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My Two Census

2010-03-31T10:51:00.001-04:00

(Posted by Traci Skene) The U.S. Census Bureau is as crafty as a pedophile at a playground. They offer you puppies and candy (or, the their case, Ed Begley JR. commercials and colored graphics that look like hand turkeys) then threaten you with harm if you don't comply. I decided today to fill out my 2010 Census even though I think the government has no right to know if I'm Guamanian or

Crazy Uncle Joe gets near a mike... again!

2010-03-24T22:32:00.002-04:00

Posted by Ellen Karis:First mistake: They let "Crazy Uncle Joe" speak. Second mistake: They let Crazy Uncle Joe speak all miked up? Ah, yes, Crazy Uncle Joe managed to say the F-word to introduce what his boss has been dreaming about since he founded the Saul Alinsky Fan Club back at Columbia. Way to class up the joint, Unc! Not only did he use the F-word, but he referred to a monumental

Speak truth to power? Has to be the right kind of power.

2010-03-19T08:49:00.000-04:00

Posted by Brian McKim If I may be serious for just a moment. Website Volokh Conspiracy (a "group blog" staffed mainly by law professors) has this insight into the latest Rasmussen poll results that show President Obama's approval rating at 43 per cent, the same as President's George W. Bush's approval rating upon leaving office:Imagine how unpopular Obama would be if the press and the late

Phillly Soda Tax Proposed by "Nutter."

2010-03-18T00:34:00.000-04:00

(Posted by Traci Skene) Philadelphia's Mayor has perhaps the greatest name for a Democrat politician... Nutter. They should all be named Nutter. President Nutter. Governor Nutter. Speaker of the House Nutter. In fact, the only way I'd ever put a Democrat bumper sticker on my car is if is said Nutter/Nutter 2012. Mayor Nutter's most recent nutty idea, is to close the budget gap by taxing

Newest Fashion Accessory on Capitol Hill

2010-03-15T23:21:00.001-04:00

Posted by Brian McKim It's the latest must-have accessory on The Hill: The Democrat National Committee Arm Sling! It's available for only $7.92 if you act now! Here's the description from the DNC.com website:Provides General Arm Support and Restricts Movement to Assist In Healing Sore Or Injured Arms and Elbows which may be injured while House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA 8th) twists

Bad Perms Cause Jihad

2010-03-13T09:25:00.000-05:00

Posted by Traci Skene A second "Jihad Jane" has been arrested. That's Jamie Paulin-Ramirez on the left. She's the second "Blond Bomber" to be arrested this week. The first, Colleen LaRose, is on the right. We detect a pattern. Folks have been speculating about what it is that could drive two American women to support jihad. Obviously, it's the chemicals from the perm. Homeland Security

Obama's Top Ten Accomplishments

2010-03-11T08:24:00.000-05:00

Posted by Jim Mendrinos Like most of my conservative brethren I have been accused of being unduly harsh on our president. So with an air of fairness and bipartisanship inspired by our president's bipartisanship, I now present: The Top 10 Accomplishments of the Obama Administration 10. Accepting Desiree Rogers' resignation. 9. Calling Kanye West a Jackass. 8. Spending so much it makes

Hey, Sean Penn...

2010-03-09T23:19:00.000-05:00

Posted by Brian McKim It's all over the internet-- Sean Penn wants some sort of lines to be drawn when it comes to just what journalists can and cannot say about Hugo Chavez. Now follow us, if you can... it gets a little tricky here. Sean Penn is buddies with the president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez. In the time that Mr. Chavez has been in power he's revoked the license of Venezuela's second

It's Curtains For Congress

2010-03-08T18:38:00.002-05:00

(Posted by Traci Skene) Move over Howard Stern! The new King of Controversial Radio is Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY). During a recent interview with WKPQ-AM, Massa, who has been accused of sexually harassing a male staffer (and, let's face it, the only men in Congress who haven't been accused of sexually harassing a male staffer have been accused of sexually harassing a female staffer) let rip with a

You don't need a weatherman...

2010-03-03T23:15:00.000-05:00

... to know which way the wind blows. See below for the 243-day forecast for the U.S. and surrounding areas.

Mendrinos posts to Fox's Team Washington blog

2010-03-02T22:42:00.000-05:00

Click on the image below to check out some of Jim Mendrinos' videos! That's Jim Mendrinos of GOPLaughs.com! Who is also Jim Mendrinos of FoxNews.com! There's a bunch of 'em!

Lindsey Vs. Lindsay

2010-03-01T23:20:00.001-05:00

Posted by Traci Skene While Senator Lindsey Graham(R-SC) is using the idiotic youth of America to justify his support for Cap and Trade, actress and idiotic youth of America spokesperson, Lindsay Lohan probably thinks Cap and Trade is the name of a used clothing store. So, who is a more ridiculous human being? Lindsey Graham or Lindsay Lohan? Lindsey: I have been to enough college

Think of the tax revenue!

2010-02-28T20:37:00.000-05:00

Posted by Brian McKim & Traci Skene "Let's Move!" is First Lady Michelle Obama's program that aims "to solve the epidemic of childhood obesity within a generation." The president had his first physical examination since taking office this morning. White House physician Jeffrey Kuhlman, in a role vaguely reminiscent of Punxatawney Phil, said that he foresees 17 more months of health-- Obama

GOPLaughs.com makes "The Week in Blogs" AGAIN!

2010-02-27T12:55:00.000-05:00

This time, it was Brian McKim's "Sexiest RINO Alive"/People magazine cover mockup that was blessed by PJTV's Stephen Green as the "Photoshop of the Week!" (Welcome to all Vodkapundit readers!) The Photoshop (again, actually made using an old Windows 98 version of MGI Photosuite!) was based on an idea by Traci Skene.

Reagan tried to make me go to rehab

2010-02-27T12:22:00.004-05:00

Posted by T.J. McCormack I remember the night I quit drinking. To paraphrase our president's pastor of 20 years, Jeremiah Wright, the chickens had come home to roost. He could have been doing play-by-play that night. My time was up! The partying, the hypocrisy, the hiding, the craziness-- it was going to be gone or I was going to lose my wife! But when you are in the throes of alcoholism,

Bipartisan Health Care Summit

2010-02-25T18:18:00.000-05:00

Posted by Brian McKim If you thought watching C-Span was boring... just imagine being on C-Span!

12 Million Americans...

2010-02-24T14:30:00.004-05:00

Posted by Traci Skene When it comes to math, I usually just pinch my own cheek and say, "Don't you worry your pretty little head about it." But, when faced with leaving an insulting tip for a surly waiter or a coupon worth an additional 15% off clearance items or a Rasmussen poll showing Congress only has a 10% approval rating among voters, I turn into a regular René Descartes. A quick Google

On newsstands tomorrow!

2010-02-22T23:39:00.002-05:00

How to cover your Ann Coulter book

2010-02-21T20:38:00.002-05:00

Posted by Brian McKim Ann Coulter gets all kinds of eye-popping cash to absorb dirty looks and put up with invective hissed through clenched teeth. But those of us who merely read her books in public (and don't fatten our bank accounts doing so) shouldn't have to put up with that kind of behavior. (She makes it difficult by slapping giant photos of herself on the front of each book-- very

T.S.A. hard at work swabbing granny

2010-02-18T18:07:00.000-05:00

Posted by Traci Skene We were waiting to board our flight out of Lehigh Valley International Airport (bound for Minneapolis--home of the infamous Larry Craig men's room) when, just before 6 AM, a gaggle of T.S.A. agents waddled into the boarding area. Looking more like the cast of Reno 911!, the three men and three women announced that they were going to check our identifications yet again.

"I've fallen and I can't face re-election!"

2010-02-16T23:17:00.004-05:00

Frank Lautenberg fell yesterday. He's okay, say the reporters. He was "joking with doctors." It's always a good sign when a politician is joking with doctors. (Of course, when you're a politician, it's not really joking, it's more like a nervous banter, mixed with frantic attempts to make eye contact with any medical professional that comes within ten feet-- because, you know... you just

They talk the talk, walk the walk...

2010-02-16T20:30:00.000-05:00

... and yock the yock. By that we mean that some of our contributors will be performing at CPAC 2010 on Saturday night. Down there at the bottom of the Friday night agenda, find this:11:00 XPAC Comedy Night sponsored by Parcbench.com Washington Rooms 1-4 Speakers: Ellen Karis, Robert George, Ivan Quinones and Jim Mendrinos Open to all XPAC ticket holdersHow cool is that? Some GOPLaughs.com

Dempends!

2010-02-16T00:09:00.000-05:00

Posted by Brian McKim Get back into private life-- with Dempend Undergarments! Especially for Democrat Reps and Senators up for re-election in November. They seem to be soiling their pants with the release of every new poll!

Ten Things You Didn't Know About The Founding Fathers

2010-02-14T13:05:00.005-05:00

Posted By Traci Skene In today's New York Times Magazine, scholars, pseudo-scholars and marginally educated men with beards who like to wear corduroy jackets with elbow patches attempt to answer the burning question, "How Christian Were the Founders?" The answer? Not so much. At least I think that was the answer. I couldn't make it past the first 5,000 words without nodding off into my

Green TV

2010-02-14T12:55:00.001-05:00

Posted by Ellen Karis I was flipping through the channels the other day and I'm thinking: You know what show I am jonesing for? A reality show that follows the life of Kirstie Alley. And guess what? I put that energy out there and-- Voila! A&E is debuting this exact show March 10th! Phew! Finally! Something that is intriguing, intellectually stimulating and has never been done before. I