Scorching!

Well for the fans of judgemyjunk.org, here’s your wet dream come true… Conceived in the mind of that evil genius named Mohan Gumatay, here  is the winning entry for the month, hehe…

Enjoy and feast your eyes on this delicacy… Yummy…

Oh Man, she is freaking hot… Smoking hot!

Whoever you are, I think I’m in  love… or lust…

Here’s the 2nd pic…

Your body is a wonderland!

I’ve got to see the hits on this site tomorrow… It should break all previous records knowing how many horndogs listen to the show…

Mo, thanks for the opportunity to host the first ever pics of judgemyjunk.org on my blogsite, hehe… Much appreciated…

Whatever, I’ve gotta go, it’s tissue time…Mary Palmer, here I come!

Great times!

The ever reliable tabo

Today’s show was hi-larious! The trio was on point and had me in stitches! Darn, I looked like an idiot whilst driving with this stupid grin on my face, hehe… Arrgggghh, my cheeks hurt from smiling too much…

A lot of the callers were really funny and really contributed to the quality of the show…

Great job guys!

Read on for the highlights:

Pinoy guy fired for using water

Mo got an update about this story which pissed off all Pinoys who heard or read about it… A brief backgrounder: A Pinoy working in Australia was fired from his job apparently because he uses water instead of tissue to clean his ass after taking a dump…

Very typical Pinoy right?

In its defense, the company which fired our kababayan stated that they had previously warned the guy about his habit of washing his ass instead of using tissue because he would splash water all over the bowl in the process of cleaning his privates and he’d leave disgusting fecal matter on the side and rim of the bowl…

Yeah, not a very appetizing vision I would imagine… Sorry for the graphic description, hehe…

I guess it’s up to the courts to decide, as for me… Tabo pa rin, hehe…

judgemyjunk.org updates

No, I haven’t sent in a picture of my junk yet but I’m seriously considering it, hehe… What I’m curious to find out is if any of my readers have actually sent in a picture of their junk… Come on, fess up guys!

A caller named Totoy Obama sent in a pic of his junk with the Philippine Star edition featuring President Barack Obama being sworn into office… Nothing unusual in that except that this guy was exceptionally “gifted” and he drew raves from Mo and Mojo… Their only critique was that it twisted to the left and then to the right, hehe….

Mo also asked the uber hot girl who sent a photo of her body for Mo’s delectation, hehe… It’s currently serving as Mo’s wallpaper! Calling hot girl, please call the show!

Naming your junk

Mo commented on men’s habit of naming their junks and he went round the table and asked Mojo and Grace if they’ve ever named their junk… Mo started off by stating that his junk is named Stanley… Nothing too flashy, he said because it’s always better to be understated and then exceed expectations…

Mojo named his “Shalimar” hehe… Gaaaayyyyy! Oh yeah, he is gay… what am I talking about?

Maria Korea of course hadn’t even thought of naming her junk, what a weird idea, hehe… A caller suggested Rose… Yeah, it sounds good… it sounds “pristine”… Perfect for Grace…

Some callers gave their two cents on this topic, among them:

1. “Jack” – fairly obvious and I’m guessing his last name is “Off”
2. “Boyet” – this one had me in stitches, the name was so pedestrian and so Pinoy, hehe…
3. “El Filibusterismo” – solid…
4. “Bin Laden” – coz it was so hairy and when it got mad, it’ll “terrorize” your ass…

What’s your junk called?

Bogus call

There was this caller who was so fake he was funny… He claimed to be a doctor from Vegas and he said that he was on a Northwest flight when an “emergency” happened on the plane and he played “hero”…. He kept changing details of his story and he used terms which a “real” doctor wouldn’t use…

Of course the human lie detector named Mo saw through his story quickly enough but he allowed him to continue because the manner in which he spoke was so theatrical it was hi-larious…

Ahhh, what some guys will do for their two minutes of fame…

Presidentiables

A caller phoned in and asked them who their top picks are for President of the republic after President GMA steps down from public office…

Among the names floated by Grace was Chiz (of course!!!)… I love you Chiz Escudero! Mo felt though that he would be better served by running for VP and getting some more experience under his belt considering his relative youth… But then again, the people are fickle and in politics, timing is everything…

Manny’s name was nominated by Mojo and I think Mo agreed on this one… I have my doubts that Manny will win though, he just doesn’t seem to have the X factor which defines the next president…

BF? Nah, the whole Philippines will probably be gayer than Mojo Jojo… I mean, come on, pink everywhere?

Jobama Binay already has a slogan – “Jobama, barako para sa pagbabago”… Yeah right! And their political dynasty represents change? I’m willing to bet that there will be a Binay ruling Makati when I’m already using a cane, addicted to Viagra and choking on my dentures while eating tikoy…

Prostate cancer

Mo presented this rather scary research to all the horndogs out there… It’s a cautionary tale so it behooves our species to listen… Recent studies have indicated that excessive jacking off will increase your chances of having prostate cancer…

Damn! And all this while I thought it was good for your health…

Ergo, I suggest a hiatus for Mary Palmer guys… Give her a break for now…

Charlize!

There was this lady caller who got me all hot and bothered, hehe… Her name was Charlize and she was asking if it was normal for guys to NOT jack off…

The reason that she asked was that Mo had earlier propounded that it is the norm for men to have their way with themselves if they’re alone and naked…

She eventually confessed that it was her boyfriend who had this peculiarity and that her sex drive was stronger than his… She wanted it at least twice a day and thrice on Sundays, hehe…

As expected, all the guys listening in at the time started to text in and ask for Charlize’s number… Yours truly included, hehe… Some particularly desperate ones proclaimed their undying love (lust?) and claimed that Charlize was their soulmate, hehe… Yeah right!

Charlize, my email is pinoydiscus@gmail.com…. Sorry, just had to get that one out there, hehe…

Consensual rape

Another caller who had an interesting story to share asked for advice on what to do after her boyfriend of 2 years got her drunk and proceeded to have his way with her…

Mojo and Grace immediately cried “RAPE!” but Mo was more sedate and tried to elicit more information from our caller… Apparently, they’re back together despite the forced entry as the caller stated that she still “loved” the guy despite his actions…

Mo’s advice, break up with the guy… Partly because of what he did but more importantly so she could be her own woman and not have to follow whatever this guy says…

Methinks the advice is sound…

What do you think guys?

Very, very entertaining show today and sorry for the lack of a blog yesterday… Just swamped with work…

Well it pays the bills… What can I say?

Good times!

Who's reading my blog?

It was a pretty weird show today, hehe… Pretty gross and disgusting, hehe…

Read on for the gory details…

Laws broken, Crimes committed

Mo started an interesting topic that REALLY got me thinking… The premise was that you sit down and think of crimes you may have committed and laws you may have broken…

I started writing and I couldn’t stop, hehe… Geez, that sounds like a confession… I’m invoking the Fifth Amendment on this topic, hehe….

Mojo’s list included, amongst other things:

1. Speeding
2. Drunk driving
3. Evading arrest
4. Shoplifting
5. Soliciting a prostitute
6. Piracy (audio)
7. Piracy (video)
8. Drug abuse
9. Tax evasion (this one was courtesy of Mo)
10. Vandalism
11. And the list goes on and on, hehe…

Grace’s sins were too boring, hehe:

1. Speeding
2. Evading arrest
3. Bribing a police officer
4. Beating the red light
5. Yawn… hehehe

Mo’s list was pretty short since he had all the standard stuff like, vandalism, theft, etc but his funniest crime was statutory rape, hehe…

An interesting caller had this nonchalant list of crimes:

1. She aborted her baby when she was in her last year of college!
2. She stole money as a bank teller
3. When she was married she slept with a van driver…

She confessed these crimes so matter-of-factly, it was cool…

What are you guys waiting for? Start confessing, hehe…

Countries that listen to the show and read my blog!

Mo sent out a shoutout to the countries of the world who listen to the show online via their official website…. He went through the whole United Nations, hehe…

The top ten are:

1. Philippines (why am I not surprised?)
2. United States (half of the Philippine population’s here…)
3. Singapore
4. Canada
5. Australia
6. Japan
7. UK
8. Hong Kong
9. UAE
10. Norway!

I guess it just mirrors the number of Pinoys overseas… Interestingly enough, I checked my blog’s visitors list based on countries visiting the site and it is an exact replica of Mo’s list, hehe…  I guess after listening to the show, they also read my blog…

That’s so heartwarming, hehe…

Fetishes

What’s your fetish? Mo asked Mojo what his current fetish was and he said that he thought vampires are sexy and ala Twilight, he wanted to get bitten… True Blood!

Mo shared the latest internet fetish and it’s pretty maladorous and it sounded pretty disgusting on air… Yup, it’s girls’ farting… It was too early in the morning and I had to turn the radio down coz I lost my appetite, hehe… I’m not sure what guys find sexy in that…

Pretty girls farting? Not my cup of tea… Pretty gross…

Callers shared their fetishes which ran the gamut of foot fetishes to underwear addicts…

They even discussed scat and it was too gross even for me…

Secrets

Just to add some more poop to today’s show, Mo shared his grossest secret… He was stuck in horrendous traffic and he had to go… I mean he REALLY had to go… So what does he do? He transfers to the passenger seat and he took a dump on the seat! He then took out the seatcover together with his poop and rolled it under the MRT station… Ugghh.. Big time move!

Caller 1

Male caller had his girlfriend undergo an abortion… This one was pretty sad…

Caller 2

Male caller 2 was molested when he was 7 years old! He got molested by a another guy and this may have traumatized him so much so that he was gayed up…

Caller 3

This was one of the coolest confessions that I’ve heard… Now any true blooded horndog has always had fantasies of doing identical twins… This was the flip side… An identical twin slept with his twin brother’s girlfriend when the girl was wasted on alcohol… Hehe…

I love this segment except for the abortion and molestation story…

Well you can’t win them all…

Sorry for the late blog guys… Been busy as usual…

Good times!

Mo wisely lowered the listeners’ expectations of Ruffa Mae’s stint on FQ by saying that despite her unabashed roles in the movies and TV, Ruffa is actually very shy in person and is loathe to reveal very personal details…

He predicted a low score for her which proved prophetic…

Read on for the transcript and other extracts from today’s show:

Bushisms

With the assumption of President Obama of the presidency of the United States of America, former President George “Dubya” Bush is leaving a “legacy” of bumbling speeches and incoherent mumblings, officially known as Bushisms.

Jay Leno and other comedians had a field day with Bush precisely because of this… He will be missed, hehe…

Mo shared some soundbites of the most memorable gaffes of Dubya for our entertainment:

• “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” – September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan.

• “Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” – January 2000, during a campaign event in South Carolina.

• “They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the commander in chief, too.” – Sept. 26, 2001, in Langley, Virginia. Bush was referring to the terrorists who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks.

• “There’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail.” – Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

• “It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.” – April 10, 2002, at the White House, as Bush urged Senate passage of a broad ban on cloning.

• “I want to thank the dozens of welfare-to-work stories, the actual examples of people who made the firm and solemn commitment to work hard to embetter themselves.” – April 18, 2002, at the White House.

• “There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, fool me once, shame on – shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.” – Sept. 17, 2002, in Nashville, Tennessee.

• “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” – Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

• “Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” – Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Missouri.

• “Our most abundant energy source is coal. We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge.” – April 20, 2005, in Washington.

• “We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job.” – Sept. 20, 2005, in Gulfport, Mississippi.

• “I can’t wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs.” – Sept. 5, 2005, when Bush met with residents of Poplarville, Mississippi, in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

• “It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war.” – June 29, 2006, at the White House, where Bush met with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

• “Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die.” – Dec. 7, 2006, in a joint appearance with British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

• “These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved.” – June 11, 2007, in Sofia, Bulgaria.

• “Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit.” – September 2007, in Sydney, Australia, where Bush was attending an APEC summit.

• “Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech.” April 16, 2008, at a ceremony welcoming Pope Benedict XVI to the White House.

• “The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there’s jobs at the machine-making place.” – May 27, 2008, in Mesa, Arizona.

• “And they have no disregard for human life.” – July 15, 2008, at the White House. Bush was referring to enemy fighters in Afghanistan.

• “I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.” – June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.

• “Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people.” – July 4, 2008 in Virginia.

• “The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there’s a lot of prayer – prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I’m one of them. It’s good to come down here.” – Sept. 3, 2008, at an emergency operations center in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, after Hurricane Gustav hit the Gulf Coast.

• “This thaw – took a while to thaw, it’s going to take a while to unthaw.” Oct. 20, 2008, in Alexandria, Louisiana, as he discussed the economy and frozen credit markets.

Death wish

Caller Maxene shared a story she had about a motorcylist who bumped her car’s side mirror as she was driving on her way to school… The guy didn’t even bother to stop and so she dropped the F*** bomb on him… Unfortunately, she dropped it on-air as well, hehe… Good thing Mo didn’t drop the phone on her…

You might think that that’s the end of the story but before the guy sped off, Maxene uttered a silent prayer for the hit and run motorcyclist to have a nasty and unexpected surprise of his own…

Lo and behold, not a few hundred meters from where she was sideswiped, Maxene saw the self-same motorcyclist with his helmet off and lying motionless beside another car and his bike… Apparently, it was bumped by the car… Bystanders were saying the guy was probably dead due to the impact…

Mojo said it was karma…

Mo said, yeah, the life of a man for a side mirror… Sounds like a fair deal…

Seriously, I hope the guy’s okay even though I detest the undisciplined motorcyclists who weave in and out of traffic like they recently donned an invincibility cloak…

What do you think? Karma or coincidence?

Hooker Street

A caller asked Mojo why he hasn’t visited the QC Memorial circle recently… Mo couldn’t relate, hehe… For those who can’t either, the QC Memorial circle at night is a known hangout of hookers and gigolos… Just like Quezon Avenue, hehe…

Grace opined that the street behind her condo is where the action is… Somewhere at the end of Pearl Drive… She shared a story where she was scandalized by a (most probably) male prostitute, who suddenly crossed the street as she was driving along and started taking his shirt off for her delectation, hehe…

Poor Grace, her virgin eyes (oh well, I know, she’s no longer a virgin) were scandalized out of their sockets, hehe…

Platonic relationships

A caller asked for advice on whether it is possible for a male and a female to have a purely platonic friendship despite the fact that they’re married…

Mo was of the opinion that it was impossible but Grace countered that it was possible as long as they kept the meetings to public places and if you avoid being alone with the “friend”…

Caller said that her husband insisted on having drinking sessions with his ex-girlfriend almost every night and that he defended his position by saying that they were only friends and that nothing was happening between them…

Yeah, right and Mojo Jojo is straight…

Wake up girl! Geez…

Forbidden Questions with Ruffa Mae Quinto

I’m sorry to say this but this has to be one of the most boring FQ’s we’ve had in a long while… I almost fell asleep typing the questions and answers, hehe… Anyway, I won’t elaborate, read for yourself…
Q. Worst thing done to a fan?
A. Snobbed a fan

Q. Worst thing done while drunk?
A. Made out with someone

Q. Have you ever cheated on a bf?
A. Yes, in my teens

Q. Who’s your lesbian crush?
A. Angelica Panganiban

Q. Have you ever had a one night stand?
A. No, never

Q. Who would you cut from Showbiz Central?
A. Mo Twister, hehe

Q. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
A. 18, hehe

Q. How far have you gone to check on a boyfriend?
A. Pager, lame…

Q. Who’s better in bed, Rudy Hatfield or Erik Santos?
A. Erik Santos… Props Erik… beating out a basketball player… I guess they’re not all they’re hyped to be…

Q. Which local celebrity have flirted with you and tried to take you out but you turned down?
A. Mo Twister (although Mo denied this to death, hehe… ) I kind of believe Ruffa on this one…  Mark Bautista

Q. Have you ever been offered an indecent proposal from someone?
A. House and lot plus Php50M, she got scared and ran, hehe

Q. Which one of your movies is your least favorite?
A. Hibangers

Q. Dare: Kiss Mojo Jojo…
A. Inggit…

Q. Celebrity email addresses…5 points
A. Erik – Lafeur@yahoo.com, DT – magic@yahoo.com, Sam Milby – todonato99@yahoo.com – I think I may have dozed off here, hehe… I didn’t get the other ones…

Q. In your honest opinion, is Erik Santos gay?
A. No

Q. Who’s better in bed, Dennis Trillo or Billy Crawford?
A. Taps out! Whispers the answer off air… Any guesses?

I didn’t even get the score, probably a weak 21 or 22…

Anyway, that’s all for now guys!

Good times!

Slumdog Millionaire

Hey guys, look who’s back… My apologies for the lack of blogs these past few episodes… Your humble author was hospitalized and I just got out last night… Must have caught the flu from Mo, hehe… Anyways, I’ve been listening to the show but unfortunately I didn’t have the energy nor the inclination to blog and it’s kind of difficult to type with your hand in an IV, hehe…

The show today was freaking hilarious and though my hand is still aching, I’m back at work and blogging, as you can see… Oh and yeah, forgive the typo errors if you see them, my fingers aren’t quite as nimble as they used to be… Not only in typing but in other things as well… But fear not, the heretofore unmentioned finger skills will come back…

Read on for the show’s highlights:

The Curious Case of Forrest Gump

I caught the last part of a clip which Mo played… It sounded like a plug for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button but I’m not absolutely sure… I’d downloaded the movie but I haven’t had the time to watch it as of this time… Good reviews though… Anybody care to share what this clip was about?

Porking 2 guys

One of the listeners called in and asked for advice from our resident love gurus… He stated that he’d been seeing this girl and that unbeknownst to him, she’s been, in Mo’s words, porking him and another guy at the same time… The girl got pregnant and has immediately claimed him as the father…

Now he’s in a dilemma if he should support the girl because he wasn’t sure of the child’s paternity…

Mo’s advice was to wait for the child to be born and support the girl in the meantime… But, once the baby’s been born, a DNA test should be done ASAP…

Nice sensible advice…

Slumdog Millionaire

I loved Woainimo’s description of Mo totally crushing on this movie… Yup, he was creaming his pants on this movie, Slumdog Millionaire… IMDB ratings of 8.7 out of 10  and 95% rating on RottenTomatoes.com makes this a must watch… It also snatched 4 Golden Globes, Best Motion Picture – Drama, Best Director – Motion Picture (Danny Boyle), Best Screenplay (Simon Beaufoy) and Best Original Score (A. R. Rahman).

Oh yeah, Khalesh, I’ll definitely watch this one, hehe…

Hmmm, did my research and only a DVD screener is available at this time… But according to the comments, it’s pretty watchable with an audio and video rating of 8/10… There’s the occasional “Property of” blah blah which is pretty much par for the course if you’re watching DVD screeners…

Now where’s my torrent icon…

Nude photos of your ex’s

This topic was discussed yesterday when a caller related how she’d embarrassed her ex who’d screwed her over by creating a multiply site and posting his compromising photos there… Whoa! Big time move… With that mindset she’d probably posted the link to the multiply site on the guy’s friendster account, hehe…

Again, please heed Mo’s advice… If you take photos and videos of yourself, please be careful and not let it fall in the hands of the other party, otherwise you’re royally screwed if and ever you break up with your significant other…

http://www.judgemyjunk.org

Yes, it’s official… The domain name http://www.judgemyjunk.org has been bought and paid for by Mojo Jojo whilst the show was going on…

This topic generated a lot of discussion on my blog on Charice, hehe…

Most of the horndogs that read this blog were publicly flirting with my gorgeous femme fatale readers, e.g. Carol, Marie, Woainimo, et al… I had a blast reading the back and forth banter, hehe…

There were discussions of collectively posting their junks on the website, if and ever it comes into fruition…

Well, the time for talk has ended, time to put your photos where your mouth is, hehe…

For the uninitiated, Mo had this brilliant idea of creating a website where you can post images of your junk anonymously… For girls, it could be their top or their bottoms (or both, hehe)… For guys, their sausages and eggs will be on view for the gays to ogle at and rank…

Again, the premise is anonymity, you just show the junk and not the faces… As an additional security measure, you need to post your junk beside  a copy of the day’s paper, preferably a broadsheet paper… This is to prevent some idiots from just grabbing a photo from the internet and claiming it as their own junk… Yeah, the 3 inch worm then becomes a foot long anaconda…

The idea hadn’t been a minute old when streams of emails directed at goodtimeswithmo@yahoo.com started to flood its mailbox… Mojo and Grace started screaming at some of the photos, hehe…. I had to turn my radio down…

So guys and gals, what are you waiting for? Start snapping away and see how your junk compares to others…

That’s it for now, guys…

Talk to you again soon… Now start posting those junk pics, hehe…

Good times!

Today’s show made me so proud to be a Pinoy… I don’t know about you guys but I have seen almost all of Charice’s Pempengco’s videos on Youtube and I know that she can sing… But listening to Charice kicking Mojo’s butt so thoroughly gave me goosebumps…

Mo put it so well, she’s young but she has the undefinable X-factor, she puts the soul in the song…

Today’s blog is a bit shorter than usual because there weren’t that many topics discussed as a great majority of the show was devoted to Charice’s ibong adarna performance…

Read on:

Valley Golf incident

It seems that the Pangandaman’s PR machine is running smoothly and they’re trying to reverse public opinion against them… There was a caller who laid a lot of credence to the Pangandaman’s story about the Dela Paz’ instigating the fight and making them out as the aggrieved party…

Interestingly, Grace also seems to believe the Pangadaman’s version of the incident…

I don’t know, maybe I’ve just gotten so cynical with our politician’s that I don’t put much stock in the Pangandaman’s version of the incident…

Hell, it’s a boring topic anyway… Let the courts decide…

Website idea

Mo put forth an idea for a website to allow users to post their junk and for other users to rate said junk (i.e. your privates)… Kind of like a social networking site but instead of face pics, junk pics are the norm…

Mojo suggested the name, http://www.judgemyjunk.com…

I think a better name would be http://www.ratemyjunk.com…

Again, I think it’s just an elaborate ploy by Mo to get Grace Lee to show her junk, hehe…

Charice Pempengco vs. Mojo Jojo

This contest had a foregone conclusion even before it started, hehe… No sooner had Charice stepped inside the booth when Grace gushed all over her and started singing here praises… Even Mo, normally unflappable became an instant fan…

Round 1

Mojo started pretty lame with a gay version of “If I were a boy” by Beyonce… I guess my favorite radio diva was a little nervous because he wasn’t up to his usual standard… I mean, I’ve listened to Mojo in other sing offs and he could hold his own…

Charice sang “And I’m telling you” by Jennifer Hudson… She nailed it and killed Mojo in round 1…. And she’s just starting out, you know, getting warmed up… Mojo suffered a left right combination and was knocked down… Fortunately, he was saved by the bell… That’s a 10-7 round right there…

Round 2

Charice sang a rearranged version of the song “I will survive” which is pretty apt considering all the trials and tribulations she’s had to endure in her young life…

I think this partly explain where she gets that soul which just evokes emotions and strikes a chord in the listener’s hearts…

Mojo sang a nervous version of the closing song of “The Phantom of the Opera”…. Much better than his previous effort but he just gave up and stopped the song in mid-song… Wrong key…

The Duet

Charice fulfilled Mojo’s dream to sing a duet with him and they sang a song from the animated movie, “The Prince of Egypt”… Charice showed off her full vocal range here… Hitting high notes with ease and caressing the low notes…

Mojo almost blew it a couple of times but Charice saved him, hehe…

Lucky Mojo! He’s in elite company… Charice has sung with Celine Dion, Alicia Keys and Andrea Boccelli…

Woohoo!

Barack Obama’s inauguration

Oh just as an aside, Charice is singing at Barack Obama’s inauguration… When asked what song she’s going to sing, she casually mentioned that David will pick a song for her…

Honestly, the company this girl keeps, hehe…

That was it… They said their goodbyes to Charice and the show ended because the trio became fans and they probably had pictures taken with Charice and had her sign autographs, hehe…

[Filler Music]

Till next time!

Good times…

It was an AWESOME show today and I feel sorry for you guys who may have missed it… It made up for the horrendous traffic jams I had to wade through in getting to the office…

Not to worry though… You have this blog to update you or if you wish you can head on over to Tonting’s site for the day’s recording… It should be up by the time you read this post…

So with further ado, let’s do the recap:

Mariah sCarey

Mo talked about Mariah Carey’s new version of the song Hero and how scary she now looks compared to when she did the original version of the song in 1993… That was 15 years ago… Geez, it’s been that long?

She was a favorite jackoff subject then but since then she’s obviously had a lot of work done and it’s all gone downhill for her… Well in terms of looks at least…

Too bad…

Now, when I see her, I can’t help but go… WTF, did she do with herself?

For the Pinocchio in all of us

The show would not be complete without Mo sharing an article or two that he found while trawling the internet… In today’s show, he shared this interesting article from CNN.com

White lies we tell all the time, some of the ones I’m guilty of include the following:

1. The number of sexual partners you’ve had plus or minus five
2. That you totally just washed your hands
3. That the reason for your eyebags is not, in fact, that you were out late partying but that you were up late reading”Twilight”
4. That you didn’t just fart right now
5. Your height and weight on your driver’s license

Hmmm, I can’t relate… Liar, hehe… Guilty as charged of some of those things… How many of these “offenses” have you committed?

How much for a night?

Mo introduced a juicy “what if” topic which had the phone lines and the text lines buzzing… He posed a hypothetical question which went something like this…

“If celebrities (male and female) were prostitutes, how much of your monthly income would you be willing to spend for a roll in the hay with them and which celebrity would you spend it on?”

Mojo was incredibly thrifty and was willing to spend only P15K for night with Gerald Anderson, hehehe…

Maria Korea surprised me when she said that out of her average monthly income of P250K, she’d be willing to spend P50, no P80K on Richard Gutierrez… Mo called her a liar and said that she’d probably spend all the P250K if it would be possible to get Richard… Grace blushed and turned red as a beet… Which meant it was probably true, hehe…

Mo was willing to spring P120 – P150K for his top 3

1. Cristine Reyes
2. Anne Curtis
3. Maureen Larazabal

In that order, hmmmm… Seems like Anne is falling out of favor, hehe…

A wise-cracking texter said he’d spend P400K for a foursome with Mo, Mojo and Grace, hehe… Mo agreed as long as he’ll go first, hehe… No sloppy seconds for my man, hehe…

For me, I’d probably be willing to spend P100K for a night with either Cristine Reyes or Ehra Madrigal…

Oh yeah, WOAINIMO, one of our regular readers pitched in an offer P80K plus a plateful of bacon for the pleasure of bedding Mo Twister… He said he’d do it just for the bacon

Pitch in with your favorites, dear readers and make it count, hehe…

Animal fun

More phallic talk from Mo… Did you know that the gorilla has the smallest penis in proportion to its body size? It’s only about the size of a thumb…

In contrast the male African bull elephant has a wang that’s 6.5 feet long… That’s a Kobe Bryant, hehe…

The blue whale is also packing some heat down there as the longest measured wangbone came in at an astonishing 8 feet… That’s longer than Yao Ming…

For more “educational” stuff, check out this article…

Stone Cold Stunner

I was hesitant to include the story of this girl who called yesterday because her story while it was highly amusing didn’t ring quite true with me…

But then without warning, the plot thickened on today’s show as we got confirmation that this story was true!

Background

A listener named Basia, phoned in yesterday regarding the topic of getting caught in the act while cheating… She said that she caught her boyfriend buck naked with another girl in her condo getting down and dirty… She beat up the girl and then delivered a stone cold stunner on her! For the uninitiated, a stone cold stunner is a move that was the signature finishing move of WWE wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin… Check out the Youtube clip above to get an idea what the hell I’m talking about…

Geez, the girl apparently was a fan of the WWE and she executed this move on the poor girl… Get this, she also threw out the girl onto Shaw Boulevard as naked as the day she was born… Bigtime move! This Basia girl was too cool to be true… Mo was in love, hehe…

Well, on today’s show, guess who called, Basia again! Apparently, the girl she creamed got her revenge on her by destroying her most beloved possession, her pickup truck, a Dodge RAM… Did I say this girl was cool? I mean chicks driving trucks are just too hot, whew…

Apparently, her nemesis or her agents spray painted her truck with the word “BITCH” and poured paint thinner on it…

She called the show asking for advice on what evil revenge plot she should hatch to get back at the other girl… It’s on! Let’s get ready to rumble!

Now, it would have been funny just like that, but then guess who called? The girl Basia bitch slapped and stone cold stunned!

I can’t recall her name for the life of me, but she confirmed everything that Basia said including the stone cold stunner, hehe… She also said that she didn’t know the guy had a girl and she was told that the condo was his…  She also said that Basia was always out because she worked as a flight attendant! Whew, athletic, loves the WWE and the NBA (she loves Ben Wallace) drives a truck and is a flight attendant to boot! Damn, this girl is too good to be true!

I’ll be following this telenovela for what it’s worth… I hope Basia or the stunnee calls again on Monday, hehe…

Any suggestions for revenge for Basia?

Cheating with your husband?

The last caller of the day was very entertaining as well… She’d been married, has two kids, had her marriage annulled and now she’s with cheating with her ex-husband! Confused? Well, here’s how it went…

Background

Our caller was married for a number of years to a guy and they had two kids out of that marriage… They subsequently had their marriage annulled… Her ex-husband then got married and now has a son with another woman… She also has her own boyfriend… Fine so far, pretty typical scenario…

Things got weird when one day, when her husband was delivering their kids’ tuition fee, they somehow felt the call of nature and actually did it… Yes, folks, she slept with her ex-husband whom she left because he was a cheating bastard…

Now, they’re in a weird situation where they meet and cheat…

I guess there’s a first time for everything… As always our threesome gave their individual advice but the general consensus was that she should stop what they’re doing because it could be really bad for their children…

Whew! Weird…

Great, great show today… sorry for the delay but I was damn busy!

Good Times!

No dicks allowed...

The Good Times gang had another great show today! Too bad Grace had to leave the show in between… Unfortunately, she had other commitments… Aside from being a funny show, today’s edition was pretty educational as they guested Grace’s personal OB-GYN…

Yup, you read it right, the good doctor has gone to places we’ve only dreamt of going, hehe…

Read on for the highlights…

Heads will roll

I’ve noticed a trend that early morning viewers are usually calling long distance from other countries… Probably because it’s early in the morning, they have more luck in getting through… Hmmm, come to think of it, I should probably use that tactic to finally get on the show, hehe…

The show got off to a rather grisly start with a long distance call from a listener in far off Tucson, Arizona who works as a paramedic… Mo as you may know used to work as a 911 Operator in the US while he was completing his studies… He and the caller hit it off and he asked him if there were any surprises in the new year shift…

Our caller narrated a story about a young lady of around 24 who’d been drinking AND driving which more often than not results in tragedy. Apparently, the girl, who was driving a late 90’s model Accord without her seatbelt on, drove underneath a trailer truck and was decapitated when she went through the car’s windshield…

Yup, you read it right, the glass took her head clean off… Ugggghhhh….

Our poor paramedic had to pick up her head 50 meters away from the accident site…

Hay… What a way to start the day, hehe…

So remember, wear a seatbelt and more importantly, DON’T drink AND drive!

New Year resolution

Mo was kind enough to share his New Year resolution and it is a funny one… Ready for it?

He’s resolved to learn texting and to limit his phone calls to 5 calls a day! Hmmm, what brought that on? Well, getting your phone line disconnected and getting stuck with a bill worth P77,000.00++ for a month’s use sure sounds like a good reason…

Globe trotting Mo got stuck with the bill since he was using international roaming and he received an average of 400+ SMS messages a day during the holidays… Now that ADDS up… I got stuck with a similar problem whilst in Europe but luckily my phone bill is nowhere near P77K, hehe… I’d have fainted if I saw a phone bill like that!

Start practicing your texting fingers Mo and welcome to the world of:

Wr u n?

Muzta na u?

K

W8 lng trfk hir

And other abbreviations guaranteed to drive you batty if you’re not a frequest texter…

Good luck on your resolution, my man!

Courses with the most intercourse

Mo being the internet addict and closet nerd that he is, shared an article from chemistry-blog.com stating the college courses which get the least tail… Meaning, chastity belts probably won’t be of much use to you if you’re studying one of these courses, hehe…

1. Mathematics – 69 and 88 will probably be just numbers to these guys…
2. Chemistry – they’re probably too busy studying other fluids to be concerned about exchanging the bodily kind…
3. Economics – they probably get some tail, particularly here in the Philippines…
4. Mechanical Engineering – too few girls and the few ones taking the course are… let’s just say, I’ve never seen a hot mechanical engineering student in my life…
5. Civil Engineering – ditto

To balance it off, he offered his own take on which courses to take if you want to get laid…

1. Mass Comm – might as well be read as Mass Cum…
2. Nursing – count ’em, the economies of scale certainly apply here…
3. International Relations – Mo said the the word Relations explain it all…
4. HRM – Hey, they specialize in the service industry…
5. Literature and Arts – according to Mo, they’re very passionate people, hehe…

No offense to the readers who’ve taken these courses please… I’ve had enough hate mail lately…

Interesting news

Some interesting news that was discussed on the show this morning was the plan of an English town to change some street names because they were deemed “aesthetically unsuitable”…

You be the judge:

1. Hoare Road – sounds like a street from Amsterdam…
2. Quare Street – this is Mojo’s European address…
3. Juggs Road – this is right beside Quare Street… Grace lives here…
4. Cockshut Road – this may be a subtle reference to Grace’s Anatomy…
5. Cracknuts Lane – OUCH!

By the way, all these streets are in East Sussex…

The 2nd news item that Mo shared was an article about an Indian immigrant in Australia who was charged with murder because she burned her husband’s genitalia when she saw him hugging another woman…

She claimed that “his penis belongs only to me”…

Geez, talk about possessive…

Cervical cancer

Finally, the last hour was devoted to questions and answers by Grace’s personal OB-GYNE… Nope, she wasn’t there to discuss Grace’s Anatomy, despite persistent efforts by Mo for her to spill the beans… She was admirably tight-mouthed and respected the patient-doctor privilege…

Actually, she was there to promote the vaccination of women against the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) which exponentially increases the risk of cervical cancer in sexually active women…

It was actually a very educational hour and I learned more about the vagina and cervical cancer than I cared to know, hehehe…

Mo proudly showed off his knowledge of the vagina and its inner workings… The good doctor was suitably impressed and said that he could qualify as an OB-GYNE but he’ll probably get a very limited clientele, hehe…

The gist of it is that if you’re over 30 and you’re sexually active… Get the vaccine (or the series of vaccines)… There’s 3 of them that are injected in these sequence… 1st injection, 2nd injection one month after and the final injection 6 months after the 2nd one… Cost is around P7K/injection for the more expensive one but Glaxo-Smith Kline has lowered the price to a more affordable level… Consult with your local OB-GYNE ladies…

That’s all for now…

More GTWM tomorrow!

Good Times!

It’s also frigging cold these days and it’s such a bore trying to wake up early… I don’t know about you, but I still seem to have some holiday hangover, hehe…

But there’s nothing like listening to my favorite morning radio show to put me in the mood…

Read on for the highlights and lowlights (including the kulangot bomb), hehe…

Stupid names

An interesting discussion which seems to be a favorite of Mo since he’s rehashed it a number of times is the subject of stupid names… I’ve noticed that kids nowadays have weirder and weirder names… I was a guest at a baptism and you wouldn’t believe the child’s name…

SHAQUILLE KOBE

Apparently, the father was a fan of the Lakers during the Shaq-Kobe days… Poor kid, I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes… He’ll get teased a lot during his childhood, that’s a certainty…

What crazy names have you come across recently?

Grossest Move

Just to whet the appetite of early morning listeners who were partaking of their breakfast, Mo introduced the topic of the grossest move of all time… For him, it’s the appropriately named, KULANGOT bomb! Kulangot, for my foreign readers (as if there are any, hehe) is also known as booger in American slang…

The kulangot bomb is the move wherein you cover one nostril and sneeze out all the snot and boogers out the other nostril… Sounds pretty delectable, hehe… This is especially nasty when you’ve been nursing a cold during the eve before New Year and you’ve been inhaling all the fumes from the fireworks lit that night in your neighborhood… You know what that means…

But for my money, I still think Mojo grabbing Mo’s poop was the grossest move ever though, hehe…

Valley Golf fisticuffs

The power of the blog has once again been proven with the maelstrom generated by the  circulating story of the Pangandamans versus the Dela Paz incident at the Valley Gold and Country Club…

Bloggers left and right have been posting about the incident and this has prompted media to sit up and pay attention…

For the uninitiated (like Grace, hehe), the story goes that the 56 year old Dela Paz and his 14 year old son were beaten up by the mayor of a town in Lanao del Norte and his retinue of goons over a trivial matter whilst playing golf at the Valley Golf course…

He was alleged to have also said “Hindi niyo yata ako kilala eh!” Again this smacks of arrogance…

Mo was of the opinion that it would have been okay if it had been a fair fight… Men get into fights all the time… Over big things, little things… As long as the odds are even, it shouldn’t really be a big deal…

But ganging up on an old man and his 14 year old kid? Plus pulling a gun and an armalite rifle on the ready?

That’s just too much…

By the way, the Pangandaman’s came up with fairy tale to explain away the reason why they beat up Dela Paz and his son… It’s a great piece of fiction and wholly believable, if you were born yesterday…

Just do a search on the omniscient modern day ORACLE known as GOOGLE and you’ll find all you need to know about this story…

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Mo was raving about the new Brad Pitt movie called The Curious Case of Benjamin Button… It’s the story of a man who was born in his 80’s and ages backwards… Very original concept and very curious indeed…

Being the devoted disciple that I am, it’s currently being downloaded in the background even as I type this piece of crap, hehe… I’ve also read excellent reviews about it and the buzz is that Brad Pitt is due for an Oscar nomination at the least for his performance in this movie…

I’ll let you know my views once I’ve seen it… It’s scheduled to come out soon in Philippine cinemas as well… Probably by next week… Check it out…

Boys don’t cry

Mo has been really weepy these days according to him and he asked the male callers how long ago was it since they let off some steam and exercised their lachrymal glands…

One caller said that last time he cried was when he fought with his girl…

Mo called it gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy, hehe… Not unless she kicked his balls should the guy have shed tears…

Grace thought it was sweet, awwww….

Guys, do you agree? Boys don’t cry?

In flagrante delicto

Mo switched to another topic and he asked the caller to phone in with their stories… Specifically if they’ve been caught in flagrante delicto (caught in the act) of cheating… You know, pants down, bras off or totally buff…

A couple of male callers called in with particularly long-winded and unbelievable stories of how they caught their girlfriends cheating on them…

One caller in particular said that he caught his girlfriend with another guy and he took the time to jack off to them doing the deed before leaving them undisturbed…

Does that sound believable of what?

Maybe he was the guy who made up the fairy tale of the Pangandaman’s…

This guy had me laughing all the way to the office…

Charice

Pint sized dynamo Charice Pempengco, she with the powerful voice and awesome vocal range, is set to do battle with Mojolina next Monday in a classic sing off…

Mojo was already quaking in his high heels and conceding defeat even before a single note was sung… Admittedly, Charice is a formidable opponent but Mo can probably stack the cards in Mojo’s favor… Make her sing some unknown song or screw up her microphone, hehe… Just kidding Charice!

I’m actually a fan and I’m looking forward to her battle with Mojolina…

Go Mojo!

Till next time… I’m out of here…

Good times!

Photo courtesy of http://perezhilton.com

Hullo guys and gals! Happy new year to my dear readers whom I’ve neglected the past few weeks…

Sorry about that guys, but tis the holiday season and I needed the time off to get away from it all and hence I went incommunicado for a time to recharge my batteries and face 2009 refreshed and hopefully ready to face the challenges ahead…

I hope you guys had time to commune with our Maker as well and celebrate the Yuletide season with your families…

Now on to the real reason why you’re here…

ABS-CBN making a Twilight telenovela?

This news has been making the rounds all week particularly in light of the recent box-office success of the Twilight movie. The internet has been buzzing with famous local bloggers like Spanky Enriquez posting about the purported project… This has of course outraged Pinoy Twilight fans who dread seeing their beloved book desecrated, hehe…

The supposed title of the telenovela: TAKIPSILIM (What else?)… The rights also allegedly came with a hefty USD1,000,000.00 price tag… Now that’s a lot of moolah…

The news originated apparently from another famous blogsite, Perez Hilton…

Aside from the “Hollywood” source, the news gained credibility because it came with the supposed cast and I quote:

Cast (Unofficial) :

Rayver Cruz as Edward Cullen
Shaina Magdayao as Isabella Swan
Valeen Montenegro as Alice Cullen
Gabby Concepcion as Dr. Carlisle Cullen
Luis Manzano as Emmett Cullen
Al Tantay as Charlie Swan
Yayo Aguila as Renee Dwyer
Fred Payawan as Jacob Black
Carlos Agassi as James
Chin Chin Gutierrez as Esme Cullen
Karylle as Rosalie Hale
Joross Gamboa as Jasper Hale
Jessy Mendiola as Jessica Stanley
Empress Schuck as Angela Weber
Brad Murdoch as Laurente
Nikki Bacolod as Victoria
Aaron Villaflor as Mike Newton

Someone apparently gave it a lot of thought as the actors appear to be if not well cast at least believably cast…

ABS-CBN though has denied the news and blamed Perez Hilton’s website for the hoax…

If you listen closely, you can almost hear the entire Philippine fanbase of the Twilight series heaving a collective sigh of relief, hehe…

By the way, did you know that my site is still getting over a thousand hits a day even without updates? Yup, and it’s all because of the post I made about downloading the free Twilight e-book… Worked like a charm, hehe… Unintended, but hey, who am I to complain?

Amsterdam misadventures

As you all know, Mo flew off to Europe for the holidays and he made a sidetrip to the land of windmills and tulips… Or for some more adventurous souls, the land of bong and porn..

Mo shared a funny story of his misadventure in one of the famous live shows in Amsterdam’s red light districts… Apparently, he entered one of the many live sex show establishments in Amsterdam and he was greeted by the sight of an old hag about to perform for the packed crowd…

According to Mo, she was in her 40’s or 50’s and when she brought out a dildo, he hightailed it out of the place faster than you can say, “eeww”…

ROTLMAO!

Pinoy Soul Food

Mo, Mojo and Grace spent the better part of an hour discussing Filipino soul food… That is to say, food which is uniquely Filipino and will make foreigners gag and say, “WTF are they thinking?”

Among the treats mentioned were the infamous balut, betamax (cow’s blood cubed and broiled on a stick), adidas (chicken feet), dinuguan, potpot (I haven’t the foggiest notion what this is), isaw, bagoong and a whole slew of others…

Balut was the top contender until someone texted in and said that they have a similar dish in Vietnam…

Interestingly, Grace Lee said the Koreans are equally fond of fine delicacies like blood (they use cow blood) and soup no. 5… Mojo volunteered Rocky Mountain oysters which are actually cojones from sheep which are eaten raw by cowboys in the US…

I loved this discussion coz I’ve been pretty adventurous in my culinary predilection as well and I’ve consumed food which would make ordinary Pinoys retch and call out the proverbial “uwak, uwak”…

For example, I relish frog dishes, such as batute (stuffed frogs), sinigang na palaka (frogs in sour broth), fried frog legs and other mouthwatering frog delicacies…

I’ve also braved the delicacy known as fried field rats and found them tasty, albeit, I was unaware of the fact that they were rats until after I’ve consumed a plateful, hehe… The person who made me eat them had wisely cut off all the rodents’ appendages and spun me a fanciful tale of some exotic birds which they had caught and fried… Hey, I was young and gullible, hehe…

Adobong crickets were a bit too crunchy for my taste although I’ve been assured they’re nutritious…

Snakes and monitor lizards have also been a repast I’ve partaken of in my childhood… Monitor lizards are true to the cliche, they literally taste like chicken!

I’m not sure but I have a feeling the other listeners who were having breakfast may have tuned out, hehe…

What exotic foods have you relished or were tricked into eating in the past?

Phone scams

Mojolina received a text message from a scammer who claimed that he had won Php950,000.00 from a contest which he hadn’t even joined… A certain Atty. Amado Tetangco left a number to call…

I’m sure you’ve had your share of these scamming SMS and just deleted them just as I’m sure you’ve received your share of Nigerian emails claiming to be from a bank employee who knows of a secret stash to fulfill your million dollar dreams…

I’ve always been curious as to who is actually responsible for these scams but never bothered to call the number on the SMS… In my opinion, this is a numbers game… Meaning out of hundreds or maybe even thousands of SMS messages they send out, there’s bound to be a few people who would bite and make this sick enterprise worth their while…

Mojo called the number and a certain “Atty. Tetangco” who answered sounded like one of those DOM’s that Mo is so fond of impersonating… He had all the nasty qualities of a bad used car salesman which should set all your alarm bells ringing…

I wonder why I’ve never heard of people being arrested for these scams? Calling Imbestigador and XXX! This should be right up your alley… An entrapment sounds good…

By the way, just as an aside, I thought I heard Mo calling these scammers “SOB’s” and I do mean the whole phrase and not just the acronym for these bastards… I’m not sure if I misheard him but I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed on air… I sure hope Mo doesn’t get into trouble for his slip of the tongue…

Anyway, that’s all for now… I have to get back to work, hehe…

A shoutout to all my loyal readers… You know who you are…

Great times!