In attendance, and adding a pleasant note to the proceedings, was the American Nazi Party’s Drum-and-Bugle Corps, which played “Whip It,” written by Jerry Casale and Mark Mothersbaugh, better known as the singing duo, Devo. In the background, Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN) could be heard chanting, “Kill the bill, kill the bill.” Bachmann has been shouting her mantra since Thursday when she organized a large protest on Capitol Hill.

Blue Dog Democrat Bill Foster of Illinois expressed concern that Bachmann might now be rabid. “She certainly was frothing at the mouth earlier. I’m afraid that she might associate my first name with the word ‘bill’ as it relates to health care. After all, she is known to bite. 

President Obama called on the Democratic caucus before the House vote and urged its members to vote for the bill. Apparently this strategy worked when coupled with the well-known fact that House majority whip, James Clyburn (D–SC), keeps a cat-o’-twelve-tails in his desk.

Key to passage of the bill was an amendment to prohibit federal funds from being used to pay for abortions. Representative Jack Kingston (R–GA) said, “Abortions are in violation of God’s law. That Great Satan, your president, has done his best to move abortions out of alleyways where they belong. I’ve dedicated my 17 years in Congress to keeping them there.”

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This will be Murdoch’s fourth marriage. His current wife, Wendi Deng, a director for MySpace in China, was less sanguine: “If Rupert wants to switch from Szechuan dining to street hotdogs, that’s his business, as long as he makes good on our pre-nup agreement.”

O’Reilly said he was “. . . floating on cloud-nine. Ever since I began working at Fox, I could sense a chemistry between Murdy and me, something beyond the fact that we both drench ourselves with Old Spice Body Spray. And, just to prove the point that old dogs can learn new tricks, on our wedding night we plan to switch from the ‘Swagger’ fragrance to ‘After Hours.’”

In an admission that his coming out registered more than a hint of irony with his viewers, O’Reilly said, “Over the last few months, I’ve conducted a dialogue with my inner being and come to recognize the plight of the—quote—‘other’ in American society, the minorities that make this country great. I’d even go to the White House and break bread with that colored boy, our President, as long as he doesn’t serve collard greens and chittlins.”

In the rear of the conference room, Sean Hannity, O’Reilly’s rival at Fox News, was seen in tears. “I thought Bill-O only had eyes for me. But I knew we were through when he refused to share his cherry wine cooler last week. And to add insult to injury, Rosie O’Donnell wants her leathers back.”

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here are the two NYT articles referenced in the video:

army doesn’t know hasan’s religion

but he’s not married because he can’t find a woman who keeps all the islamic traditions

and who gives a fuck what his religion is anyway? this wasn’t a holy war — this was a person who didn’t WANT to go to war. but apparently no one was listening.

they’re listening now, though, aren’t they?

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The policy will allow prospective parents to take out a HALF-Life policy for up to nine months before their fetus is born. If the baby is normal for the first four years of its life, the insurer will pay at maturity the face value of the policy, up to $100,000. But should the infant be stillborn or have a congenital defect or develop a condition like low IQ, the insured would forfeit all premiums paid up to the date of diagnosis or the child’s fourth birthday. Premiums start at $1,000 per month, depending on the amount of coverage.

“Buyers of this policy will have extra incentive to get the best prenatal and pediatric care,” Ms. Frottage said. “No one who has paid premiums will wish to forfeit them because of failure to provide the fetus or the new-born with good medical care.”

Critics of the new policy, however, argue that it amounts to placing a bet that a new life will avoid the increasing pitfalls for a healthy birth and early childhood in a society suffering from escalating rates of infant mortality and birth defects. Moreover, said Dr. Stephanie Stethos, chief of pediatrics at Hartford Downtown Hospital, “Big insurers would have an incentive to poison the well of pediatric care in order to assure their wager against a child’s reaching age four.”

Noted medical ethicist Victor Y. Nobel, Ph.D., points out that HALF and other big insurers are bundling these policies together in lots of a thousand and selling them to investors as securities. “These policies are being touted as the next big thing in the securities industry and will soon encourage a bubble that will threaten the economy, not to mention the lives of the very young.” On the other hand, he admitted, medical schools can expect a big run-up in the number of students choosing a specialty in pediatrics. “Naturally, new doctors in our country want to maximize their earning potential,” he explained.

Timothy A. Gartner, the embattled undersecretary of the Treasury, issued the following statement from Washington: “We at Treasury are in no position to quash any new financial instrument that might get our economy back on track. As with all other investment vehicles, our best advice to consumers is simply caveat emptor.”Recent Posts:

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even though we’re not very angry … at the moment.

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Atmospheric warming can therefore be curbed if CO2 emissions cease. However, once the CO2 has reached the atmosphere, warming cannot be reversed with currently available methods. Some of the major effects of atmospheric warming are also irreversible: these include sea-level rise, which will continue for centuries even if global warming is successfully halted, and species and ecosystem loss. Due to this irreversibility, climate policy must be forward-thinking and -acting, and success is imperative, for there will be no second chance!

i don’t see anyone in our government acting quickly on this. do you?

anyone who’s been keeping even an occasional eye on new data coming out — from sources all over the world — about climate change may notice a common theme: everything is happening more quickly than originally predicted (though just about all of the most dire changes predicted ARE, in fact, already well underway).

there have been countless “the end is near!” cartoons. i remember one from the 70’s or 80’s that pictured a naked man wearing only a signboard with that phrase, marching up a busy avenue. i don’t remember the caption now, but it was good enough to keep that image in my head for all these years.

but it’s not funny any more. the truth hurts. and it’s damn near too late to make the necessary changes. even if we didn’t have a government that was unable to rise above partisan squabbling and empty rhetoric, even if we did have a body of astute and nimble leaders able to lead us — COMMAND us — through the sacrifices that MUST be made in order to turn this around, it might be too late. but no. instead we have self-serving institutions such as the farm bureau actively working to defeat a number of climate change bills presently under consideration. you know, because environmental conservancy might impact their bottom line. are you fucking kidding me?

the american government, from the top to the bottom, is little better than the old tammany hall politicans. all sold to the highest bidder. no one looking further than the next election, the next campaign contribution.

as my old dad said to me a few years ago, “where are the statesmen? don’t we have them any more?”

last fall, i thought we had at least one, and i worked harder than i ever had before in order to help barack obama win the election.

not only is he not doing what needs to be done, i don’t see him trying very hard to rally his so-called troops around this issue.

health care? no worries. the whole fucking planet is going down in carbon flames and no insurance policy in the world will be enough to save you.

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i consider myself pretty well-informed about the issues involved in this country’s (most recent) financial meltdown, but i didn’t know the half of it.

as i watched an older couple packing whatever they could fit into their vehicle in the course of being evicted from the land their family had owned for four generations, the fat wife weeping, the white-mustached husband wanting to blow somebody’s head off, i wanted to get up and blow somebody’s head off FOR him. for them, and for the tens of thousands of others who have lost everything because wall street thought that credit default swaps were a good idea. whose head? i had nobody in particular in mind, but if you make a list of every goldman sachs employee (past or present, since half their execs are now running our government) who has ever received a bonus — whether in stock or cash — worth $5 million or more, you’d have some very good candidates.

btw, wall street now wants to do the same thing with life insurance that they did with mortgages: package them and sell them as securities. i guess it’s the last thing left for them to make money on, death, since they’ve already fucked up everything else. as things stand right now, it’s not that far a stretch for me to imagine secret squads of assassins paid to throw people down the stairs or whatever to maximize the profits, keep those old bodies in line with the actuarial predictions. goddamit, how DARE you live to be a hundred, and fuck up all the stats! uh uh, we ain’t having it.

did you know we’ve already handed four trillion tax dollars to wall street. FOUR FUCKING TRILLION. looks like this:

$4,000,000,000,000.00
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“I think Dave is brave for revealing his peccadilloes in the face of an extortion threat. After all, most powerful men of his generation consider bedding ladies at the office part of their job perks. Sometimes, they even marry them,” said Hefner, alluding to both his own predilection for marrying his Bunnies and Letterman’s marriage to a former staffer in March.

“Let’s face it—even in an age of Women’s Lib, most women still go to college for their MRS and wear come-on clothing at work in hope of seducing the boss. It’s only natural,” Hefner said, dodging a rotten tomato thrown by one of the lady reporters at his press conference.

Letty Forbush, spokesperson for NOW, decried Hefner’s male chauvinism and asserted that he and Letterman have “an outdated, predatory, narcissistic view of male-female relationships.” She added, “These boys are no better than Roman Polanski, except that they haven’t yet been outed for having sex with jail bait,” or using drugs as an aid to seduction. “Personally,” Forbush said, “I’d have to be on chloroform to have sex with any of those old duffers.”Recent Posts:

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she sent a message yesterday containing links to two videos that i don’t think have been widely viewed. they should be.

and here’s my question to MY democratic representatives: why aren’t YOU speaking out the way alan grayson is? why aren’t YOU saying these things, and saying them as strongly?

WHERE ARE THE BALLS OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY? IT’S TIME FOR THEM TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE. THIS IS WHAT BALLS LOOK LIKE:

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Rep. Alan Grayson apologizes
Just not to the Republicans

Yesterday, Congressman Alan Grayson (FL-08) got up on the floor of the House and gave a speech in which he described the Republican healthcare plan (accurately) as:

“Don’t get sick. If you do get sick… die quickly.”

The Republicans immediately started whining and calling for an apology because their feelings were hurt. So today Congressman Grayson got up and delivered an apology. I somehow don’t think it was the apology they were expecting.

To quote (the video is a bit hard to hear):

Last night here in this chamber I gave a speech. I’m not going to recount every single thing that I said, but I will point out that immediately after that speech, several Republicans asked me to apologize.

Well, I would like to apologize. I would like to apologize to the dead. And here’s why.

According to this study, “Health Insurance and Mortality in U.S. Adults” which was published two weeks ago, 44,789 Americans die every year because they have no health insurance. That’s right, 44,789 Americans die every year, according to this Harvard study called “Health Insurance and Mortality in U.S. Adults.” You can see it by going to our website, grayson.house.gov.

That is more than ten times the number of Americans who have died in the war in Iraq. It’s more than ten times the number of Americans who died in 9/11. But that was just once: this is every single year.

That’s right: every single year.

Take a look at this. Read it and weep. And I mean that -- read it and weep because of all these Americans who are dying because they don’t have health insurance.

Now I think we should do something about that, and the Democratic healthcare plan does do something about that. It makes healthcare affordable for those who can’t afford insurance, and it saves these peoples’ lives.

Let’s remember that we should care about people even after they’re born.

So I call upon the Democratic members of the House, I call upon the Republican members of the House, I call upon all of us to do our jobs for the sake of America -- for the sake of those dying people and their families.

I apologize to the dead and their families that we haven’t voted sooner to end this holocaust in America.

So here’s the thing: they’re going to come after Alan Grayson. Hard.

So if you want members of Congress who will speak truth to power, please help get his back:  http://www.actblue.com/page/graysonapology

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although i’m presently unemployed, i just sent grayson $50 through Act Blue. will you match my contribution? because without more democrats willing, as darcy said, to “speak truth to power”, we are all screwed.

and not just on healthcare.

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check them out and support them if you can.

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