http://www.gr8jokes.com/Gr8 Jokes, Add your joke, rank the best jokes, RSS Channelsenhttp://www.gr8jokes.com/files/rss/jokes_of_the_day.xmlhttp://www.gr8jokes.com/img/gr8jokes_sm.jpghttp://www.gr8jokes.com/10031www.gr8jokes.comSat, 14 Nov 2009 10:35 -0300Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:35 -0300JokesJohn and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away." Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed." So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired." An...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Gr8JokesOfTheDay/~4/9XcWareKaBM" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gr8JokesOfTheDay/~3/9XcWareKaBM/list_jokes.php1899-12-30 00:00:00 -0300http://www.gr8jokes.com/list_jokes.php?sel=6130It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and aske...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Gr8JokesOfTheDay/~4/86ZMgb79F8Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gr8JokesOfTheDay/~3/86ZMgb79F8Q/list_jokes.php1899-12-30 00:00:00 -0300http://www.gr8jokes.com/list_jokes.php?sel=6814Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Gr8JokesOfTheDay/~4/99JdlKgs_54" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Gr8JokesOfTheDay/~3/99JdlKgs_54/list_jokes.php1899-12-30 00:00:00 -0300http://www.gr8jokes.com/list_jokes.php?sel=6571