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Is Obama a Reptilian?

2013-02-17T12:25:00.004-05:00

Since the dawn of time reptiles have inhabited this earth, as well as other planets. Even after aliens annihilated the dinosaurs a couple hundred years ago, the reptilian race still controls many aspects of the planet, everything from the climate, to the government. They have created global warming to make the planet more suitable for them, and have even used notorious reptilian figure Al Gore to help promote the phenomenon. But did it ever occur to you that even the president of the United States may be a reptile....? Our sources believe that Barack Obama is indeed a reptile. These creatures will use their positions in world government to implement a "new world order". Humans be on high alert for strange activity.

Why are you not voting for Ron Paul?

2012-04-15T19:42:00.000-04:00

So after months of careful research and fact checking in choosing my 2012 presidential candidate, I've come to choose Ron Paul for many obvious reasons, and I don't understand why anybody would choose someone else. especially newt grinch or rick scrotorum, I mean...where the hell did those guys come from!? However, I believe that you should be able to choose and vote for whoever you want, as long as your choice is an educated well thought out one. and if you are austrailian or some other country that isn't voting in the us pres election, then all i have to say is that you are very lucky, and goodnight.

I thought this was funny enjoy...

2012-02-22T23:29:00.002-05:00

We're Back!

2011-09-07T18:03:00.002-04:00

After a very long hiatus I am back expect new content soon.

Hiatus

2011-03-16T09:30:00.002-04:00

I'll be taking a break for a little while, please take this time to leave your thoughts on the world as well as any suggestions you may have for future stories.

Is Japan Under Water, A Bad Thing?

2011-03-13T22:54:00.000-04:00

Now that the country the country is in complete chaos will it give the US and other countries the chance to catch up to them technologically and economically? I think it will, and Japan is going to be in trouble for at least the next few years. This might possibly be the end of their reign.

Libya...You Suck!

2011-03-12T21:15:00.000-05:00

I'm just going to say it, I hate that country, but specifically their government, and more specifically their leader whose same I don't feel like spelling. I say we should just blow him to hell and go in and take all their oil, I'm not sure if that'll really solve anything but as long as gas prices go down, I'm fine with it.

Taking Back America: Change by Force!

2011-03-07T18:51:00.000-05:00

I've been following all the rioting and violence happening in middle earth and I realized one thing, if you want real change in your government, it needs to be done by force. Simply voting one out of office wont work obviously, therefore the people them selves literally and I mean literally get a couple hundred thousand people and storm the doors of the capitol building and take over the damn place, there would be too many of us for anybody to do anything about, therefore we win. this will work in any government, just remember the bigger the group, the less chance there is of them killing everybody, so your odds of survival are high.

How Much is Gas Where You Live?

2011-03-06T12:37:00.000-05:00

Currently $ 3.39 here, but it's much worse other places so I'm not going to complain tooo bad...

I'm Moving to Mars, How About You?

2011-03-02T21:28:00.002-05:00

So I've decided that this planet and all of it's people suck, so I packed my bags and tried moving to mars, but when I got to the space port I was informed that the trip was deleted because Obomba canceled the space program. I guess I'm going to have to settle with going to some asteroid instead.

North Korea Threatens US and S. Korea

2011-02-28T00:02:00.000-05:00

Do you find North Korea a true threat?
Personally I find them a huge threat, and I think there going to kill us.

What's going to become of the Middle East? Count this be an end of them as we know it, or a new beginning.

2011-02-25T19:50:00.000-05:00

I'd like to here from some of my Middle Eastern viewers, however opinions from other countries are welcomed as too.

Oil Turmoil: Big Oil Is Ripping Us Off

2011-02-25T09:00:00.010-05:00

So I'm on my way to the corner petrol station for my weekly fill of petroleum and I noticed that the gas prices have skyrocketed to well over $3.00 a gallon, which I find completely outrageous considering gas was only $2.87 a few weeks earlier.

Knowing I wouldn't be able to fill my tank I only put in a cool $20, which barely got me half a tank.

Pissed off I walked into the store violent as hell and asked "Whats with the freaking ridiculously high gas prices" The cashier said "It's because of Libya and the rioting in the middle east, don't you watch the news?" I responded with...

"Of course I watch the frickin news, and thats bullshit, we get less than 10% of our oil from the middle east. We get more oil from US, Canada and Mexico than all the countries in the middle east combined. The oil companies are ripping us off, they think we're stupid, how is it that one country, that hardly produces any oil to begin with effects the price of oil so much? The truth is it doesn't, but the oil companies like Exxon and BP think that we'll believe it, so they raise the price to make more money, It's ridiculous, and it needs to stop. These oil companies are out of control!"

So Hows Your Government Working Out Where You live?

2011-02-23T09:00:00.001-05:00

Well I'll tell you right now, here in the U.S. things could be worse, it's not perfect but at least the government isn't sending tanks down the streets and people aren't rioting (yet), but I wanna know what it's like in other countries, and according to my records I have people coming anywhere from South Korea to Brazil checking out the blog, so I wanna here your take your situation, none of this crap from the bias mainstream media, I wanna here it first hand from the citizens themselves.

So citizens of the world, report in.

U.S./European/Austrailian/Antarctican Alliance: An Unstoppable Force

2011-02-22T09:00:00.004-05:00

So I have this crazy idea and I think if everyone can just get along, it'll work... and us and the penguins will live happily ever after.

Ok, here it is... I think that the Europe, the U.S., Australia (sounds irrelevant, but I like Australians and don't want to wipe them off the planet) and Antarctica (sounds irrelevant, but I don't want to leave them out, I like penguins) should create an alliance and take over all of the smaller countries, like China and Africa (it's a continent, I know, but I don't care) that way the entire world would be controlled by just a few countries that (hopefully) would all get along and never fight.

There would be no more dealing with Egypt or Afghanistan because they would be taken over, their government dissolved and their citizens turned to slaves of the super alliance.

All the worlds resources would now be controlled by one entity (still divided up by companies so there would still be competition to keep prices low, it's the equivalent to having all the oil being drilled in the us, but drilled and sold by different companies)

We could combine our awesome military technology to create some pretty neat shit, like lasers in space, or an imperial star destroyer, or better yet a whole flipping death star. Sounding pretty good about now eh?

Where do the penguins come in?
They don't, but Antarctica is a cool place to have a top secret hide out, then I guess we could strap lasers on the penguins to protect the base

No more violence, peace on earth at last...utopia!

Russian tanks! Hell yeah!
Rollin' through your neighborhood!

Penguins?!!!!
Holy Sh!t that's awesome!

Is that the F*cking death star!?

Where are We Headed? What Will be the Fate of Society?

2011-02-21T10:00:00.003-05:00

So guys what will become of us? You tell me...

Guns Don't Kill People, Killers with Guns Kill People.

2011-02-20T10:00:00.003-05:00

So we've all heard that guns kill people right? Well this is an ignorant statement that simply is not true. We all know guns can't kill people, they are just the a tool used killers to kill people, and lets not forget they're also used by people to kill the killers. So those people need guns to keep us safe.

If we restrict guns not only are we being unconstitutional by not abiding by the 2nd amendment, but we are putting our citizens at risk because they wont be able to protect themselves while the criminals will find ways to get weapons anyway, then they will be able to pick off the population one by one and nobody will be able to stop them because nobody will have the tools to stop them.

2012: Government Hoax

2011-02-19T21:05:00.000-05:00

So I was taking a look at my Mayan calender and I noticed something, no where on it does it say that the world is going to end in 2012, in fact there aren't even any dates on there and no where on it does it say December 21, 2010, they didn't even have the same calender system as us. So how the hell did we get that date out of a bunch of pictures carved into a rock...well obviously we didn't, so I must conclude that It's all one big government hoax. What do you think?

Lets Remove Welfare, If we Ignore them It'll Go Away... Right?

2011-02-19T10:00:00.002-05:00

So I got this amazing idea to help lower our national debt, it's going to sound crazy but trust me it's a good idea...lets get ride of all welfare programs entirely. See I figure that welfare is just incentiveizing being lazy and not working. People figure they don't have to work because Uncle Sam will provide no matter what, and we need to show them this simply isn't true. Now I see two possible outcomes to this, one being that without welfare people finally have the motivation to get a job so they can pay taxes and whatnot, and the debt decreases or the people will still be too lazy and figure “the government isn't going to let us die are they?” Which is exactly what we let them do, now we don't have to worry about them, and the national debt again will decrease.

See, if we stop paying attention to them they'll either...

A: Stop trying to get attention and become productive members of society

B: Die and we forget about them

(Assuming they're not stupid they'll choose option A.)

We ignore the problem, it will go away!

The US Could Use a Little "Revolution” Dontcha Think?

2011-02-18T10:00:00.001-05:00

I was watching the whole revolution in Egypt thing and I realized that their country had problems, they had a revolution and won, problems solved right? While the US has problems, we do not have a revolution and we still have problems... French have revolution, problems solves... hmm ok so at this point I see a connection.

Revolution = Problems Solved

So I figure in order to solve problems in a country, you must have a revolution and over throw the government and start anew to get what you want...Idk just a thought.

How to Bring Jobs Back to US Soil.

2011-02-17T10:00:00.001-05:00

So back in the day... during the industrial revolution, there were no labor laws, no minimum age, and no minimum wage, no unions, people were rich and business was good. What happened to all that? Well the government came along and ruined it by putting regulations on everything.

So then what happened?

The jobs got shipped over to China where there aren't any such laws so things could be made cheap, and sold at overly high prices. So what needs to be done? Well we need to get rid of what screwed things up in the first place, labor laws and if little johnny gets his hand caught in a machine, oh well, we'll get a new one, we have the money now because of all the bank we're making here in the U.S. of A.

Government Now! Reaches 100

2011-02-16T14:39:00.000-05:00

Thanks go out to all my followers!

Now as a reward, a funny parody of people on welfare

Government control over what you eat? Sounds like Communism.

2011-02-16T10:00:00.009-05:00

So we've all heard that the government wants to control what your kids can and can not eat at school, which I find personally reasonable considering school is a government establishment therefore they can serve whatever the hell they want, your in big mamas school house and you'll damn well eat what she tells you to, that way you'll grow up nice and strong and wont be a burden on the healthcare system (which the government will be providing) so this makes sense.

But when do they cross the line?

Well some congressmen think it's a good idea to control what privately owned establishments serve, such as Mikey D's or Wen D's Which seems like going too far if you ask me, however if the country does decide to go along with a socialist healthcare system, should they do more to prevent illness therefore releasing the stress on the system and lowering taxpayer healthcare cost?

Humans Vs. Machines the Battle Continues Tonight on Jeopardy!

2011-02-15T19:28:00.001-05:00

Tonight IBM's Watson supercomputer represents machines everywhere as it continues it's battle against humanity. This could be the beginning of the end. lets watch!

To those who say robots won't take over the world, I have one word for you...Watson.

2011-02-14T20:13:00.001-05:00

Tonight IBM'S semi-artificially intelligent computer, Watson. Could this be the beginning of the end for human life on earth? will machines rule the planet in the future. I believe that what was seen tonight proves that a mass global takeover by the machines is very possible in the near future, and IBM could very well be responsible for it. So just take the necessary precautions to prevent this, and take very good care of your electronics, because one day they might be taking care of you.