Kevin Carmichael's Greenfingers

Greenfingers Season 2 Episode 3 - Autumn Bounty

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Fri, 21 Dec 2018 04:06:00 +0000

Merry Christmas, it's the Autumn episode, just on time! Kevin invents a music genre, talks about his favourite album, and deals with multiple interruptions.

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Greenfingers Season 2 Episode 2 - Summer Heat

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 01 Sep 2018 15:46:00 +0000

Kevin discusses fortunes, music, and vampires.

A HUGE thanks to two special flowers, Aidan and Jake, for their help with the music!

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Season 2, Episode D - Supreme Courtyard

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 25 Aug 2018 05:34:00 +0000

Legalize it! Plants on the Supreme Court, that is.

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Season 2, Episode C: Impromptu Ramblings

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Mon, 20 Aug 2018 16:48:00 +0000

Kevin breaks out the podcasting machine to share a few thoughts.

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Season 2, Episode B - World Naked Gardening Day

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 05 May 2018 01:34:00 +0000

What does Kevin think about gardening in the buff??

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Season 2, Episode A - Isolated Wisdom

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 31 Mar 2018 00:22:00 +0000

A little extra for the keener greeners!

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Season 2, Episode 1 - Spring Thaw

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Wed, 21 Mar 2018 17:02:00 +0000

The long, harrowing wait is over! Springtime is here, and Kevin Carmichael is back to his old podcasting ways! Where has he been for 7 years? What are his springtime movie recommendations? What wisdom does he have to share with us about Garden Decorations? FIND OUT BY LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST!

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Episode 17: Christmas Plants

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 05:50:00 +0000

Our host gets cool.... (as ice), and spreads Christmas cheer like a rich fertilizer

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Episode 16: How To Make a Flower Bed

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 18:52:00 +0000

Our host returns to impart some floral knowledge.

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Episode 15: Bees

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 12:12:00 +0000

Our host creates some buzz.

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Episode 14: Plant Perception

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 29 May 2010 01:53:00 +0000

Our host looks through a potato's eyes, and reads a story about one man's fight against raccoons.

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Deeper Coverage for the True Greeners.

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Tue, 25 May 2010 17:25:00 +0000

I thought, in order to give my audience members more of an insight into what it really felt like to be among tulips and the people who love them, I would give you extensive photo coverage of the festival. Perhaps, for those of you unfortunate enough to have missed it, these images can be combined with the episode itself in order for you to create false memories of being there on which you can reminisce when you find yourself trapped in a mental cage of unfertile ground. Anyways! We should propel ourselves forward, as I am known for saying.

I was glad to see the creation of larger tulips for those with lesser vision; so they might get an understanding of the finer details of the flower. It is unfortunate that they felt the need to colour them inaccurately, after all, it takes much pretention to believe you can one-up our dear mother artistically.

It was wonderful to gain the opportunity to hide among the flowers in the manner of my smaller brethren.

Tulips... covered in tulips! It doesn't change my stance as a nature-purist, but I do feel I must give this one some credit for having some really fascinating philosophical implications.

Ah, the Netherlands. I appreciate what they've done to educate the masses - I know I certainly have learned to appreciate tulips more as a result of their work. But here it seems they are taking credit for nature's accomplishments. This is sketchy territory, Netherlands.

While I'm a little confused by its placement on land, I appreciate that they have warnings about the dangers of boating. Perhaps something that will drive the youth towards more wholesome, land-based activities, such as plant-growth? One can only hope.

I was very pleased to be given the opportunity to hold tulips in the manner they were intended.

And equally pleased by the surprise appearance of my dear friend, Ted Irwin! Glad to see someone so known for his ties with urban progress still finds time in his schedule for an event such as this. Good on you, Ted, good on you.

Ah yes, who doesn't enjoy a literary snack now and again?

Well, I hope you enjoyed this lithographic version of Greenfingers. All in all it was a very jolly day for myself, I learned a lot about what you can do with icing and buns.

Episode 13: Tulip Madness

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sun, 23 May 2010 03:35:00 +0000

Our host interviews the public and unearths a conspiracy.

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Episode 12: Famous Gardens

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Mon, 17 May 2010 13:33:00 +0000

Our host talks about a plumber and ponders the royal lineage of music.

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Episode 11: Garden Textures

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sun, 09 May 2010 15:04:00 +0000

Our host speaks of a testudine dictator.

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Episode 10: Talking to Plants

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sun, 02 May 2010 04:04:00 +0000

Our host has sadfingers.

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Episode 9: Flowers

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 05:24:00 +0000

Our host stops to smell the jacks.

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Garden Consequences

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 00:56:00 +0000

I regret to inform you that there was short-sightedness in my seeing to the Petunias' desire for companionship last week. Whilst their spirits were lifted, it has come to my attention that I neglected to think about the consequences of giving them special treatment, and it seems that I've upset the rest of the garden. Just this morning, I could've sworn one of my tulips drooped in response to my presence - clearly a cry for attention, from a being that sadly lacked means for proper expression. I must devote myself to the garden for the next few days, using my banjo to gently caress each leaf - as well as the very soil itself - with sultry noises. I have Elisha to thank for reminding me of the important role passionate musical production can play in the relationship between a man and his garden.

But fear not, fellow Greenfingered individuals; a new episode will be posted on Tuesday.

Until then,
Godspeed,
Kev.

Episode 8: Tubers

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:05:00 +0000

Our host graciously tolerates a guest and talks about the significance of potatoes.

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Petunia Melancholy

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 02:06:00 +0000

I would like to start this entry by apologizing to my viewership, for I am dreadfully sorry to have to admit that as a result of unforeseen circumstances, this Saturday will be devoid of a new episode of Kevin Carmichael's Greenfingers. I understand that that's the day that people expect it, but instead it will be released on a Monday, despite the fact that I'm aware that that isn't the same as Saturday at all. In the interest of full disclosure and getting the sympathies of those who will experience disappointment at the prospect of having to wait the extra couple days for my words, I will explain to you the events leading to this delay.

As I woke up this morning and began my early gardening ceremonies, the Petunias caught my eye. While the Petunias rarely fail to catch my eye, this was an instance when it was out of something other than a desire for pleasurable distraction. As someone with a deep feel for plants, it only took me a few seconds and a whiff of the air to notice something insidious was afoot. Further investigation confirmed my suspicions, it seems my Petunias have recently entered a stage of clinical depression. As plant-owners yourselves, I'm sure you can understand my need to prioritize this, and I don't need to tell you the level of distress one goes through when a flower has lost its exuberance, much less when the number exceeds one. I'm going to sleepover in the garden for a few nights to try to take their minds off things. Maybe get them some special fertilizer or another form of excitement; in fact, perhaps I will set up a television and we shall marathon Magnum P.I.! I'm certainly no stranger to the healing powers of basking in the warm light of television, especially when accented by the soothing tones of Tom Selleck's moustache.

So, until Monday.
Godspeed,
Kevin Bartholomew Carmichael

Episode 7: Gardening Insects

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:52:00 +0000

Our host speaks of those miniature workers and why we love them.

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Episode 6: Fertilizers

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:23:00 +0000

Our host fertilizes the mind of the listener with his cinematic analysis.

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Episode 5: Garden Insects

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 02:12:00 +0000

Our host speaks of those wonderful six-legged scamps, and gardens with himself.

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Episode 4: Springtime

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 07:00:00 +0000

Our host prepares us for the season of growth.

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Episode 3: Seeds

greenfingerspodcast@gmail.com (Kevin Carmichael) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:00:00 +0000

Our host conducts a re-evaluation of raccoons, debates the merits of seeds with himself and speaks to an expert.

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