Goddamn Kids

Non Facias Malum Ut Inde Fiat Bonum - 405a

2012-07-19T11:09:00.002-04:00

Auribus Teneo Lupum - 404b

2012-07-19T11:03:00.001-04:00

Agere Sequitur Credere - 404a

2012-07-13T13:40:00.002-04:00

Bono Malum Superate - 403b

2012-07-13T13:28:00.001-04:00

Haec Olim Meminisse Luvabit - 403a

2012-07-12T19:57:00.001-04:00

Ubi Bene Ibi Patria - 402b

2012-07-12T19:31:00.001-04:00

Peccavi ( :3=

Collige Virgo Rosas

2012-06-29T12:37:00.002-04:00

I will be returning to tend to the site within the week. Thank you all for your patience, I apologize for the lack of work done by the interim caretaker, and I will try to get all of the new episodes up as soon as I can and then replace the missing old ones. In the meantime, enjoy your summers and I will 'see' you all soon! ( :3=

Pax Vobiscum

2012-05-05T14:53:00.001-04:00

Attention all Goddamn Readers: First of all thanks for your continued support! Over the next few weeks posting may be sporadic due to the fact I am traveling and may not be near a computer for quite some time. Please be patient, arrangements will be made and someone will be handling my duties until I return. Have a wonderful summer those of you in the world lucky enough to be entering that season! ( :3=

Ubi Amor, Ibi Dolor

2012-04-21T12:43:00.001-04:00

De Nobis Fabula Narratur

2012-04-13T15:28:00.000-04:00

Sunt Pueri Pueri, Pueri Puerilia Tractant

2012-04-05T01:01:00.000-04:00

Si Vis Amari Ama

2012-02-14T20:46:00.001-05:00

Malo Periculosam Libertatem Quam Quietum Servitium

2012-02-07T14:59:00.001-05:00

Aut Inveniam Viam Aut Faciam

2012-01-31T14:01:00.000-05:00

Memento Mori

2012-01-27T21:36:00.000-05:00

We Few, We Happy Few...

2012-01-19T17:41:00.000-05:00

As many of you may have heard, Megaupload, the main source of these goddamn videos, has been seized and shutdown by U.S. officials. In light of this, the future of Goddamn Kids has yet to be decided.

When I decided to set up Goddamn Kids, I did so with the intent to spread my love of Adventure Time to all those who may not have access or exposure to the show. A huge fan of the original pilot, I was ecstatic to hear that it was being picked up several years later as a program, and I wasn't disappointed as they rolled out episode after fantastic episode, chock full of the same chaos, passion, and sincerity that made the pilot so wonderful. Even so, few people knew of it, and so I spread the word in both the digital and physical realms, watched and listened, and slowly but surely the view count grew, the name slipping into conversations I would overhear in the street. I have had a unique view into the growth of this show, and for that I am thankful.

I would like to take a moment to thank all of you, my goddamn viewers, especially the goddamn members. YOU are the reason I post these videos, and I hope you have enjoyed - and will continue to enjoy - them as much as I have.

The internet is a strange and wonderful place, and ingrained as it is in our cultures and societies, we must remember it is still young. A surly teenage internet maelstrom, we have seen it topple governments, cradle the distressed, and influence the world in ways a person thirty years ago could not imagine. There are those that wish to see it chained and controlled, so I implore you to fight for internet neutrality, and help keep the internet the open blossom of digital humanity it is.

Que Sera, Sera.

Your Flippered Friend,

Uncle Tusky
( :3=

Adventure Time - 37b - Paper Pete

2012-01-17T08:19:00.000-05:00

Finn and the Pagelings defend the books of the library.

2011-12-20T01:40:00.002-05:00

This Horse Is Wack

It's Got Poo Brain

Adventure Time - 37a - Marceline's Closet

2011-12-13T17:18:00.000-05:00

Finn and Jake hide from Marceline in her own closet.

Adventure time - 36 - Holly Jolly Secrets

2011-12-06T10:40:00.001-05:00

Holiday Special: Finn and Jake stumble across the Ice King’s video diary and look to uncover his secrets.

Adventure Time - 35b - The New Frontier

2011-11-29T12:32:00.001-05:00

After Jake has a prophetic "croak dream" showing his death, he goes to make sure it happens.
Guest Voice: Weird Al Yankovic as the Banana Man

Adventure Time - 35a - Thank You

2011-11-29T12:30:00.001-05:00

Thanksgiving Special: A Snow Golem and a Firewolf strike up a strange friendship as Finn and Jake battle through Ice King's "impenetrable armour".

Adventure Time - 34b - Jake vs. Me-Mow

2011-11-22T11:05:00.001-05:00

A small cat and assassin named Me-Mow blackmails Jake to kill Wild Berry Princess by hiding in his nose and threatening to inject him with poison if he doesn't.
Guest Voice: Kyla Rae Kowalewski as Me-Mow

Adventure Time - 34a - No One Can Hear You

2011-11-15T12:04:00.003-05:00

A deer breaks Finn's legs and kidnaps the people of Ooo, while Jake develops mental problems.

Adventure Time - 33b - Beautopia

2011-11-11T17:01:00.003-05:00

Susan Strong returns and she needs help from Finn and Jake to protect her home from "Glub-Glubs".