Girl Wars Gossip

Yale Must Have Lowered Its Standards

LOLA — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 19:23:22 +0000

Certainly no one would actually lie about this…

What a Mean Dad!

LOLA — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:30:43 +0000

Hot food = sore mouth? Do tell…

Taffy Tan’s Dirty Dare

LOLA — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:58:51 +0000

Doesn’t that kind of ruin the point of the dare when you tell everyone it’s a dare?

Sea Giraffes Busted Talking Dirty… Again

LOLA — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 17:51:01 +0000

A Geography Lesson from Britneypow

LOLA — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 03:01:21 +0000

I had nooooooo idea France had taken over Belgium. Those sneaky French.

Nope, Not Even a Little Surprised

LOLA — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 02:54:22 +0000

Maybe it has something to do with the voice in her head?

Deadroses101 Dated a 27 Year Old!

LOLA — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 02:34:20 +0000

But that was like soooooooo two years ago when she was (allegedly) in the fourth grade.

Will Caitlincmm Quit?

LOLA — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 02:25:37 +0000

If she does, at least we know why.

Uniquemelody, Are You Gonna Stalk This Girl?

LOLA — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 02:18:03 +0000

Stalker Alert

LOLA — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 02:15:20 +0000

Dogfool, it’s comments like these that get YOU attacked 24/7.

Just Call Aco7 “Beastie”

LOLA — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 02:10:23 +0000

What’s a Guy Like Chickbanger7 Feel Like Doing?

LOLA — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 22:22:56 +0000

A guy with that name on Girl Wars, is it any surprise?

Did Victoria0000 REALLY Pretend She Was a Guy?

LOLA — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:05:54 +0000

WTF!? Victoria0000 (aka Girlsrule101) is outing herself. She’s claiming to be This Is Me 1, which is sooooo weird and creepy because we know he’s a guy who’s been busted cyber dating girls all over Girl Wars.

So is she really a girl? Is she really a guy? The world may never know.

This Is Me 1 is the Designated Drunk Driver

LOLA — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:00:53 +0000

The Hacker Made Me Do It!

LOLA — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 18:58:57 +0000

I really hate it when hackers force you to lie about your age and your sexual orientation. Happens all the time! Maybe she’s going to behave now?

Deadroses101 Has Standards

LOLA — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 18:33:40 +0000

She claims she’s 12. She claims she’s dating a much older guy. She even claims to be a total perv. This might be the only semi-believable thing Deadroses101 has said. Maybe…

Jordyarn Was ‘Chocked’ to Death!

LOLA — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 18:25:28 +0000

I’m not saying this girl is lying, but it’s not like this would be the first phony death on Girl Wars. (Far from the first.) I mean really, whose last wishes would be to ask their grieving “friend” to grab their iPod and spread the breaking news to their crew?

Guess Who Ksduarte REALLY Is

LOLA — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 17:46:21 +0000

Well that’s impressive.

Deadroses101 Has a Dilemma

LOLA — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 16:30:56 +0000

Her boyfriend must not even have a car, so sad. Does anyone else think all of it is made up for shock value?

Why Did Victoria0000 Go To the Doc?

LOLA — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 23:26:06 +0000

Any guesses?

L o v e Shares a Little Love

LOLA — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 17:21:47 +0000

And gets two thumbs up for consistently using emojis and emoticons creatively.

Princessprep Spews a Little More Racist Venom

LOLA — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:45:00 +0000

Do You Know Taekwon-Do?

LOLA — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:39:35 +0000

Keyaj only thought she did.

Eww! You Got a What on Your Where?!

LOLA — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:22:15 +0000

TMI anyone?

True or Bogus: Southerngrl1 and Candykushh Gang Bullying Kids?

LOLA — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:05:08 +0000

This one is so true! As seen in the comments of one pre-teen player, these girls take bullying to a whole ‘notha level.

Dr. Phil Has Arrived…

LOLA — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 03:14:28 +0000

…with a unique take on the psychological needs of Girl Wars players.

Do I Sense a Little Birthday Sarcasm, Alex1331?

LOLA — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:51:18 +0000

What a sweetheart, huh? No gift for you!

Someday Therapists Will Be Replaced By an iPhone App

LOLA — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 16:01:46 +0000

Once they work all the bugs out.

Mystic15 Got Gooooood Language

LOLA — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 15:54:12 +0000

Unlike the rest of you toddler ass…. Ahem. Classy girl.

Love Story Quits!

LOLA — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 15:50:29 +0000

The “block” feature is useful for those people on your wall. Just saying…

Deadroses101′s Current Fixation

LOLA — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 15:46:48 +0000

Wow…

Sammy C Has Proof She’s a Girl!

LOLA — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 15:40:35 +0000

Not all these things are exclusive to females, but you get the idea.

Some Girls Didn’t Get the Memo

LOLA — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:50:17 +0000

Thank you, Rusure, for setting them straight.

Is Candykushh Really a Bully?

LOLA — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:43:36 +0000

Only when she can find someone way weaker than she is.

Yourockzebra Wants One Thing… and ONLY One Thing

LOLA — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:40:18 +0000

Uh ok then…. It’s pretty easy. Add some codes.

You’re a Guy Playing Girl Wars Why?

LOLA — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 02:36:17 +0000

Interesting reason. Oh and btw, FYI….. Rumor is he’s already dating a girl he never met on Girl Wars.

Nicoleshine9 Adds Racist to Her List of Accomplishments

LOLA — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 15:39:04 +0000

Another 10-year-old with no supervision online, acting foolishly. It’s trendy these days!

Your ‘Vagiana’ Just Offended Loncag78

LOLA — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 07:28:58 +0000

Really?

True or Bogus: Princessprep is a Mean Racist?

LOLA — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 05:01:10 +0000

Juicy Girlie (aka Princessprep, aka Vaginamonkey) gone racist? All signs point to true…

Misstina Has it All Figured Out

LOLA — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 03:05:36 +0000

Is Love Story really a hack, or is Misstina just starting a rumor?

Dogfool Wants to Rape You

LOLA — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 16:15:10 +0000

She cybers. She’s a racist. She makes jokes about 9/11. Now she’s a wannabe rapist and murderer. She’s crossed every line. Is there anything this little girl doesn’t do?

PERV ALERT: Nicoleshine9 Wants Dogfool and Sea Giraffes to Cyber

LOLA — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 15:49:04 +0000

Nicoleshine9 has a really perverted dare in mind for her bffs Dogfool and Sea Giraffes. To think that Sea Giraffes is only 11 years old. Too cute. And whoever was in charge of deleting those comments… Total fail.

Dogfool Mocks 9/11 in a Sick Attempt to Get Attention

LOLA — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 03:56:50 +0000

Has this psycho little girl finally gone too far?

Sassytopaz is Totally Sweet

LOLA — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 00:00:52 +0000

Ouch, that’s harsh.

Dallie, Anyone?

LOLA — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 23:55:02 +0000

Sea Giraffes Needs a Man

LOLA — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:41:40 +0000

And she’s so subtle looking for one. Btw, looking for guys on a game called Girl Wars? Pure genius…

Nicoleshine9 Has a Dream

LOLA — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:35:22 +0000

Hopefully there’s no minimum spelling requirement.

Dogfool Behaving Badly

LOLA — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:30:53 +0000

Dogfool (aka Trinity Joy) definitely falls into the attention whore category. She doesn’t care how she gets it, but this girl is constantly trying to get attention.

Kids Say the Cutest Things

LOLA — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 18:50:02 +0000

She is allegedly 10 years old, and already has quite the vocabulary. And apparently thinks she’s “sexy,” too…

Damn2314 Has a Few Rules

LOLA — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:55:23 +0000