Got Smile? - 20 random funny quotes from Got Smile? http://gotsmile.net http://gotsmile.net 20 random funny quotes from Got Smile? http://static.gotsmile.net/i/smile.png 20 random funny quotes from Got Smile? en-us Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 I exercise extreme self-control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/_PSd5aEyujA/i-exercise-extreme-self-control-i-never-drink http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55059/i-exercise-extreme-self-control-i-never-drink <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/_PSd5aEyujA" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55059/i-exercise-extreme-self-control-i-never-drink Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you&#039;d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can&#039;t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/PpFTSUtJgn0/son-a-woman-is-like-a-beer-they-smell-good http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55237/son-a-woman-is-like-a-beer-they-smell-good <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/PpFTSUtJgn0" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55237/son-a-woman-is-like-a-beer-they-smell-good Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 See what will happen if you don&#039;t stop biting your fingernails? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/VgMybXsPzy4/see-what-will-happen-if-you-don039t-stop-biting http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55219/see-what-will-happen-if-you-don039t-stop-biting <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/VgMybXsPzy4" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55219/see-what-will-happen-if-you-don039t-stop-biting Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/52x7zjJ53Aw/if-you-pick-up-a-starving-dog-and-make-him http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55105/if-you-pick-up-a-starving-dog-and-make-him <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/52x7zjJ53Aw" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55105/if-you-pick-up-a-starving-dog-and-make-him Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 Ah, good ol&#039; trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/kJHDw-2YdKU/ah-good-ol039-trustworthy-beer-my-love-for-you http://gotsmile.net/quotes/54961/ah-good-ol039-trustworthy-beer-my-love-for-you <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/kJHDw-2YdKU" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/54961/ah-good-ol039-trustworthy-beer-my-love-for-you Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 I love everything about you. Your lips, your eyes, your voice. The only thing I can&#039;t stand is you. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/5jcS37J1vyU/i-love-everything-about-you-your-lips-your http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55076/i-love-everything-about-you-your-lips-your <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/5jcS37J1vyU" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55076/i-love-everything-about-you-your-lips-your Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 It&#039;s not what I do, but the way I do it. It&#039;s not what I say, but the way I say it. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/UxuqJyiwSlI/it039s-not-what-i-do-but-the-way-i-do-it-it039s-not http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55140/it039s-not-what-i-do-but-the-way-i-do-it-it039s-not <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/UxuqJyiwSlI" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55140/it039s-not-what-i-do-but-the-way-i-do-it-it039s-not Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 Nothing succeeds like excess. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/auBaOSvaJXg/nothing-succeeds-like-excess http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55195/nothing-succeeds-like-excess <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/auBaOSvaJXg" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55195/nothing-succeeds-like-excess Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/INlPacqZC7c/the-best-doctors-in-the-world-are-doctor-diet http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55245/the-best-doctors-in-the-world-are-doctor-diet <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/INlPacqZC7c" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55245/the-best-doctors-in-the-world-are-doctor-diet Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 A hard man is good to find. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/KAs-7VA1NdU/a-hard-man-is-good-to-find http://gotsmile.net/quotes/54950/a-hard-man-is-good-to-find <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/KAs-7VA1NdU" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/54950/a-hard-man-is-good-to-find Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/ugcNxxfXTY0/rarely-is-the-question-asked-is-our-children http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55212/rarely-is-the-question-asked-is-our-children <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/ugcNxxfXTY0" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55212/rarely-is-the-question-asked-is-our-children Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/4Huff8oigr8/women-represent-the-triumph-of-matter-over-mind http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55320/women-represent-the-triumph-of-matter-over-mind <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/4Huff8oigr8" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55320/women-represent-the-triumph-of-matter-over-mind Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/XU6UTJc-56Q/love-is-temporary-insanity-curable-by-marriage http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55155/love-is-temporary-insanity-curable-by-marriage <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/XU6UTJc-56Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55155/love-is-temporary-insanity-curable-by-marriage Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/cLLmdXCoh6c/what-do-i-think-of-western-civilization-i-think http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55293/what-do-i-think-of-western-civilization-i-think <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/cLLmdXCoh6c" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55293/what-do-i-think-of-western-civilization-i-think Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 I have nothing to declare except my genius. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/OaOQm1Y-qGs/i-have-nothing-to-declare-except-my-genius http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55068/i-have-nothing-to-declare-except-my-genius <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/OaOQm1Y-qGs" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55068/i-have-nothing-to-declare-except-my-genius Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 It&#039;s the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/xjMk7kbZYHo/it039s-the-team-that-matters-where-would-the http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55144/it039s-the-team-that-matters-where-would-the <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/xjMk7kbZYHo" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55144/it039s-the-team-that-matters-where-would-the Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/We9j0-OhvNk/interestingly-according-to-modern-astronomers http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55124/interestingly-according-to-modern-astronomers <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/We9j0-OhvNk" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55124/interestingly-according-to-modern-astronomers Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/9_O8yGrYB9M/love-is-the-answer-but-while-you-are-waiting-for http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55156/love-is-the-answer-but-while-you-are-waiting-for <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/9_O8yGrYB9M" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55156/love-is-the-answer-but-while-you-are-waiting-for Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 It&#039;s worse than dog eats dog. It&#039;s dog doesn&#039;t return dog&#039;s phone calls. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/f91T5KTYQWc/it039s-worse-than-dog-eats-dog-it039s-dog-doesn039t http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55145/it039s-worse-than-dog-eats-dog-it039s-dog-doesn039t <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/f91T5KTYQWc" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55145/it039s-worse-than-dog-eats-dog-it039s-dog-doesn039t Sun, 26 May 2013 09:56:04 +0300 If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~3/pqb6V8nRoGA/if-only-god-would-give-me-some-clear-sign-like http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55100/if-only-god-would-give-me-some-clear-sign-like <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/GotSmile-20RandomFunnyQuotesFromGotSmile/~4/pqb6V8nRoGA" height="1" width="1"/>http://gotsmile.net/quotes/55100/if-only-god-would-give-me-some-clear-sign-like