Gopher the Beard!

Somniloquy: Snow?

Ginny and Josh — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:39:04 +0000

Ginny: Are they completely white?
Joshua: Are what?
Ginny: I said ‘Merry Christmas’.
Joshua: Merry Christmas.
Ginny: You just don’t get it.

Why Josh is more awesome than me.

Ginny — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:50:47 +0000

Josh thinks that he will be favored by our future niece or nephew. When I asked why he said "Because, im going to come in and be wearing a space helmet, playing an electric sitar and riding a moose". And lets me realistic folks, youd think he was cooler too. Shoot, all I have to give to the baby is a moby wrap and some pureed Bananas (which i could eat, all the time).

Somniloquy: You touch what you eat

Ginny and Josh — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:17:28 +0000

Ginny: It would probably make good sandwiches the next day.
Joshua: I guess.
Ginny: You don’t think so?
Joshua: Why a sandwich?
Ginny: Touch it and eat it.
Joshua: Touch what?
Ginny: Have you never carved an animal?
Joshua: I guess I do.

Somniloquy: Oh no there goes Tokyo

Ginny and Josh — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:02:31 +0000

Ginny: Big step.
Joshua: What is?
Ginny: A Godzilla step.
Joshua: What does it sound like?
Ginny: Like Godzilla is walking by.

Somniloquy: Or is it whom?

Ginny and Josh — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:51:12 +0000

Ginny: He’s like two face.
Joshua: Who?
Ginny: The guy who lost his face.
Joshua: Who?
Ginny: …scars…

well…

Ginny — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:35:06 +0000

i just feel like im being crapped on from every direction today.

chickychicken

Ginny — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 23:06:20 +0000

So, im baking chicken. I think even with the right ingredients my food does not come out exactly how i like. i want my chicken to get all crispy and delish. however, its skinless…so…how do i get it crispy? its marinaded in orange juice and honey, so it should be crispy!

any suggestions?

Yet another Horatio meme post

Joshua — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:49:53 +0000

Made for Ginny to be posted on facebook

Somniloquy: … and her sidekick Dynabear!

Ginny and Josh — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:34:00 +0000

Ginny: I wish I had Velcro.
Joshua: Why?
Ginny: To stick on a wall.
Joshua: Like Spider-Ginny?
Ginny: Mmhmmm.
Joshua: Mr.Bear will get stuck to it.
Ginny: No, he will stick to my back like a little papoose.

Opinion Outpost – Money from surveys

Joshua — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:19:10 +0000

A genuine check made out to me:

Not the biggest check I recieved from the, or the smallest, I just like to cash-out sometimes. Whenever I’m tight on my I sometimes take surveys for cash. Opinion Outpost is one of the few survey companies still around that don’t bullshit you. They pay cash and only cash, are clear about their surveys, and have a $5.00 minimum payout. I fully recommend them. The best surveys are the ones that just have you watch a television show and then ask you questions about the commercials.