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Obligatory 2009 First Posttag:typepad.com,2003:post-606581682009-01-01T00:46:29-08:002009-01-01T08:46:29Z2009-01-01T08:46:29ZHere's praying for each and every one of us a happy, healthful, prosperous, and enema-free enemy-free New Year! —The ManagementG.P. BlogsPost Office2008: Final Posttag:typepad.com,2003:post-606447262008-12-31T12:45:54-08:002008-12-31T20:45:54Z2008-12-31T20:45:54ZHere's hoping all our ties are strong, all our boundaries are secure, and many of our our penned-in dreams find release and soaring heights in 2009. GP out.G.P. BlogsPost OfficeSeparated at Birth?tag:typepad.com,2003:post-598939022008-12-11T20:01:07-08:002008-12-12T04:01:07Z2008-12-12T04:01:07ZNo telling for sure if these two photogenic bad boys traveled the same birth canal within minutes of one another. But I think it's fair to say that for the right kind of offer Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich will let Law and Order's Jeremy Sisto play the alledgedly-disgraced pol in the upcoming bio-pic "You Scratch My Back and We'll Both Have Fleas."G.P. BlogsDonkeys and ElephantsFilmEverything I Know About Budgeting I Learned From My iPodtag:typepad.com,2003:post-590116322008-11-25T01:23:59-08:002008-11-25T09:23:59Z2008-11-25T09:23:59ZThe Lovely, Globetrotting Mrs. Blogs is currently out of the country. For security reasons I will not disclose the latitude nor longitude at which she now trots. I would not want to offer added incentive for any lunatic nation to lob piles of enriched uranium over in her general direction. When she returns from her gallup, this modern-day Carmen San Diego, the lady of the house and I need to put together a coherent budget for our monthly expenses. It is part of a new and necessary discipline we are undertaking. I had originally been counting on the good will...G.P. BlogsThe Things I Don't KnowBack To Schooltag:typepad.com,2003:post-566004592008-10-06T00:19:14-07:002008-10-06T07:19:14Z2008-10-06T07:19:14ZJust spent the better part of a weekend doing something I should have gotten around to 35 years ago. I learned a little something about money. What I know on the subject could fit on the back of a matchbook and still have room enough to left to entice you into a lucrative career as an artist drawing Bambi. The Lovely, Globetrotting Mrs. Blogs asked me the other day, "Aren't you scared of this financial crisis? Aren't you afraid of what's been happening this week?" I trained my puckish wit on the poor woman and let loose a thunderous slap-shot:...G.P. BlogsThe Things I Don't KnowSarah-Cudatag:typepad.com,2003:post-565108352008-10-03T14:53:29-07:002008-10-03T21:53:29Z2008-10-03T21:53:29ZYou knew it was going to happen sooner or later. You knew she could only hide out in that GOP bunker only so long. You thought Charlie Gibson could keep her down. Then you pinned your hopes on Katie Couric. You bet the farm on Ifill and now it's landfill. In desperation, you turned away from amateur cheerleaders and sought out a true paritsan. You hoped Joe Biden, a veteran mudslinger from the swamps of Scranton, could meet her in a dark St. Louis alley and finish her off. But you were wrong. So very wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong,...G.P. BlogsDonkeys and ElephantsNancy, Nancy, Nancy . . . tag:typepad.com,2003:post-563661872008-09-30T21:12:57-07:002008-10-01T04:12:57Z2008-10-01T04:12:57ZPity poor Pelosi. Yesterday she went before her House colleagues, desperate for a simple majority on what has commonly come to be known as the "Bailout Rescue Please, Please, Please Sign This" Bill. With just minutes to go before the historic vote Ms. Pelosi simply couldn't help herself. Knowing the vote would be dangerously close, she took a deep breath, unscrewed the fire hydrant plug that is her seldom-closed-mouth and unleashed a vitriolic torrent of rage, abuse, and blame in the direction of everyone who ever registered Republican while crediting the Sainted William Jefferson "I"d Like to Bite Your Bottom...G.P. BlogsDonkeys and Elephants100tag:typepad.com,2003:post-562286472008-09-28T02:03:47-07:002008-09-28T09:03:47Z2008-09-28T09:03:47Z821 days. 19,704 hours. 1,182,240 minutes. And let's not get stupid about the seconds. Yes, it's been a few ticks of the clock since ol' GP delivered his epistle on the state of saltines. So . . . wassssup? A few changes around the Blogs household . . . We moved. The Teenager is now College Girl. The 11 year old is now The Teenager. The Toddler is now The Cyclone. The Beautiful Mrs. B. is now The Lovely, Globetrotting Mrs. Blogs. Everything seems to have changed. 'ceptin' me. Same ol' smarta$$ scribbling exactly 100 words just to win a...G.P. BlogsAll About MoiThat Old Blog MagicWe Are Fam-i-lyPuttin' On The Ritztag:typepad.com,2003:post-113552272006-07-01T02:58:57-07:002006-07-01T09:58:57Z2006-07-01T09:58:57ZLoves me salty crackers Loves them all day long Loves them in my 'mato soup 'n' dipped in my won ton Loves them crispy saltines Loves them Triscuits too Don't care much for Goldfish 'cuz They can't hold the fondue. If you want some Cheez-Its Well, I'll sure share what I got But don't you touch my Wheat Thins, Son That just make me hot Likes to wash them down with One big swig o' Mountain Dew But all I got is milk today Hmmmmmm..... Likes me cookies too!G.P. BlogsBad Poetry CornerFluffy, Not StuffyAs I Was Saying . . . . tag:typepad.com,2003:post-113546522006-07-01T00:44:49-07:002006-07-01T07:44:49Z2006-07-01T07:44:49ZOK, so it's been four months and spare change since the nimble fingers of yours truly, Mr. G.P.Blogs, raconteur to the dwindled masses, skulking biographer of the D-list stars, champion of free speech so long as he's doing the talking, lightly choreographed the fragile ballet of fingers across his velvet keyboard in search of the perfect thought. Having come up empty, he shut the dance troupe down and absconded with the ticket money. But now he's back. Richer for the experience, yet poorer. Sadder for the abyss of posts from February through July, but wiser. Searching for a third cliche...G.P. BlogsAll About MoiWho Knew?tag:typepad.com,2003:post-91594992006-02-25T09:58:04-08:002006-02-25T17:58:04Z2006-02-25T17:58:04ZThey say a picture is worth a thousand words. This one, uncovered by an unnamed source who discovered it in an old scrapbook on sale for $1.50 at a garage sale, is worth about a million. Thanks to the source. You know who you are.G.P. BlogsFluffy, Not StuffyReligious Art For Fun and Prophettag:typepad.com,2003:post-88244282006-02-07T11:20:15-08:002006-02-07T19:20:15Z2006-02-07T19:20:15ZIt cannot have escaped the attention of many that cartoon representations of major prophets are all the rage. Whether you are a band wagon jumper or have been genuinely interested in this phenomenon down through the years, you are likely to find this step by step guide to drawing one particular sage most enlightening.G.P. BlogsIn the Noose