tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918Wed, 04 Sep 2024 13:09:32 +0000mexican jokesBar Jokesbest yo mama jokespirate jokespriceless joke100 best joke40 year old jokes40th birthday jokesCelebrity Jokes ICelebrity Jokes IICelebrity Jokes IIIClassic Jokes IClassic Jokes IIClassic Jokes IIIDumb Blonde JokesFunny Blonde JokesFunny JokesGross Blonde JokesJokes About WomenRude Blonde JokesSick Blonde Jokesapril fools day jokesbancuri animalebancuri bulablack jokesenglish april fools sms jokesfarsi jokesfat people jokesfavorite joke of the dayfree text jokesfunny practical jokesglume dume boomglume rotgood comebacks mean jokeshilarious comedy jokesmichael jackson jokesnew yo mama jokesone line jokespepito best jokespicture jokespolitical jokes nancy pelosipractical jokes and prankspunishment for playing pranks and practical jokes in schoolpunishment for pranks and practical jokesracial jokesrevenge for pranks and practical jokesrude jokesshort funny jokestop 10 april fools jokesvery funny jokesJokeshttp://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (George)Blogger38125en-usnoJokesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-1338280130796661297Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:03:00 +00002010-01-17T21:03:49.645+02:00Classic Jokes IIIClassic Jokes III A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?" "Well," http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/classic-jokes-iii.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-6607077344873348078Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:14:00 +00002010-01-16T20:14:44.909+02:00Classic Jokes IIClassic Jokes II A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I've never given anything away for nothing. However, if you http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/classic-jokes-ii.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-6992004601581374379Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:55:00 +00002010-01-15T19:55:11.654+02:00Classic Jokes IClassic Jokes I A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!" So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/classic-jokes-i.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-2061351219029719855Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:55:00 +00002010-01-14T22:55:39.904+02:00Celebrity Jokes IIICelebrity Jokes III A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/celebrity-jokes-iii.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-1381246862634418381Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:00:00 +00002010-01-13T23:00:32.884+02:00Celebrity Jokes IICelebrity Jokes II Q. What's the difference between Bill and Monica. A. One can't come clean and the other one can't clean cum. Q. What's Monica's favorite instrument? A. She's good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ! Q. How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history? A. The President after Bush Q. What's the new game there playing in the White House? A. Swallow the Leader Q. Have http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/celebrity-jokes-ii.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-2875820879312291332Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:23:00 +00002010-01-12T23:23:19.138+02:00Celebrity Jokes ICelebrity Jokes I Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass. Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue. Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/celebrity-jokes-i.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-2863136568950658364Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:52:00 +00002010-01-11T15:52:00.738+02:00Sick Blonde JokesSick Blonde Jokes A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says, "Open wide". "I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms!" Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/sick-blonde-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-8318632335256956396Sun, 10 Jan 2010 19:45:00 +00002010-01-10T21:45:31.858+02:00Gross Blonde JokesGross Blonde Jokes A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?" And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!" A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they canhttp://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/gross-blonde-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-8250424191866428016Sat, 09 Jan 2010 10:30:00 +00002010-01-09T12:30:26.442+02:00Rude Blonde JokesRude Blonde Jokes There's 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician "I want to go to the moon". The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says "I want to go to Mars". He says she can go next week. The blonde says "I want to go to the sun". The flight technician says, "Don't you know you'll burn up?" The http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/rude-blonde-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-1119467145461278782Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:54:00 +00002010-01-08T17:54:22.271+02:00Funny Blonde JokesFunny Blonde Jokes A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!" A blonde and a brunette are driving down the http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-blonde-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-7085392813202136412Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:50:00 +00002010-01-07T11:50:39.665+02:00Dumb Blonde JokesDumb Blonde Jokes Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy. Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q. How does a blonde part their hair? A. By doing the splits. Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? A. Nothing, they haven't met! Q. Why do blondeshttp://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/dumb-blonde-jokes-1.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-8572164701747715298Wed, 06 Jan 2010 13:24:00 +00002010-01-06T15:24:52.870+02:00Bar JokesBar Jokes A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe." The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/bar-jokes-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-8229632771510797870Tue, 05 Jan 2010 10:45:00 +00002010-01-05T12:45:33.216+02:00Bar JokesBar Jokes A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/bar-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-9106818194653040439Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:21:00 +00002010-01-04T15:31:40.013+02:00Jokes About WomenJokes About Women * Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. * Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'. * Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. * Women will always ask questions that http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/jokes-about-women.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-3404552256367494999Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:50:00 +00002010-01-07T11:50:53.237+02:00Funny JokesA young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength, swims a few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote island. Sprawled on the http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-jokes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-2808715930228066124Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:05:00 +00002009-12-17T15:08:52.360+02:0040th birthday jokesbancuri animalebancuri bulaglume dume boomglume rotmexican jokespirate jokespunishment for playing pranks and practical jokes in schoolvery funny jokesBancuri cu ardeleniOlteanu si Ardeleanuin compartimentul de tren un oltean si un ardeleanolteanul canta: “ Ma facut mama oltean”, la care ardeleanul “Iart-o doamne”!Cainii din ArdealCum latra cainii in Ardeal?-No daca-i musai: ham!Doi ardeleni la orasDoi ardeleni la oras, sunt cazati intr-un hotel la etajul 20, iar liftul nu merge. Se apuca ei sa urce pe scari. Pe la etajul 5, Ion catre Gheorghe:http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2009/12/bancuri-cu-ardeleni.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-7181811223568641745Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:10:00 +00002009-12-17T15:10:55.283+02:00funny practical jokesmexican jokesone line jokespirate jokespolitical jokes nancy pelosipractical jokes and prankspriceless jokeracial jokesrude jokesshort funny jokesdna-ul si maimutaMelcul fugea prin padure ca dementul si se intalneste cu ursu:- Melcule, de ce fugi ma?-Ba, a venit DNA-ul prin padure si aresteaza tot!- Pai ce treaba ai tu cu DNA-ul, ma?- Pai io casa, nevastamea casa, fimiu casa, de unde atatia bani?Pleaca melcul,si dupa cinci minute fuge si ursu care se intalneste cu strutu:- De ce fugi, bai ursule?- Ba, a venit DNA-ul prin padure si http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2009/12/bancuri-cu-animale.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-8629583379263203999Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:21:00 +00002009-12-17T15:11:07.027+02:00best yo mama jokesfarsi jokesmexican jokesmichael jackson jokesnew yo mama jokespepito best jokespicture jokespriceless jokepunishment for pranks and practical jokesDoamna profesoara o intreaba pe Alinuta:-De unde vin gazele Alinuta?-Din fund.-Din care?-Din al meu vreti sa va fac o demonstrate : part,part,partttttttt.--------------Prost si nimeni se duc la piscina…dintr-o data nimeni se ineaca..-Ajutor ajutor! se ineaca-Cine se ineaca? (spune salvamarul)-Nimeni!-Ma da tu esti prost!-Da ma cunosti??--------------Culmea Sarutului:Sa saruti o gura de canal:))--http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2009/12/bancuri-cu-alinuta.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-8081673354756828102Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:24:00 +00002009-12-17T15:11:20.029+02:00100 best jokefat people jokesfavorite joke of the dayfree text jokesgood comebacks mean jokeshilarious comedy jokesmexican jokesrevenge for pranks and practical jokesBancuri cu canibali:Tata canibal si fiul canibal merg la vanatoare.Vad o femeie grasa-Tati,tati!uite mancare!-Lasa, fiule, ca-i prea grasa.Merg ei ce mai merg si vad o femei somaleza-Tati,tati,fii atent ca asta-i slaba!-Nu fiule,asta-i prea slaba.Mai cauta ei ce mai cauta si dau de o femeie super-No, acuma-i momentu’ tati-Nu fiule.Pe asta o ducem acasa si-o mancam pe mata.Canibalii la munca!La o http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2009/12/bancuri-cu-canibali.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-8918118129116595951Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:55:00 +00002009-12-17T15:11:34.335+02:0040 year old jokesapril fools day jokesbest yo mama jokesblack jokesenglish april fools sms jokestop 10 april fools jokesCRESTIN-DEMOCRATUL: Ai doua vaci. Pastrezi una si pe cealalta o daruiesti vecinului tau. SOCIALISTUL: Ai doua vaci. Guvernul iti ia una si o daruieste vecinului. REPUBLICANUL: Ai doua vaci. Vecinul tau nu are nici una. Si ce daca? DEMOCRATUL: Ai doua vaci. Vecinul tau nu are nici una. Te simti vinovat de propriul tau succes. Votezi persoane in serviciul guvernamental care iti vor impune impozite http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2008/03/teoria-celor-doua-vaci-aplicata-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-1554726795174929498Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:54:00 +00002008-03-24T15:54:20.291+02:00Un rus - un tovaras.Doi rusi - o celula.Trei rusi - un partid. Un neamt - un soldat.Doi nemti - o armata.Trei nemti - un razboi mondial.Un englez - un gentleman.Doi englezi - un club.Trei englezi - un imperiu cu Regina. Un francez - un bonhomme. Doi francezi - doi indragostiti. Trei francezi - o familie si prietenul familiei. Un italian - un tenor. Doi italieni - o http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2008/03/despre-popoare.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-553882881705672776Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:52:00 +00002008-03-24T15:52:39.522+02:00• Matematica in familieBarbat inteligent + femeie inteligenta = poveste de dragosteBarbat inteligent + femeie naiva = sexBarbat naiv + femeie inteligenta = cãsãtorieBarbat naiv + femeie naiva = graviditateMatematica la ServiciuSef inteligent + angajat inteligent = profitSef inteligent + angajat incompetent = productieSef incompetent + angajat inteligent = promovareSef incompetent + angajat http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2008/03/matematica.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-9036564696463313460Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:51:00 +00002008-03-24T15:51:42.625+02:00Cioc, cioc la poarta raiului! Raspunde Sf.Petru!Cand stupoare in usa era Ben-Laden!- Tu, tu aici, tu care ai facut atatea rele, tu vrei sa intrii in RAI?!?Ben-Laden sictirit ... - Am zis eu ca vreau sa intru? Aveti 2 min sa iesiti cu totii!!!http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2008/03/ben-laden.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-4597990375017747242Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:49:00 +00002008-03-24T15:51:04.120+02:00CERERE DE IESIRE CU BAIETII Numele prietenului/logodnicului/sotului: Cer permisiunea de a ma desparti temporar de autoritatea suprema a vietii mele pentru urmatoarea perioada de timp: <!--[if gte vml 1]> <![endif]--><!--[if !vml]--> <!--[endif]--><!--[if !mso]--> <!--[endifhttp://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2008/03/cerere-de-iesire-cu-baietii.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-377042346065788882Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:49:00 +00002008-03-24T15:49:22.777+02:00Un tinar preot (catolic, bineinteles) trebuia sa dea prima lui slujba,drept pentru care era extrem de emotionat, chiar simtea panica. Atunci,seful lui, Episcopul, vazindu-l atit de stressat l-a sfatuit ca inaintesa se urce in amvon pentru predica, sa puna un paharel de vodca inpaharulcu apa, ca sa se relaxeze si sa aiba curaj. Preotului i-a mersnemaipomenit in prima lui slujba, dar cind a ajuns http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2008/03/ce-poate-face-un-pahar-de-vodca.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0