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<tagline mode="escaped" type="text/html">Genuine spam subject lines and what they really mean&lt;BR&gt;&#xD;
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During the American Civil War the Confederate armies used Native trackers to hunt down their adversaries. Often, the northerners' toiletry habits gave them away. At least that's spam's version of history.</div>
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I didn't realize that such places existed. I thought women chose to become nuns, but now I understand that they are constructed in a lab, a bit like Frankenstein's monster. That explains why they wear those outfits: they need to cover up the scars and bolts.</div>
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This appears to be a cry for help from someone being tortured in a Caribbean prison. At least they have a plan. </div>
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A teenager who skips Bible study, just lounges around in bed, and doesn't have the energy to put all those extra words into their sentences.</div>
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That's a great comeback to yell at a fat, stubborn person.</div>
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I really enjoy the show Six Feet Under, and feel that I'm more in touch with the everyday challenges faced by morticians as a result of watching it. Needless to say, the best preposterous cadavers most certainly are those with huge erections that last for days. I suspect this will be an increasingly-common occurrence in the coming years.</div>
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I'm well aware that abortion is a touchy issue, but when the day comes that the unborn are doing interviews on Larry King, I'll be prepared to give them all kinds of rights.</div>
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