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First</title><subtitle type='html'>Blue Jays Detritus from OPS to OMG!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;redirect=false'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' 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The Blue Jays traded Marcus Stroman. They received two players in return after sending some money to the New York Mets, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/103103705133025228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2019/07/dont-worry-we-will-both-find-out-just.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/103103705133025228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/103103705133025228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2019/07/dont-worry-we-will-both-find-out-just.html' title='Don&#39;t Worry, We Will Both Find Out (Just Not Together)'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://img.youtube.com/vi/h8UtBBfSKmY/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-6217206321342579158</id><published>2018-08-21T23:37:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2018-08-22T12:55:07.300-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="John Axford"/><title type='text'>Let&#39;s bring this city to life, to light, tonight </title><summary type="text">Embed from Getty Imageswindow.gie=window.gie||function(c){(gie.q=gie.q||[]).push(c)};gie(function(){gie.widgets.load({id:&#39;gtjB9uNBSixmcw1ZsYt-3g&#39;,sig:&#39;4cEBxG8FZEbfMFjrQUSxLwBhmquM-Q7IouKe39SZHeM=&#39;,w:&#39;594px&#39;,h:&#39;408px&#39;,items:&#39;961648146&#39;,caption: false ,tld:&#39;ca&#39;,is360: false })});
John Axford has seen a lot over his 10-year Major League career. Drafted twice without signing, traded, designated for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/6217206321342579158/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2018/08/lets-bring-this-city-to-life-to-light.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6217206321342579158'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6217206321342579158'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2018/08/lets-bring-this-city-to-life-to-light.html' title='Let&#39;s bring this city to life, to light, tonight '/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-5079741898249943153</id><published>2018-05-01T11:27:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2018-05-02T15:13:12.565-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="josh donaldson"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Vlad Jr"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Vladamir Guerrero"/><title type='text'>I&#39;m a Stone, Baby You&#39;re a Feather</title><summary type="text">

The purple prose comes free and easy when Vladimir Guerrero Jr is the subject. It comes as easily to prospect watchers and scouts as it does to those interested in the human condition. 

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There was about a 100 minute span on Tuesday, a window during which the baseball world waited. A little short of two hours passed as the initial reports of a downed plane gave way to confirmed aircraft ID numbers before, finally, the sheriff of a coastal Florida county read the victim&#39;s name aloud.

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There was always a chance it would end this way. There is no small amount of risk surrounding a 36-year old dead red pull</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/5805232263614290527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2017/09/boiled-frogs.html#comment-form' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/5805232263614290527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/5805232263614290527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2017/09/boiled-frogs.html' title='Boiled Frogs'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyVh3cS_Xe45wzDIad9kwuevmPVY_BavMD03YiPfpOpjnJSkFyYxB4I_ZSMeZjsnFpD_vDZAKd5GYUsovJ7Qa5c9Zyr3YaDpJ83zTmCyxIPPKgqn6r_zZdGY6r-nKELH3OFOsgogDrNC0/s72-c/GettyImages_492684092_vtweccid_ocfayyi1.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-364197884057882770</id><published>2016-10-20T16:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2016-10-20T16:46:05.481-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Edwin Encarnacion"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jose Bautista"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="playoffs"/><title type='text'>Well-dressed but</title><summary type="text">Embed from Getty Images
The binary notions of failure and success don’t feel appropriate for the 2016 Blue Jays. Not with all the baggage and narrative threads that weave their way through this season and into the future. 

This season was a success because a distinctive, excellent team was three wins away from the World Series. The season was a failure because the 2016 Toronto Blue Jays weren’t </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/364197884057882770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2016/10/well-dressed-but.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/364197884057882770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/364197884057882770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2016/10/well-dressed-but.html' title='Well-dressed but'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-6849499309001742216</id><published>2016-08-04T22:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2016-08-05T10:02:29.103-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="aaron sanchez"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="old man bands"/><title type='text'>Reasons not rules</title><summary type="text">Embed from Getty Images
Aaron Sanchez will continue taking turns in the Blue Jays rotation. This is an exciting and not insignificant piece of news for Blue Jays fans. It’s exciting for any number of reasons, not the least of which relates to the 2016 club, its playoff chances, and Sanchez’s ability to contribute to those chances. 

But if you’re a fan of the Toronto Blue Jays, take the team’s </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/6849499309001742216/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2016/08/reasons-not-rules.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6849499309001742216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6849499309001742216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2016/08/reasons-not-rules.html' title='Reasons not rules'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-3251085569710927922</id><published>2016-02-19T14:52:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2016-02-19T14:58:03.240-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fuck your team"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="troy tulowitzki"/><title type='text'>I find satisfaction in what they lack</title><summary type="text">Embed from Getty Images

“Wait ‘til next year!” is the refrain made famous by fans of the Brooklyn Dodgers, unable (until 1955) to take home the World Series crown. The Blue Jays didn’t suffer through four World Series losses in seven years like Dem Bums did, but the 2015 season saw a team built (and then rebuilt on the fly) to win finally broke through and permitted October baseball back across </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/3251085569710927922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2016/02/i-find-satisfaction-in-what-they-lack.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/3251085569710927922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/3251085569710927922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2016/02/i-find-satisfaction-in-what-they-lack.html' title='I find satisfaction in what they lack'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-7536399042965268360</id><published>2016-01-18T16:21:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2016-01-18T16:24:38.420-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="josh donaldson"/><title type='text'>Tossed around like sea glass</title><summary type="text">Embed from Getty Images
There are plenty of “Josh Donaldson vs. The Blue Jays” takes floating around today, because it’s January and there isn’t much else to talk about. The sides are resolute in their tribalism as that is life in these streets. 

The Jays look bad and the fans tilting at windmills look bad. Mark Shapiro looks predictably bad and Ken Rosenthal helps some in the Jays front office </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/7536399042965268360/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2016/01/tossed-around-like-sea-glass.html#comment-form' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7536399042965268360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7536399042965268360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2016/01/tossed-around-like-sea-glass.html' title='Tossed around like sea glass'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-6552769277474028307</id><published>2015-10-26T13:57:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2015-10-26T14:06:29.419-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="John Gibbons"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jose Bautista"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="playoffs"/><title type='text'>Every beast has its poison</title><summary type="text">View image | gettyimages.com
There was no good way for the 2015 Blue Jays season to end. There was only one acceptable outcome, given the improbable run up and come back and full weight of expectation. 29 teams fail to win the World Series every year, which doesn’t meant that they’re all failures. 

In some ways it is reassuring that the Blue Jays went down as they did, flipping the script with </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/6552769277474028307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/10/every-beast-has-its-poison.html#comment-form' title='12 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6552769277474028307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6552769277474028307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/10/every-beast-has-its-poison.html' title='Every beast has its poison'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>12</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-6691749651675041236</id><published>2015-09-30T15:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2015-09-30T15:43:52.873-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="leggooooo"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="manifestos are boring"/><title type='text'>The trees die so they can grow again</title><summary type="text">View image | gettyimages.com
One of my least favorite sports tropes is the “long-suffering fan.” Leaving aside the credulity-bending notion that the hours spent watching sports on TV constituted “the state of undergoing pain, distress, or hardship,” nobody that watched any of the 300-odd starts Roy Halladay made in these colours or the 330 home runs Carlos Delgado clouted in this town can truly </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/6691749651675041236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/09/the-trees-die-so-they-can-grow-again.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6691749651675041236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6691749651675041236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/09/the-trees-die-so-they-can-grow-again.html' title='The trees die so they can grow again'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-7144352940821279748</id><published>2015-09-11T16:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2015-11-04T14:50:56.440-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jose Bautista"/><title type='text'>In miles or kilometres </title><summary type="text">View image | gettyimages.com
For the better part of the last five years, one of the great concerns among some corners of Blue Jays fandom was squandering Jose Bautista’s peak. Improbable as it seemed when the team excised Alex Rios from the roster and gave Bautista his big break, surrounding him with a good supporting cast was job one for management as of about May 1st, 2011.
It wasn’t for a lack</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/7144352940821279748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/09/in-miles-or-kilometres.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7144352940821279748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7144352940821279748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/09/in-miles-or-kilometres.html' title='In miles or kilometres '/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgDKYij55E7yZ1a2E-7tTEOrmyMWODO7m0TyRb3IWIiDZtyG-I_4KLqAfjdrMAZG7pAze7DwSXKxiBVkwp6sGrU9aw9eXISzwhVxVUwZBBoKtOf3_rzEtS1da6YnI9-qiUyTE10TSQkmc/s72-c/1297433008540_ORIGINAL.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-1824376804872302206</id><published>2015-06-10T12:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2015-11-04T14:54:19.239-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Alex Anthopoulos"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jose Bautista"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="playoffs"/><title type='text'>Hooks</title><summary type="text">View image | gettyimages.com
There is nothing like a tidy seven game winning streak to brush off two months without even a “win one, lose one” baseline of performance. All of May’s despairing moans are gone, replaced with “told ya so’s” directed towards a venerable institution in the radio booth and longing looks up the standings.

And yet, you’d have to twist yourself into a knots to convince </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/1824376804872302206/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/06/hooks.html#comment-form' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/1824376804872302206'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/1824376804872302206'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/06/hooks.html' title='Hooks'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-2043054656184318609</id><published>2015-05-28T17:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2015-11-04T15:01:49.903-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="trying hard"/><title type='text'>Rough Seas In A Rickety Boat</title><summary type="text">View image | gettyimages.com

Lonely. This was the word R.A. Dickey used last year when asked about the process of re-making himself as a knuckleballer. Lots of learning the hard way - trial and error with endless reps, pitches pitches thrown against a brick wall in pursuit of something elusive. His career as a conventional pitcher was all but over, so he forged a new path.

When asked about the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/2043054656184318609/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/05/rough-seas-in-rickety-boat.html#comment-form' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/2043054656184318609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/2043054656184318609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/05/rough-seas-in-rickety-boat.html' title='Rough Seas In A Rickety Boat'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://img.youtube.com/vi/MsYpACukHzA/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-4294638545243336856</id><published>2015-02-27T11:55:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2015-02-27T11:59:58.774-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="hustle your way out of this one Reed"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Kevin Pillar"/><title type='text'>Hello, Mr. Thompson</title><summary type="text">

There exists a particularly tortured analogy between the current Blue Jays outfield situation and a famous Biblical tale (read obtusely and gleaned from Wikipedia.) A failure to heed the warnings of angels resulted in a woman turning into a pillar of salt, a suboptimal outcome for a once-living creature. 

Sending an oft-injured player to do drills at a trash facility isn’t exactly disobeying </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/4294638545243336856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/02/hello-mr-thompson.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/4294638545243336856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/4294638545243336856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/02/hello-mr-thompson.html' title='Hello, Mr. Thompson'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://img.youtube.com/vi/HwgNMrs-i80/default.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-6251152102560894154</id><published>2015-02-05T10:31:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2015-02-05T10:39:02.912-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="projections are for suckers"/><title type='text'>Error Bars</title><summary type="text">
With football season officially over, which makes the space from now until Spring Training starts a blank void of regular season NBA walk-throughs and NHL non-events. For baseball fans, the Hot Stove is stowed away for the summer so we&#39;re left with...Projection Season.

PECOTA dropped last week and your Toronto Blue Jays ZiPS projections should show up on Fangraphs this week. Steamer&#39;s been here</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/6251152102560894154/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/02/error-bars.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6251152102560894154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6251152102560894154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/02/error-bars.html' title='Error Bars'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbbyu_3_xuFBQbNVI8Je-nmdBjB8F-VXGFxV5jmEvPacLCQEaCmy6yPrkGEMKTgwpiYmesDcJZ9tuLrdlRpkIoqaai3FU0fFVfbZ630eOsiM3hX_y_YwESZtUpDpATImwo97mUGtMtRlA/s72-c/Flowers-growing-out-of-the-concrete-photography23.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-7670058413021295041</id><published>2015-01-18T16:06:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2015-01-19T09:41:34.874-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="paul beeston"/><title type='text'>Calming the Savage Beest</title><summary type="text">
There is no doubting his popularity, that’s for sure. Paul Beeston, beaming and chomping a cigar, is a defining image for the Toronto Blue Jays baseball club. And maybe that’s part of the problem. 

Beeston rose through the ranks and his status as Galactic Blue Jays ambassador to the world is well-earned, as is the respect and appreciation for his role in making the Blue Jays the team to play </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/7670058413021295041/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/01/calming-savage-beest.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7670058413021295041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7670058413021295041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2015/01/calming-savage-beest.html' title='Calming the Savage Beest'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-7220771273625213958</id><published>2014-11-18T15:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2014-11-18T15:10:01.213-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="flags fly forever"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Russell Martin"/><title type='text'>Hustle Martin</title><summary type="text">


The most successful film produced by Disney&#39;s Pixar is Cars. It isn&#39;t the best movie the animated house produced, instead it&#39;s probably the worst of their 14 features. But it&#39;s the most successful in that it&#39;s the most profitable. Cars moves merchandise, and sequels and spinoffs put more money in more pockets than the quasi-progressive Wall-E or The Incredibles aka the Best Pixar Film.

It </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/7220771273625213958/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/11/hustle-martin.html#comment-form' title='17 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7220771273625213958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7220771273625213958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/11/hustle-martin.html' title='Hustle Martin'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsMb89L4y0UkzRLyMzmPzzI71i6lNx0JCXrUBidzlqvAITHe8zRFNGqKmvcPwPLDTFP1GRIbw7gGcqOgLXtQN6s27de0uwz3Uoh05UVJUZ-aMWCbV5J3MCRBpLlevgHU_6sDFPFnqGvZk/s72-c/toy-story-3-crusher.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>17</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-7991907244332971644</id><published>2014-09-23T11:33:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2014-09-23T14:57:34.335-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="AL EAST"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="all outta angst"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jose Bautista"/><title type='text'>The Other Teams Are Better</title><summary type="text">#455178132 / gettyimages.com
No point in burying the lede. The Blue Jays aren&#39;t in the playoffs (though they&#39;re still mathematically alive) because they other teams are better. Or they&#39;re not good enough. One of those two things.

It isn&#39;t for a lack of trying and it isn&#39;t by a lot, but wins 84-90 are a lot tougher to come by than wins 74 to 83. There was one great month and few months that were </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/7991907244332971644/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/09/the-other-teams-are-better.html#comment-form' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7991907244332971644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7991907244332971644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/09/the-other-teams-are-better.html' title='The Other Teams Are Better'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-7770283686947312417</id><published>2014-09-10T11:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2014-09-11T00:57:42.585-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Colby Rasmus plays for the Blue Jays now and that makes me feel great"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Gibby offers sage advice"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="John Gibbons"/><title type='text'>Gobbobons À Gogo</title><summary type="text">


It is September 10th and the Toronto Blue Jays season is not technically dead. The contact high from &quot;not technically dead&quot; is enough to make a very green fanbase going full &quot;post this salvia trip on Youtube!&quot; up and down Blue Jays Way. &quot;Not technically dead&quot; is all we can ever really hope for in this life.

It is curious that the current state of &quot;not technically dead&quot; runs concurrent to the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/7770283686947312417/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/09/gobbobons-gogo.html#comment-form' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7770283686947312417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/7770283686947312417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/09/gobbobons-gogo.html' title='Gobbobons À Gogo'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgb13ctuhDcLdbhcqdYORL0mvoE6EMFir7GkdkbC936OMEhx9P7MjBCZPrdcfPttykDhz0nIS1qGe21QyDbB-He8_LB3wfXCfEJg6z4wTG3Euq3pGbibNuHKuGgy5gJGhs_KtAhZaAJpLI/s72-c/notdeadyet.png" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-6627045874661771641</id><published>2014-08-15T12:31:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2014-08-15T12:31:46.851-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Edwin Encarnacion"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Marcus Stroman"/><title type='text'>Under Cover of Night</title><summary type="text">


image courtesy of There Will Be Bourbon

There is little doubt in my mind that the Jays sweep in Seattle might have saved the season. Our perspective of the season, that is. If they laid an egg after a three-day gestation period in the Eastern Time Zone, the knives are out to a much greater degree than today.

Let there be no doubt, going down in such a timid manner at the hands of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/6627045874661771641/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/08/under-cover-of-night.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6627045874661771641'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/6627045874661771641'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/08/under-cover-of-night.html' title='Under Cover of Night'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-4170549369419779656</id><published>2014-08-08T15:17:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2014-08-09T22:46:32.442-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Marcus Stroman"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Travis Snider"/><title type='text'>Never forget your first</title><summary type="text">


The next time Travis Snider steps onto the field for big league action, it will mark the 500th game of his career. Of those 500 games, more came wearing the uniform of the Pittsburgh Pirates than the Toronto Blue Jays.

Travis Snider was the first prospect I followed closely. His shooting star was the first weighed down by the hopes and expectations of the blog generation, as the rise of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/4170549369419779656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/08/never-forget-your-first.html#comment-form' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/4170549369419779656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/4170549369419779656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/08/never-forget-your-first.html' title='Never forget your first'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-3602251924595974313</id><published>2014-08-07T14:34:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2014-08-07T14:37:48.922-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="fuck your team"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="playa haters ball"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="WestJet commercials"/><title type='text'>The Player Haters Guide To The Second AL Wild Card Spot</title><summary type="text">

It&#39;s August and the Toronto Blue Jays are sitting in a playoff spot.

Pinch yourselves, folks.

We&#39;re less than a month away from Meaningful September Baseball (tm), and with 47 games left on the calendar the Jays and their fans find themselves in the unfamiliar spot of fending off teams with designs on sneaking into the one-game crapshoot.

There&#39;s an important step that needs to be taken from</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/3602251924595974313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/08/the-player-haters-guide-to-second-al.html#comment-form' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/3602251924595974313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/3602251924595974313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/08/the-player-haters-guide-to-second-al.html' title='The Player Haters Guide To The Second AL Wild Card Spot'/><author><name>Archi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02151272110728462869</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyDdocE-95GTiE_cvv-UO0BMxy-dP3yav72jbJJCxaJLdA3lNTonNegVKj6F3FA8CFD84-gXwpo-lismkRVqlJA2g9BF7uDZLh35ceSZyP9Ckm4h63j0RK1ecj7xqyuQ/s220/lolcatf0af7c521a6d90d1c99df4bfecc1e88489e701d3.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJv6FKt5H76DHldWc3li7QzEV_UMrQzCQsAxyXaWkyGwk2_HU5oEWWYJWKHA6vua9MKYY5HyGViAI25APKuzxpVHAj92C0rEaUZmfTfKzjuV-J7A68_Mug1uTNYFP2B8TSwlGQ0Cz7tn74/s72-c/hatism1.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-4855757209340699801</id><published>2014-07-31T12:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2014-07-31T12:18:35.635-04:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="sentiment is for suckers"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="trying hard"/><title type='text'>Timing is everything</title><summary type="text">







It is not yet August so it is not yet a pennant race, but the Toronto Blue Jays are in a situation they haven&#39;t been for a long time - they matter. Their games matter, dripping with primordial playoff implications as they do. Given the AL East warzone, these future implications are more than just tiny glimmers of hope reflecting off the brass ring that is the second Wild Card game.

For </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/4855757209340699801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/07/timing-is-everything.html#comment-form' title='41 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/4855757209340699801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/4855757209340699801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2014/07/timing-is-everything.html' title='Timing is everything'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>41</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-747236263452087289.post-8090616596946850160</id><published>2011-09-22T23:21:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2013-10-27T09:30:48.709-04:00</updated><title type='text'>This</title><summary type="text">This is a GO Train, Ontario&#39;s regional commuter train. I spend in excess of three hours per day traveling by GO Train. 

This kid lives at my house. This is a picture of her eating a hot dog in front of the Rogers Centre. She is now old enough to attend baseball games and tell elaborate lies and take ballet classes and ask interesting questions during walks in the woods. 

She has a younger </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/feeds/8090616596946850160/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2011/09/this.html#comment-form' title='58 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/8090616596946850160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/747236263452087289/posts/default/8090616596946850160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.ghostrunneronfirst.com/2011/09/this.html' title='This'/><author><name>Drew</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07271534213351978408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO8YBITQ8UymyYIqpIlPL9c14bYUjuGMunPzn1DGV7n8PB0CkA0ocRZ-9faZ9mLEU7kze2OlvY4tsX9ePH9AA0I4jwliWWXNJFYfnl0dch88BtJVLm6ylGpOA06NqmfWM/s1600-r/stagedive.jpg'/></author><thr:total>58</thr:total></entry></feed>