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Married and got Divorced.

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Tue, 11 May 2010 19:20:00 +0000

There was A man who muttered a few words in church and found himself married.
A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

Happy Marriage

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Tue, 11 May 2010 19:19:00 +0000

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking, the husband gives and the wife takes.

About Men.

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Tue, 11 May 2010 19:18:00 +0000

It is true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married.

Marriage is Like...

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Tue, 11 May 2010 19:17:00 +0000

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends.You order what you want and when you see what the other fellow has,you wish you had ordered that.

The difference

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Tue, 11 May 2010 19:15:00 +0000

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Married Years

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Tue, 11 May 2010 19:14:00 +0000

In the First year of marriage the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the Second year,the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the Third year they both speak and the neighbours listen

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Marathi Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:31:00 +0000

Indian Joke: Language Marathi..

Joke type song..

Maazi Desh ki Darti...Hat paay warti...wartun padla(dropped) haati...maazi zaali chappati..

Why Was the Mathematics Book Upset?

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:15:00 +0000

Why Was the Mathematics Book Upset?

Ans: Because he Had a Lot of problems

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What would you call a humorous Knee?

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:14:00 +0000

What would you call a humorous Knee?

Ans: Fun-ny!

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How Did the Elephant Pack his Clothes?

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:13:00 +0000

What do you call a messy hippo?

Ans:- He Put it in his Trunk!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:12:00 +0000

What do you call a messy hippo?

Ans: Hippopota-mess!

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3 Monkeys

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:11:00 +0000

There were 3 monkeys escaped from a zoo.

First Monkey was found eating Burger.

Second Monkey was found Drinking Coke.

Third Monkey was found reading this Joke.

Which Driver Cannot Drive Vehicles?

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:07:00 +0000

Which Driver Cannot Drive Vehicles?

Ans: Screw Driver
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Which Pan Cannot Be Used For Frying?

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:06:00 +0000

Which Pan Cannot Be Used For Frying?

Ans: Japan
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Which Rope Cannot Be Used For Climbing?

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:05:00 +0000

Which Rope Cannot Be Used For Climbing?

Ans: Europe
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Which City Have no Residence?

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:04:00 +0000

Which City Have no Residence?

Ans: Electricity
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Name the bank which has no money?

noreply@blogger.com (Animal Eater) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:03:00 +0000

Name the bank which has no money?

Ans: River Bank

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Funny Signs Part 2

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Funny Signs Part 1

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Funny Humans Part 1

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Funny Animals Part 1

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