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iPhone 5 finally in my pocket

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 11:00:00 +0000

You a fan of steve jobs? Collectors Apple products? Or you are both? Maybe the Apple iPhone 5 will be the target of all of you. special products of the apple has been officially launched in the third quarter of 2012. Countries like USA, UK, Germany, Japan, Indonesia, and other countries may be able to enjoy the greatness of the iPhone 5.

Gadgets 4-inch widescreen has a network of excellence, which has been confirmed using 4G LTE can both achieve up to 100 Mbps downloading speed. More power to the machine that claimed Apple A6 processor 2 times faster than the processor A5. Aided also by the IOS operating system 6 and 3-dimensional maps, making the iPhone 5 as a product that you ought to have. Especially those of you who love apple and steve jobs.

So if you are interested, please contact the apple store nearest you and take home this great gadget for only $ 199 (16 GB), $ 299 (32 GB) and $ 399 (64 GB).

Samsung precede nokia, with the latest windows phone 8

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 16:22:00 +0000

Samsung has become a giant android smartphone with them around the world. While Nokia with Microsoft still can not beat the samsung even though it has windows phone like Nokia Lumia.

But the whole world is shocked by samsung. at the IFA 2012 in Berlin, Samsung introduced their windows phone. No half-hearted, it is a windows phone 8. They even predate Nokia,the new windows phone 8 will introduce them early this september.

But whether this means the use of windows phone samsung will leave google android belong? Since everyone already knew Samsung had just lost a patent lawsuit by Apple and iOS.

The name of this phone is Samsung ATIV S. With width of screen 4,8 inch. 8 MP camera resolution and 1,9 MP face camera. This phone will be new squad to reach the pitch of market. Samsung being the best in the world.

Great war 2012, the android, IOS and windows

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 20:22:00 +0000

Try to check, what is the operating system used by a computer or laptop? Of course most people will say "windows". However, for devices such as smartphones and other smart gadgets, of course, have different answers. Yes, the windows have a strong competitor, namely Android and iOS.

Android is an operating system developed by the internet giant, Google. Through some research eventually Android born and be a liaison between other google products that have worldwide. In addition, Google also took a giant smartphone manufacturer south korea, Samsung. To work together to build a tough market matched by other competitors.

Then there's iOS, works of art and his friend Steve jobs is a masterpiece for most lovers of Apple products. iOS is the operating system that prioritizes the elegant look, but in the practical aspects of the function and still less of Android. But still iOS lovers are spread all over the world.

While the windows began to embrace Nokia to team up a smartphone product that could compete, and of course to restore their heyday began to decline. The latest results of their product is the Nokia Lumia and Windows Phone 7.

So it was interesting to see the smartphone world war between the three giants and their allies. Hopefully with the smart Consumer, technology development will grow and can be achieved at an affordable price.

payperpost.com easy use for blogger

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 13:09:00 +0000

you can get all information about modern technology, newest gadget, hot news and many more which you can access in the internet. i just join the payperpost.com to inform the advertiser who wants me to review their product. The suspicious exercise trails.

Indonesia's Got Talent season 2

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 05:57:00 +0000

Still remember you with Klantink, daughter of ayu, brandon, fay nabilla, JP? Yes, they are the stars of Indonesia Got Talent season 1. Now, private television stations will be holding a similar event later. Indonesia got talent season 2.

IGT has proved the star managed to get success in their career. There are successful dancing, singing, to be commercials and movies. Obviously it can help them become better. An example is the champion 1, Klantink. They are singers from the city of Surabaya. Their daily busking on the streets of Surabaya. Until finally they were able to change their lives for the better poor through IGT's event.

What are you waiting, hurry and sign up your talent. So that you can be a star and was able to change your life. Definitely a lot of talent who are ready to offer a contract for you if you are really talented.

All about blogger and their Activities

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:08:00 +0000

Everyone has particularly hobby that is different. Some like writing, reading, outdoor activities, to travel to new places. for some people, having a hobby is writing and provide articles and news to be read by others could be called as a columnist or journalist. But if we do it on a website or blog, then we are Blogger.

Yes, the news on the internet would not exist without the writing. Therefore, some people dedicate himself to writing news. And people who read news would get the information from the written. This will obviously lead to a relationship between writer and reader. Where the author of an article and hope that many who read the article. While readers find the article if they wish to obtain the latest information and news.

For Blogger, article writing is a hobby, but other than that there are other reasons. That is like the famous and visited many blog readers, the second is because of advertising. Yes, the more visitors the blog, the more ads that appear on the blog. The advertisers choose blogs frequented, and will pay to the owner of the blog.

So indirectly, everyone has joined in the internet circles. Provider Ads - Blogger as the author of the article - Reader article as clicking an ad. If all goes well, it is not likely the internet will be more colorful and a lot more ideas and creativity flourish Blogger.

It is my Blogger, how about you think?

How to get easy money through google adsense

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 10:02:00 +0000

Want to do but at the same hobby blog useful and can help your finances? Google adsenses is the right solution. Yes, you just need a blog as a place advertisements attached. Each ad is clicked by others, then Google will pay you appropriate the ad price.

But not all successful blogs google adsense. Only blogs with high rankings and traffic are busy every day since visited by many people to be selected by Google to advertise. Because google ads always keep their clients in order to reach customers.

So the first thing to do to start the google adsense is diligent to make posts that attract readers, no copy and paste from someone else's article. The second is to know about your web rank by alexa.com, there you will have the full information. Allows you about when to put adsense.

Next make sure that your blog has been read by Search Engine Optimation owned by google. If you've read SEO, and blog always appear on the first page even at the top, it is a very good thing.

And no less important is do not forget to add a friend diligently around and exchanging links. This helps Google know how popular your blog is.

If all that has been achieved and you feel confident, it's time you start Google Adsense. And enjoy additional income from your hobby blog.

Alexa.com is the central of rank circle

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 03:06:00 +0000

Who does not know alexa.com? of course, most bloggers already know. Yes, Alexa is a website ranking provider sites around the world. Alexa provides a ranking of the website, total visits, and how many links related to our website. Making Alexa ranking as the provider of the best and most comprehensive web.

In addition, Alexa is very beneficial and useful for blog owners who use adsense and relies on advertising in its pages. because advertisers will choose a blog with good alexa ranking. So, if your blog is still having good grades is not enough, I suggest postpone running adsense. But for some bloggers like me, no blog ranking data can also be registered and approved adsense. With conditions, traffic and traffic every day is crowded and congested.

So start registering alexa.com and find out rank your blog. Good luck :)

Google Inc. is the best company in the world

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 13:06:00 +0000

Google is the best. Google.com as the number 1 search engine give information to the million people every day. with more way to reach this site, it became the best website ever. Number one in alexa.com rank and world. All of site always eed Google to gain their want. It have unlimited memory that can put billion datas.

And also google have Google inc. the most real best company. It have a Lab that build many new widget & new gadget. The best which made just now is Android phone and tab. Million people using this, and has been occupied the i phone, nokia symbian, blacberry, and windows phone market share.

Every year, Google contribute with their new things. Many people need Google. Every thing they are do always connect with Google. as like as facebook, twitter, blogger, email of gmail, news, and everythings.

So, keep it up your good work Google. We are the people of world always love you. And want you to do the best. Nice work google.com

Good girl always want good boy

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 00:02:00 +0000

Good woman would want to play a good friend. Similarly, when he grew older, he definitely wanted a male partner peers who are also good. Until that continues into the more mature that is looking for a good husband.

But this time, rarely encountered couples equally good. Often one of these policies are not good. There are women acting badly to men, and vice versa. It can not be separated from society today are more inclined to freedom.

The absence of parents who control the resulting recording can not accept examples of things that should be done. Important that the awareness of every parent to keep the child. Do not fall into a dangerous activity, criminal, and sex. Because it's very bad for their future. And children should also understand that parents want is the best option.

earthquake shook Indonesia again

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 08:30:00 +0000

like not inexhaustible, Indonesia country again hit a new disaster, the earthquake that occurred in the Tasikmalaya, West Java.

7.2 magnitude earthquake occurred ritcher scale because the plates shift approaching Australia to the island of Java. shift occurs at any time since before the Earth formed.

consequently, banya deaths of children and adults. children who allegedly died was playing playstation in the rental easy hill near landslide. result when the earthquake happened, they were immediately buried in the crumbling stone.

Indonesian government immediately reduce the SAR team assistance and other basic foods. search process is still missing victims are still performed today.

may God grant his prayer for the people of Indonesia have a country of peace and prosperity.

motion tween

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:08:00 +0000

motion tween is a feature in macromedia flash used to create the object motion is more convenient and smooth. In contrast to the way a frame-by-frame is longer and less smooth.

as a local animator, I have a few recipes to simply create motion tween animation. For example, let us try to make a ball that moves with the help of motion tween.

steps:
1. first of all, draw a ball to your taste.
2. The next, your ball net ball & make sure you closed the net entirely.
3. Right click on your ball.
4. It will appear after option, and click on "create motion tween"
5. after that click on the frame is a frame from the frame origin of your ball.
6. in the frame, right click and click "insert key frame"
7. after that, move your ball seseka your heart.
8. if so, save your flash content ctrl + s.
9. if you want to see your work, click ctrl + enter.
10. and you have managed to create Flash animation motion tween. Congratulations.

wellcome my friends

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astrology or zodiak?

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:20:00 +0000

Want to know about your star prophecy today? Read this new posting aja. Here there are 12 full zodiakmu star. Trus make you who was the zodiac leo, be happy because I wrote an article leo best of the rest. Want to know not why? Because I was the zodiac leo .... Please read.

[27 December-19 January]
Your relationship with a friend of progress. Than just ordinary friends increases so important colleagues. Love:: deep emotional bond to make you easy to empathy on the she. Career: Before starting a new business, talking about everything in detail. Finance: Do not mentang-mentang conditions 'safe' can be direct-Spree Spree! efficient,

[20 January-18 February]
Finally, the plan to the land of dreams can be achieved. To help make smooth, create proper preparation! Love: Relationships are far, would be more comfortable if mutual respect. Career: Want to college while working? How about working part time aja? Finance: Do not owe more than the ability, let the poor do not fall! Learning restraint ya ..

hanging out with friends is the most fun. rujak the party at home. The fund is not big, but fun. Love: The success of solving problems in both making the relationship even more sticky. Career: Thoughts boss who is now more open to make you more Yemen working. Finance: The condition of a mediocre postpone travel plans nih ..

Let your mind go back for fresh, use the weekend to rest. Now it's time to indulge. Day in the salon or spa, nice tuh. Love: Create a longer hunting a girlfriend, do not throw a signal origin. Career: There's associates secretly envy you denagn work. Finance: Bids to get easy money have suspected. Do not immediately tempted deh ..

No strong save problem? Try to confide as a trusted friend. Who knew he could provide a solution. Love: Before going out, first identify the boyfriend out, I'll have no regrets. Career: Promote yourself to the colleagues with increasing reputation. Finance: If you're poor, limit hang out with friends.

Ramadhan has come

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:05:00 +0000

"Ramadan has come, let us always setting INTENTIONS, upgrade FAITH, download PATIENT, SIN delete, approve MAFF, & hunting PAHALA. For us, getting quest list in Heaven."

For some, the month of ramadan is a month full of blessings. because of their sins in the past be forgiven by Allah SWT. But for some people again, the month of Ramadan is the month that brings misery. For some reason because of hunger, thirst, can not "mbokep", tired tarawih, & others.

Anak Muda Gak Boleh Kalah

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:08:00 +0000

Indonesia adalah negara yang hebat banget. Bukan hanya kerena berhasil melepaskan penjajahan yang telah berlangsung 3,5 abad + 3,5 tahun, tapi juga kerena kekayaan alam yang melimpah dan orang-orangnya yang ramah tamah. Tapi mungkin karena terlalu hebatnya, sampai-sampai Indonesia semakin lama semakin terpuruk. Ya.... karena pemerintahnya lah, bangsanya lah, koruptor lah, malas lah, dan lain sebagainya lah. Tapi permasalahan yang paling heboh & paling sering disorot saat ini, yaitu: "POLUSI UDARA & GLOBAL WARMING".

Secara kuantitas, polusi udara di Indonesia berada di peringkat ke-4 dunia setelah Amerika, Cina, & India.(jangan bilang HORE, karena penghargaan ini tidak patut dibanggakan!) . & secara kualitas, polusi udara di Indonesia tergolong yang paling buruk dan tersusun atas gas-gas yang beraneka-ragam. Seperti kentut, abab, gas hasil "gle-ge'en", kentut lagi, dan lain sebagainya.

Oleh karena itu sebagai seorang bangsa yang baik dan terganteng, Q punya sebuah ide "jadoel" yang mungkin ampuh buat menangani masalah-masalah indonesia tadi, khususnya masalah polusi udara. Selain bisa mengurangi sebagian polusi udara yang ada, ide Q yang rencananya bakal di selenggarakan di SMA 11 Sby ini juga bakal disorot karena bakal menyemarakkan pesta kemerdekaan di kota Surabaya tercinta.

Ide Q yaitu
mengadakan "pawai sepedah kebo tempo Doeloe". Kalau biasanya yang mengikuti acara beginian adalah mbah-mbah, sekarang kita buat anak-anak muda yang menggenjot sepedah kebo. "ANAK MUDA GAK BOLEH KALAH". Pesertanya tidak hanya dari siswa-siswi SMA 11 SBY saja, bisa juga dari daerah sekitar atau bahkan bergabung dengan sekolah lainnya. Dan semua yang mengikutinya harus memakai blankon, baju adat jawa, sewek atau sarung, dan juga klompen.

Tentu saja porsi bagi anak-anak muda yang masih fresh ini berbeda dengan porsi mbah-mbah, kalau biasanya mereka bersepeda 5 km, kita harus bisa bersepeda 50 km. Jadi bisa diperkirakan kalau rutenya adalah keliling kota Surabaya dan mungkin sedikit tambahan bersepeda di kota lain, seperti gresik atau sidoarjo.

Di tambah lagi, sewaktu mereka asyik menggenjot sepedah kebo, mereka juga harus turut menyadarkan masyarakat dengan cara menyebarkan pamflet-pamflet maupun poster untuk mencintai lingkungan. Dan tiap ada anak-anak kecil yang ingin berfoto, mereka harus berpose layaknya foto model.

Setelah bersepeda kebo ria, mereka akan mengikuti acara undian berhadiah seperti yang ada di jalan sehat. hadiah-hadiahnya menarik lohh. seperti berikut:
*Hadiah 1 : sepedah kebo mini
*Hadiah 2 :baju sepedah kebo mini
*Hadiah 3 :topi sepedah kebo mini

*Hadiah hiburan : menghibur diri sendiri.

Nah, meskipun hadiahnya sangat menarik, kita tetap harus mengikutinya guna menyemarakkan kemerdekaan RI yang telah diperjuangkan oleh kakek-nenek moyang kita. Dan agar perjuangannya terlihat membara, kita harus tetap memakai sepedah kebo kemana saja mulai dari sekarang. Dan kalau bisa, tinggalkan sepedah motor yang berpolusi seperti sepedahku.
MERDEKA!!!!!!!
hidup ataoe mati!!!!
horas!!!!!

Kakek 60 Tahun Genjot Sepeda Kebo 50km

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:43:00 +0000

bermodalkan semangat '45 & otot seadanya.

"Tua-tua keladi-makin tua makin menjadi". Sebutan itu selintas terdengar seperti sebutan untuk kakek-kakek genit. Tetapi dalam urusan kali ini memang melibatkan kakek-kakek, tetapi bukan kakek yang genit dan centil, melainkan kakek-kakek yang makin menjadi dalam urusan menggenjot sepeda kebo.

Kalau soal semangat, kakek-kakek berusia 45-60 tahun ini tidak kalah hebat dari anak-anak muda kebanyakan. seperti mbah Kasri(60) misalnya, beliau mengaku semangatnya yang sekarang lebih hebat jika dibandingkan waktumudanya dulu. Kalau waktu kecil memang terpaksa bersemangat '45 demi mengusir penjajah, tapi waktu muda semangat beliau turun dan sekarang saat tua semangat beliau kembali bergelora.

Jika semnagt sudah meyakinkan, kekuatan perlu dipertanyakan. Kakek-kakek atau mbah-mbah ini mengaku tubuh mereka segar bugar berkat hasil mengayuh sepeda kebo. Memang pada awalnya mereka kecapekan dan perlu banyak istirahat ketika berpawai keliling kota. Namun pada akhirnya mereka mulai terbiasa dan menikmatinya.

Kakek-kakek ini tergabung dalam sebuah klub pecinta sepeda kebo yang berlokasi di Jl.Bandarejo III Rt5 Rw5 Surabaya, yaiti "Paguyuban Sepeda Kebo Golek Kontjo" atau biasa disingkat PSK-GK. Jumlah anggotanya lumayan banyak untuk ukuran klub yang belum genap 1 tahun, yaitu 40 orang.

Acara rutin mereka yaitu bersepeda keliling kota ataupun kecamatan setiap minggu pagi. Kalaupun ada acara-acara khusus, paling banyak hanya 2 kali dalam sebulan. Mereka mengaku mengikuti acara tersebut kebanyakan untuk mempererat tali silaturahmi antar pecinta sepeda kebo.

Seperti kali ini misalnya, mereka mengikuti acara "Genjot Kebo Mojokerto-Lamongan" yang diselenggarakan oleh perusahaan rokok Djarum 76 untuk memperingati kemerdekaan Republik Indonesia yang ke-63.

Start dilakukan pada pagi hari tanggal 27 Juli 2008 di alun-alun kota Mojokerto. Pesertanya tidak hanya berasal dari kawasan sekitar Mojokerto dan Lamongan saja, melainkan ada yang berasal dari luar daerah, provinsi, dan bahkan ada yang datang jauh-jauh dari Kalimantan.

Semangat'45 dan otot seadanya dari para kakekpun diuji. Mereka harus menempuh jarak Dari alun-alun kota Mojokerto hingga Tugu kota Lamongan yang kira-kira berjarak 50km. Sebuah jarak yang sangat meghebohkan bagi para kakek yang mengikuti acara itu.

Mereka harus melewati medan-medan yang telah ditentukan oleh panitia penyelenggara. Melewati tanjakan dan turunanyang curam, tak terelak juga jalan yang rusak dan berbatu. Mareka juga harus melewati rute yang cukup sulit, yaitu melewati jalan-jalan kecil di tengah hutan dan juga jembatan bambu di atas sungai yang cukup lebar.

Dan pada siang harinya, tugu kota di Lamongan menjadi saksi ketangguhan semangat muda para kakek dari seluruh penjuru daerah. Mereka semua tiba dengan selamat tanpa ada yang terluka ataupun cedera.

Di sana, mereka beristirahat sambil bersenda gurau maupun berkenalan dengan pecinta sepeda kebo dari daerah lain. Diselingi dengan alunan musik dari O.M. Parahiyangan, mereka berjoget ria sambil melupakan susahnya medan yang telah mereka tempuh.

Sebelum acara berakhir, pihak penyelenggara mengadakan Doorprize Undian Berhadiah dengan hadiah utama sebuah sepeda motor Honda Mega Pro. Dan Alhamdulillah, PSK-GK berhasil mendapatkan hadiah harapan 3, yaitu sebuah sepeda gunung. Rencananya, sepeda gunung tersebut akan dijual atau dilelang. Dan uang hasil penjualannya dimasikkan ke dalam kas anggota.

Dan karena semangat mereka sudah ditumpahkan dari pagi, otomatis mereka tidak sanggup lagi mengayuh sepeda hingga Surabaya. Akhirnya mereka sepakat menyewa pick-up bak terbuka untuk mengantarkan mereka pulang.

Mereka pulang dengan hati yang gembira, pengalaman yang kian bertambah, dan banyak pula teman yang bertambah. Belum lagi kesenangan-kesenangan yang mereka dapatkan selama mengayuh sepeda bersama-sama.

Itulah bukti bahwa semangat bisa melahirkan banyak hal positif jika dipergunakan dengan benar. Dan akan berlipat ganda bila disertai dengan kekuatan yang cukup.

Kita sebagai anak muda, tak boleh kalah bersemangat dengan para orang tua. Maknailah kemerdekaan Republik Indonesia yang ke-63 ini dengan penuh Semangat yang membara. Dan isilah kemerdekaan denagn sesuatu yang patut dibanggakan. MERDEKA!!!!!!!! 3x

Go Bajak Go

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 14 May 2008 08:51:00 +0000

Kalo mendengar nama bajak, guwe jadi inget ama kendaraan khas ibukota DKI yang beroda tiga plus warna orange ngejreng. Ya! dan inilah guwe bocah tolol yang Gak bisa bedain bajak ama bajaj. Sebenernya sich banyak kesamaannya bajaj ama bajak. Kalo bajaj, kentutnya yang super item bisa mampusin kambing se-DKI. Kalo bajak, bisa mengkopy (yang bener tuh kopy, khopy apa kopi ya?) lagu yang tadinya bener malah jadi soak. yang membuat sama yaitu bajak gak cuma bisa mampusin kambing, tapi juga bisa mampusin peradaban kambing sedunia. Tapi sisi baiknya, nenek guwe kagak bisa kena darah tinggi lagi deh. Kan ada Bajak! Jangan lupa pake sandal!

Tapi sebenarnya bajak tuh merugikan banget loh. Contohnya Bajak laut, Bajak Kaset, Bajak CD (jangan pikir yang nggak2 loh ya!!) Plus Bajak yang paling enak, Sambal Bajak. Jujur banget nih ya, Guwe bocah tolol yang baru nyadar kalo guwe nih pelajar inodnesia aja tahu kalo bajak tuh merugikan bangetssss. Sampai guwe juga pernah mengalami sendiri.

Ceritanya begini,

trus begitu, udah deh. hehehehehe. The real story is...... aduh guwe lupa mau nulis apa yah!! Pas waktu itu guwe masih CuPu (Lucu Punya) tepatnya kelas 2 SMP. Guwe disuruh sister guwe pergi ke manukan buat beli kaset-nya Linkin Park yang Meteora. Di sana, guwe nyari-nyari tuh kaset. Guwe muter-muter sampe bingung gara-gara abis naik komedi putar di Namtama, padahal tuh cuman 3 puteran aja.

Setelah memuaskan hati dan nyolong kembang gula anak kecil, guwe ngelanjutin petualangan guwe nyari kaset linkin park. Guwe jalan jauh banget tuh malam, dan akhirnya guwe nyampe juga deh (fiuuuhhh) di gerobak kripik singkong. Mau gimana lagi, kera sudah jadi manusia jadi, apa boleh buat guwe beli kripik singkongnya sambil nanya-nanya.

Guwe : bang jualan apaan sich?
Abang : (diem aja, mungkin takut guwe ini tuyul yang mau nyopet dia)
Guwe : abang sakit? nih kripik biar gak sakit!
Abang : (ngomong dalam hati):nih anak gila, orang guwe yang jaul kripik!!
Guwe : bang, tahu gak tempat beli kaset? kaset tape!
Abang : sebelahnya warung martabak sampingnya Hadi Jaya.
Guwe : makasih ya bang!

Guwe pergi deh ngelanjutin petualangan guwe. tiba-tiba tuh tukang kripik manggil2 guwe. Trus guwe inget kalo belum ngambil kembalian.

Abang : dek, mana bayarnya? belum bayar kok pergi!!

Satu poin lagi buat ketololan guwe. Dan akhirnya guwe tiba di...... Toko kaset. Dari jauh sudah kedengeran musiknya top banget. Bang.... sms.. siapa.. ini bang...? Tukang kripik laknat guwe sumpahin gak punya keturunan, tapi kalo udah punya guwe sumpahin gak ada yang mau jual singkong ke dia.

Di toko itu guwe ngelihat banyak banget gambar Roma Irama, Inul, Alam, dan Dewi Persik (waoooow). trus ada tulisan gede banget "MP3 50 LAGU Rp7.500,-" gile murah banget! bisa beli 4 lagu kalo yang asli!

Guwe : bang, abang yang jual singkong tadi ya?
Abang : singkong apaan?
Guwe : kok namanya sama-sama Abang?
Abang : Lu aja yang manggil guwe gitu! #$@^%$!@
Guwe : bang ada kasetnya Linkin Park yang Meteora gak?
Abang : ada, mau beli berapa?
Guwe : ya satu bang!

Setelah guwe nerima tuh kaset guwe lihat-lihat dulu, ada gambarnya JUPE apa gak ya. Trus guwe nyobain tuh kaset dan ngebayar ke Abangnya.

Nyampe di rumah, guwe ama kakak guwe mainin tuh kaset. pertama-tama kami mandiin biar bersih trus dikasih lotion biar wangi (goblok kan?). Abis itu dimasukin ke tape dan....... Keren bangets, bunyinya ultrasonik sampe guwe gak bisa ngedengerin. Gila banget deh tuh Abang, Guwe sumpahin Alat kelaminnya dikebiri, tapi kalo dia bencong mendingan disumpahin badannya belang ijo item.

Emang gila pembajakan di Indonesia tercinta ini, gak peduli hutan, laut, CD, kaset, bahkan Sambel bajak. Ngapain sih Orang-orang itu ngebajak kan udah ada FOSS (Free/Open Source Software) kalo gak salah. Malu banget gitu kalo nge-bajak barang, bisa2 disumpahin orang kayak sumpah serapah guwe tadi. Kayaknya guwe bakalan Bangga banget deh kalo sekolah guwe SMAN 11 SBY, bisa meng-install software ini. Gratis gitu loh!

Ingak-ingak, FOSS terobosan hebat dan bagus buat kesehatan. bila sakit berlanjut, hubungi dokter. Selain itu juga bagus banget buat kita2 sebagai generasi muda penerus bapak kita masing2. Gak usah bangsa, bangsa indonesia yang lain kan sibuk nge-bajak.

Dukung bajak, meskipun bajak itu pedas, Sambal Bajak. Go Bajak Go!!!!

Udahan ya, guwe mau ngopy mP3 temen guwe. Daahh. Muach

blog baru telah tiba!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 09:10:00 +0000

hello guys!! gw baru aza nyoba blog baru di wordpress. and ternyata berhasil dengan kurang sukses. isinya sih cuman masih sangat sedikit, jadi do'ain supaya isinya tambah banyak and menarik bwat dilihat and dibaca. tapi kalo cuman kirim do'a sih kayaknya kurang manjur, jadi kalian juga harus bantu menjadi "manusia cakep" (lihat di blog baru!) dengan cara ketik http://usumewongedan.wordpress.com

. Tapi jangan takut kehilangan blog bokep-ku, karna blog BOKEP ini masih ada dan sama bagusnya. keep smile be happy be bitch!!

wafatnya sang fenomenal

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 06:10:00 +0000

Pak harto, begitulah orang-orang akrab memanggilnya. sang jendral besar yang selalu tersenyum itu telah punah. jatuh dari singgasananya dan masih juga ditempa banyak krisis kesehatan.

presiden no. 2 republik indonesia yang sangat berjasa bagi pembangunan nasional bahkan dunia pun mengakuinya. beliau sangat disegani dan dihormati oleh semua kalangan.

tetapi, banyak para politikus memang tidak punya rasa terima kasih. sudah disejahterahkan malah menjatuhkan. padahal

telah banyak pihak yang mengetahui kalau yang berbuat korupsi adalah para keluarga Soeharto dan para menteri atau kroni-kroninya.

coba kita bandingkan. anak Pak karno selalu terkenal baik, tapi anak Pak harto selalu terkenal buruk. contohnya Tommy yang selalu keluar masuk penjara dan Bambang yang selalu menghebohkan berita gossip.

Tapi apa guna. sang jendral besar telah tiada. tak ada lagi yang bersuara. semoga amal kebaikannya diterima oleh Tuhan. Amieen

happy new year

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:01:00 +0000

happy new year kuucapkan buat seluruh bangsa di dunia, kecuali penghuni planet zoog. selamat buat semuanya semoga semakin rusak dan semakin parah.

mari ucapkan permintaan. semoga tak dapat dikabulkan. kalau aku akan minta agar seluruh wanita seperti NANDYA

datang kerumahku dan bersedia melayaniku. ada yang masak, mencuci, dan hal penting lainnya yang mampu membuat para lelaki bahagia.

semoga hal diatas dapat tercapai. do'akan juga agar nandya jadi istriku, dan dihindarkan dari kebejatan DJATI. AMIEEEN

idhul adha bahagia

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:27:00 +0000

adhul adha di bandarejo (kampoeng gue) asyik banget lho, gimana gak asyik kalau sholat ditengah sejuknya udara pagi ditemani suara sapi yang akan mati. ditambah pula bakal banyak daging sapi.

acara idul adha dimulai pada pukul 6 pagi. dengan imam yang berasal dari negeri antah-berantah.

semua jamaah yang hadir sangat khusyuk, kecuali anak-anak yanag baru brumur 1-5 tahun yang asyik menusuk-nusuk (maaf) anus sapi dan kambing sambil berkata "hei, telek'e metu akeh"(hai, kotorannya keluar banyak). walaupun saya juga terlihat tidak khusyuk karena saya mendengar sedikit perkataan yang agak kurang sopan banget. tapi begitulah acara adhul adha yang berakhir bahagia. apa sapinya juga?

n.b: keluarga sapi sudah menerimanya dengan ikhlas.

game online=boros?

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:07:00 +0000

Banyak para orang tua berpikiran bahwa anak-anak zaman sekarang tidak niat untuk sekolah. Mereka beralasan karena anak-anak mereka lebih sering pergi bermain ke game-game online daripada belajar atau melakukan hal lainnya.

Apabila orang-orang tua mengatakan game online kurang bermanfaat dan boros, itu salah. Game online mampu meningkatkan kemampuan persaingan mereka (anak-anak) serta game online juga tidak boros, melainkan mereka mengeluarkan uang untuk keperluan mereka bukan untuk dibuang-buang di pinggiran jalan.

Sehingga orang tua tidak pantas melarang anak-anak mereka untuk bermain di game online. Merdeka GAME!!!!!!!

virus jahanam lab smaxi

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:04:00 +0000

sebelumnya saya mohon maaf sebesar-besarnya kepada seluruh pihak yang merasa marah ataupun tersinggung setelah membaca judul artikel kali ini. karena aku nggak peduli.

judul virus jahanam saya berikan kepada kandidat yang paling pas yaitu virus yang menggerogoti rumus html blog yang sedang sign in.

hal yang sangat menjengkelkan buat para blogger indonesia adalah rusaknya blog mereka karena hal yang sama dengan saya. pasti mereka ada yang mengatakan "jangkrek wis nggae blog soro-soro rusak!"(n.b.: "sialan sudah buat blog susah-suah' RUSAK')

saran buat guru2 dan pihak yang bersangkutan dengan lab komputer sekolah(smaxi) tolong jaga para komputer. obati mereka jika mereka sakit karena virus. jangan hanya bisa memakai dong.!

salam blogger.