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Zup'in Canada - Part 14

2011-07-28T09:45:00.004-04:00

Epilogue

By the end of the trip, I think everyone was ready to go home to their routine lives. People were getting bossy. Others were getting crabby and cranky. It was time to go. However, we all decided it would be great to go again in a few years. We might be able to even convince some of the non-campers to go next time and stay in the lodge – since the campsite was only a 5-10 minute boat ride from the main lodge or the cabins they have on the other side of the Main Camp island.

Besides, I think it was my grandfather’s final opportunity to go camping and fishing like we did. He turned 71 during the trip, and we all had a small birthday party putting a candle on a cookie and singing “Happy Birthday.” It’s not that his spirit wouldn’t want to go, but time takes a toll on one’s body, and age has begun to settle in.

It was a great experience getting to go this time again. It’s not always easy getting family together to go on trips like this. Let alone, having a family that doesn’t fight or argue, but rather accepts everyone for themselves and moves on with life.

It was wonderful getting to drive across part of the states with my grandfather as a co-pilot. Most people don’t have the time to do such a thing, and I was happy for the opportunity. It’s good to hear stories being told. It’s good to find wisdom. It’s good to be alive and Zup’in Canada.

THE END

Zup'in Canada - Part 13

2011-07-28T09:45:00.001-04:00

The Ride Home

We had to get an early start Friday morning to get out of the area in time and back to the airport to drop off Keith, Lori, Tommy, and Rene. Bob had already left a few days earlier to get back for work. We got up at 5:30AM, made sure everything was packed, and headed back to the main camp while the dock boys took our gear to Dawson’s Portage. This time we were going by vehicle over the rough terrain and would be picked up by boat to be taken back to the United States.

When we got to the portage, everything was ready. We jumped into some old SUVs and went through Dawson’s Portage. It took about 45 minutes never going over 5 miles an hour. I was in the SUV with Grandpa Joe, Lori, and two dock boys – one being the “Cabana Boy.” I bet Rene was upset. However, I would have rather of gone in the other SUV had I been paying attention. The only good looking woman who worked at Zup’s was going home for her week vacation, and I was in the SUV with two dock boys instead of her. At the end of the trail, we unpacked the gear and waited to repack it in the boat coming from Scott’s.

We picked up the mini-van after checking in with U.S. customs at Scott’s. Once again, uneventful at customs, but the man on the U.S. side was not as jovial as the woman on the Canadian side. We drove the four to five hours to the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport. We had gotten there with plenty of time to spare and dropped them off in order for us to continue on our round-trip road trip – which for me, in total, ended up being 3,840 miles.

The ride home was uneventful. This time we did not encounter any vehicular difficulties. Once again I saw plenty of fields of corn and soy beans. Billboards littered the highways as people speeded by. We did our normal routine of driving – first shift, second shift, third shift, sleep, wake to do it over again. We would stop, like we did on the way up, at rest areas to use the restroom, smoke a cigar or cigarette, or have lunch. There wasn’t much stopping along the way until the evenings, and we didn’t hit much traffic until this one spot close to home in Florida.

Evidently, a few people had been killed in an accident. We had to wait an hour until we got on our way. As we passed by, it was not all cleaned up yet, and you could tell that in the flipped SUV someone had probably died. The other car had been removed already, but from the debris and the green bumper on the side of the road, it had been smashed as well.

We listened to a different book rented from Cracker Barrel. This one was “The Lighthouse” by P.D. James lasting twelve hours. I slept through pieces of it, and my grandfather caught me up when I awoke. It was a detective mystery novel, so it wasn’t too hard to catch up on. All I had to know was who died and find out at the end who did it.

I didn’t see any deer on the way back, but I did see that giant cross and the windmills. We didn’t get lost in Atlanta – probably because we passed through it on one of my grandfather’s shifts. All I know is by Atlanta, I was antsy to get home and out of the van.

We finally arrived at my grandparent’s house around 5 PM. We unpacked my grandfather’s stuff. I didn’t stay long at all since I still had about two hours ahead of me until I would be home. Driving through Tampa, anxious to get out of the vehicle, is not fun. However, the causeway into Clearwater was a nice change to see knowing I was getting close to my Uncle’s house and only forty minutes from getting home and seeing my cat – Alley – who was probably going crazy with me being gone for twelve days.

I hope I wasn’t short with my aunt, uncle, and cousin when I showed up with the mini-van. I didn’t want to socialize. All I wanted to do was transfer Rene’s and my stuff to my vehicle and get home. They laughed when I told them that saying that a 3800 mile round trip of driving was about to be over, and I just wanted to get there. They helped me load the gear into my little SUV and I was off.

When I got home, Alley was meowing, waiting for me, and happy to see me. I dropped all of my gear on the floor intending to unpack and put things away tomorrow. I went and jumped in the shower to rinse off the dirt and sweat of the day. The trip was over. I was home. And I didn’t get poison ivy.

Zup'in Canada - Part 12

2011-07-27T08:08:00.001-04:00

Bathroom / Toilet Paper

I saved the best part for last. This had to of been the one thing the women were worried about – especially Rene. It was also something Tommy was concerned about before the trip. His mother told a story that he asked her if he could practice out back of their house before he went. That gave everyone at the family gathering at the time a long, hearty laugh.

Everywhere on the trip, Rene carried toilet paper with her. She even took a roll for the portage trip home, just in case she needed to stop. The portage out was early, and she avoided coffee that morning so it didn’t percolate her digestive system into motion.

The women used a lot of wet wipes, but in defense, they had to dig a hole every time they went. Men have it a bit easier in that aspect. The line for the shovel, in the morning after coffee, was amusing. Someone was always looking for the shovel or waiting for it to return from use in the woods.

By the time we were done with the trip, the area we used looked like a mine field. Carefully dug and refilled holes sprouted up out of every nook and cranny. The most popular spots by trees and rocks (to hold your balance on) had been picked away - leaving a person to get creative on where to go number two, drop the kids off, pinch a loaf, cop a squat, or take a dump.

We never did run out of toilet paper, but it probably would have been the right amount had the women not brought wet wipes. One roll even ended up in the mini van for Grandpa Joe’s and my ride home – left by Rene – just in case.

Using the bathroom in the woods isn’t difficult. It just takes some balance and a way to hold the toilet paper. It’s uncomfortable, but doable. However, I’m sure everyone was happy to sit on a porcelain commode once it was all over.

Zup'in Canada - Part 11

2011-07-27T08:07:00.001-04:00

Entertainment

I found there were four forms of entertainment on this trip. Three of which will be retold here, and the other will take up its own section. There was no television set to watch or radio to listen to. The only humor I had was in the form of human comedy from my relatives.

The first was Uncle Keith and his obsession with twisty tie clean up. At first, there wasn’t much on the ground, and none of our group threw any there. However, from past groups on the island, they showed up as we walked over and disturbed the Earth under our feet. Everywhere he went we would hear one or a combination of the following: “Another twisty tie.” “Wow, there’s another one.” “Where are all of these coming from?”

It was amusing, and there were enough of them for him to find the entire time on the island. I kept thinking someone was pulling them out of the bag and throwing them back on the ground for Keith to find later. But I know it wasn’t me, and if it was another relative they never owned up to it.

Keith was also obsessed with making the fire every day and washing every day. I don’t think there was a day where he didn’t rinse off. He’s a cleanly man and likes things in order. He also didn’t shave the entire trip, which is very unlike him. It took his daughter to make a deal with him that she wouldn’t shave either.

The second funny incidents came from Rene after she had a few shots of tequila and whiskey during the course of the day and got back to camp. Uncle Bob, Rene, Tommy, and I decided to head back to Zup’s lodge and have a beer and take some to go (each beer was Labatt’s Blue and cost $3). On the way there, as Bob was driving us back to Zup’s, Rene said one of the rememberable lines of the trip. Through squinted eyes, holding her hat on her head, she stated, “Look. I can paddle real fast!” Then she proceeded to make a paddling motion. Tommy found it amusing, and laughed all the way back to the resort.

At the lodge, Rene told Tommy she thought one of the dock boys was cute and called him her “Cabana Boy,” which made Tommy laugh the entire camping trip. When we returned to camp, Rene made everyone laugh as she talked through squinty eyes. By the end of the night, Bob and I were almost caught up to her – which was the night I stayed up late with Tommy and caught a tick.

The third laugh we all had came from Tommy. It seems Tommy sleep talks and walks. This time, however, he didn’t walk, but he did talk and make motions in the middle of the night. He had the night moves. The first time I only heard it, being too tired to turn over after hearing Keith ask Tommy if he was alright. The second time, Keith tapped me on my back to turn over and watch Tommy play characters in his sleep.

The first time it happened, I heard muffled talking. I listened without turning over thinking it was Keith and Tommy talking. Then I realized it was only Tommy. I couldn’t understand what he was saying, and I overheard Keith say something to Tommy. The next morning, Keith told us all Tommy was sitting up in his cot, doggy paddling like a dog over and over, mumbling something. I started laughing and blurted out, “Yeah, he was saying, ‘Throw me the stick! Throw me the stick!’” We all laughed, and thought he had to of been doing it because of Dawson the yellow lab. Tommy wants a dog, and I think he was acting it out in his dreams.

After dinner the next night, we were wondering if Tommy would act anything out again in his sleep. He did, and this time I saw him. Instead of playing fetch, he was fishing. He was sitting up in his cot, reeling in his line as if he was catching a fish. Over and over he pulled back and reeled. It was hysterical, and Keith and I just watched for a bit then went back to sleep. Like I said, Tommy always had a pole in the water, even in his sleep.

Zup'in Canada - Part 10

2011-07-26T08:33:00.001-04:00

Bugs

This trip was not like the one I had taken fourteen years ago when it came to bugs. I only was bit by one hateful fly, which I already mentioned. And, as for mosquitoes, it was relatively mild. It was probably because we were covered in 98% deet, and were glowing fluorescent green to anyone looking from off shore. I will say it kept the bugs off of us. Of course, there was the ever daring or starving mosquito who decided to come in for a bite or a meal. The deet didn’t deter them.

One night, Tommy wanted to stay up a little later, and I was willing to test out the deet. As the sun was setting, and we were fishing, you could hear the rumble of the hordes coming. It was as if a freight train was heading towards us. In the pitch black, I could hear them swarming my head – at a consistent distance all around.

I turned my flashlight on and was in awe. There had to be over fifty or more of them hovering around me deciding on whether to stay away or danger the deet and come through. Like I said, not many did, and it was bearable. What was unbearable was the sound, so we ventured to the other side of the island where there were less of them since we weren’t in the cove area.

After a while, Tommy’s lure got caught on a rock. We had to climb into the canoe and unhook it. We ended up climbing through brush and weeds. Luckily, this time, I did not catch poison ivy. Tommy, however caught a tick on his thigh, and I caught a tick on the side of my ass. Our grandfather helped us get them both out. Tommy noticed his when he woke up in the morning. I noticed mine when we were bathing later on the sandbar beach area.

Besides those incidents, I think we usually made it inside before the bugs came out in force. The sun didn’t really go down until 10 PM anyway, and it rose at 5 AM. That was a great time to sleep and avoid the bugs.

Zup'in Canada - Part 9

2011-07-26T08:32:00.001-04:00

Weather

The weather was a little hot. The way the tents were set up and the island was situated did not allow for the breeze to flow through. The days were hot under the sun, and the nights were hot inside the tent. A couple of nights, it was cool. However, the main perception was that it was hot – but not as hot as Florida.

One night a thunderstorm blew through. There was a ton of lightning and thunder rumbling through the wilderness. The animals were quiet, and the rain was coming into the window of the tent on my side. I reluctantly closed it, because that meant less cool air from the outside rain. This was the one night I didn’t need the white noise of my Uncle Keith’s sleep-aid-breathing machine that keeps him from snoring. And, believe me, it works. The one night he didn’t have it - because his machine’s battery uncharged - Keith snored like the thunder of the storm.

Zup'in Canada - Part 8

2011-07-25T10:53:00.002-04:00

Fishing

Overall, fishing was ok. I wouldn’t say it was great, but it was not horrible. I think overall I caught fifteen fish. Tommy caught the most, but he also had his fishing pole in the water the most. Whether it was on a boat or off the camp shore, he was fishing or doing something. I guess at thirteen you get bored easily. If he wasn’t fishing, he was throwing rocks into the water, peeling bark off trees, or canoeing out into the middle of the lake to get water for later use. He was always moving around, but it seems he had a blast. He was either smiling or looking serious. And the seriousness was only when he was trying to catch a fish.

Rene finally stopped being skunked on the third day. She finally decided to listen to me on how to set a hook. Previously, she had plenty of bites, but never landed a fish. On the third or fourth day, she landed a whopper – I think 32 inches. It was in the protected limit, so we had to throw it back.

Actually, we threw most every fish back. No one seemed to want to eat any. So, one day, after one of the fish Rene caught died, we started keeping them. Lori wouldn’t keep hers on principle, but would eat some later if we caught enough. As a result, Uncle Keith didn’t keep his either. By the end of the day though, we had enough to fry up. Beer battered and all, the fish filets were good. The only problem was all of the y-bones. Once I got the hang of it, it was easy to find them. Before that though, I accidentally swallowed one. Luckily the bones were flimsy, and it didn’t get stuck in my throat.

The last day, Rene and I got stuck on rocks in the boat. The one and only time it happened while I was driving the boat. Uncle Keith accidentally air jumped one day over a rock, scratching the motor and the rock he jumped over. I only hit the plastic trolling motor on a little rock. The reason we ended up on the rocks was Rene’s fault.

As we were floating towards and inlet of rocks and grass, she thought she caught a fish. Then she thought she didn’t, so I put down the trolling motor to get us out of there. Then Rene changed her mind and did have a fish. She pulled it close to the boat as I tried to maneuver the motor and the net. I got the fish on the boat then tried to watch the motor. Rene refused to unhook the fish due to the pike’s teeth. I tried to unhook it, but it was deep in its throat. In the end, the fish had died, and we were on the rocks. If I had known the fish was going to die, I would have made sure the boat was off the rocks. But, in the end, a life is more precious than some plastic and aluminum rubbing on some rocks.

The entire trip, no one caught a walleye. Well, Lori might have caught one, but they weren’t sure. I think she got it up beside the boat, but it kicked the hook. I also think my grandfather was disappointed he didn’t catch any walleye. He was partnered with Tommy, and Tommy didn’t like the slow monotony of trolling the bottom. He liked casting and my grandfather knew it. So he humored his grandson and missed out on the walleye.

Zup'in Canada - Part 7

2011-07-25T10:52:00.002-04:00

Day Portage

The next morning we all decided to take a portage to an inland lake. We were told by Mark that it would be a half mile trek up a hill and half mile trek down the hill. He said it wasn’t easy, but there was a canoe and two motor boats waiting at the lake.

We didn’t know how much of a trek it was going to be, so we planned on taking our two canoes in over the portage. Boy were we wrong. Once we got there, I wasn’t even sure if my grandfather would make it up and down the hill. So I went up first to check it out. What I found was a very rocky, steep hill surrounded by tons and tons of bugs. I went back down to tell everyone to deet up and asked my grandfather if he wanted to still try, because it wasn’t going to be easy.

Replaced hip and all, he nodded yes and started walking. I followed behind him keeping my hand on the small of his back during various times. Needless to say, he did well and made it. All of us were a bit worn out from the portage, so I could only imagine how my grandfather felt – let alone knowing he had to do it again in a couple of hours.

We untied the boats and canoe, climbed in and started fishing. It was a hot day, and little to no fish were caught. We tried fishing the bottom, but all we did was catch rocks. I didn’t catch a fish the entire time on the lake, but did catch one later that evening at camp – one of the biggest caught so far for the trip. However, at the inland lake, we decided to find the flat area on the shore in order to jump in, cool off, and bathe.

The water was very cold, but refreshing. The rocky bottom was algae covered. So instead of walking in, I basically surfed in trying to avoid stubbing my toe on one of the larger rocks littering the bottom. We all washed up in the cold water, then stood on the shore for a while drying off. It was there that I got my one and only bite by a giant fly. It hurt like hell and welted. The mark didn’t go away until a few days after the trip.

After everyone was done drying off and changed back out of their bathing suits, we portaged back to our boats. The portage this time didn’t seem as bad since I knew what to expect. However, I think it took a toll on my body and everyone else’s, because after catching my two pike for the day and eating a wonderful dinner, I was beat. I had to be tired, because, once again, I slept through the night mildly tossing and turning.

Zup'in Canada - Part 6

2011-07-21T12:49:00.001-04:00

Wilkins Bay – Island Tent Camp

We woke up early in order to eat breakfast and use a real toilet for the last time. After that, our gear was packed into three motor boats – two boats held two people, the third boat held three. My Grandfather and Cousin Tommy went in one boat. My Uncle Keith and his daughter, my cousin, Lori went in the second boat. My Uncle Bob, Rene, and I went in the third boat. We followed a few of the dock boys (who had all of the supplies and food we would need) to our island tent camp. We docked on the shore, unloaded our gear and tackle, and set up camp.

The camp consisted of three tents. One tent was for Grandpa Joe and Uncle Bob – the two tallest of the group. Lori and Rene occupied the triangle tent. Keith, Tommy, and I slept in the middle tent. The tents had a cot and a sleeping pad for each person causing the tent I was in to have no room whatsoever to move around in. The others were packed tightly, but not as tight as we were.

There were two grills to cook food on – and the food they left for us was delicious and plentiful. We definitely did not have to worry about running out of food. In fact, at the end of the trip, Lori, Rene, and I took some stuff home with us – Kool Aide, oatmeal, tea, coffee. The only hard part about the food situation was the drinking water. No one wanted to drink out of the lake itself, so Uncle Bob brought a portable filtration system that you could pump the water through. The water wasn’t delicious and it was very soft, but it did the trick and no one got sick.

We even had our own friendly squirrel on our island. Seems, some of the small creatures migrated there during the winter when the lakes were frozen, but then got stuck when they melted. They were friendly, as squirrels usually are – constantly looking for food or barking from the trees.

There was other wild life out there during the days and throughout the nights. I heard many a loon’s call, whistling elk, and howling wolves. At times it seemed as if they were talking to each other, and at others it merely seemed like they were talking over each other. One day I caught a small frog, and one night Tommy and I caught a toad. I only spotted one deer the entire time we were on the lakes. However, we did see fish, and that was the reason we all came up there in the first place. To camp, fish, and get away from everything in the real world.

After the camp was prepared, we set up the reels and poles, put the tackle in the boats, and started up the motors to fish. Once again, everyone went in the same boats they started in with the same people. Bob, Rene, and I headed out. We started out close to our camp. Bob caught a couple of fish – two northern pike I believe, but then we received no bites. It decided to rain on us for less than half of an hour, but we were prepared with our rain gear. After the short shower, we decided we were going to go to the other side of Zup’s and try a spot over there where Mark - the owner of Zup’s (he is the original owner’s son I am told) - had marked on the map for us before we headed out that morning. Bob was driving, Rene was in the middle, and I was at the front.

Driving over the water, my uncle gunned it. The wind whipped against my face as my brimmed fishing hat bent from the force. We held on, bouncing over the little waves and the wakes of other boats. We cruised around little islands and through inlets until we came to a small cove area. We opted to fish there.

We caught some fish – all smallmouth bass – and tossed them back to nature. I have never eaten smallmouth bass, but from what Bob and Keith say from past Canada trips, I don’t want to eat it if I have a choice. The sun was beating down on us; we were getting hungry, so we decided to head back to camp. Again, the ride back was fun. We docked at our island and climbed up the trail. Everyone else was there and we had a late lunch.

I think we went back out after that to go fishing again, but I caught no fish. For the first day, I caught two smallmouth bass. At least I wasn’t skunked like Rene had been, but to her defense, she didn’t know how to set a hook – which she finally learned on the third day. Everyone else caught something the first day – whether it was northern pike or smallmouth bass.

We ate a big dinner. I can’t remember what we had on what particular day at what particular meal. However, I do know we had hot dogs, sausage, hamburgers, steak, lunch meat, salami, eggs, hash browns, oatmeal, coffee, orange juice, and more. My cousin Tommy got the nickname “Garbage Disposal” since he ate whatever was leftover. I can’t blame him. When I was thirteen I ate like a horse too. He’s a growing boy, but man. At night, after the food had started through his digestive system, he would let out roaring farts – some causing the squirrels to cry for mercy and the wolves to howl in fear.

That night was a bit uncomfortable sleeping on a cot without a pillow. However, I must have been tired, because I don’t remember much tossing and turning until later on during the trip.

Zup'in Canada - Part 5

2011-07-20T10:05:00.002-04:00

Zup’s Resort

Zup’s was pleasant to the eye. It looked like a camping resort. A giant lodge, small cabins placed around the area, a shower room, garage / storage area, tons of aluminum and fiberglass canoes, motor boats, and of course, two dogs – one young, one old – both yellow labs. The entire time we spent there, the young dog wanted to play fetch – on land, but mainly in the water. He was good at it, and we all thought he’d be a great hunting dog.

When we arrived and checked in, it was dinner time. We all sat down to a giant meal of salad, steak with mushrooms, French fries, a vegetable, and lemonade or iced tea. It was too much to eat, and I don’t think anyone finished their entire plate, but I could be mistaken.

After dinner, we were shown to our cabin. It was big and could sleep ten. There were four bedrooms – two with two beds, two with three beds. There were two bathrooms. That was it. There were portable fans to keep us cool and a fridge if we needed one. We all took our gear to our rooms and settled in for the evening.

Everyone knew it would be an early night. We enjoyed the outside on benches downstairs from our cabin. It was hot in the cabin rooms so we sat, chatted, and played fetch with the yellow lab, who I think was named Dawson. My grandfather and Uncle Bob smoked a cigar. My sister and I smoked a few Winston cigarettes. My sister and I had packed a bottle of Jim Beam, and Uncle Bob had stopped off on our way up and bought some Jose Cuervo. We took a few shots, laughed a little telling stories, then waited for the sun to go down and the bugs to come out. It was time for bed. In the morning we would be heading to our tent camp on an island in Wilkins Bay – Ontario, Canada.

Zup'in Canada - Part 4

2011-07-20T10:03:00.000-04:00

Scott’s Transport

Scott’s sat on Crane Lake. It wasn’t only a transport. It seemed it also owned land and sold lots based on the signs I saw amongst whatever else this mysterious Scott did. The lots all ran over $300,000 – much more than a humble teacher can afford. We unloaded all of our gear and tackle then waited for our turn to be taken into Canada via boat. Last time we road a giant bus, and we went through a different outfitter. This time, instead of driving through Dawson’s Portage on a bouncy 45 minute drive, we were going to be boating it – and they had an interesting way of portaging the boat from lake to lake which I’ll get to in a minute.

The people at Scott’s piled all our gear into the jet boat and we were off. Our first stop was at Canadian customs. We had the appropriate identification, and it took a whole five minutes for all of us to be back in the boat. The kid driver was a crazy fool. He had to of driven this passage many of times, because he was cruising through little inlets and taking giant sweeping turn around bends.

We drove to the end of one lake and got out. The driver hitched a chain to the front of the boat and loaded it onto the platform. The boat was pulled over land on railroad tracks to the next lake. It was an interesting set up. Walking over the short portage was much easier and more pleasant than portaging in a vehicle after spending three days on the road in a mini-van. We had one more portage like this to go through then we would be at our destination for the evening.

The kid driver took us all the way into Zup’s. The dock boys unloaded all of our gear and told us to leave it on the dock. They would put all of it up by the cabin we would be staying the night in.

Zup'in Canada - Part 3

2011-07-19T13:53:00.000-04:00

The Drive Up

I don’t work in the summers. The perk teachers get for being paid a lower salary than most of the working world. As a result, I volunteered to drive with my Grandfather in Uncle Keith’s van. The two of us decided to drive all of the fishing gear and tackle, along with everyone’s packs and bags, from Florida to Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota to pick the five others up at the airport. Uncle Bob was flying in from Phoenix after being in California on a business trip. The four others were flying in from Orlando.

We opted to drive the gear rather than fly because of all the terrorism paranoia going on in the country. We surely couldn’t bring fishing gear, tackle, and knives on a plane without a headache. Besides, it had been a while since I drove across country, and this time I’d have someone driving with me rather than driving solo. It would be quality time to spend with my Grandfather as well.

I left Seminole, Florida on Wednesday, July 5th, to drive to my Uncle Keith’s house in Safety Harbor to pick up the mini-van. When I got there, it was already packed with my uncle’s stuff as well as my Cousin Lori’s gear. I transferred my sister’s and my gear into the van, left my key on the counter inside for them to move my vehicle, hit the restroom, and was off to my grandparent’s house in The Villages. When I arrived at my grandparent’s, we packed the van with the rest of the gear, ate dinner, slept, and woke up early to head out onto the road.

I had already warned my early-bird grandfather that I wouldn’t be awake enough to drive until about 9:00 AM after the coffee kicked in. So we made a silent deal. He would drive the morning shift. I would dive the middle shift. And he would finish off the last leg, ending by pulling into a hotel so we could start if all over again the next day. It was a good compromise to me, because a few mornings I fell asleep while my grandfather was driving.

We left Thursday around 6:30 AM. The drive was uneventful for the most part. We drove north through Atlanta, Georgia – getting lost a few miles by me taking the wrong exit. However, we were soon back on our way to cruise through Tennessee, Kentucky, and the beginning of Illinois. There we a lot of farming fields of corn and soy beans along the route. At one point there was a giant cross in the middle of no where. We saw a few deer along the side of the road grazing. We also saw a huge land area of windmills – over 50 of them by my count – powering, hopefully, the entire city. We had driven about ten hours and thought that after entering the Illinois border we would stop for the night and find a hotel.

We were driving five miles over the speed limit, as we did the entire trip to avoid speeding tickets. Just after mile marker six on I-24 I heard a sound like a tire blowing out. My Grandfather was driving and thought it was the mini-van next to us until all the air deflated and we realized it was us. We pulled over to the side of the road right before Exit 7 for Goreville / Tunnel Hill and called AAA.

While we were waiting for AAA, we decided it would be a good idea to try to get the flat on. It took a while – figuring out where the spare was, lowering it down, pulling on the lug nuts (which were tight as hell), replacing the tire, then realizing the spare was too flat. We waited for the tow truck, and when he arrived, he told us he’d have to tow us to Marion, because he didn’t have air in that truck. He said Wal-Mart might still be open and they could help us. If they weren’t open, he could drop us off there and we would have to get it fixed in the morning.

The tow truck driver was very nice. The poor guy had a migraine, but he still was helpful. He called ahead to a buddy he knew in case Wally World, as he called it, wasn’t open. The buddy could help us. He just wouldn’t be able to balance the tires.

We pulled up to Wally World at 7:55 PM just as the shop keeper was putting up the closing chain. He saw us, and looking a bit disgruntled, put down the chain. They would help us, and we were saved. Luckily, we would not have to wait in the morning and could get on our way. We had a feeling we would lose a lot of time if all of this hadn’t turned out perfectly well.

The next morning we were on our way again. We had picked up a book on tape – The 5th Horseman by James Patterson – to listen to the day before – ten hours long. We continued listening to the story as we drove on through Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, and Minnesota. We arrived in Minneapolis-St. Paul around 6 PM. Uncle Bob had gotten a suite for us on his company’s tab (I believe). We were planning on going there, eating dinner, and picking my uncle up at the airport later that evening if he was able to catch an earlier flight out.

Unfortunately, Uncle Bob didn’t catch the flight and wasn’t going to get in until around 11:30 PM. So my grandfather and I went and checked in, dropped off our clothes, went to eat at Chili’s, then returned to our room to watch television and fall asleep. Everyone else would be picked up in the morning, and we would all head directly out from the airport to Canada.

The others arrived around 11:30 AM Saturday. Earlier that morning we had taken Uncle Bob to rent a car. He had to leave a few days earlier than us due to some business – so he needed his own way to get back to the airport. Everyone piled in to either the rented Jeep Liberty or the mini-van. Rene and I went with Uncle Bob. Everyone else went with Grandpa Joe. We were finally off, and in about 5 hours we would be at Scott’s on Crane Lake ready to be transported by boat to Zup’s Resort.

Zup'in Canada - Part 2

2011-07-19T13:51:00.002-04:00

Introduction

I had been to Canada on a family trip fourteen years ago back when I was eighteen. It was during a simpler time before I grew into an adult having adult responsibilities. The trip was different than the one we were planning on going on this time. People were older – my Grandfather was turning 71 on the trip. A different group was going – half those that went last time wimped out this time. The group consisted of the following: Grandpa Joe, Uncle Bob, Uncle Keith, Cousin Lori, Cousin Tommy, Sister Rene, and me – seven of us.

During the previous trip, it was hot as hell. The black flies were out biting through jeans, socks, deet, and anything else you could find to cover your body but still try to stay cool. I also enjoyed the personal experience of poison ivy last trip. I wouldn’t wish it upon anyone – itching, blistering, sweating . . .

We were camping on an island with motor boats rather than portaging with all of our gear in canoes day after day. This trip would be different. At least before we started out, I hoped it would be.

Zup'in Canada - Part 1

2011-07-19T13:50:00.004-04:00

Prologue

This is an attempt of preservation, written to preserve a memory before it leaves the confines of my brain, or I lose it by killing more brain cells that hold these pieces of information. I am writing this as I remember it in order to look back on an experience and enjoy it again in my old age.

Those members of my family who were also on the trip will probably have different versions of the same experiences. As with any experience within a group, each person has their own take on what happened. And this is how I perceived it . . .

Humanocracy - Part 17

2011-05-24T09:30:00.000-04:00

I met Jones in the parking lot the next night for our bartering session. The joint put my mind more at ease than I had been at weeks for some strange reason. I thought, at the time, it was because I was about to embark on my last journey through the Kaleidoscope Gate. Jones just laughed as he read my thoughts, and I somewhat blushed at forgetting that the two of us could read each other’s thoughts. We both clambered out of his car and walked through the propped open doors.

As usual, our Quacktails were waiting for us as we sat down. Once again, I got an early start and began to down the Quacktails one after the other. Billy just kept bringing me more as my eyes burned and my head spun.

“Tonight is the night we finally all meet each other,” Nameno broke out. Tasiny and our fair son will walk together along this final journey. After tonight the Quacks will know as much as they can for now. None of us knows what the future will bring, but what all of us do know is that we will get the last piece we have been searching for tonight. So, to Tasiny and our fair son, we drink these Quacktails to you!”

“Here, here,” the room echoed louder than ever, and every single Quack drank their Quacktail. Billy served us more, but this time he gave Tasiny and myself two for the road.

I did not talk to Tasiny on our way down to the Gate. I barely looked at him. He barely looked at me. I think the two of us were walking in sadness since we thought this would be our last journey and our knowledge would soon end. I think the two of us were also afraid that after tonight our search for knowledge was on our own.

We reached the Gate and walked through. We did not have to wait long for the voice to begin.

“The final stage is upon the Quacks tonight,” the voice began. “What you have learned thus far must be taken with you in order for you to reach higher levels. After this, I cannot guide you any farther. However, you must guide yourselves. The knowledge I have imparted you with are only the stepping-stones in which to further your understanding. For no one being can be taught everything unless he or she walks into the unknown on his or her own. Tonight I will explain the Duality of Existence – through which each Quack can realize what it is each is surviving against. Humanity exists in a world of black and white, up and down, left and right, front and back, fat and skinny, tall and short, large and small, etc., etc. Humanity live in a world of duality – simply put it is a duality of positive and negative. Each of these complement and eradicate each other. Every thing in existence complements each other at the extremes and eradicates (or negates) each other at the center. Where is the middle ground or gray area? Where is the neutralizing force? Where is the in-between? Unfortunately, it is not there physically for Humanity, because the Physical Reality is filled with contradictions. Where the middle ground exists is between the lapses of Time. In between the moments, where everything stops (or so it seems), the dual nature of existence disappears and everything becomes one. It is between these lapses of Time that humanity becomes one with everything. All three forces – positive, negative, and neutral – combine to make everything one. The Physical Reality is full of dual systems; it is inherent in its nature. In between the physical, at the Point of Existence, is the gray area, the one-ness of everything! There is not separation between forms and beings in the in-between. In the In-Between, where the Immaterial meets the Material, is where all three forces create eternity. The trick to all of Reality is to balance these forces in order to transcend each of the Four Planes of Existence. The trick to all of it is to balance these forces to keep Humanity on track to reach Plane Four – Spiritual Reality! The last words I have to say to you come from a great sage. And he said:

‘I live in fear of what I once day may become.

Fear of the simplicity and the calm.

For so much is confused by the chaos,

That to forget about it would be death.

But death to the social world is what I need.

Death to this social reality I am forced to exist within is what I want.

Death to all I know is what I shall become.

For without death there is no rebirth.

Without death there is no new beginning.

Without death there is nothing that can be reborn

Without death to all I have been taught there is no Sanity.’

Go Quacks out into the world! Understand the nature behind it! Comprehend your existence within it! Realize your potential among it! Transcend each Plane one by one! Begin the work that was once existent but has become lost! Reshape the thoughts behind Reality! Reshape Humanity’s existence!”

And with that the voice stopped speaking, the dark room became lit, and Lear and I walked out through the Gate into the common area from the strobe lit room. All of the Quacks were waiting. All of the Quacks were told what we had heard! None of us knew when we would be blessed with further knowledge, so we took the knowledge we were given and ran into the world to see what may become of it!

THE END

Humanocracy - Part 16

2011-05-23T10:15:00.000-04:00

Admer and I emerged from the strobe lit room, but this time it was as if I was unable to explain what I had been through. It took Nameno a couple of times asking, and a couple of Quacktails downed, until I was able to explain what I had experienced. I had a difficult time explaining, but between Admer and myself we did a good job. By the time I was finished, every Quack knew that we had one more night to get through in order to complete our knowledge up to this point. The only thing I wondered about was who would be my next partner. I knew ten of the eleven Quacks now, but there was still one whom I saw that I did not know the name of. I shook it off and realized I would meet him tomorrow on what I thought was my final journey through the Gate.

Humanocracy - Part 15

2011-05-20T10:27:00.001-04:00

The following evening, I met Jones once again in his car in the parking lot. We did not talk much, but we did our normal bartering routine. When I had finished the joint, the two of us went inside. As we walked through the door, I had a weird feeling. On one hand, I knew the Quacks were getting close to the end of our knowledge. On the other hand, I knew there was so much more to know than what we were going to be told. I shook the feeling off, sat down with Jones at our table, and quickly drank my Quacktail. Billy brought me another one as Nameno began to speak to the Quacks.

“Once again, we are here to push further into the unknown. What we might find no one can tell. However, without our fair son we would not know half as much as we do today. To our fair son.”

The room bellowed in cheer, “Here, here,” and finished their Quacktails. As Billy furnished us with more Quacktails – and I kept downing my faster and faster, as my eyes burnt and my head spun – Nameno began to speak.

“Tonight, our fair son will be accompanied by Admer. Billy get them another round and let them begin their next journey.”

I had never met Admer before. Admer was a tall and skinny man. He had a clean face, and he wore an interesting, leather hat. He had also always worn old, tired suits and was dressed in one this evening. I walked over to his table and sat down. All of the other Quacks left us alone.

“Are you ready?” I asked.

“As ready as I can be, I suppose. What should I expect?”

“Expect nothing, for there is nothing any of us can expect. You have heard what I have experienced so far. That is all I can tell you. There is a voice, and I am sure we will hear it again. But what the voice will tell us I have not a clue.”

“Shall we proceed then?” Admer asked.

“Yes, but first I must see Billy.” I walked up to the bar and Billy’s machine and downed three Quacktails before Admer and I started our descent to the Gate. I was carrying another Quacktail with me and finished it before we stepped through the Kaleidoscope Gate. Admer was looking at me as if he did not know what to expect. The funny thing is, I did not know what to expect either.

On the other side of the Gate there was darkness. There was no voice, no console, and no light. Even the Gate disappeared without a trace. I was beginning to get worried when I heard something in the distance. The voice rang out.

“This way, Quacks. There is another door you must step through in order to understand all of this. Walk forward and you will find the door.”

Admer and I did walk forward, for about a hundred paces, and then we found the door. I opened the door and headed through with Admer following at my heels.

The voice began again, “Take the two vials on the table in front of you and take their sweet nectar.”

I handed one vial to Admer and took the other in my hand. I saw Admer’s reluctance to drink what he had been given so I drank mine first. Admer followed suit. Within an instant the room began to spin, and I had no understanding of where I was or where I was going.

“Don’t worry about your confusion right now, it is common,” the voice continued. “Not many people have made it thus far, and those that have who are of your race are always confused by the vial’s contents. It will not wear off until we are finished and you leave through the Gate, so get used to it now. The more you get used to it the better you will understand what I am about to say.”

I stumbled around for a few minutes and finally got my bearings. When I did, I noticed Admer sitting on the floor regaining his composure. He finally stood up and the voice continued.

“This place is called In Between and Dreaming. Each of you has lost enough self-consciousness to enter into the same state you Humans are in when you dream. Dreaming, for you Humans, is the closest your race can get to understand the true basis behind everything you exist in every day. It is in your dreams where the Human conscious works out its problems in an interesting way. Dreaming is almost as if you are dead and on the other side of your Physical Reality. For in your dreams you can fly, walk through walls, die but not die, and see what lies beyond the every day Physical Reality. Dreaming is the key to understanding aspects of immaterial existence. It is a way for the body to lie at rest while the mind materializes ‘real’ images showing Humanity what true Spirit would be like. Without a lot of work and conserved energy, Humanity can never understand the Spiritual Reality (4^th Plane), but through Dreaming the Body, Heart, and Mind can combine to show the Soul its true nature. Dreams are often confusing, because the Mind is trying to process all of the fear, anxiety, hopes, experiences, etc. that the physical body goes through each day. So a true picture of what the Soul, or Spiritual Reality, is cannot always be observed since the mind tries to control the dreaming state. What Humans call lucent dreaming is the closest a physical being can come to understanding the true Spiritual Plane. If one truly thinks about it, odd dreams come every once in a while that try and help each individual realize what is the truth behind all that one experiences each day. If you stop and think for a moment, I guarantee each of you have had these types of dreams.”

The voice stopped for a while, and I tried to think if there were any dreams that I had dreamt over the years that would make this true. And I realized I had dreamt of those things the voice was trying to tell Admer and me.

I had dreamt of monkey in a cage – three of them. At a beach. I let them out and realized what I had done. In reality, these monkey men were always around me – hiding all of the time, but they were there. This dream was trying to tell me that there are other dimensions existing at the same time as I exist in my dimension. I can’t always see the monkey men, but they are there, just a couple of vibrations off of my existence.

Another dream I had was of a weird series of circles that were rotating and traveling through each other. I did not understand the dream at the time, but when I woke up I was left with the impression that energy moves this way. Each individual observer, being, perceives energy in concentric circles, overlapping and passing through each other. Now that I had been told of hw the Material forms from the Immaterial this made sense.

I also dreamt that I was in a classroom looking out the window onto barren land – nothing to be seen except the horizon and the sun setting. There was a teacher at the board, and he was drawing a diagram while showing the mathematical formulas representing each section he drew. He was trying to show how to represent what we saw out the window in mathematical formulas. I felt stupid, because it was supposed to be easy. Unfortunately I did not understand, and the math never stuck in my mind. However, when I awoke, the diagram the teacher was explaining did stick in my mind. It was then that I realized I learned about Reality conceptually rather than mathematically as others of my race can understand.

There have been other dreams, in my past when I was younger, that taught me just as great of concepts as these I remembered here. Unfortunately, those dreams were before I realized what wisdom I was being told through them. As I recalled these dreams that had such an impact on my life, I realized that everyone has these dreams at some point in their lives. Humanity just does not know that the answers they are seeking are coming through this medium. It is here, in between the conscious and the unconscious, where the answers to what lies beyond exist.

The voice confirmed my thoughts as I sat on the ground in the dark and figured all of this out. At each epiphany, the voice told me I was on the right track. It was a while until I realized Admer sitting in front of me staring at the opposite wall. The two of us were in a daze, sifting through the dreams we had had and making sense of them all finally. It was here, in this silence, when I realized that all I had learned beyond the Gate, and even before the Gate, made perfect sense. Nothing was real; yet everything was real.

Humanocracy - Part 14

2011-05-19T08:08:00.000-04:00

No sooner than we stepped through did the console rise up from the ground. This time the button had a large R on it. I looked at Lear as I stepped forward and pushed it. To my surprise, the console sunk back into the ground, and we were left in darkness. I hurriedly looked back to make sure the Gate was still there. To my horror it was not! I started to panic a bit. The only thing that kept me sane was Lear’s calm expression on his face. Little did he know that this had not happened before, so he did not know what to expect. I tried to calm down, but the only thing that kept running through my head was the conversation I had with Jones before this night started. Just as my panic began to rise higher, a light from above turned on and the voice began to speak.

“Humanity lives in only one dimension that exists called the Physical Reality. There are many dimensions out there that Humans cannot see. At times, Humans see a part of the other dimensions but write it off as hysteria, dementia or a bad lunch. However, they are there but are beyond what Humanity can perceive. This is not because Humanity is looking in the wrong places. It is merely because the Human, as a physical being, is created only to see the Physical Reality. When a Human catches a glimpse of the other dimensions it should not be written off as it normally is. Instead, it should be taken as real since it is the experience that matters and nothing else. Whatever one experiences is real - it is Reality. However, the Reality Humans exist in can be diagrammed as such:”

When the voice said those words, the light above shone brighter. Lear and I noticed a large diagram that was being depicted on the floor around us. It took a moment to grasp the entirety of it since we were standing in the middle of the diagram and had to move around in order to get the full effect. The diagram looked as such:

Lear and I walked around the diagram many times trying to figure out the concept behind it. At one point, Lear began to smile as if he finally grasped the whole diagram. He just stood still and closed his eyes. A few moments later, I had this overwhelming feeling come over me, and I too understood the diagram in its entirety. Not only did I understand it, but it was as if it soaked into my Soul. I closed my eyes along with Lear and waited.

I felt someone poking at my side and opened my eyes. I opened my eyes to a dark room and saw Lear to my left. The diagram had disappeared. The light above us had gone off. The Gate was still missing! We sat down and waited some more.

After about fifteen minutes of silence, the voice began to speak again.

“You have now been given the true Diagram of Reality. I am unable to explain it any simpler than the diagram already does. There are, however, a few Common Misconceptions that Humanity must overcome in order to realize Reality to its fullest potential. They are being told to you as how most of Humanity thinks about Reality as a whole. You must remember that these statements are misconceptions and are not true. In fact, their exact opposite is true to the nature of Physical Reality. These Common Misconceptions are as follows:

- Space and Time exist!

· False - they are just a figment of a 4-Dimensional reality

- Humans do not have a soul

· False – every being (planet and animal) has a Soul

- Materialism is the key

· False – the more material objects one has, the more attached one becomes

- DO don’t BE

· False – if you BE you realize eternity; if you DO you drive yourself insane

- Heaven is what one finds after one dies

· False – Heaven is accessible every day at every moment

- Color, Race, Sex and Creed matter

· False – all Souls are created equal

- Religion should be fought over

· False – all religions say the same thing = BE a good Human being

- My God is better than your God

· False – all Gods are the equal creation of themselves (the Source)

- Life is simple

· False – the objective behind it is simple; the existence of it is not

- All one must do is live, die and pay taxes

· False – life is consumed with ups/downs and undulations of good/bad

- Every Human is an individual

· False – Humans are individuals in their experiences, but everyone is connected to the Source

The voice went on, “For now Quacks know the understanding behind how Physical Reality is created. Also, the Common Misconceptions of your race have been made clear. Go forth until tomorrow when two more must come forward and learn of more. One of the two of you will come back tomorrow. Another will follow with you.”

The voice stopped as the Kaleidoscope Gate reappeared. Lear and I went back to the common room. I didn’t know about Lear, but I needed a Quacktail. And a Quacktail was what I received as soon as I stepped out of the strobe lit room.

Once again, I told all of the Quacks about what Lear and I had received. Lear, like Snepal, filled in the gaps as I told the rest of the Quacks about what happened. Nameno, once again, commented on how short of a time the two of us had been gone, and I began to realize that my theory was right. Space and Time did not exist beyond the Gate. The evening ended with all of us understanding that we would continue tomorrow. I went home and slept like a baby.

Humanocracy - Part 13

2011-05-18T08:36:00.002-04:00

The next night, I met Jones in the parking lot. I hopped into his car. He gave me a joint. I gave him a cigarette. The two of us could not contain our excitement about what was to come.

“Well, fair son, obviously you are the one who must go through the Gate each time. Your companions, however, will most likely change each time. I never would have thought all of this would unfold the first night I met you here in the parking lot.”

“Me neither, Jones. But who will go with me this time?”

“Those decisions must be left up to Nameno. He knows each of our strengths and weaknesses. He will make the right decision.”

“What if he doesn’t? What do you think will happen to the two of us who try to go through the Gate?”

“Well, for one thing, I don’t think Nameno will make a mistake. But if he did, I think you would come into empty space and not be able to learn anything. I am not trying to scare you or anything. Yet, if a mistake does occur, well . . .”

“Well, what?”

“Well, I think it will be the last time we barter here in the parking lot.”

“Thanks a lot.”

“Don’t worry. Trust in Nameno. He knows what he is doing. Finish off the joint. You are going to need it. Besides, everything will be fine. Remember what Selmip said. Keep your mind simple. Don’t complicate things. Just flow with all of this. You will be fine.”

I took Jones’ advice and finished the joint. Jones finished his cigarette. The two of us strolled through the propped open door and found our respective seats. Billy had already poured the Quacktails, and they were waiting for us when we sat down.

Nameno took his spot at the front by the bar.

“I believe we will take another step forward this evening,” Nameno started. “I would like to make this toast to two of our Quacks this evening. Without either of them we would never have been able to take these steps. Here’s to you, Jones, for bringing in our fair son. And here’s to you, fair son, for allowing us to venture further into our beliefs.”

“Here, here,” the room bellowed as all us Quacks finished out Quacktails. Billy soon replenished us all with another round.

“Well, I believe I know which two of us must venture through the Gate this evening. Of course, fair son, you are one of them. As for the second, I believe Lear needs to join him.”

I had never met Lear, but realized who he was when he stood up and bowed to the room. Lear was a large fellow. He sported a goatee and long hair that was pulled back behind his head. I was glad that he was a big guy – just in case something went wrong. I stood up and walked over to Lear to introduce myself. It was a very informal introduction, since Lear already knew who I was. He had a giant smile on his face, and I could see in his eyes that he seemed to know what was to come. Lear and I finished our Quacktails, grabbed another round from Billy, and descended to the Gate. On the way, I asked him a question that I wanted answered.

“Lear, what is it that you know?”

“What do you mean, fair son?”

“In your eyes, I could see that you knew something about what was to happen.”

“Nothing really. I have just studied for this moment all of my life. You probably saw my anticipation and confidence coming out.”

“Well, maybe, but what is it that you have studied?”

“I have studied everything that deals with what we are dealing with. I have read many scholars, sages, saints, and philosophers. The one thing I do know is that what is to come will come. We need not be worried.”

“That alleviates some of my anxiety. Before we go in, I need to do something.” I finished my Quacktail, closed my eyes, and let the burn course through my body. I was ready. “Ready?”

“Of course.”

We walked through the Kaleidoscope Gate.

Humanocracy - Part 12

2011-05-17T09:07:00.002-04:00

As we emerged from the strobe lit room back into the common area, everyone turned to look at us in both surprise and wonder. Nameno was the first to speak.

“Billy, get them each a Quacktail. I’m sure they have much to explain.”

Billy poured Snepal and I a round, and the two of us sat down at a table as the others gathered around.

“We are quite excited to hear your tale,” Nameno began again. “You were only gone a few moments, so I am quite confused as to how much you might have to tell. But please, do begin.”

Snepal looked at me and nodded for me to start.

“I am confused, Nameno,” I stated. “We were gone for quite some time down there. How is it that you say we were only gone for a few moments?”

“I believe you can answer that for yourself, if you think about it later. For now, please tell us everything.”

I thought about it later that night after I explained everything that I remembered to the rest of the Quacks. Each of them sat in awe as I repeated what the voice and console showed us. Snepal added in the parts I forgot, and between the two of us we retold everything that was shown to us. I later realized, after thinking about it as Nameno said, that the limits of time and space did not exist on the other side of the Kaleidoscope Gate as they did here, in the common area - in Reality. It was difficult to admit this, but it was the only explanation that I could muster after such a long day. All of the Quacks were to meet the next night, pick the two beings to reenter the Gate, and delve further into this mystery.

Humanocracy - Part 11

2011-05-16T08:35:00.002-04:00

I stood there in silence while my mind raced on and on for over ten minutes. I had no idea what I was about to get myself in to. As my mind raced, my heart began to pound faster and faster. I was having an anxiety attack. I couldn’t let my body go through this if I was to go through the Gate. I remembered what Selmip said – keep it simple. I focused my attention on absolutely nothing and stopped my mind from running circles around itself. It started to work. As soon as I had calmed down completely and regained my composure, I saw a figure heading my way. I could tell by the look on this unknown face that he too was feeling a bit tense. As he approached he began to speak.

“Nice to finally meet you, fair son. My name is Snepal.” He reached out to shake my hand with his right hand and then immediately shoved a Quacktail into my left. “I believe we are going to need these,” he finished with a smile. The two of us drank our Quacktails, let our eyes burn and our heads begin to spin, and then walked side by side through the Kaleidoscope.

It took a couple of minutes for our heads to clear after we entered the other side. I noticed Snepal shake his head in an attempt to clear his vision. I looked back to make sure the Kaleidoscope and our return home was still there. It was, and a bit of my acquired anxiety left. When I turned back around, I noticed we were in a completely dark room, I guess you would say. I couldn’t see any walls, but then again, I couldn’t see anything that was not directly next to, in front of, or behind me.

A moment later, Snepal and I saw a console slowly begin to rise up out of the floor in front of us. When it stopped, the two of us noticed five large buttons on the face of the console. The first four buttons had a number on them. The numbers started at one and went to four, respectively from left to right. The fifth button had a star on it. Snepal and I looked at each other. We stared for a couple of seconds, and then I went forward and pushed the button numbered one.

As I released the button, a holographic screen rose out of the console. At the top of the screen was a title – Planes of Human Existence. As we read the title, other words began to print themselves on the screen and the two of us read them as such:

Planes of Human Existence

1^st = Physical Reality

- sensation

- touch, see, hear, smell, taste

- body is an organ of sensation

- self-observation

* to transcend: must become aware (conscious) of the senses on the physical body in every single moment of time and space (Here & Now)

Explanation: The first plane is called the Physical Reality, because it is comprised of the Physical Body, the material. The Soul, or the immaterial, is born into a physical shell – the body. It is the first plane because it is Humanity’s basic entrance into the Physical Reality. Within this plane Space and Time constraints exist. Humanity lives within a 4-Dimensional world – 3 dimensions of space and 1 dimension of time. Time, however, is part of space, because it is simply just a linear space that our minds perceive. Human bodies and hearts deal in 3D space while the mind deals with time in a 4D space as the mind goes along the linear sequence. When all 4-Dimensions are put together, the moment of creation is apparent – both the creation of this reality and the creation of Humanity physically. The body is how the Soul (spirit) interacts with physical objects (manifestations of 3D space). Thus, the Soul residing in the body, allows Humanity a chance to experience and walk through connected, physical space. However, everything in the Physical Reality is made up of energy at different vibration levels coming together to make “forms” or “objects.” As a result, none of the Physical Reality is real – it is just a 3-Dimensional show of what energy can become physically as the mind tries to register all of this in the 4^th dimension.

Objective: The objective within this reality is to obtain the self-observation of physical material (forms/object) and the interactions between those. Also called the “Sense State.” The Sense State is the ability to be consciously aware of an individual’s “real” existence among all of the other forms/objects manifesting at the same time and to interact with those forms/objects while still being aware of the individual during the entire process. Humanity must continually sense the world through the senses of the physical body and constantly be aware of those sensational interactions within the mind.

Practice: Physical stretching/Yoga

The words stopped and the holographic screen went blank. I couldn’t believe what Snepal and I were reading. I ached for more information and hurriedly stepped forward to hit the second button. The words continued . . .

2^nd = Emotional Reality

- actions of the heart

- range of emotions

- heart is the organ of emotion

* to transcend: must learn the difference between positive and negative emotions and begin to emit positive emotions and eliminate negative (energy wasting) emotions; also must realize that negative emotions stem from the individual and not from some external stimulus/phenomena.

Explanation: The second plane is called the Emotional Reality, because it is comprised of the emotions of the Heart. The Heart can produce both positive and negative emotions. Negative emotions are engraved into the Human psyche at birth through the experiences and patterns each individual goes through. As a Soul grows, it experiences both the positive and negative emotions. Unfortunately, it is hard for an individual to decipher which emotions are good and which are bad because of all of the impressions that are put upon through experience. To simplify, positive emotions feel good and conserve energy while negative emotions feel bad and waste energy. An individual can’t, however, always tell which ones feel good and which ones feel bad since some negative emotions (habits) individuals acquire seem as if they are positive and beneficial. The only way to truly tell is to recognize which emotions conserve energy and which ones waste energy.

Objective: The basis behind this reality is the unquenchable desire to be “unconditionally loved.” All emotions manifest from this desire. However, there is a catch to being able to be unconditionally loved, and in order to have this one must obtain the “Ever-loving State.” The Ever-loving State is the state of constantly feeling perfect about one’s self (not vanity though) in order to love one’s self. If an individual does not love his/her self then that person can never be unconditionally loved and realize the potential of Love. Once the Ever-loving State is achieved individuals are able to obtain a positive energy course and can easily tell the difference between positive and negative emotions. Within this state Humans can control the wasting, negative emotions and conserve energy, when the Heart becomes a calm fire that is under control.

Practice: Feel the Heart beat; fill the Heart with love

Once again the words stopped. I had this uncanny feeling as I pressed the third button and the words once again filled the holographic screen.

3^rd = Mental Reality

- catalogue, don’t analyze

- simplicity

- mind is the linking organ = point of existence

*to transcend: must realize what the mind is and how it works in order to make it work the correct way and not fight itself; must also allow the Mind to stop analyzing (thinking) and rest without thought thus showing the essence of being (consciousness) and causing the realization that one goes on forever.

Explanation: The third plane is called the Mental Reality because it is comprised of the Mind. The Mind is how the Soul (immaterial) gets its direct link to the physical, material world the first two planes deal with. The Mind is chaotic and is constantly running and processing information. It is here the 4^th Dimension takes place as the Mind is stuck on the Time linear of Space. The Mind, as an organ, already knows how to work. It processes information that the Physical Body and Heart experience. Where Humanity goes wrong is in the concept of analyzation. The way the Mind is used at present has a tendency to move in an analytical direction in order to teach individuals from their past and anticipate the future that is to come. As a result, it gives the false impression that Reality can be controlled. Unfortunately, nothing can be controlled except the way the Mind works and functions. The Point of Existence is where pure, positive energy from the Source (immaterial void; also known as God) comes into the Physical Dimension and creates forms and beings by slowing down the vibrational level of energy.

Objective: The objective within this reality is to correct the way the Mind functions and realize the concept of The Point of Existence. Instead of analyzing everything, the Mind needs to be at peace as it processes experiences from the first two planes. There can be no worry of the past and no anticipation of the future. The Mind needs to simply rest, working as it should, by recording observations and experiences. In order to achieve this one has to reach the “Focused State.” The Focused State is where the Mind has focused attention rather than fleeting thoughts that keep it going in circles. In the Focused State, the Mind is as calm as water when it is undisturbed. This calmness only comes once an individual eliminates anxiety, anticipation, and analyzation. Humanity can reach the focused state only after the first two planes have been realized. Calming the Mind in such a manner as described here takes a huge amount of energy, because Humans must understand how to observe and their place in connected space.

Practice: Meditation.

At this point, I did not know what to think. Actually, I realized I need not think. Not thinking was the key. As I pressed the fourth button, I let my mind wander thoughtlessly and was hoping that Snepal was doing the same thing.

4^th = Spiritual Reality

- immaterial

- vibrations

- soul is pure energy

* to transcend: must keep the Physical Body continuously sensing, the Heart continuously positive, and the Mind continuously calm.

Explanation: The fourth plane is called the Spiritual Reality, because it is comprised of the Soul, the immaterial. It is also the highest vibrational level allowed in the Physical Dimension. The Soul is immaterial, because it cannot be perceived. Humanity will never reach this plane if the Soul is seen as untrue or non-existent. Spiritual Reality is the highest vibration level. It takes a huge amount of energy to stay at/in this plane. It has been referred to in the past as “Moments of Enlightenment” where there is clarity, no doubt, calmness, and peace. Often referred to as seeing God. The Soul is encased in the Physical Body, expressed through the Heart, and linked to reality through the Mind.

Objective: The objective of this plane is to obtain complete freedom by combining all of the lower three planes in order to enter this fourth plane. In order to do this, Humanity must reach the “Consciousness State.” The Consciousness State is when an individual realizes what eternity actually is. Eternity is actually “The Moment” – every single second of every single minute of every single hour or every single day of every single year, etc. – also known as the Here & Now. However, in order to reach the Consciousness state, Humanity has to realize the Dream and overcome the common misconceptions about reality. Reality is nothing more than a physical dream of consciousness immersed completely in the simplicity of the Here & Now. Unfortunately, everything Humans must do to survive within reality is just a formality in society’s own manifested reality and complex way of existence. Therefore, realization of the true reality of things is clouded by society’s misconception of what it thinks reality is. The Dream is that none of this exists. It is all just a stepping-stone to the next phase of existence.

Practice: See the energy of everything; realize the Dream.

With the conclusion of the last plane, I couldn’t imagine what the button with the star on it would provide. With anticipation, I looked at Snepal as I pressed the fifth button. I felt as if God himself was talking to me, giving me insight into all of this knowledge that was being presented in front of the two of us as we read on . . .

Conclusion: Planes 1 or 2 can be transcended in any order, but both must be completed before a being can begin Plane 3. As a being completes (understands) a plane, its vibrational level moves up a bit higher.

Once Plane 3 is transcended, the ability to complete Plane 4 arises. Without completing Plane 3, Plane 4 cannot be worked on. Plane 4 is the highest physical beings can get, but by working on Plane 4, the Highest Plane is realized. It is only in Plane 4 where a being can begin working on existence in the Source and start preparing for the next phase of existence.

The reason for the hierarchy of planes is because of energy. As a being transcends Plane 1, the vibration level of the being’s energy increases. The same holds true for transcending Plane 2. A being must transcend Planes 1 and 2 before work can begin on Plane 3, because Plane 3 requires a huge amount of energy in order to calm the Mind and keep it calm. Once the Mind is kept calm day after day, then work on Plane 4 can begin. It is very hard to constantly exist in Plane 4, and most beings are thrown back into the lower planes. This results from the negativity that exists in the Physical Dimension.

In Plane 4, the vibration level is so high, even the smallest negative aspect will knock a being off-center. The best example is a spinning top. The top spins so fast that even the slightest physical matter or negative reaction to its position will cause it to topple off course. To explain better, as a being exists in Plane 4, any negativity will drop the vibration level. For example, if a being forgets to Sense his/her surroundings in Plane 1 the vibration level is dropped out of Plane 4. The same holds true if a being lets negative emotions fill its Heart and wastes energy. Also, if a being lets the Mind analyze and confuse itself, rather than remain thoughtless, his/her vibration level will drop. As a result, if any part of the lower three planes are forgotten, the being is knocked off track.

A key to remember: Sensation must override analyzation – that is why Plane 1 must be transcended before Plane 3 can be worked on; Plane 2 must also be complete before Plane 3 can be worked on in order to conserve the energy needed to calm the Mind in Plane 3. At any point, Plane 4 can be knocked off by the inability to combine all of the previous three planes in a constant state of awareness (Consciousness).

And with that, the holographic screen disappeared, the console sunk back to its original home, and Snepal and I were left in complete darkness.

The two of us turned to head back through the Kaleidoscope Gate when we heard a voice from behind us in the darkness.

“Leaving so soon?” the voice asked curiously. “Heard enough for one day?”

Neither of us knew how to respond so we waited dumfounded.

“There is so much more that you Quacks have no understanding or insight about. None of you comprehend the Immaterial and the Material, the Diagram of Reality, Common Misconceptions, In Between and Dreaming, or the Duality of Existence. All I am waiting for is the right combination of Quacks to enter this place beyond space and time. And while I have the two of you here still, there is one more concept I must explain before you leave and send me the next two.”

When the voice finished, the console rose back up from the floor. This time there was only one button labeled with two letters – IM. I walked forward and pushed the button. Once again, the holographic screen rose and words began to fill it. Across the top of the screen were the two words – Immaterial/Material. The words following were as such:

The Immaterial consists of those things outside of the Material – the Physical Reality. It is where the Conscious Source of pure energy is found. Within the Immaterial there are no limits of Space-Time. Here is where there is a calm of rest and peace where nothing matters because it already IS what it is; whatever IS needs not become something else. The Immaterial is the source for the Material. The pure (positive) energy of the Conscious Source is the highest vibration level, or wavelength, that there is. It is where this pure, high vibration energy starts to lower its wavelength when the Material forms. The point at which the high vibration starts to lower is called the Point of Existence – where the Material begins to form.

The Material consists of those things inside the Physical Reality. It is where the pure energy of the Conscious Source slows down its vibration to manifest Forms and Beings. Within the Material there are Space-Time limitations and constraints. Here is where there is a chaotic experience of combinations of energy in which different objects are manifested into Reality. In this realm, the Perceiver (being) experiences variations of energy in forms and objects that can be manipulated to create the Environment.

The Immaterial is the creator of the Material, and the Material is where Humans are created within. The Soul of Humanity is always connected to the Immaterial (Conscious Source) regardless if Humanity realizes it or not. In order to realize this connection, however, Humanity must transcend Planes 1 or 2 and begin to work on the rest of the Planes of Existence. There is where the work must start.

See the following - Immaterial/Material: Diagram

The diagram stayed there for a while in order for Snepal and I to study over it and comprehend what was being shown to us. Then, just as before, the screen disappeared and the console sank back into the floor. The voice began to speak to us again.

“One of you needs to come back in order for the next step to be taken. The Quacks are getting far, but are still very distant from the finality of this knowledge. Tomorrow, please make your selection of the two who will walk through the Gate. Until then . . .” The voice faded away, and we were left in the dark.

Humanocracy - Part 10

2011-05-13T14:19:00.002-04:00

Nameno stood by the bar as Billy placed a Quacktail in front of each of us. Nameno raised his glass high into the air and began: “We have come a long way, each of us, to find ourselves in this room on this night. Every Quack has had a large part in all that we have done. Now we venture into the unknown. A place where each of us must use our abilities in common and help guide each other along the way. We have finally found our eleventh Quack, our fair son, who has been able to spur us into this void of the unknown. Drown out the reality that exists beyond these doors with the downing of your Quacktail and we shall proceed.”

“Here, here,” the room echoed as each Quack finished his Quacktail.

“Well, fair son, please join me up here.”

I slowly rose from my seat and made my way towards the bar. As I did so, Billy was pouring two rounds – one for Nameno, one for me.

“Are you ready?” Nameno asked? I merely nodded. “Grab your Quacktail and follow me.”

The room fell silent as the two of us approached the door with the strobe lit voice. We entered the room and closed the door. The strobe was flickering faster than before, and it was harder to figure out where I was going. I followed Nameno through squinted eyes. My eyes were beginning to burn from the last Quacktail, so I took another sip of mine hoping the burn would subside. It didn’t. The two of us walked down the dark stairs into the room where I first met Nameno. The Four Parts of Man were still emblazoned above the Kaleidoscope circle. As we approached, we once again heard the riddle from the voice:

“To enter this Gate the Quack must have the key.

However, this key one cannot see.

It exists in words that can be told.

But only by men who feel as bold.

There are two sides, existing in space.

There are two sides among your race.

Conflicting Existence is how it’s described.

And because of it many men have died.

The names of the two sides are what I seek.

I need these names within a week.

Look within these words I now say to you.

The answer is immersed in the clues.

Two sides compete every day.

Their names I must hear you say.

One side deals in the past and the future.

They analyze both to try to control the present.

This gives them a false reality

as they are stuck to deal in space-time limitations.

The other side deals in the present.

They sense the moment with their organ of sensation.

Their mind registers and catalogues the sensations and the experience

as they deal in the Here and Now.

The two names I need, within a week.

These two names I seek a Quack to speak.”

The voice continued, “The time has come Quacks. I need the two names now or this Gate shall be shut for centuries.”

Nameno looked at me and nodded. I began to speak.

“Do’ers and Be’ers.”

“Very good, you have passed. The Quacks have come a long way since the last time they came upon me. I must warn you, though. What you are about to cross over to has not been seen or understood in ages. However, there is one condition that exists in crossing through the Kaleidoscope - only two of you can cross over at a time. Only one of you two is ready. The other who is ready is still upstairs. You have an hour to decide which one of you is ready and who the second will be. Make your decision wisely. I will give you one clue as to what lies beyond the Kaleidoscope: Beyond this Gate everything deals with a geometric object, existence and their relationship to each other.

Nameno turned to look at me and spoke quick and clearly, “You stay here, fair son. I will send the other down as soon as I can to go with you. Don’t fear. I think I know exactly who to send.

Humanocracy - Part 9

2011-05-13T14:18:00.002-04:00

Nameno had each of us put our piles down in front of him. He just nodded to us as we did. He just nodded at me. I sat back down and took a huge swig of my Quacktail. I was going to need it for this.

“Alright, here’s what I’ll do,” Nameno said. “I will read through each list. Anxiety first. Then Sense. After we go through each of them, do what you want to do. We’ll vote later after we all feel it has been discussed.” Nameno picked up one stack of papers and said, “Under Anxiety we have the following: Control, False, Limitation, Control, Mind, Frustration, Past, Future, Mind, Space-Time, and Do’ers. Under Sense we have the following: Organ, Moment, Here, Now, Moment, Sensation, Reality, Organ, Body, Sense, and Be’ers. Those are the eleven for each.

After Nameno finished I looked at Jones. Jones looked back at me.

“Well, what do you think?” I asked.

“I don’t know, fair son, I really don’t. All of the words sound the same to me. However, there were two words I didn’t expect to hear.”

“Oh yeah, what were those?” I asked.

“To better explain, I heard all of the words in the voice’s riddle except Do’ers and Be’ers. And to tell you the truth, I don’t exactly know what was meant by them. I wish I knew who wrote those two words down so I could ask a few question in order to get a clearer understanding.”

“Why do you need a clearer understanding? Don’t the words themselves have any significance?”

“Yes, they do to me. But what I want to know is what significance they have to the person who wrote them.”

“Ask away then.”

“You wrote those words?”

“Yes, I did.”

“Well, you know more about all of this than I do. I might have found the Diary, but most of the words I could not comprehend out of their context. What is the difference between Do’ers and Be’ers?”

“I’m not sure I understand it myself, but those are the words that came to my mind when I had to answer the questions Nameno placed in front of us.”

“You must know the difference if you stated the words. What do you know?”

“All I know is that those who exist in the past and future are Do’ers. And those who exist in the present are Be’ers. The Do’ers are consumed with what they have not accomplished or what they want to accomplish. The Be’ers are consumed with the moment of reality and what they can sense at the time of each event. I mean - that’s what I think about all of it, that’s all.”

“Interesting, I must say. I never thought about it that way. It makes sense. Hey, drink your Quacktail, there’s someone I want you to meet.”

I did as I was told. Jones led me to Billy in order to get another Quacktail. Then he led me to a table with two fella’s sitting patiently.

“Hey Jones,” a fat man said as we approached. “Who’s your pal?”

“He’s our fair son, Fanamt. He’s the one with the answers.”

“Really? He’s the code cracker for the four parts of man?”

“Yes, he is.”

“Interesting. Do you mind if I prod his mind for the answers I am seeking?”

“Only if it has to do with the questions at hand. No crazy personal bullshit, Fanamt.”

“No problem there. We have bigger fish to fry as we all know”

“Yes, we do.”

Fanamt scoured me over for a minute, but it didn’t take him long to start his questions. He began, “You must be the one who wrote those two words that stuck out so much, Do’ers and Be’ers, aren’t you?”

“Yes, it was I.”

“Interesting. So you really must be our fair son. Where did you obtain all of your knowledge? I mean, how did you come about this place, this information, this insight?”

“Actually, I just stumbled across this place one day and met Jones in the parking lot. This information, or insight, just seems to be inside of me.”

“You did not study any of this? No formal schooling? No retreats into the woods? No hiding? No sensory deprivation?”

“None of that. I have read the philosophers, the sages, the religious texts, and other New Age artists the world is so fond of at present. But formal schooling or hiding from society for many years I have never done. I guess, in a sense, I have been hiding from society while living within it. The older I got the more introverted I became. I just absorbed all of the information I read and all of the experiences I went through, and let it all flow through my mind. Took the middle ground of everything and did not judge, just accepted it all.”

“Well, I’ll be. Who would of thought all of these new steps would be introduced by a, let’s see, a modern fair son. I have to say, I cannot wait until you answer the voice’s riddle. I cannot wait. I, personally, have never been able to put all of it together. There is so much information to draw on out there I always get sidetracked. I always get confused. But you, you seem to somehow keep it all together in that mind of yours – without even really knowing you are doing it nonetheless. Physical, Emotional, Mental, Spiritual, Do’ers, and Be’ers. What else lies behind those eyes of yours?”

“That, I suppose, I will not know until the time presents itself for it to come out.”

“I suppose so. Well, don’t let me keep you any longer. Thank you for your time.”

“Thank you.”

I started to rise from my seat and then caught the image of the person sitting at the table with Fanamt. I looked at him, and he just smiled at me as he introduced himself. “My name is Selmip. Remember one thing, please.”

“Yes, what may that be?” I asked wonderingly.

“Keep your simplicity. Keep your mind simple. Don’t let it get bogged down by all of what is to come. Believe me, it will be hard, but keep the simple perspective.”

“I will remember.”

Selmip reached out his hand to shake mine and said, “Nice to meet you fair son.”

“Nice to meet you too.”

Humanocracy - Part 8

2011-05-11T07:51:00.000-04:00

Four days later I met Jones in the parking lot of the Quack House. We went through our normal ritual, our barter for the evening, but neither of us spoke. We just sat there thinking. It was weird. At one point it felt as if I could hear Jones talking. Not to me, but to himself. And not out loud either. I was listening to his thoughts. At first I got scared. I did not want to know what was going on in his mind unless he knew about it. I couldn’t take the anxiety, if it was a hidden secret. As I thought this, Jones just smiled. He obviously could hear my thoughts too.

We got out of Jones’ car and walked through the propped doors. Everyone else – Nisbub, Nameno, Billy, and the other six I still had not learned names of, were already there. Nisbub was in his typical corner, the shadows. Nameno was at the bar talking to Billy. Jones and I sat down. Quacktails were already waiting. Nameno turned towards his audience.

“Quacks,” he began, “What do you think? We have been presented with a riddle in which to solve if we wish to go any further. Who knows what will happen if we don’t answer it correctly. But I wish not to go down that avenue, as we have very important business to attend to. Under each table below your seats are two pieces of paper and a pencil. Don’t get them yet; let me finish. On one sheet I want you to write what you think the name for the side which ‘deals in only the past and the future. They analyze both to try to control the present. This gives them a false reality as they are stuck to deal in space-time limitations.’ That sheet is labeled Analyze. One the other sheet I want you to write what you think the name for the side which ‘deals in the present. They sense the moment with their organ of sensation. Their mind registers and catalogues the sensations and the experience as they deal in the Here and Now.’ That sheet is labeled Sense. Please do so now.”

Each of us did as instructed. We knew it had to be one word, but what word could that be? I was thinking so hard that at one point Jones turned to me and reminded, “Drink your Quacktail. It’ll help.” I did. One by one the minutes ticked by as I ran the words over and over through my head. Analyze and Sense. Analyze and Sense. The two were opposites in their description. One dealing in past and future. The other dealing in the present. Control and Organ. False Reality and Moment. Space-Time Limitations and Here and Now. I was lost. I finished my Quacktail. My eyes began to burn, and my head began to spin. I closed my eyes for a few moments and opened them to a kaleidoscopic scene. Billy was already serving the second round, and it seemed everyone else had already turned their papers in and were sitting down again. I even caught Jones sitting back down when I reopened my eyes. He just sat back and relaxed. I couldn’t think of anything and started to panic. The funny thing is, when that happened, I had an even harder time thinking. It was the anxiety. Anxiety - the one thing the Mind has to eliminate, especially if it has to think. Otherwise it just runs crazy without any real purpose. People who analyze get anxiety. I did not need it. I needed to relax. I calmed myself down.

What should I write? Then I heard a voice in my head. It told me just to close my eyes, open them, and write down the first two words I thought of. So I did.

Humanocracy - Part 7

2011-05-10T08:18:00.000-04:00

Nameno stood in front of the crowd. There were eleven of us in all. I knew five people – Billy, Nisbub, Nameno, Jones and myself. The other six were strangers. None of them spoke as Nameno began.

“As all of you know, the next step has been taken. We’ve been left with a riddle and have a week to figure it out. Billy, as I get in to this, get everyone another Quacktail, it’ll help absorb all of this in.”

Billy got up from his seat and started pouring. Those of us who had a bit left of our previous Quacktails in our hands finished them off. Within minutes all eleven of us had a fresh round.

Nameno continued, “Let’s toast to our new beginning.” He raised his glass into the air. The remaining ten of us did the same. “We have gotten to the next step. Some of the information we will already know from the Diary of the Quacks that Jones found buried in that grave in

Belize

on his expedition. Much of the knowledge and the information we currently have come from the Diary. It told us how to get this deep into Humanocracy. Now we embark on new knowledge in order to gain and understand. But first we must solve a riddle. We have to find two names. I will repeat what the voice said, verbatim, in order for us to begin our conversations. After I say the riddle, I say we disband this Quack Tale until four days from now. It will allow us to meet and still have three days until we must present our answer. The three-day siesta will give us all time to think of our own, unique answer and allow us to discuss them fully. Please, after I tell you what we heard, finish your Quacktail and drive home. We will meet in four days. Does everyone agree?”

The room bellowed, “Here, here.” And Nameno told them the riddle.