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Courtney Love vs Lily Allen

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:46:05 CST

Courtney had a little bit of a falling out with Lily Allen over her supposed lockdown on Chanel dresses. Even more recently, however, Courtney Love ranted at Lily at the NME Awards over Lily laying the verbal smackdown on Courtney�s daughter Frances Bean Cobain.

Lily then posted an unflattering photo of Courtney, to which Love responded with this little nugget:

oh @lilyroseallen tweeted that pic? thats just baby brat nonsense we are NOT having a \"FUED\" WOULDNT DEIGN TO post a pic of her thighs�but im not the one on gak every night dear, you are, and im not the one who uses the word �relevant� to reassure meselfALWAYS�your really a brat, is there anyone who you havent started a meaningless strop with? the night you did all the blow on earth�the night you home invaded me did all the blow ive ever seen in my home wouldnt leave and blamed ME for yr s� show?thighs?�But then again i dont pick fights with insanely deluded irrevelant friendless unatractive children who noone i know even close to likes.

Martha Stewart vs Rachael Ray

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:21:24 CST

Martha Stewart was on Rachael Ray's show last week and then Rachael appeared on Martha's the following day, and both shows were interesting. Rachael had Martha sit down and talk and take questions, but Martha got Rachael in the kitchen baking right away with little small talk. They talked about the so-called "feud" that had been reported everywhere, and both dismissed it. They said there was no truth to any feud rumors.

Stewart recalls that Rachael told her on the air that she can't bake, and says "that's not good enough for me." She calls Rachael "more of an entertainer" and that Rachael's new book is "just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes." She calls her own books a "unique and lasting thing" but says that Rachael's books are "different."

Khloe Kardashian vs Shanna Moakler

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:24:16 CST

While appearing on Tuesday's episode of "The Wendy Williams Show," Shanna Moakler took aim at reality TV star Khloe Kardashian, calling her a "donkey," reports E! Online.

Not surprisingly, Kardashian, who recently married basketball star Lamar Odom, fired back via Twitter shortly after with a more passive-aggressive response. "Who is shana moakler???," tweeted the reality star. "I have no idea who this girl is but I guess she is talking about me. Talk on honey... I can care less LOL."

It's hardly the first time that Moakler has taken a swipe at the Kardashian clan. Moakler saidthat she was at a BBQ hosted by Carmen Electra when, "I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise it was Kim Kardashian. No wait, it was a donkey! She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass!"

Moakler believed Kim had been been trying to contact her then-husband, Barker. Moakler says she threw her drink on Kardashian before leaving the party in a hurry.

Joss Stone vs Lily Allen

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:20:34 CST

Joss Stone and Lily Allen won�t be BFF anytime soon. During a recent interview, Joss probably started the newest celebrity feud when she shared her thoughts on the fellow Lily�s stance on file sharing.

According to Joss; Lily is only campaigning to make file sharing a criminal offense because she�s not much of a singer and her sales are dependent on a pre-packaged image. Joss believes music should be shared freely whenever.

Madonna vs Lady Gaga

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 08:19:40 CDT

Madonna and Lady Gaga were performing on made up show 'Deep Dish' when they broke into a fierce brawl that involved hair pulling, wrestling, and put-downs. It wasn't a real cat fight, but what if it was...

Host Kenan Thompson tried to separate the warring pop stars on the couch, but in vain as they continued to exchange insults. Guess what, Madonna? I'm totally hotter than you," the Sun quoted Lady Gaga as saying.

Madonna got back, saying: "I'm totally taller than you." The Queen of Pop added: "What kind of name is Gaga? Sounds like baby food!"

The 'Poker Face' hit maker replied: "The kind of name that is number one on the Billboard chart."

Taylor Swift vs Beyonce

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:34:49 CDT

Kanye showed up on the MTV Video Music Awards stage next to Taylor Swift, right in the middle of her acceptance speech for Best Female Video for "You Belong With Me." It was the first Moon Man for the 19-year-old country starlet, who has become an equally huge star in the pop world.

"I always dreamed about what it would be like to win one of these one day," Taylor said with surprise. "I never thought it would happen."

As Taylor continued, Kanye interrupted, saying he thought Beyonce's "Single Ladies" video was wrongly overlooked. "Hey Taylor, I'm really happy for you, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time."

Fortunately, Taylor got another chance to complete her acceptance speech. When Beyonce accepted the Best Video Award for "Single Ladies," she invited Taylor back on stage.

Chris Brown vs Oprah Winfrey

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:29:38 CDT

Chris Brown told People.com that he didn't appreciate the fact that Oprah, motivated by the incident in which he beat up Rihanna, put on a show about domestic abuse. "I commend Oprah on being like, 'This is a problem,' but it was a slap in my face," he said.

"I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, 'OK, I'm going to help both of these people out.' "

Oprah Winfrey wasn't about to let Chris' comments to the magazine go untouched. "Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school, but she takes domestic abuse very seriously," a rep for the Queen told E! News.

Liam Gallagher vs Noel Gallagher

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:19:56 CDT

Now that it's all out in the open, the Gallagher brothers appear to be settling nicely into a full-on family feud.

According to the Sun, he told friends after the now infamous guitar smashing incident in Paris: "They say never work with children and animals. No one mentioned fucking morons though, did they?"

"I think all that modeling malarkey has gone to his head. It's a pleasure to give him time and space to work on his autumn/winter collection."

Anderson Cooper vs Spencer Pratt

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:12:36 CDT

Anderson Cooper and Speidi are feuding. Anderosn Cooper, who isn't shy about commenting on trashy pop culture, recently took a swipe at Heidi Montag's Miss Universe performance. Heidi performed (pretty pathetically) a song from her new album to mixed reviews last week.

Anderson Cooper said on his CNN news show (via usmagazine.com) that Heidi�s performance was a "fresh way to embarrass herself." Rather hilariously, after she thanked God he remarked: "If God had the time to work on this production, if this is the best God can do, then we�re all in trouble."

Spencer Pratt, who rather valiantly steps it up for his lady responded:

"Between health care, the CIA interrogation techniques and the economy, I think it�s funny how the Silver Coyote spent four minutes discussing someone who he claims to not know exists," he tells Us, adding that Cooper is "trying to get a piece of Speidi�s fame."

Adrianne Curry vs Megan Hauserman

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:52:41 CDT

Based on their recent Twitter exchanges, it looks like neither Adrianne Curry nor Megan Hauserman is capable of showing restraint.

Yesterday, Curry - a washed up model, who has starred on VH1 reality shows The Surreal Life and My Fair Brady - questioned why the network would give Hauserman her own series. She Tweeted: "good god, why is VH1 giving certain people shows? Megan Wants a Millionaire? I wasn't aware Megan mattered, or that anyone would want her".

Megan Wants a Millionaire is a dating series based around Hauserman's quest to find a rich soulmate.

In response, Hauserman Tweeted: "@AdrianneCurry I was aware Adrianne Curry is dirty, trashy, ugly whore. I had no idea how bitter she is about her pathetic career being over".

It's go time bitches.

Tom Anderson vs Craig Newmark

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 13:32:19 CDT

Funny People opened this past weekend in theaters nationwide. The two main charactersin the move, Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, visit MySpace for a $300,000 comedy gig. The classic question raised by Got Whooped was raised asking "I wonder if Tom and Craig from Craigslist would ever get in a fight - Who's tougher? Tom has more friends... Craig has weirder friends though. Craig has friends that are willing to do a lot more for cash, I'll say that."

Sandler also adds "They say the more friends you have on MySpace the less friends you have in real life."

It was no. 1 in the U.S. over the weekend with a $23.4 million gross opening.

Eminem vs Nick Cannon

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:48:17 CDT

Eminem has released a new song tearing apart Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon after their latest song against him. 'Bitch, shut the fuck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n' out before Nick. When you was on my dick and gave you somethin' to smile about. How many times you fly to my house?'

For reference, this is the song Mariah Carey made about Eminem, entitled "Obsessed". "Why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know). Lying that you're sexing me (when everybody knows)...You a mom and pop. I'm a corporation. I'm the press conference and you a conversation."

Mariah has kicked off her own personal hip-hop/rap feud!

Rachelle Lefevre vs Bryce Dallas Howard

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:27:30 CDT

Blood is starting to boil over in the Twilight zone.

Earlier today, the deposed Rachelle Lefevre revealed that she was "stunned" and "greatly saddened" by Summit Entertainment's decision to recast Bryce Dallas Howard in the role of villainous Victoria in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

Forget fangs. Those are claws we see.

Terrell Owens vs Joanna Krupa

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:35:22 CDT

Jeff Garcia. Donovan McNabb. Tony Romo. NFL star and universal pain in the ass Terrell Owens used and abused all three quarterbacks over the years. Looks like he's finally met his match, however.

The Buffalo Bills wide receiver has been receiving some verbal punishment of his own at last, courtesy of ... Polish Playboy model Joanna Krupa. Joanna Krupa is Owens' partner on the ABC reality show The Superstars. The series, which debuted last night, pairs eight star athletes with celebrities, pitting the duos against each other in various physical challenges.

After an underwhelming obstacle course performance, Joanna unleashed upon T.O. a profanity-laced tirade, telling him "You're the one that [screwed] up," among other things, leaving the football star speechless for the first time in history.

We think there is a decent chance that T.O. will once again be in tears when all is said and done.

Jay-Z vs The Game

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:45:32 CDT

Jay-Z did a little overseas press recently, addressing a few hot issues including rumors that he blocked Chris Brown from landing a Michael Jackson tribute and Game's recent disses.

The Game, who Jay-Z mentioned in a freestyle during a recent show in Las Vegas, spawning numerous disses from the Compton rapper during his overseas tour.

Jay-Z pointed out that he spit the line: "I'm not talking about Game," asking how it could be a diss. Then, laughed it off before closing with "Tell groupie to get over it."