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		<title>Lulu: Please Don’t Self-Publish Your Autobiography</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 23:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evilolive</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Madonna and Me: Misadventures of a would-be pop star
For twenty years singer/songwriter/bass-player Nikki Racklin sat poised on the fringes of the music industry, breathlessly expecting stardom to come calling. During this time, an intriguingly-named Italian-American singer dressed in sardonic baby doll lace went from obscurity to iconic status. This witty and amusing memoir charts Nikki’s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/515958">Madonna and Me: Misadventures of a would-be pop star</a></p>
<blockquote><p>For twenty years singer/songwriter/bass-player Nikki Racklin sat poised on the fringes of the music industry, breathlessly expecting stardom to come calling. During this time, an intriguingly-named Italian-American singer dressed in sardonic baby doll lace went from obscurity to iconic status. This witty and amusing memoir charts Nikki’s odyssey and will resonate with anyone who’s ever had a dream.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/97544"><br />
I Fell in Love with a Con Man by Elizabeth Grzeszczyk</a></p>
<blockquote><p>While on a business trip in Miami, Elizabeth Grzeszczyk meets a man who introduces himself as Dr. Jonathan Palmer, the former British Formula One Grand Prix race car driver. He quickly steals her heart, and her life becomes a whirlwind as she is swept up into his glamorous lifestyle. When Elizabeth discovers he is really an internationally wanted con man, Jonathan Nigel-Philip Kern, her life spirals downward. Determined not to let this man ruin her life, Elizabeth fights back. When she is transferred to work in Europe, she has the chance of a lifetime to testify against the con man in a Paris courtroom.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/43654">TO LIVE OR MAYBE NOT by Gary Revel</a></p>
<blockquote><p>An authorized biographical work of Gary Revel. A Gary Revel book including details of his youth, early life, US Navy exploits, Music Business in Hollywood California-Nashville Tennessee as well as his 1977 investigation of the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. in association with the House Select Committee on Assassinations (HSCA). and more. The book is available here at LULU.COM as well as AMAZON.COM, TARGET.COM and other locations.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/491939"><br />
Brave- An American Vision Quest</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8221; Brave stirred me in a way few books have. Its soul searching honesty made my pulse race and my palms sweaty. This book will wrestle you to the ground and leave you wondering what happened. But you will get up a much better person.&#8221; -says Paul from Rapid City, South Dakota. Are you brave enough to face your fears and live your dreams? Jarod Osborne&#8217;s vision quest was a journey of self-discovery that led him to the heart of poverty, doubt, devastation and courage. This true story will take you through the city, the wilderness, the boxing ring, the monastery, and finally to the end of the rainbow to discover a treasure worth more than gold!</p></blockquote>
<p>Perhaps it is just me but if something wrestles me to the ground and leaves me wondering what happened, I don&#8217;t look at that as a positive experience.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1327425">Jen &amp; the Art of Foot Seduction</a></p>
<blockquote><p>JenSorel is one of the most compelling writers of foot fetish erotica.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve ever read her, you know. She has the ability to seize a reader and submerge them within the moments and the memories she chooses to recount. She writes about what she knows and, much to our delight, she knows feet. Her finest features and her voracious desires fuel many an escapade.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s no better way to say it than, &#8220;Everyone that meets Jennifer wants to get two feet closer.&#8221;</p>
<p>Now you can get two feet closer with &#8220;Jen &amp; the Art of Foot Seduction.&#8221; It&#8217;s a must-read for anyone with a love for feet.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/2357969">Scar Tissue</a></p>
<blockquote><p>A woman going through emotional turmoil with more than her fair share of psychological and real life bumps in the road finds her only way to clear her head and maintain any level of sanity is artistic outlet. These are her memoirs, her poetry, her artwork, and the deepest, darkest inner workings of her mind when it&#8217;s at its worst. The journal entries and poetry in this book are vague so they can be left open to interpretation so that hopefully someday someone will pick up this book and feel a little less alone in the world, and perhaps just find some words of comfort that somewhere on this planet someone felt the same way.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://www.lulu.com/content/1191133">We Are Not Alone: Mom, Dad, ET and Me: or, How I Grew Up To Be a Person Who Thinks Extraterrestrial Contact Matters</a></p>
<blockquote><p>One of the personal peculiarities that drew my parents together was a shared love for chasing UFOs. This was the early Sixties, before the New Age had twisted the sport into an expensive tourist attraction. In their day, it took guts. There was no cruise director holding your hand, no air-conditioned tour bus to protect you from the blistering desert sun, no security guard to warn you when you were getting too close&#8230;</p>
<p>A squeal of tires as the open convertible veers from the pavement. A grinding moan as the engine adjusts to the floored accelerator. The steady clatter of rocks pelting the undercarriage, zinging up into the air as the car rockets across the open sand.</p>
<p>&#8220;Get a picture! Quick! Before it moves!&#8221;&#8230;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Etsy: Enough With the Steampunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 16:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evilolive</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Steampunk provides a great excuse for artisans to wire old watch parts to random stuff and call it art. And sell it on Etsy.
Passage Pendant no. 45
Steampunk Coat Rack

Memento Mori, a wearable crown
Steampunk Bone Saw and Knife steel stainless steel victorian prop goth larp cosplay
Steampunk Study - Fringe of Time Victorian Necklace
Short Steampunk Flogger
UP TOWN [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steampunk provides a great excuse for artisans to wire old watch parts to random stuff and call it art. And sell it on Etsy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11190094">Passage Pendant no. 45</a><br />
<a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10384872">Steampunk Coat Rack</a><br />
<a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10869126"><br />
Memento Mori, a wearable crown</a><br />
<a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10633709">Steampunk Bone Saw and Knife steel stainless steel victorian prop goth larp cosplay</a><br />
<a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9851842">Steampunk Study - Fringe of Time Victorian Necklace</a><br />
<a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10106925">Short Steampunk Flogger</a><br />
<a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11605787">UP TOWN GIRL Steampunk Handbag</a><br />
<a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11608853">Winged Key of the Empire (blue)</a></p>
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		<title>No commentary neccessary</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 06:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ted Grant</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The Pill Kills asks you to celebrate &#8220;Protest the Pill Day&#8221;.
June 7 marks the 43rd anniversary of the U.S. Supreme Court decision Griswold v. Connecticut. This was the first of many decisions that led to the culture of death we live in today.
On that day in 1965, when the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thepillkills.com/">The Pill Kills asks you to celebrate &#8220;Protest the Pill Day&#8221;.</a></p>
<blockquote><p>June 7 marks the 43rd anniversary of the U.S. Supreme Court decision Griswold v. Connecticut. This was the first of many decisions that led to the culture of death we live in today.</p>
<p>On that day in 1965, when the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on the <a href="http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/historics/USSC_CR_0381_0479_ZS.html" target="_new">Griswold v. Connecticut</a> case, it set a legal precedent for claiming that the Constitution grants women the right to privacy in matters of sexual practice. This meant that Connecticut and the rest of the United States could not stop a married woman from obtaining birth control pills. However, as Judge Andrew Napolitano has pointed out, the constitutional right to privacy has nothing to do with birth control.</p>
<p>The plaintiff was Estelle Griswold, then executive director of the Planned Parenthood League of Connecticut. She and Dr. C. Lee Buxton opened a birth control clinic. They were arrested and fined for selling birth control pills, which was illegal in Connecticut. The case was pushed all the way to the Supreme Court. In other words, Planned Parenthood was breaking the law; yet it turned this case into a legal precedent for selling contraception. Because of the Griswold case and others that followed, unmarried women and teenagers were later permitted to obtain birth control pills.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>GET OVER iT…NOT EVERY MOViE iS GONNA TURN OUT THE WAY YOU WANT iT</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 16:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m browsing MovieWeb (for work, I swear!) and notice in the sidebar a list of &#8220;most commented-on threads,&#8221; which is always promising. Comments on movie websites are retard gold. The top one is for X-Men 4, which I guess is a thing?
So I investigate. The X-Men franchise had drastically diminishing returns, but stuff like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I&#8217;m browsing <a href="http://www.movieweb.com">MovieWeb</a> (for work, I swear!) and notice in the sidebar a list of &#8220;most commented-on threads,&#8221; which is always promising. Comments on movie websites are retard gold. The top one is for <em>X-Men 4</em>, which I guess is a thing?</p>
<p>So I investigate. The X-Men franchise had drastically diminishing returns, but stuff like &#8220;objective quality&#8221; doesn&#8217;t matter to the kind of people who post on message boards. They just want to make sure there are no nipples on the Batsuit and that Kitty Pryde says ONLY WHAT KITTY PRYDE WOULD SAY ACCORDING TO THEIR FAN FICTION.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film/49/4449/comments.php">First thing I see</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>YOU GUYS ARE DUMB&#8230;GET OVER iT&#8230;NOT EVERY MOViE iS GONNA TURN OUT THE WAY YOU WANT iT&#8230;SO GET A LiFE&#8230;YOU PEOPLE THiNK THAT THE WHOLE MOViE BiZZ REVOLVES AROUND YOUR STANDARDS&#8230;WELL MAYBE THE DiRECTOR WAS AiMiNG FOR THE YOUNGER KiDS OR MAYBE THEY DiDN&#8217;T WANT TO COPY OFF OF THE COMiC BOOKS&#8230;iT MiGHT HAVE SET A LAW SUiT ON THEM&#8230;DUHH!! MAN YOU GUYS ARE SO DUMB&#8230;GET OVER iT iF YOU DONT LiKE THE WAY THiNGS ARE THEN STOP WATCHiNG THE MOViES!!!!!!!!!!!!</p></blockquote>
<p>You know what I always think when I see text like that? &#8220;Man, it takes a lot more work to type like an idiot than it does to type like a normal person.&#8221; Can you imagine training your brain to hit Shift every time you type &#8220;I&#8221; in your all-caps rant? That&#8217;s cerebral real estate that would be much better used memorizing, say, left-handed masturbators throughout history.</p>
<p>As it turns out, this is the latest post; MovieWeb lists the most recent post first because it is stupid and hates you. So I scrolled further down for some context. I did not find illumination.</p>
<blockquote><p>Its so hard to be a comic book fan and watch any of these comic to film movies. There hasnt been one single comic book movie that was laid out excatly like the comics. Even spiderman 1 screwed it all up. The whole bridge scene was taken right out of the comic where Gwene Stacey fell and broke her neck when spider caught her with his web. I know they want to pack 50 years of comics into a 2 hour film, but at least have the directors read and do a little research on the characters and storyline. So I humor myself when I go out to watch these movies, and keep an open mind so I wont be so F*&amp;kin disappointed all the time.</p></blockquote>
<p>He&#8217;s not done.</p>
<blockquote><p>Shit I HATE rubber suits&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>OK, now he&#8217;s done. Three things:</p>
<p>1. I cannot take continuity judges seriously when they can&#8217;t even get character names right.<br />
2. If you want to see the exact same story as the comic, just reread the damn comic.<br />
3. Shut up.</p>
<p>Further down, some dude who uses a shirtless muscular guy doing push-ups as his avatar but is surely NOT gay pre-empts this line of thought with some reason:</p>
<blockquote><p>Ive watched xmen3.. the story itself is negative.. if u r really a fan of xmen (comix,cartoon), knowing what they did to x1 and x2 will surely piss u off cuz they made their own crap story line.. but like what i said, u have 2 change ur point of view in watching these movies not as a basist from the comix, but as a viewer judging its movie&#8217;s genre 4 u 2 appreciate the verdict of the movie instead of complaining bout d comparison from d comix.. Singer did a good job as a director although unsatisfying to most of the readers but all in all it was a good movie.. but x3??</p></blockquote>
<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s good to close on a question.</p>
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		<title>This is not an acceptable solution.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 11:53:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Church</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week, Amazon opted to limit the length of a discussion thread. Reading their post, it&#8217;s obvious that this wasn&#8217;t done on a whim: people were reporting errors when attempting to access threads that were much longer than the software was built to handle.  Amazon responded by announcing that they were creating a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Earlier this week, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/forum/cd/discussion.html/ref=cm_cd_ef_tft_tp?ie=UTF8&amp;cdForum=Fx20DX5GEB7TUX8&amp;cdThread=Tx3LYKX8B7P2EXC">Amazon opted to limit the length of a discussion thread.</a> Reading their post, it&#8217;s obvious that this wasn&#8217;t done on a whim: people were reporting errors when attempting to access threads that were much longer than the software was built to handle.  Amazon responded by announcing that they were creating a system that allowed discussions that were growing unwieldy to continue in a new location, with a link back to the previous parts of the conversation.  Guess what the first comment was.</p>
<blockquote><p>Uh-oh.. I hate these stupid long discussions (Thread without a Reason, Holiday Recipes).. but to limit them? Isn&#8217;t that a little like supressing freedom of speech?</p></blockquote>
<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right!  A company taking a measure that ensures more people get to participate in a discussion with a one-click inconvenience is <strong>First Amendment Assault</strong>.  Then there&#8217;s this person, who obviously read the original post several times and weighed their options carefully before jumping in:</p>
<blockquote><p>Great, we will now lose all the past posts. This is not an acceptable solution.</p></blockquote>
<p>You know, back in the 30s and 40s there was <strong>another</strong> wrongheaded person who was all about a solution he was happy with.</p>
<p>Thankfully, &#8220;Dieting Deb&#8221;  (once she reaches her weight loss goal, will she become Maintaining A Weight I&#8217;m Happy With Deb?) has a great alternative:</p>
<blockquote><p>There are much better boards to post on than this one. QVC for instance, and no, you don&#8217;t have to watch or purchase from QVC to get into some rather good discussions, especially in the Viewpoints section.</p></blockquote>
<p>Oh, Deb.  <a href="http://community.qvc.com/topic/Viewpoints/Money-Earn/5700025102">Thank you for this.</a></p>
<p><em>Thanks to Tipster ADB for this post&#8217;s content!</em></p>
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		<title>The last 17 keyword searches to reach GetOffTheInternet.org</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 18:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Church</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[get off the internet
blind man in a dark room
open source boob project
students getting there tits groped
lord of the flies jack not guilty
slasher stage play
dan fogelberg
snuff porn
her spanking was moderate
did a movie ever get 10 stars on imdb
lord of the flies that you can listen to
girls boobs groped by men
what brings simon pain in the lord [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><OL><LI>get off the internet<br />
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<LI>open source boob project<br />
<LI>students getting there tits groped<br />
<LI>lord of the flies jack not guilty<br />
<LI>slasher stage play<br />
<LI>dan fogelberg<br />
<LI>snuff porn<br />
<LI>her spanking was moderate<br />
<LI>did a movie ever get 10 stars on imdb<br />
<LI>lord of the flies that you can listen to<br />
<LI>girls boobs groped by men<br />
<LI>what brings simon pain in the lord of the flies<br />
<LI>mark of the beast mbta<br />
<LI>porno snuff torture<br />
<LI>i pledge allegiance to the hatchet of the underground society and to the ninja&#8217;s to which it stands one family under clowns full of freaks with faygo and neden for al<br />
<LI>tisa plays</OL></p>
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		<title>Etsy: Ruining Pirates, Ninjas, and Zombies for everybody</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evilolive</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If there&#8217;s one trend in crafting that annoys me, it is the hipsterization of handmade items. Slap a pirate, ninja, or zombie on a handmade item and try to sell it. Bonus points for incredibly high-priced items! Everybody&#8217;s doing it!
Pirates

Anchors Away Jack Sparrow Bottlecap Necklace
Shiver Me Sasha
The PIRATE CUPCAKE T SHIRT
Pete the Pirate Sock Monkey
A [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If there&#8217;s one trend in crafting that annoys me, it is the hipsterization of handmade items. Slap a pirate, ninja, or zombie on a handmade item and try to sell it. Bonus points for incredibly high-priced items! Everybody&#8217;s doing it!</p>
<p><strong>Pirates</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11613181">Anchors Away Jack Sparrow Bottlecap Necklace</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11347510">Shiver Me Sasha</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11599202">The PIRATE CUPCAKE T SHIRT</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10981172">Pete the Pirate Sock Monkey</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7637305">A Portrait of a Piratefairysuperheroballerinamermaid and Her Seahorse Sidekick</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7167078">Seafaring Pirate Tricorn - As Seen in Gothic Beauty Magazine 24</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong><br />
Ninjas</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11239392">Kawaii Ninja Plush</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5623197">Michaelangelo - Teenage Mutant Turtle - Hat</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10069242">The Scandalous Ninja Flower</a> (NSW)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8221396">One-Of-A-Kind Vinyard Ninja 3-Piece Set</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8801455">URABN NINJA HOODIE Hammer and Sickel, Men Small</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11280953">Ninja in White Wedding Gown</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10007188">Ninja, a garden fairy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11202626">NINJA SQUID with nun chucks shuriken and samurai sword Personalized plush squids</a></li>
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<p><strong>Zombies</strong></p>
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<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11294839">Custom Pirate Zombie</a></li>
<li> <a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11581992">Zombie Hand Necklace</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11574978">Zombie Repellent Fragrance - 3 ml</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9847717">Reborn Zombie Baby in Vintage Gown and Bonnet</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10548358">Morbid Unicorn Purse</a></li>
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		<title>And left Churchill Downs/In a heavenly band/Of Angels</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 12:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RJ White</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year, as you may recall, the sainted horse Barbaro was put down after a long illness. His fans reacted with restraint and a healthy dose of perspective. For a nice summary, here&#8217;s the Field Guide to Barbaro Message Board Factions .
This past weekend, tragedy struck the horse racing world once again, with the injury [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last year, as you may recall, the sainted horse Barbaro was put down after a long illness. His fans reacted with restraint and a healthy dose of perspective. For a nice summary, here&#8217;s the <a href="http://willdo.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/2007/01/know_your_barba.html" target="_blank">Field Guide to Barbaro Message Board Factions</a> .</p>
<p>This past weekend, tragedy struck the horse racing world once again, with the injury and subsequent euthanization of Eight Belles at the Kentucky Derby. Would Barbaro&#8217;s online fans at <a href="http://forums.delphiforums.com/alexbrown/messages" target="_blank">the Alex Brown Racing forums</a> face the news with the same restraint and healthy dose of perspective?</p>
<p style="center;"><img src="http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z130/uff-da88/8BellesnB3.jpg" alt="" width="425" height="354" /></p>
<p>Well,<em> <a href="http://forums.delphiforums.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=alexbrown&amp;msg=23218.1" target="_blank">of course.</a> </em></p>
<blockquote><p>Kent, I too look forward to the day we&#8217;ll see these majestic champions together in Heaven.  The Heavenly Herd just keeps growing&#8230;.</p></blockquote>
<p>Anger flares!</p>
<blockquote><p>This is what nightmares are made of. Afterwards,  these lady horses are forced to have sex with different men horses they don&#8217;t know that well so they can become pregnant only for their baby to be taken away is sad. I will never see the Kentucky Derby as a festive wonderful event. We need to respect these creatures. Judgement day will come for us.</p></blockquote>
<p>Elsewhere, there is <a href="http://forums.delphiforums.com/alexbrown/messages?msg=23129" target="_blank">confusion</a> -</p>
<blockquote><p>Can we start candles.. where is the candle lady. I am not good at doing the candle link</p></blockquote>
<p>Questioning of faith-</p>
<blockquote><p>Am sitting here crying over this. Prayed all day that all horses would make it safe all day. Dont understand what happened.</p></blockquote>
<p>Either prayer doesn&#8217;t work or god specifically does not like you.</p>
<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m not sure, but I think 8 bells translates to 6:00, which would correspond to the time the Derby was run - God I hope not - how prophetic</p></blockquote>
<p>ALSO THERE WERE SEVEN LETTERS IN KENNEDY&#8217;S NAME!</p>
<blockquote><p>To all on this sad Sunday.  Am enclosing a link here to watch a Dan Fogelberg tribute video to Barbaro that is very lovely and emotional.  But as you listen to the words it applies to dear Eight Belles also.</p></blockquote>
<p>Dan Fogelberg =  healing balm. But speaking of beautiful, beautiful poetry, does anyone have anything they&#8217;d <a href="http://forums.delphiforums.com/alexbrown/messages?msg=23129.195" target="_blank">like to offer up</a> ?</p>
<blockquote>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="small;">Eight Bells for Eight Belles</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="0in 0in 0pt;">
<p>Sunday morning in Kentucky<br />
The day after the Derby<br />
The sun shines bright<br />
On my Old Kentucky Home<br />
But my heart is heavy<br />
And my shoulders droop<br />
Under the load I carry<br />
The white country church<br />
Stands in the valley<br />
Church bells are ringing<br />
On the eighth bell<br />
I am sobbing<br />
The tears finally<br />
Unleashing<br />
The bell tolls for thee<br />
Eight Belles<br />
My beautiful gray girl<br />
You did<br />
What the experts<br />
Thought you couldn’t<br />
You beat the boys<br />
You ran the race<br />
Of your life<br />
And it took your life<br />
You were big and strong and beautiful<br />
And you were all girl&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>Perhaps the saddest thing to come out of this is that Eight Belles won&#8217;t get nearly the acclaim or deification her predecessor in racing-aided horse death garnered, much like the way in which nobody cared when Shannon Hoon died so soon after Kurt Cobain killed himself.</p>
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		<title>I assume in your perfect world, everyone will speak Mexican and we’ll all be happy when illegal immigration causes the economy to collapse.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 15:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kevin Church</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[DC Comics publishes around 50 different titles in its main superhero line in any given month, meaning that they publish something like 600 total individual periodicals in a given year.  You&#8217;re with me so far, right?  Last week, the latest issue of the sales-handicapped Blue Beetle series, set in El Paso, Texas and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DC Comics publishes around 50 different titles in its main superhero line in any given month, meaning that they publish something like 600 total individual periodicals in a given year.  You&#8217;re with me so far, right?  Last week, the latest issue of the sales-handicapped <em>Blue Beetle</em> series, set in El Paso, Texas and featuring a hispanic protagonist, featured mostly Spanish-language dialogue.  This means that <strong>.16%</strong> of DC&#8217;s pamphlets released in the last year will feature a language that is not English, delivered by a mostly non-native-English-speaking cast.</p>
<p>Of course, <a href="http://blog.newsarama.com/2008/05/03/variations-on-a-theme-37/#comment-407884">this offends some asshole named Dave</a>, who doesn&#8217;t notice that the issue in question is set in Mexico.</p>
<blockquote><p>I thought it was the first ever comic that bordered on racism. DC: Now forcing its readers to read Spanish.</p>
<p>And for the matter - point me in the direction of one immigrant kid who has 3 quid fifty, to spend on a comic book.</p></blockquote>
<p>The <em>first ever comic that bordered on racism</em>.  I guess we can ignore every World War II cover featuring the yellow menace ever, then?  Or <a href="http://johnnybacardi.blogspot.com/2008/05/hey-its-free-comic-book-day-today-so.html">this <em>Angel And The Ape</em> story</a>?  Awesome!  I love revisionism.  Throw in the &#8220;three quid&#8221; line and you&#8217;ve got someone who loves England so much he&#8217;ll fight for America&#8217;s right to read comic books in English!</p>
<p>Of course, someone points out that the book&#8217;s always had a Mexican-American cast and is set in a region where Spanish is more likely to be spoken than English, but Dave doesn&#8217;t let that fact halt his onslaught against those demon invaders:</p>
<blockquote><p>Fine, Fine - DC is now forcing its readers to speak Mexican - make up your minds.</p>
<p>You know, we have this exact same problem in our country - a flood of immigrants coming over, refusing to speak English, trying to force us to learn their language. It’s ridiculous. I can’t wait to see the sales figures on this one - because obviously its going to outsell New Avengers, right???</p></blockquote>
<p>That&#8217;s right - when you can&#8217;t make your point through racism, bring commercial forces into it!  In a response, Alan Coil points out that an ability to speak English isn&#8217;t really key to being an American:</p>
<blockquote><p>Which country in the world has the largest English speaking population?</p>
<p>China.</p></blockquote>
<p>Dave is not going to brook this sort of &#8220;logic,&#8221; though, and wants you to know he&#8217;s down with the Chinese:</p>
<blockquote><p>Wow - don’t mention China, you’ll set off that idiot who starts ranting about Tibet. And hey, do you know whats great about Chinese people? A great many Chinese students come over to my country, and they learn MY LANGUAGE. They have their own culture, and their own little Chinatown, and Chinese Rshops and so on, but, at the end of the day, they say “Hello”. It goes a long way towards helping people intergrate.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;d love to see the &#8220;Chinatown&#8221; Dave goes to - I imagine it&#8217;s a strip mall in Topeka with a place called Lucky Wok and a video shop that has a single, lone Jackie Chan poster.</p>
<p>My favorite part, however, is when Dave somehow connects DC featuring a cast of American citizens speaking another languages to a tacit endorsement of illegal immigration and separatist culture.</p>
<blockquote><p>Why am I a bigot? Because I want foreign people coming to an English speaking country to learn, I don’t know, ENGLISH??? I assume in your perfect world, everyone will speak Mexican and we’ll all be happy when illegal immigration causes the economy to collapse. Now, generally, when I go on holiday, I’ve only really vacationed in places that speak English (USA, and Australia) - but, if I go to a foreign country, I use THEIR language. Now, there’s a cultural thing - in Amsterdam, for instance, I was with a Dutch family member, and everyone spoke pretty good English. In France, however, everyone assumes you speak French, and, if you don’t - tough titties.</p>
<p>I digress, however. There is a larger issue here - DC are saying “illegal immigration is ok”, “lack of community intergration is ok”. This book could have been used to examine these issues - but obviously the creators have their heads in the sand.</p></blockquote>
<p>I find it more than a bit amusing that something that could potentially have young hispanic kids reading DC superhero comics is seen as being exclusionary, but that&#8217;s neoconservative logic for you: the poor, oppressed white man who only controls 90% of the nation&#8217;s wealth is under attack by young Latinos who may want to read about one of their own interacting with icons like Superman and Batman.</p>
<p>Sometimes, I wish this site were named Get Off The Planet.</p>
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		<title>Public Service Announcement: The Tony Stark does not want you on his bandwagon.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ted Grant</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Newsarama poster &#8220;VinnyPic&#8221; has a message for comic book fans eager to see the new Iron Man movie who haven&#8217;t been supporting the Iron Man comic:
All of you, who have sullied his good name the past two years, and are poised to wank off 24 hours from now to his greatness can throw yourselves on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Newsarama poster &#8220;VinnyPic&#8221; has a message for comic book fans <a href="http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=155541">eager to see the new Iron Man movie who haven&#8217;t been supporting the Iron Man comic</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>All of you, who have sullied his good name the past two years, and are poised to wank off 24 hours from now to his greatness can throw yourselves on the leftovers of The Dark Knight and The Incredible Hulk.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve bashed him. Called for him to die, be a skrull, and all this other ____.</p>
<p>Now you can shut up. It&#8217;s Shellhead&#8217;s time, and time for his fans who&#8217;ve enjoyed this character for a long time, and put up with ignorant ____ of people like you.</p>
<p>As a long time fan, whose first comic was a John Byrne Iron Man issue including Cap and Widow, you can all eat a dick.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t bandwagon up, you aren&#8217;t welcome.</p></blockquote>
<p>So, that would be &#8220;VinnyPic&#8221; and the 74 other Iron Man fans as the only ones going to see it this weekend, then?</p>
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