GREAT MOVIE QUOTES

Little Miss Sunshine

2007-04-13T05:57:00.000-07:00

(Have you ever considered it from this perspective?)
Richard: Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.

Frank: [Sarcastically] really?

Richard: Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level.

Frank: [Sarcastically] Thank you for opening my eyes to what a loser I am!

(007) Casino Royale

2006-12-22T17:16:00.000-08:00

(People change. Even Bond does!)

James Bond: Vodka-martini.

Bartender: Shaken or stirred?

James Bond: Does it look like I give a damn?

Home Alone

2006-05-12T05:36:00.000-07:00

(Next time someone throws at you the ‘think positive’ cliché …)

Frank McCallister: There's no way on earth we can make this plane. It leaves in 45 minutes.

Peter McCallister: Think positive, Frank!

Frank McCallister: You be positive. I'll be realistic.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

2006-04-18T15:54:00.000-07:00

(How thin is the line between denial and the hard truth?)

McMurphy: What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average a#$hole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.

The Core

2006-04-13T06:10:00.000-07:00

(Leadership 102.)

Col. Robert Iverson: You're not really a leader until you've lost.

8 Mile

2006-04-05T13:28:00.000-07:00

(When grey is no option. It’s black or white.)

[Freestyling]

B. Rabbit: This guy don't wanna win no battle he's shook 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS.

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, bit$# you better never let it go HOE
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you betta

Moonwalker

2006-04-02T06:50:00.000-07:00

(Moonwalking attracts all sorts of fans.)

Michael: [a traffic cop points to a "No Moonwalking" sign] Me and my friend, Spike, we were just... But, my friend, he was just... Spike, he was just here...

Traffic Cop: [Hands him a ticket pad] I need your autograph right HERE.

Saturday Night Fever

2006-03-29T00:07:00.000-08:00

(Another struggle between honesty and ego.)

Stephanie: Nice move. Did you make that up?

Tony Manero: Yeah, well I saw it on TV first, then I made it up.

The Sound of Music

2006-03-23T14:23:00.000-08:00

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long, long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow Sew
Tea, a drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh)

Singin' in the Rain

2006-03-22T14:20:00.000-08:00

(A lesson form actors to all.)

Cosmo Brown: What's the first thing an actor learns? "The show must go on!' Come rain, come shine, come snow, come sleet, the show MUST go on!

Dallas

2006-03-20T02:09:00.000-08:00

(Another management lesson.)

JR Ewing: Anything worth having is worth going for-all the way.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

2006-03-19T09:36:00.000-08:00

(A tactic against stubbornness.)

[Judge Doom about to "dip" Roger]

Eddie Valiant: Hey, Judge. Doesn't a dying rabbit deserve a last request?

Roger Rabbit: Yeah, nose plugs would be nice.

Eddie Valiant: I think you want a drink. So, how about it, Judge?

Judge Doom: Well, why not? I don't mind prolonging the execution.

Eddie Valiant: Happy trails.

Roger Rabbit: No thanks, Eddie. I'm trying to cut down.

Eddie Valiant: Drink the drink.

Roger Rabbit: But I don't want the drink.

Judge Doom: He doesn't want the drink.

Eddie Valiant: He does.

Roger Rabbit: I don't.

Eddie Valiant: You do.

Roger Rabbit: I don't.

Eddie Valiant: You do.

Roger Rabbit: I don't.

Eddie Valiant: You do.

Roger Rabbit: I don't.

Eddie Valiant: You don't.

Roger Rabbit: I do.

Eddie Valiant: You don't.

Roger Rabbit: I do.

Eddie Valiant: You don't.

Roger Rabbit: [taking drink] Listen, when I say I do, that means I do.

Son of the Pink Panther

2006-03-17T14:50:00.000-08:00

(Like father, like son – cf. The Pink Panther Strikes Again.)

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Excuse me, do you know which way is north?

Camel Driver: Yes.

[rides on]

Curse of the Pink Panther

2006-03-16T22:50:00.000-08:00

(Talking about homophones.)

Valencia Police Chief: Is that Slay as in to kill?

Sergeant Clifton Sleigh: No. That's Sleigh as in one horse open.

Trail of the Pink Panther

2006-03-15T13:28:00.000-08:00

(There is a snow salesman from Alaska and …)

[In disguise]

Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I am André Botot, mustard salesman from Dijon.

Revenge of the Pink Panther

2006-03-14T06:22:00.000-08:00

(When twisted logic meets arrogance.)

Clouseau: Now, this time *I'm* going to stand on *your* shoulders!

Cato: What good will that do?

Clouseau: Because I'm taller than you are, you fool!

The Pink Panther Strikes Again

2006-03-13T05:57:00.000-08:00

(Sometimes, one just needs to be more specific.)

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?

Hotel Clerk: No.

Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.

[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]

Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!

Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

The Return of the Pink Panther

2006-03-12T14:39:00.000-08:00

(Watch out. It might get contagious!)

[To a Taxi driver]

Clouseau: Follow that car!

[Driver gets out of the taxi and follows the car]

The Pink Panther

2006-03-11T10:40:00.000-08:00

(What – not who – is the pink panther?!)

Gem dealer 1: As in every stone of this size, there is a flaw.

Sultan: A flaw?

Gem dealer 2: The slightest flaw, your excellency.

Gem dealer 1: If you look deep into the stone, you will perceive the tiniest discoloration. It resembles an animal.

Sultan: An animal?

Gem dealer 1: A little panther.

Sultan: Yes! A pink panther. Come here, Dala. A gift to your father from his grateful people. Some day it will be yours. The most fabulous diamond in all the world. Come closer.

Empire of the Sun

2006-03-07T09:27:00.000-08:00

Narrator: In 1941 China and Japan had been in a state of undeclared war for four years. A Japanese army of occupation was in control of much of the countryside and many towns and cities. In Shanghai thousands of Westerners, protected by the diplomatic security of the International Settlement, continued to live as they had lived since the British came here in the 19th century and built in the image of their own country... built banking houses, hotels, offices, churches and homes that might have been uprooted from Liverpool or Surrey. Now their time was running out. Outside Shanghai the Japanese dug in and waited... for Pearl Harbor.

The Blue Lagoon

2006-03-06T16:02:00.000-08:00

(Is this love?)

Richard: I have a funny feeling in my stomach.

Emmeline: Me too.

Richard: My heart is beating so fast.

Emmeline: Mine too.

Vertigo

2006-03-05T09:14:00.000-08:00

(When life starts making sense.)

Madeleine: Only one is a wanderer; two together are always going somewhere.

Die Hard: With a Vengeance

2006-03-04T03:07:00.000-08:00

(Ads, ads, ads. Ads everywhere.)

[McClane and Targo are fighting]

Mathias Targo: I see you all day, little man, policeman...

[Targo kicks McClane, who is on the ground]

Mathias Targo: ...and you don't go away.

John McClane: I'm like that f&%$ing Energizer bunny.

Die Hard 2

2006-03-03T05:08:00.000-08:00

(Short life stories.)

Grant: You are the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time.

John McClane: Story of my life.

Die Hard

2006-02-28T03:47:00.000-08:00

(On rules, and following them.)

[After cornering Tony]

John McClane: Drop it, d$?#head. It's the police.

Tony: You're not going to hurt me.

John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not?

Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.

John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me.