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Dionne Bromfield

2011-12-03T15:02:00.000Z

So this little gem has just recently popped up out of the blue, yeah I would say her singing isn't too bad... but the next Amy Winehouse as everyone is saying?! I think not.... people are just saying that because they expect so much of her as she is Amy's god-daughter and in all truthfulness she may be a good singer but Amy Winehouse she is not!

Sorry to burst your bubbles peoples but Amy is dead get over it stop trying to make her live on in Dionne, I think maybe she wants people to think that she is the next A.W but it isn't happening she doesn't have that kind of vocals I mean there are better singers and let's be honest here she only got a shot because of Amy's influence... not saying she doesn't deserve it but we all know the music industry is a tough nut to crack and it really is who you know now-a-days which is a shame for people who are far more talented and deserve it more. Bit of a bummer really, can't say I don't blame some of these girls/boys doing what ever they can to attract the limelight but let me just say keep it clean if you wanna be famous don't go getting your tits out etc because lets face the facts once you do that, your talents will be overlooked and won't be worth shit as everyone will just know you as the girl who got her tits out at Jordans bday bash, or the guy who fucked Susan Boyle... (haha as if anyone would be that DESPERATE) but on a level of seriousness just keep trying. And yes it doesn't hurt to make a few friends while trying to climb the fame ladder just make the "right" friends.

Yeah well that's all I have to say let's just hope this Dionne chick doesn't go the same way as her great role model of a godmother peace out x

Soul Searching....

2011-10-12T18:19:00.000+01:00

So I was talking to a friend and I don't know how it ended up us talking about who you are in life and who you want to be. I used to think it's all bullshit this stupid psychological nonsense "do you know yourself" of course you fucking know yourself you live with yourself 24/7 a day, you know all your deepest darkest secrets, which no-one else would ever know right?!?. Am I right or wrong, I used to think that but after this deep, meaningful, inttelligent conversation.... Ok yes I am being sarcastic you can totally tell right? well maybe, just maybe I don't know who I am, I don't know what I want I just don't fucking know and that scares me. A woman that doesn't know what she wants typical right? indecisive woman can't make up her mind whether she should go on, is life really worth all this bullshit. Women are supposed to be strong, empowered women... headstrong with a clear vision of what they want and they are but that's not me I guess I'm just not woman enough to societys standards. I feel trapped like I'm still that stupid little girl trying to find a place in the world, to belong that's all I ever wanted.... ha I guess I do king of know what I want in a weird kind of way. It's never gonna happen, I'm just never gonna fit in with the stupid ways of society. I guess I just have to suck it up and say fuck you to the world, fuck all of you and your stupid rules and regulations. I feel like a caterpillar that's waiting to bloom but what does a butterfly or flower do before blossoming? it hides away, takes time and with a bit of nurturing and tlc it blooms into something beautiful that's me I'm like a shell being washed around just waiting to become a pearl. Until then I will never be that perfect woman that society oh so fucking loves, I will never be what they ask of me I can only try but why bother? what is society but a bunch of morons lacking any fundamental social skills apart from being a sheep and following the crowd I say fuck that.. anarchy all the way. Like I said something beautiful needs time to grow and form maybe I should go away for a bit and truly find myself, immerse myself in a different culture. Then and only then can I find the beauty in life, in the universe and if I decide to go on, which I can I have demonstrated that I am strong enough to go through life just holding all my pain, sorrow and grief in a glass jar and smile and pretend everything is ok.... just god forbid anyone smash that glass jar. Right now I feel like I'm in two different places at once sanity and on the brink of insanity, I feel I still have these burdens that I was carrying on my shoulders a few years ago I thought I had got rid of them but it seems I only lightened the load. I just need to do a lot of soul searching to find my true self or at least who I want to be and work on it. x

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2011-02-09T01:23:00.001Z

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Nosy Bastards

2010-09-22T21:55:00.000+01:00

Ok I have this thing I hate soo much Nosy people! gosh their everywhere I even live with them my mum is probably the most nosiest person I have ever seen in my whole life! if im talking on the phone i will look around and my mum will be standing their trying to get near the phone to see what she can hear because she wants to get all the latest gossip and i will be like go away and then she will be like oh what is she saying shes more nosier when its a certain friend on the phone because she doesnt like her so she always wants to know whats going on lol because me and my mum bitch constantly about her lmao! I mean theirs times when I will talk to my mum about stuff but then theirs times when she doesnt have to know everything. So yeah its not even my mum its everywhere at college I will be on the phone and then theirs people in my class standing next to me trying to hear everything im talking about so i just stop and look at them and then they try to act like its normal and that I shouldnt be annoyed but yeah I should because its my FUCKING BUSINESS!!! but anyways lately ive been having a couple of heated discussions on the phone with some so called friends and they have been listening and then talking about it like its fucking gossip when its nothing to do with them and recently I had a problem with a friend about stealing something from me and using it and my bill came which was a lot of money and we are not speaking so I was on the phone to her and then they heard well obviously they were eavesdropping like the nosy bastards they are anyways they asked about it when they already knew so I said my friend stole from me and I have to pay a lot of money for what they used and then they turned around without knowing the full story and called me a "liar" and i was like wtf!?! dont accuse me of lying about something like that their just pissed off that it wasnt proper gossip and they probably wanted me to prove to them by showing them the bill etc but why the fuck should I. I dont have to prove myself to anybody!!! so yeah that just majorly pissed me off especially when its nothing to do with them but yeah if any of you know any nosy people let me know in the comment box. x

Lady Gaga

2010-08-07T21:40:00.001+01:00

It seems that everyone has something to say about Lady Gaga so I am going to throw my two cents in here comes the bitch fest lmao! call me jealous or w/e but I am not, I have no desire to look like an ugly ass stripper who looks worn out and old lol... So I am going to be on the point when I say she is UGLY possibly even FUGLY! yep I said it, and I know a lot of you will agree I mean even she knows it that's why she refuses to not wear make-up and be caught without her "crazy styled clothing" which are sooo not individual unique etc etc... I mean if you think about it every girl says they are unique and want to be different because they don't want to follow the crowd and all that bullshit but it's all really attention seeking whores lol... and those kind of people who do that have no self esteem so need to dress up and act like twats so that people will notice these people are stupid and Lady Gagas style is not hers... she steals from other people Like Madonna, Roisin Murphy need I say more? And like I said she even said in an interview with Jonathan Ross you will never see me without all my make up and clothes hmm now why's that? could it be because she is amazingly gorgous or maybe because she is so ugly and looks like a man Yepp I think that is what it is lol. You even notice she has a bit of a package in some of her photos hahaha another thing her songs and videos don't match up... Her voice is average and her songs are average, but she plays it off as having "double meanings etc" I think she is the biggest bullshitter ever to be honest. Like her song Alejandro she tried to make out like the whole video was so that she could show that Homosexuality was wrong and to tell people its ok to be gay or thats just an excuse I think she just did it so she could frolic around in her underwear because she thinks she is so gorgous but she is not and to be honest she looked disgusting in Alejandro the video was just fucked up and what the fuck was with the nazis why not have it in a modern setting... maybe because she is a nazi herself lol also I think te video will just put people off and make homosexuality worser this bitch isnt helping anyone but herself.... this woman is fucked up in the head, maybe she should be taken to the mental institue anyone who walks around with a telephone on their head seriously needs their head checked out.

Don't get me wrong!!!! She is a good singer just over-rated in so many ways, like without all these stupid clothes and stupid behaviour she would probably not be known

Celebrities... famous because of Nothing!

2010-04-11T22:34:00.000+01:00

err ok I know you all hate spoilt rich kids like I do... especially the celebrities kids... they think because their parents or w/e they are, is famous that they immediately are famous and are a gods gift from heaven and that everyone loves them! well we dont and also you are nothing special... it really pisses me off when you see people like Mick Jaggers daughter the one with the bugs bunny teeth! freaking gap tooth like she is disgusting... why the fuck would Rimmel take her on as a model... that just makes me have less respect for them and makes me feel less inclined to buy their products when they have that mingers face on their label... because they obviously dont know what beauty is... and I am sorry I dont wanna look like this!!! I think they need to have a serious think about who they put on their campaign!

I mean do you think if she wasnt Mick Jaggers daughter she would be on the cover of Rimell or Vogue.. I dont think so. Next of all.. our favourite person we love to hate Paris Hilton... *shudders* I wonder how many diseases she has... lol, her show cracks me the fuck up best friends or what ever the fuck it is I dont bother to watch her crappy show.. I only watched it once was hilarious... a friend had called my house and I lied and my mum said I was out but I was actually in and Paris Hiltons best friend show was on and she must have picked a ferret up and it bit her on the nose! good one :)

so yeah I burst into fits of laughter.. and my friend heard me HAHAHAH!!! anyways... why the hell would anyone be desperate to be her best friend.. shes just a normal bitch who just got lucky cos her dad owns a few hotels wow big deal ughh... and now she thinks she is better than everyone! and she cant sing for shit! thank god she hasnt released another awful single and her acting career is soo crap! like the only good thing was house of wax when she got killed haha I cracked up at the way she died!!! she is the biggest bullshitter on earth why make out oh im a nice person then act like a cunt in front of everyone and then she wants to complain people dont treat her fairly and speak bad about her.. heres a thought maybe if you stopped acting like a slag and belittling others you wouldnt get treated the way you do!

Then there is Miley Cyrus... whose dad is Billy Ray Cyrus... if your a fan.. I mean she is ok, she isnt as bad I guess BUT she is famous because he was a singer with the infamous Achy Breaky song what a bunch of shit lol! and to be honest just because her dad was an ok singer doesnt mean she is yeah you heard me right!!! her voice sounds good in the studio... BUT listen to her LIVE!!! it sounds like your ears are being raped... its awful... and to take away from her awful singing she pole dances in front of kids what a great role model -_- I cant believe my little cousins actually look up to her... sick!!!! she doesnt deserve to be on Disney .. or w/e the fuck she is on, they need to get rid of her before she corrupts little kids minds and makes them think its ok to walk around being a slag and pole dancing on ice cream vans, and fooling around in hotels!!! hahah I bet someone is reading this thinking you BITCH! lol Leave Miley Cyrus alone... I used to be like that.. like ohh leave her alone she is just having fun,, but now I realise why everyone doesnt like her!

Who else is there that I can bash... Peaches Geldof.. lol everyone hates her... because she is famous for nothing... oh because her dad is Bob Geldof big freaking deal ughh she pisses me off... seeing her all the time! I mean ok her sisters are the same as well... like Pixie is so wierd lookingm, I do NOT find her attractive at all yeah she has great style so would anyone with that amount of cash...! get fucking real... and Peaches.. I mean come on she didnt DESIGN those clothes... she just put her name to it, goodness knows why. Because her name is NOTHING. And if the rumours are to be true Eli Roth can do so much better... and should probably escape before he gets trapped!

A few othes... Tila Tequila.. ermm what can I say lol,, she might have an amazing body, but watch when it all goes south where will she be but hey I like her style. Go on the internet get your baps out and then be come famous! easy... if you wanna be known as a slag :)

Plus OMG her baby bump is fucking ugly as fuck... she doesnt look right!!!! what the fucks gonna happen when she gives birth is it gonna burst out her stomach like in the movie Alien LOL!

Kevin Federline famous for marrying Britney Spears and the whole custody battle and then having some awful rap song like wtf he was sooo shit! The kardashians what more can I say... I mean come on being paid thousands of pounds to twitter... thats ridiculous, lol ok its worse for being famous for having a sex tape... but being famous because your sister was in a sex tape with a famous person is worser, I wouldnt be happy about that more ashamed!

LOL... well I am done here!!! there are many more I could pick on!!! and probably will do in the future watch out... :)

P.S I am not jealous why would I be? I actually laugh at these celebrities, because they have no talents they dont realise how pathetic they are loool.... I would rather be a nobody than be famous for what they are famous for!!!

This was created by Maria Dhillon. x

Update: Christmas, University, Snow and people falling over on escalators HA!

2009-12-24T03:38:00.000Z

Lol,, well the title just says it all... Havent updated much soo ill just do one big update... woo its christmas and Im not happy because I get to spend "MORE" quality time with my family.. *rolls eyes* but I get a month .. yes a month off uni. Start back in Feb woohoo so thats the whole month to do exactly nothing! lol except looking for a job which is proving very hard at the mo althoughh ive had interviews but no one wants to hire me =[

Oh well thats their loss lol,, so yeah christmas is here thank godss i have done all my xmas shopping so stressful. So yes Uni has been soo stressful the workload and crap and ever since I have been getting on the underground which I didnt do much cos my school, secondary school and college were more going away from central London, anyways I have noticed how many freaks get on the underground and also all the funny shit that happens,.. like one time this guy was jumping on the train and the door slammed shut on his head everyone screamed and helped him and I just stood there laughing my head off (wrong I know) but I couldnt help it, it was the way everyone screamed which reminds me of lots of other things I have seen Ill make another post about that some other time =]

Anyways one time I was sitting down and my bag was on the seat had my ipod in listening to my music and this old man came up to me, I thought he wanted to sit down because he kinda leant forward so I wnt to pick my bag up and all of a sudden he started doing the holy cross sign and saying in the name of the holy god and spirit bless you and I was like 0.0,, he went around the whole train and did it to eveyone I tried not to laugh and so did everyone else. And also I feel bad although it was kinda funny and not funny there was this woman sitting next to me on the train and she looked normal then all of a sudden she turned to me and put her hands up and went nurrr and I looked at her face and her eyes had gone all crazy she looked and sounded like the crazy cat lady from simpsons she looked like this
Yep... its really annoying cos the animation is supposed to move but it doesnt so you cant see exactly how she looked but this is the link http://www.creepygif.com/images/full/150.gif
Yes sooo its christmas eve now woop! no more xmas shopping all done! kind of lmao! =]
Yesterday I was at the shops and they have this escalator and me, my mum and brother were going down while the others were going up and this woman had loads of shopping bags and she dropped them all. And everyone was like ahh clambering over each other it was scary and funny at the same time... I am evil >:)

Anywayss thats all for now I think lol... Have a good christmas I know I will with a month long holiday yay... now I just gotta look for a job!!! xxxx

Kanye West/Taylor Swift VMA awards embarassment!!

2009-09-17T17:46:00.000+01:00

Ok first off who the fuck does Kanye West think he is? Taylor Swift got an award for best video and Kanye decided to "rudely" interrupy her acceptance speech and tell her she didnt deserve the award and that Beyonce had the best video. Well heres the thing Kanye maybe very talented and whatnot but that doesnt give him the right to do that to anyone even if they didnt deserve it... you just dont do that. Your not only embarassing yourself you are making yourself look like a twat in front of millions of people. At least Beyonce did what was right and let Taylor come out and have her moment but still I think that moment got ruined by that big headed pig of a bastard Kanye he thinks he is so cool like everyone loves him but I can tell you at this moment I dont and I wont be buying his music even though it is good lol maybe I will download it.. limewire ha thats what you get Kanye for pissing people off. Oh and by the way no offense to Beyonce shes an amazing singer and everything but I guess people are a bit bored well I can say I am a little bit because she is around too much maybe she needs to take a break or something. And Taylor is new which is better ... people like new things also Beyonces video was cool the whole dance and everything and you knowww its a massive craze and everything people doing the whole single ladies dance this one is the best its soo funny I cringe when I see it sometimes HAA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGemjUvafBw

But still the video was her dancing it was cool whereas Taylors video had a "story" to it and I actually love her songs and I loved the video it was perfect so she won because she was creative and she actually had a proper video.. sorry beyonce but anyways Kanye west needs to grow the fuck up and stop interrupting peoples acceptance speeches. I say someone should fucking interrupt his next acceptance speech if he ever gets another one lmao!! and see how he likes it what goes around comes around. I swear though if I ever saw him id kick his ass to fucking timbuktoo or however you spell it haha when I was younger i thought timbuktoo was made up I didnt actually know it was a place anywayss i gotss to go chat later. xxx

Celebs and their crazy baby names

2009-09-10T22:11:00.000+01:00

Nicole Richie is either crazy/delusional/an attention seeker or all of the above!!! Ok seriously Sparrow?!? ok as if thats not bad enough why not add some other wierd name Sparrow James Midnight Madden bit of a mouthful man im gonna feel so bad for this child when his name is read out on the register seriously!! and her first child Harlow Winter Kate Madden its an ok kinda cute name but still id be pissed if my parents called me that. I honestly think half the celebs that call their childs these names do it to get into the press and the media cos honestly I hadent seen much of Nicole Richie until she popped out a baby and gave it a wierd name. Anyways these celebs need a slap across the face or maybe they need to stop doing whatever drugs their on look at Ashlee Simpson( who may I add cant sing for shit and should just quit while shes at it) and Pete Wentz's baby Bronx Mowgli Wentz I mean come on thats taking the piss surely the only cool thing about his name is his initals are BMW but FFS hes gonna be teased by the children especially for his middle name "mowgli" I can just hear the children saying now wheres Baloo or go back to the jungle!! lol!!

Other celebs like Nicholas Cage who is obsessed with comics and changed his last name from coppola to cage because of his obsession with the comic character Luke Cage he even named his son Kal-El from superman. Jason Lee was listening to a song by album the grandaddy and decided to name his child "Pilot inspektor" ok may sound cool as he is a child and all the other children will definitely hate their parents for not naming them something as cool as that but when they grow up im pretty sure they will appreciate their parents and Pilot on the other hand will hate his. Bob Geldof and Paula Yates seriously im convinced she was on crack when she named her children Fifi Trixabelle was she tripping?? maybe she was on a trip to fairyland honestly pixie geldof and this of course just makes it certain that she was not right in the top deck "heavenly hiraani tiger lily hutchence" WTF?!?

Apple Martin a famous name everyone knows sounds like a martini drink lol
Kyd yeah ok fine for when hes younger but serious imagine calling an old man kyd?? didnt think about that david hutchence did ya??
Sage Moonblood Stallone?? sylvester stallones child ok sage is food and moonblood where the hell did stallone come up with that!!
Audio Science is the child of Shannon Sossaman im just speechless about this name I mean come on people yeah you dont want your child to be like "normal" kids cos obviously your famous so you want your children to be different but this is just too much and wouldnt be surprised if the child commits suicide
Frank Zappa just makes me cringe seriously Moon Unit wtf?? are you planning on sending them to space, Diva Thin Muffin have ya ever heard such a ridiculous name muffins are fat not thin LOL, ooh and dweezil that sounds like an evil midget that wants to take over the world move over Dr Evil
Moxie Crimefighter maybe Penn has been planning his baby's career from the day he was born he will be a crime fighter super hero or police and his name will be ... Moxie... Moxie Crimefighter... grow up seriously!
Tu Morrow named by none other than Rob Morrow mann this kid is gonna be teased for the rest of their livess
Princess Tiaamii who certainly aint a princess and shes fucking ugly as fuck
Heaven and Godl'ss love stone okk lil mo your child is a love stone that is godless??? mann your cracked!!
Hopper sean penn's child maybe he likes space hoppers lol
Ireland Alec Baldwins baby ok bit wierdd names after places like Paris and Milan are alright but not Ireland
Lark Song .. Mia Farrow hmm so basically ya named your child "bird song" LOL
Zolten another of Penns wierd names where did you come up with that huh?? some stupid comic
Satchel spike lees child okkk Satchel!?! so ya wanna name your child after a bag that children carry

Well those are all the names LOL feel free to have a laugh at all these dumbass vain celebs who think they are better than everyone by naming their child idiotic names it isnt affecting us but its affecting the children have a heart seriously!! anyways im sure their wont be an end to these stupid ridiculous names their will be more to come im sure lol what next "Moonpig puffy twinkles" or "loopy loo boo boo" LMAO! i bet if one of them was reading they would actually be thinking about using those names haha losersss yeahh so comment this post with other ridiculous names you have heard doesnt have to be famous people cos even some non famous people name their child wierd names.

Update!!!

2009-09-10T22:02:00.000+01:00

Okk well its been quite a while since I blogged on here not that anyone reads =[
lol but hopefully that will all change!!! so yeah anyways as I said its been a while 2 months exactly so much has happened and a lot of it good. I got into university YAY!!! ahh celebrate =D

So thats me off to uni unfortunately I cant afford accomodation so have to stay with my parents =,(
not fair!! butt in my second year I get to to go to chicago for a wholee semester woop!! so that will be good I mean Chicago.. hello thats gonna be really good especially to help with my theatre career broadway here i come hah joke I cant sing but I do love to act so hopefully one day!!

Yep so like I said so much has happened like I am looking for a job its soo hard especially in this day and age ive had to become a "recessionista" btw I did not coin that term it was none other than Samantha Ronson who is tired of Linday Lohan spending all her hard earned money. Yeah Lindsay go out and get a job seriously or maybe at least stop spending what you get on cocaine and crap!! anywayss lol as I was sayingg Im getting my grant soon so that will be good .. I had a job interview at Boots but I didnt get the job grr but thats ok because if they dont want me thats their fucking problem because they have missed out on a great oppurtunity so fuck you Boots LOL!!! Yeahhh so thats pretty much it ooh and I saw someone I kinda like at my new uni hes gawjus so fingers crossed ya never know xxx

Airplanes

2009-07-09T03:07:00.000+01:00

Ok this is what I hate about planes!!! ill write it in a list:

1. Plane Food- and im pretty sure a lot of people will agree with me when I say its just nasty! makes me feel sick i dont know why but usually i never get ill from plane food but recently every time i fly i get sick as soon as i eat plane food wtf are they putting in that shit?!? my stomach bloats i get stomach cramps and feel like i need to go to the toilet even when I dont. And it always looks nasty like its all mixed together and looks like someones puked on the food lmao! i remember my mum couldnt be bothered to cook once yeah i know shes lazy =P
but yeah she bought these crappy cheap food that you could put in the microwave they came in these trays it was awful looked just like plane food .

2. personal space/privacy- ok this is an annoying one as well im sorryy not all of us can fucking afford business/ first class but that doesnt give people the right to be able to look at everything the person neext to them is doing I mean seriously i wanted to write in my diary but my nosy bastard brother who i dont like btw wanted to look at what i was writing. I sat next to a stranger and he felt the need to stare at every single thing i was doing which was kinda uncomfortable and the fact he kept taking my fucking arm rest bitch!!! lol

3. Safety video- ok I guess for first time fliers its important for them to watch it right? but not when they show it 3 fucking times in one flight i mean wtf?!? im pretty sure by the 2nd time we already knew how to freaking take a life jacket out of a packet and put it on. seriousl when they showed it the 2nd time i started crapping myself thinking they were trying to remind us because maybe they knew we were going to crash or something lol

4. ok im pretty sure at least everyone who has flied have experienced this. Chair kicking!! its the worst especially when you have an annoying kid who does it and their parent wont do anything about it grrr!!!! seriously makes me wanna take a pencil or something and poke em in the eye but i wouldnt do that because i am not a violent person =]
or am i? lol just kidding
but yeah ive experienced a few times and ive just wanted to scream and shout but im good at keeping my temper down so really you wouldnt wanna see me when i get angry it is not pretty believe me!!

5. People in the front who put their chair back soo far they their looking up your nostrils - god i hate those bastards i had one who did that and she knew i could see her fucking face still she didnt fucking put her chair up so my tray was on my lap and my food was like sitting right on my fucking legs i shudve fucking dumped the food on the fat bitches head!

6. ear popping - it is the worst luckily i havent experienced it lately but as soon as my ears have stopped popping when i fly now i always get bad stomach aches wierd its like no matter if you fly you always have to deal with some kind of pain!!! the disadvantages of flying fuck it ill take a boat next time, or a car or maybe ill just fucking trek to bloody australia or where-ever the fuck im heading off to next hopefully japan =]

welllll thats all for now but yeah like if you have anything you hate about flying, aeroplanes etc leave a commentttt

xxxx

Las Vegas roll on.....

2009-06-27T21:34:00.000+01:00

Ok so basically I was sleeping having a nice dream cant remember it! (i am trying to do this thing where I wake up after I have a dream and write it in a diary straight after I have the dream its quite hard should try practising) anyways so im sleeping and my mum comes in and wakes me up and starts telling me I have to go and get the insurance policy for our trip to Las Vegas like wtf?!? its two days before the trip, its a saturday and the post office shuts early and its like 10.am and she tells me now!!! I mean why the hell did she leave the insurance soo long when she booked the trip ages ago. Thats the kind of mother she is now I know where i get it from! so anyways im looking a mess and ive just got up and she wants me to go the way I am see theirs a thing with me I cant go outside of my house unless I freshen up and like brush my teeth, etc etc ya know the usual routine so she is shouting at me cos im gonna be late and miss them like as if its my fault she is late so I take my time pick out a nice outfit one of her tops i nicked lol =P

So yeah I do my make-up make myself look presentable and then I go anyways I get their ask for the insurance and I have to go through this whole long process of trying to figure out which insurance I need and stuff so anyways I have to call my mum a few times and their closing down in a bit and then I fill my forms in and then I go and give it to them so they can process it. Im stuck their for like an hour waiting for them to process it because they dont know what their doing I mean its a post office and its their job to know what their doing so im their like two hours standing on my aching feet and they make a mistake can you believe it. They were gonna tell me to come back on monday which is not an option cos im going on monday and post offices dont open on sundays so yeah I am waiting their a few people have an argument about a lady jumping a queue, then this poor old lady comes in and doesnt know how to use the chip and pin device and she says her PIN number out loud =S
I know right lol thankgod their were no nutters around (i followed her later just kidding lmao!!) so yeah anyways after that im still waiting for what seems like ages and this woman comes late but they wont let her in cos the post man has came and delivered all the stuff and while im still waiting the woman is going crazy and banging on the door it was hilarious I wanted to laugh but I thought better not she looks mad she will probably attack me when I go outside, probably catch rabies or something lmao! so it was a nice hot day so I walked back went back to my house and then my mum is annoying me making me help with the housework and if that wasnt enough "go to the shop" "buy this, buy your brother that" I mean come on he is 20 he never goes to the fucking shop on his own what the fuck am i a fucking slave or something?!? btw im not a brat lol cos I had to buy it all out of my own money!

so it is 21:44 and now their telling me to go to the bloody chip shop for them but i told them to F off!!! lazy bastards have the cheek to call me lazy! I tell you I cant wait to get to las vegas and just relax I really need a holiday !

Beautiful Day

2009-06-26T13:26:00.000+01:00

Sun is shinin' in the sky, There ain't a cloud in sight, It's stopped rainin', Everybody's in a play, And don't you know, It's a beautiful new day.. =D been out @ the strand all dayy going to las vegas on monday. cant wait! got to do my packing and make sure i got all my stuff I've been Las Vegas before but ill definitely get pictures up and evrything when I come back. xxx

R.I.P Michael Jackson

2009-06-25T23:33:00.001+01:00

Ok it has been confirmed that Michael Jackson has died but their is still people going around saying it is only a rumour... i hope. But anyways I woiuld just like to say he was a legend no one could deny that. He bought us Thriller, Beat It, Smooth Criminal and many more. He was the prince of pop and I dont think anyone will ever claim that title but you never know. It is a shame as he was making his big comeback and everything and for the fans who were so desperate to see him in concert. But I have only one thing left to say their is a bit of hope in me that he may just be hiding away from publicity and now this is the end. Michael has left the building.....

R.I.P Michael Jackson
August 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009 (aged 50)

P.S THE POST UNDERNEATH WAS MADE BEFORE I KNEW MICHAEL JACKSON HAD DIED JUST TO LET YOU KNOW OK

Ugly Celebrities

2009-06-25T03:08:00.000+01:00

Alot of celebrities are pretty, gorgoues and handsome etc etc but some are not so lucky partly because of the amount of surgery they have had or unluckily they were born ugly. Heres a list of the ugliest celebrities ever!!!

1. Princess Tiammi - Peter and Jordans baby I mean seriously theirs just something not right when you look at her face she looks like shes been hit with the ugly stick one too many times child abuse anyone? lol ... she may be an ugly duckling but she might turn out to be a very beautiful girl when shes older and probably start whoring herself out like her mother.

2.Marilyn Manson- this guy is just downright ugly honestly natural beauty is a good thing but seeing this guy without make-up is even more scarier than seeing the devil not that I have im not a devil worshipper we will leave that to rihanna and jay-z lmao!! but honestly what did dita von teese and rachel evan wood ever see in him?? maybe they were able to look past the face but i certainly cant lol. marilyn word of advice keep the make-up on and dont ever ever take it off!!! &btw why the hell is Rachel Evan Wood changing herself to look more like Dits Von teese? bit wierd stop trying to be your ex boyfriends ex ok! sounds confusing lol but yeah their on a break lol.

3.Jocelyn Wildenstein- erm ok wow i dont even know what to say just ewww and why?!? first of all why would she do that to herself and why would her idiot husband let her do that does anyone ever remember that programme Bo Selecta with the big heads that was played by Avid Merrion well thats what it reminds me off. Apparently she did this to herself to please her husband who was apparently losing interest in her so his love of cats inspired her to make her face more feline how stupid she was so pretty before and now, well now shes a monster!! i also blame the surgeons why would they have gone through with this I mean come on their just greedy bastards and only think about the money they dont care what the person will go through. She decided to make her looks more feline because of her husbands love of cats but seriously i am soo glad we evolved from monkeys because if we evvolved from cats we would look like that!!!

4.Michael Berryman- Unfortunately for him he was born like this he has no hair, no fingernails and no teeth hes basically a freak... ewww he plays the freaks in science fiction movies lol well its all good at least they dont have to do much makeup and stuff on him cos he can play the part well lol.

5.Clint Howard- he is a very wierd looking man who agrees lol? quite ugly not pretty at all but yet he has been married twice psht i bet if he werent famous he wouldnt have been married twice its all money!!

6.Steve Tyler- very ugly i would call him horseface cos of the very long face he has and yet he has the most beautifullest daughters ever but you know this usually happens to ugly folk they are blessed with beautiful children so if your pretty then your children might be ugly LOL!! no but i mean his lips are a bit wierd and i dont like his nose lol he looks a bit like a monkey lool

7.Courtney Love- OMG have you seen her recently shes a walking bag of bones!!! shes just too skinny its awful her head looks really big like how the hell is her body managing to carry that fat head of hers lol not to mention the drugs pretty much fucked her up big time!!!

8. Donatella Versace- looks too fake i mean she isnt that bad not as bad as jocelyn but still she looked better before than now!! lets hope for her sake that she doesnt go crazy cos we dont want her ending up like the people mentioned above!! these celebs should learn to look after their body instead of fucking it up and just let it age naturally.

9.Amy Winehouse- ohh where do i start lol wow shes just ugly beyond ugly ok ! while she was on drugs she just looked fucked up if she wasnt wearing make-up she looked like a man in drag and she just didnt look healthy so anyways she got off the drugs and usually people start to look healthy which yeah she looked better but i realised she is actually an ugly person so it wasnt really the drugs it was just here genes lol

10. Ronaldhino- ew ok where do i start the buck teeth come on sort it out mate! i mean he can easily afford to get his teeth fixed up us unlucky buggers have to dream about being able to pay for thousands of pounds worth of treatment and end up jus having to make do with what we have. The eyes thats what creeps me out its like their popping out like just eww lol and if you see any pics or videos of him when he was younger they look hilarious especially when he smiles with his buckteeth and his eyes! he even has a girlfriend whose a dancer and shes pretty and they have a son but still i just hope the son dont inherit his bad genes. bahah Jar jar Binks =] not to be confused with ronaldinho ! lol

11. Yoko Ono- it had to be done im pretty sure on every ugly celebrity list yoko will be their I mean why is she a celebrity I have no idea shes just sponging off John Lennons fame! to be honest I mean come on I bet she loved it when he died more money and fame for her heres a joke I heard whats yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono .... wrong but funny and true! Cynthia Lennon was a really pretty woman and the fact he chose Yoko over her is just beyond me but then again drugs fuck your mind up so he mustve been well and truly out of it when he got together with this troll. I mean anyone who isnt satisfied with 21 million poonds a year deserves a good kick in the head lol! ill write about that in another post though

well thats all from me and my bitchiness lool! but ther will be more to come hehe you havent seen the last of me!!!

Women

2009-06-24T19:41:00.000+01:00

Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.

Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.

Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.

Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.

Women think all beer is the same.

Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

Women brush their hair before bed.

Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.

Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.

Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?

Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'

Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.

The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.

Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'

PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands
for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

The first naked man a woman sees is 'Ken'.

Women are insecure about their weight, butt, and breast sizes.

Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.

'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.
Lewis Carroll's Caterpillar had nothing on women.

Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain.

If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'

Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'.

Women want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All women seek equality with men until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.

If a man ticks off a woman she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)

Women never check to see if the lid is up. They seem to prefer taking a flying butt leap towards the bowl and then chewing men out because they 'left the seat up' instead of taking two
seconds and lowering it themselves.

Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.

Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you?

Women fake orgasm because men fake foreplay.

It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay. You don't see straight men dancing together.

Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women.

The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. You don't hear men say, 'Oh-my-GOD, there's another man wearing a black tux, get me out of here!'

Worst Pickup Lines

2009-06-24T19:35:00.000+01:00

Worst pickup lines....

1. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

3. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

4. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

5. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

6. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

7. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.

8. I'd like to screw yours brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

9. If your were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

10. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

11. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

12. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely I wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: " I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."

13. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

14. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

15. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

16. I love every bone in your body -- especially mine.

17. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

18. Hi, I'm a necrophilliac, how good are you at playing dead?

19. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

20. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

21. Guy: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Why?!?

2009-06-24T19:33:00.001+01:00

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't
people from Holland called "Holes?"

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a
whack?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs?
Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and
you put your two cents in, what happens to the other
penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just
stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean
to make terrible?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1
billion stars in the universe you will believe them,
but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have
to touch it to be sure?

The Shit List

2009-06-24T19:05:00.000+01:00

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Good , Bad, Worse...

2009-06-24T19:03:00.000+01:00

GOOD-BAD-WORSSSSSE

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter has them.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.

Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: The postman had the same idea.
Worse: You have to wait.

Things to do: Fast food drive-through

2009-06-24T18:57:00.000+01:00

Things to do at a Fast Food Drive-Through

Things to do at a fast food drive thru!

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards. (make sure you have insurance =P )

3. Belch your order. (if you do this you are a legend lol )

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.

9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.

10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".

11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.

12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.

13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.

14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.

15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.

17. One word: Flatulence!

18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.

19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".

20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.

Im soo fucking pissed off!!!

2009-01-13T19:31:00.000Z

Ok you know what I really hate these young girls around the age of 15/16 going around thinking their all that and they look like total dickheads. Today at the train station these three girls passed me and two of them were holding hands in the most wierd way like their fingers were linked and their hands were up in the air in some way and they were walking in the most gayest way ever so one of them mustve seen me giving them a wierd look I didnt do it on purpose but then when they were on the train they started banging on the window and trying to intimidate me thinking they were funny but seriously lol they dont know me I am not someone they want to mess with cos if they werent on the train I would of beaten the crap out of them and stamped on their heads with my fucking heels lmao!! But yeah it just pisses me off when I see these dickheads walking around thinking they own the place and that they can do whatever the fuck they like esp the chavvy ones god seriously why cant someone just kill them all we would be better off without them. I swear if I see those girls tomorrow and they try anything ill kick the shit out of them so bad they wont ever get up again lol their probably pussies anyway so they probably wont even do anything they were only doing it cos they were on the train and they knew I wouldnt get on so they better watch their fucking backs!!!! So what do you guys think of these kind of girls? do you think im being too harsh have any of you guys ever come across idiots like this? x

Fuck Reality TV

2008-11-25T16:14:00.000Z

Ok what is the deal with X-Factor?! I mean to me it feels like they have already picked their winner from the start no matter how many people vote because the votes can be rigged etc and its like well if they have already picked a winner its basically like that person is already going to make it in the industry so why make a stupid reality TV show about it? to get lots of money from the public voting I mean its a waste of time honestly. And im pretty sure the people who win are not as they say an ordinary person who had no confidence and then all of a sudden decided to try out on the X factor and their confidence just comes out of nowhere, they win the X-Factor their life changes blah blah blah!!! and to get more ratings they put through people who has absolutely no talent at all to make us laugh. Ok I admit it can be funny but thats the only pro of X-factor because really if you think about it their getting paid to do it so obviously they will be as stupid as they can be and its all staged.

The one thing I also hate the most and im sure nearly all of you will agree with me are sob stories I mean seriously since when did people start judging people on how bad their life was? and not how good they were at singing. Well the public are stupid because they seem to fall for the " my ____ died" or I was on drugs and now im clean so I deserve a chance. e.g Daniel (i mean wtf were the public thinking), Rachel ( although she was better than Daniel). Remember the 14 year old girl Emily Nakands who had appendicitis and nearly died on the operating table yeah she got through but no one knew that she was a cold heartless bitch who happy slapped people for fun the bitch deserved to go. I personally think people who make sob stories should be shot! I will never vote for a sob story no matter how bad it is because its not fair to the talented people. To the people who use sob stories get a fucking job ya cant sing for shit!!!

But to be honest I dont know why most people bother with X-Factor because quite a few of the people that have won havent been famous for that long except for Leona Lewis and Leon Jackson isnt doing too bad. But I personally think its a waste of time and a waste of my TV license.

Other reality shows like Big Brother Ok they were cool when it first came out but then the idea just got soo fucking boring if I wanted to watch people sitting on a sofa id replace my bloody television with a mirror!? why do people find it interesting to watch this stuff and people sleeping i mean seriously I would feel wierd knowing someone could see me sleeping just creepy. And like other reality TV shows they put in the most stupidest people and they have given birth to the most untalented annoying wannabees of all time e.g Chantelle the dumb bimbo who pretended to be a celeb how they didnt realise ill never know but then again they did have some of the most stupidest celebrities in at that time. She died her hair brown but she still looks ugly and people say she looks like Paris Hilton but honey that aint a good thing id count that as an insult if someone said that to me, Chanelle god who could forget her she practically chased Victoria Beckham around everywhere she went im not surprised Mrs beckham said she wouldnt meet her id probably be scared too if I saw a girl who looked and dressed exactly like me trying to be my friend. hahah I can just imagine her standing outside Victorias house screaming " let me in I just wanna be friends" lmao! shes even tried singing but seriously that bitch doesnt know when to stop I mean she has sex tapes that are apparently being leaked but its soo obv she leaked it on purpose because of the fact that everyone has forgotten about her.

And then not to mention the crazy bitch Nikki Grahame I can understand why even Pete Bennett got rid of her lol. She is only famous for being a moody cow who throws strops whenever she wants hmm well maybe if I walk around and start screaming and crying I might become famous... Nah im way too talented for that lol.

. And I hate all these reality TV shows like "The farm" what the hell celebrities on a farm I mean its just pathetic like when Rebecca Loos (I mean since when did she ever become famous all she did was shag David Beckham and then all of a sudden shes famous) yeah anyways the only thing I remember is when she wanked a pig I mean it was disgusting and she was clearly enjoying it and she also went on a reality singing TV show but she cant sing at all.!

NOTE: To all you people who think you can become famous by being stupid, going on reality shows etc yeah you might be well known but the real truth is we hate your guts because your so naive and you think we like you lmao seriously get a life!

Snooty people!!!

2008-11-24T14:50:00.003Z

*screams* ahhhh there is nothing I hate more than fucking snooty people especially the ones who forget where they came from. In my old school I was surrounded by them I often found myself hoping they would get hit by a bus or something terrible happen to them ( thats because im an evil bitch lol) I remember one she was this ugly ginger bitch who always had like red around her face cos she was so pale lmao which made her look like a freak! she was so fucking stuck up and she would buy a new pencil case every week and then bring it in and show it off as if anyone was bothered about a dumb pencil case they all have the same fucking purpose stupid fool. She made fun of people who had nothing I wasnt poor but then again I wasnt rich but the fact that my parents didnt make more than her and she was richer than everyone in the class made her really bitchy but she used to try to act all innocent and sweet in front of the popular people but then bitch about them behind their backs lol I remember one time me and my friends didnt like her so we ruined her locker and wrote all this mean stuff all over it.

I live in a place which is full of stuck up people its soo annoying especially when you get common people trying to act posh. Even celebrities that never used to be rich but then they get all this fame and money and suddenly their acting all posh and stuck up e.g Victoria Beckham, Jennifer Lopez (who claims she is still Jenny from the block "Yeah right" dont kid yourself fool), Paris Hilton (lol I know ive mentioned her in quite a few of my posts but who cares?) and many other stupid celebrities who think they are wayy better than the people who basically make them famous yeah thats right without their fans they would be NOBODY!! so I think some of them should at least appreciate their fans.

Funnily I have been called stuck up but I am far from it I want to become an actress not for the money but I love performing and I know money, fame and sucess changes people but I am the kind of person who doesnt care how much money, what someone looks like etc I would be their friend and I hope that if I ever make it into the entertainment business I dont ever change because I can not stand the thought of being a stuck up snooty bitch lol!

Kerry Katona should dissapear of the face of the earth!!!

2008-11-24T04:06:00.001Z

Ok I was just watching TV "Heroes" I love that show especially hiro hes so cool ^^ anyways the adverts came on and Kerry Katonas big annoying fat head was on the screen you know for those stupid iceland commercials seriously I hate them it would be soo much better if she wasnt in them. One of the adverts made me laugh its the advert with the woman and Kerry Katona where kerrys chatting shit about how the woman is too fussy over quality and in my mind I was thinking yeah whereas your a cheap bitch who would prefer quantity over quality fucking cheapskate and where shes laughing at the woman counting the pounds when its ironic because Kerrys supposed to be the poor one. But I think its all bullshit I bet shes getting a fortune from those dumb commercials and who the fuck would let her go on MTV music awards shes an old has been and even then she was crap!

Brian Mcfadden got off lightly if you ask me I mean first he was all ugly fat and looked like a pig with blonde hair but then he got rid of her made himself look half decent and got himself a better model "delta goodrem than that fat pig Kerry! lol and now shes copied him and died her hair brown if you ask me she still looks like a pig and is as common as muck!

and she has reality shows I mean who the hell watches it I dont its just useless her life is as exciting as my dead grandmas! Id rather watch paint dry than watch her and that stupid husband of hers which she stole from her best friend i mean only sluts do that and theres no doubt about it Kerry Katonas a major slut! lets just hope she cops it soon before she becomes even more famous for asolutely nothing! I mean who knows whats wrong with the world these days anybody can become famous nowadays and its not really fair to the people who are talented who arent given the chance but then you have dumbass people like Kerry Katona, Paris Hilton etc etc who do absolutely nothing and sit on their arse but everyone loves them now thats fucked up!

P.S I think that time she did that programme she was drunk I mean "tired" my fucking arse I have seen a picture of her with a cigarette and beer in her hand and she was like 5 she needs to stop kidding herself the fucking idiot. Her kids should be taken away from her