A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol
i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat
Same
Found some eggs
wait you just like found eggs casually sitting around tumblr HQ and were like “cool, nothing could possibly be wrong with these eggs, i’ll eat one!” i mean it’s tumblr HQ what if they were sent by a disgruntled user and were like laced with PCP or something?
They were in the fridge!
this whole story makes me v uncomfortable tbh. casual fridge eggs, just for the taking? i wouldn’t trust them.
SIXTH FLOOR HAS FRIDGE EGGS TOO???!!!!!1
WHAT IS HAPPENING AT TUMBLR HQ?!??? WHO IS LEAVING SKETCHY FRIDGE EGGS JUST LYING ABOUT WTF
Cates do you want us to bring you some eggs?
Good lord, no. But if u wanna come hang out at BuzzFeed HQ you can wash your weird fridge eggs down with my desk scotch.
My takeaway from this is that I want a job where I can have desk scotch. Or any kind of desk liquor.
Desk scotch/whisky/wine is the best. I am very lucky.
BUT BACK TO FRIDGE EGGS. ARE THEY PRE-PEELED? THEY APPEAR TO BE LIKE ALREADY PEELED EGGS. SOMEONE PHYSICALLY PEELED THOSE AND PUT ‘EM IN A CUP AND I THINK THAT’S WEIRD.
Someone wanted to be a bit eggy (edgy) I guess… no laughs for my pun? Ok
The eggs are back in town
Egg Review: kinda rubbery, but overall p good. 8/10 probably will eat again
I am seriously concerned about what goes on at Tumblr HQ.
I JUST GOT BACK TO MY DESK AND
WHY DO I HAVE DESK EGGS FROM TUMBLR AT MY DESK AT BUZZFEED
i survived off tumblr fridge eggs as an intern when they didnt have breakfast
i survived off tumblr
fridge eggs as an intern when
they didnt have breakfast
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What the fuck is this.
RELIC
it’s been years but i’m still upset about the concept of “fridge eggs”
RIP Tumblr fridge eggs
big mood
I can’t get over this
me screaming in another plane of existence
this cured my depression
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry
I like how she doesn’t play. Same when they asked her to “do the accent” and she was like, “No. It’s not a party trick.”
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