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My First Threadless Shirt Design

Jason — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:49:53 +0000

Threadless works with artist from all over the world, taking in designs and putting them up for public vote. Winning designs are put into production, made available for sale and the artists are handsomely compensated!

Yesterday I submitted my very first design!

If you like it, please take a minute to go HERE and rate it and indicate that you would consider buying it on a shirt (not any commitment, just opinion). You'll need to sign in/up to rate.

Any votes are very much appreciated!

Gingerbread House

Jason — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 17:24:32 +0000

I Photoshopped this Xmas gift for you, internet.

Best Conversation Ever

Jason — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:04:03 +0000

A conversation I just had on Tumblr regarding the possibility of someone driving my broke ass to a tweetup in San Francisco. Note that I spoke in pictures as well as words.

Me: Who …is driving me to San Francisco in January?

Monkeyfrog: Are you very, very brave?

Me: I fear nothing except deep water and carnival rides such as The Zipper.

Do-over: I will pick Monkeyfrog up. She and I will pick you up. There are certain talents you will need to exhibit. I’m sure you’ll do fine.

Me: I can play America the Beautiful on the tuba. No I can’t. I can probably figure out how to tap dance though.

Monkeyfrog: Just show us your tuba and hold onto your fucking hat.

Me:

Do-over: I think I can fit it in the back. What.

Ted Kennedy Is My Power Animal

Jason — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:33:09 +0000

After a twisted series of back and forth jokes on my Tumblr blog, I came up with this design for a t-shirt.

A few people actually were interested in buying one so I made a Zazzle store where you can now purchase them!

Also available on mugs, travel mugs and tote bags.

Makes a somewhat greatest gift ever. Pretty much.

Chop Cup

Jason — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:14:11 +0000

Not what you're expecting.

There's some pictures of the props on Flickr and a behind the scenes time-lapse video here.

Tonya Harding Fantasies

Jason — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:36:12 +0000

Caution: Reading further may cause you to lose all faith in mankind. Especially the man kind of mankind.

(Please) don't ask me how I came upon the official Tonya Harding website. I just did, alright?

I was, of course, skeptical at first that the legendary T-Hard would have such a lackluster representation on the internets but there's a video right on the front page, thanking you for your support and visiting this, her official website.

Can't argue with science.

Then I noticed an innocuous little link, titled "Fantasy."

Oh yes.

They say it better than I ever could - "There are 1581 fantasy stories and messages, and they're all about Tonya Harding." In other words, Tonya Harding erotic fan fiction! Just when I thought I had won at the internet, I realize there's yet another link for "Rejected Fantasies."

Sweet baby Jesus. This is like Yahoo Answers meets Literotica. Some fine excepts include:

"this is so great i love it i wish i could watch it all the time i masturbate to it frequntyly then me and my woman go and fuck like caged monkeys"
"...then my wife would put on the fake dick and fuck tonya in her pussy and ass hole long and hard till the bitch can’t take anymore then we would chain her to to bed to fuck her any time we want."
"She has wicked–awesome body‚ looks good naked and knows how to skate at the Olympic level."

Let's take a minute to celebrate all of humanity.

Right In the Goddamned Penis

Jason — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:12:13 +0000

There are times when I fear somebody out there's going to revoke my License to Photoshop.

Taco Jason

Jason — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:34:51 +0000

There is so much personal win in this picture.

Taco Jason is my new Santa Claus.

60 Seconds of Cat Confusion

Jason — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:02:48 +0000

Cats are easily confused.

The Eyeballing Game

Jason — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:52:24 +0000

Some people are bothered by pictures on the wall hanging slightly crooked. Others may not even be aware that something may be amiss.

Others are just obsessed OCD freaks. Like ME!

I found this simple Flash game, The Eyeballing Game, and haven't been able to stop playing.

Follow the instructions for each screen, estimating where certain points should fall. Play three rounds to see your average score then compare scores against others in real time.

See if you can beat my scores...