Golden Literature http://goldenliterature.com/ The latest enjoyable reading material from GoldenLiterature.com Wed, 29 Aug 2007 18:37:00 GMT en-us Living On Your Own http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/living-on-your%20own.html http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/living-on-your%20own.html Mon, 8 Feb 2010 05:00:00 EST A Technology Company Unveiled A New Product and I Have Some Sort of Reaction to It http://goldenliterature.com/Features/new-technology-product.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/new-technology-product.html Sun, 31 Jan 2010 18:00:00 EST So You Didn't Grow Up to be a Professional Athlete http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/professional-athlete.html http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/professional-athlete.html Mon, 20 Apr 2009 6:00:00 EST It's a disappointing feeling many of us have to live with. The Dark Night: Starring Norm MacDonald http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/dark-knight.html http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/dark-knight.html Mon, 6 Apr 2009 4:30:00 EST "The Dark Knight" would have been way better with Norm MacDonald in it. What Kind of Loser Spends Two Years of His Life Operating A Personal Website? http://goldenliterature.com/Random/two-year-anniversary.html http://goldenliterature.com/Random/two-year-anniversary.html Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:00:00 EST Special Two-Year Anniversary Article! Fuck Political Cartoons! http://goldenliterature.com/Random/political-cartoons.html http://goldenliterature.com/Random/political-cartoons.html Mon, 23 Feb 2009 6:00:00 EST Because they're Stupid The Day I Met My True Love http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/romantic-story.html http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/romantic-story.html Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:00:00 EST A Tale of Romance The Singles' Guide to Valentine�s Day http://goldenliterature.com/Features/valentines-day.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/valentines-day.html Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:00:00 EST Don't let this stupid holiday get to you. How to be a Successful Blogger http://goldenliterature.com/Features/successful-blogger.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/successful-blogger.html Wed, 4 Feb 2009 13:00:00 EST The new gold standard in blogging advice. Add-Ons to Famous Quotes http://goldenliterature.com/Random/famous-quotes.html http://goldenliterature.com/Random/famous-quotes.html Wed, 14 Jan 2009 10:00:00 EST Let's make language more interesting. Family Power Rankings http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/family-power-rankings.html http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/family-power-rankings.html Mon, 29 Dec 2008 7:00:00 EST Now everyone in my family will know where they stand. A Horrifying Story http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/horrifying-story.html http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/horrifying-story.html Sat, 20 Dec 2008 3:00:00 EST I thought I'd try my hand at horror writing. Just because I Watch Daytime Television doesn't Mean I'm a Loser http://goldenliterature.com/Features/daytime-television.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/daytime-television.html Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:00:00 EST At least not necessarily. Finally, Us Philly Sports Fans have a Chance to be Unbearably Obnoxious http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/philly-fans-champions.html http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/philly-fans-champions.html Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:00:00 EST Seriously, it's about time. The 8 Most Ridiculous Political Candidates http://goldenliterature.com/Features/ridiculous-political-candidates.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/ridiculous-political-candidates.html Sat, 04 Oct 2008 4:00:00 EST We�ve all heard the old saying that in any given election, all you�re doing is voting for the lesser of two evils. Indeed, it could be argued that just about any election is a joke in itself. However, some candidates make the whole election thing even sillier by placing their own ridiculous selves into the election. Here is a rundown of some of the most ludicrous candidates for an American office in recent memory, along with an attempt to analyze what good could have possibly come from their appointment. A Tribute to the Laborers who don't get to Enjoy Labor Day http://goldenliterature.com/Features/labor-day.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/labor-day.html Fri, 28 Aug 2008 0:00:00 EST Special Labor Day Article! I Want to Sell Out Too http://goldenliterature.com/advertise.html http://goldenliterature.com/advertise.html Sat, 19 Jul 2008 3:30:00 EST I'm so sick of working and shit. The Stupid Things People Write: High School Poetry http://goldenliterature.com/Features/stupid-poetry.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/stupid-poetry.html Fri, 04 Jul 2008 4:30:00 EST Having recently passed the fifth anniversary of my high school graduation, I couldn�t help but reminisce about those largely forgettable four years. During this time, I discovered my old poetry booklet produced by the Creative Writing class I took during my senior year. Yes, it's just as bad as it sounds. Return to the Land of Brick and Mortar http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/brick-mortar.html http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/brick-mortar.html Sun, 15 Jun 2008 3:30:00 EST Online shopping is one of the great conveniences of our modern society. With a few simple clicks, I can get just about anything I need delivered right to my door. Nothing ruins the shopping experience more than human contact and social interaction, and in the virtual marketplace, I have none of it. Point/Counterpoint: God vs. Satan http://goldenliterature.com/Features/god-vs-satan.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/god-vs-satan.html Fri, 23 May 2008 4:00:00 EST How to Get Over Yourself: A 12-Step Program http://goldenliterature.com/Features/how-to-get-over-yourself.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/how-to-get-over-yourself.html Fri, 18 Apr 2008 4:00:00 EST Life's Little Annoyances Review http://goldenliterature.com/Reviews/lifes-little-annoyances.html http://goldenliterature.com/Reviews/lifes-little-annoyances.html Thu, 27 Mar 2008 4:00:00 EST Golden Literature One-Year Anniversary http://goldenliterature.com/Random/one-year-anniversary.html http://goldenliterature.com/Random/one-year-anniversary.html Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:59:00 EST A look back at the first year of this website. The Magic Pill Diet http://goldenliterature.com/Features/magic-pill-diet.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/magic-pill-diet.html Wed, 05 Mar 2008 3:00:00 EST Finally, an easy weight loss system that WORKS! The Writing Process: A Practical Walkthrough http://goldenliterature.com/writing-tips.html http://goldenliterature.com/writing-tips.html Sat, 23 Feb 2008 3:30:00 EST I share a few practical writing tips for those who are interested. The 5 Most Awesome Pieces of Athletic Footwear http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/athletic-footwear.html http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/athletic-footwear.html Tue, 19 Feb 2008 7:00:00 EST The Night Owl http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/night-owl.html http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/night-owl.html Fri, 15 Feb 2008 2:00:00 EST 10 Golden Job Interview Tips http://goldenliterature.com/Features/job-interview-tips.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/job-interview-tips.html Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:45:00 EST Valuable job interview tips. That's Funny Review http://goldenliterature.com/Reviews/thats-funny.html http://goldenliterature.com/Reviews/thats-funny.html Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:00:00 EST A Review of "That's Funny", a book compilation of standup jokes. MAD About Sports Review http://goldenliterature.com/Reviews/mad-about-sports.html http://goldenliterature.com/Reviews/mad-about-sports.html Sun, 20 Jan 2008 20:00:00 EST A Review of an old MAD classic. If Famous Historical Documents were Blog Posts http://goldenliterature.com/Random/historical-blog-post.html http://goldenliterature.com/Random/historical-blog-post.html Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:00:00 EST A Blog Parody Salute Your Sweatpants http://goldenliterature.com/Features/sweatpants.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/sweatpants.html Fri, 04 Jan 2008 15:00:00 EST If God ever felt the need to wear pants, surely they would be sweatpants. Post-Christmas Depression http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/christmas-depression.html http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/christmas-depression.html Wed, 26 Dec 2007 18:00:00 EST Parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas that deals with post-christmas depression. I Bleed the Colors of Red-Heud Sports Teams http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/bleed-red.html http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/bleed-red.html Sat, 15 Dec 2007 00:00:00 EST I�m a diehard fan of every sports team that wears red. So much so that I bleed their colors. Some people think I�m crazy when I say that, but it�s true. Crazy Old Man's Night Out http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/old-man.html http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/old-man.html Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:45:00 EST With great struggle, the old man�s eyes opened, awakening him from his nap. �Christ, even moving my eyelids makes me feel old.� He moaned to himself. Five Groups of People Who Think Too Highly of Themselves http://goldenliterature.com/Features/smart-groups.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/smart-groups.html Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:30:00 EST Human beings are a proud people who like to believe they are smart, but the truth is, all of us are stupid in one way or another. It never ceases to amaze me how people can be so sure of themselves, regardless of how much information they lack or disregard. The following groups of people make me cringe the most every time they attempt to flex their intellectual muscles. People Need to Stop Having Opinions I don't Agree With http://goldenliterature.com/Features/opinions.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/opinions.html Fri, 11 Nov 2007 00:00:00 EST Internship Opportunity http://goldenliterature.com/Random/internship_opportunity.html http://goldenliterature.com/Random/internship_opportunity.html Mon, 29 Oct 2007 00:01:00 EST When the Teachers are worse than the Bullies http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/teachers.html http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/teachers.html Sat, 20 Oct 2007 19:01:00 EST The Virgin's Guide to Relationships http://goldenliterature.com/Features/virgins-relationship-guide.html http://goldenliterature.com/Features/virgins-relationship-guide.html Sat, 29 Sep 2007 13:20:00 EST Slammed http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/slammed.html http://goldenliterature.com/Stories/slammed.html Sun, 02 Sep 2007 18:37:00 EST The Experience of being an extremely busy waiter. No, We Can't Just Tailgate http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/tailgating.html http://goldenliterature.com/Sports/tailgating.html Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:37:00 EST Why it's not okay to only tailgate at a sporting event.