Gluttoner: You gonna eat that?

Donut Mug

Jeff — Fri, 17 May 2013 17:58:13 +0000

Nothing goes better with your four coffee of the morning than a huge frosted donut covered in sugary goodness just melting in your mouth in a flurry of decadence. Since you can’t have a donut with every coffee (or can you?!), you might as well get a psychological donut fix with the Donut Mug. As my good friend Homer S. says, “mmmm donuts”. (that would be Homer Stevenson, from the next town over, who did you think it was?)

Star Spangled BBQ Spatula

Jeff — Fri, 10 May 2013 17:11:44 +0000

It’s the most patriotic way to flip burgers this summer. The Star Spangled BBQ Spatula has the grand ol’ flag carved right into the stainless steel spatula. Designed by Jacob Riley-Wasserman, it has a handle of solid American walnut. USA…USA…USA…

Ouija Cheese Board Set

Jeff — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 16:26:43 +0000

Deciding which cheese to pick next is a tough decision. Maybe you need a little help from the spirit world. The Ouija Cheese Board Set is a gouda connection to the ghosts of cheeses past. Its a glass cheese board that looks like a ouija board and it comes with four cheese knives. So you can cut the cheese….or was that a spirit who cut the cheese? Measures a little under 11″ by 8″.

Ice Cream Cone High Heels

Jeff — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 21:05:16 +0000

Melt away those fashion blues with a pair of ice cream cone high heels. These wonderful pumps were designed by famed ice cream loving designer Karl Lagerfeld for Brazilian footwear brand Melissa. They almost look good enough to eat. These should be mandatory at all DQ location, in my opinion. (via)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Lime

Jeff — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:19:19 +0000

It doesn’t take much to turn a lime into a hero in a half shell. Just put a little eye mask on your fruit and you’ve got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, in this case Michelangelo. The mask is actually a hair tie. Just don’t give it any pizza. (via)

Hot Dog Pod

Jeff — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 15:37:53 +0000

Keep those hot dogs from smelling up your fridge or spilling their juice all over with a Hot Dog Fresh Pod. Holds ten hot dogs and since it looks like a batch of franks complete with some nice looking grill marks on it, you’ll always know what’s inside it, unlike some of those other mystery containers in the back of your fridge.

Crime Scene Candy Kit

Jeff — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:27:24 +0000

Law and Order never tasted this great. Chung chung. The Crime Scene Candy Kit gives you all the usual crime scene samples in little test tubes you’d expect- urine, saliva and blood. Except instead of disgusting bodily fluids, it’s yummy sugary sweets. Great for your next CSI party, as a lovely prop for a murder mystery night, or just a treat on a Tuesday.

Pears Shaped Like Babies

Jeff — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:47:07 +0000

Would you eat a pear shaped like a chunky baby? You could if you lived in China where they place special clear plastic molds around the fruits of the trees while they are growing. The pears then grow into the shape of a little baby. The pears supposedly have the same nutritional value and taste as regular- uhmmm- pear-shaped pears do they just look like little edible babies. Hopefully you don’t need to peel them cause that looks tricky.

Fortune Telling Bacon

Jeff — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 22:30:38 +0000

There are many ways to tell your fortune but the best way is with delicious pork products like Fortune Telling Bacon. Just place a strip of this (unfortunately) non-edible magical bacon into the palm of your hand and watch it curl up. Depending on how it curls up, that’s your fortune:

Moves Left – Chewy Goodness
Moves Right – Crispy
Both Ends Move – Sizzling Hot
Sides Curl – Canadian
Flips Over – Spicy
Curls up Entirely – Greasy
Lies Motionless – Vegetarian

You get 50 of the 3.5″ long bacon strips per box. How does it work? Nobody knows, it’s just the magic of bacon. That’s some crispy spicy greasy goodness.

Meat Temporary Tattoos

Jeff — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 22:13:32 +0000

You’re no piece of meat, but you’ve got beef- on your arm. Get some prime cuts inked onto your body, temporarily with Meat Temporary Tattoos. You get 17 of the finest cuts of beef and swine to proudly display. Perhaps you’re not ready for a real permanent tattoo of meat- so go ahead test the waters out because once you go fat you never go back.