<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2024 15:02:36 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>double post</category><category>movies</category><category>musings</category><title>Great Boobs and Tubes</title><description></description><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>31</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-3289399026134028075</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 06:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-26T02:36:11.026-04:00</atom:updated><title>&#39;Fess Up</title><atom:summary type="text">ANYONE know where in the *&amp;^#%$^ (those are cuss words; I am a lady, after all) I can find a copy of a &#39;Criminal Minds&#39; script so I can get the proper format? I can&#39;t seem to track down anything...for free, money, begging, borrowing, or stealing. Damn, they must exist somewhere...Anyone? ANYONE? Bueller?</atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2008/05/fess-up.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-5371565870557979706</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-07T20:05:35.099-04:00</atom:updated><title>I&#39;m Not Dead</title><atom:summary type="text">Just been spending way too much time in hell is all. And not the cool funny hell, like Reaper. Suckola hell, which by the way, has way more than nine circles...suck on that, Dante.Hell&#39;s lame. I think I&#39;m leaving now. I&#39;m coming back, somehow, some way, so get ready. Missed you.Happy Random TV Thought of the Day (HRTVTotD): Criminal Minds is on tonight.And just in case you weren&#39;t aware, don&#39;t </atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2008/05/im-not-dead.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-3782713391657356649</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-12T00:05:14.630-05:00</atom:updated><title>Sick, Not Lazy...For Once</title><atom:summary type="text">I&#39;m sick. That pisses me off. Details on my other blog, sort of. Just wanted to check in. Miss everyone.</atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2008/01/sick-not-lazyfor-once.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihGj6L8rKMXN5ajWlS5kVyWj6MkcbfcSUs3UU40fglJjen1Y_0LhP6ZHLR9YE-kCLgnNW6dWKjogT38dFewJpjyNyjXbXW6APtHX0SdvkM9xhBnWXlXyvA9KT0JKBY35vCq1z9pcOqy6V5/s72-c/get_4.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-8195279046082789978</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 08:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-02T00:23:58.490-05:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">double post</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">movies</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">musings</category><title>Deep Thoughts In The Middle Of The Night: Rhys On Love</title><atom:summary type="text">Yes, yes, okay, this IS a double post, taken from my personal blog. Many apologies if you read both. But I haven&#39;t done that in a long time, and a lot of the readers here don&#39;t read my personal blog, plus this entry belongs here just as much because it&#39;s all about MOVIES. Movies, glorious movies. So I&#39;m totally justified. Read on, my scribing homies...You HAVE seen the two best movies about love </atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2008/01/deep-thoughts-in-middle-of-night-rhys.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>6</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-2661333293189965959</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-31T19:48:23.301-05:00</atom:updated><title>Giggle...Snort</title><atom:summary type="text"></atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/12/gigglesnort.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDjiAhU0zeVPHPZk8fmyber_iLkVpRbF_jEtUgwmTRUNR_D3WLo02XKkkOba102P5-QhdD_Ibgm99XSNtB77uvMae8AtAhZ9YdPf4vEb-B-J3GJHeqKxHxu9_ohK9RqwhZSzk2l9lLJrO9/s72-c/soto_01.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-7382532151017605074</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-29T18:43:20.952-05:00</atom:updated><title>You BETTER Watch This Movie</title><atom:summary type="text">Enjoy this adorable video. This movie freakin&#39; rocks. It&#39;s why movies should exist in the first place. Watch it. Love it. Marry it.And aw, dig that song...can you imagine having someone like that in your life? Someone who loves you and cares for you and appreciates who you are, even the weird stuff? Especially the weird stuff? Sigh. I want me a Bleeker!</atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/12/you-better-watch-this-movie.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-4588219941348218806</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 23:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-29T18:17:00.401-05:00</atom:updated><title>Eh...</title><atom:summary type="text">Haven&#39;t felt much like writing about writing lately...obviously. The holidays can suck my balls. Anyway, looking forward to getting back to life. And to friends and reading blogs and writing blogs and learning to play guitar and other happy things. It&#39;s about damn time.How YOU doin&#39;?</atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/12/eh.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-7210324352213306495</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-19T01:33:30.280-05:00</atom:updated><title>You Better Watch Nip/Tuck Tonight</title><atom:summary type="text">It gives a nice big green, hairy, Grinch finger to the holiday season. Just what we all need. Too funny, really. (I mean, they could&#39;ve at least removed Frosty&#39;s nose. But it wouldn&#39;t have been so very wrong and thus so very good.) This show has really stepped it up this season. Except for bringing back whiny-assed Julia and Matt. GO AWAY, sniveling snots.By the way, do you have any idea what the</atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/12/you-better-watch-niptuck-tonight.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-6473115033549158769</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-13T12:01:42.859-05:00</atom:updated><title>Music For Thought</title><atom:summary type="text">Damn, I need to update my blogroll. I need to do a lot of things. Suck it. So many of us, writers especially, are in dark days and frustration now. So for all us writers and anyone else in any degree of suckosity, here&#39;s a little inspiration from the Sunglasses Man. Take note of the lyrics. It&#39;s all in the lyrics.</atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/12/music-for-thought.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-5703933689045477282</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-03T01:48:24.216-05:00</atom:updated><title>Why Are You So Weird?</title><atom:summary type="text">To prove my recommitment to all things blogging, I shall now post something. And not just &#39;cuz the mighty Trick told me too. I am my own boss.So: &quot;Why are you so weird?&quot;This was a question asked of me when I was merely 8 years old, by a friend, without malice, merely curiosity. I&#39;ll admit to being flattered.The answer? All writers are weird. That&#39;s the simple version. But WHY? 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Looking forward to getting back into it.</atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/12/ill-be-back.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-3376018226906721049</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-19T12:20:16.361-05:00</atom:updated><title>Psychic Challenge? Hmmph.</title><atom:summary type="text">Boo! First Zenobia is totally unfairly scored last week just so they can keep that drama queen creepy poseur chick, and now Joe loses to Pound of Lipstick Mouth Fake Ass &#39;Native American&#39; Last Name Overly Processed Blond Chick?WHAT-evah!Oh well, at least now Joe will have time to come over and hang out and braid my hair. Total potential BFF material.That&#39;s right, I love this show. And I&#39;m not </atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/11/psychic-challenge-hmmph.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-2706176975272094709</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-16T19:10:27.554-05:00</atom:updated><title>It&#39;s Hard Out Here For A Pimp...Er, Writer</title><atom:summary type="text">Especially when you have so much to say.And really, you can say it so very well.But nobody will listen. Ev&#39;ry so often we long to steal To the land of what-might-have-been But that doesn&#39;t soften the ache we feel When reality sets back inSing it, El.</atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/11/its-hard-out-here-for-pimper-writer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-3415197771388972960</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-14T00:50:13.661-05:00</atom:updated><title>Daaayum</title><atom:summary type="text">Um, THANKS, Nip/Tuck, for completely tainting the lovely ethereal memories of my ONE &#39;sex in a hot tub&#39; experience. Why don&#39;t you just go ahead and poo all over puppies and unicorns and rainbows, while you&#39;re at it?</atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/11/daaayum.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-4940880614748334090</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-13T16:31:58.675-05:00</atom:updated><title>Musings and Meme #2</title><atom:summary type="text">I ain&#39;t lying, dudez. This strike has got a girl feeling down. I know it&#39;s hard on everyone, but do you know which group I feel the most for? Yep, the group I&#39;m part of: the ones who haven&#39;t even made a footstep towards the sacred door of WGA admittance, despite the years of talent and hard work behind the journey.This is NOT TO DISCOUNT the efforts and dedication of everyone out there, from the </atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/11/musings-and-meme-2.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>13</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-8392054852030934157</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-11T20:15:56.922-05:00</atom:updated><title>Effect Of WGA Strike On Disney/ABC Fellowship</title><atom:summary type="text">Hi everyone! I&#39;m way behind on my blogging and comment replying (so sorry, been away from the &#39;Net) but I found something I know a lot of you have been looking for so here&#39;s the 411 (or whatever the cool way is of saying that these days.)Over the last few weeks, I&#39;ve seen dozen of visitors coming to both this and my personal site through search terms having to do with the effect of the strike on </atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/11/effect-of-wga-strike-on-disneyabc.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-6243978347523610424</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-06T20:11:28.650-05:00</atom:updated><title>Hahaha!!!</title><atom:summary type="text">Too Perfect:</atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/11/hahaha.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIGXDbSYuq5n6wRd04Ux2AiI0zGKUB4HPReHFWoNxVYszJSjzalUj6bXtVwoJeePQpcHpGg8M1WMiVUObmm1u3bL-iyOqHVlGU4CAwyCFLdpdl2bzhGpsr4IYjnGcQ1od-mHfz5k_ReCbl/s72-c/writertype.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-1575522268713596686</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-06T19:37:36.355-05:00</atom:updated><title>Writing Gooder &#39;N Stuff</title><atom:summary type="text">A few years ago, I developed basic writing exercises to help my students grasp the crucial elements. I used them for all my classes, everything from literature to creative writing. A while back, I tweaked the exercises a bit to fit an article on professional blogging, here. I was and still am humbled and honored by how many writing sites quoted things from the article as being helpful, and even </atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/11/writing-gooder-n-stuff.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-3547769288651710989</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-05T20:51:31.545-05:00</atom:updated><title>I Freaking LOVE This Movie. Why Don&#39;t You?</title><atom:summary type="text">One of Emily&#39;s recent posts inspired me. Yet another mediocre movie is getting all sorts of overblown attention, perhaps generated in an attempt to glitter-coat the turd of mediocrity which is Hollywood&#39;s Biggest Plague right now.Which led me to reflect upon the best movie of the year, and how I almost missed it because  it played for a mere FOUR days in ONE town in an ENTIRE state. And I never </atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/11/i-freaking-love-this-movie-why-dont-you.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-6459171317491420765</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-05T20:24:03.742-05:00</atom:updated><title>Incest and Gonorrhea</title><atom:summary type="text">I knew that would get your attention. Writers are such pervs. And I know that for sure because somebody found this site today through the search term &#39;Celine Dion&#39;s boobs.&#39; Well, I hope you found whatever you were seeking, lover of Celine&#39;s nekkid parts. Of course, it still beats the #1 search term that leads to my main blog: &#39;White Trash Whore.&#39; Ah, well. Be proud of who you are. OWN IT.So </atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/11/incest-and-gonorrhea.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-3483036303530039930</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 18:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-03T15:08:04.381-04:00</atom:updated><title>Don&#39;t Stop Believin&#39;! Also, The Revenge of the Meme.</title><atom:summary type="text">I know, I know. Strike, unsure, pissing contests, blahblah. The whole thing is enough to get a writer--the real ones who actually write and are fighting for more than a good table at whatever restaurant is trendy this month--depressed. And general life suckitude on top of it doesn&#39;t help. It&#39;s so easy to think, &#39;What&#39;s the point? They won&#39;t be reading it anyway, and when I can finally send out my</atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/11/dont-stop-believin-also-revenge-of-meme.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>12</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-8363594019946249483</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-29T22:57:47.560-04:00</atom:updated><title>So THAT&#39;S Why He&#39;s Such a Buttwipe!</title><atom:summary type="text">So when I was writing some scenes for my spec pilot, one of my characters insisted on acting all pissy towards my main character for no apparent reason, coming off like a real a-hole instead of the likeable goofball I&#39;d pictured him as. 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It&#39;s so very hard to start at the beginning when everything you have in your head happens in the middle and the end of the episode. I never start at the beginning of stories, do you? I always start with the middle, move toward the end, then work in the beginning stuff and little slivers missing throughout the whole. Though to be most accurate, I always start </atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/10/welli-started.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-2200624996653870529</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-06T20:49:51.552-05:00</atom:updated><title>Disney/ABC Fellowship Roll Call</title><atom:summary type="text">Okay, all you 2008 hopefuls...raise your hands! I&#39;d like to know how many of us out there applied for the Holy Grail of fellowships. Just leave a comment saying something as simple as &#39;here&#39; or don&#39;t, if you want to be all stand-offish that way. Anyhow, I realized I damn well better get my rear in gear and get a second script done JUST IN CASE. Many things have transpired that have kept me from </atom:summary><link>http://greatboobsandtubes.blogspot.com/2007/10/abcdisney-fellowship-roll-call.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Rhys)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2906857208357796787.post-2127518206082696073</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-26T19:16:34.780-04:00</atom:updated><title>13 Worst Halloween Costumes</title><atom:summary type="text">So this post has nothing to do with TV either. So sue me; I&#39;m sick of TV right now. That&#39;s right; I said it. Girl&#39;s fixin&#39; to get pissed.  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