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Marriage...

2009-09-22T20:55:00.001-07:00

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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Nora - The piano playing cat.

2009-09-22T20:34:00.001-07:00

She really seems to enjoy music. More videos of Nora on this youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/burnellyow

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Holographic Water Monster In Tokyo Bay

2008-09-02T12:45:00.001-07:00

To promote a monster movie, Sony Pictures installed a holographic rig in Tokyo Bay that projects the monster onto a haze of water. What you're seeing in the video wasn't added after the fact—that's actually what it looks like in real life.
The feat uses a water screen (carefully sprayed water jet) and exact light projections to create a giant pseudo-3-D Loch Ness "Water Horse" monster in the bay.
Really a well done piece of advertising and technological demonstrative achievement.

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Tobias - the next hit singer in Germany.

2008-06-30T11:12:00.001-07:00

This kid must be possessed. The video bellow is from a German TV show similar to "Britain's got talent" called "Deutschland sucht den Superstar". At one point I thought he'll throw up...

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Shampoo needed.

2008-06-30T08:55:00.001-07:00

This is the filthiest hair I've seen in my life. Bum or no bum this is just sick.

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It's Goofy Time.

2008-06-30T03:38:00.001-07:00

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Black ball is stubborn.

2008-06-28T12:18:00.001-07:00

Or maybe there are some gremlins dwelling in the table.

Bila neagra
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I Has A Bucket.

2008-06-28T11:36:00.001-07:00

Source: http://www.ihasabucket.com/

Video version:

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Amazing aquariums.

2008-05-19T14:53:00.001-07:00

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5th Gear BMW 130i vs VW r32 showdown.

2008-05-19T14:05:00.001-07:00

I think, in the end, the R32 is a better car for the money, although compared to the BMW it's design is boring.

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Sinaf Insurance Ad.

2008-05-19T13:55:00.001-07:00

This one is quite morbid, but it's still funny.

Asigurarile Sinaf
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Do you know what I'm doing ?

2008-04-25T15:54:00.001-07:00

A beautfiul woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says "Do you know what I am doing?"
She replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities."
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breats. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer."
Finally, he tells he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies "Yes, getting herpies. That's why I am here."

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Funny Swiss overweight awareness ad.

2008-04-25T15:50:00.001-07:00

An original an interesting idea.

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France's "Golden girl"

2008-04-25T15:07:00.001-07:00

An embarrassing moment for her.

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The Half Ton Man.

2008-04-25T14:31:00.001-07:00

This documentary is about the 1,000 LB man (453.59237 kilograms). They had to tare down the wall of the house to get him out. He weights as much as five baby elephants !!! How can somebody be so fat ? Amazing.

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He's a lucky one.

2008-04-25T13:53:00.001-07:00

That's one of the most terrifying thing that can happen to someone on the slopes.

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

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Nice shoes.

2008-04-25T13:41:00.001-07:00

Love the color.

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Amazing tin can art.

2008-04-24T17:09:00.001-07:00

Some random tin can art pictures which I've found scattered all over the net and a video from a Redbull tin can art exhibition. Hope you like them.

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10 suggestions for guys while playing golf or taking a leak.

2008-04-24T15:19:00.001-07:00

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick backswing.
5. Stay our of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please!... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

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SEAT Ibiza - Rituals ad.

2008-04-24T14:28:00.001-07:00

This is one of the ads for the Ibiza MK III.

This year the MKIII generation will be replaced by the new Ibiza which you can see in the video below:

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Funny gymnastics commentary

2008-04-24T14:15:00.001-07:00

This guy seems to be a jerk, but non the less a funny one.

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Airports infrared can be hilarious.

2008-04-24T13:56:00.001-07:00

Take for example the video shown below. Even if it's quiet it can be seen.

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Outside - The new mmorpg.

2008-04-24T13:51:00.001-07:00

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The mailman's last day.

2008-04-18T15:43:00.001-07:00

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well, she said, last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar."

The blonde then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

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Compensation.

2008-04-18T15:24:00.001-07:00

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