Grand Old Parody

Cynthia Davis still a horrible person and a moron

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:19:14 -0600

Cynthia Davis still a horrible person and a moron

Sarah Palin is the gift that keeps giving. She is now comparing...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:05:09 -0600

Sarah Palin is the gift that keeps giving. She is now comparing herself to God for writing her cheat sheets on her hand.

Virginia attorney general instructs state colleges to stop protecting gay students from discrimination.

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:41:45 -0600

Virginia attorney general instructs state colleges to stop protecting gay students from discrimination.:

Completely disgusting. I have nothing but contempt for these conservative Republicans.

Anti-Gay State Sen. Got DUI After Leaving Gay Nightclub

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:18:28 -0600

Early Wednesday morning, State Sen. Roy Ashburn (R-Calif.) was pulled over and arrested for drunk driving. Sources report that Ashburn — a fierce opponent of gay rights — was driving drunk after leaving a gay nightclub; when the officer stopped the state-issued vehicle, there was an unidentified man in the passenger seat of the car. HuffPo

Funny how it’s always the biggest opponents to gay rights that get caught in homosexual acts. A lot of self-loathing going on there I’m guessing.

American Family Association Pins SeaWorld Death On Lack Of Christianity

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:26:33 -0600

You really can’t make this shit up. You can try, but it wouldn’t be as entertaining (and scary).

Chalk another death up to animal rights insanity and to the ongoing failure of the West to take counsel on practical matters from the Scripture. […] Says the ancient civil code of Israel, “When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable.” (Exodus 21:28) So, your animal kills somebody, your moral responsibility is to put that animal to death. You have no moral culpability in the death, because you didn’t know the animal was going to go postal on somebody. But, the Scripture soberly warns, if one of your animals kills a second time because you didn’t kill it after it claimed its first human victim, this time you die right along with your animal. To use the example from Exodus, if your ox kills a second time, “the ox shall be stoned, and its owner also shall be put to death.” (Exodus 21:29) Via ThinkProgress.

What liberals are saying, versus what the retards think...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:20:06 -0600

What liberals are saying, versus what the retards think they’re saying.

Missouri lawmaker: Allowing gays to serve openly increases a military’s casualty rate.

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:57:06 -0600

Missouri lawmaker: Allowing gays to serve openly increases a military’s casualty rate.:

Stay classy, Missouri

We Don't Need Healthcare Reform!

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:23:42 -0600

We want to pay higher premiums for crappier service! Gotta love the clueless teabaggers.

WellPoint is increasing their rates by double digits in at least 11 states.

– California: Average rates are expected to increase 25 percent in 2010, with increases as high as 39 percent for some policyholders.

– Colorado: Average rates are expected to increase 19.9 percent in 2010, with increases of up to 24.5 percent for some policyholders.

– Indiana: Rates are expected to increase 21 percent in 2010.

– Maine: Anthem Blue Cross and Blue Shield requested a 23 percent increase for 2010 after five straight years of double-digit increases for individual policyholders. Anthem is suing the Maine Insurance Commissioner for rejecting its request last year for an 18.5 percent rate hike and allowing a 10.9 percent increase.

– Ohio: Average individual rates are expected to decline 40 percent in 2010 due to a new state law that went into effect in 2010.

But a public option is socialism?

It's divine law that gays be put to death.

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:34:26 -0600

“The Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman. In Leviticus it says, ‘If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.’ The Bible is pretty black and white,”

Lauren Ashley, a competitor for Miss California.

Since Ms. Ashley has pointed us to Leviticus, let’s see what else is black and white according to the Bible.

And if a man sells his daughter to be a female slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do. If she does not please the master who has selected her for himself, he must let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to foreigners, because he has broken faith with her. If he selects her for his son, he must grant her the rights of a daughter. If he marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights. If he does not provide her with these three things, she is to go free, without any payment of money. — Exodus 21:7-11

“Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?” — Corinthians 11:14

“Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak”— 1 Corinthians 14:34.

“The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God”—Deuteronomy 22:5.

“…that women should adorn themselves modestly and sensibly in seemly apparel, not with braided hair or gold or pearls or costly attire”—l Timothy 2:9 RSV; and “Let not yours be the outward adorning of braiding of hair, decoration of gold, and wearing of fine clothing”— 1 Peter 3 :3

“You shall not make any cuttings in your flesh on account of the dead or tattoo any marks upon you. I am the Lord”—Leviticus 19:28

Eating pork is forbidden — Deuteronomy 14:8.

A raped, unengaged virgin must marry her rapist and they can never divorce — Deuteronomy 22:28-29.

(On pigs) Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you. —Leviticus 11:8

Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woolen and linen together. —Deuteronomy 22:11

I could go on and on and on. Religion is the most dangerous entity in this country, especially when put in the hands of the nutjobs and fanatics that call themselves Republicans.

Limbaugh criticizes health care reform as “a civil rights...

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:00:58 -0600

Limbaugh criticizes health care reform as “a civil rights bill” and “reparations”

Rep. King Justifies Suicide Attack On IRS

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:38:38 -0600

Rep. King Justifies Suicide Attack On IRS:

Didn’t take long for some conservatives to jump to the defense of a domestic terrorist. He’s the new Tea Party hero. Even Scott Brown shrugged it off.

"No, I do not believe he was born in the United States."

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:45:00 -0600

“No, I do not believe he was born in the United States.”

- Eric Wargotz responding to a question on whether or not President Obama was born in the United States.

And I do not believe Eric Wargotz has a brain.

"The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased..."

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:31:24 -0600

“The number of children who are born subsequent to a first abortion with handicaps has increased dramatically. Why? Because when you abort the first born of any, nature takes its vengeance on the subsequent children”

- Virginia State Delegate Bob Marshall children with disabilities are God’s punishment to women who previously had abortions.

"Martin Luther King didn’t march so some shyster from Kenya could be president. #tcot..."

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 08:26:44 -0600

“Martin Luther King didn’t march so some shyster from Kenya could be president. #tcot #birthcertificate”

- Gotta love those nutjob conservatives. Oh wait, no you don’t.

Freedom of the Press (as long as you share our beliefs)

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 11:53:34 -0600

Freedom of the Press (as long as you share our beliefs):

It seems the only press allowed at the upcoming national Tea Party convention will be from the right. I guess they don’t want REAL news organizations fact-checking their bullshit.

39 Congressional Republicans want to trample on D.C.’s right to pass same-sex marriage law.

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:21:18 -0600

39 Congressional Republicans want to trample on D.C.’s right to pass same-sex marriage law.:

Remember when the Republicans were all about small government and leaving gay marriage up to the states and local governments to figure out. Now that some states (and DC) have shown that their constituents are less bigoted than the Republican Party, the Republican Party wants to overturn the rights.

The Party of Crazy

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:33:30 -0600

The Party of Crazy

GOP House candidate says defeating liberals is more important than defeating terrorists.

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:03:27 -0600

GOP House candidate says defeating liberals is more important than defeating terrorists.:

Remember, this is the party that calls itself the inclusive party. The party that said it wants to be bipartisan. The party that is supposed to be the party of patriotism. This party is a joke.

Gingrich: If GOP takes back the House, Bachmann would become a committee chair.

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:17:01 -0600

GINGRICH: I think that both Ed Royce and Michele Bachmann, who are here today, are going to end up being chairs, probably in January of 2011.

That’s fucking scary. The only chair Michele Bachmann needs to be in is one located in the loony bin. The face of the Republican Party ladies and gentlemen

Teabaggers pray for Senator Byrd’s death before crucial healthcare vote

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:26:31 -0600

Teabaggers pray for Senator Byrd’s death before crucial healthcare vote:

Stay classy.