<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Gods of Thailand</title> <atom:link href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>https://www.godsofthailand.com</link> <description>The Real Mans Travel Guide to Thailand</description> <lastBuildDate>Mon, 18 May 2026 15:42:59 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.32</generator> <item><title>5 Tips for Partying in Thailand Without Looking Like a Stupid Foreigner</title><link>https://www.godsofthailand.com/5-tips-partying-thailand-without-looking-like-stupid-foreigner/</link> <comments>https://www.godsofthailand.com/5-tips-partying-thailand-without-looking-like-stupid-foreigner/#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2026 15:42:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Gods of Thailand]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Bangkok Nightlife]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.godsofthailand.com/?p=7227</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Partying in a foreign country is often fun but can be quite different from what you are used to. Every country will have its own “rules” and “language” for its nightlife. Since you probably already stick out by looking white as a ghost, here are 7 tips to help you with Thailand’s nightlife: 1- Table... <a class="view-article" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/5-tips-partying-thailand-without-looking-like-stupid-foreigner/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/5-tips-partying-thailand-without-looking-like-stupid-foreigner/">5 Tips for Partying in Thailand Without Looking Like a Stupid Foreigner</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Partying in a foreign country is often fun but can be quite different from what you are used to. Every country will have its own “rules” and “language” for its nightlife.</p><p>Since you probably already stick out by looking white as a ghost, here are 7 tips to help you with Thailand’s nightlife:</p><h2>1- Table Location is Everything</h2><p>Because you won&#8217;t have multiple trips to the bar, you will be at your table all night so you don&#8217;t want to be in the back corridor, wedged between the toilets and the fire exit. A table with lots of other tables around ensures lots of chances to mingle. Get there early, reserve or give a tip.</p><p>Get a table near other tables with girls. A lot of the time, when you are partying in Bangkok the girls you meet will be the ones with tables right next to you.</p><h2>2- Dress Up</h2><p>There are many high-end clubs where stern-faced bouncers won&#8217;t let you in if you are in your backpacking gear. Don’t show up to a club wearing shorts and flip flps.</p><h2>3- Bottle Service is Standard</h2><p>Waiting to get served at the bar is only for Westerners. In Thailand, you get a bottle, a bucket of ice and some mixers at your table. No more &#8220;I&#8217;m just going to the bar. You want a drink?&#8221;</p><h2>4- Be Uncomfortable</h2><p>Don&#8217;t travel to the other side of the world just to go to Irish pubs. Yes you can find the food, drink and music that you know well, but why not have some different experiences? Travel will change you and open your mind to the extent that you feel uncomfortable.</p><h2>5- Pay The “Farang” Tax</h2><p>Thai’s will often get in the club for free while foreigners will have to pay cover. Don’t make a scene about this or you look even more like a loud, obnoxious foreigner.</p><p>This is just an extra “tax” for being a foreigner. Illegal in most countries, but expected in Thailand. Foreigners pay more.</p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/5-tips-partying-thailand-without-looking-like-stupid-foreigner/">5 Tips for Partying in Thailand Without Looking Like a Stupid Foreigner</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://www.godsofthailand.com/5-tips-partying-thailand-without-looking-like-stupid-foreigner/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Thailand Tip &#8211; Save Money by Using a Public Taxi in Bangkok Airport</title><link>https://www.godsofthailand.com/thailand-tip-save-money-by-using-public-taxi-in-bangkok-airport/</link> <comments>https://www.godsofthailand.com/thailand-tip-save-money-by-using-public-taxi-in-bangkok-airport/#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 13:54:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Gods of Thailand]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Tips & Advice]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kingsofthailand.com/?p=368</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>First time I came to Bangkok Thailand I got completely ripped off on my taxi at the airport.  Once I picked up my baggage and walked to the main lobby, I was overwhelmed by taxi drivers asking me if I need a ride.  I told them my hotel and they told me a price.  I... <a class="view-article" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/thailand-tip-save-money-by-using-public-taxi-in-bangkok-airport/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/thailand-tip-save-money-by-using-public-taxi-in-bangkok-airport/">Thailand Tip &#8211; Save Money by Using a Public Taxi in Bangkok Airport</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img src="http://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Save-Money-by-Using-a-Public-Taxi-in-Bangkok-Airport.jpg" alt="Save Money by Using a Public Taxi in Bangkok Airport" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1942" /></center></p><p>First time I came to Bangkok Thailand I got completely ripped off on my taxi at the airport.  Once I picked up my baggage and walked to the main lobby, I was overwhelmed by taxi drivers asking me if I need a ride.  I told them my hotel and they told me a price.  I did this a few times and the price ranged from 600 – 900 baht.  I eventually paid 600 baht and got a ride to my hotel.</p><p>The problem is, I paid 350 baht too much.</p><p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">This is what I should have done:<br /> </span>1-</strong> Ignored all those taxi drivers<br /> <strong>2- </strong>Go to floor 1 in the Bangkok Airport<br /> <strong>3-</strong> Follow the sign, “Public Taxi”<br /> <strong>4-</strong> Wait in the line for 2 minutes and you will be escorted to a public taxi</p><p>All public taxis charge by the meter.  There is a standard 35 baht surcharge for every taxi meter.  If you get the taxi at the airport, they add an extra 50 baht surcharge.  After that, all charges are based off the taxi meter.</p><p><em>(Note: If you use a public taxi, you will also need to pay the highway tolls which are about 30 baht from the airport.  However, you will save at least 300 baht by using the public taxi instead of the taxi vultures that prey on unsuspecting tourists.)</em></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/thailand-tip-save-money-by-using-public-taxi-in-bangkok-airport/">Thailand Tip &#8211; Save Money by Using a Public Taxi in Bangkok Airport</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://www.godsofthailand.com/thailand-tip-save-money-by-using-public-taxi-in-bangkok-airport/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>What Cities Should You Visit In Thailand?</title><link>https://www.godsofthailand.com/what-city-visit-thailand/</link> <comments>https://www.godsofthailand.com/what-city-visit-thailand/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 12:30:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Gods of Thailand]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Thailand]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Travel in Thailand]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.godsofthailand.com/?p=4438</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>This is one of those questions that there is no one right answer. Thailand is like one of those “Choose Your Own Adventure” books you used to read as a kid. This country really does have something for everyone. Cities Mentioned: Bangkok Pattaya Koh Samui Phuket Chiang Mai Koh Phi Phi Don Koh Tao Hua... <a class="view-article" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/what-city-visit-thailand/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/what-city-visit-thailand/">What Cities Should You Visit In Thailand?</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><iframe src="https://mapsengine.google.com/map/embed?mid=zjF3j4HIRr1I.kwPEi6WYEdsE" width="480" height="360"></iframe></p><p>This is one of those questions that there is no one right answer. Thailand is like one of those “Choose Your Own Adventure” books you used to read as a kid. This country really does have something for everyone.</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Cities Mentioned:</strong></span><br /> Bangkok<br /> Pattaya<br /> Koh Samui<br /> Phuket<br /> Chiang Mai<br /> Koh Phi Phi Don<br /> Koh Tao<br /> Hua Hin<br /> Koh Chang</p><p>Below is my brief pros and cons guide for each major city in Thailand:</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Bangkok:</span></h2><p>The capital of Thailand which is where you can find almost anything…excluding beautiful beaches.</p><p>If you want to party in nice clubs, stay in Bangkok. The most beautiful “good girls” with college education can be found in Bangkok.</p><p>We have written extensively about why Bangkok is amazing. <a href="http://www.godsofthailand.com/category/bangkok-thailand/">Click this link for more information about Bangkok:</a></p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Pattaya:</span></h2><p>This city is built for one thing and one thing only, and this is “whoring”. Pattaya is the city that you will find the hottest hookers in Thailand and often at the best prices.</p><p>The beach sucks, but there are some neighboring islands that have nice beaches.</p><p>If there were a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah, Pattaya would be it.</p><p><a href="http://www.godsofthailand.com/category/pattaya-thailand/">Click here for more information about Pattaya</a></p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Koh Samui:</span></h2><p>I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for this place after calling it home for years. Samui has beautiful beaches and some decent nightlife.</p><p>The women are…okay. There are a couple handle fulls of very attractive Thai girls on Samui while the rest are considered okay by Bangkok standards.</p><p><a href="http://www.godsofthailand.com/category/koh-samui-thailand/">Click here for more information about Koh Samui</a></p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Phuket:</span></h2><p>Like a cross of Bangkok, Pattaya, and Samui. Phuket and some nice beaches. Although it is officially an island, you will not get the feel of being on island. Phuket comes across as a big, busy, noisy, and dirty city.</p><p>The women are pretty good looking, third to Bangkok and Pattaya. Bangla road is the main nightlife hub.</p><p><a href="http://www.godsofthailand.com/category/phuket-thailand/">Click here for more information about Phuket</a></p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Chiang Mai:</span></h2><p>It’s no secret that I’m not a big fan of living in Chiang Mai, but it’s worth a visit or two. People visit and stay in Chiang Mai for two reason:</p><p>1- It’s the cheapest major city in Thailand to live in.</p><p>2- Thai culture. Things move slower in Chiang Mai and you get a much more traditional Thai experience when living here. Which can either be a good or bad thing.</p><p>Chiang Mai is great place to check out some temples, visit the mountain city of Pai, and to take an elephant or jungle tour.</p><p><a href="http://www.godsofthailand.com/category/chiang-mai-thailand/">Click here for more information about Chiang Mai</a></p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Koh Phi Phi Don:</span></h2><p>One of my favorite places in Thailand. This small island doesn’t allow cars or motorbikes. The beaches and scenery will remind you of Hawaii, and the beach parties are awesome if you are in your 20’s and 30’s. This is one of my highest recommended pit stops for a couple nights.</p><p>One of the best places in Thailand to hook up with foreign girls from around the world.</p><p><a href="http://www.godsofthailand.com/category/thailand-phi-phi-islands/">Click here for more information about Koh Phi Phi Don</a></p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Koh Phangan (Full Moon Party):</span></h2><p>Describing the Full Moon Party could never do it justice. This is one of those things you must experience to fully appreciate. Imagine 10,000+ people partying on the beautiful beaches of Koh Phangan having the time of their lives with a combination of drinking, drugs, dancing, and fucking.</p><p>Also, a nice place to relax between the Full Moon Parties. Not a great selection of Thai women, get a great place to take a Thai girl to or pick up foreign girls.</p><p>Click here for more information about Koh Phangan</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Koh Tao:</span></h2><p>This island pumps out more open water certified divers than any other location in the world. And for good reason too. The three day classes are cheap, (about 300usd including lodging) and the instructors are awesome. Not to mention, the diving locations are absolutely breathtaking. If you are lucky, you may even see a whale shark.</p><p>Great nightlife partying with other foreigners. Don’t come here to pick up Thai girls.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Hua Hin</span></h2><p>If you are just visiting Thailand, I recommend skipping Hua Hin. The beaches are merely “okay” when compared other places in Thailand and the nightlife consists of unimpressive hooker bars.</p><p>I’ll only go to Hua Hin for three reasons.</p><p><strong>1-</strong> If I’m living in Bangkok and want to take a girl to an “okay” beach for a couple nights.<br /> <strong>2-</strong> Go golfing<br /> <strong>3-</strong> Kitesurfing. This is the best place in Thailand to do Kitesurfing</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Koh Chang</span></h2><p>If you are looking for awesome non-exploited beaches in Thailand, Koh Chang is the place for you. This isn’t a place you go to as a solo traveler looking to pick up women. But if you want to have a great time relaxing on the beach with amazing snorkeling, then you should come here.</p><p>This a very family friendly place. So if you are traveling with children, consider taking a pit stop in Koh Chang.</p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/what-city-visit-thailand/">What Cities Should You Visit In Thailand?</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://www.godsofthailand.com/what-city-visit-thailand/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Is Thailand Dangerous To Visit?</title><link>https://www.godsofthailand.com/is-thailand-dangerous-to-visit/</link> <comments>https://www.godsofthailand.com/is-thailand-dangerous-to-visit/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 04:36:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Gods of Thailand]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Thailand]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kingsofthailand.com/?p=3052</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Short Answer: No! Long Answer: Keep Reading… Years ago when I first considered visiting Thailand, I knew nothing about it.  All I knew is that it was far away, a dangerous third world country, and where Muay Thai kickboxing was born. The mainstream media has countless books, websites, and movies available that display Thailand to... <a class="view-article" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/is-thailand-dangerous-to-visit/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/is-thailand-dangerous-to-visit/">Is Thailand Dangerous To Visit?</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img src="http://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/is-thailand-dangerous.jpg" alt="is thailand dangerous" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3054" /></center></p><p>Short Answer: <strong>No!</strong></p><p>Long Answer: Keep Reading…</p><p>Years ago when I first considered visiting Thailand, I knew nothing about it.  All I knew is that it was far away, a dangerous third world country, and where Muay Thai kickboxing was born.</p><p>The mainstream media has countless books, websites, and movies available that display Thailand to be dark and dangerous on so many counts.</p><p>But the truth couldn&#8217;t be further from that.</p><p>Can Thailand be dangerous?  Yes it can.  But is it any more dangerous than any other country???</p><p>I don’t believe so.  Not by a long shot.</p><p>Let’s look at a few examples:</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Partying at a Night Club</span></h2><p>USA – I’ll see about 2 or 3 fights every night at a single nightclub.</p><p>Thailand- I’ll see one fight every 2 – 4 weeks.</p><p><em>Reason Why</em>: I believe that there are more fights in USA nightclubs than Thailand nightclubs because sex is so much more difficult to attain in USA.</p><p>Most of the fights in the States happen for two reasons:</p><ol><li>A man’s ego was hurt due to a woman shutting him down, so he gets stupidly drunk and starts picking a fight to show how tough he is.</li><li>The boyfriend gets pissed off because his girlfriend is getting hit on by guys.  So he must “assert” his authority.</li></ol><p>Because sex and women is so easy to attain in Thailand, this isn’t nearly as big of an issue as it is in western countries.  A simple case of supply and demand.  There is a higher ratio of attractive and willing women in Thailand.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Walking Around Alone At Night</span></h2><p>Try walking alone in downtown Los Angeles or New York.  How do you feel?  Try walking alone in downtown Bangkok at 4am and you’ll know what I mean.  At no point will you ever feel threatened.  If fact, I’ve seen people passed out drunk on the side of the road in Bangkok and woke up hours later with neither being robbed or messed with in any way.</p><p>Try doing that inside any major city in America.  I’ve felt safer walking down the streets in Bangkok than I have in any other major city in the world.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Drunk Driving:</span></h2><p>How often have you driven drunk in the United States or Europe?  Me, it’s quite a bit.  How often have I driven drunk in Bangkok?  Zero.</p><p>Why??? Taxis are so fucking cheap in Bangkok and can be found everywhere.  There is no reason for you to ever drive drunk in Bangkok.</p><p>I can’t say that for the United States.  Taking a taxi in Los Angeles often costs me 100usd.  Because of this, I’ve risked driving more times than I should.  And I have a feeling I’m not alone in this.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">Police:</span></h2><p>Without a shadow of doubt, the police are much more competent in the United States and Europe.  However, situations where you need the police help is rare in Thailand.</p><p>Stay away from Patpong Road in Bangkok, and you won’t be scammed.</p><p>Don’t start a fight with Thai guys, and you won’t have a huge brawl on your hands.</p><p>Don’t buy drugs, and you won’t have to worry about jail time.</p><p>Besides those situations, there is a 99.9% change that you won’t ever need to talk to a police officer.</p><p>(If for some reason you do have trouble, talk with the “tourist police”, not the local police.  The tourist police are at least half way competent.)</p><p>&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;</p><p>To fully answer this question for yourself, you’ll just need to take the plunged and come to Thailand.  This is one of the things in that life that you can’t just read about, you need to find the answer for yourself.</p><p><iframe src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PV8UDPVX7KU?rel=0" width="560" height="315" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/is-thailand-dangerous-to-visit/">Is Thailand Dangerous To Visit?</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://www.godsofthailand.com/is-thailand-dangerous-to-visit/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Nightlife, Party Life, and the Women of Bangkok Thailand</title><link>https://www.godsofthailand.com/nightlife-party-life-and-the-women-of-bangkok-thailand/</link> <comments>https://www.godsofthailand.com/nightlife-party-life-and-the-women-of-bangkok-thailand/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 08:40:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Gods of Thailand]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Bangkok]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Bangkok Nightlife]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kingsofthailand.com/?p=463</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>The capitol of Thailand features some of the best nightlife in the world.  Every night of the week you’ll find clubs packed with beautiful Thai women. No matter the type of Thai girl you like, you’ll never run out of options in this city.  In fact, your biggest problem will be deciding if you want... <a class="view-article" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/nightlife-party-life-and-the-women-of-bangkok-thailand/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/nightlife-party-life-and-the-women-of-bangkok-thailand/">Nightlife, Party Life, and the Women of Bangkok Thailand</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-464" title="Party Life Bangkok Thailand" src="http://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Bangkok-Party.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="264" /></p><p>The capitol of Thailand features some of the best nightlife in the world.  Every night of the week you’ll find clubs packed with beautiful Thai women.</p><p>No matter the type of Thai girl you like, you’ll never run out of options in this city.  In fact, your biggest problem will be deciding if you want to go home alone or not&#8230;</p><p>The Main Types of Women in Bangkok and Where to Find Them:</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">1- Good Girls</span></h2><p>In Bangkok you’ll find the biggest supply of good girls that Thailand has to offer.  If you go to the right clubs, over 75% of the women will be students or have a regular day job.</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Where to find Good Girls in Bangkok:</span><br /> &#8211; RCA (Royal City Avenue)<br /> &#8211; Demo / Funky<br /> &#8211; Scratch Dog</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">2- Freelance Girls</span></h2><p>As with all places in Thailand, you’ll have many freelance girls hanging around the clubs.  One thing that separates Bangkok from most other places in Thailand is that most of the freelance girls will go home with you at no cost.  Just play it right.</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Where to find Freelance Girls in Bangkok:</span><br /> &#8211; Q Bar<br /> &#8211; Insomnia<br /> &#8211; Climax<br /> &#8211; Bossy Club<br /> &#8211; Spicy<br /> &#8211; Bed Super Club<br /> &#8211; Narz<br /> &#8211; (Just about any club that foreigners go to)</p><h2><span id="more-463"></span><br /> <span style="color: #993300;">3- Bar Girls / GoGo Dancers</span></h2><p>Love bar girls and stripers who dance for your entertainment?  If so, then Bangkok is the place for you.</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Where to go for Bar Girls and GoGo Dancers in Bangkok:</span><br /> &#8211; Nana Plaza (Like a 3 story outdoor mall full of GoGo bars)<br /> &#8211; Soi Cowboy (An entire street dedicated dancing women)<br /> &#8211; Patpong Road – Home of the Pussy Show</p><p><em>(Warning: Patpong Road is a tourist trap.  They are known for conning tourists by offering free entrance, then not letting them leave without paying 1,000 baht for a drink.  Many of my friends, including myself have been screwed by multiple places on Patpong Road.  Go to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy instead.)</em></p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">4- Foreign Girls</span></h2><p>Bangkok is not the best place to go for foreign girls.  However, they can still be found around the major tourist areas.</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Where to go for Foreign Girls in Bangkok:<br /> </span>&#8211; Khao San Road (Most bars or clubs along this road.  Beware though, this road is crawling with lady boys)<br /> &#8211; Day time.  If you like foreign girls, it’s best to meet them during the day and set up a meeting later that night.  Foreign girls can always be found near shopping centers.  Start with MBK and Khao San Road.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">5- Working and Massage Girls</span></h2><p>There are plenty of Gentlemen’s Clubs and body massage places throughout Bangkok.  Annies Body Massage is a good place to start out your night.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">6- High Society Girls</span></h2><p>You will probably never encounter these girls unless you speak fluent Thai and/or are connected with powerful Thai people.  As noted in: <a href="http://www.godsofthailand.com/girls/" target="_blank">4 Types of Thai Girls</a>, these girls either come from very wealthy families, popular movie stars, or are royalty.  Your only way in is through association with well connected Thais.</p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Where to go:</span><br /> &#8211; Upscale Thai parties and gatherings<br /> &#8211; Occasionally Demo or Funky in the VIP areas</p><p><strong>Put on a shirt, a nice pair of shoes, and grab a package of condoms.  Because tonight in Bangkok is your time to be the King!</strong></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/nightlife-party-life-and-the-women-of-bangkok-thailand/">Nightlife, Party Life, and the Women of Bangkok Thailand</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://www.godsofthailand.com/nightlife-party-life-and-the-women-of-bangkok-thailand/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>11 Reasons Living in Thailand is Awesome!</title><link>https://www.godsofthailand.com/11-reasons-living-in-thailand-is-awesome/</link> <comments>https://www.godsofthailand.com/11-reasons-living-in-thailand-is-awesome/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 08:12:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Gods of Thailand]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Guest Posts]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Living in Thailand]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Thailand]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.godsofthailand.com/?p=4191</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Below is a guest post written by Thomas Tanner, author of, “The Amazing Stories of Tom in Thailand”. He is 45 years old and currently lives in Thailand. More information about Tom and his book can be found at the end of this article. &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; Just like in the... <a class="view-article" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/11-reasons-living-in-thailand-is-awesome/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/11-reasons-living-in-thailand-is-awesome/">11 Reasons Living in Thailand is Awesome!</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img src="http://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Living-in-thailand-awesome.jpg" alt="why Living in thailand awesome" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4198" /></center></p><p>Below is a guest post written by Thomas Tanner, author of, “The Amazing Stories of Tom in Thailand”. He is 45 years old and currently lives in Thailand. More information about Tom and his book can be found at the end of this article.</p><p>&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;</p><p>Just like in the mockumentary, “This is Spinal Tap”, I want to make a case for how Thailand goes to 11, as it’s at least “one better” than all other countries. I challenge anyone to name a country that has all 11 of the positive traits that Thailand has.</p><p><strong>Here are the top 11 reasons for living in Thailand:</strong></p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">1. Weather</span></h2><p>Thailand is either warm, hot, or hotter n’hell. While some people may say that Thailand’s hot climate is a negative, I think it’s a positive. Where else can you ride on motorbikes while wearing sandals, shorts and a t-shirt with a hot babe in a skirt sitting behind you almost 365 days a year? Rarely do you see the sexy creatures of Thailand all bundled up because it’s almost never cold. And that’s great, because concealing these beauties would be the equivalent to displaying the Mona Lisa in a root cellar.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">2. Women</span></h2><p>It is my opinion, and it may or may not be mine alone; Thailand has an abundance of very beautiful women, and I find them to be prettier, as whole, than American women. Not only are many of the women here stunning, they will usually talk to you and not turn their nose up and whisk themselves away like many of the beautiful women do in the west.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">3. Social</span></h2><p>Nearly everything in the Thai culture is a big social event. Eating, shopping, going out at night; it’s all a big social ordeal here. You’ll likely never see a Thai person alone in a restaurant or bar, as socializing at all cost is embedded in their DNA. The atmosphere in all of the Thai cities I’ve visited is lively because of this.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">4. Food</span></h2><p>Thai food is the best with an unequaled array of zesty foods that tend to be healthy.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">5. Freedom</span></h2><p>I don’t know if Thailand is the free-ist country in the world or not, but it’s certainly many times freer than America, as well as probably every other country in the west. It’s goofy that you’re required to wear a helmet while riding a motorbike (enforced lightly), or that you can’t buy beer between 2pm and 5pm (at the 7-11’s at least), but the overall sense of freedom and lack of regulations found here is unrivaled.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">6. Cost</span></h2><p>Where else you can you have three meals, a fancy coffee and a large beer for $12? Where else can you rent a luxurious apartment or a three bedroom house for less than $300? The cost vary depending on what region of Thailand that you want to call home, but Thailand is one the most affordable countries to live in the world that has modern amenities: good roads, WiFi, clean public toilets (okay, the last one is bullshit).</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">7. Service</span></h2><p>Thai people, at least here in Chiang Mai, are usually very accommodating, and most go out of their way to help you. The service is not always Candied Skittles and Sunshine, but overall the service is fantastic with a smile to reinforce why most people like it here so much.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">8. Nightlife/Things To Do</span></h2><p>The town that I used to live in in Washington State closed down at midnight. In Thailand, every night can be an extended Friday night if you want, and there’s always something to do or a festival to attend.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">9. People</span></h2><p>I rarely read about how non-aggressive the Thai people are, but I find them to be very peaceful as a whole. Unless a Thai is desperate and very intoxicated, it’s pretty rare for them to commit acts of violence, as being passive and non-confrontational is part of the Buddhists culture. It’s evident that America is basically a thug-culture, unfortunately. The “hero’s” that the youth tend to idolize are usually from the NFL (No Felon Left-behind), and the video games bought are thug related. Grand Theft Auto V, the record-breaking sales phenomenon, is a perfect example.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">10. Health care</span></h2><p>Thailand has affordable, modern health care. American as well as other western governments tout that their healthcare is the greatest, but that’s a misnomer. Never is a mention of how inefficient and expensive it is. And American’s have a train wreck coming their way, known as Obamacare, which will likely make their healthcare system even worse.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">11. Massages</span></h2><p>Have you ever heard of getting a good, Korean massage? Or a relaxing Uruguayan massage? Thai massages are the best and most famous of any country. Not only can a one-hour Thai massage be had for $5 (in Chiang Mai), it’s healthy and gives you energy for hours afterwards. Of course there are oil massage options, as well as “special” massages in many parlors– whatever type of massage tickles your fancy, you can find it in Thailand.</p><p>&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;</p><p>Tom has written an informative and entertaining book about Thailand. It has been recommended that every Thailand newbie should read it before visiting, and every person who likes a good “travel yarn” will find it to be a page-turner. It’s titled: The Amazing Stories of Tom in Thailand. <a href="http://www.gatewaytothailand.club/" target="_blank">Click here to preview for free or to download</a></p><p><iframe src="//www.youtube.com/embed/mxkzzCS7HjQ?rel=0" width="560" height="315" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen"></iframe></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/11-reasons-living-in-thailand-is-awesome/">11 Reasons Living in Thailand is Awesome!</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://www.godsofthailand.com/11-reasons-living-in-thailand-is-awesome/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>7</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Sex Guide &#8211; How to Meet and Sleep with College Girls in Thailand</title><link>https://www.godsofthailand.com/sex-guide-college-girls-in-thailand/</link> <comments>https://www.godsofthailand.com/sex-guide-college-girls-in-thailand/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 20:26:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Gods of Thailand]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Adult Content]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Bangkok]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sex in Thailand]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Thai Girls]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.godsofthailand.com/?p=6417</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>I’ll tell you guys, I ABSOLUTELY love Thai girls between the ages of 18 and 23.  And because of this, I am a master when it comes to meeting Thai university girls.  They are sexy, young, and I love the school uniform they have to wear…inside and outside of the bedroom. If you know where... <a class="view-article" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/sex-guide-college-girls-in-thailand/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/sex-guide-college-girls-in-thailand/">Sex Guide &#8211; How to Meet and Sleep with College Girls in Thailand</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img class="size-full wp-image-6420 aligncenter" src="http://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Sex-Guide-How-to-Meet-and-Sleep-with-College-Girls-in-Thailand.jpg" alt="Sex Guide - How to Meet and Sleep with College Girls in Thailand" /></center>I’ll tell you guys, I <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>ABSOLUTELY</strong></span> love Thai girls between the ages of 18 and 23.  And because of this, I am a master when it comes to meeting Thai university girls.  They are sexy, young, and I love the school uniform they have to wear…inside and outside of the bedroom.</p><p>If you know where <strong>AND</strong> how to meet these girls, you will never have to worry about being alone in Thailand.</p><p>So here we go, this is the Gods of Thailand guide for meeting sexy Thai university girls in Thailand&#8230;without needing to know one word of Thai:</p><h2>#1 Online Dating</h2><p>I’ll be honest, the older I get, the lazier I am when it comes meeting Thai girls.  This doesn’t mean I’m any less effective at “pulling college pussy”, it just means that I’m more efficient.</p><p>The fact of the matter is, by paying $30 a month to the top two online dating websites in Thailand, you are guaranteed to meet college girls. (As I and many of our readers can attest to.)</p><p>If you are spending at least a week in Thailand and sign up to <a href="http://www.thaifriendly.com/?ai=459&amp;cid=4" target="_blank">Thai Friendly</a> or <a href="http://cupidlinks.com/?a=122300&amp;c=314&amp;p=r&amp;s1=" target="_blank">Thai Cupid</a>, you can <strong>EASILY</strong> sleep with at least two college girls.</p><p>Narrow down by the age you want, send the same message to each girl with a “slight variation”, wait for the response, get the girl on Line / Phone Number / Skype info, video call to make sure she looks good, and then set up the date.</p><p><strong>It really is that easy!  </strong></p><p><a href="http://www.thaifriendly.com/?ai=459&amp;cid=4" target="_blank">Click here to sign up with Thai Friendly for free</a></p><p><a href="http://cupidlinks.com/?a=122300&amp;c=314&amp;p=r&amp;s1=" target="_blank">Click here to sign up with Thai Cupid for free</a></p><h2>#2 Khao San Road</h2><p>Khao San Road in Bangkok isn’t just for cheap backpackers and hippies&#8230;well it kind of is.  During the day this place looks like that lamest tourist destination in Asia. But at night Khao San Road is packed with foreigners and Thai university girls taking advantage of the cheapest drink prices in Bangkok.</p><p>Come here on Friday and Saturday nights and you’ll see what I mean.  The clubs and streets will be packed, and if you approach the girls in a non-backpacker-cheapskate way,  you can pull some very attractive college girls.</p><p>The one downside about this place is idiot English and Australians on their “gap year” who get loud, stupidly drunk, eventually throwing up in public, and making foreigners look bad.</p><p>Also watch out for Ladyboys here.  Khao San Road has some of the “trickiest” Ladyboys in all of Thailand.</p><p>But hey, the good nightlife of Khao San Road far outweighs the bad.</p><h2>#3 Route 66 at RCA</h2><p>For 10+ years Route 66 has been one of the top destinations where Thai girls go to party on the weekends in Bangkok.  While the cheapest university girls will stick with Khao San Road, at RCA you will find that the girls are a little more classy.  Not much, but instead of sipping on 300 baht buckets (9usd), here the girls will be sipping on 2,000 baht bottles of whiskey (60usd).</p><p>And unlike Khao San Road, most of the clubs on RCA street do NOT allow Ladyboys inside nor is this a big prostitution place.  So when you are vibing with your girl, there is a <strong>VERY</strong> good chance she won’t bring up the most dreaded question, “How much will you pay me?”</p><h2>#4 Shopping Malls (MBK, Termainl 21, Siam Paragon, Etc…)</h2><p>For far too long I mostly only met Thai girls online or at nightclubs.  But as of a couple years ago, that drastically changed.</p><p>There is <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>A LOT</strong></span> of value to be had when it comes to meeting girls at shopping malls in Thailand.  Just like everywhere else in the world, Thai girls like to meet up with their friends at Malls.</p><p>And many of them will come directly from class…so they are still wearing that very sexy school uniform which makes my heart melt and my dick hard.</p><p>Basically, go to any shopping mall on weekdays between 3:30pm – 5:30pm and discover what I mean.</p><p>The approach is a little trickier here because she will often be with her friends who will pull her away.  So you need to act fast!</p><p>As soon as you get eye contact or a small smile, approach.  Start with something simple like, “Hey, what’s your name?”  Say you have to go meet a friend, but you’d like to chat with her, and then ask for her Line / phone number.</p><p>Send her a message a couple hours later, and eventually setup the date or invite her over to movie night at your home.  (Since she&#8217;s a student, offering to pay for her taxi to and from will be a big help.)</p><h2>Sex with Thai College Girls Recap</h2><p>Listen, I’m not one of those guys who will tell you that just by stepping off the plane Thai girls will just offer you blowjobs by the handful just because you are a foreigner.</p><p>Getting free pussy in Thailand is <span style="text-decoration: underline;">EASY</span>, but it’s not that easy.  Just put in a little work and you will be good to go.</p><p><strong><em>Keep it simple!</em></strong></p><p>No matter where you are in Thailand, once you get a smile or decent eye contact…approach.  And don’t worry, no matter what you look like there will always be many girls who will give you that initial approach invitation.  The rest is &#8220;up to you&#8221;!</p><p>Getting laid in Thailand by beautiful college girls really is that simple!</p><p>Enjoy paradise!<br /> -Gods of Thailand</p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/sex-guide-college-girls-in-thailand/">Sex Guide &#8211; How to Meet and Sleep with College Girls in Thailand</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://www.godsofthailand.com/sex-guide-college-girls-in-thailand/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Tip For Online Dating in Thailand &#8211; Thai Girls Don’t Like Facial Hair</title><link>https://www.godsofthailand.com/tip-online-dating-in-thailand-shave/</link> <comments>https://www.godsofthailand.com/tip-online-dating-in-thailand-shave/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 05:15:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Gods of Thailand]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Online Dating]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sex in Thailand]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Thai Girls]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kingsofthailand.com/?p=2940</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>This is a quick tip that will drastically increase the replies you get from girls when doing online dating in Thailand. Last year a reader made a side comment that he received a much better response rate from Thai girls when he used photos on his profile that did NOT have him with facial hair.... <a class="view-article" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/tip-online-dating-in-thailand-shave/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/tip-online-dating-in-thailand-shave/">Tip For Online Dating in Thailand &#8211; Thai Girls Don’t Like Facial Hair</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2941" src="http://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Tip-For-Online-Dating-in-Thailand-Shave.jpg" alt="Tip For Online Dating in Thailand - Shave" /></center>This is a quick tip that will drastically increase the replies you get from girls when doing online dating in Thailand.</p><p>Last year a reader made a side comment that he received a much better response rate from Thai girls when he used photos on his profile that did <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">NOT</span></strong> have him with facial hair.</p><p>Once I heard this, a couple friends and I played around with this idea to see if he was right.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">The Outcome:</span></h2><p>Each of us received a much greater response from girls on Thai Love Links (the best online dating site in Thailand), if we used pictures on our profile that did not include facial hair.</p><p>And the response wasn’t a small increase, I received double the response rate and I had a friend that received 4x the rate.  (Each of us created a custom email that we sent to 50 attractive girls in Thailand. Focusing on the Bangkok area.)</p><p>Since I’ve done this test, I also started doing a test in person with Thai girls.  And out of every girl that I’ve been with in the last couple of years, only ONE of them liked me better with facial hair.</p><p><strong>Every other girl preferred no facial hair on their man.</strong></p><p>Is this because most Thai guys can’t grow facial hair?  Is it because guys can look sloppier if they are not groomed?  Who knows?  But whatever the reason is, results are results.</p><p><strong>Thai girls view foreigners as more attractive if they shave.</strong></p><p><a href="http://www.godsofthailand.com/guides-online-dating-in-thailand/" target="_blank">Click here to view more tips for online dating in Thailand</a></p><p><a href="https://cupidlinks.com/?a=122300&amp;c=314&amp;p=r&amp;s1=" target="_blank">Click here to sign up for the best Thailand online dating website, Thai Love Links</a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/tip-online-dating-in-thailand-shave/">Tip For Online Dating in Thailand &#8211; Thai Girls Don’t Like Facial Hair</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://www.godsofthailand.com/tip-online-dating-in-thailand-shave/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>13</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>7 Things I Hate About Living in Thailand</title><link>https://www.godsofthailand.com/7-things-hate-living-thailand/</link> <comments>https://www.godsofthailand.com/7-things-hate-living-thailand/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 09:23:34 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Gods of Thailand]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Living in Thailand]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Thailand]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.godsofthailand.com/?p=4841</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>As I step off the plane in Bangkok for the time oh so many years ago, I hear the words of my friend ringing in my ear: “What is good about Thailand, is really good!  While what is bad, is really bad!” Those words still ring true to this day.  Although Thailand is an amazing... <a class="view-article" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/7-things-hate-living-thailand/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/7-things-hate-living-thailand/">7 Things I Hate About Living in Thailand</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img src="http://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/7-Things-I-Hate-About-Living-in-Thailand.png" alt="7 Things I Hate About Living in Thailand" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-4846" srcset="https://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/7-Things-I-Hate-About-Living-in-Thailand.png 450w, https://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/7-Things-I-Hate-About-Living-in-Thailand-160x160.png 160w" sizes="(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px" /></center></p><p>As I step off the plane in Bangkok for the time oh so many years ago, I hear the words of my friend ringing in my ear:</p><p><strong><em>“What is good about Thailand, is really good!  While what is bad, is really bad!”<br /> </em></strong><br /> Those words still ring true to this day.  Although Thailand is an amazing place full of beauty and adventure, there is another side to the “Land of Smiles”.</p><p>Below are 7 things I hate about Thailand:</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">7- Thai Ladyboys</span></h2><p>Even after all these years, ladyboys still disgust me.  It’s not the gay thing that bothers me, it’s the idea of men pretending to be women so they can trick other men into sleeping with them.</p><p>Protect yourself from <a href="http://www.godsofthailand.com/the-thailand-lady-boy-survival-guide-never-be-tricked-by-a-ladyboy/" target="_blank">Thai Lady Boys by this guide</a></p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">6- Thai Racism</span></h2><p>Being a white guy from America, I haven’t really had to deal with discrimination because of my skin color.  However, in Thailand it is a different story.</p><p>Thai Racism Consists Of:<br /> &#8211; Paying more to enter establishments<br /> &#8211; Being refused entrance at traditional Thai clubs and bars.<br /> &#8211; Paying more at golf courses<br /> &#8211; Hi-Society girls are looked down upon for even talking to a foreigner</p><p>Which is kind of funny, because Thai people are obsessed with looking as white as possible.  Tan Thai girls are looked down upon as being poor and trashy.</p><p><em>Just remember, even though you may live here and greatly contribute to the economy, you will always be an unwanted foreigner in the eyes of some.</em></p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">5- Monosodium Glutamate (MSG)</span></h2><p>For some reason, Asia is obsessed with using MSG in its food.  MSG is a “seasoning” that works by making your brain believe the food you are eating tastes good.</p><p>Although the side effects of MSG are somewhat controversial, most agree that it’s not good for your health.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">4- No Sidewalks</span></h2><p>A small thing, but something that can be quite annoying.  Try walking down the road on most streets in Thailand and you’ll either have no sidewalks or sidewalks that are incomplete.</p><p>Since pedestrians do not have the right-a-way here, cars will not stop or go around you &#8211; which making walking quite risky at times.  Along with dodging cars, you’ll also be dodging trash, litter, and stray dogs.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">3- Thai Women And Facebook</span></h2><p>As my friend pointed out, if your Thai girl has a Facebook page, forget about trusting her.  Meaning she’s chatting with a bunch of foreign guys for a reason.</p><p>Luckily for me, while you are telling her that you love her on Facebook, she has her legs wrapped around me <img src="https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/72x72/1f642.png" alt="🙂" class="wp-smiley" style="height: 1em; max-height: 1em;" /></p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">2- Visa Runs</span></h2><p>Now-a-days if you aren’t married to a Thai woman, going to school here, or own a Thailand based business &#8211; you can’t get longer than a 90 day tourist visa.  Which means you have to leave the country to do a visa run every three months.</p><p>Although being forced to leave the country doesn’t sound too bad because you can use it as an excuse to visit Singapore, Japan, or Bali.  Visa runs always seem to come up at inconvenient times and can be quite costly.</p><h2><span style="color: #993300;">1- The Women Are Too Easy</span></h2><p>This is what we call, “A Double-Edged Sword”.</p><p>Going out at night and knowing that you can get laid 100% of the time is great.  However once you’ve been here for a while, you will be “destroyed”.  Getting laid by beautiful women will be so easy that you won’t even think about it, it is just something that will happen.</p><p>That is until you have returned to America or Europe and go out to a bar.  Beautiful women won’t approach you as often and you’ll also discover your “game” has gotten pretty weak.</p><p>The nightlife in Thailand is more like a fantasy than reality.  There is no other place in the world that can compare with the ease and the beauty of Thai women.</p><p><strong>You’ve been warned.  Thailand is an amazing place.  In fact, this website is dedicated to that very idea.  However, it is not perfect.</strong></p><p>I’ll leave you once again with the wise words I first heard when arriving in Thailand:<strong><br /> </strong><br /> <strong><em>“What is good about Thailand, is really good!  While what is bad, is really bad!”</em><em><br /> </em></strong></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/7-things-hate-living-thailand/">7 Things I Hate About Living in Thailand</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>https://www.godsofthailand.com/7-things-hate-living-thailand/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>About Thai Massages in Thailand</title><link>https://www.godsofthailand.com/thai-massages-thailand/</link> <comments>https://www.godsofthailand.com/thai-massages-thailand/#respond</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2026 19:21:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator><![CDATA[Gods of Thailand]]></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Bangkok]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.godsofthailand.com/?p=6353</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>“I’ve never had a massage in my life because it costs $100 an hour where I’m from. So what’s the deal with Thai massages?  Can you tell me a little bit out it?” There is no better place to experience holistic health treatments and massages than Bangkok. Thai massage is one of the best known... <a class="view-article" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/thai-massages-thailand/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a></p><p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com/thai-massages-thailand/">About Thai Massages in Thailand</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.godsofthailand.com">Gods of Thailand</a>.</p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6355" src="http://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/About-Thai-Massages-in-Thailand.jpg" alt="About Thai Massages in Thailand" srcset="https://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/About-Thai-Massages-in-Thailand.jpg 285w, https://www.godsofthailand.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/About-Thai-Massages-in-Thailand-160x160.jpg 160w" sizes="(max-width: 285px) 100vw, 285px" /></center></p><p><em><strong>“I’ve never had a massage in my life because it costs $100 an hour where I’m from. So what’s the deal with Thai massages?  Can you tell me a little bit out it?”</strong></em></p><p>There is no better place to experience holistic health treatments and massages than Bangkok. Thai massage is one of the best known and loved types of massage in the world. More than this a therapeutic practice, Thai Massage has a close connection to the traditional Thai belief system.</p><p>If you have ever found yoga too difficult, try a Thai massage. Both therapies aim to health and strengthen the body while engaging in muscle relaxation. Both also have their spiritual features as well, but Thai massage is surely the easier of the two.</p><p>Thai massage depends upon the therapist focusing on pressure points in order to increase circulation and promote healing. Drawing on the practices of Ayurvedic medicine in ancient India, Thai massage is improves flexibility and blood flow to the target areas while simpl