Getting to Thailand

Texas, USA

2012-04-22T15:33:00.001-07:00

Now that I am officially back home in Texas, it's time to reflect upon my last 6 months of life. I'll start with a list of all the things I did in the first 24 hours home that I had not done once in Thailand.

1. Took a bath - A real bath. No more cold showers!

2. Put on a seat belt - Safety first!

3. Had a Dos XXs Beer and Cheese Enchiladas

4. Played with Tuesday (my cat) - oh how I missed that little fluffball!

6. Slept on a SOFT bed.

7. Had clean feet - seriously, it's been a while.

8. Done my own laundry NOT in a bucket but real life washer and dryer!

9. Not felt the desire to take 5 showers a day - 1 will suffice as it is not 90 degrees with 100% humidity outside!

I'm positive that there are many more to add to the list - but these are the major items.

My awesome cat I've been missing!

Life has now gained a whole new perspective from my eyes. I have a "new found respect for life", as once said by Ross Gellar (any FRIENDS fans out there? Remember that time that Ross thought he almost died and said this?! No?! Well maybe I watched too many Friends episodes while I was in Vang Vieng, Laos). The point is - life is much different now. It will take time to adjust.

It’s strange being back to normality. Or at least what is deemed normal. For 6 months my normal life consisted of consistently being in 90 degree weather sweating my ass off, drinking gallons of water a day, not following any safety regulations, and eating suspicious food from people on the street. I haven’t touched real cheese in an eternity. I haven’t had a washing machine or dryer for laundry. I’ve had no need for more than one sheet to sleep under at night, if that. I haven’t had a fancy phone or computer (for 3 months). I haven’t even had a cat to cuddle with at night. Yet now I find myself surrounded by luxuries. I have hot water, a soft bed, regular size water bottles, air conditioning in every room, a fancy TV, and pets that don’t look like they may be carrying some disease! LUXURIES!

These luxuries come at a price however. I also haven’t had to deal with things such as stress, unemployment, or responsibilities for that matter. Now I need to find a job, pay off my credit card, prepare for my best friend’s wedding, and think about what to do next. It’s almost nicer to live without all these luxuries if it means having a stress free life. Do I really need that soft bed and that air conditioner? You don’t miss what you never had, so I guess for some people this is perfectly okay. In fact, I think I was just about adjusted to it before I left.

Quite honestly, being back is like waking up from an amazing dream. It’s sad that its over, yet you've got to move on. I see this as a step forward to my next big adventure, rather than one step back to reality. Hopefully I can find something just as amazing to look forward to shortly. If anyone knows any openings - send them my way! I'm ready for the next big thing!

For now, this is goodbye Thailand. It was nice to meet you, and one day we'll meet again. Until then - take care!

Highlights of Thailand:

Squatter Toilets!

Motorbikes!

Hammocks by the beach

Elephants!

Tigers!

Erawan Falls!

Sunrise on top of Pu Chi Fah!

Riding an Ostrich!

Happy New Years!

Classroom Olympics!

Long Tail Boat at Koh Phi Phi!

The tallest peak in Thailand - Doi Inthanon!

Siem Reap's Angkor WHAT?!

Angkor Wat!

Cambodian Temple Siem Reap!

Kuang Si Waterfall, Luang Prabang, Laos!

Ayuttaya!

Stacked rocks at temples!

Santa at Wang Chan Wittaya!

And so much more that you will just have to see via my facebook. :)

THE END!

Laos

2012-04-17T02:04:00.002-07:00

My final country is Laos. I was only able to experience 2 cities in my week and a half here - but it was well worth it.

Vang Vieng

When I first started to plan for Laos, I had struck this city from my list of things to do. It's town filled with heathens, parties, drugs, and who knows what else. But then I changed my mind. Sounds like fun.

The initial drive to Vang Vieng was brutal. I was continuing my trip with my trusty travel buddy - Dave. We bounced around the mini-bus for 4 hours. It was rough.

The main attraction here is the tubing. When they say tubing, they don't mean the Texas tradition of bringing a cooler of beer down the river for the day - they mean, "Let's rent a tube and float for 30 seconds at a time in between bars that reel you in with a water bottle attached to a line!". Both of these types of floating are approved by me. However - due to the high rate of deaths on this river due to dangerous terrain, platforms, waterslides, alcohol, and drugs - we made a decision to attempt not to do anything stupid (not that all of us followed that rule). Overall the day was fun - but being awake while your body begins to sober up and the hangover initially kicks in is unpleasant.

Also - I will not be eating pizza again for some time. That's all I have to say about that.

Sadly, by day 4 I had bought a bus ticket to Luang Prabang. I only had 1 week left in Asia at this point and I needed to move on before I headed back to Bangkok and then America. So without my travel buddy - I left Vang Vieng. I hope he doesn't die back there. :)

Luang Prabang

The ride to Luang Prabang takes about 7 hours through mountainous terrain and roads that make you want to scream in terror for fear of falling off a cliff at high speeds. Luckily - I made it to the end.

Day 1 in the city I did nothing. I began to wonder why I had left Vang Vieng. In all honesty - I probably should have stayed just one more night. But - no use having regret when you have to embrace your last few days away from the real world! Also - I almost forgot - It's SONGKRAN! Water fights all over town. Soaked through 2 sets of clothes that are now continuing to dry in my room - awesome holiday.

Day 2 I took a van to the Kuang Si waterfall. First you see the rescue Malaysian sun bears. They're cute. Then you walk up a jungle path to the many layers of the waterfall. I went swimming at the top. I may have been the only one in an actual swim suit and I felt like I may have been offending some people - but I was enjoying the cool water.

By this point I had already found some new people to hang around so that night we went out and discovered the bars...they close at 11:30. So we went bowling. Apart from the incredibly rude and obnoxious French-Canadian girls who attempted to make fun of me for being from Texas (y'all sounded like fools trying to do the impressions fyi!), it was alright. I got to bowl in a foreign country!

My final day in Luang Prabang has been nice. Slept in - climb to the top of the mountain to a temple - bought some more artwork - and had a massage at the Laos Red Cross. Now I think I will eat some noodle soup, read a book, nap, and then go to bed so I can wake up at 5:00am for a ride to the airport. Can't wait!

3 more days til I'm home! Tomorrow - Bangkok!

Cambodia

2012-04-07T00:34:00.001-07:00

Siem Reap - Angkor Wat

After officially ending my short lived career as an English teacher in Thailand, I decided to first embark on a journey to Cambodia. My first stop was Siem Reap with my friend Marci. To get to Siem Reap you must get a bus from Bangkok to Aranyaprathet - get a Tuk Tuk to the border - walk across the border - get a bus to a bus station out of the city - and then get a two hour taxi to the city. Not so difficult or frustrating at all.

I spent my first night in Siem Reap partying with some fellow travelers. Day two I was walking around ancient ruins at Angkor Wat incredibly hungover. I do not advice this. It hurts. It's hot. And you don't appreciate the Wat to it's full extent. Luckily the hangover began to sweat itself out and I was able to enjoy the last 3 ruins a little better.

Also - checked out the Tomb Raider temple. I have walked in Angelina Jolie's footsteps. Sweet.

Phnom Penh - Genocide Museum and Killing Fields

Next was the capital city of Phnom Penh. I've officially become an ignorant tourist for the first time. I went with no knowledge of the city - just following the crowd. Turns out there's some pretty brutal history going on there. I was familiar with the Khmer Rouge reign - but let's face it - schools don't really touch on that subject very well back in the States. I spent a depressing yet knowledgeable day walking around the Genocide Museum that was once a prison and the Killing Fields where all the bodies were poorly disposed of.

Other than that, I just saw a lot of prostitutes and had a massage.

Sihanoukville - Beggars

Lastly in Cambodia, I traveled to a place called Sihanoukville. Don't try to pronounce it. I'm pretty certain that unless you are Cambodian or French - you will screw it up. It's a beach city. So far it's a pretty disappointing beach after being in Thailand for so long. From what I can tell there's a hundred times more beggars and children trying to get money from you. It's unpleasant trying to have a nice meal on the beach and having crippled bums walk up to you or a swarm of children harassing you to buy a bracelet. I had hoped maybe the nightlife would make up for this - drinks are amazingly lower in price when compared to Thailand. However - they are still rather weak.

The highlight of this town was the hotel - a "resort" for $12.50 a night and a swimming pool that has no street bums or children to be seen. I like it.

So that's Cambodia in a nutshell. Next I will be getting on a plane to see Laos for approximately 1 week. There I will tube the Vang Vieng River and visit Luang Prabang.. Let's hope it's a "Happy" experience.

Krabi - Koh Phi Phi - Phuket

2012-03-18T21:22:00.000-07:00

I began my 3 week vacation in the city known as Krabi. It's a wonderfully beautiful place in southern Thailand surrounded by beaches and enormous vertical cliffs that appear from nowhere. It was here that I visited my friends Stacy and Carlyn, and met Sarah from PA and Ally from Ireland.

Day one I was left to my own devices until the ladies returned home from work. With time to kill I decided to rent a motorbike (seriously, what else did you think I would do?!) and drove for hours around the area. However, these few hours took a toll on my body...for in Krabi, there's this thing called sun. It doesn't always appear in the rest of Thailand, but in Krabi it's at full force. Soon I was redder than a lobster...seriously. After living in Thailand for 4 months at this point, I had never even so much as gotten slightly pink. When I saw sunscreen at the good ol' 7-11 I thought "350 baht! I don't need that". I was wrong. For days I staggered around owing at each move of the shoulders. My face - let's just not mention it. Alas, this did not prevent me from continuing to drive around Krabi for 3 more days in the hot burning sun of doom. Overall I found Krabi to be a pretty cool place. It was strange to find such a high Muslim population after being around nothing but Buddhist temples for months - but it was interesting non-the-less. I give Krabi a 7 out of 10.

Next I was ferry bound to Koh Phi Phi. From rumours I've gathered that this place is gorgeous - a must see - paradise even. Maybe I just wasn't in the mood to party - or this place was just more crazy than I am. First things first - I climbed up to the viewpoint to watch the sunset. Here to talked to a Thai man about coconuts. And then I met Nate the Canadian living in India. This will be more relevant later in my story.

That night I met some party individuals who were convinced that they could get me to join them. I did for a bit - and then retired when I realized I was not drunk enough for that scene and I was ill-equipt for the task of making myself as inebriated as they were. One guy was obsessed with my "Texas Accent" and demanded I only speak to him in Texan talk. It was kind of strange. I almost forgot the most important part! There was a giant penis statue on the beach. Yep. A giant penis statue. Eventually I departed as it has started to rain. On my walk back I once again ran into Canadian Nate who was headed to Phuket the next day with friends. I then decided I would join their group and make my way to Phuket the next day.

Over the years I've always thought of Phuket as a tropical paradise of an island. Maybe one day if I come back and go there with money this will be true. However, when the island is run by the mafia you tend to find high prices on every corner. If you want to go somewhere by taxi - minimum 500 baht. If you want to use the chair on the beach - 100 baht. If you want to walk on the cool floating pier that moves with the waves - well, I don't know, but I'm sure it's expensive. All I know is hat I was not allowed on it. Overall Phuket wasn't half-bad, mainly due to my awesome company of 3 Canadians. But sadly, it was time for me to complete week one of travelling and go to the place I truly loved - northern Thailand. After about an hour of attempting to wait for a bus that I am not convinced really exists - I got offered a ride by some beach security guards...and by offered I mean they still charged 200 baht to get me to the bus station. I felt this was safe-ish. They dumped me off on the side of the road by a shop that apparently sold bus tickets. I was told "Bangkok bus - right now". So naturally I waited an hour for the bus. I hopped on a bus from Phuket to Bangkok - 12 ish hours. I arrived in Bangkok at 5:30am. The next bus to Chiang Mai was at 6:00am. I had time to take a pee break and brush my teeth before the next bus took off. Approximately 24 hours in a bus...it's rough. (See next blog).

And Then I Crashed....

2012-03-08T20:02:00.000-08:00

By Liane Nichols

Pai. It's a beautifully unique town located in the northern province of Mae Hong Son, Thailand. The road to Pai involves a 3-4 hour open air bus ride through the mountainous region that separates it from Chiang Mai. It is a haven for hippies and health nuts wanting to escape the real world. Dreads are the popular form of hairstyle and comfortable fisherman pants are donned by both man and woman. The coffee, tea, and smoothies are endless, and a good price. Needless to say, for those wanting to escape corporate world, or just wish it was socially acceptable not to shower daily, this is paradise.

One of my favorite features of the glorious small town is that motorbike rentals are a mere 100 baht. This means you can have your very own motorcycle or moped for just 3USD and use it as you please for 24 hours. The Thailand norm is 200 baht/ 24 hours. I was quickly falling in love with this place.

For two days I had been zooming through the hills. The steep roads, the sharp curves, and the viewpoints felt like pure bliss. I could ride around for hours on end just soaking it all in. I even remembered to bring my headphones to listen to Young the Giant, Mumford and Sons, and Ray Lamontagne. A perfect mix for the ride. It's difficult to not stop on every corner and snap a photo of the scenery you only thought existed in the famous National Geographic.

Day two of riding had a rocky start. My new Dutch friend Stephanie and I were exploring the area where you could see a Chinese village and a waterfall. However, just 20 minutes up the road my bike grew tired of me and retaliated with a flat tire. Luckily the true Thai hospitality you've only heard about helped me. We had stopped outside of a small home/side of the road store of fruits and drinks. There was a plethora of odd looking chickens scattered around the place. The man may not have spoken English or even known how to fix a tire, but by golly that was not going to stop him from helping. Eventually after about one hour and a quick trip back to town for a new tire, we were on our way to the waterfall. I even bought a delicious pineapple and watermelon from our friendly determined helper as a sign of my utmost appreciation.

Day three was when it happened. This day I was with my friend from Sweden and we had decided to drive from Pai to Mae Hong Son. The ride, as always, was absolutely gorgeous. There were a few fires that were frolicking at the side of the road, but for the most part the ride was pleasant. On the drive back to Pai, we passed a sign for three caves. With time to spare, we decided to take a peak down the back road. The road was steeper than ever and covered with giant potholes. It was much like an extreme biking obstacle course. But as much as I love riding the bike around, I still enjoyed the bumpy ride. At one point I was waiting at the top of a particularly steep hill waiting on my friend to catch up. Once I saw him appear around the corner I took off again....and then I very suddenly stopped.

I found the cave! It was the giant pot hole I was unable to avoid in the road!

This is what happened as I recall: I hit the pot hole, my tire stuck, my bike fell sideways, and we began to scrape down the steep hill that no longer looked fun. There was actually a slight fear in me as I felt my head bounce off the asphalt. I could see my motor-cy continue sliding about 10 feet after I had caught myself and tried to sit up. I did a quick self injury check and then said "Is the bike okay?!". My friend stared at me in amazement while saying the usual "Better question, are you okay?!" I was more concerned with the bill I would have to pay if I didn't bring the bike back in one piece.

I self assessed my wounds (they weren't pretty) and decided I didn't have a terrible concussion. In fact I was more concerned with the swarm of bees I had managed to land in. Crashing was bad enough, but I was not getting stung by a foreign bee! Sure my right leg was covered in asphalt, sand, and blood, and my toe may have needed stitches, but I figured I could survive that will a little cleaning; but a bee sting was out of the question. I kept hobbling up the hill in a weak attempt to escape them.

After about 20 minutes to determine if I was concussion free I decided that I would need to drive back to Pai. Many people had stopped but driven on once they realized I was alive. I had to look mad as I was laughing at the whole thing and standing on the side of the road in a torn up shirt and covered in blood and dirt. Once my bike was retrieved from the bottom of the hill I slowly began the hour drive back home.

Luckily as a girl who grew up in the country of Texas, I was quite accustomed to nursing nasty injuries. A little peroxide and Neosporin could fix just about anything. So when I reached Pai I stopped at the first pharmacy I found and limped my bloody self up to the counter to ask for the necessary ingredients. Again, I was impressed with the cheapness of my goody bag of medication, cleaners, and bandages. I had a nice looking first aid kit for roughly 3USD. Impressive.

So now that I'm bandaged up and ready for recovery, I've decided to remain in Pai. It's a lovely city and small enough the hobble around. I can't think of a better place for healing. It's peaceful, has a river, and friendly talented people. I've been here a week already and have no desire to move for at least a few more days. This motorcycle crash was just the excuse I needed to sit back and relax in my favorite Thailand city.

Pai, Pai, I love Pai.

Motor-taxi of Doom: Bangkok

2012-02-22T19:53:00.000-08:00

By Liane Nichols

Today I began my adventure of backpacking it around Thailand. My first stop was Bangkok to visit a friend for the night, and from there I would head out early morning to catch a bus to Krabi. Little did I know, I was in for one hell of a ride.

It was Thursday morning. I took the BTS toward Victory Monument. My research online as to how to get to Southern Terminal had pointed me in this direction. It was wrong. After leaving the BTS, I quickly flagged down a motor taxi (a motorcycle that drives you around Bangkok) and said "Chimplee - Southern Terminal" like my online directions had told me to do. The driver said "Okay - 80 baht". I had been told it would be this much - things were going to plan quite well. I hopped on.

That's when the driver turned around and started dodging oncoming traffic. I was frightened, but after living in Thailand for 5 months, I knew this was not uncommon. I held on tightly. Eventually we made it to the correct side of the road and I began to relax. However, that's when the driver kept asking others where this "Southern Terminal" was. He had no clue. None. Nada. I started to worry. After weaving in and out of traffic, taking off, slamming on breaks, and a few near misses, we eventually found a man who seemed to know where to go...and he said it was far. Very far.

Now the driver turned to me and said "Oh, very far. 400 Baht." No way, Jose! I eventually talked him down to 250baht. I didn't know exactly how far "far" meant and didn't want to get ripped off on my very first day of adventuring! That's when something odd happened. The driver handed me a helmet and took off his taxi driver vest. Where were we going?! As if dodging traffic and speeding down side roads wasn't dangerous enough - now it seemed he believed that where ever we were going was far worse and I needed protection. Yet I held on. Why, I'm not entirely sure. I had come this far with the driver; I figured I could survive a bit longer.

The end result was an hour drive back and forth around Bangkok and eventually seeing the glorious sign that read "SOUTHERN TERMINAL". I think I almost cried in relief. When carrying a 50 lbs backpack and holding on like any second might be your last, your body has a tendency to seize up. I was quite surprised when I was actually able to stand up and walk when I departed from the bike's back seat. Every inch of me wanted to fall off. I'm pretty sure that my thigh muscles have been strained due to excessive gripping of the sides of the motorcycle.

Alas, I am safe. I have a bus ticket that will take me to Krabi, Thailand. I will soon be in paradise, so why worry?

And that's my story.

Ayuttaya: The Ancient Capital

2012-02-17T20:41:00.000-08:00

Ayuttaya - some people say that historical landmarks and museums "aren't their thing", but after spending the day in the beautiful city of ruins, I believe these people must be crazy.

Upon arriving in Ayuttaya, my friend Marci and I were promptly blocked by a row of Tuk-Tuk drivers attempting to strike a deal for a city tour. For a small fee of 200 TBH per hour, our guide took us to the most famous of ruins. We saw the reclining Buddha, beautiful pagodas, walked through the ruins of what was once a majestic building of much royal power. We gazed upon the ever famous Buddha head that has been grown into a tree - but were careful not to tower over it, for this is concidered highly disrespectful. I even enjoyed a fresh coconut as we buzzed happily through the city on the back of the Tuk-Tuk.

However, one down side is that many of the sites require a fee to be paid before entering. As a normal tourist, this may not pose a problem. The average fee is 30-50 baht. But alas, I am not a tourist, but an English teacher who still has to watch her baht. It would seem that the stereotype is "you have white skin, you have money", and the locals take no pity on me. I still have to pay the foreigner price instead of the local Thai price, work permit present or not.

Overall, I would recommend a day trip to this wonderful city. If in fact you are intrigued by ancient cities and their ruins, you are sure to enjoy what Ayuttaya has to offer. Personally I felt this incredible tranquiliy in the air walking through the city. Maybe it was the elephants giving people a lift through the streets, or maybe it was just a beautiful day, but I felt incredible being able to walk through a city of such significance. I even let myself get suckered into buying a "happy elephant" carving from a street salesmen. I was happy with my purchase.

Education Corner II: The Wildlife

2012-02-08T02:28:00.000-08:00

Alas it is the time for a new tale. No, not one of adventure and travels - but one of terror and fright. It's as though this 14-eyed little creeper knew I was aching for a story to tell - and now I do.

It was early in the morning, freshly risen out of bed, when I began the usual routine. I washed my face, brushed my teeth, and poured a cup of Joe. I walked the 12 stairs back to my room, placed the coffee on the table, and opened the closet doors to find something teach appropriate to wear. As I reached my hand through the open doors - that's when I saw it. All 14 eyes eying me down to anticipate my next move. It was smart in doing so - for my next move was to grab something with the power to SMASH!!! An extra large water bottle seemed to be a good option. But it was quick for a spider the size of my palm! That's right, I said "little" earlier but that was PURE sarcasm. I took a picture for proof! However now that Plan A of smashing the beast failed, I needed a Plan B. But not before I checked every inch of myself and even stirred my coffee to see if it had landed somewhere unfortunate. He was no where in sight but I could feel him everywhere!

A new brilliant idea struck me. "He's surely still in the pants!" He's quick but he's not that quick! So I ran out to grab a bucket, filled it with detergent and water. I hooked the pants hanger with my extra ling water bottle of doom and subordinate them in the soapy water! And then I had to leave for class.

Later on I came home still not 100% certain I had killed the spider. I was overcome with the heebbie jeebies. Therefore I had a second task: to was all of my clothes, clean my room, and spray an entire can of insect repellent around every crevice to ensure no future surprise attacks. After all my clothes were successfully taken care of, I did find that spider. It had drowned in bucket of death number 1. I had conquered the beast!

And now for a few facts about Thailand wildlife:

1. In the practice of Buddhism you are bot supposes to kill a living thing. This includes, ants, spiders, and snakes. I am a bad Buddhist.

2. You will live with Geckos that make loud bird like noises when you try to sleep. Get used to it - they eat mosquitos so they are friends.

3. There are wild dogs everywhere. They are not 'pets' but they still enjoy some scraps once in a while.

4. There are thousands of ants of varying sizes. Just don't leave food out and it should be okay.

5. I'm going to take a guess here, but I'm almost certain you share your bed with at least 10 bugs a night. Try not to think about it.

6. The monkeys are tourist attractions that steal your stuff even if you ARE paying attention. I'm not fond of them.

7. Tigers are also tourist attractions. They may be drugged, I'll let PETA decide - but I still like having my picture with them.

8. Elephants are yet another attraction, but they are enormously amazing.

9. There are snakes. Big ones. Dangerous ones. Some even around school. Just give them some space.

10. Lastly, there are spiders. Big ones, small ones, some the size of my head. (Maybe, I've got a rather large skull). But the point is, if they stay away from me I'm happy. If they surprise me by moving into my closet - they're going to die.

Well I hope you've enjoyed this education corner on Thailand wildlife. Until next time - be careful out there!

My Chiang Mai

2012-01-16T04:39:00.000-08:00

When I heard that my friend Hayley was going back to Chiang Mai just two short weeks after our adventure there for New Years, my first reaction was to say "I can't make it". However, it wasn't long before my brain kept thinking about everything I missed so shortly after departing the magical city. I found myself thinking "maybe" and then "I wonder if they'd let me off work early..." and finally "I don't care - I'm GOING!!!!". This city has some odd mystical pull on my soul that I can't turn down. So here's part two of my Chiang Mai experience.

Thom and I at Wat Phra Singh

I set off from Wang Chan Thursday afternoon. I hopped on the bus to Bangkok and was ready to be in Chiang Mai. If I was able to choose one super power, it would undoubtedly be the ability to Teleport, no question. Filled with excitement, I rushed through the Mochit bus station to purchase my ticket to my favorite city. I stepped up to the window and said "One for Chiang Mai please!" The attendant replied "Sold out for the next two days". My heart sank. What was I to do?! The attendant pointed out the doors. Although I didn't know if she was trying to help or just get me away from her booth, I walked out the doors in hopes of a positive answer. I saw a second booth labeled "Chiang Mai". Booth 2 - Sold out. Booth 3 - Sold out. Exasperated and about to go into panic sad mode I stumbled up to booth 4 labeled Chiang Mai with no spirits left in me. "Chiang Mai?" I asked tentatively. "8:30 bus - 518 baht" the attendant said. My reaction may have been a little over the top but the attendant then received a very loud "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!" Feeling my luck perk up a bit - I waited happily for my bus to come and take me away.

I arrived in Chiang Mai at 6:00am. It was dark, the monks were walking about the streets collecting food for the day. Determined to get a little more sleep before I started my day, I walked to the Lita Guesthouse once more. I marched up the steps and found all beds were completely filled. I creaked about the house quietly not knowing just what to do - and then decided upon the hammock outside. Never a terrible option. It wasn't long before Mama Thom - the wonderful host of Lita Guesthouse - found me and told me to go take her room and sleep. Her cozy bed was incredibly welcoming after a long bus ride.

When I awoke a second time for the day - Thom and I went to breakfast and enjoyed a cup of coffee. Then she took me for an incredible bicycle ride around Chiang Mai old city and looked at five temples. I had not yet been in the temple for purposes other than picture taking. This time, however, Thom and I knelt in front of the Buddha, said the prayer, and received the blessed bracelet from a monk. Most people probably say words of prayer and think of many things while in the temples - but for some reason each time I enter a temple, its as if my mind clears. It's calming and refreshing not to constantly be thinking of everything going on in life. I'm not sure what it is about temples in Thailand that gives me this relief, but I enjoy it incredibly.

Phra Dhatu Chedi Luang

Prayer at Wat Phra Singh

For the rest of the evening, Thom, Wim from Belgium and I went into the city and saw the movie Contraband with Mark Walberg at the big cinema. It was my first movie since I came to Thailand 3 months ago. This I also enjoyed. Later, I of course went to the Reggae bar with Thom and danced the night away to reggae music and Sangsom rum. I was able to see OEG teacher friends that live far too far from my down in Rayong, as well as my good friends Hayley and Marci. I also met more fascinating people this trip: Matt from England - the nice Hi-5er, Matt from Germany, Wim from Belgium, Gitte from Germany, and my bus seat buddy back to Bangkok was an interesting fellow from the Philippines. One great thing about Chiang Mai is that you can be alone and be perfectly happy walking around - but you'll also never get lonely.

Lita Guesthouse

My last day in Chiang Mai is always a sad one. I finally indulged in some Mexican food and ate a scrumptious chicken burrito and guacamole! I swung most of the day away in the Lita house hammock. When it was time to leave, Thom saw me off in a Tuk Tuk and she gave him specific instructions on getting me to the bus station on time. Since the princess had visited Chiang Mai that day - traffic was a bit crazy. As the Tuk Tuk buzzed off I gave one last "Choop Choop" to Thom. It was then that I noticed that I was in a decked out, lit up Tuk Tuk with a sound system. The driver was listening to The Eagles "Your lying eyes". It reminded me of home. Whenever I'm feeling homesick, I know I can just go to Chiang Mai - it's the closest thing I've found to my real home, and it's always welcoming.

The Education Corner

2012-01-10T03:02:00.000-08:00

Today I have decided to write down a few fun facts I've learned while living in Thailand. I'm sure you're all sick of hearing where I've been and where I'm going next - so now it's time for a little education.

First off - Thai Schools. The reason I choose to cover schools first is because 1) that's where I work and 2) I've seen some interesting stuff in the past two days.

Thai schools are nothing like schools in America. And don't fool yourself - the students aren't necessarily better and respect their teachers. They're still like adolescents who find the need to be seen and heard...especially heard. Every time I start to go around the room checking process, there's a constant "Teacher Teacher" at my back. Unfortunately, they do not understand the words "Just wait a minute!". '

What is really different, is the way misbehavior is dealt with at a Thai school. In America, if a child were to back talk a teacher, he/she would be forced to go to the principal's office and receive a warning that will undoubtedly do no good. At my Thai school, there is a stick. Yesterday I witnessed a group of students sitting quietly outside with two teachers standing in front. Since the school normally has some sort of event going on, my first thought was "I wonder what this group is performing?!". Then slowly, one by one, a student would walk to the front of the group, turn around, and get a swift switch to the behind. I then slowly walked away. It wasn't until today that I saw this punishment first hand in my own classroom. No, I wasn't the one hitting children (although I can't say I haven't thought about it), but this class was loud, disrespectful, and most certainly not learning a thing. That's when the Thai teacher in the back found a broken off stick, told each student to hold out their hand, and she swatted it with quite a force. I was taken aback for a moment until the Thai teacher saw that I had paused and said "Keep teaching". So I kept teaching. I don't think the students in that class will love me very much by the end of the term.

For the remainder of this education corner, I will leave you with a few quick facts (or random information I've learned/witnessed/think is true but could be false so think of this page as wikipedia and don't cite it for your research papers).

1. Cigarette packages are disgusting. They show you true images of people who have suffered from smoking in order to deter you. I don't smoke - but I most certainly don't want to start after seeing that image!

2. Most Thai marriages aren't real. They don't often sign the papers that legally bind them, but rather just throw a wedding. Also, many men have mistresses. Many.

3. Thai people order a bunch of food and then pass it around the table. You get to try everything. Being a food connoisseur, this is one of my favorite customs.

4. It may be smaller than Texas, but it still takes forever to travel anywhere. There's lots of transportation, but everyone is so slow!

It's bigger, trust me.

5. Yes, you drive on the left hand side of the road.

6. You take your shoes off to enter most businesses and houses. Feet are found to be very disgusting and it is incredibly rude to point them at someone.

Well folks, I've hope you've learned a thing or two today. That's all for now. I'll save any newly learned tidbits for a future date. Wishing you all well in the New Year!

Chiang Rai and Mai

2012-01-05T07:41:00.000-08:00

English, French, German, Swiss, Australian, Thai, American, Mountains, Waterfalls, Hostels, Shopping, Partying, Trains, Ostriches, etc. This trip had it all. This was the trip of all trips. This was the trip that will lead to major future life decisions. This was the trip that will ultimately transform my life in ways I never thought possible. In other words, this was the trip of a lifetime.

View from my train window

Things really all started to come together when I was quietly sitting at the train station in Chachoengsoa. Suddenly a man about the age of 60 and his friend start “pssst”ing at me. This begins a usual Farang-Thai conversation of why I’m here, where I’m living, and where I’m going. The best part? These men bring Beer Chang along with them for the ride and are more than willing to share. Leg one of trip was already going my way.

Next was the long ride up to Chiang Mai. In the lovely Lonely Planet Books, it is stated that when traveling in Thailand, one must experience the overnight sleeper train at least once. They were correct. From 10:00PM Tuesday night to 1:00PM Wednesday afternoon, I slept and occasionally looked out my window to admire the countryside. The next thing I knew (15 hours later), I was in Chiang Mai – where I immediately boarded a bus to Chiang Rai.

In Chiang Rai we stayed at the City Home Guesthouse. It was a pleasant hostel type room and they had a bunny as a pet – you can’t go wrong with that. Next door was Tom’s Tours. It was there that we booked the following tour: Wake up at 3am to see Puh Chi Fa, visit a hot springs waterfall, and ride an OSTRICH! I was excited, to say the least. Puh Chi Fa was incredible. I went to freezing my ears off to being in awe of the sun coming up over the clouds and falling over the mountains. It was truly a beautiful sight that everyone should experience at least once. The ostrich ride – that was a little more intimidating and horrifying than magical. I didn’t exactly do well, but I’m proud of myself for at least getting on the giant pre-historic birds back.

Large Buddah inside Chiang Rai Temple

Wat Roon Khun

Puh Chi Fa Sunrise

I'm on an Ostrich!

Now for my favorite part – Chiang Mai.

Upon arrival, Chiang Mai was much like other cities in Thailand. It’s full of culture – but not just Thai culture. It has food from every nation, dozens of different languages can be heard walking down the street, and the architecture is a mix of Thai-European style. As we struggled to find ourselves to the Lita Guesthouse, I had no idea that life was about to change. I entered the gate to the hostel and saw a gathering of folks around a large table enjoying some dinner and whiskey. I said “Excuse me, I booked a room for tonight, my name is –“ and that’s when Thom stopped me. She said “You drink whiskey? Drink shot first, then talk business”. So I took the shot, and then we took a look around.

Mama Thom! She's Amazing!

During our stay at the Lita Guesthouse, Mama Thom never left things boring. She’d talk about her boyfriend, she’d talk about some unmentionable things, and she’d talk about her incredibly hard life – all with a smile.

I’ll be honest; I didn’t do much in Chiang Mai. I rented a motorbike and drove up Doi Suthep, went shopping at multiple markets filled with clothes, food, and tourist gifts, got a pedicure and massage, and celebrated New Years. But what I really took away from my three days in paradise was how at home and comfortable I felt doing absolutely nothing but walk around, meet new people, and relax at the crazy Lita Guesthouse with Thom and backpackers passing through. I felt like I was where I needed to be and didn’t need to look much further. I even spoke to some who had come to Lita Guesthouse for only a night or two…and had stayed a week or two or three.

View of Chiang Mai from Doi Suthep

New Years in Chiang Mai

I can’t summarize in words exactly how I felt about Chiang Mai. All I know is that when I got to the train station to leave back to Wang Chan, I cried a little (on the inside of course). I had found where I wanted to be, and I had to leave. But if things go my way – I’ll be there many more times in the near future. Cheers!

Merry Christmas from Thailand!

2011-12-24T19:26:00.000-08:00

It's Christmas morning here in Thailand. From my friends apartment I can here the cars rush by, the pigeons cooing, and some dogs fight down the street. The weather outside is a cool 87 with a slight breeze and sunny. I'm sure that later when I make a trip to the Big C (the big grocery store) I will not have to wait in any ridiculous lines of frantic people buying last minute cans of cranberry sauce, nor will I have to worry that any stores are closed down for the day. There's a few areas that hold beautiful decorations and attempt to celebrate the Christian holiday, but here in Thailand, it's pretty much just another day.

On Christmas Eve I made my way from the tiny town of Wang Chan to the big city of Chachoengsao. My trip was more like an adventure. First I board the bus to Chon Buri. I think "I can relax, the bus won't stop until it gets to the bus station! I'll know when it's my stop!" Oh - I know better than to think transportation in Thailand is easy. First we stop at a gas station. I don't need food, a drink, or to go to the bathroom - so I decide to stay put and read my book. But then the bus man comes over and says "You - 20 minutes" and motions for me to leave the bus. So I leave the bus. Next, we're back on our way to Chon Buri. I see a few signs saying its near. We pull over on one of the main busy streets. The bus man yells something in Thai that sounds like Chon Buri but only 1 person exited the bus - so I thought "this can't be the main stop". I stay on the bus. A minute later bus man comes up to me "You - Chon Buri" - "Me, Yes" - "You, get off" - "WHAT?" - Apparently that side of the street was the bus station and I was no longer welcome on this bus. So I was shoved off a bit late on a strange street. So I began to walk back. After a few minutes I ran into a man next to a bus. He said "I help you." It was a statement, not a question. I looked lost. I say "Bai Chachoengsao". He points at bus - "You get on" - "Nee tao rai?" (how much) - He looks at another girl, looks back at me "You get on bus". Don't have to tell me three times! So I got on the ghetto bus, no other farangs here. There was however a comedian tv program playing. With my limited Thai knowledge, I was able to decipher that the comedian liked to make fun of farangs - and the people on the bus found him hilarious. This bus ride started out pleasant enough, until the elderly man started to sleep, his head started to bob dangerously close to my shoulder, and his knees kept bumping into me. The bus would turn and he'd jerk awake, smile, and then return to sleeping, bobbing, and bumping into me. It was a tense ride.

But then I arrived in wonderful Chachoengsao where I met up with my friend Hayley. She took my to her friends Christmas party where we ate pasta and mashed potatoes, drank Christmas punch, and listening to Christmas music whilst wearing Santa hats. It wasn't too shabby of a day. :)

But today is Christmas. Today I will help tutor a Thai student, make an adventure run to the Big C, eat some peanut butter (it's been 2 months since I've had it!), and enjoy the wonderful company of friends this year. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

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Video of my mad Santa moves at school for the Christmas program!

Birthday in Kanchanaburi - Tigers, Waterfalls, and Caves!

2011-12-13T02:15:00.000-08:00

Today I am 23 years old. Before I turned 23 this is what I accomplished with my life:

1. Moved to a different country.
2. Pet a Tiger.
3. Rode an Elephant.
4. Became a bartender at a bar in Thailand.
5. Learned how to drive a moped - and drove it around an island.
6. Became a teacher in a foreign country.
7. Graduated college Cum Laude.
8. Became the President of Sigma Iota Rho and International Studies Club.
9. Graduated High School.
10. Went to Europe with the Spirit of America National Honor Band.
11. Worked as a waitress, Personal Assistant, tanning front desk person, Textbook salesperson, Supplemental Instructor, Customer Sales Support Representative, Dog sitter, House sitter, Intern at the Department of State, Bartender/Winery worker, and ESL teacher in Thailand.
12. Started a Young Democrats Society at Granbury High School.
13. Volunteered at Freeman-Fritts Animal shelter petting kitties.

Those seem to sum up the major points.

This past weekend in Kanchanaburi I celebrated turning 23 by exploring Thailand like never before. The adventure started with a visit to the controversial Tiger Temple. Some say that the tigers are drugged in order to keep them so tame - yet one employee gave us the whole schpeal on why this was incorrect. What matters most? I PET A TIGER! And I have proof!

After the Tiger Temple we visited a market and the Death Railway. By the railway there's a small cave with a Buddha statue. Next was the Bridge over the River Kwai (Pronounced River Kway unless you feel like saying something offensive). At sunset, the view of the river leaves quite the impression.

Saturday night Hayley, Angela, and Callie graciously helped my celebrate my birthday and even bought me a birthday cake! About 5 seconds after cutting the cake, we devoured the entire thing. We didn't feel guilty. Then we proceeded to do what everyone should do on a birthday - we went out on the town....to the only cool bar known as 'Sugar Member'. It was the only bar playing legitimate dance music and its sign beheld a giant pot leaf. A classy bar in Thailand if I ever saw one!

Sunday was a day of exploration, adventure, and exhaustion. Waking at 8am, we were determined to reach Erawan Falls before the rush came in. This amazing 7 tiered waterfall was quite the jungle trek. Each level gave way to something truly spectacular and beautiful. The incredibly long journey was well worth it when we finally arrive at tier 7 to see the first waterfall crashing down on the rocks below.

Even though we were well exhausted from the waterfall trek, we continued on to Pratat cave, where we were able to get a personal last minute tour of the cave. When told that the climb was 600 meters - I thought nothing of it. 600 meters is nothing! - Until its all one staircase to the top of the mountain. I used up every last inch of strength in me to reach the top in one piece. Also, I instantly regretted having a "Cheeseburger" for lunch. However, once inside, I forgot all about the climb. After going through a miniscule entry hole that I didn't even realize was there at first, the cave opened up into several large rooms filled with stalactites and stalagmites. It was truly awe inspiring. There was even a swarm of bats resting at the top of the cave. Near the end we found something that was less cool and more freaky - a bug. Cave bugs are scary - and that's all I have to say about it. Once back in our hotel (Sam's River Rafthouse on the River Kwai), I could have collapsed and slept for hours - but where's the fun in that. We went out for our last night in Kanchanaburi.

Sunday we packed our bags and were ready to go home. However, there was one museum that we had missed: The History of the Death Railway. I learned so much more about WWII and the atrocities that happened in the Thai borders. English, Australian, Burmese, and even some Americans suffered to build the Death Railway that would aid Japan in getting supplies across their conquered Asian lands. The stories and pictures were enough to make your skin crawl. It makes me believe that our public school systems are letting our students down. I've studies WWII many times - and yet I had never heard of the Death Railway or most of the happenings in Asia. Had I not been an International Relations major in college, I would have never known that WWII was more than just a European event. We need to educate our students with the stories from all around the world. Outside the museum was a graveyard for all the POWs that slaved over the Death Railway.

And now, today it is my birthday and I'm back to teaching. One year older, one year wiser.

Koh Chang in December!

2011-12-06T07:44:00.000-08:00

Koh Chang - the island of elephants. It's a beautiful, mostly quite place with steep crooked roads, beach bungalows, and of course elephants. This past weekend I managed to write a number of things from my so called "Bucket List".

1. I rode an elephant.
2. I worked in a bar in Thailand.
3. I slept in a hammock.
4. I rode a motorbike around the island.

Let's start with number 1. As the group gathered at the elephant riding tour business, I took a glance at the monstrous beasts that would soon be towing us around the jungle. To board your transportation, you must climb up a large tower thing and then crawl over the elephant into the passenger seat that sits atop its back. My riding partner Hayley and I were the first aboard. Then the giant began to move. This is the single most awkward creature I have sat upon. I've ridden a horse, I've perched upon a longhorn, but the elephant takes the cake. The group all sat upon their elephant thrones and we marched into the jungle. Our elephant, the wondrous Som-O, age 14, often took it upon herself to take an alternate route. This is slightly terrifying yet highly enjoyable. Next we made our way down to a river area where we took a swim with elephants. Wait - that sounds way less exciting than it is - let me rephrase. WE SWAM WITH GIANT AMAZING FANTASTICALLY AWESOME ELEPHANTS!!!!! Even that's not efficient, but it will have to do. The pictures will say more than the words for this part of my story.

Som-O the delightful 14 year old elephant.

Going Under!!!

After an amazing swim with all the elephants.

Part 2. Sunday night we went down to the Lonely Beach area. We were dropped next to a nice looking bar that played some delightful tunes and had hammocks scattered about. You can't go wrong with a bar that has hammocks readily available. There was a Swedish owner who was either too crazy or too drunk to keep up with his own bar and the mass amounts of Farangs that just entered were a little much for the non-English speaking staff. Therefore I took it upon myself to go behind the bar and take a job as a bartender for the night. Apparently the best way to find a job is just to take it. I would highly consider going back and bartending when my teaching gig is up. After about 3 hours of this and having a sufficient amount of free drinks, I then decided to quit my new found job and make my way to the beach.

Part 3. Arriving back at the bungalow Sunday night after an amazing day of elephant riding and night of bartending, I decided I has had enough to drink that I would sleep outside in a hammock with no hesitation. After applying a large dose of 100% deet to myself and finding a nice wooden hammock to lie in, I quickly fell asleep. I woke up with the sunrise on an island. However, the wooden hammock was rather uncomfortable so I went for a small walk to find a bathroom (and no I don't mean a tree). On my way to the toilet I discovered another hammock - but this one had a SWEET pillow in it...so I rested there until a decent hour to waken. And that's how I spent the night in a hammock.

The view by our bungalows.

Part 4. After waking up feeling awesome about being in a hammock, I decided I wanted to be even more awesome. So I hopped on my rented motorbike and took a drive around the island. At 8am you can smell the fresh air that is often non-existent in Thailand. The peace of driving along alone and having the wind in my face was one of the most amazing feelings I've had since arriving in Thailand. Also, I now MUST get a moped when I move back home. I can't live without one.

And that was my amazing weekend. I accomplished more in 48 hours than many people do in a year. May every weekend be as wonderful as this weekend. I'll be 23 in merely 1 week. Let's see what else I can mark off the list before then!

Living My Life

2011-11-27T19:47:00.000-08:00

Most people are constantly thinking “Man, I wish I had their life”. I’ve been guilty of it in the past. Every time I heard someone say they were going abroad and seeing the world I would say “One day I’ll get there”. This year is that “One day”. Back in the early spring time I was completely discontent with life. Constantly daydreaming and working a meaningless job that just barely paid any bills; I finally decided that now was the time to make my move. The timing wasn’t perfect. I didn’t even have the money, yet I was determined that I had to do this now or never. One day I just looked online, found a program to teach abroad, and sent in my application before I could reason myself out of it. I’ve tried to do the sensible, responsible thing for so many years, but I felt like this was my year to do something crazy, spontaneous, and for me.

This is the beginning of my second month in Thailand. I’m sitting in my office, looking out the window of my non-air conditioned office and making a lesson plan for next week. I teach 11,12, 13, and 14 year olds English. Sometimes I get frustrated because things are simply lost in translation here – but I’ve yet to be angry or cynical a single day here. I’m so incredibly happy that I’m able to let go of things that would normally drive me up the wall back in the states. My perspective of life itself is dramatically changed.

It’s not Thailand. It’s not my job. It’s not the people I’m around here. It’s the fact that I finally did it. Just sitting here in this office I’m not thinking about where I’d rather be – because right now, this is exactly where I want to be. I’m not envious, and I’m not jealous. Right now I want my job, my office, my life. For years all I could talk about was the jobs I wanted, the places I wanted to go, and the things I wanted to see and do. For once, I finally feel like I’ve taken a gigantic step forward in the right direction.

Each time I get online and see what everyone else’s weekend was like. They’re all baking for the holidays, visiting friends in other cities, having movie nights at home with their significant other – and they’re happy. Before I would have been jealous of this happiness, but now I’ve found what makes me happy. I love my family and my friends, and I do miss them, but this is what I’ve needed to do for so long. Yesterday I sat at the back of a train going to Bangkok with no rails or doors holding me inside. The entire time I was in such awe of everything I saw. All I could think was “how could anyone not want to be exactly where I am right now – how could you not want to be me?”. I live in a shack; I make about 600 US dollars a month; I travel by cramped trucks, buses, and trains without a safety feature in sight. America always claims to be the land of the free – but I’ve never felt freer than right now.

I know that many people would not like Thailand. They would look at the dirty streets and be disgusted. They would be aggravated that the people are not able to speak English. They would be sick at the sight and smell of many of the foods and markets. Each person has their own kind of happy place. I’m just happy that I finally found mine.

So here I am, living in Thailand, living my life the way I always wanted.

The 'Scenic' Route

2011-11-27T09:18:00.000-08:00

Scenic: Of relating to natural scenery; representing an action, event, or episode.

Scenic is exactly what this weekend was.

Our first leg of the journey began in Wang Chan and to Bangkok. Arriving approximately one hour late (on time in Thailand), we boarded the bus where the movie collection of Fast and Furious 5 and X-Men 4 were offered for our viewing pleasure - in Thai of course. Next we took the Skytrain and a taxi to Samut Prakan where we met up with other OEG teachers. Then we proceeded to a lovely bar called 4X4 off road. The details are fuzzy - let's proceed to the good part of the weekend.

For our second day of traveling, we found ourselves at the Bangkok train station attempting to get to Lopburi for the yearly Monkey Banquet. However, the trains seemed to be working against us and we instead took an incredibly long trip up to Lopburi by van. Good company - terrible traffic. Eventually we made our way up the Lopburi Inn Hotel. Monkey statues everywhere!

Our first night in Lopburi was like a reunion. It's been one month since we've left the OEG orientation safety net of friends - and this weekend we were able to recreate the scene. Outside of the Noom hostel bar the street was covered in Farang teachers eagerly chatting off each others ears and buying another round. After one month of teaching, you definitely have some stories saved up for telling!

Now here's the best part of the weekend: Sunday. I know I normally hate Sunday with all the bus stations and hours spent leaving behind good friends - but this weekend was quite the surprise. First, we were bombarded with monkeys. The old city of ruins called Lopburi is known for its insane monkey population. Each year they hold a banquet and provide tables of food (everything from fruit to candy) for the monkeys to indulge in. As if looking at ancient ruins isn't cool enough (because I do love a good history lesson) we were able to get up close and personal with the creatures that inhabit them. It's hard to even describe exactly how exciting this experience is. If you get fairly brave (or you're just mental) you can get closer and have a few jump up on your shoulders for a light snack. Here's a few pictures of our experience that might better summarize the intensity of this monkey buffet.

Last came the part that normally I hate - the departure. We bought our train tickets back to Bangkok and boarded around 3:30 - again, about an hour late, yet somehow on time. As the train took off, I couldn't help but admire the countryside of Thailand. As someone who is not used to the city life, I have to appreciate the moments I get where there's nothing in sight but fields and mountains in the backdrop. As we proceeded back south, however, the water levels began rising in the fields. For the past month I've seen news reports continuously discussing the flooding around the Bangkok area but until this weekend it never truly set in. Without seeing the destruction up close and personal, I never really saw it as a problem. Sometimes when you're not directly affected, you tend to overlook just how awful a situation really is. This changed for me today. I saw family boarding a boat to paddle down to the market and children playing on small floaties in the deadly waters. Shacks were halfway submerged and yet the people continued their lives. As the train passed by they still smiled and waved at the silly Farangs hanging off the back of a train. Once again, a picture says a thousand words. Unfortunately, I was unable to capture any real moments in the flood. The mental pictures I took will definitely last me a life time. Looking at the devastation not even a foot away can make you thinking about just how good you have it in life sometimes. I often find it funny when people complain that the shower doesn't have hot water, and there are people living so close to them that no longer even have a home. I thought by now the flood situation would be under control and mostly distinguished, but I guess when it comes to nature, you really have little to no control.

Sitting on the back of the train steps looking out at Thailand reminded me of why I came here. I'm not here to party, I'm not here to waste time until the economy gets better back in the states and find a real job - I'm here because I want to be here. I'm here because I want to find out exactly what kind of a person I am, and what kind of a person I have the potential to be. There are thousands of opportunities here in Thailand to do something worthwhile. I'll take the cold showers. I'll take living in a shack. I'm happy now even though I have much less. Thailand - you've taught me so much already, and I can't wait to spend the next 5 (maybe longer!) months with you.

A Thailand Thanksgiving

2011-11-24T17:01:00.000-08:00

Sports Day, Massage, Karaoke in the football field.

This year's Thanksgiving was something to be thankful for indeed. At a cool 30 degrees Celsius the school had "Sports Day". It is much like the Field Day that schools back in the states put on. There's Sepak Takraw, Volleyball, Track, Football (Soccer), and Dance offs. It's a perfect excuse not to have school for two days at the end of the week!

Each team - Red, Yellow, Pink, and Blue - created there own design for stands.

The yellow team begins their race!

And of course, team RED is the best!

After Sports Day 1, I was able to go to my first ever Thai massage at the local hospital. Thanks to our wonderful after school tutoring group, I just now discovered that they do give massages in Wang Chan. Let's just say - This made my month. I've been searching frantically in each city for a massage and each time some terrible excuse came up not to get one! But not today!

The Thai massage is both painful and relaxing. The masseuse prodded and pushed down on every pressure point - and every time I winced in pain I swear she pushed harder and longer! Sometimes I thought I would have to move or cry out in pain, but when she let go I would feel a thousand times better. My advice is to NOT go when you're still incredibly sore from a kickboxing work out. It felt like the woman grabbed a handful of thigh muscle and would tear it straight out at any second. After the massage, my mood improved, I felt energetic, and I wanted more. I'm thinking for 150 baht an hour, this will be a weekly occurrence one I start getting paid (which is next week!!!).

The last part of the evening involved a giant buffet for all the teachers out on the football field. Here we enjoyed whiskey and soda water....and karaoke. Thankfully I didn't feel the courage to sing until after the principal and coordinator had left the area. Sometimes learning the lyrics while on stage isn't a good thing. However, with the sound system they had set up, I'm pretty sure you still hear me across town singing about bitches, ho's, and getting wasted. Thank you popular music selections of 2012.

The karaoke after party group!

My Mai Pen Rai Kryptonite: Bus Stations

2011-11-21T06:42:00.000-08:00

After many blogs discussing how amazing Thailand is, I have finally found its one fault. Bus Stations. I can be completely care free from a wonderful weekend filled with friends and Chang - and then I arrive at the bus station to make my way home and I lose all of my calm. Maybe its because I'm just angry to have to leave the good times - I mean, who wants to wait an entire 5 days before I get to go do something else amazing?! Geez!

But to sum up the weekend I:

1. Went to an English competition in Klaeng, Rayong with my school. This morning Wangchanwittaya had an amazing amount of trophies. Go students - I knew you were learning something!

2. Hopped on the bus to Chanthaburi.

3. Went to an amazing waterfall and swam with some creepy fish. Thai locals found it hysterical to throw beans in the water and watch the white kids scream in terror as the fish flopped frantically about.

4. Went out on the town in Chanthaburi - we went to Night Club. Not a night club - a night club called Night Club! It's legit. Went somewhere else. Hopped on a moped to get back.

5. Woke up. Got Pizza. Yum, cheese.

6. Had to leave :(

7: Got to bus station. Did not have time to get my first Thai massage that I've been promising myself. Extra frowny face. :( :( :(

8. Lost my ....cool. Mai Pen Rai flew out the bus window.

9. Paid 500 Baht to get a taxi back to Wang Chan so I could teach in the morning. :( :( :(

10. Calmed down. I'm in Thailand. Everything will be okay.

Loi Krathong via the International Station Wagon

2011-11-10T07:47:00.000-08:00

Tonight was the magical night of Loi Krathong in Thailand. All day students were working on creating their Krathong to set free in some nearby body of water. These Krathongs are made from a banana branch thing (yes very technical terms) and covered in intricately folded leaves and flowers. Some girls even brought out a sowing kit for precision. Although the boys often put in less effort, they also made quite beautiful Krathongs.

Around 7pm we started our way to the festival in little Wang Chan. However, it wasn't long before we were en-route to another destination where the bigger festival could be found. And yes, this is where the International Station Wagon comes in. Pe-Oh drove this antique (awesome) vehicle and piled us about 11 people deep. Two us were English speaking Americans, a few of us where Chinese speaking Chinese, and the rest were Thai speaking Thais. We may not have known what was going on exactly, but we were able to gladly share each others company on such a special occasion in Thailand.

When someone releases their Krathong into the waters, they make a prayer and release their past grievances, anger and other bad parts of yourself. I used this time to remind myself that I just need to chill out sometimes. Instead of constantly thinking about my next move in life, and what I'm going to do 6 months from now, I need to think in the present. My bad part is that I can dwell on something so insignificant and let it bog me down in the long run. So in honor of Loi Krathong, I promise I will try to just chill for the next 6 months and not worry about my next big move and where I'll be a year from now. I will live for today and still maintain full responsibility and dedication to the students who need me now - even if I'm sometimes just there for them to get a good laugh at me :)

Happy Loi Krathong, Thailand!

Oh, Koh Samet

2011-11-06T05:06:00.000-08:00

This week's adventure took us down to the small island of Koh Samet, just off the coast of Rayong, Thailand. Previous to this I had a few assumptions about Thailand:

1. That old men come here for young women.
2. It's full of piles of filth but for some reason you accept it gladly.
3. People like to party.

Without any hesitation, I can say that all these things still remain to be true. Koh Samet is no exception to the rule. The only addition is, even the "Farang" women go after a nice muscular Thai man!

Koh Samet (or Samed) is gorgeous. It's full of energy, delicious food, and dingy bars/clubs that fit every partiers need. If things get a little out of hand and you're not able to walk up the mountain of stairs to your room at 3am, crawl on the nearest pool table (I'm sure no one would mind too much). The one road that travels from one end of the island to another is complete shit - but makes an amazing ATV trip. Just be careful when you hit a ditch at the bottom of a large hill going full speed. The person on the back of your ATV may have a few choice words for you (and lose their sunglasses). The sand squeaks because its so fine. The fire shows are awe inspiring (even if the little 8 year old boys handling the fire think they're the bees knees).

If you need a cheap weekend you can find a crummy hotel for about 400 baht a night. Just find the mermaid on the rock and you're headed in the right direction. I just hope you don't mind walking up a mountain and using communal bathrooms and showers. It may not be glamorous - but it's a damn good time, and I highly recommend it to anyone who doesn't mind stepping out of their fancy pants.

Sepak Takraw: The Ultimate Sport

2011-11-03T05:46:00.000-07:00

Many 'Westerners' love sports - simple sports such as American football, real football, soccer, volleyball, baseball, tennis, etc. Today, however, I found a whole new sport. It's called Sepak Takraw, and it's amazing.

A combination of the western sports of football/soccer, volleyball, hacky sack, and karate! These high school athletes were kicking well over their heads, leaping feet in the air, and knocking the ball around using only their feet and heads. Needless to say, I was impressed.

This Thai sport of Sepak Takraw seems entirely too dangerous. Sure, many sports have their dangers - mostly the danger of just getting crushed by some other giant athlete or twisting an ankle - but on many occasions you could hear the flock of students ooo-ing and aww-ing in surprise by the game. About every 30 seconds the ball would come flying into the crowd due to a kick with just a tad bit too much power. And as the picture below describes, the players themselves came close to impact.

Thai students. I commend you on an excellent game of Sepak Takraw - and thank you for not hitting me with the ball.

ABC - I hope it's as easy as 123

2011-10-30T02:49:00.000-07:00

Little by little, I'm finding out more and more about what to expect in the classroom (which still doesn't add up to much.

Today my fellow teacher Angela and I stood in front of all the students, their parents, and the teachers of Wangchanwittaya and introduced ourselves. Luckily no major embarrassments occurred! After the announcing of the FARANG to Wang Chan, we followed our coordinator PeeMam to the office where we received the teaching schedule for the next two weeks. I have 18 classes a week! Also, I'd like to mention that I was placed with the Mattium 1-3. Angela has MAttium 4-6. What does this mean for me? I'm teaching the younger students...who probably don't know much English. Therefore, I quickly walked home and started back at square one on lesson plans. I guess I'll find out in the morning what level of English we're looking at here.

The school has been very welcoming - many teachers have passed by to say hello, and everyone smiles (of course). Our town is literally about 2 streets. One with 7-11 and the market, the other with restaurants and laundry. It appears that most places close early. On my way to eat dinner last night (about 6pm) many of the shop keepers I had seen earlier were packing up and going home. However, I did happen to find an amazing restaurant where I had spaghetti with pork and 8 fried shrimp for only 120 Baht (which is only about 4 dollars!) During dinner the owner came out and asked if we were the new English teachers. I guess news does get around fast in a small town.

For now, though, I'm taking a break. I'm going to go stroll through the beautiful campus and find my classrooms for tomorrow. Then I'm going to go buy some markers to add some color to the very childish drawings I've been working on for lesson plans. And THEN I may go have a beer and relax for the rest of the evening. Also, there's a group of cats at the next house - we named momma cat Minerva.

Farang, Farang!

2011-10-28T07:14:00.000-07:00

It's been 6 days and 22 hours since I arrived in Thailand and I already feel like I've been here forever (in a good way). A few hours ago I finally departed from my orientation family and moved onward to the school I will be teaching English at - Wangchanwittaya. After many months of mispronouncing it, I think I finally have it down.

Now that I'm away from the big cities of Bangkok and Pattaya, the word "Farang" is getting passed around quickly and frequently. "Farang" means 'Westerner'. The other teacher, Angela, and myself took a quick tour of the campus and met the principal of our school. After which I had the most delicious cashew chicken and "omelet". It appears getting an elephant guest during your dinner is not the most unheard of occurrence - although it is annoying and makes you feel bad for the elephant that's being led around town by men. I'll wait to visit the elephant sanctuaries up north before I hop on that ride.

During my few days in Bangkok I was able to see the Grand Palace, ChaoSahn (spelling?), and hang out with some fellow amazing human beings. I still think the local bar hangout was my favorite take away from Bangkok. I heard that the street it was on is now under flood waters, and I hope that everyone stayed safe and dry in that area - especially the pork-on-a-stick-man!

Going to Pattaya was also quite an adventure. There I got to see the Gulf of Thailand for the very first time. It's much like other Gulfs, a bit murky but still fun to be at. It appears that elderly men frequent the Pattaya area for cheap sex. Yes, that is correct. In fact one Irish 'gentleman' hopped on the back of our truck ride and explained that he hates Thailand. "It's filthy, full of garbage everywhere, the women sell themselves for money - I hate Thailand" but then quickly explained that he "just can't leave the women!". One of many dirty old men you'll find in the sex capital of Thailand.

But now I'm in beautiful Wang Chan, Rayong. The people are welcoming and the campus is gorgeous. There's a rather large ancient tropical looking tree with a picnic table below it - I think it has my name on it during any lunch hours. I have internet, a bicycle, and a cold shower. Life is pretty amazing in Thailand.

Airplanes, Pollution, Jet Lag

2011-10-24T06:10:00.001-07:00

And finally, I'm in Bangkok, Thailand.

Although the 26 hour flight was the longest hours of my life, it was well worth the wait. Upon arrival, due to massive jet lag and being in a country that is exactly 12 hours ahead of my hometown, we decided the bar would be a good place to be. 6am and quite a few beers late, we finally slept...for 4 hours. Then it was off to the Market where shoes are 10 dollars, watches are 3 dollars, and food is...even cheaper. The smells - not very good. The tastes - nothing like American Thai food. I call myself a non-picky eater, however, a few dishes rendered me no longer hungry.

Pollution - apparently my immune system has never been accustomed to such a thing. After living in the middle of nowhere Texas for so long with nothing but clean air, the epic amounts of pollution have caused my throat to slowly, but surely start closing up. Thankfully, in Thailand, people hand out antibiotics like candy. Soon, this sour throat will be behind me and I can enjoy eating and drinking again.

This might all sound quite miserable, but I'm sincerely having an amazing time in Bangkok. Today we went to the Royal Grand Palace. It shines with brilliant golds and color tiles everywhere. The Temple of the Emerald Buddha located within is amazing.

The pictures are coming soon, today I finally had enough internet to write this message. Later I will post again when I am on my way to my school, ready to start the semester. Can't wait to be out in the rural area where I belong! :)

Planes

2011-10-21T00:46:00.000-07:00

Although I'm not yet done with the plane rides to Thailand - I have a couple hours to spare before I board the final leg of my trip to Bangkok. Word to the wise - if you have a flight halfway around the world, spend the money on the better seat class. When they say aisle seat, they really mean the middle of the row. When they say there's in flight movies, they really mean only some passengers get to view them. 13 hours just hurts the mind and body. Hurts.

HOWEVER! The fact that I am not in Tokyo, Japan after going since 4am yesterday morning (nearly 24 hours now), I'm getting excited. Just one more 6 1/2 hour flight and I'll be landing, and running as quickly as possible to my hotel bed. No shower, no teeth brushing, just passing out in what I can only hope to be a 12 hour coma.

Also - having amazing company on flights helps. Otherwise, I may be in a Japanese mental hospital at this time. :/

One more to go! :)

(P.S. I already miss my cat Tuesday :( ...and my family :))