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A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"

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A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." 

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A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

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A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.

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Q. What's the difference between Bill and Monica.
A. One can't come clean and the other one can't clean cum.

Q. What's Monica's favorite instrument?
A. She's good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!

Q. How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history?
A. The President after Bush

Q. What's the new game there playing in the White House?
A. Swallow the Leader

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Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue.

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A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.

She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.

He gets out his light and says, "Open wide".

"I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms!"

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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the </atom:summary><link>http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-blonde-jokes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!

Q. Why do blondes</atom:summary><link>http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/dumb-blonde-jokes-1.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The drunk replies, "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe."

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they </atom:summary><link>http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/bar-jokes-2.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring </atom:summary><link>http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/bar-jokes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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*  Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
* Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
* Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
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Sprawled on the </atom:summary><link>http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2010/01/funny-jokes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-1554726795174929498</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-24T15:54:20.291+02:00</atom:updated><title>Despre popoare</title><atom:summary>Un rus - un  tovaras.Doi rusi - o celula.Trei rusi - un partid.       Un neamt - un  soldat.Doi nemti - o armata.Trei nemti - un razboi mondial.Un englez -  un gentleman.Doi englezi - un  club.Trei englezi - un imperiu cu  Regina.       Un francez - un  bonhomme. Doi francezi - doi  indragostiti. Trei francezi - o familie si prietenul  familiei.        Un italian - un  tenor. Doi italieni - o </atom:summary><link>http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2008/03/despre-popoare.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-553882881705672776</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-24T15:52:39.522+02:00</atom:updated><title>Matematica</title><atom:summary>•  Matematica in familieBarbat inteligent + femeie inteligenta = poveste de dragosteBarbat inteligent + femeie naiva = sexBarbat naiv + femeie inteligenta = cãsãtorieBarbat naiv + femeie naiva = graviditateMatematica la ServiciuSef inteligent + angajat inteligent = profitSef inteligent + angajat incompetent = productieSef incompetent + angajat inteligent = promovareSef incompetent + angajat </atom:summary><link>http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2008/03/matematica.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4687981198799206918.post-4597990375017747242</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-03-24T15:51:04.120+02:00</atom:updated><title>CERERE DE IESIRE CU BAIETII</title><atom:summary>CERERE DE IESIRE CU BAIETII     Numele prietenului/logodnicului/sotului:                                                                                                 Cer permisiunea de a ma desparti temporar de autoritatea suprema a vietii mele pentru urmatoarea perioada de timp:  &lt;!--[if gte vml 1]&gt;        &lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if !vml]--&gt;       &lt;!--[endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if !mso]--&gt;            &lt;!--[endif</atom:summary><link>http://glume-de-glume.blogspot.com/2008/03/cerere-de-iesire-cu-baietii.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (George)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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