Get off my Lawn, and other Crazy Rantings

noreply@blogger.com (Vandelizer) — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:00:00 +0000

Says Thou

noreply@blogger.com (Vandelizer) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:14:00 +0000

The best social content site around. Straight from the hand that made you.

Online Shopping - Dang Kids

yoismaustralia@gmail.com (Damien) — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:23:00 +0000

I can't work these new fangled shops on these intertubes. This is the most annoying shop in the world http://www.elecor8.com/

Atmosphere

noreply@blogger.com (Grumpy Grandma) — Sun, 25 May 2008 04:00:00 +0000

Check out this new track.

Testicles

noreply@blogger.com (Grumpy Grandma) — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:28:00 +0000

That is all

Fairy Tale

noreply@blogger.com (Vandelizer) — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 14:27:00 +0000

Back in my day, fairly tales were about beautiful women looking after midgets.

It now appears that the term Fairy Tale has a whole new meaning. I am not homophobic, I just don't think it is right to let the kids learn life lessons from real fairies. Unless a gay dwarf is marching, count me out of the modern day Fairy Tale.

The kids these days

noreply@blogger.com (Grumpy Grandma) — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 13:25:00 +0000

The kids these days don't know no manners in this damned country.

Boob Tube to You Tube

noreply@blogger.com (Vandelizer) — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 13:05:00 +0000

Back in my day, the old radiation box helped pass the pointless hours. TV taught us how to behave in social settings, respect the bond of holy matrimony and even enjoy recreational drugs while sitting on the couch. The boob tube was great, except for the lack of unsheathed mammary glands (except of course on Skinimax). Then along came the interweb, providing an endless supply of pornographic material. The interweb didn't stop at shirtless ladies, it went on to entertain with pointless videos of girls dancing for webcams. If that isn't good, how about guys getting hit in the crotch. I mean, a kick in the pants is funnier than anything else imaginable. Thank You Tube for bringing pants pain to your home.

Thanks for Having Me Over

noreply@blogger.com (Vandelizer) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:19:00 +0000

Wow, this world wide interweb is an interesting device. I can watch a monkey get abused in a foreign language while staying in the comfort of my home. I used to travel miles and miles to see fantastic animal cruelty, but with the power of the interweb I have misery at my fingertips.

I just want to thank the world wide interweb for having me over. Such a great host, always there to make me a drink or bring me some chips. With such great times at www's place, we will have to have the next party at mine.