Great Power is a Blunt Object

Hi.

2006-09-02T15:06:00.000-04:00

I feel sheepish. People cared enough to inquire about my absence. Thanks so much, my friends. I wish I could know you in the personal, but this sphere is so large, and space is so long. And money, always the money. Wouldn't it be great if we could just beam ourselves about a la Star Trek? Such a childish wish.I am done with 9/11. I've had enough. I'm convinced. I'm tired of trying to convince

The Dancing Zombie Terrorists of Minneapolis

2006-08-04T18:06:00.000-04:00

My old hometown police are a mixed bunch. They can be polite and helpful, or they can be raging lunatics like 1st Precinct Sergeant Ed Nelson, who recently gave standing orders to shoot on site any dancing zombies his officers might come across in the street.The zombies in question are a gaggle of teenagers who dressed up like zombies and danced to the music that was coming out of their backpack

Poll Results: Who You Hate

2006-08-03T22:35:00.000-04:00

The new poll did not bring in as many respondents as the old poll. I do not know why. Perhaps it has something to do with its utter pointlessness. The question was "Who Do You Hate?" and you were only allowed to hate one thing.I don't know how to say this, so I'll just say it. I am very disappointed in all of you. It is understandable that you hate Rapists, Murderers, and Adolf Eichmann, but one

Join Us (Reality Is Dead)

2006-08-03T21:27:00.000-04:00

Join Us (Reality is Dead)It's what's on the mind. That's what matters. With a clatterMine fell to pieces when I learned about 9/11 and now I'm a hatter.Checked some Alex Jones, pocketed some Loose Change,Brushed up on my physics with Steve Jones, now I'm deranged.Immortal Technique and Mos Def found Bin Laden.Ministry called the Lies and told me not to listen toThe mainstream and the underground

Pamela Waechter, Human, 1948-2006

2006-07-30T21:34:00.000-04:00

This woman deserved to live.Her name was Pamela Waechter. She was 58 when she was shot dead by a lone gunman who had forced his way into the Jewish Federation in Seattle on Friday. Five other women were wounded, including one who had saved her pregnancy by guarding her womb with her arm, which took the bullet.It doesn't matter what the reasons for this hate crime were. He's a killer now. The

9/11 Poll Results

2006-07-30T06:00:00.000-04:00

WARNING: lots of boring and impertinent details in this post. If you haven't had your coffee yet, I'd recommend skipping down to the previous post, which is impertinent but entertaining, and coming back here later.A huge number of people (okay, 25) responded to my little "poll" about 9/11. The question was, "Where do you stand on 9/11?" Respondents were invited to check all that apply. I was only

Kevin Barrett Eats Babies

2006-07-30T01:53:00.000-04:00

If you've been following the Kevin Barrett scandal in Wisconsin, you already know that this professor hates America. First he went on a "conservative" radio program and said that there are pink elephants dancing polka on the dark side of the moon. Then he went on Hannity and Colmes to talk about spuds and other nutritious roots and tubers, and oh boy did he lose that debate! Booya! Then Bill

9/11? Never happened.

2006-07-30T01:00:00.000-04:00

9/11? Never happened. I don't know what you're talking about. Planes? Buildings? People? Quoi? Stop talking funny. Unless you're talking about the Chilean coup of September 11, 1973, in which the United States C.I.A. apparently did not overthrow the Socialist plurality president Salvador Allende and replace him with genocidal dictator General Augusto Pinochet in a coup d'etat using

Can I Be a Dick?

2006-07-28T21:41:00.000-04:00

Seriously, can I? I want to be a dick. I don't feel like I should have to be dead-serious all the time. I don't think I should have to be the self-appointed Guardian of 9/11 Honor. I mean, come on, it's just Politics. Which, in turn, is just the lipstick on a pig called War Rhetoric. I want to be a dick. I am a dick.I think people are funny. I could talk with for hours and hours and hours, just

Hi, Wisconsin!

2006-07-28T13:56:00.000-04:00

It's great to see so many people from Wisconsin visiting my blog. Most of you came from some so-called "conservative" blogs and websites that will remain nameless here, because the ones you probably came from don't deserve a plug from me. First cat I'm gonna let out of the bag is this: those blogs and websites aren't actually conservative! They're total imposters. Their authors do not support the

Meat.

2006-07-27T10:54:00.000-04:00

Seven-minute sci-fi flick, anyone? How about a good laugh? Like a gross-out? Enter Terry Bisson, the author of the original short story out of which this film was made.Sorta changes things, doesn't it.

On Your Marks, Get Set, BREED!

2006-07-23T04:30:00.000-04:00

Before all the stem cell snowflake flurries die down, here's a Monty Python classic clip you may have forgotten:Every Sperm Is Sacred! (Thanks to MHB.)

9/11 Poll

2006-07-23T01:36:00.000-04:00

I created a 9/11 poll here because I want to get a better idea as to where my readers are coming from. You can check off as many answers you want; please let me know how I can improve my approach if I ever make another poll. First, however, I need to clarify a few things.We bloggers are an eclectically politicized community. Although we share many common values, we often differ in our

DJ Musclemouth

2006-07-22T12:50:00.000-04:00

UPDATE: I have removed the playlist from this post and replaced the music player with one that lists all the songs in alphabetical order. Easier that way. Also, the playlist is randomized, so you don't have to hear the same first song everytime you access my blog. (Cuz if that were the case, it would be called "TV advertising".)The music player I have posted is packed top to bottom with the best

Don't Go.

2006-07-19T18:53:00.000-04:00

What is battle? It is glory. It is a man charging for the enemy screaming, MK16 in hand, bayonet leading the charge, string quartet baying in the background. It is a milky nostalgia in the here and now, it is a sense of purpose and divine providence.What is battle? It is men in suits and military garb, in a room, with a big screen on the wall full of red dots and tactical layouts. The men pinch

Enron Witness Found Dead

2006-07-19T04:29:00.000-04:00

A banker named Neil Coulbeck, who was questioned by the FBI about the Enron scandal, was found dead in a park in Chingford, England a mere six days after Ken Lay's "death". Coulbeck worked for the Royal Bank of Scotland. His death is being treated as "unexplained" by local police; the article gives no further information on the cause of death.Maybe Coulbeck knew where Lay's personal heaven is.

Bush Will Blow Your Mind

2006-07-17T17:04:00.000-04:00

George W. Bush, my heart goes out to you. If you need a good shoulder to cry on, you know whose phone to tap.Incredible, isn't it. He really was a sharp dude. You may not have agreed with what he said, but by God, he said it, and good. So. What did happen? Why does nobody ever talk about how obviously intelligent he used to be? I offer six hypotheses in all sincerity:1. Presenile dementia. He

Response to "Defending the Indefensible"

2006-07-17T00:24:00.000-04:00

Anything They Say posted some photos of Isreal's asymmetrical response to a few kidnappings. It got me writing a comment of enough length that I decided to post it here:Here's how I make sense of it. Some call it "asymmetrical warfare" but that just rings a little too, oh, bureaucratic-sounding to me. I mean it's factually accurate, but it doesn't quite capture the situation in a nutshell. The

Nuts and Bolts

2006-07-15T00:05:00.000-04:00

A grab bag of short clips for you today. They all tie in together, but not just based on content. The videos are color coordinated! It's all black backgrounds with red lettering! Kinda drives home the collective point.1. What is fascism? One professor says it's made of 14 attributes (Mike Malloy narrates.)2. Remember when it was 2,000 and not 2,700? What's in a number, anyway? This should explain

Slowpoke: Earn Your Vote!

2006-07-14T19:15:00.000-04:00

(via WorkingForChange)

Uranium Enrichment Program

2006-07-13T22:06:00.000-04:00

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Adam Carolla Hangs Up on Ann Coulter

2006-07-13T18:56:00.000-04:00

Victory is ours!Adam Carolla, the man who can complain about anything, showed the world how to deal with neocons last Friday: call 'em on their bad manners, catch 'em in a lie, rub their nose in it, make 'em lie again (to back up the first lie), cut 'em off mid-sentence, tell 'em to get lost, hang up on 'em, laugh at 'em, make fun of 'em, call 'em a bitch, tell 'em to eff themselves, make a snide

"When the President Talks to God"

2006-07-13T01:23:00.000-04:00

This video is all over the place. I got it from Covert History. It's Bright Eyes stickin' it to the man somethin' fierce, and on Leno, ferchrissakes. Good folk song won't change much of anything, but it sure feels good to see it done, and it pulls righteous folk together, for once, for a moment at least, all across this fucked up land. So take a break from care with me, and let yourself enjoy the

"Everything Is Fake"

2006-07-12T06:54:00.000-04:00

Don't be afraid of television-induced senility; it's just your mind, after all. This post is dedicated to Nico Haupt.

The Kevin Barrett Chronicles

2006-07-11T20:01:00.000-04:00

Here I will give you a brief biography of Dr. Kevin Barrett, his work, who is working to destroy him, and what we can do to destroy them first.According to Dr. Barrett's bio on the Muslim-Jewish-Christian Alliance for 9/11 Truth (MUJCA) website:Kevin Barrett has taught English, French, Arabic, American Civilization, Humanities, African Literature, Folklore, and Islam at colleges and universities