Grassy Knoll Institute

Mountain Heritage Inn- Gatlinburg – Honeymoon Suite

LOTGK — Mon, 20 May 2013 10:11:44 PDT

The Mountain Heritage Inn located on River Road in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, is a quaint Inn with standard rooms, deluxe rooms, cottages, Roundettes, and suites. When I’m on business, I usually stay at the Cottage, Room 127 but when Patty (My wife) and I go to Gatlinburg, we move around a bit. Last time, we stayed […]

Down On The Boulevard

LOTGK — Sat, 11 May 2013 17:33:49 PDT

The Boulevard Tavern has been an icon in Youngstown, Ohio for a long time. Famous for their Friday fish dinner, the Boulevard also has some very good Italian selections. One of them is the Chicken Parmigiano with a side of spaghetti. We were seated right away and we placed our orders. The waitress was very […]

Best Jeep Wrangler Tire Pricing

LOTGK — Wed, 08 May 2013 08:53:20 PDT

My Jeep Wrangler needed new tires and I visited the usual suspects (Tire Dealers) in the area. My first stop was at Sears Automotive. I was looking for the standard Jeep tire, 15 inch, 235 size. The salesman started to show me the new wheels he just got in. I let him go on for […]

Thought Screen Helmet Haiku

LOTGK — Mon, 06 May 2013 11:31:40 PDT

A Thought Screen Helmet Haiku by the Grassy Knoll Institute: What am I thinking, Time to don thought screen helmet, Evil aliens. Back To Thought Screen Helmet Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Filed under: Thought Screen Tagged: aliens, evil aliens, haiku, thought screen helmet

Cheddars Restaurant – Boardman Ohio

LOTGK — Thu, 02 May 2013 05:31:38 PDT

Patty and I decided to try Cheddar’s Casual Cafe, the new restaurant in Boardman, Ohio. (It’s in the Southern Park Mall parking lot next to Chilli’s) The parking area was full so we thought we would be in for a wait. We were wrong. The restaurant is like Doctor Who’s Police Call Box, it is […]

Taylor Swift Topless

LOTGK — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:55:00 PDT

Goody two shoes country music superstar Taylor Swift finally reveals her bad girl side. And her amazing badonkadonk. The Kennedy clan are lining up. Back To Ion News Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Filed under: April Fools Day Tagged: april fools, bad girls, badonkadonk, country music superstars, taylor swift nude, taylor swift topless

Lynne And Tessa Lip Syncing Fame Resurface

LOTGK — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:52:17 PDT

Lynne and Tessa, (Lynne Pictured Above) the 2006-07 Google Video lip-syncing girls sensation are making a comeback. The duo have cleared up their legal hassles with Youtube and the Recording industry and are preparing three new lip-sync video’s featuring songs from Justin Beiber, Jennifer Lopez, and Iron Butterfly. Their first new video with drop at […]

Princess Kate Middleton Boob Job

LOTGK — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:49:08 PDT

The Grassy Knoll Instituted reveals the secret why there are very few photo’s of Princess Kate Middleton these days. Yes, we all know that she is pregnant but there is another reason. Just a month before conception, Kate had cosmetic surgery. She had her breasts enhanced knowing that after she had children, her boobs would […]

Miley Cyrus Busts Out Her Single Again Look

LOTGK — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:45:01 PDT

Reports are in that Miley Cyrus is once again single breaking her engagement with Liam Hemsworth after a short rocky relationship. To cheer herself up and to entice new male companionship, Miley went under the knife for a brand new set of breasts. Sweet Nibbletts…. Back To Ion News Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL […]

Pope Frances Changes Nun Dress Code

LOTGK — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:35:57 PDT

In a surprise move by newly elected Pope Francis the Vatican announced this morning that the Catholic nun dress code has been revised to fit a more modern day female and church attire. Introducing Sister Mary O’Plenty. Back To Ion News Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Filed under: April Fools Day Tagged: april fools, […]

Gumby Gets Lucky

LOTGK — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:29:12 PDT

After 45 years Gumby finally gets some action. Oh wait a minute, April Fools. Gumby gets shut out again. Back To Ion News Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Filed under: April Fools Day Tagged: april fools, gumby, gumby and pokey, i'm gumby dammit

One Procedure To Many For Angelina Jolie

LOTGK — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:23:47 PDT

In an attempt to stay relevant in Hollywood, (And to keep Jennifer Aniston away from Brad Pitt) Angelina Jolie has yet again went under the knife. We here at the Grassy Knoll Institute believe it was one procedure to many. Back To Ion News Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Filed under: April Fools Day […]

Your Favorite Movie Is

LOTGK — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:06:38 PDT

The Grassy Knoll Institute conducted a scientific study having test subjects select random numbers and then plugging said numbers into a mathematical equation to determine the correlation it has on what your favorite motion picture is. Mine was Pulp Fiction. To participate, simply answer the brief survey below. Don’t worry, no pens or calculators will […]

Billy Mays Reincarnated

LOTGK — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 08:01:50 PDT

Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you about an exciting new product From the makers of of the top selling cleaning agent Oxyclean called Renuzit Soul Cleaner. If you’re looking for that second chance, need more time to complete unfinished business, or just not ready to leave this Earth, than Renuzit Soul Cleaner is just […]

Not Your Father Figure

LOTGK — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 05:13:32 PDT

In other Ion News, George Michael, (Wham Fame front man) has really let himself go. Ion News breaking report: This just in, Anna Nicole Smith, who passed away from an apparent overdose of drugs and chemicals, is still dead. Thanks Chevy. Back To Ion News Archives LURKING ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Filed under: April Fools […]

Taylor Swift Boob And Tat Job

LOTGK — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 21:09:39 PDT

Ion News reports that a country superstar singer wants to fully remove herself from her goody two shoes persona and went to extreme lengths to do so. Taylor Swift revealed today her scandalous new sexy adult look including brand new boobs and tattoo’s. I will never, ever, ever, look away now. PS: I wonder if […]

William Shatner Vindicated

LOTGK — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 06:56:50 PDT

There’s Someone On The Wing… 50 years ago this evening Bob Wilson, (Played by William Shatner) saved the life of the crew and passengers from a gremlin that was tinkering with the plane’s engine and wiring electronics. Wilson grabbed a gun from a sleeping policeman and opened the hatch door of the plane and fired […]

Happy St. Patricks Day 2013

LOTGK — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 12:59:15 PDT

Shannon, Kathleen, and Mary Margaret are the Grassy Knoll Institute’s Irish barmaids for St. Patrick’s Day. The Irish trio are highly skilled bartenders able to mix any drink or concoction your heart desires. Sidenote: Please make sure to generously tip your waiters and waitresses this day as they are all working hard so you may […]

Erin Goes Braless – Sexy Women In Green

LOTGK — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 12:16:27 PDT

Every St. Patrick’s Day, Irish women wear their sexiest green apparel as they begin their holiday celebrations. The Grassy Knoll Institute presents for your viewing pleasure Ireland’s sexiest women wearing their St. Patrick’s Day best. Enjoy the gallery below and thank God Erin Goes Braless. Happy St. Patrick’s Day Back To St. Patrick’s Day Lore […]

Ireland’s 2013 Crop Of Sexy Gingers

LOTGK — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 10:29:22 PDT

Ireland is known for it’s beautiful rolling countryside, literary greats Oscar Wilde and James Joyce to name a few, it’s fine cuisine such as corned beef and soda bread, Guinness beer, the Shamrock, St. Patrick, the way we speak, (We ask a question when answering one) and of course Ireland’s mythology encompassing fairies, Banshee’s and […]

Even The Queen Is Irish On St. Patrick’s Day

LOTGK — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 09:18:14 PDT

The Queen of England stepped out to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with a ceremonial appearance at Buckingham Palace wearing an Irish green dress designed by Irish clothing designers. Back To St. Patrick’s Day Lore Archives LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Filed under: St. Patricks Day Tagged: everyones irish, irish green, queen of […]

A Perfect Irish Rainbow

LOTGK — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 21:23:40 PDT

It’s midnight and the St. Patrick’s Day festivities are beginning already. As dawn approaches, millions will have already consumed gallons of green beer, green eggs, green ham, and even green pancakes, not to mention corned beef sandwiches. The Grassy Knoll Institute asks during your celebration to take a few minutes after the first light to […]

Sexy Irish Body Paint

LOTGK — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 18:09:20 PDT

In recent years St. Patrick’s Day outfits has evolved to the ultimate of sexiness. The next beyond is of course St. Patrick’s Day body painted Irish women wearing the green so fine, Enjoy the gallery. Happy St. Patrick’s Day Back To St. Patrick’s Day Lore Archives LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Filed […]

Irish Booty

LOTGK — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 08:48:43 PDT

Well, December 21st, 2012 has passed and the world did not end as predicted by the Mayan calendar. So let’s celebrate with some sexy Irish booty for 2013. Check out Ireland’s most beautiful women displaying their bumper crop. What’s your favorite booty? Come on, quit reading and get to the gallery already. Happy St. Patrick’s […]

Irish Car Wash

LOTGK — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 05:36:07 PDT

In an attempt to offset the rising cost of corned beef, Irish pubs and diners have sought other avenue’s of revenue. The Temple Pub instituted an auto wash by its female waitresses dressed in their work uniforms. Lines have formed around the block. Back To St. Patrick’s Day Lore Archives LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON […]

Perhaps A Little Something In Green

LOTGK — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 05:24:13 PDT

When you leave your house this early Sunday morning for the marathon party which is St. Patrick’s Day, why not stand out from the crowd with a unique outfit just for the Irish. Below are several very good idea’s worn by sexy Irish women. Enjoy the gallery. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Back To St. Patrick’s […]

Zombie Outbreak In Ireland

LOTGK — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 05:39:59 PDT

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, not even the Emerald Isle, Ireland, would be spared the horror of the flesh-eating walking dead. Back To St. Patrick’s Day Lore Archives LURKING, ERIN GOES BRALESS, ON THE GRASSY KNOLL Filed under: St. Patricks Day Tagged: irish zombies, walking dead, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, zombies

An Irish Wedding Blessing

LOTGK — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 20:27:10 PDT

An old Irish wedding tradition can sometimes get dangerous. At the reception, the Father of the bride gathers the attention to give his blessing to the bride and groom and all in attendance. The blessing goes something like this… Would all the married men, Please now go and stand next to the one person who […]

Irish Female Army

LOTGK — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 07:23:35 PDT

In 1979, Ireland’s government allowed women for the first time to join and serve in the Irish Defence Forces. There are absolutely no restrictions for women and all aspects of the military are available including combat, clerical, medical, operational, and officer status. From it’s humble beginnings, the Irish army now boasts 6% of the entire […]

Ireland’s Original Red Head

LOTGK — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 07:50:10 PST

Norma Jeane Mortenson, also known as Marilyn Monroe, born June 1, 1926 and died August 5, 1962 was an American actress, model, and a major sex symbol, starring in many successful motion pictures during the 1950s and early 1960s. Monroe started life as a red head and only went to her trade mark platinum blonde […]