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Is The Swinger Life For You?

Julio Martinez — Tue, 28 May 2013 02:48:00 GMT

Long gone are the days of throwing your car keys into a bowl after an alcohol induced flight of fancy. Now, with the advances in technology and the success of the internet and dating sites there are social meeting websites where couples can explore the possibility of non-monogamous sexual behaviour with ease and in the relative safety of their own homes. Just like regular dating websites, couples can set up a profile, advertise for meetings and explain specifically what it is that they want from such encounters. If all of this seems a little bit impersonal then there is always "real-life alternatives" such as holiday resorts that cater to exactly this preference. Couples of all ages can visit a holiday resort that is exclusively for couples and geared towards these arrangements. Estimates by the Kinsey institute of North America state that swingers account for approximately 2-4% of married couples with numbers in excess of 4 million people taking part on a regular basis. The growth is also due to Internet pages www.swinger-nation.ie that have helped increase among society.

Some say that it is a way of releasing sexual energy and remark on the increase of quality, quantity and frequency of sexual encounters with their married partners and with others. It has been said that it acts to strengthen the bonds of a relationship while also breaking the norm while adding variety to their otherwise normal and conventional sex lives. Some regard the practice merely as recreational and social interaction. Obviously, with all sexual practices, certain health risks become apparent and there are some couples that are happy to engage in "unsafe" sex in an act known as "barebacking" whereby the couple is happy to enter into a sexual encounter without protection providing they have had the appropriate medical screening to reduce the risk of STIs. On the other hand there are those couples that will not engage in any sexual activity with those that do not practice safe sex.

It used to be seen as a objectionable practice and slightly taboo but with the rise of the internet and higher thresholds of what is socially acceptable, swinging is gaining in popularity to the point of becoming seen as normal. It also gives power to both parties in the relationship to make the decisions about what will happen as opposed to one or the other dominating the process. Questionnaires completed by swingers on this very topic have shown to be largely positive concerning the propensity for happiness among swinging couples, some stated that they swing in order that they don't cheat on their spouse/partner. The idea that one of the partners may find someone else that they like better is not a wholly realistic concern since swingers don't take part in these activities in order to find a new husband or wife, it is done as a way of bringing the couple closer and allows them to be completely open and honest with themselves and each other. Not one of the 24 couples interviewed in a study by the Kinsey institute had discouraged others from taking part and had commented that their relationships had become stronger for it.

5 Fast And Easy Tips To Help Her Get In The Mood

GKS Crew — Tue, 14 May 2013 13:37:00 GMT

Getting your partner in the mood can be the most complicated part of a relationship. Some women simply aren't comfortable telling their husband or boyfriend what they really want. They leave it up to you to figure it out, and that doesn't always work. Here are five tips to follow that will help you get her hot and bothered.

Start With Foreplay

Foreplay is always neglected, and this leaves women unsatisfied and upset. Foreplay can be anything that happens before sex. A sensual massage, oral sex, using toys on her and kissing can go a long way in getting her in the mood. Show her how much you want her. Touch her body gently at first, and see what direction she pushes you in. She will likely return the favors too.

Make Her Dinner

There's something undeniably sexy about a man making his wife or girlfriend dinner. Prepare her a meal she won't forget. Good food almost always leads to good sex. Nice wine or cocktails can be icing on the cake.

Get Her Relaxed

Discover what stresses her out the most. Take away that stress for the evening and watch her come to life. Daily stress can kill a woman's libido, but allowing her to relax for once will help her get in the mood quickly and easily. If the kids are stressing her out every day, send them to a family member's home for the night. So if you can help remove the stress, do it. Stress reduction is good for her health and yours. She will thank you in more ways than one.

Create Ambiance

The environment of your room makes all of the difference. Light some candles, provide fresh and soft sheets and get lots of pillows ready. Playing your favorite music can also help, but don't turn it up too loudly or you risk ruining the mood. You want soft lighting, and that's where the candles come to your rescue. Your bedroom should be comfortable and offer privacy.

Use Words To Tell Her How You Feel

Telling her how you feel will make her feel special. It's important to tell her how beautiful she is. These words shouldn't be reserved for special occasions. You're going to want to tell her the things that make you appreciate her. Compliment her soft skin. Let her know she is the most sexual and sensual woman in the world. Tell her you love her. These things should be said all of the time, but during intimate moments they can make a huge difference in how turned on she is.

How To Have Sex Like a Porn Star

AC — Fri, 10 May 2013 08:42:00 GMT

You've seen the movies and you always wanted to try it, but being a porn star isn't all that it's cracked up to be. First of all, let me tell you that most women don't want it to last forever. They just want to get off like you do.

While there are many sex positions you have probably never heard about, there are those few that you need to know. Yes, there is your typical doggystyle, missionary, and cowgirl sex positions. But I'm talking about positions that'll make them wet just thinking about them and you in the future. I'll list what I'd consider the top 5 positions you need to learn outside the basics so you can get your woman's juices flowing.

ACROBAT

You'll see the Acrobat sex position in most amateur porns. But it's for a reason. It's a great position and women love it. It not only allows the to have somewhat control but it also provides for an angle that'll make her want it more. I highly suggest this position.

COUCH CANOODLE

The Couch Canoodle sex position is one you'll probably see in a lot of porn; probably in an office as the locale. Yes, it makes the female show a little of her physical side, but it's not hard. As long as the man is thrusting and keeping the lady in balance, it should provide for a fun trip.

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DEEP IMPACT

Deep Impact takes its name from exactly that: deep impact. This sex position requires the woman to be somewhat athletic and limber as you'll be lifting her legs up to her head. The angle provides for deeper and more powerful penetration which you'll both love. You can use this position to roleplay for some kitchen action too.

PIE IN THE SKY

Most women prefer oral sex over manual sex for orgasms. Yup! Penetration is a distant 3rd in line. That's obviously assuming the guy knows what the heck he's doing down there. The Pie in the Sky sex position lets you twist her i what looks like an uncomfortable position, but perfect for the man to do his thing.

TEASPOON

The Teaspoon sex position gives the woman some control as she goes up and down. The man can thrust some, but not too hard as you'll make the position fall apart. The man should use his hands to provide a little hand action to help her reach an orgasm quicker.

Sex Positions for Older People

AC — Wed, 08 May 2013 22:44:00 GMT

Just because you're older and wiser doesn't mean you have to give up sex. We all enjoy the ol' in-and-out. When you reach a certain age, your back isn't what it used to be or maybe even your heart. It's something all of us will go through, so it's nothing to be ashamed of. Some will experience it sooner than others. As a matter of fact, I have a 34 year old friend that already has his back giving him serious issues.

The following positions were carefully chosen because they don't strain the back and also allows for both partners to be on their side. Doggystyle or Cowgirl may have been your old favorites, but you don't want to risk a knee injury now do ya?

CARNAL CRISSCROSS

Learn How To Do

The Carnal Crisscross sex position allows you to have deep penetration due to the leg raise and angle. If the leg starts to hurt, feel free to lay it on his leg. You'll still get the same effect.

THE CROSS

Learn How To Do

This position allows for the woman to relax and enjoy. The Cross sex position requires the man to be at a cross-like position. However, the man can lay on his side to avoid back strain and still achieve the same pleasure.

EAR MUFFS

Learn How To Do

The Ear Muffs sex position is an oral position, cunnilingus to be exact. The woman maintains full control of the man as her legs are around his neck. The man should use his hands to touch her in other areas.

HEAD REST

Learn How To Do

Like the Ear Muffs sex position, the Head Rest is an oral position. This time the man is receiving while the woman lays her head on the man's tigh and goes to town. The man should take this opportunity to use his hands to pleasure her.

POLES APART

Learn How To Do

The Poles Apart sex position allows both partners to not only lay on their side, but also face the same way. This position is ideal for movie watching or maybe just the evening news.

The Photogenic Badge

GKS Crew — Tue, 07 May 2013 10:33:00 GMT

As a thank you to our users that upload pictures constantly in their newsfeed, we decided to release the Photogenic Badge. In order to unlock it, you have to upload 3 or more pictures. The pictures can be seen by all of your friends (should you have friends) and it's a way to show off whatever it is you want to show off or maybe you just want to catalog your partner's progression.

Now lets upload some nice pictures and show them off!

Top Positions For Having Car Sex

AC — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:32:00 GMT

Earlier we showed you the 7 easy steps for having sex in an airplane. Only a small percentage of you will actually try that. Having sex in your car is a completely different story. Over 80% of people have had sex in their car...or at least tried. Every vehicle is different as are people's body shapes. So we've chosen the top sex positions that will work in most vehicles.

One key tip I should mention is that you'll want the vehicle to have cloth seats instead of leather. The friction of your bodies and the leather will create quite a bit of uncomfortable sweat. I'll break it down depending on which part of the vehicle you're at.

On The Hood

You've seen it in countless movies and you've always wanted to try it. It is highly recommended that you find a nice secluded place in order to try this.

THE SUPERWOMAN

Learn How

The Superwoman is definitely a position that will give you deep penetration and also utilizes your surroundings, in this case the hood of the car, to help you. Be careful how hard you thrust as the woman will end up on your windshield if you're not careful.

Front Seats

Front seat sex is probably the trickiest of the bunch due to lack of space. I recommend using the passenger seat instead of the driver's seat for obvious reasons (steering wheel).

TIME BOMB

Learn How

The Time Bomb sex position will need to be modified just a tad in order for it to work. Her legs will require to be bent a little but you'll be able to maintain that wonderful eye contact...and have her check your six.

Back Seat

This is by far the most space you'll get out of the inside of a car. You'll still have to watch your head as this isn't a convertible. One can try different variations of the missionary sex position should you want to spice it up.

MISSIONARY

Learn How

The missionary sex position is very comfortable in the majority of the vehicles with a back seat. If you have leather seats, this position will make you feel like you're in a pool. So put something between you and the seat if you're on leather seats.

Convertible

Having sex in a convertible vehicle adds an extra dimension of fun as you're fully exposed. Like having sex on the hood of a car, you'll want to find a secluded place to try this.

THE CRADLE

Learn How

The Cradle sex position lets both partners have some control. Because you're in a convertible, you don't have to worry about your head hitting anything. I still recommend using a backseat if you have one as this position requires some room.

In The Trunk

So you two have been kidnapped, hands tied and thrown in the trunk. No worries...you can still have sex (depending how your hands are tied).

POLES APART

Learn How

This position will only work if the abductor places you two facing opposite sides. Oddly enough, the majority of the time that's how they do it. The Poles Apart sex position allows the woman to either pull up her dress or pull down her pants, while the man just unzips/unbuttons his pants. It's quick and easy.

Hopefully you'll try some of these positions next time you and your partner are out and about. Don't forgot to be very careful of where you aim before finishing as you may damage some of the car. Also remember to log each position with us as you'll unlock badges for trying them.

Join The Mile High Club in 7 Easy Steps

AC — Sat, 04 May 2013 21:14:00 GMT

Having sex in an airplane is a dangerous thing to do as it has some pretty serious consequences such as getting arrested. However...it's freaking great because of that rush. One thing to keep in mind is that the restrooms on airplanes are pretty small, so if you are Yao Ming, chances are you're ~~not~~ screwed.

The following steps have worked for me and if followed properly, it could work for you too. It is highly recommended you do it with a partner you're traveling with as preparation is necessary.

Step 1: Pick Your Outfit

Wearing the right outfit is key as you two will be in a very tight space and probably unable to take certain items off. The woman will want to wear a dress or skirt as it provides easy access. The man should wear pants that are easy to unzip or unbutton.

Step 2: Purchase Tickets Together

You'll want to purchase your tickets together and at the very end row or near it. The reasoning for it is that you'll have less people to worry about when you two get up to dance.

Step 3: Situation Awareness

Once you two are seated, scout the area around you. Know who's where and who could be an issue (not that you can do anything about it, Jack Bauer). You'll want to keep an eye out for the flight attendants too as they work in the rear of planes.

Step 4: Get Your Story Straight

Assume you two get caught. You'll need a pretty damn good story to get out of this one. One example is to say that one of you two is sick and the other is there to help them vomit. Whatever your story ends up being, make sure you two are on the same page.

Step 5: Know Your Sex Positions

We have a ton of sex positions to look at in our database, but you'll need the right position(s) as you're in a very small space to do your magic in. I recommend trying the Bodyguard if you two want to remain standing. If you want to use the toilet to give you a little more room, try the Booster Seat. And finally, Doggystyle but the standing version. The woman just leans over the toilet and bends over while the man does his thing.

Step 6: Trip to the Restroom

You want to go to the restroom separate. Leaving together will bring too much suspicion and that's something you'll want to avoid. It's recommended you do this on night flights as most people will be asleep. Should you be on a day flight, wait until the flight attendants are serving drinks/food.

Step 7: Speed is Your Friend

You'll want to keep your time in the restroom to a minimum. If you can get each other off in less than 10 minutes, great! Speed is key for this to be a successful mission. This is probably one of the few times that it's ok for the man to be quick. Once done, make sure the zipper is up or the buttons buttoned.

Voila! Hopefully you two had what I consider a Must-Do at least once in your lifetime. You two will be talking about this experience for a long time.

Different Variations of the Missionary Sex Position

AC — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 07:24:00 GMT

The missionary sex position is probably the one you lost your virginity to. Man on top is considered one of the most intimate positions to do as it allows a lot of eye contact. Did you know there are various types of this position? Here are some to try out:


The Cradle sex position is very similar to The Bridge position, the woman's feet are actually planted firmly on the ground and arms are kept behind her. The angle it provides is actually pretty fantastic (if you're big).		The Inverted Jockey sex position is a modified version of the Cowboy sex position, except this time it has the man leaning forward. The woman has to remember to keep her legs closed as it's not natural to do so.

The Launch Pad sex position allows for deep penetration while allowing easy access to massaging her clitoris. It's up to the man to do gentle or deep hard thrusts, depending on the woman's preference.		The Deep Impact sex position lives up to it's name due to the position the woman holds when the man penetrates her. Because of the way the woman's legs are, you man want to keep communication flowing to ensure her legs don't go numb.

NEXT: SEE ALL SEX POSITIONS

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Badge: Coachella 2013

AC — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:04:00 GMT

Our newest badge with geo-location enabled will be for those lucky individuals attending Coachella this year. If you were at Coachella in 2010, you may remember the Drunken Flip Flop Guy. He was all over the web after his little 'incident' (see below).

So we decided to honor our badge to this fool. After all, we all plan to party hard while at Coachella, right? The badge can be unlocked simply by scoring within the Coachella premises and surrounding area. Like you needed another reason to have sex.

Badge Unlocked

New Feature: Feed Pictures

AC — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 10:53:00 GMT

(This feature is currently in beta form)

WHAT ARE FEED PICTURES?

Feed Pictures allow you to share pictures with your friends. It allows you to upload an image which can be seen by all of your friends within your Friends List.

DOES IT WORK ON MOBILE?

Currently this works via any device (phones, tablets, computers, etc) as long as you're using GKS via a browser. We're working on getting the mobile app updated soon.

HOW TO USE FEED PICTURES

Using Feed Pictures is easy. If you've used Twitter and/or Facebook before, you already know how. Here is how:

On your feed, you'll see a camera button (Picture 1 - Arrow) which allows you to post an image. You'll see a screen like on Picture 1 and you simply just click SELECT to choose the picture you want to upload. You then have the option to add a caption for it and then post it. Once shared, it'll look like Picture 2.

That's it! We hope you enjoy this new feature and as always, let us know your feedback!

6 Ways To Kiss

GKS Crew — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 17:04:00 GMT

The kiss is your first impression on the woman you desire, and therefore one of the most important moments of the evening. Kissing is your opportunity to establish your prowess, finesse, precision, attention to detail and ability to provide her with an unforgettable sexual experience. Here we will offer you a guide covering everything you could and should be doing to be in it for the win, plus what not to do:

1. Face Eaters are the Worst

Kissing is like high speed race car driving; precision, control and clean transitions are everything. Keep the saliva in the mouth at all times, no matter how passionate or raw things get. Stay centered; no mouth should be higher or lower than the other, obviously excluding standing where height difference might prevent this. It especially attractive to be passionate and raw and still considerate enough not to mess up her makeup with sloppy dog kisses.

2. Mind the Teeth

Any awkward clanking of your teeth on her teeth are sure to remind her of her last trip to the dentist. It comes back to precision, care and consideration when smooth operating at lip level.

3. Tongue to Teeth is a Go

One trick of the trade that makes women wild is running the tongue along the top teeth in a full traverse from east to west. It's an intimate massage of the gums. It is the equivalent of catching air. It is a step above the rest. It separates the second it takes to execute above the rest of the moment.

4. A Symphony of Intimacy

If this is a girlfriend we're talking about or your lady has otherwise communicated to you that she wants more, use your hands like the instruments they are. Coordinate what's going on mouth to mouth, caressing of her rump, tracing her waist and hips, cupping the back of her head, running your fingers through her hair, smoothing locks behind her ears. The point of all this is to arouse, and using all you've got with precision will expand the results of your efforts.

5. Close Your Eyes, Breath and Surrender to the Feeling

Be in the present, and be completely in your own body as you connect with another's. Close your eyes. Savor the moment, surrender to your own feelings of connection.

6. Expand Across a Range

A girl loves a man who can be anything and everything all at once: romantic yet masculine, sensitive yet tough, gentle yet passionate, considerate yet raw. Kissing is a chance to showcase all these things. Start gently. End passionately.

Consider the above tips for kissing. Your kissing abilities showcase who you are, your creativity and how comfortable you are with yourself. A phenomenal kiss can determine the future course of actions.

Top Easter Sex Positions

AC — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 13:37:00 GMT

Easter is just around the corner and one has to ask themselves, "What Would Jesus want me to Do?" The answer is simple. Make love, not war. So lets focus on the 'make love' part. Easter celebrates the resurrection of Jesus from the dead, so what better way to celebrate than with an erection to make love and maybe, just maybe (if you're trying), pro-create.

The following positions have been picked because of their name. The Big Dipper played a big role in guiding the three kings, while the rest of the positions are kind of self explanatory.

Have you ever wondered why a bunny is associated with Easter? The answer is pretty obvious if you've heard the quote, "F' like rabbits'.

After-Sex Positions

DAVID ROSS — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 11:29:00 GMT

When you say you slept with somebody, it implies that you boned them. Excuse me, made bone to them. But after the games, a lot of people actually spend the night together, assuming their filthy preferences weren't deal-breakers. The different ways that people literally sleep together can reveal a lot about them. Here are some after-sex positions:

The Sheriff

In this position, the man sleeps on the side of the bed closest to the door. This is to pre-empt any unwanted visitors in the night. If someone comes in, the man is in a better position to protect the woman. "Not in my town," he tells the intruder. While it represents the final remnants of chivalry in an increasingly self-centered culture, some could regard this position as chauvinistic. (Author's note: If you are sleeping with Sigourney Weaver, you might want to switch sides.)

Operation: Opossum Lurch

Sometimes referred to as The Stratego, this position happens when one sleeping partner slowly takes up more and more of the bed throughout the night. Their nocturnal advances eventually result in their taking up the entire bed while the other partner teeters on the edge, often curled in the fetal position. Generally, the canoodler is simply trying to cuddle closer. It is a game of inches. However, this innocuous ground assault can easily be remedied with a counter-maneuver called The Typewriter. If you encounter Operation: Opossum Lurch, wake up when your partner has advanced far enough, then reset them to their initial position on the other side of the bed. Repeat as necessary.

The Missionary

In addition to the sex position, The Missionary is a sleeping position wherein a couple sleeps in separate beds. The Missionary is most common among loveless Catholic couples who refuse to get a divorce. They passive-aggressively annoy each other, removing all pleasure from their worlds with the hope that the other will be so miserable that they leave. Neither does, because it would upset God. Both eventually give up and surrender to living as roommates. Eventually, one partner cheats -- adultery is more acceptable than divorce -- because, hey, they have needs, too.

The Tablespoon

This is a traditional position favored by affectionate couples. In The Tablespoon, the man wraps his arms around the woman. Like The Sheriff, it implies some sense of protection, with an undercurrent of romanticism. Pretty straightforward stuff.

The Teaspoon

This is a reversal of the last position in which the woman swaddles her petite man in just the cutest way. He's so adorable, yes he is. She snuggles up to his precious frame, delicately stroking his silky, flaxen locks while he purrs himself to sleep. Good night, sweet prince. You've got a big day ahead of you.

The Amputee

The spooning process has its risks. The Amputee happens when the spooner wakes up in the middle of the night and thinks he has lost an arm. When an arm is curled beneath someone, its blood flow can get cut off and the arm itself falls asleep. With the spooner unconscious, the usual pins and needles pass by. The spooner doesn't awaken until the arm is completely without feeling. At this point, the spooner must use their other arm for desperate succor. The functioning arm grabs the sleeping appendage and hoists it into the air, flailing the limb in a pitiful cry for sensory perception. It is a horrifying, graceless procedure. Hopefully it will be too dark for your partner to see the shame on your face.

Shelob's Web

Other dangers with limb misplacement appear in Shelob's Web. This position results when bunkmates tangle their appendages in a twisted mockery of comfort. There are two reasons for this. The partners -- lovebugs, really -- genuinely cannot get close enough to each other, so they link legs and knot their arms tightly. Or, the sleepers might have gotten too drunk -- if they're 21+ law-abiding patriots, of course -- and passed out before their pants came off. They fell asleep mid-grope, with their bodies still kinked in whatever bawdy act they thought was a good idea at the time.

The Cuckold

Here, the man sleeps alone. His adulterous wife is out at a strobe-lit oxygen bar sweating all over some young stallion who kind of looks like Michael Phelps. For The Cuckold, the man doesn't necessarily sleep in bed. He may substitute a couch, so long as he passes out with his Xbox 360 running and an open can of sour-cream dip on the floor.

The Captain Willard

This position is reserved for Vietnam veterans or other military members who are haunted by flashbacks every night. Their valor earned them commendations for awhile, but now they suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder. Throughout the night, they are constantly torn from sleep, thinking they are still in a foxhole somewhere. It can get dangerous for their partners. The affliction could be alleviated if the government seriously funded Tri-Care, the VA and other veterans' services. But apparently that money is better spent on Sen. Richard Shelby's pork-barrel projects. They're important enough for him to single-handedly hold hostage military promotions to national security posts, so why not military benefits, too? Keep fighting the good fight, senator! Let us know how you sleep at night.

Sexercise: Calories

Cosmopolitan — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 08:45:00 GMT

Sexercise is the term used when sex substitutes a workout. We all know it's a true workout if you're doing it right. Derek Leite, a NYC Fitness personal trainer breaks down the calorie count for the following sexual activities:

Vigorous makeout session, 20 minutes: 50 calories

Striptease involving you showing him moves he ain’t never seen before, 10 minutes: 100 calories

Oral sex, giving, 10 minutes: 40 calories

Passionate, sensual sex, 20 minutes: 200 calories

Are you ready for that spring body? Get to it! Consider this Steak & BJ Day training...

Two Crazy Blow Job Positions & A Steak Recipe

AC — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:56:00 GMT

With Steak and BJ Day just around the corner we wanted to give you a couple of sex positions to try on this glorious day. Both of these sex positions require both partners to be very athletic and able to do headstands. They aren't easy positions, but due to their form they can be very rewarding (think blood circulation).

Although the blow jobs can be the fun part of this glorious holiday, the ribeye steak is very important too. Below are directions on how to cook the perfect steak by Justin (co-founder of GKS).

Ingredients:

2 boneless ribeye steaks
1 ½ inches thick Canola oil, to brush each side
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Directions:

Preheat a grill to high heat while you prep your steaks.
Like I mentioned before I can’t express how important it is for you to let your steak come to room temperate before cooking it. You will never end up with great tasting beef by throwing it on a hot grill ice cold.
Place the steaks on a platter and season both sides liberally with salt and fresh ground black pepper. If you’re using a spice mix just season one side lightly.
Take the steaks and place them on the hot grill and turn the heat down to medium-high while you sear the steaks. You just want to flip the steaks once and cook an additional 4-6 minutes on each side. If you prefer you steaks better done just cook them a bit longer on each side.
Remove the steaks and cover with foil and let rest for 5-10 minutes before serving.

Pro Tips:

Always let your steak come to room temperature before cooking.
You can always cook indoors using a cast iron skillet.
If you prefer to flavor your steak feel free to use a spice rub that suits your liking. Just remember to only coat one side and don’t overdo it. You want the flavor of the expensive beef you just bought to come through.
Cooking on a clean grill prevents flare ups.

Main Picture credit: ~Silent-Films | DeviantArt

Sex Game Continued: The Point System

AC — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 14:34:00 GMT

Last week we showed you how our sex game works. Today we show you how the Point System works for each score you make. Before we get into the points though, let me explain its origins.

When the GKS Network was started in early 2012, we decided to use the football scoring concept for our point system. The whole site revolved around American football if you had visited us back then. You'd hear us talking about Touchdowns and Field Goals after dates with our girlfriends. To people around us, they figured we were just discussing last weekend's football game. But to us it was a lot more than that.

A lot has changed with the GKS Network since those days. We've evolved into something much bigger helping an even bigger cause. We now not only focus on singles, but also on relationships and marriages.

SEX GAME POINT SYSTEM:

SEX ACT	POINTS	DESCRIPTION
Oral Sex With New Partner	3	Cunnilingus or fellatio (eating out or blowjob for the verbally challenged) on a person you've never done it with. \| Tochdown \|
Oral Sex with Old Partner	1	Cunnilingus or fellatio (eating out or blowjob for the verbally challenged) on a person that you've had oral sex with before. \| Touchdown \|
Sex with New Partner	7	Vaginal sex with a person you've never had sex with. It doesn't matter what type of sex position you try. \| Field Goal \|
Sex with Old Partner	2	Vaginal sex with a person you've had sex with with before. It doesn't matter what type of sex position you try. \| Field Goal \|
Anal Sex with New Partner	8	Anal sex with a person you've never had anal with before. \| 2 Pt Conversion \|
Anal Sex with Old Partner	4	Anal sex with a person you've had anal with before. \| 2 Pt Conversion \|
Condom Use	2	Using a condom and being protected and safe. It's more fun! \| Safety \|

Hopefully the chart above explains how our point system works. Some of you may ask why is it that you get less points for sleeping with your boyfriend/girlfriend than someone else does for sleeping with a random person? Well that's because it's a LOT easier to score in a relationship than it is to randomly seek a person. Some may disagree but this is through our own research that we decided to make the point system like this.

Now that you know how the sex game works and how the point system functions, go and invite your friends and start scoring! This sex game should be a sport.

Sex Game for Sexually Bored Singles

AC — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 12:32:00 GMT

When we launched this site in January 2012, it was geared towards singles. The purpose was to allow singles to not only track their sex lives, but also have a nice healthy competition, aka sex game, to see who was truly the ultimate sex God/Goddess. We've all been there before where we made a silly bet to see who could have the most sex. Even if you are in a relationship, some like to compete to see who can get it the most.

Now that we've evolved into a much better experience for not only singles, but couples too; we left the gaming aspect within the site just in case some singles and/or couples decided they wanted to try it out to spice up their sex lives. But how does it work? Let me explain it.

SEX GAME: How Does It Work?

Create an account: It's free and anonymous and you can cancel it any time.
Invite Friends: Once you've created an account, use our Invite Friends feature to invite any friends you want to compete against. They can be singles or couples. Our sites are interlinked, so they can be of the opposite sex or gay...that's all up to you.
Score: Once all of your friends have accepted your invitation and are in your friends list, you can all decide on which day to start the competition. The GKS Week starts on Mondays, so we highly recommend starting on Mondays. When it starts, you do what the competition is about: scoring. Every score is logged and you can see your own progress along with your friend's progress via the Rankings button in the home page. You'll see points being put on the board as they happen. On Sunday, whoever has the most points wins. The points reset at midnight CST Sunday night.

It's that simple. Next week, I'll explain how our Game Points work so you can have a better idea of our point system. Remember, this is a sex game that can be played by both singles and couples and all genders and sex orientations. Promiscuity has never been this much fun before. But remember to always score responsibly and wear protection...and no, not a gun.

Sex Tips for Steak & BJ Day

AC — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 20:34:00 GMT

March 14th is known to everyone as Steak and BJ Day. It's a day when all men get what they deserve (assuming they played their cards right on Valentine's Day). We've gone through our blowjob positions and chosen the top 3 blowjob positions you should try. We've all done the Atten Hut position. It's probably the first thing you tried when you were younger. So here is our list:

How To Cook The Best Steak by Gordon Ramsay:

And don't forget to unlock your Steak & BJ Day badge by logging a score on March 14th!!

Badge Unlocked on March 14th:

Mobile War: Who Has More Sex?

AC — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 11:13:00 GMT

The year 2012 was a very good year for the GKS Network. We saw a huge increase in our userbase and we made some big improvements in our sites. We released our sex positions for both straights and gays along with tons of new achievement badges to go along with them. We have built our system to be as anonymous as it can be while maintaining statistics of everything within. While I'm going to be releasing a more in-depth article on all of our statistics in February, I came across a nice little number that I wanted to share with you guys.

I've always been a huge iPhone fan and have always enjoyed a nice debate about which mobile OS is superior with friends. Some will tell you that it's iOS. Others will claim it's Android. Then you have your silly peeps saying it's Microsoft's Windows Phone. Regardless of which flavor you prefer, one thing is certain...all users love looking up sex positions and finding ways to spice it up in the bedroom.

So here are our stats for 2012 based on which mobile operating system hit our site:

What you see above is our mobile visitors statistics. iOS leads the pack with 46% of our visitors using either an iPhone, iPod, or iPad. Androis OS is not far behind with 41%. To me, that was very surprising considering the huge amounts of Android devices out there in the world. Then we have Windows Phone with 9% of visitors using some type of Windows Phone device. Other devices such as Nokia browsers and such go behind the pack, but nothing like BlackBerry where it only amounts for 0.21% of our visitors.

So now that we have our numbers out there, what does it all mean? Maybe that iOS users are kinkier and have the best sex out there? Nah. It probably means absolutely nothing, but for my debates it means the world. To me, it means that iOS users probably get laid more. Why else would they be researching for more sex positions and joining a site that lets you keep track of your sex life while making a game out of it? With the huge amounts of Android devices out there, I would certainly expect them to be king of the castle, but that wasn't necessarily the case.

I was impressed with Microsoft Window Phones having 9% of our visitor traffic though. Considering their slow share of the market, they still managed to put a dent in our visitor stats. This number should continue to grow throughout 2013 and beyond.

Josh R. from Lafayette, Louisiana, claimed that maybe, just maybe, Android users are so busy having sex that they don't have time to log on to a website to log their scores or browse for new sex positions. It's a good theory, but I don't buy it.

So now I ask you guys... what do you make of the numbers above? Does it mean Apple fanboys have better sex lives than Android fans? Please do tell!

Best Sex Positions for a Quickie

JDUB — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 12:58:00 GMT

Whether you're single and just met a lady you'd love to quickly shag or you're married with kids and don't have much time, sometimes a quickie can be really enjoyable even if you both don't get yours. The hot steamy sex session can be all you need to get that fix and points on the board. Here are some of the best sex positions for a quickie:

Bodyguard

We've all been there, at a local bar and you met the girl of your dreams and she just agrees to some one-on-one bathroom stall sex. This position is much like the Doggystyle except you are standing upright more.

Deep Impact

This is another great sex position when she's wearing a skirt and the cloest thing in sight is a table or kitchen counter.

Screw

Sometimes a bed or couch is all you have to work with and the screw definitely makes for a great quickie. From here you can stimulate the women so you guys both get what you want.

Prison Guard

And last but not least, sometimes you end up with a girl who likes it a bit rough. The Prison Guard is one way to show her who's boss while still allowing for easy access and clean up.

Remember to try many more of our sex positions as we try to add more and more each month. Here are other articles that may peak your interest:

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Great Sex Positions To Try on Valentine's Day

AC — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:20:00 GMT

Valentine's Day is all about the lady. Men have (Steak and BJ Day) on March 14th afterall. We've picked 5 great sex positions you should try on her to ensure she feels special and wanted on Valentine's Day. They range from great oral to deep penetration positions. Don't forget that it's all about her if you want what's yours on Steak & BJ Day.

5 Great Positions To Try On Valentine's Day:

THE AMAZON

CARNAL CRISSCROSS

EAR MUFFS

UPWARD FACING DOGGYSTYLE

WOW HIM POWWOW

Sex Foreplay: What Women Like

Tiffany — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:07:00 GMT

Hello gentlemen! Interesting in getting her hot and bothered? Time to discuss the preliminary games before we get to the bedroom and take a little extra TLC to nibble on her, touch her, and make her wet with some foreplay.

Playing Hard to Get

Light touching in inappropriate places during times when sex can’t happen is—oh so—frustrating. The key is to keep a start and stop pattern. It’s like dancing and the movements of pulling in and pushing back as it creates arousal and desire because she wants what she can’t have.

Tip: Try wrapping your arms around her from behind and running your hand up her blouse and touching her stomach. Then, slip your hand slightly down her pants, kiss her neck, and pull away. Do this when you’re not in bedroom until she’s chomping at the bit to rip your clothes off.

Sensuous Hands

Let her know that you care about making her feel good and not just about having sex. Start by giving her a massage with light kisses on the neck in between. Massage her butt, inner thy, breasts, and brush your fingers past sensitive areas without actually touching them.

Tip: As a gal, I love it when I know that my man loves to make me feel good and is not just “going through the motions” to have sex. Sensual massages make me feel adored, relaxed, and aroused.

Neck Kissing

Women are more sensitive on their neck than men. Move those soft and firm kisses from our shoulders up our neck to our earlobes.

Note: It makes my nerves electric and my body hot when I’m getting kisses on my neck from behind while my man’s arms are wrapped firmly and strongly around me.

Sexting

For many women, being ready is all in their mentality. Sitting in the office and having the phone beep with a text and reading what you’d like to do her is erotic, especially when it’s something we really shouldn’t be thinking about it at that moment. It’s naughty and sexy. If you do this, she’ll be crossing her legs tightly at her desk and biting her lip. She’ll be all yours when you see her that night.

Skate a Figure 8

It’s time to skate, gentleman. When you’re headed south try some varying tongue movements and pressure techniques. Circle your tongue around her clit in a figure 8 pattern while constantly changing the pressure of your tongue. Also flick her clit from left to right with your tongue. This will drive her wild.

Upcoming Features: Release 1.0

AC & Justin — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 22:47:00 GMT

It's been a year for us with a lot of changes from the initial concept. We couldn't have done this without our members. So we want to thank every single one of you. Even if you've only scored once, you're a big part of our community. With our mobile app coming out soon, we figured we'd let you know of upcoming changes and what to expect with our official release.

Although the website is useful, it's nothing to what it'll soon be. The GKS mobile app will allow for new features to be integrated into our site and also ease of use/access to your account. But the best part? It will bring a true social aspect to GKS.

Features in version 1.0:

Mobile app will be initially released for iOS, Android and BlackBerry within the next 45 days (assuming Apple gives us no issues). Windows Phone will follow within the next few months.
GPS-Enabled App: It'll allow for geo-tagging of your scores so you can unlock new badges based on your score location.
Sex Positions: You'll have access to our sex positions database from your phone. See details on how to perform each or email your significant other to give them a head's up on what they're in for that night.

In The Near Future (version 1.1):
These are features that will not be included with the initial release, but we're hard at work getting the bugs out for a release by this spring.

Maps: See scores around you happening in real time.
Stats Revamped: Our new stats page will be released showing you statistics on your partner's characteristics, which positions you perform the most, what day of week you score the most, and which location you score the most at.
More Badges: With the addition of the GPS Feature, we'll be releasing over 50 new badges to be unlocked via geo-location tagging of scores on the app.
Safe Sex Redefined: Lets just say this: Using condoms will be something you'll actually want to do. More details to be released soon.
Feed Revamp: We'll be adding Likes and Comments to your feed posts. It should clear up the clutter dramatically.

We hope you give us as much feedback as possible throughout our release process. Although we're trying hard to have the minimum amount of bugs in our initial release, we know that's almost always impossible. So communication between us and you is key. We're looking into different options for easier forms of communication. For now, use feedback@guyskeepscore.com for any comments.

Once again, thank you guys for making Year One an amazing year for us. We hope we've spiced up the bedroom life and that you are happier in your relationship. That's why we do this...to help people have healthier and safe relationships. As always, please score responsibly.

3 Ways to Convince Her to Use Sex Toys

Frances Denzel — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:19:00 GMT

Diamonds are no longer a girl's best friend. Vibrators are. Chances are your girl has a couple stashed in her bedside table but she may never let you close. Maybe you don't even know she has them. Bringing her sex toys from personal-playtime only to an activity for two is a huge step in sexual enjoyment and something many guys strive to attain. If you have a shy one on hand she may need a little coaxing to get her excited about using a sex toy with you. Here are 3 ways to convince her it will be just as fun to let you be involved in sex toy time:

Start Small. As much as you fantasize about using a big vibrator on her, it's not always best to jump in to this fantasy right away. She may need to start at the beginning, back to the basics with a first timer's sex toy. Think of those adorable little vibrating creatures; bunnies, dolphins, flowers and anything else that makes her caw with cuteness. A pretty little animal is going to make her feel at ease. Skip the phallic looking models and stick with something cutesy and feminine first. Check TheAdultToyShop.com for some visual examples.
Present it as a Present. Patience is needed here but it can pay off big time. Wait until some special occasion: a birthday, anniversary, Christmas or the female favorite: Valentine's Day. The reason behind the timing is that women feel subconsciously obligated to make you happy. All women want is for their man to remember their birthday or anniversary so when you've made the effort to get her a present for the occasion, she will want to reward you for remembering. What's your reward for giving her sex toys on special occasions? Ba-da-Bing: Sex toy time for two!
Leave the Lights Out. The secret reason many women don't want you involved is because they feel self conscious. It has nothing to do with the toy, it's all about their insecurities. They don't want you getting an up close and overly personal view, maybe they think you won't like what you see as you're digging around down there. Maybe she's worried you’ll see her real orgasm face. Keeping lights out and blankets covering her body is a sure fire way to kick insecurities out of the room and leave you to your handwork.

Frances provides useful tips for men to help enhance sexual intimacy from a female perspective. Being a women writing tips for guys offers a unique secret peek into a woman's mind assuring you these tips really work! Contact Frances anytime through @FriskyTweets

Wild Sex Positions

GKS Crew — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 09:50:00 GMT

After a recent sexcapade submission from one of our users, we've decided to put a warning label on a few wild sex positions. They are wild for a reason. Although we encourage people to try new positions to spice up their love life, we want you guys to do it safely. So here are three positions our latest sexcapade story mentioned.

The Golden Gate
(SHOW ME)

The Golden Gate is a variation of the 69 position but it's very hard to do. It not only requires the woman to be very flexible but the man is running the risk of her accidentally biting down on the penis if she cringes for just a second. Also, if she hasn't properly stretched beforehand, she's running the risk of cramping up and possibly injuring either party.

The Head Rush
(SHOW ME)

Head Rush is a variant of the 69 - Standing position, except for the fact that the pleasure is one-sided. This positions requires the man to have enough strength to carry the woman. That strength is key for the woman to not get dropped and break her neck. Although she can hold herself by attempting to wrap her arms around you backwards, it's not an easy feat. The man must be very gentle and careful when bringing her down.

YMCA
(SHOW ME)

The YMCA position can be a tricky position to perform. Not only does the woman need to be flexible, but also be good at maintaining her balance. This move is based on a classic yoga move called The Headstand, or Shirshasana, as the pose has many health benefits as it does provide the same for pleasure. And just like in yoga, it can be very dangerous due to the positioning of the man. The woman is running the risk of biting down on his penis, while the man runs the risk of accidentally kneeing the woman on the face like our latest sexcapade mentioned.

So as always folks, please be careful and read up on the positions a little more. Feel free to use our comments section to ask questions. We're always monitoring those. And please score responsibly.

Remember to try many more of our sex positions as we try to add more and more each month. Here are other articles that may peak your interest:

Wild Sex is Dangerous

Caleb J. — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 09:27:00 GMT

Jessica looked like someone straight out of Hollywood. Long blonde hair, blue eyes, and fake breasts (my favorite). We had somehow both ended up at a David Guetta concert, even though neither of us liked him. We ran into each other while buying alcohol and just couldn’t stop talking. Once we realized that neither of us wanted to be there, we told each of our friends that we were going to the restroom and left the locale, hopped in a taxi and had it take us to the nearest hotel. This is the wild sex story.

THE TAXI

The person that picked us was from Jamaica or somewhere near it. The only reason I guess that is because of his easy to recognize accent. As soon as we got in, I told him to take us to the nearest hotel. He just nodded and started driving. Jessica started fondling me as the cab drove us to the hotel. She then whispered into my ear, “do you want me to go down on you?” I was a little hesitant considering I was in a cab and he had a clear view of us via his rear-view mirror, but like Drake would say, “YOLO”, right? She started giving me what I still considering today the ‘best head I’ve ever had’. I just closed my eyes and tried to imagine I was in a room without anyone else in it but us. But when I opened my eyes, I could see the cab driver staring via the rear-view mirror that he had positioned to look straight onto my dick and he was actually smiling. Felt awkward, but he didn’t say anything other than just watch. Then we arrived at the hotel. I gave the man a $20 tip for a $13 cab fare, which I felt was well deserved for keeping his mouth shut. He did get a free show after all.

THE HOTEL

Once we checked in and got us a last minute room, we had a nice makeout session going up the elevator. While she kissed me she mentioned that she was a yoga instructor. I could have cared less of what she did for a living because I just wanted to get laid. As soon as the door opened, we were undressing each other. She threw me on the bed and she began to sit on my face while facing behind me. All of a sudden, she bent backwards and started blowing me. It freaked me out but holy crap this was wild! This was amazing. After a few minutes of trying this mindboggling position, I just sat up and picked her up keeping her suspended while still going down on her. I could only last about 30 seconds or so in that position so I began to slowly kneel down, being really careful about hurting her head. I turned her to face me as we hit the floor while maintaining her legs up in the air. She began to blow me and I went down on her. As I tried to move to the next position, my knee hit her face and she fell to the floor. She was bleeding bad out of her nose and I thought I had killed her as she wasn’t moving. I slapped the shit out of her trying to get her to come back to life, until I realized she wasn’t dead. She was just knocked out. When she came back to reality, I apologized but she now looked like she had been screwing Chris Brown. Needless to say, after going home that night, I never heard from her again.

Got a wild story for us? We'll keep it anonymous. Send it to sexcapades@guyskeepscore.com.

Learn How To Perform The Wild Sex Positions Mentioned Above

Why Tebow Sucks At QB

AC — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 12:47:00 GMT

You've probably been hearing Tebow This and Tebow That for the last few days. Shoot...probably for the last few years you've been hearing that name mentioned on TV. There is no question Tim Tebow was a great quarterback during his college career. But looking at history, we know that just because a player is great during their college career doesn't mean that they will be great going Pro. So why does Tim Tebow suck so bad in the NFL? Here is why...

We've all known Tebow's issue since he was at Florida University. He's a virgin. Yup. That's why. Think about it. Back in 2009, CBSSports.com released an article titled, "Having Sex Improves Athletic Performance". Are you seeing what we're seeing now? In it, it talked about how a study in India found that athletes that had sex before a game, performed better.

"From a physiological perspective, having sex increases testosterone levels, which cause an increase in strength, energy, aggression and competitiveness," the study said.

"Conversely, not having sex for a period of a few months causes a significant drop in testosterone levels in both males and females, with the corresponding passiveness and decrease in aggression."

The study cites University of Cape Town professor of sports science Tim Noakes as a reference. "If you want sex but do not have someone to share it with," the study continues.

"One option is to go solo whilst imagining you have a partner, or a few partners, who are as beautiful as you wish to imagine." But you know Tebow isn't even doing the solo thing as it's something God looks down upon.

So there you have it folks. If Tebow was getting laid, he'd be a MUCH better athlete. I think it's time for him to create a GuysKeepScore.com account and start logging some scores.

7 Things To Do When The World Doesn't End

AC — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 01:22:00 GMT

If you're one of those unfortunately people that thought the world was going to end on December 21, 2012...well you're out of luck. If you're reading this it's because you failed at life. But that's ok. Here are what I consider the top 7 things you should probably do now that you've realized you were a moron:

Get STD Tested - The line, "Hey baby...the world is ending. Lets bang" probably worked on a few ladies, but lets face it...if they were dumb enough to fall for your line, they probably fell for others too. The chances of you have an STD are pretty high. Go get tested now that you have assurance no zombies are coming your way.
Pay Your Bills - Chances are, you probably stopped paying some, if not most, bills as December got closer and closer. Time to hit the bank and pay those bills down before they take away your house and car.
Donate Canned Goods - You know you've stashed away tons of canned goods thinking you'd be able to capitalize on them after the apocalypse started. It's time to donate them just in time for Christmas. Some families could really use them. I would have stocked up on condoms before canned goods. Think ahead next time.
Make Sure They Can't Find The Body - So you thought killing someone wouldn't be a big deal since the world was going to end. Well...you're now facing the death penalty and you better make sure you hide that body very well or else you're toast. Sadly, Apple's Siri doesn't help you find body dump sites anymore so you're on your own.
Beg For Your Job Back - Telling your boss off wasn't a good idea and hopefully you were good enough at your job that your boss will be able to forgive you and take your moronic ass back.
Accept Your Sexuality - Coming out of the closet seemed like a great idea on the 20th. Well...at least the hard part is out of the way. You're now free of hiding. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being you. Now open up that Grindr account and get some ass.
Create a GKS Account - You're already here. You probably don't have a job. You've probably lost your significant other. So why not put an end to your stressful life by scoring some and logging your scores with GKS? Do it. You know you want to.

Top 7 Places To Have Sex At

AC — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 15:10:00 GMT

If you've been in a long term relationship or marriage, you know how boring things can get. Sticking to the bedroom when doing the deed can add to that boredom in a significant way. Why not spice it up? Here are our top 7 places to have sex at. I've personally tried every single one of these and I can tell you from experience that these places to have sex at truly add a completely different factor to your sex life. It's living to the fullest for me.

THE KITCHEN

This is usually at the top of most people's fantasy. Doing it on top of the kitchen counter or table is the usual for kitchen sex. Just please don't forget to clean up after yourselves.

AIRPLANE

Although this is VERY illegal, it's what adds to the fun. The airplane lavatory is usually pretty small. So if you're a very tall and/or wide person, chances are this isn't for you. It requires both parties to be very cautious and plan their trip to the lavatory carefully. Also, the woman wearing easily accessibly clothing would be a huge help.

DRESSING ROOM

Knowing that there are people probably to the left and right of you being divided by just a wall, probably a very thin one at that, makes it very exciting. Also the chance of a sales person catching you guys adds to the fun. Just make sure to keep it down and be quick.

BEACH

Doing it at the beach can hurt (sand), but it's also very fun mainly because you're usually not alone at the beach. So the timing of when you do this is key. Try to lean towards late at night or very early in the morning. The sex positions you try are key too, so do your research on how to keep her on top.

BALCONY

Your neighbors will probably get to know you a little better than they expected depending on where your balcony is located. The view you'll get is sensational though as you're practically outside and exposed to the world. Just hope you're comfortable being an exhibitionist.

THEATER

You could end up in jail, if not in the sex offender database...so be very careful on getting caught here. Finding a movie that won't have people in it is probably your #1 task. You'll want to seat at the very back of the theater as well while keeping an eye out for movie-goers.

WORK

If you end up getting caught, you're most likely fired. Unless you were banging your boss, of course. But this can definitely add some spice to your relationship. Who knows...maybe doing it on your boss's desk? Just don't leave any incriminating evidence.

As always, do this at your own discretion. Spicing up your sex life is always a great thing. Check out our sex positions for ideas on which to try during each of these ideas. And don't forget to score responsibly. No one wants a minivan.

Crazy Sex Positions She Will Love

GKS Founders — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 11:45:00 GMT

Women are very hard to read. You can sometimes get in trouble for 'assuming' the wrong thing. When it comes to sex, you may sometimes feel you just don't know what she wants. Well, here are three crazy sex positions that are well loved by females.

Amazon Kneeling Reverse

Like the Amazon Kneeling, the reverse version puts the woman is in control as she has control of every movement. The man just sits there and enjoys it.

How to Do:

The man lies on his back and puts his knees against his chest with legs bent.
The woman sits on his legs with back against the man.
The woman then braces herself by reach her hands behind her and placing them on the back of his thighs.
The woman then controls the penetration.

Jellyfish

The Jellyfish is a difficult version of the Bookends position. The man and woman together do a rocking motion to gain movement during penetration.

How to Do:

The man sits on his knees.
The woman sits on the man's lap facing him.
The woman wraps her legs around the man for support.
Rock it.

Head Rush

Head Rush is a variant of the 69 - Standing position, except for the fact that the pleasure is one-sided. This positions requires the man to have enough strength to carry the woman and the woman must be flexible.

How to Do:

Start off with the man sitting down.
The woman will the wrap her legs around his head and rest her head on his crotch area.
The man will then begin to lift up keeping his back straight and knees slightly bent.
Once the man is standing, the woman will put her arms around the man backwards.
The man can begin orally pleasuring her.

Remember to try many more of our sex positions as we try to add more and more each month. Here are other articles that may peak your interest:

Different Sex Positions He Will Love

GKS Founders — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 15:59:00 GMT

With a year's worth of scores logged since GKS was released, we've done a little research. We wanted to know which different sex positions ladies were logging more than once, which meant that he really liked it. So here are the top 3 sex positions scored more than once:

Jockey

The Jockey is a fun position for both couples. And no, you don't have to be Frodo to really enjoy it.

How to Do:

The woman lies flat on her stomach.
The man buttocks should be pushed up on the air with his knees bent.
The man will do most of the work pushing forward and back.
Can be used for anal too.

Launch Pad

The Launch Pad position allows for deep penetration while allowing easy access to massaging her clitoris. It's up to the man to do gentle or deep hard thrusts, depending on the woman's preference.

How to Do:

The woman lies on her back and puts knees on her chest.
The man puts the woman's feet on his chest and enters her while pushing her legs out.
The man can go as gentle or as hard as he pleases.
The man has access to her clitoris for massaging.

Cradle

Although very similar to the Bridge position, the woman's feet are actually planted firmly on the ground and arms are kept behind her. The angle it provides is actually pretty fantastic (if you're big).

How to Do:

The man kneels down.
The woman will the wrap her legs around his head and rest her head on his crotch area.
The woman straddles him and puts her hands behind her while holding herself up.
The woman's feet are planted firmly on the ground.
The woman and men thrust for penetration.

Remember to try many more of our sex positions as we try to add more and more each month. Here are other articles that may peak your interest:

A Date With Dick Richards

David M — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 16:20:00 GMT

I was visiting Denver, Colorado for business with a couple of my coworkers and I knew I'd be there for just the weekend. My buddies had mentioned using the OKCupid Broadcast feature. It's practically a mobile app feature where you simply broadcast your location and people near you of whatever sex you're looking for, can see what you're wanting to do. If they like you, they can hit you up.

Anyways, long story short I got a lead. The girl looked AMAZING! I couldn't believe it. I scrolled through every single picture she had on there and she was truly magnificent. So I decided to hit her up too. We chatted back and forth via their messaging system for a few hours. I thought it'd be a great idea to have her meet me at the bar my co-workers and I were at just to show her off. You know how guys are...we like to show off hot ladies.

She agreed and when she showed up, everyone at the table was in shock at the fact that I was about to embark on a hot date with this hot lady. They all immediately started downloading the OKCupid app.

As we got in my car, I kept fighting the urge to just drive to a hotel and do my thing. But I had to be a gentleman and decided to take her to a nice restaurant nearby to eat and maybe a few cocktails afterwards to get the mood set right. On the way to the restaurant, she kept asking me if I had read her profile fully. I said yes, although I knew I had just browsed through her pictures. She seemed happy at the fact that I had read her profile apparently, so I knew I was in.

After eating an expensive meal and having a few cocktails, I asked if she wanted to head to my hotel room and she said sure. I had a huge smile on my face as we drove to my hotel.

When we arrived, we immediately started to make out. Her lips felt like I was kissing an angel. I thought I was in love. I started to feel her breasts and woah! So nice and fake. Perfect! I kept thanking God. She threw me on the bed and went straight for the cockal area. I was NOT about to tell her no. I have to admit, that was probably the best blowjob I've ever had. It's like she knew EXACTLY what I wanted. Was she a mindreader?

I pulled her up and flipped her over, slowly taking off her clothes while kissing every inch of her body. Then it hit. She...or HE, had a dick. WTF?! I jumped back ready to strike and asked WTF was going on? She seemed surprised and asked, "but I thought you said you read my profile. It said I'm a transgender looking for someone to show me around town." I'll admit that when I glanced through it, I thought I had read "I'm a transfer" not "transgender". I was in shock but I maintained my gentleman ways and sat next to him to learn more. I think I was intrigued. He seemed really nice.

He told me his whole life story. I gotta say, this man was a great person. Just because he has the same body parts I have, doesn't make him a bad person. We're now great facebook friends and correspond frequently.

Top 3 Sex Positions to AVOID With One-Night Stands

AC — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 13:05:00 GMT

Lets face it, a lot of people have one-night stands. And yes, that includes women. Even though having sex with a complete stranger can be fun and adventurous, there are some positions you should definitely try to avoid as much as possible.

The Butler

Even though this position is a great position to try with a significant other, it's definitely not one you want to try with someone you don't know more than a few hours. Because of where the man's face will be, the woman needs to be very clean and chances of that happening are very low. The chances of the man finding some corn kernels are very high.

How to Do:

The woman stands straight and slightly bends at the knees.
The man sits indian style behind her, facing her anus.
The man can then perform cunnilingus, analingus and other anal fun on her.

The Brute

The Brute puts the man in a position that may be uncomfortable for him to try considering his chocolate starfish will be completely exposed and open to who knows what. Without knowing the lady, the man runs a huge risk of being penetrated by a finger or two.

How to Do:

Woman lays down on back.
Woman moves knees towards chest.
Man squats over woman (facing away) while resting on woman's legs.
Penis (pointing down) enters woman.

The Jackhammer

Just by seeing the picture above should speak a thousand words. No. Don't do it ladies. A man's sweaty balls on your face is already bad enough, but a random guy's ballsack? No. Please don't.

How to Do:

The man stands with legs shoulder-width apart.
The woman sits between his legs facing the same direction as the man is.
The woman either moves herself up and down with the penis in mouth, or
The man squats down and up with his penis in her mouth.
The woman can also play with his anus and/or scrotum.

Those three positions should be avoided at all costs. What are some other positions you should try to avoid?

Remember to try many more of our sex positions as we try to add more and more each month. Here are other articles that may peak your interest:

Version 2.5: Sex Positions

AC — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 08:57:00 GMT

Version 2.5 is a preview of what's to come in 3.0. Although it contains a lot of new and exciting changes, it's not everything that's coming in 3.0. Below is a listing of what's new with GKS.

What's in 2.5?

Sex Positions: We've only released less than half of our total sex positions we have lined up. We've selected some of the most exciting and fun positions we could find for people to try out. Some may be well known to some, while others may be brand new to you. Regardless, they are all fun to try at least once. You can chat about your experience within each position in the comments section. Soon, we'll be adding a rating system for each individual position.
Badges: Each sex position performed and logged will unlock a badge. If performed 5 or more times, it'll unlock the Mastery badge for the position. We'll have over 150 badges to unlock ranging from positions to attributes of your sex partner to times the deed is done. In our next update, we'll be releasing combo badges: unlocked when certain positions are performed during the same sex session.
Social Redefined: Long gone are our Leagues. We noticed that most people just want to share with their close friends and not complete strangers. However, we're currently working on allowing your profile to be compared with your city and soon enough, states, countries, and world.
Stats Revamp: We're working on releasing the new revamp of our Statistics page so you can easily see what action you see the most and what you see the least. See the frequency you and your partner(s) do the deed and you'll finally have proof to show them that you don't really get it as much as they claim you do.

We have a lot more amazing features coming your way. So stay tuned and as always, please score responsibly.

3.0: Couples Mode

GKS Founders — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 20:31:00 GMT

When we released GKS in January 2012, it was a version that has transformed in ways we never imagined. GKS has gone through a huge revamp and is now a lot more social than ever. However GKS 3.0 will hopefully make some bigger waves than what the original idea was all about. The focus has now shifted to couples. We want to help couples have a healthier sex life together and hopefully, in some way, help decrease the divorce rate just a tad...even if it's 0.1%. Sex is something majority of couples will say is an issue in their relationship. Let it be a decline or lack of it or simply not being very adventurous. Here is what we plan on doing to help couples have a healthier sex life:

GKS 3.0: Couples Mode

New mode will allow couples to track their personal sex lives.
Badges: Your sex life is now gamified. Think foursquare, but instead of check-ins at restaurants, it's check-ins in the bedroom while doing the deed. Over 100 different badges to unlock ranging from which sex positions you try to locations of where the deed was performed.
Statistical Graphs: You will see graphs showing you trends of your sex life. See how much sex you have and even compare it to the average in your city, state, country, or even world! See which positions you do the most or which you've tried the least.
Spice it up! This new tool will show you new sex positions to try out and allow you to rate them. The more you try, the more badges you unlock. New positions will be released weekly with a 3D picture showing you how it works. Users can rate them, talk about them, or simply share them with other friends.
Social yet Private: You will be able to give 'friend' access to your marriage counselor or sex therapist that may want to keep track of your deed activity. Trends and graphs will play a bigger role here. You can also add other couples that may be friends to your friend list to maybe have a bragging competition or simply compare statistical data.
Ovulation Calendar: Those couples that may be trying to get pregnant, we'll have an ovulation calendar that will keep track of when the woman is the most fertile and alert both partners while adding a few suggestions for sex positions depending on the desired sex of the future child.
Ratings: You can now rate each other as partners. You may think you were a Sex God last night but your partner probably didn't think so. This is optional but will give you a little more insight as to how well you performed. Receiving 5 stars last night will make you remember what you did then a lot more than the time you got 1 star.

The Singles Mode will be receiving a lot of new updates as well. You will be able to get a list of sex positions and unlock badges by actually performing them. A lot more to be announced soon for Singles Mode.

GKS 3.0 will be released along with our new iOS and Android Apps.

Weird Sex Statistics

AC — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 13:19:00 GMT

See the top sex positions and achievement badges unlocked by our members from across the world.

SEE MORE SEX STATS

Two and a Half Chicks in One Night

Kurt Bethard — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 22:50:00 GMT

A long while back I decided to throw a party at my house. My parents had left for the week and being a high school senior at the time, I figured it was my obligation to throw a party. So after emptying the fridge of everything and filling it with some of the grossest and cheapest beer money could buy, I invited a ton of people out and the party commenced.

I'll skip all the minor details, but after a few hours of partying I end up getting some chubby girl to wait in my room for when the night winds down. She wasn't like super chubby or anything. She was just not the type of girl my ancestors would be proud of. Shortly after I told her to wait for me, my friend informs me that more girls are coming out to drink. So I decided I had to get rid of the girl waiting for me so I could possibly bang one of the new ones heading my way. My friend came up to me before I could kick out Ms. Piggy and gave me the most inspirational speech I have ever heard. "Kurt, you have the opportunity to double jump. You can do one girl, get rid of her, and then do another one within hours of each other." He lifted in his hand a yellow condom and said, "take this condom and fulfill your destiny." I felt like Frodo or Luke Skywalker. That shit was awesome and hearing that while drunk was the most convincing thing ever. I had to fuck this fatty so I walked to the room, condom in hand, and open the door. She was already finger banging herself. The sight wasn't pretty and I seriously considered turning back but I'm a trooper so whatever. After having a quick bone, she wanted to cuddle or something retarded. So I just left without saying a word. Lucky for me, it was just in time to meet the new girls that had shown up.

Skip ahead about two hours. Everyone is going to bed or getting their nuts and I'm sitting on the couch with one of the new girls. She kept talking about her ex boyfriend, seriously the most boring shit ever. Eventually Ms. Piggy comes into the room and sees I'm with the new girl and awkwardly tells me she's leaving. After she left I decided to stop wasting time and turned my head to the new girl and said, "do you want to bone?"I figured I'd just be straight up with it instead listening to her for another hour and not even getting to beat it up. Luckily for me, she said yes and I got to bone her out fulfilling my destiny and double jumping. I'm gross but in a good way. And one thing is certain...my ancestors would be proud.

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GKS Founders — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 20:03:00 GMT

6 Bad Reasons To Have Sex With Someone

RYAN O'CONNELL — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:35:00 GMT

You feel like you owe it to the person. “I mean, they’ve been so nice to me. I should just do it with them. It’s the right thing to do!” Uh, no. You owe someone 13 dollars when they buy your ticket to the movies. You don’t owe your vagina/penis to anyone, no matter how amazing they’ve been. (Unless, of course, you want to sleep with them. In which case, go for it! They sound great!)
You’re bored. Bored sex is hell on Earth. It just amplifies the restlessness you’re currently feeling and makes it 10 times worse because now you’ve involved another unsuspecting party. This poor fool thought they were getting invited to some potentially amazing sex but nope. You’re just bored. All you can really do is moan on cue and turn over, if need be.
You’re doing it for revenge purposes, to get back at someone. Not only is that a totally dick thing to do, it will most likely leave you feeling like crap. No one has ever felt permanent satisfaction from having revenge sex. No one has ever been like, “You know what really got me through my break up and cured all of my woes? When I had sex with someone else and flaunted it around my ex. Seriously, revenge sex saved my life!”
Money. And I’m not even referring to the classic definition of a prostitute. People have sex for money all the time. Some just don’t ask for the cash immediately afterwards. They either get it before in the form of a fancy dinner or expect some sort of gift further down the line. WE’RE ALL WHORES, OKAY? Haha, no but I’m serious, we are and I guess that’s okay but I mean, we should really just start having sex with only people that we like and care about. Them having money should only be a bonus, something to brag about to all of your friends who are still dating starving artists with big dicks.
They’re supposedly out of your league and you want to prove to people that you can bone a babe. Actually, screw that. Showing your friends that you can have sex with people who are hotter than you is a totally legit reason to fornicate. BECAUSE THEY NEED TO KNOW. They need to know that this face does not prevent you from having sex with that hot body.
You’re feeling isolated from everything and everyone so you just need something, anything, to remind you that you’re alive and can connect and still matter, albeit briefly, to a person. Someone needs to fill you up, needs to grab your skin and leave a mark, needs to hurt you, make you moan, and tear at the sheets. You forget though that sex isn’t always progress. Sex isn’t always a step forward. Sometimes it can be empty and leave an irrevocable mark. Fill you up only to be drained later. Moment of connection followed by a prolonged feeling of disconnection. This is perhaps the most dangerous reason to have sex: To do it just to feel it a part of something. Because if you do an intimate act with someone who makes you feel bad about yourself or can’t give you what you want, you’re going to end up more lost than when you initially started. I advise you to f-ck carefully. Wear a condom for your body AND your brain.

Sometimes Threesomes Are NOT a Good Idea

MH — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 10:16:00 GMT

There I was at a stripclub chillin' with my buddies having a few drinks. I decided to stay behind once everyone started to take off and went to the girl I had been eyeing most of the evening. I asked her if she'd like to come back to my crib after the place closed because I had some amazing weed waiting at home. She asked if her friend Sarah could come along. That was an easy choice: Yes!

An hour later we were drinking and smoking at home. As the stripper straddled me and made out with me, her friend Sarah started to kiss my neck. I started to switch the attention between the two exchanging kisses, making them kiss, and feeling them both up. However, Sarah wouldn't allow me to touch her in her cockal region.

I kept trying to get some finger action going on her while I made out with the stripper but she refused. I finally said screw it and reached down there anyway. What I felt was something very familiar to me: a penis. WTF? I jumped back and said, "WOAH! WTF MAN!?"

They both looked at me shocked and the stripper said, "sweetheart it's ok. She's a friend. We meant no harm. You don't have to touch her." Being the kind of guy that I am, I thought with my penis instead of my brain and said fuck it. I started to bang the stripper and her friend just watched.

As we were about to orgasm, her friend stopped us and said, "Stop! Stop! Stop! Can you PLEASE cum all over my face? Please!" WTF? Was this tranny serious? I was furious...but why not you know? So I did. Zero regrets as I was trying to blind this dude...girl...she-male...whatever the hell it was.

Soldier Who Whored Himself Out for Free Dog Servicing

AC — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 22:54:00 GMT

I was in the Army and living with a fellow soldier. His name was Stan and had just purchased a puppy. He was horrible managing his money so he always tried to do whatever he could to get things for free. Considering he had just purchased a puppy, he kept going around bars looking for a vet or someone who worked at a vet's office just so he could get free shots.

One day he came back to the apartment happy as heck. He told me to clean up good because he had a date coming over and she was hopefully going to hook him up with shots for his new pup. A few hours later I heard a knock on the door. When I opened the door, I found a 5' tall woman that was blacker than Wesley Snipes. Not only was she short, but she was very wide. She had to be pushing 200 lbs. But the kicker was the fact that she had shaved her head. Now...Stan was a 5'3" scrawny guy. Not your typical big soldier type of guy. He did have a small beer gut, but that's about it.

Stan came running out of his room to greet his date. I had never seen someone so excited. They quickly disappeared into his room and were invisible for hours. I saw her leave as he kissed her goodbye. As I went to grab me something to eat in the kitchen, Stan walked in. I asked him what the heck happened. He said, "Man. I fucked that girl like no tomorrow. She wanted anal so I ate her ass out and then fucked it until she started crying. She blew me to finish me off. Ass to mouth just like I like it." Then it hit me...he had kissed her AFTER ass to mouth. That's something I never let him forget.

Needless to say, his puppy was treated for free and got all of his shots. The cost is much higher than just paying with money in my book. But to each his own.

When Sex Turns into an Episode of Dexter

Kurt Bethard — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 23:45:00 GMT

It was a Saturday night and it was completely dead. There was absolutely nothing going on, so I decided I might as well hit up a random girl I'd been talking to. I figured if I was going to be sitting around, I might as well be making my lower half happy.

If I had of known what I was in for that night I would've stayed home. I had a friend drop me off at her apartment and almost instantly her pants were off and we were driving the scenic route to pound town.

After some finger-banging, we decided to grab the bottle of lube sitting next to her bed so I could put it in her number 2 hole. I was unaware that you don't need a ton of lube to get things ready. So being the intelligent kid I am, I poured a heaping mound into my hand and got things all set up. By the way, lube is ridiculously hard to get off your hands, especially when you put that much on. Word of advice: Just use spit. Or tears! Lube is highly overrated and they're going to complain about it hurting anyway.

But back to the exciting part. After it was in her dirt star for a few minutes she complained about it hurting. But whatever. We decided to go back to fucking D to V. After 10 minutes had passed, I got a whiff of this foul odor. I didn't really think anything of it until she pushed off of me and ran to the bathroom.

The first thing that ran through my head was, "Did this girl just shit on me?"

I panicked and looked down and all I saw was a dark stain. At that point I was freaking out! While I was looking for a light I was wondering how much a therapist would cost and how long before it would take for me to be psychologically ready to trust a girl not to shit on me during sex again. I finally found a lamp, but my hands were still covered in the slipperiest substance in the world. I run out of the room into the lit hallway and look down. Red. At first I was like, "Oh thank God it’s just period blood!" But instantly I was like, "Wait! What the fuck?! This girl just period'ed on me!"

So I did what any normal human being would do. I gagged and planned my escape. I Quickly grabbed my phone.

As she walked out of the bathroom, we made eye contact, but neither of us said a word. So I went into the bathroom. I immediately texted my friend, which was hard as fuck considering my phone slipped out of my hands about 6 times, and told him to get back here so I could make a clean getaway.

I wiped my hands and phone off on some of her dirty clothes (yes I could have used a towel, but she period'ed on me. I was still kind of salty about that), turned the shower on so I could get the sticky red stuff off my dick and then proceeded to use her "Vanilla and Almond" body wash on my junk.

Considering what The Emperor had been through that night, he smelled pretty good. I then walked out of the bathroom and put my clothes on. I told her I was going to go smoke really fast and she told me how embarrassed and sorry she was.

While I was outside, my friend arrived and I got into the car and left. As we drove off, I never looked back at the girl who had marked her territory all over my groin with blood.

The main things I learned from this experience were:

Create an escape plan before you get there.
Don't use too much lube. It'll be on your hands forever…seriously!
If a girl periods on you, don't smear it on your face like it’s war paint and try to play cowboys and indians with her cats.

The Beginning of a Sexual Revolution in America

GKS Founders — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 12:45:00 GMT

A lot of people ask us why we created a site about tracking something people consider so private: sex. The answer is simple. We have a passion for something that's currently going through a huge change here in America. There is a sexual revolution happening right before our eyes and many haven’t even realized it.

When you think of a revolution nowadays, you probably have an image of Egypt’s streets running with chaos. That’s not the kind of revolution we’re talking about. We’re talking about the type of revolution that’s also known as sexual liberation…freedom. We went through something similar between the 1960s and 1980s. This new revolution is going to push the boundaries set during that social movement.

America has been a very conservative country in the terms of sex. If you’ve visited Europe, Latin America, or even Canada, you’ve probably seen how different life is there in terms of sexual freedom. Here in America we’ve always been very judgmental. This is something that parents hope will keep the innocence in their children intact for as long as possible. Sadly, it’s not the case anymore.

You can see what we’re talking about just by turning on your TV. MTV shows like 16 and Pregnant, Jersey Shore, and Teen Mom among others show us that sex and its consequences are part of everyday life and it’s ok. When people see what their parents told them was bad behavior and social taboos being glorified on TV, why would they want to listen and take you serious? Movies like The 40-Year Old Virgin or American Pie are now classics people love to watch. What are they about? Sex. And music? Don’t even get me started.

This is something we’ve brought upon ourselves. Sex is now a subject that people aren’t so scared to talk about. It’s actually a very hot topic. It’s something we know everyone does. And although people are waiting longer to have sex for the first time, they are also waiting longer to get married. The average age people are losing their virginity is 17 while the average age of people getting married is now mid-twenties. That’s a good amount of years of premarital sex going on.

Here is where we come in. GKS Network is a network of sites that help you track your sex life and compare it to the rest of the world. We feel like this is a tool that can help people track their sexual partners and keep a good count. At the same time, it lets you see how you rank against your friends or school. Maybe even your city or state.

We’re opening the doors to a world of sexual freedom. We know how great it feels. We know we all do it. We even know how much we all crave it. One thing we don’t do is judge you. We actually reward you for expressing your sexual freedom. We have gamified people’s sex lives by reward you with Achievement Badges. These badges are actually great tools that allow people to venture out of their comfort zone. You would be surprised at what your comfort zone is. Because we track each partner, we allow you to input their characteristics. After you enter a few, you start seeing your trends. What eye color you usually have sex with the most. What about which body type? Or even hair color! We track it all. The badges get unlocked as you enter more and more information. But it also lets you see where you haven’t explored yet. So you become a little more inclined to possibly try something or someone new. Why not? It’s something that’ll probably be a lot of fun. But we do push for people to have this fun in a safe way. We promote using protection as often as possible.

Like it or not, the sexual revolution is here. We are here. And sex just got a little more rewarding for us all. But as always, please score responsibly.

Using Dating Sites For Scoring

Wolfgang Pfizer — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 07:32:00 GMT

From July 15, 2011 to July 15, 2012, I was in the dating world with a profile in most of the well known dating sites out there. I kept a spreadsheet of the following:

How many women I hit up on each site.
How many women returned my initial communication attempt.
How many messages it took to get a phone number.
How many women I actually took out after breaking the ice online.
How many dates I took each woman.
How many dates it took to convince them I was good enough to sleep with.

The following websites were targeted by me:

PlentyOfFish.com

The website alone is very ugly in design. By that, I mean that it's a layout you'd see 10 years ago without any real innovation. The one thing it has going for it is worldwide users. Now the quality of men and women on there isn't the best. PlentyOfFish.com (PoF) is truly just a hookup site regardless of what they may claim. There are your typical singles that join the site not knowing and get upset when they start getting used.

When I joined, I had no clue it was a hookup site. Within the first hour of being on the site, I had an offer: come bang a lady along with 5 other guys while her husband watched. WHAT? No thanks! That alone made me not want to be on the site but I had to test out the waters before truly giving up. Here are my findings:

# of Women Messaged By Me: 38
# of Women Who Messaged Back: 27
# of Women Who Gave Me Number: 22
# of Women I Actually Took Out: 13
Average Number of Dates per Woman: 2
# of Women I Took Home: 10 (After 1st Date: 4 | 2nd Date: 2 | 3rd Date: 4)

Initial Message/Sex Conversion Rate: 26.32%
Date Turned into Sex: 76.92%
Grade of Women: C

Match.com

The website is leaps and bounds better designed than PoF will probably ever be. You could immediately tell the difference in quality of women on the site. I guess the fact that Match.com costs money compared to PoF being free made a big difference. The fact that I could wink at women to see if they were remotely interested made a difference for me. Not only that, but the searching capability it had was much better.

Most of the women I actually communicated with were up for meeting quickly. Most actually suggested it within 24 hours of us exchanging numbers. Desperation? Maybe. A little weird but it worked to my advantage. Here are my findings:

# of Women Messaged By Me:  41
# of Women Who Messaged Back: 33
# of Women Who Gave Me Number:  24
# of Women I Actually Took Out:  16
Average Number of Dates per Woman: 1.75
# of Women I Took Home:  13 (After 1st Date: 9 | 2nd Date: 2 | 3rd Date: 2)

Initial Message/Sex Conversion Rate: 31.7%
Date Turned into Sex: 81.25%
Grade of Women: B+

OKCupid.com

OKCupid's web design was my favorite. I liked how the site rewarded you for filling out more about yourself rather than just expecting you to. Their daily Quiver delivered 3 profiles to my inbox daily. The only complaint I had on them was the fact that some of them hadn't logged on in forever. So what would be the chances of them responding to my emails? The quality of women was pretty good though. People on here seemed to be more interested in relationships than the rest.

# of Women Messaged By Me:  35
# of Women Who Messaged Back: 23
# of Women Who Gave Me Number:  16
# of Women I Actually Took Out:  12
Average Number of Dates per Woman: 2
# of Women I Took Home:  8 (After 1st Date: 4 | 2nd Date: 3 | 3rd Date: 1)

Initial Message/Sex Conversion Rate: 22.86%
Date Turned into Sex: 66.67%
Grade of Women: B-

eHarmony.com

When I joined eHarmony.com I was told that if I wasn't really looking for a relationship, not to join. So I did. As soon as you log in, you're asked a bunch of questions. By a bunch, I mean a lot. But they are worth answering as their matching was superb compared to the rest. After you're done creating your profile, you're sent 2-10 people daily to look over and see if you're a match on your standards. You can select filters such as "I only want someone this age group" or "I only want someone within 10 miles of me". I did like having those filters, but I couldn't search the site for everyone like the other sites allowed. So now I had to be a little less picky than before. I'd go through the daily profiles I was given access to and I'd hit up the ones I liked. Some of the profiles I was sent had not been accessed in some time looked like and I didnt' like that. The women were truly looking for relationships here. With that said, they seemed more open to satisfying you to make sure you got hooked quickly. I have no clue why women think that by giving it up, they'll get you hooked quicker.

# of Women Messaged By Me:  24
# of Women Who Messaged Back: 18
# of Women Who Gave Me Number:  9
# of Women I Actually Took Out:  6
Average Number of Dates per Woman: 2.5
# of Women I Took Home:  5 (After 1st Date: 1 | 2nd Date: 2 | 3rd Date: 2)

Initial Message/Sex Conversion Rate: 20.83%
Date Turned into Sex: 83.33%
Grade of Women: A+

Closing Statement

Looking at the stats above, it's easy to the trend: The more women want a relationship, the easier it is to score. I wish I could explain this theory. The outcome of this research will be different obviously as it deals with the person conducting it too. I consider myself an expert dater who is a little too confident for my own good. But confidence is what I consider the key ingredient for these results. Yes, others may have better stats but I was more than satisfied with my findings. Now go out there and try these sites. They are all great in their own way and demographic. If and when I'm ready for a real relationship, eHarmony has my vote.

NEXT ARTICLE: WHICH ONLINE DATING SITES ARE BEST FOR JUST SEX

Body Language: How To Tell If Your Man Is Interested

DR. ERINA LEE, SENIOR RESEARCH SCIENTIST — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 14:21:00 GMT

Ladies, have you ever felt like you were in sync with a date? So much so that when you crossed your legs, he did the same. When you leaned forward your date did too? Such subtle body language may be signals that your date is into you.

A recent study looked at how imitation (that is, copying the other person’s behaviors) relates to desires to date or get physical with another person. Researchers found that men imitated more behaviors and desired the other person if that person was attractive (as judged by outside raters). Women on the other hand imitated men more when they thought the man was in a position of high status. However, this wasn’t related to the woman’s desires to date or get physical.

Researchers suggest that imitation is a subtle way to show that you like someone or possibly a way to get them to like you. Ladies, if you’re unsure if a guy is into you, try leaning forward and see if they follow suit.

The Truth of How Bin Laden Was Really Found

GKS Crew — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 12:49:00 GMT

(GKS Network) – Osama Bin Laden had been laying low since the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center. It didn’t matter who you were: CIA, NSA, US Military, or even private contractors, you were not going to be able to find him. The US searched under every single rock in Afghanistan only to come up short every time.

GuysKeepScore.com (GKS), decided to try something new. On March 3rd 2011, AlQaedaKeepScore.com was released to the public. It was a site that helped Al Qaeda members keep track of their sexual history. The fact that it targeted radical Muslims was something they were not used to. With the vast amounts of women cycling through their ranks (wives and soon to be wives), they needed a place to track their scores. Al Qaeda has always been known to be the competitive kind. This is something the CIA learned in 2007 when they took out Macmud Zalsiri just because he claimed to be a better leader than Osama himself.

With this knowledge, the CIA and GKS worked together to create AlQaedaKeepScore.com and released it with the hope that the 9/11 mastermind would one day utilize it. One of the key features they added to the website was the ability to use text messaging to log your scores. It not only added your score, but also added your geolocation if you were to use a satellite phone.

On April 28, 2011, Osama created an account and decided to join a League to compete against his brother-in-law to see who could get laid the most. According to unreleased documents, they made a bet that whoever lost would have to shave their beard. This is something that’s very serious in the Muslim community. Osama took this bet to heart and started scoring as much as possible. According to his GKS stats, he was scoring an average of 28 points a day (about 5-6 sexual encounters a day). Those are some pretty impressive stats to have. But being the mastermind that he was, it wasn’t hard to imagine the amount of sex he could get. This also explains the Viagra bottle found in his room.

After 2 days of tracking his scores, the CIA decided to send in Navy SEALs to take out Bin Laden. It is said that when they went in and came across Bin Laden himself, he was texting a 7 before two bullets hit him. He took one through the eye and the other through the anus. An anonymous source claims that the person that shot him through the anus yelled out, “That’s an 8 you’ll never forget mother***er!”

Thanks to the heroic and brilliant plan that GKS and the CIA put together, the number one terrorist in the world was no more.

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Novelty Story from GKS

Freedom Badge | 4th of July

AC — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 20:01:00 GMT

This Fourth of July, unlock our newest badge: The Freedom Badge. The only way to unlock it is by logging a score on July 4, 2012.

There is no better way to celebrate freedom than by exercising your sexual freedom.

Make your own fireworks in bed...

Available for GKS Network.

All holiday badges are unlockable during their corresponding day only.

Can You Really Trust His Online Profile?

Handbag.com — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 12:59:00 GMT

According to a survey of 1,000 people by online dating agency, Beautiful People, men commonly fib on their online dating profiles to make themselves sound more appealing.

We can’t say we’re surprised!

As a result of their research we can reveal the top ten lies that men tell on their profiles – are you ready to take off those rose-tinted specs?

‘I have the coolest job in the world’ – Lots of men will pretend their job is better than it is, but some will create a job in healthcare, finance or film to make themselves sound more interesting.
‘I’m 6’2” and still growing’ – Research suggests he’s at least 2 inches shorter in real life.
‘I’m fit and healthy’ – Lots of men add or remove pounds on their profiles to sound better, but they’re no worse than us ladies – we exaggerate our bust size and often say we’re slimmer online.
‘I’m built like an Olympian’ – If he claims to have the body of a Greek god wait for the proof before you start planning your children. 44% of men admit lying about their overall appearance, so don’t assume the photograph he’s given is an accurate representation!
‘I’m loaded’ – 40% of men admit to lying about their wage online and research suggests that they could be up to 20% poorer in real life.
‘I’m the boss at my company’ – Men apparently pretend they are more senior at work to impress the ladies and assert their ‘masculine authority’. Hmmmm.
‘This is a recent picture of me’ – Some online dating sites argue the more attractive the picture, the older it actually is. Men tend to post images of themselves at the height of their attractiveness meaning it could be up to five years old!
‘I’m best mates with Daniel Craig and Ryan Gosling’ – Many blokes seem to think being Bessie mates with a celeb is the be all and end all of online dating. Chaps, we don’t care!
‘My PA will take your call’ – Or most likely it’s his sister pretending to be his PA.
‘I’m a big-wig in the film industry’ – When men lie about their profession, this is the most common ‘fake job’ they choose.

So if you find a handsome, tall, movie producer with a PA and a gaggle of celebrity mates online he probably is too good to be true!

What do you think?

How picky are you?

Moving on

Top 10 first date ideas

Should you date...

Converting The Friend Zone Into The Hookup Zone

Ricardo De Oro — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 08:18:00 GMT

One of the hardest things to do is getting out of the friend zone. Once a woman puts you there, it's nearly impossible to get out. Be careful what you ask for though. Make sure it's not one of your lifelong friends that you absolutely need as a friend before you take on this endeavor. The reason that I say this is because it can and most likely will ruin your friendship.

The following technique is more for that girl that you’ve always seen around. Maybe it's one that used to date a friend or a friend of a friend. As a rule, if it is your buddy's ex girl, it's only fair that you either:

Ask your buddy for permission, or
Make sure she has had a boyfriend since your buddy dated her.

If the objective is to get in her pants, the best time to do it is after her breakup. If she had a good sexual relationship, she'll be missing the sex. If she had a bad sexual relationship…yeah you guessed it, she needs the sex. Either way, you're in demand.

One of the most successful techniques is to tell her that you just got out of a relationship and that you need a wingwoman. You'll pay for dinner and drinks, and she will give you company while you guys are out. It takes all the pressure off of her and makes for a relaxing good time. During dinner, treat her as you would treat a date. Stand up when she leaves and comes back from the table, take turns making toasts, give strong eye contact. At the bar, smile as often as you can. Do not mention your ex or hers. If she mentions the ex, have her tell you what he lacked. Whatever it was, tell her you love to do that. Just relax! Dance with her if you can, laugh at all her jokes, smile, and make eye contact and toasts all night. Remember this: Girls are competitive and catty. If you treat her as a date and she's having a great time, she'll start to think, "Why can't I have him? Why should I give him to someone else?" And then my friend, you are on the way to the end zone.

I've had it before when I knew the lady was having on awesome time, I kept on toasting to "Friends!" and one of the times she responded, "with benefits!" I knew that I was scoring that night. If it doesn't happen the first time you go out, see what her reaction is the second time. If you do end up meeting another woman that night, it's ok. After all, she is your wingwoman. She'll like it though as no woman wants a man that another woman doesn't want.

A couple of rules:

Don't do shots until after 1 AM. You don’t want her drunk too soon.
If doing tequila, only do one shot. Anything else, two is the limit.
When you toast, look her in the eye and say, "To a good time!"
Walk her to the door when you drop her off, if she doesn't invite you in, ask her if you can use her restroom. When you come out, ask for a glass of water to sober up so you don't get a DUI. Most of the time she will say you can crash on the couch if not jump your bones right then and there.

As always, please score responsibly.

GKS Version 2.0. What's in it?

AC — Wed, 23 May 2012 15:16:00 GMT

We've listened to our users and we've come up with a pretty good idea for the future of GKS. GKS version 1 is something that will be remembered by our current users for a while. However, once you see version 2.0, you'll ask yourself "WTF was I thinking?!"

Here are some of our major changes:

The looks will be 100% different than before. You'll think it's a new site as a whole.
No more Seasons: Seasons will be a thing of the past. Your profile ends each Sunday at midnight. In your list, if you're top for the week, you win the week.
Friends Lists: You can now friend people and communicate with them in-game.
Leagues Redefined: What you know of leagues is no more. Now you can create Leagues and invite friends from your Friends List and ask them join. You can be in multiple leagues at once now. (Think Facebook Lists)
Sex Positions: You'll be able to track every position you just performed and see your stats.
Chatting: Each profile will have a Private Feed. Each league will have a League Feed. (Think Walls)
Over 50 new Achievement Badges
Mobile Version: It'll have a mobile version for ease of browsing on mobile devices.
Mobile App: Soon you'll be able to log your scores on a mobile app on both Android & iOS devices.
Centralized Site: All GKS sites will be under one unbrella site - GKSNetwork.com

Scoring Statistics

AC — Wed, 16 May 2012 13:54:00 GMT

The following stats are for GKS from January 2012 to April 2012.

Men: 7,109

Women: 2,845

Gays: 983

Total People: 10,937

As you can see from the graphic above, 80% of the scores logged were caucasian. Believe it or not, there was only 2 Native American scores. They are the unicorns of GKS.

While most of the hopefully satisfied people were brunettes, blondes weren't far behind. The unicorns for hair color will be the older folks with white hair as only 1 was scored.

The stats behind the eye color of scores wasn't as impressive as it was more evenly divided. The unicorn for this stat is people with gray eye color.

The body types that were scored with were evenly divided. As expected, the average body type folks were someone's score the most. Heavyweights were the least scored with. My guess is that the heavyweights were really a higher number, just not logged as they were ashamed.

Keep on scoring folks and let the numbers grow. Thank you for your continued support and lets hope when we do this again the numbers are even better. As always, please score responsibly.

Sexcapade #8: Sex Karma

Chris H. - Houston, TX — Fri, 11 May 2012 15:54:00 GMT

My friends and I started using GuysKeepScore.com in early April. We figured if we already keep count of our conquests, why not use the site and get achievements, you know?

As more and more friends joined the site, we decided to start a league. That meant we would all be able to see each other’s scores as they happened and added a competitive edge to our nightly/weekend routine.

That’s when the fun started. We’d go out every weekend to see who could score the most. As my friends scored, I’d get a text message letting me know of the score. So that kind of pushed me to get my game going faster and catch up.

Well, I was on a date and everything was going great. One thing led to another and before you know it we were in her bed. The sex was phenomenal. I could see myself giving up the bachelor life and being with this girl. She was the whole package: hot, smart, & an animal in bed.

As she excused herself to go clean up, I covertly reached onto the floor to get the phone out of my pants. Right before I typed the 7 to text the site, I noticed her phone flash. I turned to look at it and voila! She had a reply from GKS herself! I was a fucking score. WTF? The one time I think I’ve found real love and she’s just using me.

I was disgusted and didn’t know what to do. Do I wait for her to come out and confront her about it? Or do I just bail? As she came out of the restroom, I smiled and played cool. I knew if I mentioned I knew the game, she’d think I was just using her. So I kept my mouth shut and went with the flow.

We chatted for a bit before I had to leave and head home for the night. I prayed she’d call the next morning and nothing. Maybe women had a 3 day rule too, kinda like us guys do. But nothing came.

Well…as of today, I haven’t heard from her yet. So I guess it’s safe to assume that I was just a number and hopefully some type of Achievement Badge.

SC, if you’re reading this, please call…

New Feature | Bailout

AC — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:01:00 GMT

GKS is proud to introduce our new feature called Bailout. It will help those in the dating world have a way out of them just in case your date wasn't what you expected. This is a beta release, so let us know of any bugs you may encounter.

What is Bailout?

The GKS Bailout is a messaging system integrated to your GKS account which allows you to schedule a text or voice (releasing soon) message to be sent to your registered number at a scheduled time and date.

Everyone has been on dates where your date wasn't what you expected and if you're not the creative type, you're stuck there. With the GKS Bailout, you can schedule your Bailout to get sent X minutes after your date is schedule to begin and you'll get a pre-determined message which you would set giving you an excuse and reason to end the date early. If your date is going well, you can just ignore the message and let it be.

Using this system allows you to end the date in a peaceful manner and therefore keeping your failed date as an emergency 7. You never know when you'll need one of those.

** The GKS Bailout currently only works in the US & Canada. International version will be released soon **

Top 7 NFL Draft Picks Analyzed by GirlsKeepScore.com

GKS Crew — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 13:11:00 GMT

GuysKeepScore.com & GirlsKeepScore.com is like fantasy football, but instead of scoring with footballs, we score with people. So two of our top lady scorers decided they wanted to rate the Top 7 NFL Draftees. Here is the outcome.

Andrew Luck

Molly: The guy is gifted but OMG! The dude needs some serious surgery before I would sleep with him. About the only thing he has going for him is his wallet.
Mary-Jane: He’s 6’4” and 232. I’ve always had a thing for husky guys. His teeth need some serious work. He kinda reminds me of a badger. Odd he didn’t play for Wisconsin.
Robert Griffin III

Molly: He should have been the first draft pick, but I’m pretty positive the Colts didn’t want someone hung bigger than them.
Mary-Jane: He’s a little dark for my liking, but he reminds me of a mix of Steve Urkel and Will.I.Am.
Trent Richardson

Molly: Look at the dude’s legs! If his legs are that wide…what else is that wide? OH YES!
Mary-Jane: Besides the fact that he has an oversized forehead, I think what he wore to the draft has put his rankings a little higher in my book. Love that suit against his skin. LOVE IT.
Matt Kalil

Molly: The dude looks overweight and not very strong. I doubt I’d ever even think about sleeping with him…no matter how much cash he threw at me.
Mary-Jane: I think he looks like a terrorist. It’s like if a bear raped an Al-Qaeda member, he’d be the child to come out of that. That’s not a bad thing though. He has a lot of anger and size. I feel bad for the opposing team.
Justin Blackmon

Molly: It’s obvious he likes to drink as he’s been arrested before for a DUI. His hands look magical though. Wonder what else they can do besides catch a ball.
Mary-Jane: I think a guy with a rap sheet is actually kinda hot. But his hands…seriously. I’m in or is he…?
Morris Claiborne

Molly: His speed is phenomenal…but hopefully he’s not that fast in the sack. I’d totally do him in a second.
Mary-Jane: Finally! Someone darker than Wesley Snipes! Hopefully no tax problems with this guy though. I’m in!
Mark Barron

Molly: The hairdo…wtf? Did his stylist hate him? I’m still wondering wtf happened there. Seriously…wtf?
Mary-Jane: He seems to be the perfect height and weight for me. And with that hair…he’s definitely my top pick.

This article was made for entertainment purposes. GKS is a game about scoring touchdowns, but not in the NFL. We score with people.

New Feature | Repeat Scores

AC — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 09:50:00 GMT

We've listened to our players' requests and we will be implementing a new feature: Repeat Scores. This new scoring system will be released with our next release within the next week.

What are Repeat Scores?

GKS Players will now be able to gain points after scoring more than once with the same partner. In the past, you could only count each partner only once before they were worthless of any type of points. Now with this new feature you can keep scoring with the same person and continue accumulating points.

How does it work?

Our original point system remains the same for first time scores: 7 points for sex, 8 points for sex with a little chocolate starfish action, and 3 points for oral. However, whenever you score more than once with your partner the points decrease.

This is the new Repeat Score point system: 1 point for oral, 2 points for sex, and 4 points for sex with a little stinker hole action.

This new scoring system will allow those unlucky fellas that are in relationships be able to score and compete against their single friends. It takes more work for the people in relationships, but lets face it. It's a LOT easier to score when you're in a relationship unless you're doing something wrong.

As always, score responsibly!

GKS @ iDateStartup in Toronto, ON on 5.2.2012

GKS Crew — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:27:00 GMT

Two of GKS's founders, Arnold Castro & Justin Waldrip, will be speaking on May 2, 2012 at the iDateStartup event in Toronto, ON. Join us as we show some of the dating industry what we're all about.

iDateStartup is being held on May 2, 2012 from 6:30PM - 11:00PM at Kultura Restaurant in Toronto, ON.

Speakers:

Laura Bilotta (CEO) - SingleInTheCity.ca
Evan Back (VP of Sales) - AshleyMadison.com
Carmelia Ray (Co-Founder) - DatingLoveandSexTips.com
Pat Ness (Founder) - SocialMediaBlogMaster.com
Dr. Lydia Belton (CEO) - DateTherapy.com
Eric Leebow (Founder & CEO) - FreezeCrowd.com
Arnold Castro & Justin Waldrip (Co-Founders) - GuysKeepScore.com

Do you live in the Toronto area? Shoot us an email so we can possibly meet up for drinks somewhere downtown. We'd love to meet some of our players to see how you're playing the game and maybe get some feedback.

Punish Him By Recording Yourself

Ashley Spectra — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:36:00 GMT

I pride myself on being a wealth of sexual knowledge for all women. Young, old, married, single, lesbian, bisexuals, etc.

I try to tell you like it is. I am tired of women not being able to be open about sex and what WE want and need. I am going to give every lady that reads this the best sex tip ever.

Never with-hold sex as punishment. It's like you are punishing your man like a child. What's the one thing you can do that will effect him most? Not give up the fucking goods.

I had a problem with my guy always going out and not inviting me. He went out on a lot of guy nights and some bachelor parties. He wasn't cheating but I wasn't one of the guys so I was never included. So I was dead set on teaching him how wrong leaving me home alone was weekend after weekend.

Fuck him. Don't stop doing what you normally do. But also don't forget that he fucked up and you want to teach him a lesson.
Next time he goes out, leaving you with time on your hands, grab the video camera and all of your "toys" and such.
Make the hottest sexiest video of you fucking yourself. Be creative. It doesn't have to be an hour long. 5 minutes should be enough for the lesson you are teaching him.
Leave said video camera open on counter with a note saying "Sorry you weren't included. This is what I do on the nights you are gone."

Trust me he is going to wake you up and fuck you like never before. This is a good thing. He will now think twice before going out with the guys. And you both have some high class porn to watch together now! Getting the point across to your man doesn't have to be hard core punishment.... it can be hard core porn.

7 Ways To Get Revenge After Being Cheated On

GKS Crew — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 09:09:00 GMT

Everyone’s been screwed over once or twice in their life. You’ve been taught to always take the high road. But sometimes taking that road lets some people get away with everything they’ve done to you. If they made me waste years of my life, why not get a little payback? That’s my philosophy.

Fuck their best friend

Go for the person that will hurt the most. Of course, in order to accomplish this you will have to have built their confidence a while back. So it always pays off to work this out early just in case it comes down to this. If you can manage on being caught in the act, it will make this and even more outstanding way of getting payback.

Throw a spark plug at their windshield

This will piss them off beyond belief as it’s going to cost them some $$. Make sure you’re not recorded or seen doing this. It’s science so it’s ok, right? You casually walk by their car while they are at work and throw the ceramic at their windshield. BAM! Keep walking…

Replace their pet with an identical copy

It’s a tricky thing to do but pretty damn awesome. It involves purchasing a new pet that looks identical to theirs and replacing it while they are at work. Not only will the new pet hopefully not be trained but if you’re lucky enough it may have rabies.

Create a dating profile of your cheating POS

Hopefully you’ve kept some of the provocative pictures they sent you. Create an OKCupid.com or PlentyOfFish.com account and fill it out as if it was a slut wanting nothing but sex. Use their pictures and the more naughtiness, the better it will be. Somewhere in the description of your dating profile, put their cell number on there with something along the lines of, “If you want to find out more, hit me up at xxx-xxx-xxxx”. Their phone will blow up soon enough. Always use a new email account to create this profile. Using your own will only get you caught. Be smart.

Pay for billboard space to announce it

This will cost some money but you can actually buy billboard space and blast them where it hurts. Not only will they see it, but their friends and friends of friends will be aware of their infidelity. Why not add a ridiculous picture of them while you’re at it?

Hack their Facebook account

Hopefully you still have some type of access to their Facebook. Why not log on and start messaging random friends asking for different things. If it’s a girl’s account you logged into, post an ultrasound picture with the words, “Guess who’s prego! I think I’ve narrowed it down to 4 guys so far.”

Spoof their email account

Spoofing is just the beginning. Sending an email that looks like it came from them to their boss and coworkers with an attachment being a provocative picture of them will only commence the fun. Confessing their love via web and mentioning the fact that you “love to touch yourself when you’re thinking of them” will surely make them lose their job quickly.

** Some of the ways described above may be illegal. This list was made for entertainment purposes and not to try. If you do try them, you’re doing it at your own risk. We cannot be held liable for your stupidity. **

7 Types of Women You Don’t Want To Be In Bed

AR — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 08:23:00 GMT

After my engagement went to the crapper last year, I decided to have some fun. I met tons of women around town and tried to perfect my skills in the dating game. The more women I slept with, the more of the same issues I encountered. Now, please remember that this is my opinion that I'll be speaking of here. It's not a scientifical survey or a re-write of another article. These are my findings after a year's worth of women (~50...give or take 50):

The Dead Fish

Everyone’s encountered this type of women before. I’m sure most men can recall that one girl that just laid there and did absolutely nothing. There usually isn’t one thing you can do or say to get her to do anything else. One would think she’s inexperienced but nope. That’s not the case. She’s just that fucking lame.

The Stinky Bitch

The lack of hygiene is probably one of the worst turn-offs for men. If you get a girl naked and you can smell that not-so-fresh aroma coming from her…yeah, it’s time to go home. That’s not to mention the possibility of having STDs. Low hygiene usually means higher risk of STDs according to some study somewhere.

The Inner Child

She’s the type that it doesn’t matter if it’s the first time you’re banging or 1000th…she’s going to bring toys into the equation. And it’s not the fun toys that most men wouldn’t care about. It’s the hardcore toys that make men cry at first sight. I don’t ever want to ask, “where does that go?”

The Selfish Bitch

Most women would probably say it’s usually the men that are the selfish bastards, but that’s not always the case. I’ve been with some women that refused to do their part in the act. Skipping foreplay, or to be more specific oral, for a quick get-off gets under my skin. Yes, I know you’re thinking it’s men once again, but it’s women! Some of the women out there are scared shit-less of going down on a man. Don’t fear the dick…tame it!

The Director

This type of woman thinks they know everything about the deed. They’ll try to tell you what to do during every second of the act. It gets annoying quick and the funny part is the fact that she has no fucking clue WTF she’s doing. You’ll hear the usual “I saw this online, it is amazing,” although she’s never once tried it.

The Actress

Nothing gets under my skin more than a faker. Why fake anything while in the sack? No, I’m not just talking orgasms, but sounds, faces, etc. I’ve been with women that think they have to act like porn stars in order to get the guy to like them. I’ve even had one tell me, “Fuck me like a Jackhammer!” WTF? Uhhh…what?

The Talker

Last but not least we have the one that just loves to take it while carrying a conversation. Most men may think they aren’t doing their job, but that’s not necessarily the case. She just likes to talk about future plans while in the sack. A little moan or “God yes!” is fine. But not a recap of the day please!

Top 7 Mistakes Women Make Giving Blowjobs

GKS Crew — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 08:45:00 GMT

Lets face it, blowjobs are what most guys would consider foreplay. It sucks for the women as it's not something most women would consider 'pleasurable', but it can be to some. I've dated a few women who would get soaking wet just by the thought of going down on me. It made no sense to me, but I never complained.

Ladies...don't take any offense on this post please. I wrote it from a guy's perspective. Feel free to give me some feedback via our message system at the bottom.

Using Teeth

This is probably one of the most common of the bunch. The ladies seem to get a little tired and their mouth starts closing causing the teeth to make contact with the penis and making any man freak out. Last thing I personally want is battle wounds on my penis. I've heard some women say, "a little nibble tease is not bad." Uhhh, yes it is. At least to the men I know. Your man may be different but communication is key. Find out what he likes and you'll be golden but assuming will get you kicked out of the bedroom pretty quickly.

Not Using Hands

A lot of women use the excuse, "you never get off. My mouth hurts after x amount of minutes." Well honey, you're doing something wrong. Chances are, you're not using your hands correctly. Women don't realize that using the correct hand procedure would make their job that much easier. Learn it!

Just The Tip

It's a commonly known fact that the tip of the penis is the most sensitive area. However, that's only a small section of the penis. Don't be afraid of taking charge and sticking more than just the tip in the mouth. It doesn't mean gag or try to deepthroat the whole thing. Simply take more in...

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Ignoring The Stepchildren

By stepchildren, I mean balls. They don't belong to her, so in her eyes they are the stepchildren as they often get ignored. Simply cupping the balls and using simple caressing techniques can improve your man's sensation. But remember to never squeeze them or yank them.

No Eye Contact

I know it sounds corny, but guys get off faster if we see her eyes looking at us while she's doing her magic down there. Ladies, if you want to minimize the amount of time you're spending down there, look up at him every now and then but don't stare. You'll see the improvement.

Spitters are Quitters

Most women hate swallowing but lets face it, guys don't want to see you spit it all over them or make a dash for the restroom to spit it out. A good man will return the favor and he'll never ever spit.

Not Using Enough Pressure

Hopefully you're using hands while sucking. If so, make sure you apply enough pressure down there to emmulate the tightness of your vagina. Don't do it too hard though or you'll be making your man a little upset.

Remember to try of our different sex positions as we try to add more and more each month. Here are other articles that may peak your interest:

Top 7 Weird Sex Positions To Try

AC — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:22:00 GMT

Hopefully you got an awesome Steak & Blowjob yesterday. But if you're like me, you'll want that blowjob to turn into something else. Why not try some new positions to spice things up? I've compiled the top 7 positions that are probably the weirdest and/or funny but worth trying. We have a comment section at the bottom for those of you that have your own awesome techniques and want to share...

The Brute

The Brute can be one of the tougher man-on-top positions. It is not the easiest position to get into, but it does give the giver a sense of control and power that is absent or low in most positions. To get into this position, the giver squats over their partner (facing away) while resting on the back of their partner's legs, which are brought towards their chest to expose them at a unique angle. If the giver is comfortable with their balance, they can reach behind and under to give their partner some additional manual stimulation.

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Pile Driver

The name Pile Driver conjures up a dramatic image! This position has the receiver lay on their back with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who stands astride the receiver's groin to perform. The giver moves up and down on the receiver to create friction. The giver is also able to use their hands to caress and explore their partner's lower body.

This position requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most, but it is wonderfully "naughty" due to the feeling of being totally exposed and 'giving it all'. Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point. The giver should be careful not to over-extend the penis beyond what is comfortable at this unusual angle (penis pointing downwards).

Twisted Doggy

This is a variation of Doggy-Style that due to the extreme body angles means that the penis is most likely too far away from the vagina for it to be practical; this position is therefore most suited to anal sex. The receiver is on knees with the upper body lowered.The giver faces away and crouches over the receiver's rear end; pointing the penis at a downward angle the giver inserts and then thrusts up and down.

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The Prison Guard

Prison Guard has the receiver bending over at the waist, but with the receiver's wrists pulled back and held by the giver (as if cuffed together). Bending over pushes the pelvis back against the giver allowing easier and deeper penetration, but is otherwise less intimate than the regular Standing version.

For variation the receiver should try spreading their legs apart or bringing them together. However, the farther the legs are spread the deeper the giver is going to have to squat to gain access; say hello to burning quads. To overcome height differences, the giver should try squatting, or the receiver should be given something to stand on.

Dipper - Big

What better way to motivate yourself to work out than to integrate it into your sexual repertoire? Yes we know, why spoil something so fun with exercise - but how about just enough to get your adrenaline flowing and your heart really pumping?

The successful execution of Big Dipper depends on arm endurance and core strength. The 'pumper' positions themselves in between two very sturdy units such as a couch edge and an ottoman, placing their hands on the surface behind (as for a triceps dip) and their legs out in front on the other surface. The other lover stands over them with knees slightly bent, straddling their legs. The receiver can counter any height differences by squatting. If it's too tough to for the giver to do a full dip, the receiver may engage in squat thrusts to create more movement.

69 - Standing

Don't even think about trying the Standing 69 position unless the lifting partner can squat the same weight as that of the other partner.

To get into this position the lifting partner needs a lot of strength and a little bit of patience... The lifter should start from the Sitting 69 position, sitting down in a fairly high chair and help their partner manoeuvre into position, with the lifted partner placing their head between the lifter's legs while wrapping their own legs loosely around the lifter's neck and shoulders, and the arms tightly around the lifter's back.

The lifting partner wraps their own arms tightly around the back of their partner and stands up carefully (keeping their own back as straight as possible), while paying very close attention to their partner's head and neck so as not to knock or strain them.

Amazon

Not for the timid, the Amazon can be one of the tougher woman-on-top positions. It is not the easiest position to get into, but it does give the receiver a sense of control and power that is absent or low in most positions. To get into this position, the receiver squats over their partner while resting on the back of their partner's legs, which are brought towards their chest to expose them at a unique angle. If the receiver is comfortable with their balance, they can reach behind and under to give their partner some additional manual stimulation.

As always...score responsibly folks.

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Remember to try many more of our sex positions as we try to add more and more each month. Here are other articles that may peak your interest:

The Art of the Blowjob

GKS Crew — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 10:51:00 GMT

Today's post is a How To Guide for tomorrow's glorious holiday: Steak & BJ Day. We're going to give you a few how to's on how to perform the art of a blowjob. For now, lets focus on five known Blowjob Techniques.

His Suplex

The His Suplex position of the fellatio family has the receiver laying face-up with on their back on the floor and their lower body sloped up along the thighs of the giver, who is sat on a couch or edge of the bed. The receiver relaxes while their partner performs oral from a seated position. The position immobilizes the receiver, who simply watches the giver perform. The receiver can also use their own hands to caress and explore their partner's body.

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The 68

One short of the Sidways 69 Position, this arrangement is called the His 68 position. The performer lies down with the receiver on top of them, facing the same way, in a head-to-toe fashion. The position is great for both fellatio and analingus, just make sure to put a pillow under the giver's head to reduce the neck strain. Conveniently, this position affords excellent opportunities for the performer to use their hands all over their partner's body.

The Snake Charmer

Belonging to the fellatio family, this is akin to YMCA in the cunnilingus department. If the receiver can comfortably hold this position, or with the support of their lover's arm around the waist, the receiver can be transported to a realm of pleasure never experienced before.

Not only is it easier for the giver to take more length deeper in the mouth, it also allows the receiver to gaze at the others genitals, albeit upside down! This pose also facilitates a deeper sense of trust between sexual partners as the receiver must depend on the other to support their weight if balance is temporarily upset ... or the ability to 'contain' themselves is lost.

The Atten-Hut

Incredibly versatile in terms of locations where it can be performed, frequent visits to the Atten-hut (Standing Fellatio) position are a part of every man's ideal life. The receiver simply stands or leans against a wall while their partner performs oral on them from a kneeling position. The position offers great access to the receiver's scrotum and anus (if they are ok with some anal play).

The Jack Hammer

A variation on the Atten-hut position (above), Jack Hammer is performed by the receiver standing with their partner seated on the floor between their legs and facing the same way. The receiver moves up and down by flexing their legs, while the giver performs oral and gives hand stimulation to the receiver's penis, scrotum and anus (if they are ok with some anal play).

Check back tomorrow for more amazing positions to try out during Steak & BJ Day!

Remember to try of our different sex positions as we try to add more and more each month. Here are other articles that may peak your interest:

New: St. Patty's Day Badge

GKS Crew — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 14:09:00 GMT

ST. PATTY'S DAY 2012 BADGE

Description: We’ll all be going out for drinks hopefully this upcoming St. Patty’s Day, so why not celebrate it in style and get some while you’re out to earn a new badge: St. Patty’s Day 2012 badge.

Rules: A 3 (oral sex), 7 (sex), or 8 (sex + anal) has to be logged ON March 17th, 2012 for your badge to unlock. Once midnight hits, it’ll become unlockable. Back-dating is not allowed for this badge.

Available for: GuysKeepScore.com, GirlsKeepScore.com, & GaysKeepScore.com.

Coming April 14th: Cake & Cunnilingus Day Badge. Yup, you read it correctly. Women need an extra special day too. More information coming very soon!

Get Awarded for Scoring on Steak & BJ Day

GKS Crew — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 13:54:00 GMT

STEAK & BJ DAY BADGE

Description: Men work hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine’s Day, and given their ebullient dedication, March 14th, also known as Steak & BJ Day (S&BJ Day), is a joyous opportunity to repay the favor. On this S&BJ Day, why not get awarded for receiving such a gift? GKS is proud to announce our latest addition to our badge list: Steak & BJ Day badge. It can be easily unlocked simply by scoring a Blowjob (3 points) on March 14th 2012. Sponsored by The Official Steak & BJ Day site.

Rules: Score has to be logged ON March 14th, 2012 for your badge to unlock. Once midnight hits, it’ll become unlockable. Back-dating is not allowed for this badge.

Available for: GuysKeepScore.com & GaysKeepScore.com.

Coming April 14th: Cake & Cunnilingus Day Badge. Yup, you read it correctly. Women need an extra special day too. More information coming very soon!

Score responsibly!

Also for Steak & Blowjob Day, check:

The Art of the Blowjob

7 Things Cheaters Should Do On Facebook

GKS Crew — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 07:50:00 GMT

This is a follow-up to our 7 Things Cheaters Should Do To Hide Their Tracks.

We now live in a society where cheating is accepted everywhere and loyalty seems to be non-existent anymore. Social media has taken over people's lives and people depend on it more than ever before. So many relationships end because of Facebook nowadays. You've all heard your friends say, "it's not official until it's Facebook official" when talking about a new relationship. The same thing happens when one ends. You change your relationship status and all of a sudden you have reply hell happening to your status change.

If you're unhappy in your relationship, you should try working things out. Try everything before giving up. But if you're in one of those situations where you just can't leave for whatever reason, you should hide your tracks VERY well. Below are just some ways you can cover your tracks when using Facebook. While we don't support cheating, we do support Sevenning.

Here are your seven ways cheaters should do to cover their tracks on Facebook:

Relationship Status

This is an easy fix and probably one of the first things you should do. Facebook allows you to pick and choose who can see your relationship status. Make sure to only allow your significant other and their family/friends to see your relationship status. Everyone else should not be able to see it. Where to find it: Privacy Settings - Editing Your Timeline Info (up top in paragraph) - Basic Info.

Account Look-Up

You want to make sure only your friends can find you via Facebook. If you want someone to be your friend, you can add them yourself. Allowing just anyone to look you up can cause you some issues. So to simplify things, just change this setting to Friends Only to protect yourself. Where to find it: Privacy Settings - How You Connect

Use Lists

This option can be very annoying, but it's a necessity to cover your tracks. You'll have to categorize your friends into different lists. Here are some lists I'd recommend:

Significant Other & Family: Put him/her and their family in here.
Family: Keep your family members here. If your significant other is close to your mother, you can block family too.
Coworkers: As the name says.

There are many other lists you can make. So it's up to you how you want to define them. Where to find it: When in your home screen, on the left side you'll see Lists. Highlight it and click More.

Turn Tags Off

You don't want a friend tagging you when you checked in at the stripclub or another girl tagging you on a picture you two took together during dinner last night when you were really supposed to be at your significant other's crib. So turn this feature off. Where to find it: Privacy Settings - How Tags Work

Don't Use Messaging

This will get people caught almost every time. Unfortunately, Facebook doesn't allow a mass delete just yet. So it's better to just avoid it as a whole and not use it at all. If someone sends you mail via Facebook, just delete it. If it's family, reply and delete. Keep it brief.

Facebook Mobile

You've covered most of your tracks on the web, but is your phone covered? Most people use smart phones nowadays but forget to secure them. Always password protect your phone and choose a password that your significant other won't know. If they log in as you to your account, all of the tips above go out the window. So remember to secure any mobile device you may have plus more: phone, tablets, xbox, etc.

Deactivate Facebook

If the steps above are too hard, deactivate Facebook to avoid your problems. Where to find it: Account Settings - Security - Deactivate Your Account

Once again, we don't recommend cheating but we do recommend to score as much as possible. As we always say, Score Responsibly.

Do you have other ways to hide your tracks? Comment below and let us know!

Learn To Mind Fuck

Ashley Spectra — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:16:00 GMT

The number one piece of advice I have for you ladies is to learn how to give a good mind fuck. If you perfect this skill you will have no problems racking in the 7's. But you must understand that a mind fuck has nothing to do with sex talk. It's all about stroking his ego and feeding him your best lines so you can get yours.

It doesn't matter if you are at a bar, restaurant, or party. If you fuck his mind well he will in turn fuck you well.

There are many steps to this. I am not here to hold your hand but I'm just here to give you a push in the right direction too help you find your inner lioness and let her free.

A few key points of the MF (mind fuck):

Eye Contact - this is a big one. I can convey a million emotions with my eyes. Learn to express every emotion without saying a word. It may take some practice. This is the number one key to a good MF. So use your eyes to lure him in. Pretty soon he will be wondering what your eyes look like when you're riding him.

Your choice of words- Trust me he doesn't want to hear about your dog, your mom, or the guy who broke your heart. Ask him what he does besides work. Spin it off from there. It might do you some good to brush up on types of cars, sports and the latest electronic gadgets. I know for a fact he is interested in one of those three. By reading up on them you have given yourself a huge advantage. I am fortunate to be quick witted and able to think on my toes. I can MF a man about any topic, even if I truly don't know shit about the topic. Again it just takes practice!

His Appearance- He wants you to tell him his pecs look good or that his hair falls just perfectly. Tell him him he smells like Jean Paul. Men love that. Comment on his shoes. Surprised I said that? Any man that becomes my 7 must have impeccable taste in clothes. Which means hell yes they better have nice shoes. And they want you to notice them. Be really superficial and make him feel like you mean every word.

The main thing is to stroke his ego so you can stroke his shaft!! Men have been mind fucking us for years it is time we start turning the tables. We have to show them we can play their games...only better!

Log those scores,

7 Must Have Apps for Cheaters

GKS Crew — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 13:50:00 GMT

The following are what we believe to be the top apps we've found to help cheaters cover their tracks. That's not to say there are much better ones out there, but these are just some of the ones we've run into. If you have better suggestions, shoot us an email.

Google Phone

In today’s modern world, your partner can have easy access to your cell phone and/or its bill. That’s one too many points of failure, so why not minimize it to a minimum. This app allows you to make/receive calls without them being logged on your bill or cell. You can even send/receive text messages! Makes perfect sense for those smart cheaters out there.

TigerText

Named after Tiger Woods is an obvious fact. This sweet app lets you send text messages with a timer on them for deletion. So you don’t have to depend on the other party on deleting your messages to avoid getting caught. The creators of this app claim it was created for better privacy.

SlyDial

This is the perfect app to use for the “I have horrible reception” excuse. In other words, this app lets you bypass their number and goes directly to their voicemail. So if your girl calls while you’re out with your mistress, you can call back using this app and leave a message saying, “sweetie, I tried calling back but apparently I’m getting your voicemail. I’ll call you later.” Win!

PrivateSMS

This app is designed to password protect text messages to ensure only the intended recipient will be able to read them. You enter your message, the password you’ve chosen and Go! That’s it. Sweet and simple.

BlackBook

A BlackBerry only app, but it’s worth mentioning. This app password-protects your incoming calls and hidden contact list. So any incoming calls from a number saved in BlackBook will appear as a smoke screen instead and will require you to know your password to answer.

Private SMS & Call

Another Android-only app. It creates a blacklist of your choice of contacts where your call logs and text messages will be hidden for those contacts.

Fox Private Message

Probably the best app for cheating. Sadly, it’s only on Android. This app prepares you for most problems you may encounter. With an easy shake of your phone, it deletes whatever you were typing. You accidentally left your phone at home where your girl could see it? No problem. Just text it whatever code you set up and it’ll erase its contents. It’ll also let you hide any text messages you may have. It’s pure gold.

Five Random Questions...

GKS Crew — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:12:00 GMT

The day before Valentine's Day, we had five questions submitted for our guys to answer. Here are three of our founders answering each:

Could you sleep with a woman with no teeth?

BD: No. I may let her give me a three as there would be no teeth involved, but no sex would follow it.

IX: Not without a solid set of false teeth.

LL: No. I may do it if she has false teeth, but it’d still be awkward.

Why do men love anal? Is it the dominance or the sensation?

BD: I don’t love it but don’t mind doing it. For me it’s the dominance more than sensation.

IX: Probably because of the fact that most guys don’t get it.

LL: Not sure as I’ve never been in her stinker hole.

Would you kiss a girl that just swallowed?

BD: Yes. That’s the least I could do after she did that. It came out of me anyway.

IX: As long as what she’s swallowing is mine, sure.

LL: If it’s my load, why not? Especially if it makes her happy enough that she’ll wanna do it again. Also, wouldn’t it be worse if she spit?

What’s one instant turn-on for you?

BD: Considering I’m an ass guy, boy-shorts on a naked body is an instant turn-on.

IX: A great set of boobs.

LL: I’d say playing with my balls. If I’m clothed though, maybe some gentle caressing can do it for me.

Name something girls do that they think is sexy but in reality it’s a turn off.

BD: When they sound like they are faking it during sex or giving me porn faces. Don’t go by what you saw on TV, be yourself.

IX: When girls are overly confident.

LL: The baby voice. I know it’s supposed to be cute but it’s just annoying. You pull that and you can just get the fuck off my bed.

Submit your questions to questions@GirlsKeepScore.com.

Don't fake something you deserve...

Ashley Spectra — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:13:00 GMT

Girls! No more faking it. There is no reason in this day and age for you to feel the need to fake it. Plus, once you fake it you will be required to fake it every time you allow the guy to be your 7.

Us women need to learn to be like men in bed. Taking everything we want and leaving satisfied. And especially not caring if the other person gets off.

If your 7 is not fulfilling your needs, I suggest using one of your vibes we spoke about before. You can pull it out while he is there for a better "you have got to be kidding me" effect. I have no problem letting a guy know "hey you suck and not in the good way."

I always give them two chances. I understand fucking someone like me is overly exciting the first time but if you can't make me scream your name on the second kitchen counter tango you won't be back for a romp on the dining room table.

Faking it only makes you sound like a porn star. And if you ask me porn is better on mute. I don't need to hear some bitch faking it for an hour. If he's doing his job I am stunned into silence most of the time anyway. When I have faked it, I find myself running out of noises and words to use. By then there is no hope as you aren't going to get me off anyway. I am lost in faking it translation.

Moral of the story: Get yours. Men have been doing it for years. There are too many men in this world that have mind blowing fucking potential to waste any time on guys that make you fake it.

7 Things Cheaters Should Do To Hide Their Tracks

GKS Crew — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:02:00 GMT

1. Keep an extra set of clothes in the trunk: You never know when you’ll accidentally get lipstick or someone’s perfume/cologne on your clothes. It’s best if you have an extra shirt and pair of slacks in your trunk for those odd moments. If they ask why you’re in a different outfit, simply say “I spilled something on it.” I’d personally put a set of workout clothes as they work best. So coming home sweaty is now more believable. Also, that ‘water bottle’ you happen to use for the gym can become handy for those ‘fake spillages’.

2. Golf Clubs in trunk: Always tell your new date that you play golf but aren’t good at it. So when you need time away from them you just have to say, “I’m going golfing with coworkers.” Or if you happen to be late coming back home you can use the same excuse, “I was golfing with the coworkers.” This can easily be substituted for any sport you play: Tennis, Racquetball, etc…

3. Use Google Phone: By now most people use smart phones. That means you can download apps for it. Make sure you download Google Phone and get a new local number. This will be the number your give your new dates. Those calls aren’t logged in your monthly bill and still ring on your cell. You can even receive texts as well.

4. Create a different email account: Always have a different email address where your new date can email you or to use for those new reservations at hotels and restaurants.

5. Try to always pay cash: It’s as simple as what it says. Pay cash for everything to avoid those bills going anywhere. The less paper trail you have, the better off you’ll be.

6. Do NOT keep receipts: Once again, this is common sense. Don’t keep ANY receipts. This is a MUST for any situation. This is what catches most cheaters.

7. Always use your computer browsers in ‘Private Mode’: If you don’t know how to do this, Google it. This can be a lifesaver. On the same note, always close your browser when you’re done otherwise clicking the back-button will get you caught quickly.

Vibrating Frodo

Ashley Spectra — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:55:00 GMT

There is nothing wrong with having a few vibes in your bedside table. They can help after a not so satisfying sevenning session. Or if it was an awesome night you can re-live it over and over on your own.

I once had a boyfriend tell me he bought me a gift. He talked this gift up all day. I was super excited and couldn't wait to meet up that night for my surprise!

After much anticipation the evening rolled around and I finally had my gift. A 2 inch vibrator. Huh. Really? He assured me it was the best of the best. He knew this because he asked the dumb ass at the shop. She said, "if it tickles your nose it's strong enough."

Again Huh? Any vibrating object I stick to my nose is going to tickle it. That doesn't mean it will help me achieve a mind-blowing toe-curling orgasm. I don't need a huge vibrator but I know it needs to be big enough to hold more than a watch battery. I want at least a few C's in there. Who am I kidding? I want to plug that bad boy in. Vroooom vrooom!

As you can see I wasn't upset about what the gift was. A smart woman never tuns down a vibrator even if it's a sucky one. You never know when your good one will go out. I was more pissed he spent $30 on something that didn't get used once. I could have bought a shit load of batteries for my good apparatuses with that money. Instead the silver 2 inch nose tickler sits in my closet just in case I need a back up or my watch battery dies.

Girls...steer clear of little ones. Get a good solid vibrator for those in between sevenning days. Any douche bags reading should heed my warning as well. Don't listen to the ditzy girl behind the counter when it comes to what your girl wants. She wants some power in her vibe just like you want in your car.

Till next time,

4 Things I Look For In A Guy Before Going Home With Him

Olive Oyl — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 13:00:00 GMT

Since a girl can't always depend on the "big hands & big feet" sayings; here’s a few things to check for when first deciding to sleep with a man, guy or boy.

First Sight & Sniff

Personal hygiene says a lot about a guy, his past, present & future. Is it even possible to hold your breath & enjoy sex at the same time? If a guy's hair doesn't smell good, imagine what you'll be smelling once his pants are off. Sure the bad boys on tv with their messy hair may look sexy, but in reality, what girl wants to wake up with a grease spot on the pillow next to them? I've never understood men with long nails. I hear "I'm a guitarist" a lot, but I don't think it‘s an excuse. I believe how my lady bits feel in bed are worth the time it takes to clip them.

Alcohol Involvement

If he is buying your drinks, great he should be. But if he is shoving them down your throat, not so good. Having a gentleman pay for your beverages is different from him trying to get you wasted so he can get you to take your panties off. If you don't know how to tell the difference, pay attention to how many times he offers another drink, especially shots of the good stuff.

Conversation

If he hasn't been zoned into any of the conversations you're holding, making eye contact or worse; talking about himself all night, chances are he's going to be a selfish pig in bed & not much of a giver. Take seriously if you enjoy receiving like the rest of the female population.

Personality

Let's be honest, sex can get pretty awkward at times, a sense of humor is a must in bed. If he makes you giggle throughout the night & makes it obvious in public that he's trying to make you as comfortable as possible, he'll more than likely be the same in private.

Keepin' It Real

Ashley Spectra — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:37:00 GMT

Girls live it up. Take it from me...your days of being able to log those single girl scores will come to an abrupt stop. The free dinner, drinks, googly eyes and instant wetness will be a thing of the past.

Some douchebag is going to wine and dine you. He will fuck your brains out. He will spit perfect line after perfect line. And then BAM he will ask to marry you. Since he has brainwashed you and made you believe his dumb ass you say yes.

Fast forward a few years. You have been sucking the same dick week after week. The SAME DICK and you have to pay for half of everything. You can also forget about him looking at you and causing you to gush wetness. It never works like it did the first few months. All I am saying is it gets old, girls. Especially if you did not take the ample opportunity to score those 7's or enjoy those 3's. I personally am not a fan of the backdoor extra point. Sure I've tried it. I will try anything once. You should too. We will visit this topic of trying anything once some other time.

So lets review. Make those men work for it. Dinner, drinks, a new handbag perhaps? Their reward? A night or two with you. Your reward? All of the above and a chance to log your score. My favorite is the chance to log my score and show my friends I duped another one. Always keep the upper hand. Never fall for their marriage trick or you will be stuck with that dick for years to come.

Till next time,

Achievement Badges

GKS Crew — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:21:00 GMT

Releasing Soon: Achievement Badges!

We will be releasing the long awaited achievement badges. Everyone can unlock them depending on who you're scoring with.

By default, everyone will unlock the Virgin Badge for creating an account with us. Here is the listing of the achievements:

I Love The 90's: Unlocked by scoring with someone born in the 1990's (of legal age).
I Love The 80's: Unlocked by scoring with someone born in the 1980's.
I Love The 70's: Unlocked by scoring with someone born in the 1970's.
I Love The 60's: Unlocked by scoring with someone born in the 1960's.
I Love The 50's: Unlocked by scoring with someone born in the 1950's.
Virgin: Unlocked by simply creating a GKS account.
Double Digits: Unlocked by scoring with 10 people.
Quarter Bag: Unlocked by scoring with 25 people.
Centurion: Unlocked by scoring with 100 people.
Chocolate Starfish: Unlocked by sticking it in her stinker hole.
Nazi Lover: Unlocked by scoring with three blonde blue eyed partners.
Joe The Sheriff: Unlocked by scoring with three hispanics.
Jungle Fever: Unlocked by scoring with three African Americans.
Porking: Unlocked by scoring with someone of body type: Few Extra Pounds or Big Momma.
Firecracker: Unlocked by scoring with three redheads.

*** More Achievement Badges to be announced ***