George Osborne Looking Stupid

Sad glance into the mid-distance

2012-10-08T12:53:00.000+01:00

George thought cutting £10bn in Welfare would make him happy. It hasn't. He's still miserable, and lives in fear of the one-eyed Gypsie's curse

2012-09-26T23:54:00.000+01:00

Source: The Sun

George tries to "keep it down" himself when he is nauseated by a brightly-coloured Cab. Bright colours distress George's sensitive stomach. He likes beige, and moths.

2012-09-24T23:52:00.000+01:00

Source: The Guardian

George is worried to find out that a lot of people behind him have become blurry and out-of-focus. He's also worried about war and famine, and pledges to eradicate child illiteracy if he is elected as Miss Great Britain.

2012-09-23T23:51:00.002+01:00

Source: The Guardian

Leaving his bedroom for a midnight raid on the kitchen, George is surprised when several ghostly hands float around him waving microphones. George realises he has to give a press conference, and he isn't wearing trousers and... phew! It was just a dream!

Plastic Man

2012-09-23T12:15:00.002+01:00

Source: The Telegraph

George is rather put out to discover he's made of LEGO. While it is a worry at first, he soon adapts and finds he has to spend far less time on his hair in the morning.

Booed at the Paralympics

2012-09-03T22:20:00.000+01:00

Source: Screengrab from video here

George shakes off booing at the Paralympics. Deep down, he wonders if people are angry at his cuts to disability allowances, or his hair.

Happy

2012-09-03T22:15:00.000+01:00

Source: HITC Politics

George has just seen a bunny rabbit, with big floppy ears and a twitchy nose. The memory of the rabbit keeps him happy until bath-time.

Frenemies

2012-09-03T21:53:00.004+01:00

Source: Metro

George and Nick aren't talking. Nick made a big bowl of jelly for the cabinet. George didn't realise the jelly was for everyone, and ate it all.

Inefficient hiding.

2012-07-26T12:27:00.000+01:00

Source: Al Jazeera

Spotting Labour rival Ed Balls in a nearby play-park, George hides and spies on his opponent. He notices Ed has a far nicer toy car than he does, and become jealous.

Lost your head.

2012-07-26T12:21:00.002+01:00

Source: The Guardian

Terrified, George awakes to a world where people's heads end just above their eyebrows. He is particularly upset by this development as he got a snazzy new haircut yesterday and wanted to show it off.

Casual

2012-07-26T12:18:00.001+01:00

Source: The Sun

George is caught out when he leaves the house without a tie. He is captured and publicly flogged upon the bottom. Still, boys will be boys.

George the Giant

2012-07-26T12:16:00.002+01:00

Source: The Sun

Faced with economic criticisms, George hits upon a brilliant plan to gain the exchequer some cash. Taking advantage of his giant size, George terrifies local townsfolk into paying expensive tributes. Despite promising not to, George proceeds to eat their sheep.

Unkempt Grump

2012-07-26T12:12:00.002+01:00

Source: 3 News

George's alarm clock fails to wake him nice and early. Rising late, he hasn't the time to shave before work, nor does he manage to perform the rigorous callisthenics required to keep his face tight and muscular.

Shocked Hair

2012-07-25T22:00:00.003+01:00

Source: Bloomberg

Enjoying a nice lunch in the park and feeding some sparrows, George turns around to feed an errant bird. An out-of-focus woman freezes George to his core, and a roguish curl attempts to flee his head.

Flatface

2012-07-25T21:55:00.002+01:00

Source: The Guardian

Donning a freshly-baked tie and checking his appearance in the mirror, George is shocked to discover his face has moved several inches too the left. He hopes this won't ruin his soup.

The Very Hungry MP

2012-03-10T18:23:00.001+00:00

Source: Daily Mail

Returning to the Parliament playrooms after a sojourn to the dining room for some milk and cookies, George is shocked into rage when he discovers David has been playing with his favourite toys.

2012-01-17T00:09:00.000+00:00

Source: Bdaily Business Network

George highlights his ability to find Manchester in front of amazed onlookers. Sadly wiping a tear from his eye, he imagined how proud his old geography teacher would be of him. That is, if he hadn't been savaged by a Leftist giraffe.

2012-01-17T00:05:00.000+00:00

Source: MSN News

Watching his talent show on TV, George proceeds to give his approval to his favourite act. Unfortunately for George, it turns out to be a documentary he's watching, and he's just given his seal of approval to Genghis Khan.

2011-10-20T19:19:00.001+01:00

Source: Huffington Post

Half way through his speech, George realises a giant red cross is slowly stroking the back of his head. At first, he'd taken the cross to be part of an out-of-focus Union Jack, but now he realises that it's actually a hidden, overly touchy Communist. George dislikes the Red Menace.

2011-08-18T22:44:00.005+01:00

Source: The Guardian

George enjoys impressing people with his surfing skills. Much later in life, he watches a documentary on surfing, and realises it's actually meant to take place on a board, in the water. George thought it was all about the hand movements. He feels foolish, and his shame makes him blush.

When life gives you lemons

2011-08-17T22:42:00.008+01:00

Source: Belfast Telegraph

George is happy. He's managed to comb his hair just the way he likes it, his tie is relatively neat, and he's got a lemon curd sandwich for lunch. Life is good.

Apparition.

2011-08-16T22:38:00.005+01:00

Source: The Guardian

George is sure he can see something moving, but no-one else seems to be able to see it. George knows they aren't real, but he is still worried it could be a g-g-g-ghost.

Lonely

2011-08-15T22:38:00.000+01:00

Source: Huffington Post

George is sad. He is in a panoramic photograph, but despite the abundance of space, no-one is willing to stand next to him. George wonders why no-one will hold his hand.

2011-07-17T23:20:00.003+01:00

Source

George enjoys telling Francois Baroin a saucy joke. Later, he discovered saucy jokes are not meant to be about sauce and sauce alone. Sadly, George realises the joke was actually on him.

Eye trouble

2011-07-17T23:16:00.000+01:00

Source: The Mirror

Half way through an important speech about what he did in his holidays, George realises he can't see properly. He tries rolling and blinking his eyes to get his contacts back into place, then George realises he doesn't wear contacts. In fact, years of eating his vegetables have given him 20/20 vision and a healthy glow.