• HIV: Zimbabwe Senator wants women to stop bathing
• Who’s the new face at the table? Ala, from the Odinani beliefs of the Igbo people of West Africa.

Now you can follow Gods Playing Poker on Facebook.  Laugh with us, because it’s better than crying, at things that are so stupid that they burn. Like the idiot pastor who told his congregation to punch their kids in the face if they show any signs of being gay.

A small sampling:

• Arizona Schools’ Ethnic Studies Program Ruled Illegal
• Friendly House et al. v. Whiting et al.: Arizona’s Racial Profiling Law
• Committee OKs Franks’ bill to outlaw abortions based on race, gender
• In Arizona: Use birth control, get fired? Yes.
• Arizona Senate Passes Bill Allowing Doctors To Not Inform Women Of Prenatal Issues To Prevent Abortions
• Arizona Birth Control Bill Penalizes Women For Using Contraception For Non-Medical Reasons
• Abortion Bill: Arizona GOP Legislator Says Women Should Witness Abortions
• Arizona Passes Sweeping Law Criminalizing Internet Speech
• Drug Tests For Jobless Advance In Arizona, First State To Move After Congress’ Green Light
• Arizona House Votes To Repeal Gun-Free School Zones
• Arizona Birther Bill Is Unconstitutional, Legal Scholars Say

We’ve changed our merchandise partner to Spreadshirt and added two new designs.  ’At The Mullet of Madness‘ and ‘No Brain‘ are our two latest designs.  Just remember that Cthulhu in a mullet makes a great gift, and nothing says I love you like the No brain shirt.

• 16 Amish to Be Arraigned in Hair-Cutting Hate Crimes

• Vatican Smacks Down Catholic Nuns For Daring To Care About Poor People
• UPDATE: The Nuns Strike Back!  The Bishops “Don’t know what they’re in for.”
• UPDATE 2: The LCWR rejection of the Vatican’s condemnation in more detail.

• Anti-abortion group expands protests to fertilization clinic

• KL bans Singapore ballet for ‘indecent’ tutus and tights

• Proving you’re gay to the Turkish army