Juliette's Diagonal Scarf

This is a very easy pattern, suitable for even a beginner knitter! The scarf is completely reversible, and especially favored by men if knit in a dark/more subdued colorway, such as the one above…Striking because of it’s diagonal lines, yet not “too girly!” Definitely Easy-Peasey!

Juliette's Diagonal Scarf

The pattern also contains a customizable gift poem/card for you to include with your scarf, allowing you to personalize both the names of the sender as well as the recipient on the card!

This scarf was made with love,
To keep you warm and snug…
And when you wrap it round you,
It turns into a HUG!

PDF file - $8.50

Prayer Cloth

These prayer/comfort cloths are not unique to any particular denomination. The intentions of love, prayer, peace & well-being that you knit into each cloth are a visible reminder to the recipient that God is with them, and that they are being prayed for. It has been shown that prayer and meditation have a biological component in healing, and can help restore optimism and help people cope better. By knitting and giving a Prayer Cloth, you are encouraging this process to take place, while letting them know that you are praying for them, big-time!

The Prayer Cloth can be given to someone after a loss or in times of stress; for use during prayer or meditation; for those undergoing medical procedures, illness or recovery; as a keepsake during baptisms or christenings; as a reminder of love and prayers for those separated by miles, such as military personnel.

Prayer Cloths in different colors

This pattern is written without  abbreviations, row by row, so that you can cross off each row as it is done, making it easier to keep your place. Using worsted weight yarn and #7 needles will give you a cloth approximately 5″ x 7″, depending on your own gauge.  This size is easily folded into a pocket or purse for traveling. We recommend checking out knittinghelp.com if you need any help with a particular technique.

Two different gift poems are included with the Prayer Cloth Pattern, which can be printed out on cardstock and included with your gift; you choose which one suits your purpose best.

I said a prayer of healing for you -
body, mind and soul.
That God would bring you comfort
to restore and make you whole.

I prayed you’d be surrounded
by His awesome love and healing,
dispelling all anxiety or pain
you might be feeling.

Finally, I prayed you’d
be uplifted by His grace,
and feel yourself enfolded
in the peace of His embrace.

And the other poem reads:

There’s work to do, deadlines to meet,
you’ve got no time to spare,
but as you hurry and scurry,
Always Say A Prayer.

In the midst of family chaos,
“quality time” is rare.
Do your best, let God do the rest,
and Always Say A Prayer.

God knows how stressful life is,
He wants to ease our cares.
And He’ll respond A.S.A.P.
- Always Say A Prayer.

Prayer Cloth poem

PDF file - $8.50

Senti-mints

What a great gift to lift someone’s spirits! This PDF contains over 100 short messages and quotes to remind us that “tomorrow is always another day!” Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, or “just because”, this is one gift that will not be put away in a closet!  Just print the PDF, cut and fold into a jar of your choice, and you’ll have a very special one-of-a-kind gift, not easily forgotten!

Some days it seems like your luck has run out,
and you start to forget what it’s all about.

So when you’re feeling down and blue,
remember this jar made just for you.

And when things seem to turn for the worse,
grab a mint and read a verse!

Some examples of the sayings are:

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence,
you can bet the water bill is higher.

Courage is not the absence of fear, it is the mastery of it.

Age is all in your mind…the trick is to keep it from creeping down into your body.

A bend in the road is not the end of the road…unless you fail to make the turn.

PDF file - $6.50

Personalized Anniversary Toilet Paper Card

Are you at a loss for an anniversary gift this year? Looking for something unique yet humorous…Perhaps a “teaser” gift for your Significant Other? Try our Anniversary Toilet Paper Card! Sure to elicit smiles and laughter, along with being practical, this gift will be an instant hit! A great gift for those who are celebrating their First Anniversary, which is paper!

You can personalize the poem’s title to add the recipient’s name, and you can reuse the file again and again, changing the title when necessary…How frugal, yet practical, is that? All you need is a roll of toilet paper, some wrapping paper, and our PDF file to make an unforgettable gift!

Happy Anniversary!

I couldn’t buy you diamonds,
And chocolates wouldn’t do…

I wanted to get something
Much more personal for you.

I scanned the shops for ages,
And then a thought did come…

I’d buy a roll of tissue paper,
To wipe your pretty bum!

PDF file - FREE

Personalized "Get Well Soon" Toilet Paper Card

Instead of a Get Well card, send this gift instead! Not only will you be letting someone know you’re thinking of them, but it’s something they’ll actually use! Sure to bring a smile to their face upon reading the poem!

You can personalize the poem’s title to add the recipient’s name, and you can reuse the file again and again, changing the title when necessary…How frugal, yet practical, is that? All you need is a roll of toilet paper, some wrapping paper, and our PDF file to make an unforgettable gift!

Get Well Soon!

Not every day is filled with sunshine and
there are things that we must bear…

Like tests, procedures and therapy,
being poked and prodded everywhere!

Just remember a friend is thinking of you
and the way you are being treated.

So just open this up and use what’s inside
to wipe wherever it’s needed!

PDF file - FREE

Personalized Birthday Toilet Paper Card for My Sister

When you have no idea what to get for your sister’s birthday, why not send a roll of our Birthday Toilet Paper instead of a regular card? Sure to bring smiles and laughter, along with being practical! A fun way to let her know you’re thinking of her on her special day!

You can personalize the poem’s title to add the recipient’s name, and you can reuse the file again and again, changing the title when necessary…How frugal, yet practical, is that? All you need is a roll of toilet paper, some wrapping paper, and our PDF file to make an unforgettable gift!

Happy Birthday to My Sister!

This is your Birthday and to show I care,
I wanted to get you something to wear…

I wasn’t sure of your size, and money is tight,
and buying the wrong thing just wouldn’t be right…

So, I’m giving you something I know you can use;
It’s almost as useful as a new pair of shoes.

Now every time you sit to pee,
I know that you will be thinking of me!

So, use this gift to dry your tush,
Then make a wish before you flush.

PDF file - FREE

Personalized Birthday Toilet Paper Card for My Brother

Need a gift to show someone you’re thinking about them? Want to raise someone’s spirit and make them smile? Try sending our special Personalized Toilet Paper Card, and you’ll be sure to do just that!

You can personalize the poem’s title to add the recipient’s name, and you can reuse the file again and again, changing the title when necessary…How frugal, yet practical, is that? All you need is a roll of toilet paper, some wrapping paper, and our PDF file to make an unforgettable gift!

Happy Birthday to My Brother!

Money is scarce, and times are hard,
So I’m giving you this instead of a card.

Birthday gifts aren’t all that useful, but…
This will be when you’ve got a tushful!

It is soft, as soft as can be…
So when you use it, please think of me!

PDF file - FREE

Personalized "Just Thinking of You" Toilet Paper Card

Need a gift to show someone you’re thinking about them? Want to raise someone’s spirit and make them smile? Try sending our special Personalized Toilet Paper Card, and you’ll be sure to do just that!

You can personalize the poem’s title to add the recipient’s name, and you can reuse the file again and again, changing the title when necessary…How frugal, yet practical, is that?  All you need is a roll of toilet paper, some wrapping paper, and our PDF file to make an unforgettable gift!

Just Thinking of You!

I went looking for a gift and I
wanted something to make you happy.

Something to bring you a smile
in case your day was crappy.

So I’m giving you something
I know you can use.

It’s almost as useful
as a new pair of shoes.

I wanted to give you something,
something that was kind of fun.

So here is what I got you,
something to wipe your bum!

PDF file - FREE

Personalized Birthday Toilet Paper Card

When you have no idea what to get for a birthday, why not send a roll of our Personalized Birthday Toilet Paper instead of a regular card? Sure to bring smiles and laughter, along with being practical! You can personalize the poem’s title to add  a particular name or relation, and you can reuse the file again and again, changing the title when necessary…How frugal, yet practical, is that?  All you need is a roll of toilet paper, some wrapping paper, and our PDF file to make an unforgettable Birthday gift!

Happy Birthday!

Birthdays come and birthdays go
and I hope that yours is happy!

But you really need to be prepared,
in case it turns out crappy.

So here’s a special gift from me
To help you make it through the day.

If it isn’t everything you wished,
Just flush your blues away!

PDF file - FREE

Personalized Father's Day Toilet Paper

Are you at a loss for a Father’s Day gift this year? Looking for something unique yet humorous? Try our Personalized Father’s Day Toilet Paper Card! Sure to elicit smiles and laughter, along with being practical, this gift will be an instant hit! A great gift for those who are looking for something other than a tie or power tool! You can personalize the poem’s title to add “Dad”, “Pop”, “Papa”, “Grandpa”, etc.  All you need is a roll of toilet paper, some wrapping paper, and our PDF file to make an unforgettable Father’s Day gift!

Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I think you’re wonderful
And I just couldn’t resist,

Giving you a gift for Father’s Day
That has a humorous twist.

This gift is very special, you see,
For when you’re doing #2,

Because you’ll be the only father
With a roll of Father’s Day Tissue!

PDF file - FREE