Gleeful Nihilism

business casual

themizarkshow — Sun, 29 May 2011 07:26:42 +0000

Where do people buy dress clothes? I don’t think I’ve ever done that before…

games trump books

themizarkshow — Fri, 20 May 2011 04:00:00 +0000

I enjoy a good book as much as the next fairly intelligent guy, but why would I read something when I could play it instead? The answer is that I wouldn’t.

just how magical are unicorns!?

themizarkshow — Tue, 17 May 2011 03:48:22 +0000

Bleeding glitter/rainbows is pretty magical. But being able to regrow halves is ultra, super magical.

Wheel of Braille!

themizarkshow — Fri, 13 May 2011 05:01:22 +0000

If you’re losing an argument, make up a relative that gives you leverage over the situation. Cousins work great bc you can have 2nd, 3rd, and probably 4th ones. Uncles and Aunts work pretty well too but I’d just stick with cousins if you’re new at this. You don’t wanna overcomplicate shit.

she has a point

themizarkshow — Thu, 12 May 2011 07:30:20 +0000

It definitely can’t be “straight” to dream about fighting muscley men in tights.

life isn’t funny sometimes

themizarkshow — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 05:28:51 +0000

…so that means my comic gets to be unfunny sometimes too, right?!

(sweet burning lucifer, i hope they said yes)

it’s good to be readiness

themizarkshow — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 23:22:07 +0000

i keep flashlights on every wall. in every room. just in case.

professor lightning mist

themizarkshow — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 06:47:31 +0000

it’ll be a mix between generic dr pepper and generic mtn dew. and you’ll love it.

happy new year, ladies

themizarkshow — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 23:58:59 +0000

…and the first thing I’m gonna do is get a new restraining order filed against me!

merry bbqmas to all

themizarkshow — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 05:59:31 +0000

…and to all a good rub. Or sauce. Whatever path you choose.