GHSIMR PLACEMENT BLOG

Project Report Format

2010-06-07T16:29:00.000+05:30

Download the file from your mail and be present on July 5, 2010 at college campus.
Regards

Horror Movie....

2010-06-05T16:39:00.002+05:30

Castrol Funny Rajnikanth Ad..

2010-06-05T16:28:00.002+05:30

What do you think of this?

2010-06-05T16:15:00.001+05:30

Own Thinking

2010-06-05T16:03:00.000+05:30

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.

His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day

today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"

"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."

Look Who is Trying to Teach us Marketing...

2010-06-05T15:59:00.003+05:30

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome - one has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.

A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the beggar behind the Star of David.

Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."

The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing."

Honda Jazz Tetris Commercial

2010-06-05T15:51:00.003+05:30

Reporting Date

2010-06-04T17:40:00.000+05:30

Dear 2009 - 11 students, you are required be present in college campus on 5/07/2010 with your project report.
Regards

Kriti Agarwal in Problems

2010-05-18T17:39:00.000+05:30

Kriti has yet not joined her training and is now in problems. Formal notice has been issued to ensure the training latest by tomorrow else the training will be treated as null & void. May GOD help Kriti !!

Summer Internship Details

2010-05-13T17:10:00.003+05:30

Fill this Form

Some Entertainment: Poem (May God Bless Dog)

2010-05-13T14:07:00.001+05:30

Ever wondered why
it's mostly a dog
who is hit by a vehicle
and dies on the road.

May be because he thinks too much
or he takes too much time
to decide -
should he take left or right,
or his decision was wrong or right.
And in that time
a car hits him
and another dog dies
on the road.

Its very rare that
on a road a cat dies.
Because they think only one thing
at one point of time.
And that's how they take the
right decision on time.

Animals like cow or buffalo
who are not intelligent and are slow
don't die very frequently on the road
even if they ignore the horn.
Either they continue with the same pace
or they stand still.

But whatever decision they take,
they just stick to it.
Rest they leave it on their fate,
on man's reflexes and vehicle's breaks.
We have a strange understanding
with them which fails very rarely.

Is it God's craziness or his perfection?
We do have with them some psychic connection.

And the pigs for sure
do not die on the road
who live along the road
but never comes on the road.
They know their territory,
know where they should or should not be.
They listen to their elders
and obey the rules.
Their strength is in their roots
and that's why never eat the forbidden fruit.
Pigs are all pure and in values they believe,
they should have been the Adam and Eve.
Though they eat shit
and live in chasm
but because of their one quality they don't die on road
and blessed with 30 minutes orgasm.

But this poem is not for the ones who lives
but for the ones who dies
that too on the road.
May God bless the dog.
Amen.

Summer Internship Report & Feedback

2010-05-11T16:03:00.000+05:30

Please send your all communications to summerinternship@ghsimr.org to streamline the things. Baaki sabhi IDs par gobar dena bandh karo.

Learnings during Summer Internship

2010-05-11T15:03:00.000+05:30

It is very Important that you share your learnings among you people. I am happy that some students are doing really well. Others should get inspired.

Summer Internship 2010

2010-05-10T16:13:00.000+05:30

Big problems due to Udaipur students. But managed some how, feeling some relaxed as most of the students have joined from today.

Job Openings @ Deutche Bank, Jaipur

2010-05-10T12:24:00.000+05:30

Profile: Operations, MBA (Finance) with good communication skills. Salary 18K - 22K, Interview on May 13, 2010. Charges 3-4 months salary. Contact: Ashish @ 09369044985

Shishir Chandra in Problems

2010-05-08T17:54:00.000+05:30

Change of company is not allowed and company (Areva) in which he applied offered only 4 weeks training. Ab bhagwan ka sahara hai.

Summer Internship Weekly Report

2010-05-08T17:11:00.000+05:30

Those who have not sent the weekly report, please send it to summerinternship@ghsimr.org

Summer Training @ CEAT Limited

2010-05-08T17:04:00.000+05:30

Project is on full swing. One more student from GHSIMR and other from Udaipur will join from Monday. Total 4 students. XLRI student is heading the project.

Summer Training @ Tanishq

2010-05-08T17:00:00.001+05:30

Tanishq (Tata Enterprise) is offering exclusive project to our institute. Manjari Sharma & Two other students from Udaipur will join from Monday. One more student seems keen to join, I'll not disclose the name.

Special Case: Tripti Gupta

2010-05-01T15:11:00.000+05:30

Her joining rescheduled to May 05, 2010.
1st became last. I feel sorry for this, she is not happy.
Anyways enjoy.

Summer Training @ Solutions Digitas

2010-05-01T15:07:00.002+05:30

All three candidates are supposed to join on May 03, 2010 at 10:00 AM Sharp.
Manage your time.
Good Luck

Summer Training @ Glenmark

2010-05-01T15:06:00.002+05:30

Congratulations to both candidates and I wish a fruitful learning.
Regards

Summer Training @ IDFC MF

2010-05-01T15:05:00.002+05:30

Joining date rescheduled to May 04, 2010.
Enjoy

Summer Training @ JK Risk

2010-04-16T15:06:00.002+05:30

Results expected tomorrow (17/04). Be in touch.
Thanks

Summer Training @ Manipal

2010-04-16T15:04:00.000+05:30

Offer letter received. Please collect from placement cell.