GlitterNrock

WELCOME BACK

2011-03-14T21:45:00.000-04:00

Guess who's back??? I'll be posting more now! (For the three of you who cares)

Is Queen Bey Pregnant?

2010-10-20T09:36:00.000-04:00

So US Weekly Magazine is reporting that Queen Bey is pregnant.
"Beyonce Knowles better brush up on her lullabies. The 29-year-old singer is pregnant with her first child, the new Us Weekly reports.
Despite the happy news, no one was more surprised than the singer herself.
"B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn't ready to be a mother just yet," says a source of the singer, who married rapper Jay-Z in 2008. "She really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again."
Still, another insider says that the singer, who is in her first trimester, realizes that "this is a gift from God and she's so happy."
Friends of the couple are already expressing their well-wishes for the parents-to-be.
"Jay has been all about family since I met him, and he's always going to be," record executive Kevin Liles, who has known the rapper for years, tells Us. "I wish them the best."

Do you believe this? Me being a Beyonce stan I so desperately want to believe this but, according to reports Bey is pregnant every day -_-. If she really is then, I'M GOING TO BE AN AUNTIE!

Thank You Prince

2010-10-19T11:24:00.000-04:00

I don't know why but Prince just popped in my head. Maybe its because I am starving and Prince reminds me of a delicious buttermilk biscuit on a nice spring day. Anywho, I just want to say thank you Prince for you gave birth vaginally to Rihanna and she inherited your hair and clothes. And from Rihanna came the girls on Flatbush, Brooklyn with the short pointy gelled down hair. So basically all the Caribbean women in Brooklyn thank you.

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife, Because I've Lost My Sanity

2010-10-19T11:11:00.000-04:00

And this is why I pretty much hate life and everything in it. Can't find a Halloween costume? Well you can just go online and get yourself the Antoine Dodson costume, your troubles are over! Mind you the costume costs $24.99, no I am not joking. I refuse to buy this damn costume, I wear this damn outfit to bed every night! Really America? This is what we have come down to? I can't even get a Latarian Milton costume? Eff this.

Sidebar: Antoine's luxurious locks are not included as part of the costume.

In Who Cares News...

2010-10-19T11:02:00.000-04:00

So you will probably fall asleep while reading this because I'm dozing off while writing this. Ciara and Keri Kilson (according to Willow Smith) went on U-Stream to try and garner some attention. No, actually they tried to diffuse the rumors of them beefing. Does anyone really care? Seriously ladies I care more about the opossum who terrorizes my backyard, I care more about the ponytail on the guy next to me's head, I care more about Kit Kit Busted Down as Fuck Stacks... you see where I'm going with this right. Ciara just go model and Keri you just go period!

WTF? Part Dos

2010-10-19T10:55:00.000-04:00

Singer/Model/Poodle Teyana Taylor wore a Robin Jean's leather jacket at the premiere ok Kanye West's short film "Runaway". I bet that outfit costs in the hundreds and its barely even there. (Note to TT: I could've made that outfit for you for $50 and a hamburger).

I Whip My Wig Back and Forth

2010-10-18T12:16:00.000-04:00

Who's ready for the highly anticipated video from Willow Smith "Whip My Hair"? I damn sure am! So in honor I will be whipping my wigs all day! "I whip my wig back and forth!" Eff it I'll whip my real hair, wigs, tracks and all the braiding hair I have in my room! It better be worth it Willow Tree, my wigs don't whip for just anything

Pink Friday

2010-10-18T11:32:00.000-04:00

Nicki released the cover for her debut album, Pink Friday, this past week. I have no negatives at all because the drag queen in me lovessssss this! I'm actually going to get the album, unless my broke ass only has enough for one then I'll have to get Kanye's album or Jay's Hits album...

Have You Seen Her?

2010-10-18T11:25:00.000-04:00

This is like a really random post but, have you guys seen this girl in any video lately? Her name is Pasha and she was in Nelly's "Hot In Here" video. She was the main girl he danced with through the whole video. I watched the video recently and wondered whatever happened to my boo Pasha. I didn't want to post her pics up on milk cartons because its not 1959. So, I took to the milk cartons of today, The Internet! Please if she's been in any video recently let me know, so I can watch the video and workout for 5 mins then become disgusted with myself and eat a zebra cake!

Happy Birthday Ne-Yo

2010-10-18T11:18:00.000-04:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNTY!!! YOU BETTER WORK!!! Today is the gayest unicorn of them all's birthday today! Now Ne-Ne, I know that you are firmly stuck in the closet. But, I know you will work it today in said closet with your hooker heels fishnets and Gaga's wig!

Now work it out you gay little stylist you. And I hope you're having a girl so you can teach her how to twirl better than RuPaul at a Disco! (I love the nightlife, I love to boog-ay!)

Kim Kardashian In W Magazine

2010-10-18T11:10:00.000-04:00

I remember when Kim Kardashian said that she regretted doing Playboy magazine. Do you? No? Well let me just go to Google really quickly brb... (2 mins later) OK I'm back ahem here's the quote she gave to Harper's Bazaar in April "I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable.", so Kimmy if you were so uncomfortable, why are you showing your saucer sized nippys in W magazine? (Nothing wrong with big nippys, they're much better looking). All you did in Playboy was a few stiff poses in clothes. Hunny, you're on W mag with NO CLOTHES ON (Trey the Gay Songz voice). And then you have the nerve to be covered in Unicorn sperm? Puh-leaze Kimmy #ICant with you in this magazine =(

BTW her boobs look GREAT! Nom Nom Nom!

Alicia Keys Gives Birth

2010-10-18T11:00:00.000-04:00

Philanthropist, home wrecker, "actress", singer and piano maker lover to, Alicia Keys, gave birth to a boy this weekend with her husband Swizz Beatz. The baby's name is Egypt, now the above pic makes sense! See I'm not delusional! (I'm looking at you doctor). Now I'm happy for them (well Alicia really because Swizz has more kids than he has fingers) but, EGYPT? Seriously? Egypt. I can just picture him getting paper mache pyramids thrown at him during art class. Or maybe they named him Egypt because he'll inherit his dad's nose which is in the shape of a pyramid, Suffice to say that name is horrible! The only Egypts I've met are little hood booger girls, with baby gelled baby hairs, pink bo bos in their hair, hands on hip and wearing the color pink. Any who congrats to the light bright couple!

Welcome Back!

2010-10-18T10:52:00.000-04:00

OK people (well the two of you who actually read this f*ckery) I'm back! For a limited time only things are really hectic right now... well not really, my short attention span kicks in which makes me get bored with this. But, since I'm in class just breathing in air I'll write somethings. And watch one of these assholes interrupt me right in the middle of everything! For nothing, those darn twat faces!

Alicia Keys and Sade

2010-10-01T14:38:00.000-04:00

Can we say awesomness to this picture of eternally pregnant Alicia Keys and Sade last night? Sade your music might be boring but, you look amazing! Give me the secret please HUN-TY.

David Hasselhoff Is Off!

2010-09-22T11:32:00.000-04:00

I was rooting for him! The greatest gift to Germany, aka the tanned piece of beef jerky known as David Hasselhoff, was the first to go on DWTS last night. It wasn't the fact that David was probably drunk during his dance, it wasn't the fact that he smelled the alcohol in his partner's hair and tried to drink it, it was YOUR FAULT! Yes you America, you failed to vote for The Hoff and caused me to never witness his sloppy drunken dances again. DAMN YOU AMERICA!

Kanye On SNL

2010-09-22T11:23:00.000-04:00

Guess what boys and girls... Kanye will be on SNL on October 2nd. Yayyyyy! I hope they do a skit where he's molesting Justina Bieber or snatching the curl out of Taylor Swifts hair. Pubes and all. He better give a crazy performance. Go Yeezy!

Kim or Cat Lady?

2010-09-22T11:12:00.000-04:00

WHO THE HELL IS THIS? #ThatIsAll

Kanye Shrug

2010-09-21T10:56:00.000-04:00

I'm so busy with doing hoodrat stuff today, I have nothing to write. Just joking I have about 5 papers to write and I have to look for a new job and internship. So um yea I'll try to post if I can. #kanyeshrug

Did They or Didn't They?

2010-09-20T14:04:00.000-04:00

Elle magazine has come under fire for allegedly lightning Precious actress Gabourey Sidibe's cover and also giving her a close-up shot while the other cover girls got full body shots (tee-hee body shots). The verdict is out on this one, as a photoshop expert, I know that someone can be lightened to that extent but, the lighting in the studio could also play a part.

If Elle wanted to photoshop something, they should've photoshopped that nappy,dry as wig! That wig is more thirsty than Precious after she ran with the chicken. Its more thirsty than Harriet Tubman walking in the hot desert sun while trying to get North. Its more thirsty than Pauly Ds hair, its more thirsty than... well you get the point. THE SHIT IS DRY!

All Hail the King and Queen

2010-09-20T13:59:00.000-04:00

*Ahem ahem* I would like to announce that Queen Bey and King Jay have officially entered the Guinness Book of World Records as *drum roll* the years biggest Power Couple! The duo earned $122 million through the year 2009. Haters are you mad? Hahaha anywhoo, this will most likely not change anytime soon.

Gaga took the title of Most Searched female and Michael Jackson (shmon now) took the Most Searched Male. Congrats to all, see you in Guinness and Forbes in the future.

2010-09-20T13:51:00.001-04:00

Can you guess who this 90s celebrity is? I damn sure can't, I think its Lil Kim not too sure. Um, yea this is awkward so check out Kim and her totally new and photoshopped face on the cover of Kontrol magazine. Hopefully she's talking about some new music and not Nicki Minaj. THE RAP GAME NEEDS KIM!

Justina Bieber Found A Future Job

2010-09-20T13:38:00.000-04:00

If Justina Bieber's future in "music" ever dissolves, he always has a job as a Hooters waitress. Justina took this pic with her future co-workers after his band members stopped in. All Hooters is waiting for his Justina to outgrow her lesbo phase, grow some boobies and voila! He has a job as a big boobed waitress, speaking of which maybe I should fill out my application!

Katy Perry's Bachelorette Party

2010-09-20T13:33:00.000-04:00

Ms Robyn Fenty threw celebrity BFF, Katy Perry, a bachelorette party this weekend. The party included a freaky deaky cake and a special Cirque du Soleil performance. Congrats Katy!

This cake looks like a fun time!

Glitter's Rant

2010-09-17T19:22:00.000-04:00

In today's rant, I will be ranting about old people walking in the street. Here goes. Dear old people of NYC, GET THE FUCK OFF THE SIDEWALKS! Dammit I cannot take walking behind a group of these old bastards! What the hell are they doing out and about anyway? They should be home in the back room of their childrens' house awaiting the grim reaper. Its like you oldies make me late for everything! When I'm on my way to school, while I'm shopping, while I'm on line getting food. SHIT please do us a favor and stay home, these old bastards are worst than the tourists out here. I just can't, the next old person that slows me down is gonna get tripped right out of their thick soled shoes!

TI and Lindsay Are Positive.

2010-09-17T19:16:00.000-04:00

The two biggest dumbasses ever, TI and Lindsay Lohan, have both tested positive for drugs. Funny thing both imbeciles have recently been released from prison and are supposed to be clean. Let me just grasp my mind around this, these two both know that if they tested positive it will be back to lockdown for them. There must be some good food or sex in those jails for these fools to risk going back there. I refuse to pay these two asswipes anymore attention, I hope they do get locked back up!