Gotta Love Geeks!

Hug a Developer today

Geek Admin — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:01:32 +0000

How to Mix an Exploding Drink

shikaka — Sat, 23 May 2009 16:39:33 +0000

How to lose potential friends & possibly get beat up.

Extreme LED-Sheep Art

Geek Admin — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 15:29:31 +0000

Is amazing… just WOW!!!

Copy & Pste for making twins

Geek Admin — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:55:06 +0000

I have found love on the internet

Geek Admin — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:53:53 +0000

For all the spanish speaking geeks on this valentine

How to manage Geeks

Geek Admin — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 02:24:08 +0000

Value training. If a boss thinks that training is a waste of money and expects you to teach yourself, you feel pretty demotivated in any job. Training matters, especially in IT, and managers must realize that and budget for it. Sometimes you get the argument that “if I give them training a competitor will hire them away.” That may be true, but the alternative is to only have employees who are too unskilled to work anywhere else. Also, if you pay them well and have good benefits, they won’t go somewhere else.
Give recognition. Since managers may not understand the work geeks do very well, it’s hard for them to recognize and reward a job well done, which hurts motivation. The solution is to work together to define a set of goals that both parties agree on. When these goals are met the geeks are doing a great job.
Keep overtime down. Avoid taking the approach of wringing as much as possible out of IT employees just because you figure they don’t lead a normal life. Wrong! That’s a huge mistake and overworked geeks burn out or simply quit. It’s a complete myth that long work hours are good for business.
Avoid using management-speak. Geeks hate management-speak and see it as superficial and dishonest. Managers shouldn’t learn to speak tech, but they should drop the biz-buzzwords. A manager can say “We need to proactively impact our time-to-market” or simply use plain English and stick to “We gotta be on time with this project”. The latter makes total sense to everyone involved.
Don’t try to appear smarter than the geeks. When managers don’t know much about a technical question, they should simply admit it. Geeks respect them for that, but not for pretending to know. And they will catch it – geeks are smart.
Act consistently. Geeks have an ingrained sense of fairness, probably related to the fact that in IT, structure and consistency is critical. The documentation can’t say one thing while the code does something else, and similarly, managers can’t say one thing and then do something else.
Don’t make the mistake of ignoring the geeks. Because managers and geeks are different types of people, managers may end up leaving the geeks alone. This makes leading them difficult, and geeks need good leadership – the same as all other personnel groups.
Include them in IT related decisions. Never make decisions without consulting geeks. Geeks usually know the technical side of the business better than the manager, so making a technical decision without consulting them is one of the biggest mistakes a leader can make.
Give them the tools needed. A fast computer may cost more money than an older one and it may not be corporate standard, but geeks use computers differently. A slow computer lowers productivity and is a daily annoyance. So is outdated software. Give them the tools they need. Understand that tools come in many forms. Caffeine is considered a standard tool among Geeks. It’s good to keep a supply of the caffeinated beverages your team prefers handy.
Remember that geeks are creative workers. Programming and system analysis are creative processes, not an industrial one. Geeks must constantly come up with solutions to new problems and rarely ever solve the same problem twice. Therefore they need leeway and flexibility. Strict dress codes and too much red tape kill all innovation. They also need creative workspace surroundings to avoid “death by cubicle”.
Recognize the outcomes of not treating geeks with respect as outlined above. Happy geeks are productive geeks, and the most important factor is good management, tailored to their situation. Doing the opposite to what has been outlined in this article has serious consequences for your organization, including:
- Low motivation
- High employee turnover
- Increased absenteeism
- Lower productivity
- Lower quality
- Bad service

Did you know?

Geek Admin — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:54:34 +0000

Pulp Fiction

Geek Admin — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 14:01:10 +0000

with Extra Pulp!

There’s water on mars!!

Geek Admin — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:20:04 +0000

I have finally found water on mars!

The geek side of the Inauguration

Geek Admin — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:49:05 +0000

Via

Being a blog about geeks, and all things geeky, we very rarely involve ourselves in the world’s politics since, very often, the politicians know nothing about being a geek. This was true with the inauguration coverage as well, for the most part. However, I did stumble across something that struck me as very cool, and therefore, geeky.

[ GeoEye ], provider of satellite and aerial photos, has unveiled exclusive images from the GeoEye-1 satellite free of charge on the corporation’s Web site. TheGeoEye-1 produced color photos of the inaugural celebration from 423 miles above the National Mall during the swearing-in ceremony.

Millions of people lined up early, and waited long hours in the cold, and wind to see the most historic inauguration in American history, and for those in the back, it was likely just an “I was there” moment rather then an real hope of seeing or interacting with the new president.

When that many people come together, getting an idea of what is happening or the true scope of the amount of people gathered is difficult to see from the ground, which is why these satellite images tell an even more impressive story.

The images show the masses of people converging on the Mall, and the capitol building. They look like little crazy ants.