It’s been a long time. We’re sorry. It won’t happen again. (Unless there’s some sort of extinction meteor. Then it might happen again.)

Topics from episode 24 (in no particular order):
-Sean Avery quit a play in a hilarious way, because of course he did
-The dangers of too much sushi
-A Duggar update, because you were going to be disappointed if we didn’t give you one, be honest.
-Congrats to the Pens for locking up an average goaltender.
-Phil Kessel probably drives a tow truck in a parallel universe
-Dishonor For Connor update
-Katie and Tally are bad at being bad at fantasy hockey

Talk to us:
Katie: @katie_brown47 or ktbrwn.85@gmail.com
Tally: @live2tivo or live2tivo@gmail.com

Katie and Tally discuss terrible hockey movies and even more terrible Canadian TV shows with special guest Sara Petyk.

Topics from episode 23 (in no particular order)
-Why everyone should come to Decatur
-Hockey news during the summer is exhausting
-Degrassi (which is not the terrible Canadian TV show mentioned above)
-Breakaway is a terrible movie and you should all watch it
-The Littlest Hobo is a terrible TV show and you shouldn’t watch it
-The Speedy Sighns’ intangibles
-Sara drops some rec league knowledge on us
-Pittsburgh slang
-Dogs jumping out of airplanes
-Robot children
-All of our childhood favorites are weird

Breakaway here
The Littlest Hobo here (Watch at your own risk)
Greg and Donny here
Small Wonder here
Catdog here

Talk to us here.
Katie: @katie_brown47 or ktbrwn.85@gmail.com
Tally: @live2tivo or live2tivo@gmail.com
Sara: @sarainpgh

In which Katie and Tally don’t talk about hockey all that much and make no apologies for it. Would you rather hear about arbitration? Probably not.

Topics from episode 22 (in no particular order):
-Tally’s tires are now a recurring topic on the podcast
-T-shirts with boobs
-Katie drinks at Whole Foods
-Murder Kroger
-Really, just a lot of things about grocery stores
-Southern hospitality makes Tally feel old
-We’re going to be watching hockey movies, so give us suggestions
-Henrik’s underwear

To inquire about employment at Club Risque, you can reach us in the following places:
Katie- @katie_brown47 or ktbrwn.85@gmail.com
Tally- @live2tivo or live2tivo@gmail.com

Katie and Tally went to the NHL draft, and it was awesome until they got stranded outside of a strip club for over two hours.

Topics from episode 21 in no particular order:
-The Kings won the Cup (yeah, it’s been that long since our last episode)
-Strip clubs
-Jukebox heroes
-The draft
-Booing Gary Bettman
-Rum and coke tastebuds
-Jeff Marek’s weird coffee
-Steve Yzerman kept us up all night
-Tow truck selfies
-Claude Giroux
-Dishonor for Connor

Katie is on Twitter @katie_brown47 or email ktbrwn.85@gmail.com
Tally is on Twitter @live2tivo or email live2tivo@gmail.com

-Tally went to a hockey game. She talks about that
-The upper levels are where it’s at
-Tally’s wishful thinking bracket is doing well
-Katie’s logic bracket, not so much
-Breaking News: Sidney Crosby is the best player in the NHL
-Popsicles
-PK Subban is the best
-Katie and Tally talk about 19 Kids and Counting
-Katie and Tally fail at connecting 19 Kids and Counting back to hockey
-Zamboni rides are not for everyone

Talk about 19 Kids and Counting with us.
Katie is on Twitter @katie_brown47 or email ktbrwn.85@gmail.com
Tally is on Twitter @live2tivo or email live2tivo@gmail.com

In which Tally and Katie sing significantly less than you’d expect for how much they talk about song parodies and musicals. But there is a tiny bit of singing.

Topics from episode 19, in no particular order:
-Katie is happy with how MAF has been playing
-Tally is not happy with how MAF has been playing
-Katie and Tally’s hypothetical double wedding will occur in Chicago
-Things that bring all the boys to the yard
-Males need to chill about how many teams Tally likes
-Pie
-We don’t alienate Wild fans
-Hockey vs musicals
-Tally’s parents are obsessed with Nashville
-Unfortunately, Jordie Benn’s birth name is Jordan
-Whose Apartment Smells Worse?: Kessel vs Seguin

Tally’s song.
Peter’s song.
Eliza’s song.
Disclaimer: Girls Just Wanna Have Puck takes no responsibility for these songs getting stuck in your head for eternity. Listen at your own risk.

Also, Erik Karlsson’s Tumblr.

Cheer about Fleury with Katie on Twitter @katie_brown47 or email ktbrwn.85@gmail.com
Jeer about Fleury with Tally on Twitter @live2tivo or email live2tivo@gmail.com

In which Katie and Tally propose an alternative to the #BucciOvertimeChallenge. It’s going to be a thing.

-Katie and Tally disagree on something
-Tally makes a really bad analogy, but hopes you think it’s funny anyway
-Katie wants to marry playoff OT
-#PaintItOrange. The thing we were trying to think of was #PaintItOrange
-Tally likes the Habs now. She tried. She really tried. But she failed
-The podcast was recorded on the perfect date, but was not uploaded on the perfect date. #sorrynotsorry
-Katie makes @mupsalert a thing
-Hashtags galore!
-Phil Kessel learned how to spell “tries”

Listen to “The Loophole” (NSFW) here.
Follow @MupsAlert here
Proof that “Chelsea Dagger” is a perf goal song here.

If you’re the embodiment of playoff OT and want to marry Katie, you can reach her @katie_brown47 or email ktbrwn.85@gmail.com
If you want to talk about Garfunkel and Oates or the brilliance of Chelsea Dagger with Tally, you can reach her @live2tivo or email live2tivo@gmail.com

Katie picks teams through logic. Tally picks teams based on wishful thinking. We’re probably both wrong.

Topics from episode 017 (in no particular order):
-The playoffs (because it’s the Cup)
-The Katniss (?) of a potential Pens/Flyers series
-Related note: Tally hasn’t read The Hunger Games yet, please don’t spoil her
-Not putting our picks in the info, because that makes it too easy for y’all to come back and tell us we were wrong. If you’re going to rub it in our faces, you have to work for it
-Tally follows Patrick Kane’s barber on Twitter, and she’s not ashamed
-The difference between Seattle and St Louis
-Hockey players are co-dependent, and it’s hilarious
-Lol Canadian hockey teams
-#PlayoffFleury

To tell Katie how wrong she is, you can find her on Twitter @katie_brown47 or email ktbrwn.85@gmail.com

To tell Tally how wrong she is, you can find her on Twitter @live2tivo or email live2tivo@gmail.com

Tally and Katie are joined by Greg Wyshynski of Yahoo Sports who shares Sochi horror stories (timely!), argues with Tally about How I Met Your Mother (FINALE SPOILERS!), and declares Girls Just Wanna Have Puck the Frasier to MvsW’s Cheers.

Topics from Episode 016 (in no particular order):
-HIMYM FINALE SPOILERS (Again, you have been warned)
-Chugging vodka in an airport
-Juice cleanses
-Why Phil Kessel is a package deal with Tyler Bozak
-Ted Mosby is a jerk
-Air Bud again (it’s a thing now)
-Remember when everyone laughed when Giroux said the Flyers were going to make the playoffs? Well, those people can suck it
-Dishonor for Connor and McLosing for McDavid?
-Playoff overtime and why it is the best
-Baseball, but not a lot, so don’t let that discourage you from listening
-Fox hunting

For a good time, continue following Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski (because, let’s be real, if you’re listening to this, you already follow Wysh).

If you want to commiserate about the Caps, contact Katie on Twitter @katie_brown47 or email ktbrwn.85@gmail.com

If you want to commiserate about HIMYM, contact Tally on Twitter @live2tivo or email live2tivo@gmail.com

In which Katie and Tally bemoan the youths of America and talk about wearing your fandom on your sleeve.

Topics from episode 015 (in no particular order):

-How people express their hockey fandom
-#AskNeal
-Fans of other sports are crazy
-Paper classes
-Katie was a horse girl
-Tally was a Latin nerd
-Hockey slang
-Katie’s ankle can tell when it’s raining
-River Monsters is horrifying
-Zac Rinaldo is a bullshark
-Jeff Skinner is an infant

If you want to help Tally with a secret project that may or may not involve shoving shaving cream in Katie’s face at the draft, hit her up on Twitter @live2tivo or email live2tivo@gmail.com

If you want to talk about horses and Animal Planet shows, reach out to Katie @katie_brown47 or email ktbrwn.85@gmail.com

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Katie and Tally are joined by Chris Gordon from Russian Machine Never Breaks to talk about the various ways that hockey players (specifically the Caps) fail at life and hockey.

Topics from Episode 014 (in no particular order):

-Hockey players are dumb
-Everything you ever wanted to know about Air Bud but were afraid to ask
-Press box food and the important difference between Fruit by the Foot and Fruit Roll Ups
-Katie’s mom is a Jay Beagle fangirl
-Flipper the flip phone
-Cars and the psyche of Prius drivers
-The importance of shirseys
-Western conference points vs Eastern conference points
-Canadians can’t spell
-Droids vs iPhones
-#FreeBooks

Follow Chris on Twitter @chris_gordon

For iPad related conversations, you can find Katie on Twitter @katie_brown47. Or email ktbrwn.85@gmail.com

If you can hook Tally up with a Blake Wheeler Thrashers shirsey, hit her up on Twitter @live2tivo or email live2tivo@gmail.com

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It’s the dawn of a new era for Girls Just Wanna Have Puck when Katie Brown officially takes over as Tally’s new co-host. We miss you, Lexi. You will always live on in the immortal “Patrick Sharp’s face vs Phil Kessel’s face debate.” #NeverForget

Topics from Episode 013 (in no particular order):
-Tally defends Andrew Ladd. Really.
-Why Penguins fans need to count their blessings
-Footless Sabres fans
-The unmatched stench of a locker room
-It’s been a month, so we cover some old news. Deal with it
-In case you missed it, Tim Thomas didn’t pump Luongo’s tires in 2011
-#RandomPenguinsFan
-Life lists
-Just how confusing *is* the new NHL playoff format? To us, very
-Bad times to take vacations
-Losing a team is the ultimate trump card. Tally plays it often

Welcome Katie to the podcast on Twitter @katie_brown47 or send longer welcomes to ktbrwn.85@gmail.com

Tell Tally you wish Katie was replacing her instead on Twitter @live2tivo or send longer soul-crushing notes to live2tivo@gmail.com

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Tally gets Jeff Marek all to herself while Lexi troubleshoots her computer and resets her router. Lexi suspects foul play…

Topics from Episode 012, in no particular order:
– Lexi talks to Jeff about Phil Kessel, because she can NEVER EVER go an entire episode without talking about Phil Kessel
– Tally and Jeff dish about the Olympics and salsa
– Tally and Jeff talk about [cut out due to technical difficulties]
– Robot Lexi rages and takes over the podcast, apologies in advance
– Lexi and Jeff bond over scotch
– Tally and Lexi prevent Jeff Marek from making jambalaya
– USA Women’s Hockey didn’t win silver, they lost gold *sobbing*
– The future of the NHL and the Olympics
– Olli Määttä… Am I right?! Yes, Lexi, you’re right *eyeroll*
– Bobby Ryan, still not good enough, so shut up about him
– Lexi gets crap from Jeff about not watching the Big Lebowski
– Jeff tries to help heal the Atlanta Thrashers scar for Tally

Is Phil Kessel hotter than Patrick Sharp?
01 – Phil Kessel
10 – Patrick Sharp

For a good time, follow Jeff Marek @JeffMarek

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Tally and Lexi spend some quality time with Harrison Mooney and Katie Brown, not at the same time…

Topics from Episode 011, in no particular order:
– Mooney makes the case for why you should dig the Canucks, not a good case, but a case nonetheless
– Katie and Lexi GET INTO IT over Chris Kunitz
– Tally, Katie and Lexi rant about being female hockey fan
– Lexi and Mooney get into it over Phil Kessel
– Tally makes some bold predictions about the Flyers
– Lexi doesn’t want Tally to be happy
– Mooney takes Tally and Lexi behind the curtain of the magical world of his parody
– Lexi is obsessed about the impending Ryan Miller trade, and talk about it ad nauseam with Katie and Tally

For a good time, follow Harrison Mooney @HarrisonMooney and Katie Brown @katie_brown47

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Tally, Lexi try to talk about the Olympics, but get sidetracked because they can’t resist the temptation of taking a dump on the Oilers.

Topics from Episode 010, in no particular order:
– Lexi predicts that Ryan Miller will most likely get traded to, in this order: Minnesota, Nashville, NY Islanders or Columbus… maybe Detroit
– There are enough slices of Blame Cake for everyone in Edmonton to get a slice
– Listen to ThxBud, they’re on the iTunes
– Taylor Hall vs Sidney Crosby
– Lexi is a tad bit more excited for men’s hockey, versus women’s hockey
– If the 2010 Blackhawks played the 2013 Blackhawks, who would win?
– Tally wants to sleep, but we record a podcast anyway
– Lexi likes watching The Cutting Edge
– Tally likes watching Ice Princess
– Sending good thoughts and warm fuzzies to Kris Letang and Josh Harding… be well and healthy!
– Lexi really thinks Ryan Miller is going to Minnesota, she called it on 10:41pm on Sunday, February 9, 2014

For a good time, follow some of our favorite people: Jen Neale @MsJenNeale_PD, @ThxBud and Phil Kessel @PKessel81

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Tally, Lexi get schooled on the Caps and girl stuff by Katie Brown.

Topics from Episode 009, in no particular order:
– Forget Team Russia, Sweden is going to win gold, Katie tells us why
– #HockeyHot is a thing, also we spend time discussing Handsome vs Hot… Corey Perry is neither, for the record
– The episode is two hours long, so you’re forewarned
– Lexi gets photobombed while at work, she needs a trauma blanket
– Katie gives her input on the Patrick Sharp vs Phil Kessel
– Beards + Hipster glasses = Hotness
– Tally and Lexi get into it over Gary Bettman and the Trashers, it was cleansing
– Tally talks about her outfit for a hockey outing
– Lexi is such a hipster
– Matt Hendricks is a good get Edmontonians!
– Lexi is over editing out all the errors, so it’s whatever
– Katie has a lot to say about the Caps, she’s kind of an expert
– Player rehabilitation is possible, Katie and Lexi go into the deets

For a good time, follow Katie @katie_brown47

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Jesse Cohen, from All the Kings Men Podcast, drops 90s hockey references and Tally and Lexi don’t get them.

Topics from Episode 008, in no particular order:

- I know you’re expecting Katie Brown, but the technical difficulties were way too monstrous to overcome. Whatever, Jesse is here… you’re gonna love it!
– Why the Kings won’t make the playoffs
– What’s with Girls liking a bunch of teams? Jesse has a theory…
– Lexi has never read any of the Harry Potter Books, get over it (nor has she seen the movies)
– Bear Mace is better than regular mace
– The Beach Blanket Bingo that is the LA Outdoor game
– Lots of plugs for theroyalhalf.com kingsmenpodcast.com and stuff
– This just in, Tally loves the Habs (sorry Sarah)
– Jesse gets fancy with his stats and stuff
– Lexi knows she didn’t remember Rolston got fined for the John Scott business, but feel free to tweet at her anyway

So if you’re drinking while listening, we have new drinking game for this episode. Drink every time there’s something wonky with the audio, you’ll pass out by the end of it.

For a good time, follow Jesse @KingsMenPodcast

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Tally, Lexi and Eliza get their podcast on.

Topics from Episode 007, in no particular order:
– Revisiting teams Canada/Russia and USA
– Lexi is up late and it makes her cranky
– Sexy potatoes
– Why Chris Kunitz is not overrated
– Eliza elaborates on following hockey from across the pond and dating a boy that doesn’t like hockey
– There’s a long segment about musicals, either you’ll like it or you won’t
- The J*ts got a new coach, Tally still hates them
– Don’t try new Lebanese restaurants without your sister or Yelping it first…
– No tears for Claude Giroux

For a good time, follow Eliza @Eliza_Eaton

Tweet nice things to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi, including rants about her love for Matt Cooke and dislike for PK Subban and Brad Marchand @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Tally wants to marry Josh and Lexi wants to talk about it.

Topics from Episode 006, in no particular order:
– Josh Gold-Smith is a… wait for it… a Buffalo, yes a BUFFALO SABRES FAN
– Monogamy vs. Polygamy… in sports (not in, you know, life)
– Josh talks about helping people cheat on Game Show Friday
– Lexi has never seen Singin’ In the Rain and shan’t! Get over it
– Tally needs to talk to someone about Score, a Hockey Musical… it won’t be Lexi, so hit her up on the Twitter
- Sports Know-it-alls… we’re on to you, so stop judging us!
– Tally gets waaaaay more marriage proposals than the rest of us, and she doesn’t appreciate them, so send them Josh’s way
– Lexi’s deal with Scott Hartnell… It’s not what you think, or it may be
– Want to know how to get a job in the business, that is the sports business, Josh tells you

We are Josh Gold-Smith fan girls, and after listening to this episode, it will be hard for you to resist proposing marriage yourself. So, you’ve been warned.

For a good time, follow Josh Gold-Smith @GoldAndOrSmith

Tweet nice things, unless its a marriage proposal, to Tally @live2tivo and send longer nice things to live2tivo@gmail.com

Send all other feedback to Lexi, including rants about her complete dismissal of USA Hockey and musicals as a genre @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com

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Tally and Lexi about hockey, then Lexi defects to Russia.

Topics from Episode 005, in no particular order:
– #GingerBeardedMarshmallowMen
– Lexi thinks Bobby Ryan needs to shut up, Tally thinks otherwise because, you know, she’s a human being
– Tally totally called the Bozell/Kozak love and other 24/7 items
– Boyfriends who like hockey vs. boyfriends that don’t
– The ladies tease upcoming guests… so, um, spoiler alert
– Looking back at 2013

If you have nice things to say, get in touch with Tally @live2tivo and if your nice things exceed 140 characters live2tivo@gmail.com

All other stuff to at Lexi @lexihatespoetry and lexihatespoetry@gmail.com.

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Tally and Lexi and Sasky talk about hockey and jeggings.

Topics from Episode 004, in no particular order:
– Anything and everything you’d ever want to know about the AIHL but didn’t know who to ask
– Hockey players are a cut above everyone else and we are so proud!
– Why hockey works in Dallas and not in [insert any small Canadian Market here]
– Tally still has stuff to say about the Thrashers, so prepare for that
– Brooks Laich, the man, the myth, the legend
– #HockeyBurns and #TruthBombs drop
– This just in, Lexi is a hypocrite… don’t worry about it
– Contraband VHS tapes
– Lexi wants Sidney Crosby to wear Jeggings

So follow Sasky Stewart, @saskystewart, right now

If you have nice things to say, get in touch with Tally @live2tivo

If you are a Hartford fan, live in small Canadian market or are a Ducks fan yell at Lexi @lexihatespoetry.

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Tally and Lexi drink drinks and talk about 24/7 and boys.
Topics from Episode 003, in no particular order:
– #HotterThanPatrickSharp
– Pie Chart of Hockey Affections (of course Lexi’s pie chart doesn’t equal 100%, she’s bad at math)
– Dan Carcillo plays chess?
- Ginger Marshmallow Men
– Tally talks about her “love” for the Flyers
– Bagels and Beer
– Dion Phaneuf is 58 years old, this just in.

So if you’re drinking while listening, we have new drinking game for this episode. Drink every time Lexi says Phil Kessel when she really means to say Dion Phaneuf. Spoiler Alert: it happens a lot.

Link the Puck Daddy 24/7 recap

Link to the USA/Canada Womens Hockey Linebrawl. U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A

Link to Blood, Sweat and Cookies

Comments/Questions to:
@live2tivo Tally

Nazem Kadri defenders tweet to:

@lexihatespoetry Lexi

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Tally and Lexi do simple math together, then Tally gets arrested.

Topics from Episode 002, in no particular order:
– That girl at parties
– Phoenix Coyotes, Lexi loves you… Tally, not so much
– 24/7… because we want to talk about it
– “Rivalry Night” *eyeroll*
– Pots and Kettles and stuff
– The “Selfies” of the NHL
– #HockeyBurn

You may or may not hear typing and clicking. Apologies! Now we know to do our Googling before the show.

Nice Comments/Questions/Whatever to:
@live2tivo Tally

iTunes Questions/Complaints/Canadian Hate Mail to:
@lexihatespoetry Lexi

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Tally and Lexi talk about hockey.

Topics from Episode 001 of Girls Just Wanna Have Puck, in no particular order:
– J-words we don’t say
– Being a hockey fan in Southern California
– In defense of Puck Bunnies
– Penguins vs Flyers vs Blackhawks vs the World
– Tally rants about Andrew Ladd
– Lexi rants about Corey Perry
– Hockey Bars
– Other stuff… this is an unusually long episode, don’t worry about it.

Comments/Questions/Whatever to:
@live2tivo Tally
@lexihatespoetry Lexi

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