Anything funny, me or anyone can find!

More Funny Stuff!

2011-08-28T15:39:00.000-07:00

I am now dedicating this blog to funny stuff, if you have any contrabuions please say so in da coments and I will put them in the next blog (if they're funny enough)

This is one for da rodents!

And some more animals

Nom noms!

And some for you Justin B haters!

Now some stuff I recomend on you tube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ
How NOT to be seen! monty python tell you how!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZIuzQcvlTU
don't u just love ace ventura in a tutu!!! WATCH IT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLFGvuhJlUI
brought u some grapes and shit. armstrong and miller are amazing!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reNjDcnxqWg&feature=mh_lolz&list=LLQ-Z-YBtS-1Pvkt0kexL0FQ
a friend made this so you dont have to watch it but i find it funny!!!!

I hope you enjoyed these um...... things!!!!!!
If you have any sergestions please say so in da coments!!!!

Vitaxxx

Hmmmmm.........

2011-08-18T12:25:00.000-07:00

Well soz i haven't posted in a while It's cause really... welll..... can't be bothered to post anything.

Well i'm sure ur all dieing to know wat i''ve bin upto in the summer hols..... no well I'm gonna tell u anyway!
Well i went to this place called PGL which was really gd fun. We did lots of things like zipwire, absailing, rock climbing (in which I beat all the boys!!! lol) Trapeeze, Giant swing, Powerfan (basically jumping from a 12m pole(with a harness)) Jacobs ladder (a massive ladder) quad biking which I FAILED at, Go carting, rifle shooting (i was epic at) ditto with archery,fencing and most other stuff. we went a great hike past David bekhams house (that's right) and saw places where films like star wars and gladiator were filmed. lol. Anyway heres a link if u want to find out more bout pgl http://www.pgl.co.uk/PGLWeb/Schools/Primary-schools/adventure/centres/MarchantsHill_activities
Oh i forgot to mention if u ever go to PGL Marchants hill and get a groupie called Sean please call him Miranda!

Well the rest of my holiday has been going down beach meeting up with friends, complaining about friends to friends have more friends stay(except these ones were from Liverpool and most the time i don't count them as friends, well Gus at least)

I'm also happy to find out that 2 of my favourite books r coming out on the same day, September 1st! these books r Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Bringer and the Tunnels series: Spiral!!!
YAY

*sigh* summer hols are nearly over and somehow in that sort space of time i have to sum up the corage to go and help out at lou's riding stable to get my name up the list 4 riding lessons!!!! wish me luk!
vitaxx

Either I've been taking drugs or I'm REALLLYYYYY tiered!!!!! (probs the last 1)

2011-07-28T10:54:00.000-07:00

Forget bout that durgs thing!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can't type sooo tiered!!!! got black marks under my eyes!!!!! uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sleepo
vers are fun but not good 4 u!!!!!! now lying in bed trying to do some sleeping!!!!!! but ke high on sugar!!!!!!!!!! right i left in most of the mistakes in that sectences cause i can't be bovered to correct it!!! hee heee lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i like gossiping, last night me and my friends gossiped a lot!!! it was fujn"!!!!!!
well have a look at this funny video, this ios soooo funnny but it would be more funnier if u know the guy but still..... lol
have a clik on this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reNjDcnxqWg
or go onto you tube and search funny kid dancing evan

New name and anything funny I can find on the "web"

2011-07-24T02:01:00.000-07:00

Right......... the name isn't gonna be changed soooo.......... well the eviction notice is going *booo hooo* oh lardy dar, well tough it's going!!!!!

Anyway here some cool stuff I found on the internet.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWEWEEEEEEE

This one 4 all justin B haters!!!!!!!

Some Signs

And another one,

Thats enouth for now, oh ok one more,

Seee ya soon

flump I'm apsoloutly knackered!!!!!!!

2011-07-17T13:56:00.000-07:00

well..... don't know where to start....
OK the wedding went great yeah my cousin is now married. she looked amazing in her dress and so did I!!!!
It was great to go there but it took !!!!!6!!!!! HOURS to get up to Nottingham!!!!!!!!!! I was immensely tiered after that!!! The next day we got ready for the wedding and I had my hair curled!!!!! wow it looked AM...AZ...ING!!!!!!i don't mean to boast!!!!!
Anyway I didn't fall over walking down the isle and nobody farted which is as good as me not fallin over!!
Anyway big party,
my feet really hurting,
couldn't be bovered to go to party so watched Camerlot insted,
mum came up and we watched worlds worst plastic sergery,
had nightmares,
woke up and got annoyed at mum talking,
gave mum a lecture about how I don't like people talking to me when I've just woken up,
resisted the erge to punch mum as she continued to talk,
got up and had coco pops for breakfast,
packed,
hugged everyone,
left,
got stuck in massive thunder storm(with rain) on motorway,
rain didn't help the fact I had been needing the loo for 2 hours,
drove past services much to my annoyence,
ran in to next services,
went home,
watched tv,
ate,
came on computer,
got ready 4 bed,

now heres the best part..
i "ran" 1500m in my room!!! thats why I'm even more knackered.
I can't be bothered to tell u how I counted 1500m or anything else....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

WOOOOOP WOOOP (or something along those lines)

2011-07-14T14:09:00.000-07:00

Hey!!!!!!!
Well acording to one of my followers (not naming names *cough*Rose*cough*) I don't blog anouth!!!!! (my last post was 4 days ago hmmm.....) Oh well on another subject I'm missing skool tomorrow (thats what the "big woop" is about (and I don't mean that in a sarcastic way))
woaaaahhhhhhh
I'm using way to many (brakets) lol.

Anyway your probably wondering why I get to miss a day off school................ No....... Not even a tiny bit curious...... well I'm gonna tell you any way......*drum role* drun drund durnndundd dndjdu dundndndddnd d ndwuhfnndhjdujdndndjdjdndndndndnd dnjnfwekdfnnfnf *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
*COUGH* *SPLUTER*
Anyway I'm going to be a bridesmaid!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
Now who thinks thats cool hmmm........ you do...... awwww thxs!!!!!

Anyway I'm really into "my name is Earl" at the moment!! Yeah it's amazingly funny. Curently Earl is in a coma!!! *gasp* dun dun dun.

Big Big Big SIGH

2011-07-10T15:15:00.000-07:00

hello....
*sniff*
My friends been sayin mean stuff 'bout me. And she let me see it (it was in an email). word of advice if ur gonna say mean stuff 'bout other people don't let them see it! but i 'supose ur all clever anoth to know that!

On a lighter not i watched a very funny film the other day called Yes Men/man (not sure wich one it was)
anyway it had Jim Carry in it who is amazing!!!!

Has any of you seen ace ventura before????????? Jim Carry again! Still amazingly funny lol!

"do not... go in there!!!!! WOAAH!!!!"

sorry 'bout that

this is just something that always cheers me up :~)

Emenserfying (or whatever)

2011-07-09T07:38:00.000-07:00

Wow I have just had my hair cut and it look..... welll...... what the title says!!!!!
I have had blonde highlights put in and a better side fringe + straightend and trimed!!!!!! HEE HEE I'm happy and slightly hyper WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHH

(i go hyper when i'm happy/exicited/had to much sugar)

Sooo how are all you guys.... great to hear.

Please recomend this blog to ur blogger friends... thank you

And goodnight

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

OMG

2011-07-06T15:03:00.000-07:00

Like the title says OMG!!!!!! I cant belive how many people have visited my blog!!!! OK this may be my secord blog today but i'm bored to death..... still!!!!!!! I had 2 people from america view my site 1 from germany and... 28 from the uk!!!! I am stunned (and tiered) (and hurting 'cause of my back) (but u already know about that) (so i'm guessing you don't care)

Oh well..... thxs all u peeps who have viewed my blog!!!! still absoulty gobsmaked!! LOL

I'm guessing this deer is amused!!!!! (or suprised) (or something) (I'm really not sure!!)

Well hope to get coments from all u misstirious people (saying get well soon ofcourse)

Ow owwww owowwwww oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! oh hot chocolate

2011-07-06T03:54:00.000-07:00

poor poor vita... very ill indeed.. sort of!!! I've pulled a muscle in my back *sigh*

everybody say awww
awwwwwwwww
aleast I get a day off skool and hot chocolate and toast with marmite on it!!! yum!!!!!

Cause baby ur a firework come on let ur colours burst

Make 'em go oh oh oh as you shoot across the sky sky sky

awww well......

or the one that me and ozzy made

Cause baby you got tripp-ped down a pile of sand-and

make 'em go ha ha ha as you go oh ah ow

do you ever feel like poeple laughing behind ur back

watching ur every move

do you ever feel people pushing you

then stickin out there foot

cause baby you got tripped down a pile of sand

make 'em go ha ha ha as you go oh ah ow

thank you very much....

isnt that amazing...

i've got anouther song 4 u one day!!1

Quick update on my utterly random life!!!!!!

2011-07-05T16:16:00.000-07:00

Well lets keep it quick shall we.... well you don't really have a say in this so... well yeah!!!! Anyways I agoing to tell you what I told my dad to day when he asked what I had been up to!!!!!!
*deep breath* very fast "maths, drama, R:E, Art, French, english then archery which I won a drink in!!!" stop talking very fast *breath out*
I have added some pictures of stuff I like but saddly I took down the ones of my gerbils so heres a picture of my cat.. miiow

isn't she sweet!!!!
anyway making amazing butterscoch chocolate bar today yummm
I'll tell u how they turn out soon
Laters
Vitaxxxxx

Cough cough

2011-07-03T10:46:00.000-07:00

hello.......
well I have made a few changes..... the main one being the name....well i mean the gerbil one just wasn't going to last, I mean, whenever I talked to them about it they just went on chewing sunflower seeds.... *sigh* although they did give me one piece of advice which I'm giving 2 u know!
never let your friends know 'bout something that your doing that you are proud of 'cause they may coppy you and make a better blog than you... *sigh* only tell unless your thing is supper-dupper! Also they told me not to use the word super-dupper. now i see why...

Now this is a picture of a very wise lizard who I met in fueterventura........ he also likes crisps.... very smart indeed :)
Hope that whoever the person in germany, who uses firefox, who looked at my blog speaks up now 'cause i'm very curious to know who it was....

Byexx

Amazing rap.

2011-06-29T11:01:00.000-07:00

ok.....
me and my friend neive (with a little help from Katy) came up with this amazing rap:
The Queens Royal Rap (with salard cream)
Get the dogs woof woof woof
Get the dogs woof woof woof
Get the dogs woof woof woof
CHARLES
wikie wikie woof
CHARLES wikie wikie woof
CHARLES wikie wikie woof
CHARLES YEAH

Get the crown shinny shinny
Get the crown shinny shinny
Get the crown shinny shinny
JEWLS
yeah

Off to the tower

First Ever Blog!!!!!

2011-06-27T14:23:00.000-07:00

Hello, this blog was supposed to be written by my gerbil, Coco, but sadly I have just realised that she cannot type and nor any other gerbils so it was usless trying to get my other gerbil, Gina, to type this blog.
So I am going to write it from now on but I will ALWAYS include my gebils.
Soooooo..... where should I start.... well my names Vita and (as you have already figure out) I have to gerbils. What you don't know is that I have a cat! Wow at cat, I know.
Um.... if you want to know anything else about me just check out my profile. I doubt many people will read this but...... I dunno really :)

Soooo..... heres a cute picture of.... guess who??????????

Next week I'll put one of Gina.

Vitaxxx