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Music_Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On

2012-01-29T02:34:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f14s6D81riwendofvid

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(Titanic theme)

Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.
Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart,
And my heart will go on and on.
Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime,
And never let go till we're gone.
Love was when I loved you, one true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on.
Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart,
And my heart will go on and on.
You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on.
We'll stay forever this way,
You are safe in my heart,
And my heart will go on and on.

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Photo_Pretty Girls From Dayak of Indonesia

2012-01-28T14:37:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0315P8kHEokendofvid
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Humr-Curhat Ayam Dan Sapi

2011-12-29T13:56:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_guvpGWqtwendofvid
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Ayam : Gwe benci banget sama manusia.
Sapi : Lah, mang lo napa..yam??
Ayam : masa gww baru makan beras dikit aja, langsung diusir, sampe di lempar-lempar batu segala. Padahal mereka ampir tiap ari makan telur dan daging gwe. Sebel!!! benci bngt gwe sama yang namanya manusia.
Sapi : Emang lo doang yang benci???? Gwe lebih benci mereka dari siapapun!
Ayam : Emang lo kenapa.. pi?
Sapi : Coba elo bayangin, ampir tiap ari susu gue di elus-elus, dipencet-pencet, diremas-remas, tapi manusia durjana itu ga pernah nikahin gwe, boro-boro ngelamar… Sakiiiittt banget batin gwe , emangnya gw jab1ay.!!!!

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Humr-Pameran Lukisan

2011-12-28T13:06:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDms4b9SPkAendofvid
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Suatu hari seorang presiden sebuah negara berkembang pergi melihat pameran lukisan-lukisan. Karena saat itu beliau mengalami sakit mata dan penglihatannya kabur, maka ia mengajak satu tangan kananya untuk menuntunnya melihat Pameran lukisan tersebut.

Presiden : "Busyet, lukisan ini bagus banget. Gambar ikannya bener-bener hidup, kayak diair beneran."
Ajudan: "Shttt... Jangan keras-keras Pak? takut ada yang dengar. Itu bukan gambar ikan, tapi Lukisan buaya."
Kemudian mereka berpindah ke lukisan lain.
Presiden: "Lukisan Gajah ini Mirip aslinya, ini benar- benar gagah."
Ajudan: "Shttt... jangan keras-keras Pak. Itu Luksan Banteng."
Presiden itu kemudian menahan diri memberi komentar sampai ia tiba pada satu pojok ruang pameran dia berseru: "Wah, sing iki apik tenan. Lukisan Gorilla nya begitu nyata anatominya. Mirip sekali dengan aslinya, gak ada bedanya"
Ajudannya langsung tertegun dan berkata: "Sssst... Jangan keras-keras Pak. Itu cermin!"

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One day a president of a developing country to go see the exhibition of paintings. Since that time he experienced eye pain and blurred eyesight, so he took one hand kananya to guide him.
President: "Man, this painting is very nice. Fig fish was really alive, kayaking diair real."
Adjutant: "Shttt ... Not so loud sir? Afraid there is a hearing. It's not a picture of fish, but the picture crocodile."
Then they move on to another painting.
President: "Similar to the original image of this elephant, this is really handsome."
Adjutant: "Shttt loud ... do not sir. That picture Bull."
The President was then refrain from commenting until he arrived at one corner of the exhibition space he exclaimed: "Well, sing iki tenan slick. The painting was so real gorilla anatomy. Much like the original, and not make any difference"
Direct aides stunned and said: "Shhh ... Do not be loud sir. It's a mirror!"
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Photo_The Very Funny Of Nicholas Sarkozy's Pictures

2011-12-28T07:19:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwbfAhjwQ3Mendofvid
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Photo_The New Look of Birds

2011-12-11T13:58:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYLWE5n7tL8endofvid
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Article_For Women, See The Man Like This

2011-12-11T09:03:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp3fCmHV5foendofvid
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Look for a guy who calls you beautiful but not calls you hot or sexy

Who calls back when you hang up on him

Who want to sleep under the stars and hear your heartbeat
Or will stay awake to watch you sleep

Wait for a man who kisses your forehead

Who want to showcase you to the world when you're sweating

What is holding your hand in front of his friends

Who think you're still pretty without makeup

Someone who always remind you, how great a concern to you and how lucky he is to have you

Who says to his friend: She's the one ...

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Photo_Dangerous For Pretty Girls Too Hight Sleep

2011-12-11T08:51:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8oDOi1nTcsendofvid
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Humr-Cowok Ganteng Vs Cowok Jelek

2011-12-11T00:59:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Sw6aOlDiEendofvid
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Kadang hidup memang tidak adil, padahal setiap munusia tetap sama. tapi perbedaan ganteng dengan jelek emanga agak miris rasanya. pengen tau perbedaannya cekidott....

Kalau cowok ganteng pendiam cewek-cewek bilang “Wow, cool banget.”
Kalau cowok jelek pendiam cewek-cewek bilang, “Ih kuper”

Kalau cowok ganteng jomblo cewek-cewek bilang “Pasti dia perfeksionis.”
Kalau cowok jelek jomblo cewek-cewek bilang, “Udah jelas kagak laku”

Kalau cowok ganteng berbuat jahat cewek-cewek bilang “Nobody is perfect.”
Kalau cowok jelek jahat cewek-cewek bilang, “tampangnya kriminal “

Kalau cowok ganteng nolongin cewek yang digangguin preman cewek-cewek bilang “Jantan, kayak di film-film”.
Kalau cowok jelek yang nolongin cewek-cewek bilang, “Pasti premannya temennya dia.”

Kalau cowok ganteng dapet cewek cantik cewek-cewek bilang “Klop, serasi banget”
Kalau cowok jelek dapet cewek cantik, cewek-cewek bilang, “Pasti main dukun “

Kalau cowok ganteng abis diputusin, cewek-cewek bilang “Gak usah sedih, kan masih ada aku” Kalau cowok jelek abis diputusin, cewek-cewek bilang, “kacian deh lu !”

Kalau cowok ganteng ngaku indo cewek-cewek bilang “Emang mirip bule sih”
Kalau cowok jelek ngaku indo cewek-cewek bilang, “Pasti blasteran jin ama tuyul”

Kalau cowok ganteng sayang binatang cewek-cewek bilang “Penuh cinta kasih.”
Kalau cowok jelek sayang binatang cewek-cewek bilang, “sesama keluarga emang harus menyayangi.”

Kalau cowok ganteng bawa mercy cewek-cewek bilang “Keren luar dalem.”
Kalau cowok jelek bawa mercy cewek-cewek bilang,” Mas, majikannya mana ?”

Kalau cowok ganteng males difoto cewek-cewek bilang “Pasti takut fotonya disebar.”
Kalau cowok jelek males difoto cewek-cewek bilang, “nggak tega liat hasil cetakannya.”

Kalau cowok ganteng naik motor gede cewek-cewek bilang “Wah keren kayak Lorenzo Lamas” Kalau cowok jelek naik motor gede cewek-cewek bilang, “Awas, Mandragade lewat !”

Kalau cowok ganteng nuangin air ke gelas cewek-cewek bilang “Ini namanya Gentlemen”
Kalau cowok jelek nuangin air ke gelas cewek-cewek bilang, “Naluri pembantu, emang gitu .”

Kalau cowok ganteng lagi sedih cewek-cewek bilang “Let me be your shoulder to cry on”

Kalau cowok jelek sedih cewek-cewek bilang, “Cengeng amat sih ! laki-laki apa bukan? .”

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Humr-Cerita Lucu 17tahunan

2011-12-11T00:14:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1ouawZuMx0endofvid
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Pada suatu malam si Coy dan Alay bertemu… Beberapa saat kemudian si Coy bertanya pada si Alay.
Coy : "Lay, gua punya pertanyaan nich! Kenapa kalo orang kawin si Suami jadi gemuk, Tapi si Istri malah jadi kurus?"
Alay : "Kar’na si suami dari pulang kerja, dia langsung makan dengan lahapnya, Sedangkan si istri lelah membuatkan makanan sang suaminya. Iya 'kan?"
Coy : "Salah…"
Alay : "Gua nggak tahu lagi tuh. Gua nyerah dah jawabannya emang apaan sich!!!??!!"
Coy : "Yang bener kar’na setiap harinya si suami dikasih 2 paha ayam, 2 susu sapi, dan 1 hamburger special…"
Alay : "Lah yang istrinya kok malah jadi kurus kenapa tuh!!!"
Coy : "Kar’na dia hanya mendapatkan 1 pisang dan 2 telur puyuh…"

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Humr-Kisah suami istri yang Romantis

2011-12-09T22:42:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31A5-ThrllIendofvid
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Pagi hari istri menawarkan nasi goreng pada suami.....
sang suami menJawab: gak usah repot repot ma..., ini aja sarapanku sudah cukup(sambil tersenyum dan mencium bibir istrinya).....
Siang harinya, sang istri buatin menu paling enak dan Lezat,Ini makan siang papa, sudah kita sediakan "sop kambing",...
lagi lagi, Suami menjawab : ga usah repot repot ma.... Ini aja makan siangku sudah lebih dari cukup. (sambil mencium dada istrinya).....
Sore pulang kerja, sang suami sangat kaget melihat istrinya jongkok diatas kompor gas yang berapi kecil tanpa sehelai benang,....
sang suami pun sangat heran sambil bertanya sama istrinya. 'lagi ngapain kamu ma...?'
dengan nada senyum Istripun menjawab : 'ini pa...!! lagi ngangetin persiapan makan malam untuk papa ...
Nb: jangan ketawa sendiri ya :D jika mau ketawa, mending tulis aja dibawah. di Kotak Komentar. hahaha....!! :))

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News_Blogs Billions Dollars Per Year

2011-12-09T03:37:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geGAxbRzkL0endofvid
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Blogs can generate billions of dollars of money. According to reports Business Week featuring 13 successful bloggers. Although published two years ago, I think this report is still useful and who knows could be an inspiration, especially for those who want to become a professional blogger .

Of the 13 blogs that mentioned the leading online business magazine, I chose eight blogs that make money one billion dollars or more per year. In addition, the eighth successful blog also has an astonishing number of daily visitors.

This is the eighth of these blogs and their brief profiles.

1. BOINGBOING

The owner is Mark Frauenfelder, a writer and illustrator. Mark has worked as a monthly columnist for "living online" Play Boy magazine for 3 years.

Established	January, 2000
Income	> USD 1 billion per year
Topics	Comics, science fiction, computers and technology
Traffic	22 million page views and 2.6 million unique visitors (blog visitors coming from a particular IP address) per month
Update	20-40 posts per day by 4 authors paid
Resource	Advertising at the rate of U.S. $ 350 per week (small button), banner ads are $ 2000 - $ 3000 for a minimum of 170,000 impressions

Wow very expensive ads, traffic was almost 1 million page views per day. Amazing bro

2. SHOEMONEY

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The blog owner is Jeremy Schoemaker, bullet-headed man from the United States who look eccentric.

Established	October 2005
Income	$ 12,000 per month (equivalent to USD 1.4 billion per year)
Topics	Make money online
Traffic	20.000 unique visitors per day
Resource	The product itself, AuctionAds and Adsense

Wow, the number of 20.000 visitors per day. Veryvery Great ...

3. TALKINGPOINTSMEMO

Owner: Josh Marshall. The former political reporter who became a full-time blogger.

Established	November 2000
Income	$ 54,000 per month (equivalent to Rp 5.4 billion per year)
Topics	Political
Traffic	500.000 page views per week
Resource	Advertising, affiliate

Indeed doi journalist, so clever writing for the money

4. PEREZHILTON

The owner Mario Lavandeira. Listen to these words, "Advertisers come to me Because I get a lot of traffic. I get a lot of traffic Because I work hard ".

Established	September 2004
Income	$ 110,000 per month (equivalent to Rp 13.2 billion per year)
Topics	Celebrity gossip
Traffic	4 million unique visitors per day
Update	20 posts per day
Resource	Ad (1 banner cost $ 13,000 per day)

Perez Hilton's celebrity blog. The owner was a celebrity. In fact, he became a judge in the Miss America 2009.

5. GOTHAMIST

The owner is Jake Dobkin."Advertisers like the Demographics: young, educated, and Wealthy Often readers. A real draw for the city-based sites is the ability to target online ads geographically. That it's a benefit of some of the other independent publishers or blog networks can not offer, "says Dobkin.

Established	January 2003
Income	$ 50,000 per month (equivalent to Rp 6 billion per year)
Topics	The dynamics of New York, art, food, events, and 7 metropolitan cities of the world
Traffic	7 million page views per month
Update	20-25 posts per day (more than 5 authors)
Resource	Ad

Exceptional, with only contain news about the city of New York could get money milayaran. If I make a blog about the topic of beta Sumedang place born, That good?

6. TECHCRUNCH

The owner is Michael Arrington. "Our advertisers are People who want to reach a tech audience and an early-adopter audience. It's a targeted audience That spends a lot of money, "Arrington says.

Established	June 2005
Income	$ 200,000 per month (equivalent to Rp 24 billion per year)
Topics	gear, mobile technology, and sites
Traffic	5 million page views per month
Resource	Ad (a small button banners charge $ 300 and $ the smallest $ 1000 per week) and the job board

Really expensive ads, maybe Blogodolar not advertise there. Anyway, for TechCrunch who applaud his RSS subcribers reached 2,935,000 (as of August 3, 09).

7. MASHABLE

The owner is Pete Cashmore. "Now it's more than a full-time job. Bloggers do not get much sleep, "he says

Established	July 2005
Income	$ 166,000 per month (equivalent to Rp 19.9 billion per year)
Topics	trend of Mashups
Traffic	4 million page views per month
The main source of money	Text ads (charge $ 100 per week) and banner (charge $ 2,000 per week)
Resource	Advertising at the rate of U.S. $ 350 per week (small button), banner ads are $ 2000 - $ 3000 for a minimum of 170,000 impressions

Indeed, bloggers have a lot to stay up, I'll sleep a little like Mashable.

8. PROBLOGGER

The owner Darren Rowse. He is often called the father of the bloggers who make money blogging.With his help (and let the bloggers discussed a guest blogger on his blog), many bloggers who became famous (eg Yaro Starak, Chris Garrett) and racked up thousands of dollars per month.

Established	November 2004
Income	$ 100,000 per year (equivalent to USD 1 billion)
Topics	Make money online and make money blogging
Traffic	1.5 million visitors per month
Update	1-2 posts per day
The main source of money	Chitika, Google AdSense, Text Link Ads, and Amazon Associates.

Darren salute for the humble and qualified in their field.

source: blogodolar.com
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Tutorial_Create A Favicon On Blog With Easily Ways

2011-12-08T15:45:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ5YnGhcdR8endofvid
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Need a beautiful blog, unique and illustrate your own identity? Now I'll give you a way hou to create a favicon icon on your blog or website.
To make it not difficult because we only put up the HTML code in the template between the tags (code) <head> and tags (code) </ head>. To make the icon you want displayed in the address bar can make it yourself or by visiting the sites that cater to making this icon to address bar.

1. Create an icon
Make an image size 16px x 16px or 20px x 20px. ( If you can not make your own, please make at the address below: http://www.freefavicon.com )
2. Download the picture of icon when you created it, on your computer.
3. Upload the icon to get the HTML code.
To upload it, you can go to the link below: http://tinypic.com.
4. Login to bloggers in advance by writing the User Name or Email Address then enter also the password .
5. Go to Dashboard.
6. Click Design
7. Click Edit HTML
8. Put a link icon that has been formed as a HTML code under code < head>
It's located at the top of the template. If hard to find it, use Ctrl + F .
9. Click SAVE Template. Finish.

Go to the blog to see the results.

Wish usefull.
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Software_Photoscape V3_4

2011-12-07T16:42:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wYqApai58Yendofvid
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The Software is very easy to use for editing photos / pictures and also very easy tobe installed in the PC / Laptop of you all. And of course the photos / images that it generates is also very satisfying ...

So for all friends who want to use Photoscape V3_4, please get it from here ...

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TV Online

2011-12-07T10:46:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4tgFJszRoendofvid
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The Indonesian TV Online will be coming true with the MIVO TV :

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Tutorial_Create a Blog

2011-12-07T05:55:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS1FdK2qSiYendofvid
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Create a blog at Blogspot

Why on blogspot? Since blogspot is a blog with a service provider of the most popular current free addition operating system is very easily either in the form of posts, post editing, layout, add gadgets, custom domain, change templates and so on until it is suitable for beginners.
To create a blog on blogspot, first You must have an email address that is still used. If you do not already have one yourself please enroll that serve the manufacture of an email address. But the advice the author, if you want to create a blog on blogspot better register yourself to gmail . Because gmail is the same as blogspot is still under the auspices of google .

List blogs

a. Log into your google account email and password that you created earlier

b. Click on the icon or text Blogger (setting) or visit http://www.blogger.com

c. Once the page opens, please adjust the language to language you understand. Then enter your username or email address and your password into the charging boxes that have been available. Then click the button marked ENTER

d. Click on the icon labeled CREATE YOUR BLOG

e. Give the blog that you create with the title and the address you want. Before making the title and blog address, you should plan it carefully if you can completely own company.Because the name and address of the blog will be known as your own blog. If the first time you make your blog address was not available, try again with another address until you get the address provided and you can use as your own blog address. Then click the red arrows labeled CONTINUE

f. Then select the template you like to decorate your blog. Click CONTINUE

g. After Your blog posts appear Already So start entering some articles to your blog by clicking START BLOGGING

h. When entry into the post editor , please fill in the title and the article you want to post via the blog. Click Preview to see a glimpse of posts that are being created. Click SAVE to save these postings. Click Publish ENTRY to publish

i. Click the CHECK ENTRY to view your blog with new postings.

j. Done

Good luck and welcome to the world of Blog.
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Contact Me

2011-12-07T00:59:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4tgFJszRoendofvid
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About The Author

2011-12-07T00:26:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4tgFJszRoendofvid
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THE ADVENTURE_NEVER DIE
Welcome to my weblog. Here I will put my everythings, my updates, my ramblings, and who knows what else I will link to other pages on my websites. I hope you will visit some of them. Thanks.
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