Girl Meets Mars

Season 2 Episode 23 Girl Will Bring Honor to Us All! And Not Your Cow

2018-09-15T16:30:00.000-04:00

This third episode of our Disney movies series is all about Mulan! The girl, the man, the myth, the legend!

Season 2 Episode 22 Girl Meets Hercules, “Honey, you mean Hunkules!”

2018-09-12T16:30:00.000-04:00

Our Disney series continues with a look at one of our all time favorite animated features, Hercules! We talk about the movie and how it compares to the actual Greek myths and thankfully Disney went the way they did.

Season 2 Episode 21 Girl Meets a Bunch of French Objects That For Some Reason Hardly Have Accents?

2018-09-08T16:30:00.000-04:00

In our Disney Movies series, the girls take on Beauty and the Beast with “expert” Megan Robinson aka Marlee’s sister.

Season 2 Episode 20 Girl Meets Another “LOOK WE GO ON TRIPS TOGETHER!” Episode

2018-09-05T07:00:00.000-04:00

In this episode the ladies tell all about their last vacation together in the most magical place on Earth, Disney World(!!!!!) and then discuss an upcoming trip to, you guessed it, DISNEY WORLD!

Season 2 Episode 19 Girl Meets a Disney Channel Original Movie And SO Many Shows

2018-05-16T07:00:00.000-04:00

Travel down memory lane with Girl Meets Mars as we discuss lots of Disney Channel’s original shows and movies, some good and some not so good

Season 2 Episode 18 Girl Meets Black Hood Theories and So Far In Season 2 of Riverdale

2018-05-09T07:00:00.000-04:00

Season 2 of Riverdale is almost over! And the Black Hood is BACK! Who is the Black Hood? And why is Archie such a moron? The girls of Girl Meets Mars try to find out

Season 2 Episode 17 Girl Meets An Episode Where They Go To Disney World Even Though We Aren't Part of ABC's Original TGIF Line Up

2017-09-28T09:00:00.000-04:00

The girls of Girl Meets Mars tell you all about our first trip to Disney World because we're super excited for our upcoming trip! Buckle up and get ready to hear some dumb and hilarious stories about the idiots you know and love on a trip to the most magical place on Earth.

Season 2 Episode 16 Girl Meets Old Cartoons That We Love(d) and Marlee Has a Crush on Another Animated Boy Part 2

2017-09-21T09:00:00.000-04:00

Part two of our two part cartoons we loved and still love and also Marlee loved animated boys way too much. It's kind of creepy.

Season 2 Episode 15 Girl Meets Old Cartoons That We Love(d) and Marlee Has a Crush on a Puppet

2017-09-14T09:00:00.000-04:00

Join us for part one of our two part decent into the madness of cartoons we loved and still love to this day.

Season 2 Episode 14 Girl Meets Mars Gives Terrible Advice Part 3!

2017-09-07T09:00:00.000-04:00

You guys asked and we provided some top notch and terrible answers to some weird and wonderful questions!

Season 2 Episode 13 Girl Meets Mars Thanks You For Being Our Listeners With a Slice of Cheesecake

2017-08-31T09:00:00.000-04:00

We LOVE The Golden Girls here at Girl Meets Mars and we felt it was finally time to tell you all about our love for those 4 raunchy older cheesecake lovin ladies.

Season 2 Episode 12 Girl Meets a Very Special Episode of The Podcast

2017-08-24T09:00:00.000-04:00

Way way back in the early 200s a show named Clone High was on for one beloved and amazing season and today we discuss our love for this short lived animated classic.

Season 2 Episode 11 Girl Meets Mars Knows We Can Make It Through While Saying Aboot Because It's So Darn Cute

2017-08-17T09:00:00.000-04:00

Travel to Degrassi High with Girl Meets Mars as we talk about Degrassi The Next Generation aka one of our favorite shows growing up because of how funny the drama was and how dramatic the funny could be.

Season 2 Episode 10 Girl Meets Mars Ain't Playing With Your Meatball, Michael!

2017-07-20T09:00:00.000-04:00

Unbreakable we're alive damnit cause Girl Meets Mars wanted to do an episode on an amazingly funny Netflix show, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt!

Season 2 Episode 9 Girl Meets Pride But Also Look At This Picture of Cole Sprouse Wow Ok

2017-07-13T09:00:00.000-04:00

We went to the NYC Pride Parade and had an AMAZING time so we wanted to tell you all about our experience (which is probably nothing like anyone else's so please keep that in mind). Also, we discover a new picture of Cole Sprouse...so yeah (and left part of the watermark on purpose cause...yeah)

Season 2 Episode 8 Girl Meets A Bunch of Times Where We Go Off Topic, But Mostly Talk About John Mulaney

2017-06-29T09:00:00.000-04:00

Oh, HELLOOOOOOOOOO. The girls talk about the John Mulaney and Nick Kroll broadway show Oh Hello and how it's on Netflix now and also a mutual love of John Mulaney.

Season 2 Episode 7 Girl Meets Cole Sprouse Hopefully Someday...?

2017-06-22T09:00:00.000-04:00

In this episode the girls travel to Riverdale to talk about their friends Archie, Betty and Veronia, and the love of Marlee's life Cole...I mean we meet Jughead....yeah....Jughead....not Cole Sprouse or anything like that....

Season 2 Episode 6 Girl Meets Steven Universe PART DEUX?! and also the soundtrack

2017-06-15T09:00:00.000-04:00

Marlee sings badly in an all new episode of Girl Meets Mars, dedicated to Steven Universe even though we already did one of those, didn't we? Also, Megan is in this one. Wait...wasn't she in the last one? Is this just a repeat?????!!!!!! I guess you'll have to listen to find out wink wink nudge nudge download button click.

Season 2 Episode 5 Girl Meets The Fast and Furious 75 Vroom Vroom Baby (They're Old Now)

2017-06-08T09:00:00.000-04:00

Did you know the movie studios really REALLY care about money? Well we do! And if you didn't know by now then you should, especially if you listen to this episode about movie sequels, prequels, and beyond.

Season 2 Episode 4 Girl Meets an Episode That Was Almost Entirely Dedicated To The Jonas Brothers (And Should It Have Been!?)

2017-06-01T09:00:00.000-04:00

A conversation about weird music videos turns into many things including The Jonas Brothers, a love for Justin Timberlake, and lots and lots of singing (mainly by Patti).

Season 2 Episode 3 Girl Meets Flamin Hot Mac n' Cheetos; a Conspiracy Theory

2017-05-25T10:49:00.001-04:00

In this episode the girls and special guest Patti dive into conspiracy theories and their thoughts on the 2 for $20 deal at Applebee's and wonder if Burger King could make a flamin hot version of the Mac n' Cheetos.

Check Us Out! We're EVERYWHERE!

2017-05-24T15:41:00.001-04:00

We are now on iTunes, Facebook, and Twitter so why don't you click those links and get your social media on, baby!

Season 2 Episode 2 Girl and a Steven Bomb

2017-05-13T16:06:00.002-04:00

This week the girls, along with special guest Megan, talk about the most recent Steven Bomb. Hear their thoughts on the latest episodes and why Cartoon Network needs to stop putting the episodes out so early (and also a ton of other fun cartoon stuff because sometimes people lose track of what they're talking about, OK?!).

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Season 2 Episode 1 Girl Meets Crazy Ex

2017-05-11T11:35:00.001-04:00

After a long hiatus the girls return with their guest Joey to talk about their new obsession the CWs Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

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