GimpFM - Our minds online

Its been a while...

2009-03-31T22:00:00.002Z

It has been quite a while since we have done anything to GimpFM. We are just soo busy with different commitments we've made.

This is mainly a quick update so you lot have an idea of whats happening.

We've stopped GimpTV for a while as everything fucked up and nothing worked properly so thats the main reason for that.

The site went apeshit and deleted itself, its now only partially back, we will be uploading the podcasts back and everything when we have the time as its going to take about 2 solid days to do that.

We have a Twitter!! We haven't linked to it yet as its like a little game for you to find it. This is the first real post about it, we are not writing it, it is someone crazy on the other end so I hope you lot read it and enjoy it.

We havent't forgot about GimpFM, but it has taken the "Back-Burner" for the minute while we sort things out.

We hope to have at least some new things sorted out but we cant gurantee anything as alot of our ideas now get scrapped before they make it online unlike the old-days when everything went online.

Love from
Bob

Christmas is here and the goose is getting slaughtered.

2008-12-18T11:35:00.002Z

Well it's that time of year again when Christmas cheer is forced upon us like some sort of seasonal plague the telly keeps going on about the Christmas number one but like all ways well for the last few years the fucking xfactor winner with a song that is about as remote to Christmas as barbecues and trips to the beach. So some jumped up slut will become number one with yet another cover of that hallelujahs song that is the one that says hallelujah a billion times.

it then it comes to TV when everything in the world having a TV special that just means the same programme with so-called celebrities in it or they use fake snow to make it more Christmassy even more in my 20 year existence it is never snorted at all at Christmas but the bookies say as there's a good chance it will snow. The bookies may have more chance of getting it right in the fucking weatherman as nine out of 10 times the weather will do the opposite of what they said it will do.

Then there is the media sensationalising everything they can about Christmas single good die of eating turkey because it's got more salmonella in it than calories in an average Americans diet. Then whatever that is selling an academic of people buying some crappy Toy happens so people on eBay can make a fortune in the shops can sell computer games or whatever in a bundle on the true fact is this probably thousands stuck in some warehouse ready to be released when all the posh kids have bought them a while over the RRP.

From Dave
dictating into his computer

Plug the mainframe into the matrix... WHAT?

2008-11-04T11:17:00.002Z

Now I have been bored today and started to look around the interent to answer a few questions I had about some technical crap. I don't offen do this as I ask people I know in real life instead of trawling through the net.

After reading a few crappie home made sites and the odd forum, it soon came apparent that most people on the interent no jack shit about what they are talking about. The problem is that a few people watch some crap si-fi movies and start calling their computer a rig and if they've got a computer that holds a few files they call it a mainframe, they then start tarking as they no fucking every thing about computers and they act as if they can whip up a program that can make you a cup of tea and tickle your balls at the same time.

They then talk to each other as if they're best frends that can relay on each other so much forgetting that they're just people that type crap so other people think they know lots about computers but that fact is that its they are just to trying make there nobs grow.

Yes the interent and forums are a great place for people to learn and ask others for help but the problem is you can't acualy find out how much they acualy know.

If someone knows a lots about something they should be able to make it simple if they can't then its either not worth doing or most likely they know jack shit and are making it up, so ask someone else.

From Dave the Tech Guy

WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL IN THE NEWS?

2008-11-01T15:35:00.002Z

First I should really leave as I just said a naughty word in the title fucking twats.

Well days later they're still going on about the fucking Jonathan Ross and Russle Brand shit. Well its now just Jonathan Ross now but I am sick of the media taking a small story and keeping it on the front of the tabloid and thus the BBC as I'm sure that's where they get all thier news storys now.

Well they supended Jonathan Ross to keep thier older veiwers happy but I don't give a fuck about them I find thier fucking TV and radio show offensive as they seem to favour the older viewers even though it's the modern risky shows that people like and risky shows should as thats the only way new funny shows will happen.

The phone call may not have been that funny and may seemed a bit harsh to Mr Manwell but then it comes out that the bint they were talking about is a bit of a slut I don't know if its true as it was the britsh newspapers.

Why dose the british media have so much power to make someone a hero or zero and then make the whole county look shit as if everyone is taping each other taking drugs and setting fire to grannys. I could easily sensaionalise this story like the media with a headline like "the media kills great Brittan" well basicly stop letting the media control what we like, how we like it and most of all our personal morals.

I'm now going read something with better more true news like the Vis thats less full of shit and mainly does not use news items more times than Manwells granddaughters been fucked if we are to belive the newspapers.

From
Dave the newsreporter

Fucking shit internet shitty shit and other bollocks!

2008-11-01T05:07:00.002Z

Yes, if you have been trying to Watch GimpTV these past few weeks, you will have noticed that we have been having problems, either being about to broadcast to show youtube videos.

We are looking into this problem, whether its us or the provider. It may turn out that we have to change provider to beable to give you a good service.

In the mean time, we are also attempting to upload all of our old podcasts and sketches but as you can gather it takes ages to strip the music out of all the podcasts so we are all in the legal area!

In other news, I am now pregnant and am expecting a nice baby seal! Once its born, I will be selling it to the highest bidder so we can make some cheap fur coats to keep you all warm this winter, I blame the credit crunch!

Dont forget to email in, we are always happy to recieve crap you you lot, as we need more friends!

Im rambling again, and slightly ranting.

I really want to know whats makes people tick. I mean when people in the neediest time other people can be complete dicks, yes you get your nice sympothetic people but then you get the 100% complete cunts! Take the credit crunch for example, everyone is stuggling, so some shops have dropper their prices as they realise if no one has money, then they cant spend it in their shops. But then you get the cunt of an oil barren that burns off his 'spare' oil to hike the prices up even more, so people whom buy petrol for their job means they pay more on that then on food. Its tossers like tham that make the financial difficulties even harder. Plus it will one day backfire on them. This wasnt my main gripe but I cant put my real rant onto this blog for legal and personal ramifications but hey Im pissed off at people being cunts when others need their support.

AAHHH that rant over, makes me a little bit happier.

I hate the winter as its cold but I love the snow. Its all of 7Degrees in my room at the moment and I dont wanna bare all and juump into a cold bed. I ned a bed warmer, anyone up for the job?

I have another gripe, Lost post! where does it get lost and is it lost at all? Is some cunt stealing it? I know I have post either missing or severly delayed by weeks now, but if I ask the post office all they will say is "I dunno I just work here" because the arse doesnt know what the hands are doing, I that the righ analogy? How the fuck does post go missing anyway, the goverment pays millions to get a postcode for your house and millions to add that to a map just to make the postoffice's job easier which isnt even owned by the government now, so the tax payer is paying to get his or her postcode for the royal mail to still do a shit job and loose things. But what if it aint lost, what of the postie stole it? What the fuck does he want with:

1 - A card from my Aunt Agnust wishing us all a merry new year from 1981, shes mental!
2 - A free sample of Tenna Lady & Tenna Men which is for a carzy joke on someone
3 - A shit magazine I throw out all the time, hes actually saved me a job
and
4 - My junk mail

I mean its all shite, he or she is nuts and wont steal from me again, they had to risk their job for a magazine and a card, What a tosser!

Right my feet are getting cold, I might rant some more when I have time and get something rantable about, I omitted my student finance grant as they are just fucking useless to the extreame of "eh? Student grant?" over the phone to them!

Rant over!

Love Bob the Nob©

MTV Music Awards

2008-10-02T14:43:00.002Z

Well MTV has proved again that the music industry is in a poor state of affairs. When they released the nominations for "Best Act Ever". The nominations are Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Green Day, Rick Astley, Tokio Hotel and U2.

When you ask me the question, best Act ever, means names like Queen, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd and other acts that 1000s of people love and enjoy the music of. Then when you think of a more broader veiw not just the music I like there is still 100s of acts that would be placed above them a small sample would be The Beatles, Elvis Presely or Michael "Kiddy Fiddler" Jackson who sold more then 500 million records each but non are on the list for best ever artist.

I could rant for pages of how crap this is but I dont think I really need to tell you as if you're reading this your probably already thinking how shit MTV are.

It would be nice to have people posting what they would put as their best act ever you never know, you may all say Green Day and I'll be left looking like a tit again.

Thank for reading dave the ranter

big fuck ups

2008-09-19T18:45:00.002Z

Sorry about the show just going off this week, this was due to the host rather then us. We will be working as hard as paedophile in a nursery to get this solved and hopefully we have a normal show next weeks so thank for you people watching and hope you all have a merry Xmas for this week.

--
GimpFM erm GimpTV crew

2008-09-15T13:10:00.002Z

As you may have seen in our last blog that we will have been testing video streaming. And am plaseased to say that on firiday at 7:00pm that the GimpShow will return but this time in a moving image form.

The show will be simlar to the audio show but we have a camera pointed at us as well plus instead of MP3 we will be streaming some music videos and maybr even some funny clips off sites like youtube and shit like that.

Plus if you've got a webcam for showing your willy or boobys to people on the internet and you own a mic so they can hear you heavy breathing then if you put your dick away then we can let you broadcast yourself live on the show yes live. All you have to do is email in and say I want to be live on GimpFM.

So why not tune in, well, I suppose its now log onto GimpFM and watch the new live video broadcast on Friday at 7:00pm.

from the GimpFM Team

NEW - Moving Podcasts!

2008-09-10T21:35:00.002Z

We are working on a new project and hopefully weekly show again, we are currently testing out a new system which will cast our vioce among nations and in this new technomaflogical era we will be also sending moving images too!

Yes, we will be running a video cast (vodcast?), much like our radio show but with our faces and visual sketches, magic eh!

So you will get the wittyness of Phil and Bob once again and now you can see our shitty acting skills too!

We are currently testing it all but we should have some shows back sooner than you thought!

Lots of love
Bob

Spacebook

2008-08-07T10:48:00.001Z

Why, every few weeks do I get a fucking email saying someone on some social networking site wants to be my friend. Its always the name of someone I've not spoken to in years and there is a good reason for this they were tossers when I knew them so I dont want to know about their life unless their dead so I would know one more tosser is dead. I dont need to know what they did on saturday or if they changed their name to MoHammid and now joined a cheese mongering course.

Well I'm sick of these emails I keep putting them in my spam but then some sad git signs up to anouther one then puts in all their email contacts to try and look as if they've got frends

from dave the ranter

Money Money Money

2008-07-28T10:53:00.002Z

well if you watch the news at the moment it seems as if were all soon going to have to live in caves and the only fun we get is playing with ourselves but in this times were every one seems to be thinking that everything fun is going to come to an end because our "luxuries" are at an end well I like to remind people about all those realy good free or really cheap things people could be doing to have fun or save money.

1) sex or masturbation - yes if you've got a partner or fuck friend then it may cost and if your only fun is with Pamaler HANDerson then you may think the only way is to buy porn but a money saving tip, is nick someones bra, your grannys a good one as she just think she going loony then find a fat man and for a mars bar make him do a sexy dance with the bra on and hay-presto for less then 50p you got what looks to you, a sexy woman dancing then all you got to do is get your little friend out and give him a ticle

2)Instead of paying over the top to be in a sweaty room with fucking fat man go out and run in the countyside its free and the smell of shit better then the smell of that old guy thats always there that must of came straight out the 80s

3)Instead of going to realy hot countrys then complaining about your prickly heat and spend all week trying to find an English bar to eat fish and chips and fry up at high prices, stay at home you uncultured twats

4)All those people that like to binge drink why not drink the piss the next morning then you become druck again with your liver now fucked, its not be sorting out your drink properly so you can have cocktail of everything you drank the night before in a warm drink. Best of all its free (I only suggest this to real alcoholics but they get free money for beer anyway so its a shit idea)

5)But the best way is to make more money, stop reading shit like this and spend the few seconds or minutes depending on how thick you are reading shit on the net and make some money. I bet if your reading this you must of read all of wikipeadia and watch everying on youtube and you must of updated your myface and spacebook to tell eveyone what you feel like this minute, plus read about the 6000 frends you never seen before nor even chatted too and see what there mood is this second. So from all this they a good chance you got pleanty of free time so could get another job and not have to worry if the price of a barral of prrotatutes is going higher or lower.

Well I hope my little blog help you to do a free thing or save a little money so you can save it up till your dead then let your kids have your mony and let them do the same as it been thought in your family that you should leave it behind for your kids so in the end the pile of money just gets bigger and the only person to get anything from it is the tax man, fucking middle class people with there fucking stupid ways all think that money is everything and you cant have fun if it cost nothing well they're just stupid.

I better shut up now as if you have read this far you think am crazy well tatybye

by dave the ranter

The customer is always right?

2008-07-22T09:46:00.001Z

After my MP3 player had stopped working, the had sound stopped coming out of one earphone well it was an intermittent fault so it really pissed me off. I tried to fix it but in the prossess of fixing it, I fucked it right up but as I thought, never mind it was fucked anyway so I've lost nothing.

Then I started wanting a replacement, mine was a 20gb with colour screen that at the time cost 150 quid. I realy like my music so I got a good quility mp3 player that has lasted me a few years and I realy did use it. A few months after that my gf got the Simaler produst for £70 so I thought that would be the price of a new one. Even this "credit cruch" bollocks elerical items have in most gone down or stayed level.

Well till you get the mp3 player market because everyone wants style over quality and value for money it means that the mp3 player its all gone tits up for about £100 now you get 4gbs yes 4gb for a 20bg it has to be touchscreen with wirless and crap costing a few hunded pounds.

So real people not buying crap because its got an I at the start of the name now can't get what they want so all you ipod people that folow crap trends fuck off

Chav is as bad as nigger... Bullshit!

2008-07-17T16:14:00.004Z

Its been a long time since i have posted anything but after reading an article online from The Telegraph i had to have a good old rant, that silly sod that write this piece of shit. So basicly some arsehole thats not had a opion for a while thought he'd write somthing to say that "many people use chav as a smokescreen for their hatred of the lower classes" and in the article and then some sad people comenting later thinks its as bad as the word "nigger".

Well its all crap, one the word chav in most sences is not used to condem the whole of the lower classes its used to discrabe a group of people that go arond pissing everyone off and can not fit propperly into soicetiy.

Chavs can be people of all backgrounds from super rich to the super poor. Often in proper pubs, the ones that sell more beer then blue crap, have what people call in the old fashioned sense of the word "lower class" or "working class" and they're sick of the chavs and call them other words to call them are offensive like cocks, twats, fuckers and whole load of 4 letter words.

The truth is, i bet that the popele that write this article or think that its a racist term live in a large house and never have to go on the street between 4pm and 12am. They dont have to mending their aunty's fence as the twats keep kickin it in. Or cant get to sleep as they some fight going on outside over whos alcopop it is.

So its a discriptive word say someone's a chav, is to say they're a twat in a nicer word. So who ever write this article, come and spend a week in my life you soon see what a chav is and you be calling them fucking chavs straight away.

Well thats the end of my rant and if you've gone straght to the end to see what its all about with out reading all the crap then the word chav is a normal word and whoever write that article knows nothing and could do with a life or a good shag!

The Telegraph

Love Phil

Podcasts Online

2008-06-13T23:30:00.002Z

We are slowly adding the podcasts back online.

Series 1 should be online now, so vist the Audio page and download some if ya want.

There will be some skteches and the other podcasts put online in the near future. Plus some new conetnt in the fun section to come soon.

From Bob

New site

2008-05-31T13:56:00.002Z

Yes, the site has changed and I know its late for the new bits but your getting it for free so stop nagging!

We wil be adding all of our podcats and skteches for you to download and listen to in the next month or two and hopefully we will be adding some funny shit again, its just its at that time of the year when you just cant find the time for the fun stuff in life.

Google Ad's, if you've not noticed, we have some text ads on the side of every page which displays google ads. Now I know GimpFM is a little bit starge and that google ad's read the website to display relavent ads, but why are two or more of the ad every time I check the pages for "Counselling for Sex Abuse" and such like that.

Our website doesnt support sexual abuse or any abuse. The only thing we support is wanking, which some might call self abuse, hmmmm.

A ranther stupid rant and honestly we could have done without it all from
Bob

Changes....

2008-05-05T10:31:00.002Z

If you havnet noteds, there are some changes on the website. You probably wont be able to find anything anymore, this is because its all been taken away while we re-do the website.

There is a small webpage explaining the reason for a different website and hopefully we will be back next week with a more improved website. If you get any errors in the next few weeks, its because we are changing the way things work and hopefully it all goes smoothly.

See you all again soon.

Bob

Its done.

2008-05-02T22:41:00.001Z

GimpFM will be completely stopped on Wednesday The 7th. There is currently only static being played on GimpFM now.

We will be brinking a new site to you asap.

Goodbye to Radio

2008-04-25T15:21:00.001Z

I thought I would give you an update. On May 7th the gimpfm stream will stop. This is due to high prices, Me and bob have decided that radio side of gimpfm must end. Rather than dwelling on the past we should look to the future and think what we are planning next.

It's been a long time since GimpFM give users anything fresh and new. So hopefully that a lot more fun an unusual projects coming out of GimpFM. So when the stream ends keep logging onto the website to find out what fresh and new ideas is coming up and hopefully you'll still get the great enjoyment that you have from GimpFM.

From Phil

The END???

2008-03-04T21:11:00.002Z

May 7th 2008

That is the day when GimpFM is almost certainly going to stop. As we have mentioned a couple of times, the american copyright board wants to increase the way internet radio pays its royalties. Unfortunately we are using a system that is provided in the US and so we are hit by this price hike.
The Copyright board got their wish and the prices will be going up. We currently pay $95 for 6 months of streaming and paying royalties, the price will soon be going up to $210 for the same package, that is £100 to me and Phil. The price hike is a whole £50 for us to pay. Now we provide this service for free and dont ask for anything in return but we do not have the money to pay £50 more every 6months.

Now some may say, "Why pay?", well, we pay as we believe that the artists should get money for their work, we also pay as this then keeps us legal and so we wont be shut down without warning, we are unlike other internet radio stations fair to our artists and fair to our listeners.

We will be posting more info about this soon.

A Very Upset
Bob

MySpace is shit!

2008-03-02T13:11:00.003Z

We've deleted our MySpace account as its shit and some dickhead had hacked us to post an advert about shitty ringtones. So if you want to show your support for us, add a button or something to your MySpace page instead of adding us to your never ending friends list.
We have also decided not to create another MySpace profile as its too much hassle for nothing.

QUAKE!!!!

2008-02-27T01:43:00.007Z

Yes, NEWS FLASH!!!! There was an earthquake this morning at 1am (GMT) here in england, I felt it while I was in bed so I thought I'd post something about it. GimpFM's studio and where we live is 161Mile from the approximated epicenter at Lincoln and all it felt like was the bed rocking like when you have a fast wank. So it wasnt anything special but it was kinda fun!

So when I wake up again, I will make myself an "I surrvived the Feb 2008 Earthquake!" badge.

More Info: BBC News & USGS (Earthquake Fettish People).

Night everyone!

Bob

P.S. It was a 4.7 on the scale thing.

Balls-up

2008-01-18T20:50:00.001Z

At the end of the show today (Fri 18th Jan) we had a big cock up and the whole system failed, if you were listening, we are sorry but we're not the BBC and you get it for free tough luck.
Well taty bye

Gimp News - New Download!

2008-01-11T21:52:00.000Z

Its been a while since our last post, but it was christmas and new year and we were having lots of fun.
Everyone at GimpFM hope you all had a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
The past week or so, Phil started work on Gimp News, a fake but funny Newspaper. This is at the moment a one off but we may do more if there is a demand. You can download it [HERE] for free.
If you like it, contact us and demand more!

Dont forget we are streming music 24/7 and are live every Friday at 7pm(GMT).

Lots of love
Bob

Fixed

2007-12-20T10:31:00.000Z

The site is now fixed, we still dont know what went wrong but we're back all fixed again.

Fuck, Bollocks, Bugger!

2007-12-19T11:08:00.000Z

All yesterday I was swearing at my computer as it wouldnt connect to our website. I woke up this morning to it still being dead so if you have wanted to listen to us and couldn't I am terrably sorry, something has gone tits-up at our webhosts and we havent had any communications from them saying when they will be back online. So now our webaddresses www.gimpfm.co.uk and www.philandbob.co.uk go to a small site that allows you to visit the blog or listen to the station. Unfortunately we cannot get the song info to work on this site and it is not the full site but hopefully it will all be back soon!

Bob