my iPad. And uploaded into my iTunes. Which means that, because I have a laptop, I can choose between streaming it on my laptop from my desktop, or watching it on my iPad. Heck, I could put the Blu-Ray on my TV, stream it on my laptop, and watch it on my iPad. All at once!

I have not done so, nor do I intend to, but you see my point.

Elvish Singing Is Not to Be Missed

But Andy, I hear you say, what if we want to relax, maybe unwind with some music before bed? Why for that, I offer two fine choices.
Contrary to all logic, the music from the Lord of the Rings Musical is good. No, that’s not quite true. The music from the Lord of the Rings musical is downright rapturous. I resisted buying it, because I didn’t see how that would be possible. To my chagrin, just at the moment that I discovered that I loved it and began to eye airfare to London (not just to see it, of course…but surely we could go to England…and then see it while we were there), I found out the musical was closing in 2 days. If it had been just a few weeks earlier, I would’ve made it happen. Yes, I would.

A ways back through a Live365 station called The Shire Radio, I discovered the existence of The Tolkien Ensemble. In pretty short order, I got my grubby paws on a copy of their ultimate collection: The Complete Songs & Poems. This is, literally, every piece of music and poetry in The Lord of the Rings, set to music and performed by this group, which includes Christopher Lee in their number! Even if some of the singers double and triple up in their roles (the same singer voices Frodo, Sam, and Tom Bombadil, for example), this is still quite good. The songs are not simple pieces, but many of them are quite complex and generally quite good.

Just to add one piece which I no longer have in a format I can enjoy, I used to own a cassette of an album called Poems & Songs of Middle-Earth. Side 1 was readings by Tolkien of poetry both from the Lord of the Rings and the Adventures of Tom Bombadil. Side 2 was music set to some of Tolkien’s works by the composer Donald Swann. While I found the music in this of no great quality, listening to Tolkien’s pronunciations and rolling language in his own voice is kind of a Geek-out treat.

Oh, hmm. There’s a vinyl copy on eBay. Excuse me…

It’s in the Book!

The purest way to enjoy Tolkien, of course, is to read the books. And I’m not just talking about The Lord of the Rings.

A couple of years back, inspired by all the fun I was having in LOTRO (no I’m not using LOTRO in this article…too easy…), I decided to reread The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings, back to back. When I started, I thought I was going to make myself a little crazy. In reality, however, it was completely inspiring. You come to realize that there are plots that begin in The Silmarillion and only come to fruition in The Lord of the Rings.

My personal favorite example of this phenomenon is as follows: In The Silmarillion, we learn that the elf Feanor makes the Great Jewels – the Silmarils. These possessed the light of the two trees Laurelin and Telperion, which once made all the light in the Blessed Realms of the West. The great enemy Morgoth (Sauron’s old boss) lured Ungoliant, Mother of Spiders, to the two trees, and got her to drink their light, then ran off with the Silmarils, thus taking all the light of the Two Trees with him.

With me so far?

The Silmarillion concerns itself greatly with the war against Morgoth, a fair amount of which concerns the Silmarils and attempts to get them back. You might recall that Aragorn and Sam both mention that the story of Beren and Luthien involves a Great Jewel. Yup. That was a Silmaril. But there’s a name associated with the Silmarils that’s even more important to the War of the Ring.

“Eärendil was a mariner…” begins the poem Bilbo recites in Rivendell. And Aragorn mentions that Bilbo is displaying a fair amount of sac by telling a story of Eärendil in Elrond’s house. You might wonder why that would be until you look at who Eärendil was. He was Elrond’s father, the son of a human, Tuor, and an elf, Idril, daughter of Turgon, the King of Gondolin. As a side note, Gondolin, you may recall from The Hobbit, was where Sting was forged for the Goblin Wars, as well as Orcrist and Glamdring.

So okay, why was it a big deal to mention Elrond’s father in Elrond’s home? Well, long ago, when Morgoth the Enemy was making Middle-Earth even more miserable than it was under Sauron’s rule, Eärendil sailed west across the sea, hoping to gain the help of the Valar (the gods) against Morgoth. At first, he couldn’t find his way, but then his wife Elwing brought him the Silmaril that Beren and Luthien (her ancestors) had stolen from Morgoth. With its light, Eärendil was able to sail across the sea and get the Valar to help against Morgoth.

As a token of their love for Middle-Earth and as a sign of hope to those who dwelt there, the Valar hung the Silmaril on the prow of Eärendil’s ship and set him to sail it across the skies of Middle-Earth every night as the Evening Star.

This has a point, I swear. Stick with me just a little longer.

When Galadriel gives Frodo a parting gift in Lothlorien, she gives him a Phial of waters from her fountain. In these waters, she says, has been captured “the light of Eärendil’s star”. So here, she’s giving Frodo just a tiny fraction of the power of the Two Trees of Valinor. And what primary purpose do Frodo and Sam use the Phial for? They use it to discomfort and even to some degree to poison Shelob, the giant spider. And how does Tolkien describe Shelob’s ancestry? She is the “last child of Ungoliant to trouble the unhappy world.” Ungoliant? We covered that name before.

So Sam and Frodo use the last smidgeon of the light of the Two Trees, filtered through Eärendil’s star and the Phial of Galadriel, to defeat the descendent of the evil spider-goddess-thing that destroyed the Two Trees in the first place! Why you’d think the Professor had that all worked out, somehow! Well, that’s a lot easier to believe when you remember that he only wrote The Lord of the Rings when he couldn’t get any publisher interested in the Silmarillion, which was only published posthumously.

Whew! Long story there, but that’s the kind of stuff you come to realize when you take the time to read the books together. The Simarillion can be rough reading at times, but it can be a rewarding read, as well.

Your Turn

Okay, I’ve definitely geeked out hard enough for one article. Are you a tolkien geek, too? Do you feel a pang of injustice everytime you think of characters who didn’t make it into PJ’s movies, like Erkenbrand, Glorfindel, or Tom Bombadil? Did you raise a glass at 9 PM on January 3rd and say “The Professor”? Do you have a particularly geeky JRRT story, item, or tradition? I’ve cooked recipes for Lembas Bread. More than one. More than once, even! I even once held a “watch all three extended edition movies back to back, with themed meals in between” party, and I may do so again! Imagine all five movies (once the two Hobbit films are out in Extended Edition!) back to back. Oh my. That may be even too much geeking for me. In any case, I invite you to share your own Tolkien geekery here.

Cobalt Valkyrie’s ship, which commonly hangs out in wormhole space her corporation lives in.

GDG: How did you get into playing EVE?

CV: I was playing this random flash game with a steampunk airship aesthetic.  I was the leader of a clan, and one of the people I played with told me on several occasions that I’d probably really like this game called Eve.  He didn’t play because he didn’t have time with school, but kept trying to convince me I’d love it.  Finally, I signed up for the free trial, and was immediately hooked.

GDG: Why EVE and not a different MMO?

CV: Honestly, I think it was a right time/right place sort of thing.  I’ve been into other games in the past, but stopped due to RSI problems.   Eve turned out to be a good game for me in that regard, because you don’t have to constantly clutch the mouse and button mash to accomplish things.  That allowed me to play long enough to make social connections, and get to appreciate the depth of the game.  That depth is one of the reasons I still play – there is so much to do in Eve that you don’t get bored easily.

GDG: How did you learn the ins and outs of the game?

CV: Because there are so many things you can do in Eve, I was overwhelmed by my choices at first and had no idea what I wanted to do.  I joined Eve University, which is a corporation specifically designed towards helping noobs learn about the game.  While there, I went out on a PvP fleet and immediately knew how I wanted to spend my game time.  I became friends with a tight knit group of combat pilots, and they became my mentors.  I also spent a lot of time reading wikis and forums to learn how various mechanics worked,  and, as always, I learned some things the hard way (namely, via getting exploded).

GDG: Do you consider yourself part of a particular EVE community?

CV: Several, I suppose.  There is my corporation, which is analogous to a clan in other MMOs.  This is the group of people that I’m on comms with and regularly fly with.  Additionally, I’m part of “The Sound,” which is an in-game chat channel for Seattle area Eve players.  I organize occasional RL meetups for this group.  There is also the WGoE, Women Gamers of Eve, a channel specifically for Eve’s female players.  It’s a nice place to hang out and talk with other people who know what it’s like to constantly hear “OMG, is that a GIRL on comms?!”

GDG: Can you tell me the type/model of your ship?

CV: It’s a Proteus, which is a Strategic Cruiser. There are four different strategic cruisers in the game, one corresponding to each race.  The Proteus is the Gallente Strategic Cruiser.

They’re neat because they’ve much more configurable than other ships.  Most ships, they’re set up a certain way and that’s what you have to work with.  They have set characteristics, and a certain number of slots… places to put modules such as weapons, defensive reinforcements, etc.  Strategic cruisers are very flexible, because they have different Subsystems that you plug in (for lack of a better term) to your ship hull, and each subsystem gives you different numbers of slots and abilities.  They’re especially popular with people that fly in wormhole space all the time, because they’re fairly small and lightweight (important because wormholes only allow a limited mass to pass through), but they have very strong offensive/defensive capabilities.”

GDG: Who would you recommend EVE to?

CV: Eve isn’t a game for everyone.  Some people liken it to a second job more than a game.  I frequently hear people say Eve isn’t always fun, but it’s very rewarding, and I agree with that sentiment.  It has a lot of complicated mechanics, and most people I know play Eve with multiple spreadsheets open.  That said, it’s an amazingly expansive world, with many ways to entertain yourself.  It’s a very social game – it’s not really designed for solo play. I’ve made some great friends though Eve.

Ultimately, I’d say if you like spaceships, and you like a world with a lot of depth, it’s worth checking out.

Have fond memories of your first MMO? Share them in the comments!

Note: there are probably going to be major spoilers here.  Kind of difficult to talk about where a story should go without referring to where it’s been.

The future is not the way of the future

Most ideas I’ve seen involve Portal 3 picking up just minutes after the second one ends – that is, with Chell in the outside world and the facility destroyed.  The idea is, you can incorporate novel settings and situations, and finally get out of those test chambers.

It’s a fun idea in theory.  Here’s my issue, though: It would be way too easy to, well, wind up in space, for example.  Without the contained facility you’d either have to have some artificial constraint (like a range to the Portal gun, though we’ve already seen it take us to the moon) or the limits of the game “zone” would be way too obvious.

Plus, Chell was sleeping for how many years?  Who’s to say the world even resembles anything like what we’ve seen?  Technology would either be vastly advanced or there’s none at all.  Might make for some interesting fiction, but not really a good Portal sequel.

Sweet…

In my opinion, there’s really only one direction you can go for Portal 3:  Caroline.  Either with her as the protagonist or an immediate superior, or maybe even a an earlier version of GLaDOS who feels a shred of empathy for the test subjects (we know she’s never been keen on the scientists).  I somewhat like the idea of a Caroline who was in charge of the facility in human form for awhile before they were ready to “put her in the computer,” one who might have been in charge of experiments and concepts we’ve never seen in the Portal games to date.

“But J,” you might be saying, “That means we’ll be right back at Aperture, probably even parts of Aperture we’ve already seen!”  Yes… or no.  What if Aperture weren’t the only testing location?  What if you can play through failed attempts at testing out in the open (space!)?

Or how about this: it’s unclear if Caroline was literally “put into” the computer at the cost of her own life, or if she was merely copied.  What if she attempted to co-exist with GLaDOS for some time?  What might that dynamic be like?  Would she flee to a different facility?  Would she attempt to battle GLaDOS?  Or, conversely, could Caroline then be a completely different, cold and calculating character?

Regardless, I think we’ll have to, by necessity, step at least a little into the past to get more Aperture inventions.  Since Chell in Portal 2 was in a facility that was actively decomposing, who knows what we haven’t seen yet?  I know of one possibility: Mantis Men!  Also: time travel, guys.  There’s a possibility of time travel.

Okay, it might not be perfect, it might be riddled with holes, but there’s my idea.  And yes, Valve, I’m willing to sell it to you, thanks for asking.

Now, how about you?  What would you like to see in a new Portal game, either in storyline or game play?  Let’s hear your wildest speculation! 

I looked at Decipher’s Lord of the Rings RPG, and it just didn’t wow me. It was another race/class system, married to the basic setting. If I were going to go that route, I would most likely just look at D&D and doing some adaptations in terms of setting. Its main advantage was being licensed in conjunction with the movies, so it had great photos, and it released some great looking maps.

As a result, I was a little hesitant to look at The One Ring: Adventures Over the Edge of the Wild, the new RPG from Cubicle 7 & Sophisticated Games. I was intrigued by the slipcover format, and the art looked good, but I held off. After seeing reviews that were declaring things like “easily the best RPG based on Tolkien’s works to date”, I finally decided to spend some of my Christmas cash and grab a copy.

“A Box Without Hinges, Key, or Lid”

The first thing that stands out about the game is the format. The game, which retails for $59.99, comes in a slipcover case. Within, you’ll find an Adventurer’s Book, primarily aimed at players, a Loremaster’s Book, for the gamemaster, 2 maps (also split between players and GMs), and a set of special dice. The books are softcover, featuring excellent art, including art by John Howe, one of the two main artists working on the Peter Jackson movies.

The dice are very well made, and they come in a plastic tray that actually holds the books and maps in the slipcover. They’re specific to the game, with Tolkien symbols on them, but you could opt to just use normal dice. There are the Success Dice, six D6s that have a Tengwar rune on the 6. Getting Tengwar runes during a skill check increases the degree of success on the roll. These D6s also have the numbers 1-3 in outline, with the 4-6 in solid black. This feeds into the mechanics of the game; characters under certain detrimental conditions don’t count the outlined numbers, making it substantially harder to succeed at even the easiest tasks.

The last die that comes with the set is a D12. Imagine! The lonely D12 getting some love. This die is the crucial Fate Die, rolled on pretty much every skill check. The 11 and 12 have been replaced with an Eye of Sauron mark and a Gandalf G rune (the rune found by Frodo, Aragorn, and the others on Weathertop…yes, I’m a Tolkien geek.) If you’re an Adventurer, rolling a Gandalf rune is always good, and rolling the Eye of Sauron can be very, very bad.

“Far O’er the Misty Mountains Cold”

The game is set, intriguingly, in the lands east of the Misty Mountains. For lack of a better way of putting it, the setting is set around the countries visited during The Hobbit, and the campaign starting point is nominally set as 5 years after the events in The Hobbit. With The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey releasing this year, could this be coincidence? I think not.

Races available to play include Elves of Mirkwood, Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain, Hobbits of the Shire, and 3 races of Men – Bardings from Laketown, Beornings who follow Beorn’s ways, and the Woodmen of Mirkwood.

The game is ostensibly the first of three One Ring games. Each game will advance the timeline and add both more locations to adventure in and more races to play. According to interviews I’ve read, the second game will add the countries west of the Misty Mountains, and the third game will add Rohan, Gondor, and Mordor into the mix.

“Like a Horrible Game of Blind-Man’s Bluff”

Actually, despite my chosen quote, I think the rule system of The One Ring is simple, fun, and very evocative of the setting.

Rather than choose a class, characters choose background elements that give them different skill levels and traits. From these elements, a character’s statistics and abilities evolve. And yes, they’re tremendously flavorful. It can actually be quite beneficial to have a trait of “Smoking” or points in the Courtesy skill.

Characters also choose their Calling, the reason they adventure in the first place. This can give them benefits, but it also dictates the way they might be influenced by the powers of the Shadow as well. A character motivated as a Slayer may know more of the enemy and be quite good at certain skills, but they may be coaxed by the shadow to seek Vengeance. A character who is a Scholar may have excellent Lore oriented abilities, but they can be drawn towards Shadow by the Lure of Secrets.

Characters making a skill check roll a certain number of Success Dice plus the Fate Die. They are trying to beat a Target Number set by the Loremaster, and, as I mentioned above, certain symbols on the dice give better or worse results than normal. What’s fantastic, however, is that a lot of the traits chosen during character creation can give successes without ever picking up the dice. A character asked to make an Awe roll who possesses the trait Lordly might point this fact out to the Loremaster. The Loremaster may agree that, since the character is dealing with deferential peasants, there’s no need for a roll.

“And he was miserable, alone, lost.”

There are some great rules around negative conditions in the game. As various things happen, players expend Endurance points, and running out has very negative consequences. A character without any Endurance becomes Weary, and they can have difficulty accomplishing even simple tasks.

All characters have a Hope score, and they can spend Hope points to bolster themselves in action. As the power of Shadow slowly grows over a character, however, and they “Lose Hope”, they can become Miserable and in danger of succumbing to the Lure of Shadow. This can have a profound effect, not only on the character’s immediate actions, but on the character’s long range behavior. Think of Denethor and Boromir. Both are noble characters who are driven to do terrible things by the power of the Shadow.

A terrible blow from an enemy’s attack can leave one Wounded. Being Wounded a second time can knock one out of a Combat.

These very flavorful concepts really bring out a lot of the Tolkien-esque feeling. I can imagine a Loremaster telling Sam’s player that he’s Weary, having spent all Stamina to climb the Tower of Cirith Ungol and defeat the various orcs along the way. Or telling Gimli’s player that he’s Wounded, following the splitting of his helm at Helm’s Deep.

“The Party Went Along Very Merrily”

While I don’t want to spoil every rule, I do want to address three places where the game succeeds admirably: Journeys, Fellowships, and the Fellowship Phase.

A Journey in The One Ring is an Encounter all its own. Each Adventurer can take on one or more roles in the party, such as Guide, or Scout, and each is responsible for certain challenges that may come about. A failed attempt at Guiding may get the Fellowship lost, while a failed Scouting might lead to a battle with a troll! Rules for encounters, how different terrains affect the challenge, and more are provided.

Fellowships give every player access to more Hope, or chances to restore it. They also offer a Fellowship Focus. Every in the party may choose someone in the party to be their Focus. If they are aiding or protecting their Focus, they get extra chances to succeed. If their Focus is badly hurt or killed, it can cause them tremendous disadvantages.

A Fellowship Phase is a specific part of the game, representing the Fellowship stopping at a sanctuary of some sort, relaxing, recovering, and perhaps gaining information. This is when they spend experience to increase abilities, or gain specific rewards in the form of cultural blessings and superior equipment.

If one looks at The Fellowship of the Ring, you can break the first part down as follows: Frodo and Company travel through the Old Forest (an Adventuring Phase) and are rescued by Tom Bombadil. They stay for a few days at Bombadil’s home (a Fellowship Phase), and then set out through the Barrow Downs (an Adventuring Phase). They take respite at the Inn of the Prancing Pony in Bree (possibly a Fellowship Phase, although there’s still danger, so perhaps not), adventure to Weathertop, through the Trollshaws, and across the Ford of Bruinen. When they arrive in Rivendell, it’s most assuredly a Fellowship Phase.

“You are only a little fellow in a wide world, after all.”

Overall, I think the game is great. I have yet to actually sit down and play it, and that will go a long way towards cementing my feelings of it. In general, however, I’m impressed. This game, unlike other games based on the same source material, really seems to have a Middle-Earth feel to it.

I look forward to finally playing an RPG set in a world I’ve loved since age 8. This is a world that was directly responsible for me getting into RPGs, and it’s nice to think that I might finally come full circle.

Your Turn

Have you played The One Ring yet? What was it like? Am I right in my assessments of it? Or do you think that maybe I haven’t given earlier RPGs a fair shake? Let us all know.

Thanks be to Thor and whatever other gods are controlling the weather; we made it to Ft. Wayne this year! It’s 12:33 am and since I haven’t gone to bed yet, I’m going to say it’s Thursday. (It’s technically Friday.) I wanted to be sure to get the news out to all the folks who don’t follow me on Twitter, so here’s the excitement of the first full day of DDXP and the introduction of the new edition of D&D.

Seminar:  Charting the Course: An Edition for All Editions

Loads of folks turned out for this! Of course, everyone is excited/interested about the new edition, but part of the good attendance also is because the seminars were nicely nestled in the time slot between game slots, so you didn’t have to choose between seminar or a game. Sweet!

The panel was moderated by Greg Bilsland and featured Monte Cook, Mike Mearls, and Jeremy Crawford of Wizards of the Coast. We were told we could blog everything except if someone took of their shirt. (Nobody did. Darn.)

Goals for the New Edition

The first thing they spoke about was what they were hoping to achieve with the new edition:

Monte wants to distill down what’s best about all the editions of D&D. He also mentioned the importance of the DM/player relationship; it’s a core part of the game that the player and DM should be able to communicate and be creative together. Also, fireballs.

Mike mentioned the importance of offering a wide variety of options for players to explore the world the way they want to explore. The shared language of D&D is also vital; keeping the culture and stories of D&D alive so that everyone can understand the story of the dread gazebo.

Jeremy wants the new game to be a toolbox for creating worlds and stories and hopes to see a rebalancing of the game between story & mechanics.

How It Will Work

Regarding how the game will be designed, Monte said that they are creating an underlying foundation or core game, which is D&D distilled to its essence. The core game can be played by itself, or you can build your own game using the different modules.

If you like a tactical game with lots of maps, miniatures, attacks of opportunity and the like, you can use modules to have that game.

If you want extensive skills and ways to customize your character, you can have that game.

If you want BOTH, you can have that game.

Modules & Balance

Achieving balance in a game that is so modular and flexible is a challenge, but Jeremy said that their vision is that the core game has seeds for each module. Using the modules just builds on that seed.

Monte’s example was of a fighter.

In the core game, a fighter does more damage and takes more damage than any other class. (As a fighter tends to do!)

If you prefer the fighter of 4e, where you have different fighting powers that allow you to move monsters around, push them, etc, there will be a module that will allow you to build that kind of fighter and play him at the same table as the core fighter. And they’d be balanced.

Monte also pointed out that as a DM, you could say up front, “I’m running X kind of game,” where X is tactical or X is political intrigue or X is exploration, and your players will then be able to create characters that will interact well with the world you want to build.

3 Pillars of D&D

Mike mentioned that they see the three pillars of D&D as Roleplay/Interaction, Combat, and Exploration. That covers about 90% of what goes on in D&D, minus the rules lawyering (that last one was pointed out by someone during Q&A at the end). They think a lot about how they can incorporate all the things that people want to do at the table, without making a rule for everything.

Monte recognized that some PCs will be good at exploration and not so good at combat, and vice versa. But it’s important to have a firm role for each class. If you have a player who just wants to kick ass, you can help that person create that PC.

Continuing on the classes discussion, Mike added that you can be a stabby rogue (more combat-heavy) or a sneaky rogue (more exploration heavy). Monte added that bards can still kick ass.

High / Epic Level Play

High level play was the next subject and Monte spoke about how fans of D&D often say that the game breaks at a certain level. That level depends on the edition and whether or not the game actually breaks or just becomes drastically different is up for debate. He said that 4e did a good job of making epic level play a different experience.

After admitting they haven’t done much work yet on high level play, Monte said they want to keep the game manageable at high levels. Maybe swap a bunch of abilities from low levels for a single, high-level ability and make things a little less complex. (As someone who hates having pages and pages and pages of character sheet, I can appreciate this.)

Of course, Monte added, there are things you want to do at high levels. You want to build your own castle, you want to have followers, you want to mix with royalty. These are things they hope to include. Mike added that you can still keep going into dungeons and killing monsters, or maybe gods.

Monsters

On to monsters! A lot about monsters ties in to player advancement. Monte said they’d like to keep the iconic monsters like orcs, goblins, kobolds and the like in the game for a long time. But they don’t want a level 1 orc, level 2 orc, level 3 orc. They want a group of orcs to be really scary at level 1 but still significant at level 8, albeit in larger numbers.

So instead of the fighter’s attack bonus going up, up, up every level, maybe it goes up every few levels and he gets other things at the other levels. So you can go back to that orc and know that this is the same exact orc that nearly slaughtered you at level 1. It gives you a bar to see your character advance.

One of the big pushes for the new edition of D&D is putting out an amazing DungeonMaster’s Guide. Mike had the best quip on this (it may be a paraphrase, live-tweeting is hard!): “We don’t need rules for everything. We need good DM advice.”  The DM plays such a huge role in how the game is shaped and if the system supports the DM with advice, it empowers the DM and makes the game better without adding more rules.

Playtesting & Your Feedback

Jeremy spoke a bit about playtesting, which has been going on for about 9 months. One thing that has come up again and again is how diverse people’s tastes are about D&D. Clearly, D&D players love their game, but everyone has a different idea about what the optimal D&D game is. This is something that’s gone all the way back to 1st edition.

When playtest feedback comes back, two people at the same table might have opposite opinions. Player A wants more combat while Player B wanted more interaction.

Monte said that because of these factors they’ve been focusing on the story of D&D. What is a fighter? What is a wizard? What makes the D&D wizard different from say, Gandalf or a spellcaster in Skyrim? Figuring out whether you get a +2 or +3 is the easy part, he said. Making a D&D ranger that feels like a D&D ranger is harder. Is that class more Aragorn or more Drizzt?

Monte said that the most important feedback you can give if you’re able to playtest the new edition is “Does this feel like D&D to you?” and “Does your class feel like it should?”

What’s Your Game?

The final question before moving into the audience Q&A portion was “What kind of campaign would you play in the new D&D?”

Monte said he’d use minis, but without the super tactical stuff, mostly just to visualize where things are when needed. There’d be lots of social interaction and exploration that relies on the ingenuity of the players, not die rolls. Players should think about where to search in a room, rather than just rolling a die for Search. He likes to reward his players for being smart.

Mike would start with the core game and then introduce modules later, adding them on a session by session basis. For example, if there was a large scale war, there’d be a module to help run that particular gaming session (or series of sessions). Mike doesn’t want a lot of rules, so he’d move modules in and out depending on what was happening for that particular game.

Jeremy agreed that he’d be the same as Mike. He doesn’t want to pick one game and stick with it. One night he’d do no minis, no die rolls, all talking. The next game might be the full on tactical game with the grid, minis, and tons of dice.

Audience Q&A

Q: To what degree will multiclassing be available? Or will that be mainly about skills/feats/etc?

A (Monte): We want both to be an option. So you could be a fighter that is okay at interaction. Or you could make a bigger commitment to multiclass.

A (Mike): The rogue could learn some stuff about Arcane Lore, but he wouldn’t be able to cast spells unless he multiclassed into Wizard.

Q: How does the new edition appeal to the new player who has no attachments to a previous edition?

A (Mike): The core will be simple enough for a newbie to try out because it focuses on the story first and interacting with the DM.

(E’s note: I started with D&D 3.5 and for me, looking at stat blocks and all the numbers intimidated the crap out of me. Coming into D&D with a more streamlined system – even say, Essentials – would have been easier. Of course, that’s me. Everybody is different!)

Q: What steps are being taken to give creativity back to the players?

A (Monte): Players can be empowered to have more answers to the DM’s question: “What are you going to do?” There are limitless answers and everything is very open now. Fewer rules means that the DM is empowered to handle imaginative players, too.

Q (ChattyDM): Will there be random charts and tables to help the DM?

A (Monte): Yes, for the DM who likes the chaotic nature of rolling to see what is living in the Temperate Swamp, you’ll be able to roll to find out. We don’t need tables for everyone, but the DM who wants them will have them.

Q: Say everyone shows up to the DM’s place and they want to kill shit, but the DM had planned a RP-heavy session… is it easy to switch up?

A (Mike): On the fly, it’s pretty easy to slide in a module to change things. Use minis, don’t use minis, big fight, little fight, no fight.

Q: How are you addressing the needs of organized play?

A (Mike): We’ll have an agreed-upon standard so folks know what they’re getting into for each session. There aren’t any specifics yet, though.

Q: Will one player really have fun with the stripped down rules while another one has a more complex character if they’re at the same table?

A (Monte): I ran a game for two 4e guys, two 3e guys, and one who hadn’t played since 1982. The 1e guy didn’t want a complex character sheet; he liked it simple. He wanted to know which orc to hit and then he hit it and had fun. With this system, if that guy eventually wanted a more complex character, we could change it for him and build one.

A (Jeremy): If you have two fighters, for example, one fighter might prefer to just do a lot of damage while the other might want to do less damage but be able to slide monsters around the grid.

Q: At higher levels, won’t the complex characters take way more time to do their turn?

A (Monte): We really want to keep combat moving quickly, so it will prevent that guy from spending 10 minutes on his turn.

Q: Do you think D&D will start to take itself too seriously?

A (Mike): I think D&D needs chaos in it, whether it’s a funny moment, something totally silly, or something very serious.

A (Jeremy): Art in the new edition will have a more grounded approach and PCs that appear real, not like superheroes. We have some halflings that look like they ate a few too many muffins and adventurers that barely survived their last battle. Very diverse art.

Q: How will the 3 pillars compete in this edition?

A (Mike): Balancing each class is important. We want to be sure that everyone at the table feels useful in some way and has something to contribute to the party.

The Playtest

Immediately after the seminar, I went to my mustering station and was assigned a table for the WotC Secret Special adventure, which was a playtest of the new edition core rules. I didn’t know anybody at my table (at least until Mike of SlyFlourish sat down!) but we were all excited to try the new iteration of D&D.

While waiting on our DM to arrive, I was scrolling through my Twitter stream and saw a tweet from Baldman Games that if any table yelled “THE BALDMAN RULES” they’d get Monte Cook as their DM. Since I hadn’t heard any tables yelling, I showed the tweet to my table and we all sounded the chorus. Sure enough, Monte himself came to our table to run our game!

If you follow me on Twitter, you may have noticed my silence for the next few hours. Here’s why:

1. Monte Cook. Srsly, do I need more reasons?
2. I couldn’t publish any crunchy details about the game, including any pics that might show character sheets. (Sorry!)
3. Our game was pretty freakin’ awesome.

Now, you don’t need your very own Monte Cook to make the new D&D great. Of course, having an awesome DM helps, but that’s true for pretty much every game out there.

Here are some of the things that struck me about this game:

There was a LOT of talk at the table. In character at times! I’ve never been at a D&D table where players were more invested in figuring out their next move.

On that topic, your next move isn’t on your character sheet. You don’t go paging through all your stuff thinking, “Well, I could Bluff this guy.” Nope. We were doing what we thought our characters should do, even if that involved our very NOT charismatic half-orc fighter trying to be a charismatic leader of a band of skeptical savage orcs.  Multiple times. In other games, it’s “Okay, who has the highest Charisma? You? Okay, you go talk to those orcs and get them to help us.”

Everything was fun and fast and fluid. I didn’t feel like the game got bogged down at any time during our session, even when we had a few rules questions for Monte. Things just happened and they flowed with the story and the story was awesome because we made it that way.

Thanks again for an awesome game Monte & friends!

…and thank you, intrepid Reader, for making it to the end of this marathon post.

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Understanding the basic structure of how a conspiracy can work enriches your ability to create a good one for your players.

To start, conspiracies come in different flavors. While we might think of the word conspiracy and picture implausible situations and baseless theories, conspiracies are by definition a coalition of people united in a common cause, most often usurping or overthrowing a political figure.

Remember, Remember, the 5^th of November

The Gunpowder Plot, which I first knew from learning the famous rhyme in childhood, was a conspiracy in 1605 to blow up the House of Lords in England. History abounds with real conspiracies, from plots to kill Caesar to American historical conspiracies to assassinate President Lincoln. Depending on your system, setting and time period, you can incorporate historic conspiracies into game play, even leaving the opportunity for player characters to be behind them.

The concept that a small group of people not having the greater good in mind, planning in secret and executing their plans according to their timetable can be terrifying to consider. In a game, conspiracies are a fantastic tool, particularly if mystery, intrigue or paranoia is part of the chronicle elements.

If you want to customize a conspiracy to your chronicle, you can retro-fit historic conspiracies, or create something more tailor-made to your game. Think that Dunkelzhan’s Last Will and Testament is ripe for internecine strife between various conspiracy groups in Shadowrun? Do the Mournlands in Eberron give you terrible ideas? Running an old school Mage game and want to expand on the Golden Chalice? Then it’s time to roll out a flow chart.

1. Who?

Conspiracies aren’t amorphous and disembodied ideas committing rogue actions out of the ether. They’re made of people. The friendly barista your mage buys coffee from, a doctor who treats your hacker’s daughter in a cheap clinic in the bad part of town, the executive in their office looking down on the city. From street to skyscraper, conspiracies can and often do span entire networks of people, many of whom have no idea they’re a cog in a nefarious machine.

2. What?

Are they a militaristic organization known by their unique gas masks? Pirated FM signal railing against rich magic users? Are they a cabal of students attempting to dismantle the dubious research of a local corporation illegally delving into new biotech? Answering the what question informs the shape your conspiracy takes.

3. When?

How long has the conspiracy existed? When was it founded? Has it always been in operation, or has it fallen out of favor for periods of time? Was it founded after a signifigant event, or did it slowly grow over time? Was there a split or fundamental shift from an organization of order, giving birth to the conspiracy?

4. Where?

Have they always stuck to a single location: a village, bustling college town, Greater Metro area, or does this conspiracy span a continent or even the globe? Where they operate from and where they were founded are important details to nail down.

5. How?

How does the conspiracy in your game accomplish its goal? Does a black market network of spies function like any other illegal group? Does a murderous conspiracy fixated on its ruthless interpretation of The Greater Good operate from behind the façade of a friendly village (hello Hot Fuzz!), or is the local farmer’s market actually a hotbed of corruption that uses its weekly morning to afternoon time slot to hide meetings of conspiracy officials? How it hides and how it accomplishes its goals is some of the must-know details to tell the story cleanly.

6. Why?

If you’ve ever watched a Bond flick, a sci-fi movie or read a mystery novel, the engine of a conspiracy is its goal. One of my favorite fictional conspiracies is the plan Ra’s Al Ghul seeks to bring about, in Batman. He seeks to greatly reduce the human population as his means to attain environmental balance. In real life, I am very anti-decimating the populace, but as an enjoyable conspiracy in fiction? It’s brilliant, because Ra’s Al Ghul satisfies the Who, What, When, Where, How and Why. He is terrifying, because he posses absolute conviction, the fuel of the conspiratorial engine.

Okay, let’s be real.  Vampires will never really die (pun intended).  They’ve been enjoying a slow, steady burn of popularity for the last 30 years at least.  The combination of sheer horror and a monster who looks normal – or attractive – has ignited our imaginations for years.  The vampire mythology is loose enough that you can make nearly any kind of vampire you like (as evidenced by Whitewolf’s Vampire: the Masquerade series).  Vampires will always be around, either in classic or reinvented form.

That being said, we’ve certainly been saturated with vampires for the last ten years.  You see, even though I can point to blips of vampire popularity in the past – The Lost Boys, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anne Rice novels that get discovered by every generation and made into movies once a decade or so – it’s only in the past ten years that the waves have begun to pile up on one another.  Buffy and Angel ran into Blade and Underworld.  The inclusion of werewolves in Underworld was right in tune with the Laurel K. Hamilton books that were taking the beach fiction world by storm.  Then came Twilight, which drove the meter past “popular” into “fad.”

HBO adapted the Sookie Stackhouse books into True Blood, the cooler older sibling of Twilight.  Meanwhile, the market was scrambling through its archives, searching for more to feed ravenous teens.  Enter the re-release and TV adaptation of The Vampire Diaries.  Enter two sequels to The Lost Boys.  Enter a remake of Fright Night (which, admittedly, I found surprisingly entertaining).

The problem with fads – with over-saturation – is that people get tired of them, at least in the short term.  Eventually, you find yourself comparing vamp faces against each other instead of allowing yourself to be immersed in a story.  The latest Underworld installment is perhaps the most obvious attempt to keep the fad alive, and it’s not doing well.  I think people will still remain loyal to their current favorites, whether it’s True Blood or The Vampire Diaries, but I don’t think they’re aching for any more.

So the question becomes: what will be the next big thing?

Zombies?

Well, zombies have certainly enjoyed a parallel surge in popularity over the last decade, one even easier to track than vampires (Hint: 28 Days Later).  Still, I don’t see them getting quite as big, ultimately.  Simply put, zombies are just too horrifying.  Or gross.  Or irredeemable.  They make for perfect, chilling horror stories, but lack broader appeal.  Maybe I’m biased, because zombies actually freak me out a fair amount (unless we’re talking Plants v. Zombies, which is adorable and hilarious).  But I’d really be surprised if vampires actually scare, well, anyone.

Werewolves?

How about werewolves?  Sadly, I think their time has passed in the short-term, because they’ve been lumped together with vampires so frequently.  Plus, I’m not sure they really make for interesting long-term stories.  They can’t really control themselves (unless you’re in Twilight, where everyone is repressively in control of everything), but they can be dispatched fairly easily.  Anything interesting can be better covered in a more traditional super-power-based storyline.

Aliens?

Well, maybe.  Little green (or gray) men had a surge of popularity in the mid-90s (as my high school bedroom can attest) but they faded out in the new century.  Could the world be ready for a resurgence of flying saucers and abductions?  Possibly, but something novel will have to light that fire, rather like Alien Nation and The X-FIles did in the early 90s.  It’s also possible that it’s just too soon.

Fantasy?

Uhoh, we’re treading into that category I know very little about.  I know urban fantasy, as well as urban paranormal thrillers, have been growing in popularity over time.  Grimm and Once Upon a Time are both rooted in modern times.  Even The Secret Circle has ditched the 90′s New Age elements of the books.  Slightly different, but still related, is the gritty world of Game of Thrones – no elves or unicorns here, but it’s undoubtedly fantasy.   Speaking of elves, we haven’t seen much of that lately, but The Hobbit is coming out in the next year, so we’ll see what that stirs up.  Whatever winds up at the top of the fad heap, we seem to be pulling away from horror in general.

If there’s anything the last decade has made clear, it’s that genres like sci-fi, fantasy, and horror are no longer the sole territory of the geek – instead, they’re a rich mine of material for the mainstream.  Your favorite property might well be the next blockbuster.

What about you?  What do you think will be the Next Big Thing?  What would you like to see grow in popularity?