Inspecting The World

How to make yourself and your partner horny?

2013-01-20T14:55:00.002-08:00

Bored and tired woman

Have you ever felt horny when coming home from work? It's absolutely normal and healthy. But what happens when you partner is not in a right mood to satisfy you. There are some little tricks and tips for making him/her feel as horny as you do.

Music. Play some slow and nice music for a long and romantic intercourse. But if you feel very horny then put on some energetic and faster music and hump yourself empty. Some force may be required.
Foreplay. Tease him/her, kiss him/her softly, touch him/her gently etc. You get the point. If he/she still refuses then rape your partner.
Social media. Bomb your partner with naughty messages or call him/her before you get home. Prepare your partner so you could slip it right in.

Role-play. Act as a doctor or a nurse, black or white, dumb or intelligent. Some clothing may be required. If it works then there is one less problem to solve.

Hope my little tips and tricks help you and be posted. See you all later

Cavendish, don't be so pessimistic about Armstrong and cycling!!!

2013-01-19T15:54:00.000-08:00

Armstrong

Mark Cavendish fears no one will believe pro cyclists are clean again, after Lance Armstrong admitted to widespread doping on the Oprah Winfrey show. But why so, Cavendish? They do doping in every sport almost on the same scale. More intriguing is that Armstrong era cyclist were almost all using doping. Some ex-cyclist say that the percentage was something like 95%. So get over it. Majority of athletes do it. It's even said that doping is what makes sports interesting and intriguing.

Cavendish

On the spot where media stops, there people forgot. So... lighten up, Cavendish.

Democracy getting wild in Bulgaria

2013-01-19T14:09:00.000-08:00

In a failed assassination attempt with an airgun on the leader of Bulgaria's ethnic Turkish party, Ahmed Dogan, a man is seen jumping out of the audience and onto the stage where Dogan is speaking. He then points the gun at Dogan's head and the gun reportedly misfires or the shooter started to doubt himself. The attacker is then fucked up by some old politics and you can see some good old "slav" beating. I've put the video of the happening down below. Enjoy!

Drink tea and shit yourself beatiful.

2012-11-10T16:16:00.000-08:00

Want to look good? Want to be sexy? Want to have sex with fabulous people?

All you have to do is to drink some laxative tea. Everybody loves tea and everybody wants to be a pretty motherfucker.
I have been drinking it for couple of days and my shit won't stop drippin'. This tea is just so fucking good.

"Tiz sheet made me craZZy!" T.Banks

Tea is cheap too and if you are lazy as me then this tea thing is way to go. If you want to be a supermodel like Tyra Banks then you can't go wrong with laxative tea.

Drink tea and smell you later!

Cocaine business = Money!

2012-11-08T17:21:00.000-08:00

Plan is simple but you could use some money for start capital.

Go to Columbia or Bolivia. Find a producer who is willing to sell you straight from the lab or find a local wholesale merchant.
Buy that shit for about 2000 euros a kilogram. Don't be too cheap because it's a fast way to die.
Smuggle your coke to your preferred destination. Bribe all customs people and police if needed and if you have the money for this.
Find a local wholesale buyer or big game dealer. Sell to get 1000-3000% profit. You can mix your coke down to increase your profit.
Get money. Keep it or invest it to go on another trip.
Don't get killed or caught!!!

Hold your dicks hard and your head clear.

Finland and Somali terrorists.

2012-03-02T04:57:00.000-08:00

Finnish police said in their annual report that there are connections between Somali terrorist group al-Shabaab and some people living in Finland. The number of connections is increasing mainly because more and more immigrants from that area, where Somalia is, are coming to Finland.

In my opinion, correlation is there between rising numbers of immigrants and connections with al-Shabaab. So, I predict that Finland is facing a big safety problem in the future because of the increasing numbers of foreigners.

Concerning, isn't it!?

Vladimir Putin once again.

2012-03-01T15:03:00.000-08:00

Elections are coming as you may know. Elections which are already won by man who has been a big player over a decade. Charming public figure and he may be the richest man in Russia or even in whole Europe. Man who kills bears with his bare hands. He is not Chuck Norris by the way. This man Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin - Bear of today's Russia .

It is speculated a lot that things are going to change in Russia cause of the protest and changed model of society. To be honest, I don't see that things are going to change in five years time. Russians have always needed a leader who is charismatic but can also be quite aggressive. Secondly, compared to other candidates he gives the most sane expression. Thirdly, he has the power to manipulate the votes. Easy.

To conclude, I don't think that much or big things will change. Maybe some cosmetic fixes but that's all. So, now just let's hope that he is nicer this time.

Lets talk about getting rich by playing the lottery.

2012-02-09T16:28:00.000-08:00

First of all, I want to say that lottery is very controversial. It is very easy and very hard to get rich the same time. Easy part is to buy the ticket which is quite cheap and if you win you'll be loaded with money. The hard part is the probability that you are the lucky one who gets the prize.

I will start off with the easy part. There are many lotteries you can play all over the world with rather nice prize pots. On March 6 in 2007 the largest JACKPOT was won in USA. Lottery called Mega Millions made two persons a lot happier - $390 million dollars happier. Isn't that just a a good way to make easy money? It sure is.

But on the other side, the probability is extremely low that You will be the winner. It all comes down to the Numbers. Usually you have to pick amount of numbers from a bigger amount of numbers. Most common types are 6-from-49 or bigger and usually there are bonus numbers involved which makes winning even more harder. Chance is one from hundreds of millions that you'd be the lucky one.

So... I would suggest you to do something better than playing lottery with your money because chance to win is almost close to zero. Invest the ticket money and you will have better odds to get rich. I'm not joking.

Getting rich with Android apps.

2012-02-09T07:36:00.000-08:00

Everyone knows that phone applications are big business these days. I assume that you all have heard about "Angry Birds" and the Finns who created it. They became rich and famous so fast that it is possible only in the Internet era.

But today I want to talk about boy from Estonia who came up game called "Drag racing" and many other games. Their company was founded in 2010 in Tallinn, Estonia. It all begun when then 23 year old Vladimir Funtikov was unemployed and he had an idea to start creating applications for Android system. Now when his company called Creative Mobile has grown up a bit, it is making hundreds of thousands euros a month. It was all because he had strength to hold on to his dream and start his own company.

Today, Creative mobile is one of the top developers of freeware Android games, reaching tens of millions downloads since the first release over a year ago.

CM, I wish you luck and hope you make us proud.

Link to Creative Mobile.

Zuckerberg and his age.

2012-02-09T04:27:00.000-08:00

Founder of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg is very rich despite he is only 27 years old. He was worth $13.5 billion in 2011. It is crazy how he has earned less than a decade. Economist says that when earnings are adjusted for his age then he would the richest man in the world.
Even when his age is not considered he is one of the few men who are listed in TOP 100 richest men by Forbes. He is ranked 52 in that list. God speed to you, Zuckerberg.

Some secrets to be successful.

2012-02-09T03:06:00.000-08:00

Some time ago I was surfing TED.com and found a little lecture about success by Richard St. John. This guy started to search recipe for success after he had a talk with a student in a plane where he was asked a simple question:"What is needed to be successful?". Years and hundreds of interviews later he concluded the subject with 8 simple points. So, what really are secrets to success?

Passion. You have to do something with love. Working only for MONEY isn't a very good idea.
Work. It is all hard work! Nothing comes easily. You have to work your ass off if you need to.
Good. You have to get damn good at something. Like Lenin said:"To learn, to learn and to learn!"
Focus. You have to focus on what you do best if you are not a genius. You need to focus real hard.
Push. Push yourself physically and mentally. Push yourself trough all the shit that comes on your way.
Serve. Serve others than just value.
Ideas. Listen, observe, be curious, ask questions, solve problems, make connections. Good ideas will come. Trust me.
Persist. Be persistent. Persist criticism, rejection, assholes and pressure. Never give up!

These were the BIG 8 things that you have to keep in mind when you are wanting to be successful. Go for it!